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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:28Is it though?
00:30Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:35in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:37Merry Christmas!
00:38Oh, I don't know who he was!
00:39Get your bum out here now!
00:41Go have.
00:43I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:46It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:49So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah.
00:52Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year.
00:55Cheers.
00:56Hiya, Lord.
00:57Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
00:59Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:05Look at all those vegetables!
01:07I know!
01:08You're not wearing your present.
01:09Er, er, no, I will.
01:11Right, come on.
01:12Let the peeling commence after you, Gavinet.
01:17What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:25And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:26Where have you got to go for that?
01:27Oh, I don't know.
01:28Some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:29Where?
01:30Oh, God knows.
01:31Weatherfield?
01:32Not really.
01:33Not really.
01:34Merry Christmas!
01:35Too early?
01:36I like that you're so keen.
01:39Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:41Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:42Yeah, Merry Christmas.
01:43Oh.
01:44Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:45Oh.
01:46Oh, oh, oh.
01:47Oh, oh, oh.
01:48We're selling a few hours later.
01:49Uh-huh.
01:50Right.
01:51Been late afternoon.
01:52Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:57Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:04We're still on for yours later.
02:06Uh-huh.
02:07Right, be late afternoon, got a few guests in.
02:09Right, see you later.
02:12Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:14Good to you.
02:15I got a scooter.
02:16Yeah, same.
02:17Yay, so that means that no one's safe.
02:19Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:21Come on.
02:22Eh, question, how come I didn't get a scooter?
02:28I've spent enough on you on My Little Pony, thank you.
02:32Got another one, love?
02:33Yeah, go on then.
02:34Not for me.
02:35I've actually got somewhere.
02:37I'm gonna prof to you.
02:38Where are you going?
02:40Robert, where are you going?
02:42Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
02:52So, do you like it?
02:53Yeah.
02:54Really?
02:55Of course.
02:56Right, well, why are you just giving one word answers then?
02:58I love it.
02:59Thanks.
03:00It's just them two.
03:01Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:02I know, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as
03:06well.
03:07Oh my god, this is so much better than mine.
03:08I know.
03:09Did you just guess it was gonna be a girl?
03:10I bought two lots.
03:11I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:12No, very clever.
03:13Hey, happy Christmas!
03:14Yeah.
03:15What is it?
03:16It's just them two.
03:17Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:18I know.
03:19I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:23Oh my god, this is so much better than mine!
03:28I know.
03:29Did you just guess it was gonna be a girl?
03:31I bought two lots.
03:32I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34Very clever.
03:35Hey, happy Christmas!
03:38Yeah.
03:39What he said.
03:44Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:47Celebrating, were you?
03:49Only a bit.
03:51Sure.
03:53How are we?
03:56Disappointed.
03:58It was a bit, you know...
04:01It was massively out of order.
04:03And bonkers.
04:04Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:10Seriously?
04:12Sorry.
04:13What's happening at your grand's?
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah.
04:17The sooner the better.
04:18I'm getting dressed.
04:19Sherry?
04:20There it is.
04:21Merry Christmas.
04:22Everybody...
04:23Computer, stop.
04:24Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:25Definitely not.
04:26Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:27Computer, stop.
04:28Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:30Definitely not.
04:31Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:33Computer, stop.
04:35Oh, no.
04:36Now playing Gold.
04:37Computer, stop.
04:38Or a swear.
04:39Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:40Oh, I like this one.
04:41Oh, I like this one.
04:42Oh, no.
04:43Oh, no.
04:44Now playing Gold.
04:45Computer, stop.
04:46Or a swear.
04:47Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:48Oh, no.
04:49Now playing Gold.
04:50Computer, stop.
04:51Or a swear.
04:52Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:53Oh, I like this one.
04:54Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
04:58Spam the sarcasm.
04:59Wow, what did you get for Christmas?
05:00Big box feisty?
05:01I made a mistake yesterday.
05:02When I binned you off.
05:03I'm making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:04I may have...
05:06Well, I'm...
05:07Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:16You spare me the sarcasm.
05:18Wow, what did you get for Christmas? Big box feisty?
05:21I made a mistake yesterday when I binned you off.
