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00:00Oh, I am my holy night, holy night, holy star, holy night,
00:19Oh, I am your holy night, holy night, holy holy night, light was hidden on earth and oh,
00:37She's still a bag of lures, isn't she?
00:53When we find out who this is, it's going to make her Christmas.
00:57No, no, no.
00:58I woke yesterday.
01:00She's been back in London for months, right?
01:01She's been hiding in secret, because Julie told me.
01:04No, Kat, no.
01:05She says she's having some problems.
01:06She says she's having some personal stuff, all right?
01:09Can't go storming an accuser.
01:11Kat, it's all right.
01:12I don't give it a look, because I want to catch this matchup as much as you do.
01:16But I ain't going to help just accusing something, is it?
01:18So what?
01:18I just give up.
01:20No chance.
01:30Hey, so it's like we've been dozing.
01:32Yeah, it's just snooze, you know.
01:36Oh, where have you been?
01:39Went with a shopping?
01:41Lifting heavy bags are my condition.
01:43Are you pregnant?
01:44No, she's, uh...
01:46She's a bit lazy, that's awful.
01:48What do you for slander?
01:50Mike's film.
01:54Um, I don't remember watching it.
02:00You, uh...
02:01You weren't there, mate.
02:02You missed it.
02:04I'll take a seat, and I'll explain.
02:06You've had a bit of a rough night.
02:07This is so pathetic, man.
02:17What has this got us on?
02:18I've got a little girl in there who's very confused.
02:21I'm full of questions that I can't.
02:23Well, you can answer me.
02:24You just don't want to.
02:25No, go and get your lawyer.
02:26All right?
02:27Because I am not going to let you see her again without a court order.
02:29And after the stunt you pulled yesterday,
02:31you're never going to get her.
02:32It's not your smartest move, is it?
02:37I feel like she didn't call the police.
02:39What do you want me to say?
02:41I had a good little connection with Annie, you know.
02:44She's making her laugh.
02:46I don't like the right time to tell her.
02:47That was the one thing that Linda Rale should like to do.
02:50Four years.
02:52Four years, Jake.
02:53My daughter's life.
02:54I'll never get back because of her.
02:57So why is she not bending over backwards to make it up to me?
03:00Tell you why, mate.
03:02Because I'm the bad guy.
03:05Yeah.
03:07Max Brennan.
03:08Always the bad guy.
03:17I'm sorry.
03:18I'm so sorry.
03:19That's a lie.
03:19I'm not going to be sorry for.
03:22Toasties.
03:23We had toasties.
03:24That's right, we did.
03:27Okay, hon.
03:29We don't need to talk about that now.
03:31My last Christmas.
03:32You do know we love you, don't you?
03:43These sputs ain't going to pee themselves, are they?
03:46Really, really beautiful, this line.
04:01Anthony, you try your best, don't be late, you hear?
04:05I'm not sure I'm going to be that.
04:06Oh, come on, Amar.
04:07You can't miss it.
04:08You're only put so much work into this thing to get out.
04:11I'll see what I can do.
04:12But there are more important things in life than Carol Cokes.
04:15Whatever it is.
04:22I don't want to hear it.
04:23You're the one who got the lawyers involved.
04:27And you're not getting another penny.
04:33Stay out of my way.
04:34I don't need another lecture.
04:36You haven't told Zoe yet, have you?
04:39Do you never go until?
04:41When I'm good and ready, she'll know everything.
04:43What?
04:54I want a snake.
04:55I want two snakes.
04:56Hold your horses, boys.
04:57No.
04:58No one is getting a snake for Christmas, all right?
05:01What about salamander?
05:02No salamander.
05:03No.
05:03Sorry, animals.
05:04Uh, full stop.
05:05End of.
05:05Upstairs.
05:06Go on.
05:06Go, go, go.
05:07Grab some cribs on the way for you.
05:11How's she been?
05:12Oh, because of strength.
05:13No lights on you.
05:17Oh, sorry.
05:18I thought you were done.
05:22What does that happen?
05:26Been through worse.
05:29You got your Christmas plans sorted yet?
05:31You know where you're going to be, who you're going to be with.
05:33Is she still welcome here?
05:35Um, it's fine.
05:37I've made plans.
05:38Okay.
05:40Have I done something?
05:41Absolutely.
05:43Merry Christmas, one and all!
