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00:00this lady said okay i've listened to the show for years i was on craigslist looking for a
00:07part-time job but this post stopped me in my tracks this man wants to nurse a woman
00:12i could do it um he wants a wet nurse he wants a wet nurse he wants a lady that's lactating
00:25to let him suckle oh i thought he wanted to suckle or let no he wants to nurse he wants that's what i
00:33can do oh jesus chuck well i got him oh my god are you lactating that if you know what i've heard
00:42is if you suck long enough oh my god and for the right amount of time jesus on earth a man can do
00:50it that's blood it's something as chuck always says just keep sucking yep is that his motto
01:00just keep sucking he says it he lives it yep words to live by ah she says it was quite disturbing
01:13i don't think i'd be surprised by seeing someone looking to get wang or not but this was shocking
01:21well it's kind of like i wonder so there's that show the boys and uh one of the main characters has a
01:30suckling fetish yeah right you know and uh maybe some guys are seeing that and they're like you know
01:38what that does oh he's uh a lady suckler yeah and also he'll just drink the he has them make just
01:46bottles of milk for him so he can that is a fetish way that is squeeze it on his tongue nonetheless uh
01:53here's the ad here um let's see if we can whoa too much oh it's a part-time gig yeah seeking part-time
01:59wet nurse for peaceful nursing therapy no milk okay two or three times per week this guy just wants
02:06to suck a boob then a hundred time but still has benefits a hundred dollars for 90 minutes
02:11that's dave is this your ad i'm just gonna say this is most guys isn't it i'm a single white male
02:15clean experience and professional peaceful and quiet nursing therapy only no i'm gonna make noise
02:21oh boy yeah that sleep noise oh my god no hidden sorry no hidden agenda jade may not know that one
02:30nothing i think i'm sick too now guys um any nationality is okay please contact me with
02:38availability intro and any questions i love that oh okay so he's saying he has no hidden agenda
02:44no i mean it's not hidden he wants to suck on your boob i like that he made it clear that he's
02:49experienced and professional so he's an experienced professional suckler yep yeah yeah he keeps it on
02:56the up and up you don't have to have any experience as the female which is good yes to be honest i
03:02believe that like this guy says no milk okay um that's just almost every guy in the world then
03:10well i think it's just hard to find a lactating whore yes of course it is but i mean usually they've
03:17got if they're lactating there's probably a child that needs the child has been brought into the world
03:21i just know they're not really ready to whore themselves out right and also the child needs
03:25the milk not this yeah this guy pervert yeah not this single white you clean experience if a mom is
03:33giving her milk to a pervert instead of a baby but he's really just asking for any old lady to come
03:39on over and he just wants to play with their boobs yep which is most guys yeah i find it fascinating
03:46that the ad it says no milk capital okay yeah any nationality is okay yeah he's not he's not as
03:54confident in that he's probably looking for something a little more but yeah realizes he
03:58can't narrow yeah slightly hidden agenda can't be choosers you know choosers he he want he has a
04:03choice though yeah there's something why not go with the double okay all caps 100 bucks for 90 minutes
04:10is i think underpaid i mean um i think people are doing a lot more for less than that an hour and a
04:17half of suckling would seem like a lifetime for that poor lady i can't even imagine you'd be raw
04:25yeah that'd be raw that's uh from personal experience
04:30um this guy says i'm a 31 year old male i nursed on my ladies once she's 32 tasted very sweet
04:41but luckily no fetish there for me i don't know i think if you've nursed you have a fetish
04:48maybe it just didn't stick like maybe it didn't do it for you how many guys try their ladies juices
04:56not even a little bit interested disgusting what a horrible thing that whole thing amber
05:05didn't breastfeed so i can't i would not have honestly i don't believe that don't give me that
05:10look jade like who you fooling fool don't give me that you said it all with your eyes yeah i would
05:16not imagine the size they would have got to come on he's not keeping those lips off that i don't want
05:23no milk you're getting it no you're getting it no i'm that's weird for me that's like sustaining
05:32life that's not sexual well as i've said that is what that whole thing is it is you are born we are
05:40animals you come out of someone their boobs keep you alive right it is not sexual there's no sexual
05:50stuff there i don't it is more repulsive than sexual i do not get up close i mean this guy
