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A Chinese Wedding - In Your Dreams Full Episode #13 - Totes Amaze ❤️
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00:00Look up to the ocean, look up to the stars
00:03I want to watch you believe
00:06When there's no hope
00:09You can still believe, still believe
00:13In your dreams
00:16In your dreams
00:19In your dreams
00:22In your dreams
00:30You've got 24 hours
00:32For what?
00:32Funky Rundfunk, that radio station I told you about
00:35They're holding a national competition for new bands, see
00:37Marcus, it's a love song competition
00:40You guys are working on a new song, aren't you?
00:43A, it's not finished
00:45B, it's not a love song
00:47And C, even if it was, how could we possibly write and record it in 24 hours?
00:52They want a music video of it as well
00:54A music video too?
00:56That's crazy
00:57But achievable
00:58The question is, how bad do you want it?
01:02Marcus is right
01:02That is the question
01:04But it's not just me who has to answer it
01:06So let me get this clear
01:09You'll write the lyrics
01:10Record your vocals and send it to us
01:12Then you guys record the instrumental parts
01:14Send the finished song back to me
01:15Then we film our part of the clip
01:17And you film your bit
01:18Then Marcus will help me end the whole thing together
01:20And send it to the radio station
01:21In 24 hours
01:22Actually, 23 hours and 40 minutes
01:26No way, it can't be done
01:29We'll do it
01:30Jazz, get real
01:31It's Saturday, isn't it?
01:33We have all day to work on it
01:34And all night tonight
01:35Yes, so it's doable
01:36And what do we get if we win?
01:38Well, there's a cash prize
01:40And the radio station will post all the clips on their website
01:43So win, lose or draw
01:44We at least get free promotion
01:45Stop, you had me at cash prize
01:47Sorry guys
01:49Sam, his Baroness wants to see us
01:51Like, now
01:53Go, Sam
01:54Just send us your vocal track ASAP
01:55Will do
01:56Oh
01:57And when you hear my attempt at a love song
01:59No jokes about throwing up or anything, okay?
02:02We have been presented with the opportunity of a lifetime
02:08Why do I get the feeling we've heard this before?
02:10How many people are there in China?
02:12Quite a few
02:13Lots
02:13Millions?
02:14I think it's about 1.3 billion
02:16Exactly
02:17And how many of them do you think get married each year?
02:20Well, to each other?
02:21No, Ben
02:22To fence posts
02:23You dingbat
02:24It must be several million at least
02:27Correct
02:27If we can capture just a tiny percentage of that market
02:32We'll be sitting on a gold mine
02:34So how do we do that?
02:35A local marriage celebrant, Miss Nort
02:37Has been approached by a young Chinese couple
02:39They want to get married in an authentic German castle
02:43Why?
02:44It's romantic
02:45Historic
02:45Exotic
02:46Poetic
02:47Okay, just asking
02:48I have generously offered to fulfill their dream
02:51Afterwards we put the photo on our website
02:53For other Chinese couples to see
02:54Then we simply stand back
02:56And wait for the rush
02:57Sounds good
02:58Um, when is the wedding?
03:01Tomorrow
03:01Tomorrow?
03:02Daddy, there's no way we can organize an entire wedding overnight
03:05Fortunately, the wedding party is small
03:07With all of us pitching in
03:08I'm confident we can make it a huge success
03:10Huh?
03:12Sorry, Sam
03:13I know I said it was achievable
03:14But it looks like the whole schedule just went out of the window
03:17Except Jack and Lucy are totally committed
03:19They'd kill me if I backed out now
03:20But even if you finish the song today
03:22If you'll have no time to shoot the clip tomorrow
03:23We'll just have to find time
03:25Speaking of which
03:26I better get cracking
03:27Wish me luck
03:28Well?
03:30Sorry?
03:32Good luck
03:33Because I'm never gonna sing again
03:39Never gonna write a sweet poem
03:43I will always carry one regret
03:49If I miss out on you
03:54If I don't have you
03:59This is seriously painful
04:03Everything I write sounds so corny
04:06Maybe I'm just not a love song kind of girl
04:08Ben!
04:09What are you doing?
04:17What am I doing?
04:18What are you doing?
04:19Recording a vocal track
04:20In the bathroom?
04:22Bathrooms have good acoustics
04:23Well, can you please take five on bus sing?
04:25I just emailed you the vocal track
04:30It's probably totally cringe making
04:32No way, it'll be amazing
04:35What time is it over there?
04:37I don't want to know
04:38Try and get some sleep
04:40We'll call you as soon as we finish the track
04:41Go team!
04:42Yeah
04:43Go team
04:45Where are we going?
04:50The main door is this way
04:51Yeah, but the dodgy window we're gonna climb through is that way
04:54Jack, you said you were going to call Mr. Reilly for his permission and get the key
04:57Yeah, I tried but apparently our music teacher has a silent number
05:00You alright?