05:25Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:28I may have overreacted slightly.
05:32Truth is, I need a posh friend in my life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like, people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:40And it's nice.
05:42Just being here.
05:44Basking in your magnificence.
05:47And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:49You and I being mates.
05:51Like, when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:57And I think to myself, at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:03So, I'm willing to accept your apology.
06:06And give you another chance.
06:09You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:12What kind of host are you?
06:13How are you?
06:35Good, thanks.
06:36How are you, really?
06:44Not great.
06:45Come here.
06:46Come here.
06:46Come on here, cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:02Where's the rest of you boys?
07:03Well, Noah's out working for triple time.
07:07And get this.
07:08Ryan's gone for a turkey curry with someone called Stabwound, who we met gaming.
07:13So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:15Do you want to drink?
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:18Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:21Slow down, Moses.
07:22And put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:27You're a helmet.
07:28Get a drink and just shut up.
07:29Oh, sorry.
07:38Is there a speed limit?
07:40No, there isn't.
07:40You crack on.
07:43How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:47Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:50It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:52Oh, I don't know.
07:54A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:57Oh, cute.
07:59Merry Christmas!
08:00Merry Christmas!
08:01Merry Christmas!
08:03Cheers, aren't you?
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:08He's well excited.
08:09We don't mind, do we?
08:10No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:16Hey!
08:16Merry Christmas.
08:18Where's Eve?
08:19Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Do you want what?
08:20I don't know, do I?
08:21Oh.
08:22Oh, you've got to own it.
08:23It's wonderful.
08:24Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:25Right, come on, Cardi B.
08:27Get some of these pigs.
08:28How many are we feeding?
08:38Has Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why?
08:40Did he say he was going to?
08:41Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47Well, I'm worried.
08:48Vic, so where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:53I don't know.
08:54I don't know.
08:54All right.
08:54We're going to find find him.
08:55Well, here we go.
08:56примерно 10.
09:26Right, let's see who runs, ready?
09:45Oh, I won!
09:48Oh, sorry Liam.
09:49Right, come on here.
09:50Let's go sit down.
09:52Wow, that Christmas lunch with Pernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:55Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:59I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
10:01Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:05What?
10:06What is back?
10:08Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:10Where was this?
10:12At Butler's.
10:13The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:17Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:18Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:23Oh, my goodness.
10:25Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:26I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:28No, hang on, hang on.
10:29Where are you even going to look?
10:30I don't know.
10:31We can't just sit here.
10:32Maybe you should call the police?
10:33And say what?
10:34That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours?
10:37Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet and the ring.
10:42No, Charles?
10:42He came earlier.
10:45Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:49Never gets any easier, does it?
10:52Tell me about it.
10:53Like Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:56I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:58You must miss them very much.
11:02It's been so long.
11:04Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:07But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:12There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:17Give him my best.
11:26What are you doing here?
11:29I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:35So's I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:40Looks like you've already started that.
11:42Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:49Thanks.
12:02I miss him.
12:05Yeah, same.
12:06I miss you.
12:10And you.
12:12Me?
12:14Ooh.
12:15Sorry.
12:16It's Christmas.
12:18And?
12:19What happens at Christmas?
12:21Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:24We've already done that.
12:26So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:31What's that?
12:33We stand around awkwardly.
12:35Not so much.
12:36And then, at some point,
12:38preferably very soon,
12:40your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:42And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:45That might work.
12:52Let the awkward standing commence.
12:55Oh, yes.
12:57Let's get some roasties.
12:59Oops.
13:00Oh, I need to pay.
13:02I told you to wait for your dad.
13:06You OK?
13:08Yeah.
13:09Have you been to Nate's grave?
13:11Yeah, I have been.
13:12Come here.
13:14Right, come on.
13:15Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:17You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:19I've got my feet up.
13:20Old.
13:21Yeah, so old.
13:22Can't even make it to the food.
13:25Come on.
13:25Has this got open to all the presents?
13:28Uh, no, not yet.
13:29Uh-huh.
13:32Come on.
13:33Come on, Nate.
13:34What have you got?
13:36Yeah.
13:39What have you got?
13:40Brilliant.
13:41Wee-hee-hee.
