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On this episode of DTB’s “Bus Invaders (Revisited)”, we take you inside the touring vehicle of the rapper, Tech N9ne, while on the "Something Else Tour 2013" with Krizz Kaliko, ¡Mayday!, Stevie Stone, Prozak, and Ces Cru. Tech N9ne is currently supporting his newest album, 5816 Forest.

VIDEO INFO:
Film Date - October 15, 2013
Location - Mojoes in Joliet, IL

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VIDEO SUMMARY:
00:00 Introduction
00:36 Skip Intro
01:00 Front Lounge
06:17 Bunks
07:19 Bedroom
09:57 Bathroom

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Transcript
00:00You gotta have your sweet baby rays, it goes on everything.
00:02Honey Buns, you put them motherfuckers in the microwave for 10 seconds.
00:05Oh my god, you can eat them for breakfast.
00:07We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time.
00:30Hey, stay camera mother fucker again man, c'mon man, if it's going down, let's get it over
00:53with.
00:55What's up camera guy, they said you wanted to check out our bus.
00:59I really don't know anything about the front part of the bus, I know this is somebody's
01:02laundry.
01:04This is what you call a star coach, and once we get to the back I'll...
01:08Who are you?
01:09Who am I?
01:11Oh, I'm Tech N9ne, if you don't know.
01:13I'll be the one to call Tech N9ne number one independent artist in the world, they say.
01:17You know what I mean?
01:18This is Chris Calico, he's the number one artist in the world, period.
01:23I'm the man sitting next to the mother fucker man.
01:27He'll show you everything in his quarters.
01:29I mean this is not really his quarters, but this is where he kicks it, you know what
01:32I mean?
01:33I'm going to show you my quarters in a minute.
01:34It's a box about this big.
01:35Yeah, that's actual man, he's foreign.
01:39He's foreign to his whole thing.
01:44He's foreign.
01:45Yeah, he makes us foreign food, it's wonderful.
01:47Look at this, you know what I mean?
01:48Look what he made us.
01:49No, I threw that away.
01:50Oh, I wasn't done with it man, because there wasn't no rice to put it on.
01:54And we was going to go get some rice.
01:55I gotta make it better.
01:56Damn!
01:57Yeah, I know.
01:58Them niggas was scared of it because it was green, I didn't give a fuck, I ate some.
02:02You know what I'm saying?
02:03It looked like some starch right here.
02:05Yeah?
02:06I was loving the crawfish dude.
02:09It looked like Shrek's diarrhea.
02:12Yeah man, I dug it.
02:14No, I'll make a better one.
02:15But the niggas ate all the rice, so I didn't have no rice to put on.
02:18Oh, that's fine, I know he eats right here.
02:20Yeah.
02:21I didn't eat none.
02:22I didn't eat none because it looked like Shrek's diarrhea.
02:25Well, the food that I was going to show you is out of the refrigerator, but it actually
02:28makes wonderful gumball and all kind of dishes.
02:31Oxtail, rice and beans.
02:33It's just regular shit in the refrigerator because I'm a spoiled brat so I eat out.
02:37I eat out.
02:39He does eat out.
02:41Ladies?
02:42Sweet Baby Ray's, you gotta have your Sweet Baby Ray's.
02:44It goes on everything.
02:45You know what I'm saying?
02:46Sweet Baby Ray's goes on everything.
02:47Even though we're from Kansas City and we love Gates and Jack Stack and Elsie's and all
02:52the barbecue, smokehouse, everybody in Kansas City, what's up?
02:56Chris likes Thousand Island on everything.
02:59You know what I'm saying?
03:00He'll put it on his eggs.
03:01You know what I'm saying?
03:04I'm black so I like strawberry jam.
03:07Somebody fucked up and got me jelly and it's harder to spread and shit, but it's all
03:11good.
03:12I still used it.
03:13Nobody uses it for me.
03:14Is that why you don't like it?
03:15That's why you like jam instead of jelly because it's in your spring?
03:17Yeah, yeah, I like that.