05:47Yes, I think it's safe to say I'm one of the Christmas spirits.
05:54But there's plenty of sofas he can sleep on.
05:57And I'm sure he's got a little black book full of women
06:00who would happily let him drop down their chimney for Christmas.
06:03I'll grab the end of that, will you?
06:09Look, I was with you, okay?
06:11You should never have told her.
06:13I'm not excusing it.
06:15It's just he's hurt.
06:17He's angry.
06:18I mean, we've been lying to him for years, haven't we?
06:20Yeah, we've been tight at both corners.
06:22Now he has told her.
06:23And she's asking all these questions.
06:28Maybe it's time you and him came together.
06:30Oh, you're only doing this because you feel guilty.
06:33Yeah, well, it's partly that, but...
06:35You know, I've experienced my fair share of blended families,
06:37and what you know is kids work best when their parents ain't at war.
06:41You fired the first shot.
06:42Well, what's best for any?
06:46Because this ain't going away.
06:47I've been trying to everything to cheer around the next piece,
06:57walking around like a sleigh tripping act.
07:00I can't hear you, Kathleen.
07:02We'd just prefer that I wasn't here.
07:04I just want to know where we stand.
07:06Water under the bridge, is it?
07:08What?
07:09After you accuse me of being the crazed lunatic,
07:11scaring Zoe half to death?
07:13Yes, actually.
07:15I am calling a Christmas truce,
07:18blessing you with my forgiveness.
07:21You're welcome, by the way.
07:22We're like the rugby players on Christmas Day in the festival of all.
07:27So you find that it was football?
07:29Oh, potato.
07:30Potato.
07:31We're having a private conversation.
07:35What have you got for family for Christmas?
07:37Oh, I was going to get them in boxes of chocolates.
07:40Chocolates?
07:41Chocolates?
07:42What will do?
07:43Not after everything they've done for you,
07:45or you're going to have to come with me.
07:46Let me get a coat.
07:49So it's just having a few hours off.
08:02What's the other thing you're doing?
08:07Yeah, but Lane, it's Christmas Eve, yeah?
08:09So where am I supposed to go?
08:10No room at the inn.
08:21All right, you're fine then, it's funny.
08:23You've always had a dream too funny, haven't you?
08:26Now you've got your aunt Cindy Louie as well.
08:30I don't even know what you're talking about.
08:32No, it's a film that proper parents watch their kids at Christmas.
08:35I actually just want to dig.
08:38Yeah, it's all right, keep digging.
08:40Yeah, it's just hot, all right?
08:41I've seen you lose your head over to you,
08:43don't even know what more than the kids are doing.
08:45Just talk about ignoring.
08:47I'm not ignoring you, Oscar, all right?
08:51We're too late.
08:52We're going for a drink.
08:53Because you can fix all my daddy issues.
08:56No.
08:56No, I'll get you some pork scratches as well.
08:59Listen, you ain't got to be jealous, all right?
09:03Say this.
09:04Why?
09:05Because you never kidnapped me to go see folks.
09:08Oh, I'm saying that, all right?
09:09I'm just saying that there's room in my life for all of you.
09:14All right, it's stupid, mate, all right?
09:15I know it's going to take you.
09:16It's going to take me being around, building trust,
09:18and proving myself to whatever else.
09:20It's going to start somewhere, isn't it?
09:26Saturday, we'll be.
09:28Yeah.
09:30Yeah, we'll be.
09:34Give you one hour.
09:35What?
09:35We've been dead one hour.
09:39Fun.
09:41I'm only there for discussions.
09:50Stop making excuses, all right?
10:04You've come sneaking in here, going through my mouth.
10:08How much more suspicious do you want to be?
10:10It fell from the side.
10:11I was just picking it back up.
10:12What are you even doing in here?
10:13I told you.
10:14I was coming to see Zach.
10:16I've had a really emotional day.
10:18I just wanted to talk to a friend.
10:21It's you, isn't it?
10:23I know it's you.
10:24You've had a grudge against Zoe for years,
10:26so you've snucked back here,
10:27and you've been hounding her for months.
10:29It's rubbish all over again.
10:31Try to freak her out and get in her head.
10:32Well, listen to me.
10:34It's worked, all right?
10:35She's scared with this, so stop it now.
10:38Look, I don't really know what's been going on,
10:40but whatever it is, it weren't me.