13:42Yeah.
13:43That's just to your brother.
13:46What have you got?
13:54Right.
13:55Hello.
13:57Come on, boy.
13:58Hey, how are we all?
14:00Hi.
14:00Hey.
14:01How's me big man?
14:02Merry Christmas.
14:03Merry Christmas.
14:05Aw.
14:06Hello, Kane.
14:09Because it's, uh, a spanner.
14:12Yeah, I get it.
14:13Merry Christmas.
14:14Hey, Merry Christmas.
14:15Aw.
14:16Did you get anything nice?
14:17Well done.
14:18I need to get back, too.
14:22And?
14:23Who are you, mister?
14:24Yeah.
14:26It's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:29Not really.
14:30No.
14:31No, not really.
14:32No, come here.
14:35Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh?
14:38Your mum, if she was here?
14:39Have a good time.
14:40Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:42So what are we going to do, then?
14:42Have a good day.
14:44Nailed it.
14:45Right, erm, do we get our own drinks or do you, like, control it?
14:49Control, Gary.
14:51Right, come on in.
14:53Brought you some company.
14:55Thanks.
14:55It's... a lot.
14:59I really appreciate this.
15:02I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:05Oh, happy birthday.
15:07Hope they're not imposing too much.
15:09How much is too much?
15:11Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:14Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:17And you guys.
15:18Get on the set.
15:19Thanks, Sam and Lydia and Belle.
15:22Yeah, no worries.
15:23Has Billy got the kids?
15:25Yeah.
15:25I feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:28Kim Tate's sat here.
15:29Well, I've got a box of them.
15:31I'll bring you one.
15:32Really?
15:33No, Sam.
15:34Oh, all right.
15:36Jokes.
15:37Erm, drinks.
15:40Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:42Merry Christmas.
15:43Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:45but it's only really for people joining family.
15:48Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:51from weather-resistant footwear,
15:53I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:56Will this do?
15:57Oh.
15:59My absolute favourite.
16:07Merry Christmas.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:10Greetings.
16:11Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:12Merry Christmas and all that.
16:15Where's your dad and the kids?
16:16Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:19Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.
16:21Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:24I thought I heard an entrance.
16:25Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:26This do you?
16:27Erm, have you two met properly?
16:30Well, he's been at the cafe about half a million times.
16:32No, formally, I meant.
16:34Like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:37Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:39Oh, really?
16:40No, but you make a good coffee.
16:44Not been bigging me up, then?
16:46I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:50In a decade's time,
16:51this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:54I'll settle for that.
16:55Excuse me.
17:02Wow.
17:03You've finished already.
17:05I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:08Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:09Well, you're going to have to do it without me
17:10because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:13Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:16Pre-planned, promise.
17:17But I might see you later.
17:19It's all right.
17:19Sorry.
17:22Right, then.
17:22What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:26Business as usual.
17:28Business as usual.
17:29Er, can I just check?
17:31Are you two under the impression
17:33that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:35Because I want to make it very clear
17:37that I am.
17:39Oh, you beggar.
17:41Yadda's going, then.
17:44Hey, Sam.
17:47What?
17:49No.
17:50What?
17:51It's your own.
17:52Won't what?
17:54Drink from the welly.
17:56Drink from the welly.
17:58Drink from the welly.
18:00This is getting weird.
18:02I'm uncomfortable.
18:04Drink from the welly.
18:06Drink from the welly.
18:08Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:11No.
18:12No, no, no, no.
18:13Oh, no, no.
18:15Yay!
18:17Still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:19Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:21Not that this isn't the pinnacle
18:24of my drinking experiences,
18:25but would anyone care for some red wine
18:28from my cellar?
18:29I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:31Yes, that sounds really good.
18:32Let's go.
18:33OK, I'll come with you.
18:34Can I choose some or not?
18:35Well, we'd be foolish to disregard
18:37your impeccable taste.
18:39Is that a yes or a no?
18:40Come on, Sam.
18:40It's all right.
18:44Nothing with dust on.
18:47I was banging on at you a bit earlier,
18:50weren't I?
18:51Well, we all need banging on at
18:54from time to time.