03:18I didn't know that's why you like it.
03:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:20Show the motherfucker the shit, Chris.
03:22Look, so Calico's been a fat guy for a long time.
03:27I used to be about 360 pounds.
03:30I'm about 275-ish.
03:33And so, man, I try to, you know, when you're on tour, man, you got to eat a little healthier.
03:38I do anyway.
03:39And this is what he drinks.
03:40That's what I drink.
03:41I drink this?
03:42He drink that.
03:43Yeah, you can tell the difference, man.
03:46You know what I mean?
03:47He's a little older than me, but he just can't actually abuse his body and he's fine.
03:50Me, I got to eat healthy and I, you know, try not to catch fat.
03:54We got that.
03:55The cabinets, you know, we black, so we got hot sauce.
03:58And Tabasco.
03:59And Tabasco.
04:00But I, see, I do, once again, organic coconut oil.
04:05Fuck that shit.
04:06And hold up.
04:08This is what you got to have, man, if y'all don't know, man.
04:10You got to have apple cider vinegar, man.
04:12Apple cider vinegar is important, man, for me.
04:14And I got the whole tour on it.
04:16I got the whole tour on it, actually, except for these.
04:18I don't know.
04:19Except for everybody over here who don't give a fuck if they die tomorrow.
04:22He is the pseudo-tour nutritionist, if you let him tell it.
04:28But look at these motherfuckers, though.
04:29Look at this.
04:30Look at this.
04:31Well, somebody look at him.
04:33Look at him.
04:34Look at him.
04:35Ain't nobody going to say nothing about me when they see me on TV.
04:38They be like, that motherfucker look great.
04:40But look at you two motherfuckers.
04:41I'm just saying.
04:42This is the fuck.
04:43You're going to point at the room, motherfucker.
04:45He's saying, like, I'm not trying to look like this.
04:47He don't give a fuck.
04:48Neither does he.
04:49So anyway.
04:50But he's not really that big.
04:52But anyway.
04:53They want to try to say the Calico Corner.
04:55They want to try to say the Cal...
04:57They want to say the Calico Corner.
04:59This is the Calico Corner, for real.
05:01No, it's not.
05:02Peanut butter, rice cakes, Atkins bars, nuts.
05:04Bullshit.
05:05Shit like that.
05:06That's what I eat.
05:07Bunch of bullshit.
05:08And this is what they eat.
05:09Let me show you this.
05:10This is what they eat.
05:1130 shit today.
05:12And they eat this.
05:13And that.
05:14And this.
05:15This is my shit right here.
05:16Honey Buns.
05:17You put them motherfuckers in the microwave for 10 seconds.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20You can eat them for breakfast.
05:21It's all beautiful.
05:22I don't eat the Oreos that much.
05:23You know what I'm saying?
05:24You eat the fuck out of the Nutter Butter.
05:25I love Nutter Butter.
05:26Cookies frozen with an ice cold glass of milk will put you to bed.
05:30We call...
05:31We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time.
05:36This is what he eats.
05:39He eats...
05:40Popcorn.
05:41And hot dogs.
05:42And hot dogs.
05:43And so we call him Pop Dog.
05:45We call him Pop Dog.
05:46Popcorn, Hot Dog.
05:47Pretty much that's it, man.
05:49You know, silverware.
05:50You know, your basic necessities for the microwave.
05:52We got the Keurig.
05:53You got to have the Keurig.
05:54Because a lot of guys drink coffee, tea, stuff like that in the morning.
05:58That's the ice chest over there.
06:00I keep my beers.
06:01I found one.
06:02I found one.
06:03The ice chest for party.
06:04Good times.
06:05Yeah, it is.
06:06That's pretty much it, man.
06:07We sit up here.
06:08We watch TV.
06:09I play Grand Theft Auto V.
06:10You know, me and nobody else play video games and I'm like...
06:11I'll take it to the real shit.
06:12Come on.
06:13This was the real shit.
06:14Okay.
06:15This is why they call it a star coach.