10:42Who else would be so cruel, eh?
10:44And Twisty's worked you on a list.
10:47You do know something.
10:48Look at all.
10:49Honestly.
10:50I haven't got a clue.
10:52So why do you look so shifty, eh?
10:54Why don't you come back in secret
10:55and lie about how long you've been around for
10:57and don't deny it because Julie told me?
10:59And if it ain't this,
11:00then what the hell are you doing?
11:01I've got cancer.
11:05I've got cancer.
11:15That's it.
11:17Just listen to what she's got to say here.
11:19Try and burn your mouth off.
11:21For the record,
11:33what you did was totally out of order.
11:37despite how angry I am,
11:44and I am really angry,
11:47there's someone else's fight in your corner and all.
11:52when can I see that funny man again, mummy?
11:59That was one of her questions this morning.
12:03Do you think she meant like funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?
12:09Jury's out.
12:11Jury's out.
12:13So,
12:13as much as it pains me,
12:17it seems like she had a lovely afternoon with you.
12:23It's not how I wanted it to happen.
12:26But it's out there.
12:29So,
12:30she's got questions.
12:35I think we should probably answer them together.
12:56They're telling me it's early stage breast cancer.
13:03Have they talked about treatment?
13:04Yeah.
13:05Yeah,
13:06I met with the doctor,
13:07explained it all.
13:09Operation in the new year to take the lump out,
13:11and
13:11they'll take some lymph nodes as well.
13:15I'll have some radiotherapy,
13:16and apparently,
13:17I should get rid of it.
13:19That's good.
13:22Yeah.
13:24I was looking at Nigel this morning,
13:26and
13:26it's so horrible.
13:29It's
13:29it's so tragic,
13:32because this could be his last Christmas,
13:33you know.
13:35And then I was thinking,
13:37they could do all this with me,
13:39and the cancer could still come back,
13:41and it would be mine.
13:44And if I died,
13:47I don't really care.
13:49I mean,
13:50my son,
13:52my brothers,
13:53Zach,
13:55maybe Jack.
13:57But either way,
13:58that's,
13:59that's a really sorry funeral.
14:02I'd show up,
14:03if the drinks were free.
14:06No one's talking about funerals,
14:11all right?
14:13Sam,
14:14if you've been in a dark place,
14:15and,
14:17I don't know,
14:17you did so much stupid,
14:18because you're angry with the world,
14:20angry with Zoe,
14:20I'd rather you told me it was you,
14:23because we are terrified what they're going to do next.
14:27It wasn't me.
14:29But you know who it was.
14:32You know something.
14:33Please,
14:35Sam,
14:36just tell me.
14:38Kat,
14:38I don't know anything.
14:40To be honest with you,
14:41I'm,
14:42I'm too wrapped up in my own little world,
14:44to give a damn about anyone else.
14:49But,
14:49thank you for the drink.
14:51I needed that.
15:20Sorry,
15:21I had been around.
15:23I mean,
15:23I didn't even know you was here,
15:24did I?
15:25And,
15:25and,
15:26you know,
15:27if he had,
15:27he would have come straight back.
15:29Yeah,
15:29of course.
15:31Because from what I've seen so far,
15:32you're very kind,
15:34and,
15:35very special.
15:37None of this changes what you've got here,
15:39you know,
15:39with our family.
15:41It won't change where you live,
15:42or anything like that.
15:43No,
15:43of course not.
15:46It's like Christmas,
15:47isn't it?
15:47You've got all your favourite toys,
15:48and then Christmas comes along,
15:50if you're lucky,
15:50you get some new ones,
15:52you still love the old ones the same,
15:53don't you?
15:56Hmm.
15:56I can see how much you love that one.
15:58Are you going to live here?
16:01Uh,
16:01nah.
16:02Why not?
16:03Well,
16:04because normal mums and dads live together,
16:06do they?
16:06but I'm going to be really,
16:08really nearby,
16:09and eventually,
16:10you can come stay with me.
16:15Yeah,
16:16I'll just hang out,
16:17whatever.
16:19Have you, um,
16:20got any more questions,
16:21speak up?
16:22No,
16:23go on.
16:23Yeah,
16:23I'll ask what you want.
16:25And daddy,
16:25watch the event with me.
16:29Oh,
16:29I don't,
16:29I don't know,
16:30that's a bit funny.
16:32She's obsessed with it at the minute.