18:56But time to time,
18:57not all the time.
18:59Noted.
18:59You know,
19:02you're lucky.
19:04I know.
19:05And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:07I don't know about that.
19:09Yes, you do.
19:10He looks after me.
19:12Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:15Would you mind
19:16if I looked after you two?
19:18What do you mean?
19:19Oh, like, say,
19:22you still inheriting home farm?
19:32Have you forgotten how to count?
19:35I try to prepare for everything
19:36beyond the extent of preparation.
19:39Do you know who's in that?
19:39Nelson Mandela.
19:40Taylor Swift.
19:42Right, come on.
19:43Let's go look for him.
19:44Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:45No need.
19:46He's about to turn six,
19:47not six.
19:47Finally!
19:49You knew I was nipping out.
19:51And where have you been
19:52getting your phone fixed?
19:53Been calling you.
19:54What, because I've been gone
19:55a couple of hours?
19:56It's been longer than that.
19:57Well, it must have been on silent.
19:59Sorry.
19:59Well, it's just,
20:00we thought, you know,
20:01Kev had got you.
20:03Told us about yesterday.
20:04What?
20:04No, no.
20:05Don't worry about that.
20:06Done with that madman
20:07interfering with our lives.
20:09Hello, hello!
20:10Hey!
20:11Greetings.
20:12Oh, hiya.
20:13Merry Christmas.
20:13I thought you were off
20:14seeing Steph.
20:15Nana's tomorrow.
20:16Are we, uh,
20:16we all right?
20:17Yes, don't worry.
20:18The Taylor Swift appreciation
20:19society has got it all covered.
20:21She got you in that
20:21sparkly dress again.
20:22You wish.
20:23Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:25How come you're suddenly
20:26not worried anymore?
20:28Because what's the point?
20:30It's Christmas.
20:32Relax.
20:32Ring-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling.
20:37Ring-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling
21:07This thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:13Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:20And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:28Do they?
21:33Supposed to catch it.
21:35Oh, right.
21:38And now what?
21:42Eat it.
21:43Put it on your heart.
21:46Sweet, sweet.
21:50Nice fit, mate.
21:51A counterfeit.
21:53Thanks for these. They're great.
21:55You're welcome, babe.
21:56So are you like our granddad?
21:59Now you two are married.
22:01Is that OK?
22:04Doesn't make a difference.
22:06Oh, banger.
22:09Oh, there she goes.
22:17Yes, Kate.
22:18No, Kate.
22:19Kate, where are you going?
22:23Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:24Right, come on you, let's go.
22:25Bring that with you.
22:26OK, see you later.
22:27Take care, bye.
22:28Bye.
22:29Bye.
22:30Bye.
22:31Oh, one of them stoops to visit downstairs.
22:38Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:40I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:42At all?
22:43Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but yeah.
22:46I've got a little something for you.
22:49Dylan!
22:50Are you guests?
22:51All right, everyone.
22:52Merry Christmas.
22:53You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:54Yeah, I lied.
22:55I'm out.
22:56How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:57Better for seeing this one.
22:58Well, it's been so long.
22:59You OK?
23:00Hello.
23:01Come here.
23:02I love you.
23:03Gonna be all right, aren't we?
23:04Yeah.
23:05Where's Eve?
23:06With Chas.
23:07Where's your mum?
23:08With Charles and Claudette.
23:09Oh, she's blowing you out, she?
23:10Yeah, that's it.
23:11At least you know who your parent is.
23:13Sorry.
23:44I love you.
23:45I love you.
23:46Why?
23:47Is Christmas Day a fink?
24:04OK.
24:05Right, I'll make a book.
24:06Oh, this should be good.
24:08What the ladybird heard?
24:10No?
24:11What the ladybird heard next?
24:13Hmm.
24:14Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:15Oh, er, er, The Godfather.
24:16That's a book.
24:17No, no, no, no.
24:18We have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:20Right.
24:21All two.
24:22All four words.
24:23That's barely a headline.
24:25That's how many words are in the title.
24:28Oh, er, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:30Well, if you start mumming that, I'm gouging my own eyes.
24:33No, Grey, he's gonna give us some clues, all right?