06:18Well, there's a gang of stars in the moment because they get condo bunks.
06:21You know what I'm saying?
06:22Like vampires, you know.
06:23Open it up.
06:24No, I'm not opening your fucking bunks up.
06:26You know what I'm saying?
06:27There might be something in there.
06:28Somebody in there.
06:29These are condo bunks.
06:30They're not small bunks.
06:31That means if you look...
06:32Open my shit up.
06:33No.
06:34You know, they're from here to here.
06:37You can get on top of somebody in there.
06:40You know what I'm saying?
06:41It's a condo bunk.
06:42You know, those other bunks, man, it'd be like right here.
06:45You know what I'm saying?
06:46It'd be like a coffin.
06:47I've been in them at the beginning.
06:49Yeah, people...
06:50A really big guy sleeps in that one.
06:52Look at Chris Calico's at the bottom.
06:54Oh, yeah.
06:55Oh, yeah.
06:56Real Chris Calico's.
06:57Oh, somebody's in there.
06:58So, that's usually what's out there.
07:03Calico corner.
07:04You know what I'm saying?
07:05But...
07:06These are the condo bunks.
07:09Of all my homies.
07:11That's the tour manager.
07:12I won't open his shit up.
07:13Because he probably got nasty movies in there.
07:15But this is why they call it a star coach.
07:17Because there's a dude that's supposed to be a star that lives back here.
07:21That's by the name of Tech N9ne.
07:24I'm into horror and shit.
07:27So...
07:28You know, I keep masks.
07:30You know...
07:32Everywhere.
07:33Tech N9ne masks.
07:35Everywhere.
07:36You know what I'm saying?
07:38Um...
07:39That one.
07:40To memorabilia for my video.
07:43With Surge Tonkin.
07:44I have a system of a down.
07:46Uh...
07:47A fan threw me this one.
07:48I said I wasn't giving it back.
07:50So, I'm into that shit.
07:51Of course, I'm into strange music.
07:53Because that's my label.
07:54You know what I'm saying?
07:55Somebody took my fucking Evil Dead.
07:57My Evil Dead.
07:58Okay, my Lords of Salem is right here.
07:59My Evil Dead was right here.
08:00I think Jose, my assistant tour manager, took it.
08:02I Spit On Your Grave.
08:03The original one.
08:04My nigga.
08:05The original one.
08:06The new one's not bad either.
08:07You know what I'm sizzling.
08:08Um...
08:09Of course, everybody loves Lana Del Rey.
08:10You know what I'm saying?
08:11She's amazing.
08:12Uh...
08:13Everybody doesn't have Fuck Action 38.
08:15But I think that's one of the best ones.
08:16You know what I'm saying?
08:17If you like Chop and Screw music.
08:18Um...
08:19You see, I'm running through this really quick.
08:20I keep my 3D glasses.
08:21Because I'm three dimensional.
08:22You know what I'm saying?
08:23All the time.
08:24They gave me this.
08:25You know, they made it.
08:26Strange music.
08:27You know.
08:28It's beautiful.
08:29Um...
08:30I just bought Kanye.
08:31And Jay Z.
08:32I've been playing it a lot.
08:33You know what I'm saying?
08:35Like...
08:36Yeah.
08:37Holy Grail.
08:38You know what I'm saying?
08:39Magna Carta.
08:40It's beautiful.
08:41Um...
08:42This is, uh...
08:44My favorite band.
08:47Back in the day.
08:48The Doors.
08:49That's my boy Jim Morrison laying down right there.
08:52You know.
08:53He's the reason why I came up with this wonderful idea to call this strange music.
08:57Because I'm a big Doors fan.
08:59Um...
09:00Thank God for the Doors music.
09:02They're on my new album.
09:03Uh...
09:04Something else.
09:05You know what I'm saying?
09:06I think I am lyrically.
09:08Michael Myers.
09:09Um...
09:10It's everywhere in my house.
09:11In my home.
09:12I have a clown shrine.
09:13You know what I'm saying?
09:14But you can come on further in here.
09:15Um...