05:57finds it sexual yes oh god for sure he does so wouldn't add up on my guess is he doesn't have
06:04kids and he has never seen he's never been a part of that like uh having sex no no like the like he's
06:11never watching life sustain itself like watching a mother and a child good god yeah maybe once you
06:20have kids it does change it it does alter it well no and then again we've had a ton of guys call in
06:24that have tried yeah their latest titty milk they like it so wires are crossed things happen okay so i
06:33mean do you think that in the you know act of uh sexual activity when guys are a little obsessed with
06:45playing with those things that it is some kind of weird listen i love them i know but i do not want
06:52to drink from them i know but that whole there must be some kind of comfort that people get i think
06:58from maybe this isn't a sexual thing for him uh this guy said never eat it so my wife nursed all of
07:04our kids we had to bag and store milk a lot so when heating it up you use your wrist to test the
07:09temperature and i will admit i've tried it after testing the temperature sweeter than i anticipated
07:14i don't really think it's too crazy to try it why is it weird to test it out yourself if your kids
07:20drink i think it's one thing if you're testing it on your arm and it's a drop and you like that's
07:26one thing as opposed to nursing a stranger on craigslist right like that's absolutely for 90
07:32minutes for an hour and a half and it's also different if he tested on his arm was like
07:36how much right yeah sure how much have you consumed after 90 minutes of suckling i mean she's dry
07:45oh it has to be everything out of that child the child that she has is getting none none none
07:50i mean does it help you produce more if you if someone like puts you on e you know more you
07:56well i don't know about that the more you suck though the more that's produced yeah your body's
08:01like oh damn don't they say like crying can instigate it too you don't think he's crying i
08:06guarantee he's crying i don't know it's not on the list and it says no hidden agenda he's a
08:11professional he knows what to do he is crying crying does make lactating ladies leak jesus it's true
08:18thank you i've seen it happen i've heard that i bet you've seen it okay i bet you've seen it i'm a
08:23crier too look out ladies jesus um this lady said my ex-husband watching me use a breast pump
08:31when our baby was born saying i'm getting a boner oh my god i wanted to throat punch him
08:36i like i like this lady yeah listen if you see someone hooked up to a machine and you are somehow
08:43horny trouble oh god i've never tried breast milk but i have tried the pump
08:50how'd that work it feels really cool on your nipples yeah why why not it was there to pump
09:05who's pump a friend do they know no yeah yeah she was there okay thank god you had consent oh no
09:10yeah that's so not sanitary step out it was sanitary yeah i doubt that court beforehand yes
09:16sure she found a nipple hair in it not as much nipple hair f you imagine you pulling that out of
09:25your baby's mouth oh if you're ever around one yeah give it a whirl give it a whirl because it kind
09:31feels really awesome no oh geez you're sick like a piece of cardboard up in the window so i don't
09:36have to look at the top of yeah we can move one of these let's move a blind over there
09:41i don't like that court don't do that again i don't like the words courts nipple hair i don't mind it
09:48everywhere my wife's milk boobies got so veiny and engorged good god milk boobies why we gotta be so
09:56gross i don't know when she got fired up sweet milk would dribble down sweet milk i couldn't help
10:02but give it a lick calling them milk boobies and then sweet milk i knew this guy was a nut sweet
10:09cream oh my god don't don't do it to go for a coffee no it's dave's favorite no come on good
10:17gracious this guy said watching a woman hooked up to a pump is the least sexy thing ever oh it's just
10:21i just don't get it it makes it not the least seeing a man hooked up to one would be the least
10:29yeah so true second worst so true this guy said i was squeezing my girl's boobs during sex and all
10:34of a sudden got shot in the face oh he loved it no almost puked okay good for you not a fan ease up a
10:40little bit guy yeah i mean i don't know like udders like milking the cow that's a doubt i think jesus
10:45dave squeezes him like relax get out of here squeezes you'll never know how i squeeze you know
10:51what i know exactly how you squeeze because we had those fake boobs in here forever and you kept
10:56squeezing them and slapping them yeah he was like mongos like keith moon he literally taped his
11:02headphones to his head yeah it was wild do not smack do not get into this don't try it could lead you
11:12done a dark path yeah a milky blue path oh
11:16you
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