24:36Go on, go on.
24:37You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York
24:39and had not a clue what was going on.
24:41Who?
24:42Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:43Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:45Show him your bracelet.
24:46No, no, no.
24:47Show him.
24:48We're playing a game.
24:49We're playing a game.
24:50Ooh, fancy.
24:51What have you been doing?
24:52Mining cryptocurrency?
24:53Oh, nothing that lucrative.
24:55Lucrative enough?
24:56I had nothing better to spend my money on.
24:58Oh, thanks.
24:59No, no, I didn't lucrative enough.
25:00Oh, no, don't battle now.
25:02I'm really offended.
25:04Look, this is gonna take all day.
25:05I'm gonna give you a verbal clue.
25:07It's what I wanna do to Nicola, sometimes.
25:09Sexy time.
25:10Oh, no.
25:11Not on a Thursday.
25:12Oh, hang on.
25:13I know it.
25:14Tequila Mockingbird.
25:15Ooh.
25:16You got it.
25:17You got it.
25:18Bye, new man.
25:19Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:20Mwah.
25:21Right, come and get another drink.
25:22And then I'm telling you everything you're gonna be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:27Is this too much?
25:28This is the best Christmas, Ella.
25:29Oh, I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:31Well, it makes me happy.
25:32Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:45Yeah?
25:46Yeah.
25:47Oh, decent, that.
25:50Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:54Hey.
25:55Hey.
25:56So, I've got you one more present.
25:58Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but are you ready?
26:01Go on.
26:04Eh?
26:05Yeah.
26:06We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:10I mean, literally.
26:11I think we went through about four of them.
26:12I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:13And how did you manage that?
26:14Well, I used to...
26:15I found it very tense.
26:16I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:18Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:22I did not.
26:23Always.
26:24Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:26Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:28Yeah, I won every time.
26:30Ridiculously.
26:31So, we're playing then or what?
26:32Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:33Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:35It's only two players.
26:36Look, we can team up.
26:37We can take turns.
26:39I just...
26:41I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year.
26:45And this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:48Indulge your old dad.
26:49Fine.
26:50Yeah?
26:51We'll play at the table.
26:52So you can turn it over when you lose.
26:54There's pudding.
26:56There's pudding.
26:57Hello!
27:02Have you just helped?
27:03Help Dylan.
27:04Yeah.
27:05One sec.
27:06Alright.
27:13Hello?
27:14I'm coming.
27:15Things are gonna be okay.
27:17Do you know that?
27:19Yeah, I do.
27:31It's me.
27:34Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:38Okay.
27:40Then I'll do it.
27:41I'll come with you.
27:42Yeah.
27:44I'm taking it.
27:45Yeah!
27:46Come on!
27:47Yeah!
27:49That's so much!
27:50Alright.
27:51Oh, yes, it's back up again.
27:53Oh, yes.
27:54There we go.
27:55There we go.
27:56Woo!
27:58Woo!
27:59Come on!
28:00Come on!
28:01Oh, what's your mom?
28:02Bazzle, she's mom.
28:03Bazzle!
28:06Yay!
28:08Yay!
28:10What a surprise.
28:11You're good at making ladies' jokes.
28:12Do you want a soft drink?
28:14Oh, I do.
28:15It's pretty good, that one.
28:17I can't believe you lost for us.
28:19Are they beetroot?
28:20Wow.
28:21I don't know.
28:22Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?
28:24Oh, yeah.
28:26No, we can't. I went and chucked them out.
28:28Why?
28:29Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:32It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:34I know a game I can play.
28:36Go on, then.
28:38Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:42Oh, nah.
28:44That's well boring.
28:46And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:48So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:51Go Truth.
28:53Ooh! Anyone want another drink?
28:55Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
28:57Or, I've got another one.
28:59Oh, this is a really good one.
29:01Never Have I Ever.
29:03Shall we play that?
29:04Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:07Never Have I Ever?
29:09Ooh!
29:10Let's think, what shall I go with?
29:11Never Have I Ever.
29:13Come on!
29:14Never Have I Ever!
29:16Ripped anyone's head off their shoulders.
29:18But you know what?
29:19The night is yet young.