09:16That's my TV on the wall.
09:18Um...
09:19This is stuff that fans give me.
09:22You know.
09:23They make me, uh...
09:24Really nice paintings and stuff.
09:26I have a gang of them.
09:27But I only put certain ones up.
09:28You know what I mean?
09:29You know what I mean?
09:30I'm taking these home.
09:31I'm putting my home somewhere.
09:33Um...
09:34I just keep it right there.
09:36You know what I'm saying?
09:37It's really wonderful.
09:38This is the...
09:39The condom drawer.
09:40You know what I'm saying?
09:41I'm low.
09:42You know what I'm saying?
09:43I started out with 36.
09:44Now it's only three.
09:46Um...
09:4736 just went away.
09:48Just like that.
09:49You know?
09:50Um...
09:51I need to get more condoms to the...
09:53Keep them to give them...
09:55Here.
09:56Anyway.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Come on back.
10:00This is my, uh...
10:01Shower.
10:02Hold on.
10:03Let me see.
10:04This is my bathroom.
10:05Another TV right here.
10:06You know?
10:07Um...
10:08Of course I'm a spoiled brat.
10:10I have the, um...
10:11Revolving, uh...
10:13Clothing.
10:14Um...
10:15Hangers and shit.
10:16You know what I'm saying?
10:17I have a revolving closet.
10:19When I want to wear something.
10:21That I really like.
10:22Like my hood right here.
10:24You know what I mean?
10:25Um...
10:26I can just push this button and...
10:28Go around.
10:29Actually I can fit a person in.
10:30If I want to wear my Gucci.
10:31I have my Gucci on the deck.
10:32You know?
10:33Um...
10:34I can actually fit a person back here.
10:37You know what I'm saying?
10:38Like you can like...
10:39Actually get in here.
10:40Sit up in here with somebody.
10:41You know what I'm saying?
10:42Like talking to her.
10:43And then lay her down.
10:44And...
10:47Boom.
10:48Boom.
10:49Boom.
10:50Boom.
10:51Boom.
10:52Boom.
10:53And I can turn the red light on.
10:54And the shit will come on.
10:55But...
10:56You know what I'm saying?
10:57The music will come on if I'm playing music.
10:58Actually the water comes from right here.
10:59But...
11:00You know...
11:01I got it set to come out right there.
11:02Just in case I want to watch my midsection.
11:04You know what I mean?
11:05You know what I mean?
11:06But it's...
11:07A beautiful bus.
11:08These are my shoes.
11:09Pay no attention to my nonsense from back in the day.
11:11I love those guys.
11:12Uh...
11:13I think...
11:14Oh...
11:15I have drawers and shit.
11:16Um...
11:17With my underwear.
11:18And...
11:19T-shirts.
11:20Oh...
11:21Paperwork.
11:22Paperwork.
11:23Paperwork.
11:24Paperwork.
11:25Okay, I'll get that for you right now.
11:26Hold on.
11:27Hold on.
11:28Boom.
11:29There it is.
11:31Yeah.
11:32Um...
11:33I got a secret compartment.
11:34But I usually keep my...
11:35you know nonsense from back in the day.
11:36I love those guys.
11:37Uh...
11:38I think...
11:39Oh!
11:40I have...
11:41Uh...
11:42I have drawers and shit.
11:43Um...
11:44With my underwear.
11:45T-shirts.
11:46Oh!
11:47Paperwork.
11:48Paperwork.
11:49I'll get that for you right now.
11:50Hold on.
11:51Boom.
11:52There it is.
11:54Yeah.
11:55my liquor in, but I drank it all, so now, for those lucky people that I think are special,
12:01I get happy as fuck bracelets by my son, you know what I'm saying, gave me a big bag of
12:07them, much love to my son, got a lot of special people all over the world that I meet, and
12:12yeah, man, you know what I'm saying, that's my quarters, and I hope you like it, you ain't
12:21got to go home, but you got to get the fuck out of here, brother, Tech N9ne, Strange Music
12:26will represent, out.
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