16:33She likes the little girl in it.
16:36Must be talking about,
16:37um,
16:38Cindy Lou.
16:40Is it,
16:40is it Cindy Lou?
16:41Yeah.
16:42I'll say yeah,
16:42how do you know that?
16:44Now do I know that?
16:44I love the Grinch.
16:45My favourite film.
16:52I'll see you in a minute.
16:54Give me a second.
16:55Give me a second.
16:55Give me a second.
16:56Winston.
17:00I'm going to tell you now,
17:01I'm going to be honest with you,
17:01it's going to take you two days
17:02to defrost this bag.
17:04You are kidding me.
17:05Well,
17:05it looks like I'm a clown king.
17:07Merry Christmas to you all,
17:08isn't it?
17:08I guess it is, mate.
17:09It's because a present is practical.
17:12It doesn't mean to say it's no good.
17:13I'm not going to buy
17:14a cat washing up for Christmas.
17:17Please surprise a lot of their present
17:19and it will keep you
17:20with those silly screens,
17:21awful screens,
17:22awful screens.
17:23Do you talk?
17:25No.
17:25Well,
17:25that is a very good idea.
17:28All right.
17:34It's a new door, mate.
17:35A new ear off.
17:36Yeah.
17:37And that starts with one pint.
17:38Okay,
17:39well,
17:39I think you'll find that's your fault.
17:41Yeah,
17:41well,
17:42I'm in the Christmas spirit,
17:43aren't I?
17:44Me and my dad
17:45for a pint
17:45before the Carol concert.
17:47It sounds like that bit
17:48in the end of that movie
17:49where Michael Caine turns nice
17:51and makes friends
17:52with all those,
17:53um,
17:54Muppets.
17:56Yes.
17:57Nice one.
17:58So,
17:58you meet your dad,
17:59oh?
17:59Mm-hmm.
17:59Before the concert.
18:00Mm-hmm.
18:01Okay.
18:02It's kind of good.
18:03Fine,
18:03isn't it?
18:04Great.
18:06Cheers,
18:06nice.
18:15All right.
18:21All right.
18:23All right.
18:24All right.
18:24Yes.
18:25You need to find a gift for him.
18:35Yeah, I think he's a stranger.
18:39I love that.
18:42That's what he wants to say.
18:50You want a cup?
18:51All right.
18:53Do any panels there?
18:54Yeah, you too.
18:55No, I'm not.
19:02I'm not quite a reading paper, but you might have saw that.
19:07You've got a bit of a thing for Vicky.
19:10You are right.
19:11You ain't quite a reading paper.
19:12I'm not quite a reading paper.
19:26I'm not quite a reading paper, but I'm not quite a reading paper.
19:40Anyone fancy the carols?
19:53Come on.
19:55Someone needs to walk around saying bar humbug.
19:58I was going to watch a film with Nigel.
20:02Not doing it hard again.
20:04Nice, wonderful life, I think.
20:06Right.
20:07Sounds like we'll be spending Christmas, but I've been under so far.
20:11Thank you, Phil.
20:14What for?
20:16Just being my brother.
20:19What I'm going through, it makes it a lot easier knowing the family's around.
20:25Believe me.
20:26Well, if I have any choice in the matter.
20:31I'm asking you to do it.
20:35If she's small, it won't hurt.
20:37Okay, so what are you saying?
20:39What, you're not going to act?
20:40I just feel like we're running out of time.
20:43That message a couple of weeks ago, it ain't over yet.
20:46Merry Christmas.
20:47And then they start a fire.
20:49I'm looking around this point, I'm thinking this could be anyone.
20:51I haven't got a coin, but who it is?
20:53Okay, listen, seriously, sorry.
20:54I don't think it's going to happen tomorrow.
20:55I haven't got a pack.
20:56Now, listen, if you want, I can talk to the police again, see if they'll go on high.
21:02I know it, yeah?
21:02No, Zoe would hate that.
21:05Okay, okay, well then, okay.
21:06Well, we protect her.
21:08Yeah?
21:08We keep an eye on it.
21:10We'll make sure we have a great time.
21:11Come on, come on.
21:12Come on.
21:13Come on.
21:14Let's not forget.
21:15Excuse me.
21:17Excuse me.
21:17Excuse me.
21:17Excuse me.
21:18Excuse me.
21:18Excuse me.
