00:00Since at least the Bronze Age, pranks have been employed as a necessary form of workplace justice.
00:09Help me!
00:10Sometimes, the children of light have to employ the methods of the children of darkness.
00:14What?
00:20Templeton.
00:21How would you feel about moaning him?
00:23Very good.
00:30Templeton.
00:35They jammed my book!
00:37You never complained.
00:39No matter what I put inside them.
00:41What?
00:44Doesn't your supervisor ever wonder where you are?
00:47We both know this cougar isn't real.
00:49Right.
00:50So we have an opportunity to humiliate a deserving individual.
00:53Execute!
00:56That went so much better than anyone could have hoped for.
00:59Oh my goodness.
01:04Boom!
01:05That jerk got a hold of our body cam footage.
01:08Oh!
01:09Get off me, man, you bet!
01:10We were regrouping!
01:11You're awfully quiet, Frank.
01:12No, don't worry. I'm screaming plenty of things at you in my head.
01:17What are you doing?
01:18Looking for your balls.
01:19Adoption update.
01:20We just found a home for the goat, so that makes 68 pets this quarter.
01:24How many did Templeton's Broke-Ass Precinct have?
01:27Ass of this morning, 75.
01:28We're leading by six, and closing time is fast approaching.
01:32Hello, Templeton. Are you calling to concede?
01:34I know you cheated. We're up by three at 445.
01:39All right, guys.
01:40Let's not get too comfortable, okay?
01:42This isn't permanent.
01:43Except for you, Doc Whiskers.
01:45Obviously, you're staying.
01:46Because I love you.
01:47And I'll always love you.
01:52Oh!
01:53Oh!
01:54Ow!
01:55Templeton.
01:56No, it can't be Templeton.
01:57There's a prank truce between precincts.
01:58That's right.
01:59It was declared after our last shenanigans. The feeling was we went too far.
02:03The man has no honor and must pay.
02:05You just made our chairs collapse.
02:07You made our chairs collapse.
02:09Have we both been pranked by the fire department?
02:11We take their bell.
02:14Don't touch my butt.
02:15I'm not gonna.
02:16Get down or they'll see us.
02:22Gotcha.
02:23You broke the truce.
02:24I shattered the truce.
02:25You didn't even have the firefighters in on it, Frank.
02:28Help me!
02:29He's terrified of fights.
02:30That's the whole point.
02:31I'll let you down if you admit I won the seven-year prank war.
02:34No way!
02:35Okay, well, then you're staying up there.
02:36I admit it!
02:37What? Okay, hold on.
02:38I didn't get caved that quickly.
02:40Hold on.
02:41Say it again.
02:42I admit you won the prank war.
02:43We are absorbing ten officers from another precinct.
02:47Who are we getting?
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