00:00what shut down one listener's sex session okay he says hey guys please keep me anonymous as my
00:20wife listens to and this would not go over well if she knew i emailed you about it okay she figured
00:25this out okay we'll see yeah so i was listening to the show a couple days ago and you did a topic
00:31where someone used the phrase pretty good when talking about what would shut it down in the
00:36bedroom recently i had an experience that almost shut it down in a different way not accidentally
00:44saying something insulting or whatever that's bad this was different it's something that made me
00:49crack up laughing at the worst possible time laughing is tough the other person has to be
00:58on the same page with the humor in order for this to fly during sex well especially if it was something
01:06that occurred because i've had like the tv on in the background and i can't separate
01:15the sound like you need to focus i can't have too distracting yes if funny things are happening
01:23on the tv and i know like i know what's coming or whatever and i know a funny part is coming up
01:31i could laugh at that and you also know what's not coming we all know what's not she is we all know
01:38who's not that's for sure so the story goes like this he says my wife and i were doing the deed
01:44all going great i had my big finale moment yep and seconds later she was about to have hers
01:52when she got there she let out a noise no you can't that sent me into an uncontrollable laughing
02:02fit so she made a noise yes uncontrollable noise yes the time but it sent him into an uncontrollable
02:10laughter but i would say that she probably could not control the noise that uh yes she made she
02:19made he says i'm not one ever to tap myself on the back here but i must have done okay that day
02:24because i can only describe the noises she made similar to the sounds that marv makes when he's
02:34getting electrocuted at the sink in home alone too okay that's a very loud it's like our big loud
02:42scream you're right let's see you know you don't want your lady to sound like marv no you know
02:51i've never experienced anything like that never heard anything like that before john
03:05not even close
03:07not even close
03:12people can make that noise
03:15people can make that the kind of noise
03:21i'd stop
03:23i would think i was really crushing someone
03:28oh my god that's so funny
03:30oh no way
03:32he says i realize that's a weird and random comparison
03:38yes it is i didn't realize it was that much like it but if you look it up i swear it's nearly
03:49perfect to the sounds my wife let out that night all i can say is thank god we were doing it from the
03:56back oh no because i managed to keep her mostly unaware of my laughing fit it's tough to laugh and then
04:06continue to make sure you're doing the things
04:09i stopped i've already stopped
04:15oh man i challenge all the ladies to make that those sounds
04:34oh my god wow number one oh my god you'll blow your man away i mean honestly the least i'm gonna
04:39blow your man away tonight to be a hundred percent you can't make that kind you do i mean it's over
04:45it's oh he was already done he had just finished oh yeah well i better be i better well i better be
04:53when this guy's finished he packs it in i don't think i don't think i could do that
04:57always without like dying laughing myself oh my god that's the real challenge
05:05because it's impossible without laughing listen the beginning part it's already like done
05:10just the beginning of marv
05:14i can't
05:17ladies do the marv oh my god i can't handle i could not handle the marv i wouldn't know what to do
05:23he said i wouldn't believe it i wouldn't believe it felt terrible laughing in the most intimate of
05:28moments it's not something i'm proud of but it was just so damn funny those opera notes at the end
05:33were like nothing i've ever heard out of her in 15 years of marriage he did something great anyway so
05:40she wraps up her yodeling we finish things up i covered up the laughs as we told each other that was
05:47great babe or something to that effect and then went on with our night crisis averted but just barely
05:56if she had seen me laugh i don't think i would have had sex for a long time again
06:01i mean i don't know i think sometimes someone has to know like they they're
06:06they made the noises some other realm so the woman that his wife that's listening right now
06:12i wonder if she knows that it's her well listen hey marv do you know it's you listen lise i gotta
06:19just a lady named mine i have to assume that in the listening audience that's listening to us right
06:24now there's not many women that marved in the last couple days no mar marved and then you're
06:32we're in that position we know what position oh my god there's too many details that's what i was
06:38worried about you marved in the dog but i will say i mean you hey if would it be that big of a deal
06:44that he laughed i mean it's kind of i would think i would laugh at that yeah i would laugh at myself
06:51if someone dies i mean that's hilarious yeah i mean that's true
06:59i don't keep going
07:00i assume you're dying
07:19can't be from what i'm doing
07:22you would assume she was making it oh yeah i'm really sad i would have been super pissed they
07:27can't have a dog or kids no no the dog would freak out noises no what's wrong with you god no and
07:35the kids the kids mom's being killed mom's being murdered like okay there are some people they cannot
07:42control yes for sure in any way the noises that they yes make when that stuff is going down um
07:49um i guess you just you get used to it but this for it to be out of nowhere
07:58i mean i dated a girl in college who kind of did something similar
08:02and she was a squirter oh my god lord almighty in heaven
08:08it was shocking well yeah i didn't know what to do so i kind of laughed and
08:13do i have to go get a towel like it was non-stop i'd never seen anything like it
08:17so what happened when you were actually in the room
08:24i came in i helped my roommate and i dried everything up
08:37you can use that one court yep thank you
08:39all right
08:48you
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