29:20Come on!
29:21Never Have I Ever!
29:22Never have you ever been this chocolate lady.
29:24Shut up!
29:25I'm considering this character all day out.
29:26You are good.
29:27Oh my God.
29:28Good God.
29:29AGH
29:38Now come on then.
29:39You are your wife's done this.
29:43You have you lost your tongue here.
29:44Have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:47Oh, wait, that's right, not yet you haven't, because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:55Well, that's a big threat from a man in your very precarious position.
30:14You know, I know who you are.
30:26Yeah.
30:27Saved on introductions.
30:29Johnny Psycho, the murderer, not true.
30:33Hmm.
30:35That kid wrapped himself up in that bowl and jumps in the lake today, yeah?
30:38Show some respect.
30:40That kid had a name.
30:43Nate.
30:44And his death was an accident.
30:46Right.
30:47That will help me why nobody hates you then.
30:49Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:54Not very popular, are you?
31:06Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:10I let things slip.
31:13But now I'm gonna make up for it.
31:16The storm's coming.
31:21Not literally, idiot.
31:24Read.
31:28You caused a bit of one though, didn't you?
31:30What with your little siege?
31:31Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:33A sword.
31:35Very, er, very visually arresting.
31:40Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:42I came this close to putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:47Just after I drugged you and stopped you shooting my husband.
31:51No, I was so wrong about you.
31:52You're completely mentally stable.
31:53Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
31:54Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything.
31:55He knows where his future lies.
31:56But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
31:57So this is your little squat, is it?
31:58I like what you've done with the place.
31:59Well, I see.
32:00Yours, it's mine now.
32:01Well, it suits you.
32:02Just need to knock together a little padded cell for you.
32:03Because that's where you're ending up.
32:04I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:17Together like we are meant to be.
32:19Happy to come.
32:20That's what it is, Ian.
32:21You need to knock together a little padded cell for you.
32:25Yeah.
32:26Because that's where you're ending up.
32:29I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:31Together like we are meant to be.
32:34Happy, content and committed to each other.
32:37With you and Robert nowhere to be seen by anyone ever again.
32:43Tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve.
32:46I'll tell you two.
32:47She'll know the truth, Jacob will know the truth
32:50and also Mac will know the truth
32:51and yet I know that's three, I've had a drink, sue me.
32:54Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
32:56Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor
32:59once her life's in bits?
33:01Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:04No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if they just lie to her
33:08for the rest of her life.
33:09She's never going to forgive me for this and you know that.
33:16Mmm, better for that, Liam.
33:18You know, I've always thought of Eat and Mess
33:20as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:22Oh!
33:24It's a good thing we've finished our food
33:25before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:27I've got to see it.
33:29There it is.
33:31I mean, it wasn't a game, we took it very soon.
33:33Kindred spirits.
33:34Oh, cute.
33:35I am actually, yeah.
33:36Do you have any idea how hard it is
33:37to find a grave on Christmas Day?
33:39She's that where you've been.
33:46Oh, sorry, is this a private party?
33:51It doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:53We didn't want to intrude.
33:54No, no, no, not at all.
33:56Is Mary not with you?
33:57No, she's a...
33:58She's a very keen Scrabble player.
34:00Very keen and serious.
34:03We didn't lie to her.
34:05I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:06Oh, okay.
34:07To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:09Has he?
34:10No.
34:10I got a card.
34:13Just said Kay.
34:15I know what he's done.
34:17But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:18Do you want a drink?
34:20Oh, I reckon Clorette could be trouble on bubbles.
34:23I'm not.
34:24I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:25I'll have a Shandy.
34:28No, just joking.
34:30Or am I?
34:33Cheers, everyone.
34:34Well, just hang on a sec.
34:40I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:44Oh, well, that's not true, but carry on.
34:46Ah, it's good.
34:47It's very good.
34:49Um, I just...
34:50I just wanted to say this year has been a bit...
34:54Well, I mean, even my R standards, it's, er...
34:56It's been a weird one.
35:00It's been hard, mostly.
35:03And very hard.
35:05Sometimes.
35:08And scary.
35:09And...
35:11It's been sad.