05:07Fine, quick, hand me the gift
05:10What if I get caught?
05:11Well, if you keep standing out there moaning, we definitely will
05:13Do you have any idea how much trouble we'll be in?
05:16Lucy, even if anyone does catch us, which they won't
05:18Where does two very motivated students conscientiously engaging in in extracurricular activities gain a hand with the key no
05:27Okay, all right fine, then you can call Sam and you can tell her that we won't be entering the competition
05:37So bad dream
05:46Sam!
05:48Time for the wedding rundown
05:50You look terrible by the way
05:51Thanks
05:52Do I have time for a shower?
05:54No
05:55Marcus told me about that love song competition
05:58I thought you could use the help of an experienced filmmaker
06:01Who?
06:03Oh, you!
06:04Sorry, sleep deprivation
06:06Did you have any ideas for the clip itself?
06:08Concepts, visuals?
06:09Well, given the time we have left, I guess just me singing the song in whatever room we can organise
06:14Easy
06:15Easy!
06:16I'll find it somewhere photogenic
06:17But we can't shoot anything until Jack and Lucy sent through the finished track
06:20I plan on you winning this thing
06:21You're a fun house more too, remember?
06:23Well, sort of
06:24We never come second
06:26Great!
06:27As if we didn't have enough pressure
06:29Now the whole family honor things at stake too
06:31The ceremony itself will be held on the castle chapel
06:35Which you boys will decorate
06:36Decorate?
06:37Under the supervision of Lily
06:38Who should be here?
06:39As should Sam
06:40Sorry, Daddy
06:41Present
06:42About time
06:43Sam
06:44You'll help Sophie with the reception
06:46I've organised the Chinese restaurant in town to send up a banquet of their finest delicacies
06:49I thought they wanted a traditional German wedding
06:52Not when it comes to food
06:53But shouldn't it be a
06:55Trust me, Sophie
06:56As president of our local gourmet society
06:58I can assure you that Asians love their own cuisine
07:00Now, when our guests arrive
07:02The traditional Chinese greeting is a shallow bow like this
07:07I thought it was Japanese
07:08And they are unlikely to speak much of a language
07:11So when addressing them
07:12Speak very slowly and clearly and always smile
07:27Lucy, give me a status update
07:29Jack, just putting down the last guitar track
07:31We'll email you the song within the hour
07:33Brilliant
07:34That should give me enough time to learn it before the shoot
07:36Any ideas what you would do for your half of the video?
07:38Not yet
07:39But once I've had some food in me
07:41I'm sure I'll think of something
07:42Keep an eye on your inbox
07:43Got it
07:44Cheers, Luce
07:45Oh, no
07:46What's up?
07:47Chopsticks
07:48We'll need them for the Chinese food
07:49Maybe there's some in the kitchen storage
07:51You can only hope
07:52Miss Nort
07:54Barone Philip von Hasenburg and my daughter Lily
07:56So pleased to meet you
07:57Thank you, Baron
07:59I hope the short notice hasn't been a problem
08:01Oh, I'm sure our Chinese friends won't be disappointed
08:04Let me introduce you to the groom, Mr. Chao
08:07And his best man, Mr. Wang
08:09Mr. Chao
08:10And Mr. Wang
08:13Welcome
08:15To our castle
08:28Why is he taking photographs of the floor?
08:33Souvenirs, I guess
08:34He even took pictures of your sewerage pipes
08:36Here's a hard copy of Mr. Sao's request for the day
08:39Here's a hard copy of Mr. Sao's request for the day
08:41First they'd like to see what the ceremony will occur
08:44Ah, of course
08:45Lily?
08:46Oh
08:47Please follow me
08:53Come on
09:04And you have no problems organizing the horse-drawn carriage and the footman?
09:08Guys, the groom and best men have come to take a look
09:14Uh, how do you do?
09:18Huh?
09:19Tom, show you the same way
09:21The ceremony here, okay?
09:24Okay
09:25Thank you
09:27Photo, please
09:28Certainly
09:31No, no
09:32House photo
09:35I think he wants you to show him around the castle so he can take a photograph of it
09:38Oh
09:39Really?
09:40All right then
09:41Please follow
09:43We go back work
09:46Roll carpet
09:48Roll
09:49I don't know what the Baron was so worried about
10:01Communicating with these guys is a cinch
10:03Spoons and folks
10:05Folks and spoons
10:07We have everything but chopsticks
10:09I mean
10:10What's this?
10:19I'm breaking down for you inside
10:25Oh
10:26Sorry
10:27Don't stop
10:28It sounds great
10:33Um, excuse me
10:34There you are
10:35Pretty room
10:37This way
10:38This way
10:39Pretty
10:40He doesn't understand a thing I say
10:43Shouldn't you both be in the dining room?
10:45We're looking for chopsticks
10:47Oh
10:48That reminds me
10:49They have a list of requests
10:50There's something about the reception in there
10:52This way
10:54Nice rooms
10:55Your film clip will be a breeze compared to this
10:59Oh
11:00Any idea when we could fit that in?