21:19Oh, grab your car.
21:21Let's go outside for some carol.
21:22Elsa, come on, mate.
21:27It's cattle time.
21:32All right.
21:34My name is David.
21:36Hey, hey.
21:39Well, it looks like you have something bad to do.
21:43Yeah?
21:44Yeah.
21:45Merry Christmas, David.
21:50Yeah.
21:51Yeah.
22:57Watch the whole movie.
22:58I'm really pleased for you, mate.
22:59That's really lovely, though.
23:00Go on.
23:01See you in a bit.
23:02All right.
23:03Let me have a look at you.
23:04Okay.
23:05So, yeah, you're not dead.
23:06I've been kidnapped.
23:07Sorry, mate.
23:08What's this?
23:09Sorry.
23:10What's this?
23:11Sorry.
23:12I should have called you.
23:13Oh, I'm sorry.
23:14I've been with Annie.
23:15While I've been sat in the pub like a mug.
23:16Oh, Jack.
23:17Stepped up for me, didn't he?
23:18With Linda.
23:19Oh, Jack.
23:20Oh, that's pretty mad.
23:21Oh.
23:22Well, let me ask you something, yeah?
23:23Why'd you think he did that?
23:24Hmm?
23:25Because he suddenly thinks you're the perfect dad.
23:26That's because he knows what he means.
23:27No, no, no, no, no.
23:28It's guilt.
23:29That's what he said.
23:30What are you talking about?
23:31Oh, he knew about it.
23:32Hmm?
23:33But I wanted to...
23:34Me as well.
23:35Yeah.
23:36Oh, Jack.
23:37Oh, Jack.
23:38Oh, Jack.
23:39Oh, Jack.
23:40Oh, Jack.
23:41Oh, Jack.
23:42Oh, Jack.
23:43Oh, Jack.
23:44Oh, that's pretty...
23:45Where is...
23:46Oh.
23:47Well, let me ask you something, yeah?
23:48Why'd you think he did that?
23:49Hmm?
23:50Because he suddenly thinks you're the perfect dad.
23:51That's because he knows what he means.
23:52No, no, no, no.
23:53It's guilt.
23:54That's what he said.
23:55Me as well.
23:56Yeah?
23:57No.
23:58I reckon half the square knows too.
24:01We've been lying to you for months.
24:03Years.
24:05Years.
24:06And we're still lying now.
24:10Merry Christmas.
24:11Bye.
24:12God.
24:13Just singing.
24:16There's all night, or blood.
24:18Let the Salemными Biench & Church.
24:22whim inside.
24:24Oh, Everybody is dying.
24:35Oh, everybody.
24:36Hey, where are you?
24:46I need to talk.
24:46Sleep in heaven and heal me in peace.
24:57Sleep in heaven and heal me.
25:03Silent night, holy night.
25:16Earth would pray at the sun.
25:24Glorious dream of heaven upon.
25:33Heavenly hosts sing alleluia.
25:41Christ the Savior is born.
25:50Christ the Savior is born.
25:58Christ the Savior is born.
26:04Christ the Savior is born.
26:08Christ the Savior is born.
26:14Christ the Savior is born.
26:16Christ the Savior is born.
26:18Christ the Savior is born.
26:24Christ the Savior is born.
26:26Christ the Savior is born.
26:28Christ the Savior is born.
26:38Christ the Savior is born.
26:48Christ the Savior is born.
26:50Christ the Savior is born.
26:52Christ the Savior is born.
26:56Christ the Savior is born.
26:58Christ the Savior is born.
27:02Christ the Savior is born.
27:04Christ the Savior is born.
27:06Christ the Savior is born.
27:08Christ the Savior is born.
27:10Do you enjoy this or what?
27:21Yeah, yeah, I just come in.
27:24All right.
27:25What is it?
27:26I don't know.
27:27What is it?
27:28I've just got this feeling that we're going to have a really great Christmas.
27:33I hope so, darling.
27:34I really, really hope so.
27:40I really hope so.
28:10What can I do?
28:17I really hope so.
28:24If I were a shepherd, I would give a lamb.
28:35If I were a wise man, I would do my part.
28:47I've done everything that you asked.
29:02But I've changed my mind.
29:06I don't think that she deserves this.
29:08Oh, believe me, she does.
29:15We're going to give her a Christmas she'll never forget.
29:41Bye-bye.
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