35:17But it's also been...
35:20Amazing.
35:22And although you...
35:23Most of you are...
35:25A pain in the backside.
35:29You're family.
35:31We're family.
35:33And...
35:34I'm glad we've got each other.
35:37So, you know...
35:38Merry Christmas.
35:41Merry Christmas.
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:45For family.
35:47Well, and you.
35:50Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:52No, she wants her baby so much.
35:55And this isn't that.
35:57You got pregnant by your husband.
36:00Your husband, who's already had one child
36:03ripped out of his life.
36:04And despite your age-defying lady bits,
36:07isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:10Charity, it's just...
36:11It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:15Do you know what else it is?
36:16None of my business.
36:18Bingo!
36:19So, do you know what I'm going to do?
36:20Right now.
36:21I'm going to go home.
36:22And I suggest you follow and get Johnny
36:24and go home yourself.
36:25Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:27Merry Christmas.
36:46Merry Christmas.
36:47Merry Christmas.
36:48Merry Christmas.
36:50Right.
36:50Torch is on.
36:52OK, let's go see Grandad.
36:55Do you want it?
36:55We'll swap.
37:01Bit of it quiet on the way over here.
37:05You been thinking about your mum?
37:07Always.
37:10I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:12Oh, yeah.
37:13I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:18Ka-ching.
37:18What are we doing?
37:25Well, you didn't think of that spanner
37:25was your Christmas present, did you?
37:28Yeah.
37:37What's this?
37:38This is a lot of hard work.
37:42So, are you up for it?
37:43Me?
37:44Why?
37:46Because this is your car.
37:48Merry Christmas, son.
37:50Is it actually mine?
37:52I mean, it's a bit of a stare at the moment.
37:54OK.
37:57Well, it won't be when we're finished, though,
37:59because me and you are going to turn this
38:01into the best car for miles.
38:03Three years.
38:04What?
38:05Well, you know,
38:06until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:09So, are you up for it or what?
38:10Yeah, definitely.
38:11Definitely.
38:11OK.
38:12OK.
38:13OK.
38:14OK.
38:15OK.
38:16OK.
38:16So, let's go.
38:46Like I didn't exist.
39:16Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:24Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:27Absolutely. 110%.
39:29Oh, no. Don't be that person.
39:31What person?
39:33A butcher of percentages.
39:35Butcherer?
39:36It's not a word.
39:38Yes, it is.
39:39What's it mean, then?
39:39Someone who butchers.
39:44It's just a butcher.
39:46Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:47You've got the keys.
39:48Oh, you've got the keys.
39:49You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:52Oh.
39:54I think I might be a bit drunk.
39:56Yeah, well, you're stone-cold sober compared to Aron.
39:59Do you think he's still asleep?
40:01Oh, yeah.
40:01Oh, gosh.
40:02You'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:06Right.
40:08Yes.
40:13Where have you been?
40:15Out.
40:16Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:19Where'd you go?
40:20Went for a walk.
40:21Oh, right.
40:24Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:31So, not an easy day, then.
40:36Well, it's been fun.
40:38Where is everyone?
40:40Er, Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:43Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter,
40:46and Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:51We are alone.
40:55For once.
40:58Do you want to take advantage?
40:59Mm-hmm.
41:01Are we good?
41:03We're great.
41:06Come on, then.
41:07Whoop!
41:11Hmm.
41:29Ah!
41:30Hey! Glad tidings running all!
41:34Oh, back out of your ball!
41:36All that!
42:00That's better.
42:19Big day, eh?
42:32Big year.
42:35I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:39Hey, I'll go and check. Won't be sick.
42:49I'll go and check.
42:52I'll go and check.
42:55I'll go and check.
42:58I'll go and check.
43:02No, he's fine.
43:07He won't be too late.
43:10No, he's fine.
43:13He won't be too late.
43:15No, he's fine.
43:18He won't be tomorrow, but...
43:20That's his problem.
43:29So many people care about you, but...
43:33Not one of them as much as I do.
43:372025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:4126, no.
43:45That is going to be the best year ever.
43:48Because you and me...
43:50We're going to be together.
43:53No matter what.
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