00:00All right, mic check, mic check, who here loves dogs?
00:04Me!
00:05Sounds great.
00:06OK, let's move on to seating.
00:07Do we think this is one too many chairs?
00:10Maybe, yeah.
00:11So we're back from our first loop around the city.
00:15Amazing.
00:16How many dogs did you rescue?
00:17Well, keep in mind, it was more of a warm-up loop.
00:20Uh-huh.
00:21So how many do you have?
00:23Huh?
00:24One dog?
00:25You brought me one dog.
00:27Wait a second.
00:28Is that your dog?
00:29You brought your own pet in?
00:31A dog's a dog.
00:32No.
00:33You know, Pamela's used to a pretty cush lifestyle.
00:35I'm gonna go grab her some string cheese.
00:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37I think, um, Victoria's gonna grab the cheese
00:39because I'm gonna need to talk to you.
00:41Mmm.
00:42I love being the one who's not in trouble.
00:43OK, I'm sorry, I didn't read one email.
00:45No, it was seven.
00:46One, two, three, four, five, six, seven emails about the event.
00:49And if you do not find me dogs right now,
00:51I will be sending one more final important email
00:53that will be CC'd to HR.
00:55I think I get what you're saying.
00:57Actually, it'll be CC to Bettany who's sitting in for Rhonda
00:59who's on vacation in Scottsdale.
01:00But yeah.
01:01Is she finally taking that turquoise tour?
01:03Yeah.
01:04Her PC cleared her shoulder for the trip,
01:05so she's just loading up on brooches.
01:07Good for her.
01:08I know. Wait, no!
01:09I will not be baited into side chat or find me dogs.
01:12Now.
01:14You want what now?
01:15We want to borrow every single dog that you have.
01:17Oh, I'm going to have to get my protractor
01:19because I don't quite understand your angle right now.
01:21OK, we just need them for Emily's kennel opening,
01:24and then we'll give them back.
01:25I don't want them back.
01:26Great, we'll keep them.
01:27Deal. No.
01:28Actually, I want them now.
01:29Templeton, we're offering literally to do your job.
01:32Can you just maybe be cool for once?
01:34Cool's not my M.O.
01:35I run hot.
01:36Soup in the bath hot.
01:37So if I'm doing you a favor, I want something in return.
01:40I'm out.
01:41Presumptuous.
01:42I'm dating someone now.
01:43She's lovely, and I was not going to take you out
01:45on a nice seafood date.
01:48She stayed longer than I expected.
01:50Let's make sure she's out of earshot.
01:51You're creeping me, and you're freaking me.
01:53Let's keep this between the boys.
01:54Keep it on the QT.
01:55What do you want?
01:56Where's this going?
01:57I want you to be my man on the inside at your precinct.
02:00What does that mean?
02:01I don't know yet, but when I call,
02:03I need you to be the one to pick up the phone.
02:06It's ominous and weird, but you know,
02:08I'm under the gun, so...
02:09Fine.
02:10All right, let's meet the dogs.
02:12Okay.
02:13Biter.
02:14Biter.
02:15Biter.
02:16Cutie pie.
02:17Sweetheart.
02:18Biter.
02:19Biter.
02:20Big time.
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