11:01Hopefully
11:02Straight up to the ceremony
11:03Cross your fingers
11:04Um
11:05Knife
11:06Rooms
11:07This way
11:08So
11:09Who's the song about Sam?
11:10The song?
11:11Well it's a love song isn't it?
11:12Must be about someone
11:13Look
11:14A chapstick
11:15Maybe in Australia but here it's a straw
11:16Showtime
11:17What do you think?
11:18If my mouth wasn't full I'd say you were trying too hard
11:19Do you really have to eat those right at this minute?
11:20Sorry I can't be creative on an empty stomach
11:21Want one?
11:22Oh they look like dog biscuits
11:23How can teachers eat those things?
11:24They're poorly paid and the biscuits are free
11:25Just a couple more and we'll start the clip okay?
11:26Sure
11:27Oh
11:28Oh
11:29Oh
11:30Oh
11:31Oh
11:32Oh
11:33Oh
11:34Oh
11:35Oh
11:36Oh
11:37Oh
11:38Oh
11:39Oh
11:40Oh
11:41Oh
11:42Oh
11:43Oh
11:44Oh
11:45Oh
11:46Oh
11:47Oh
11:48Okay?
11:49Sure
11:50As long as you don't mind me channeling my inner rock star while you dine
11:51All you need to do is to lead the bride from the courtyard to the chapel clear?
11:52Provided this collar doesn't choke me to death
11:53Sure
11:54Baron I was thinking you haven't appeared in any of the photos yet
11:55So
11:56So
11:57So
11:58So
11:59So
12:00So
12:01So you're not just selling a castle you're also selling yourself?
12:03you're
12:04So
12:05You're upon being?
12:06All you need to do is to lead the bride from the courtyard to the chapel, clear?
12:18Provided this collar doesn't choke me to death.
12:19Sure.
12:20Baron, I was thinking, you haven't appeared in any of the photos yet.
12:24So?
12:25So, you're not just selling a castle, you're also selling yourself as the gracious host.
12:30Your point being?
12:30You should make sure that you're in some of the photos.
12:33Then the Chinese can see that they'll get a real-life Baron as part of the package.
12:37Well, you might have something there, Marcus.
12:39Good idea.
12:43Oh, look at what I found.
12:46A broken guitar.
12:48We can do a who.
12:49A what?
12:50No, a who.
12:51You know, the who, a rock band in the 60s, they pioneered the whole guitar smashing thing.
12:55We can do it at the end of the clip.
12:56Jack, we're doing a love song.
12:58Not a mosh pit filler.
13:00Now, come on, Sam's waiting on us.
13:02Yeah.
13:06Somehow, you've got to meet, and I can let it go.
13:26Somehow, the winds change how they blow.
13:31You know, I'm feeling you.
13:40I'm hearing what you say.
13:46Sometimes, the wind blows right away.
13:51How do we go back to what we once had?
14:14Cause I'm never gonna sing again
14:19Never gonna write a sweet poem
14:24I would always carry one regret
14:29If I miss out on you
14:34If I don't have you
14:39Cause I'm never gonna sing again
14:44Never gonna write a sweet poem
14:49I would always carry one regret
14:54If I miss out on you
14:59Excuse me, Baron
15:18Yes, Miss Nord
15:18I think perhaps a few photos just of the important two-some might be in order
15:22Oh, good idea
15:24Excuse me
15:26I meant the lucky bride and groom
15:31Oh, that two-some
15:33Oh, yes, sir
15:34Of course
15:35I'm sorry, Baron
15:38Yes, what is it, Sophie?
15:40We have a small problem
15:41Perfect
15:43Ready to mind your heart out?
15:44Ready as I'll ever be
15:45Girls, we're on the brink of disaster
15:48How?
15:49The bride doesn't like Chinese food
15:50You're joking
15:51Why on earth didn't Miss Nord tell you beforehand?
15:53It's possible there were a few things in the request list I overlooked
15:57Daddy, how could you?
15:58Let's not worry about that now
15:59I need everyone in the kitchen straight away
16:01Daddy, I'm sorry
16:02But Sam and I just
16:03Lily, it's okay
16:03Your father's right
16:05We have to help
16:06Thank you, Sam
16:07To the kitchen
16:07Let's hope your friends in Australia have a better luck than us
16:10Please, officer, we need it
16:15You'll get the camera back when your parents come to pick you up
16:18It's just our friends waiting on the footage we shot
16:21Yes, for the song competition, you said
16:23You should have thought about that before you broke into government property
16:26I was in a band once, you know
16:29Really?
16:30Sort of new wave thing back in the 90s
16:33Here we go
16:33The Joy Patrol, we were called
16:35Had my hair and a big peroxide blow wave all the way across
16:39Hard to believe now
16:41Does this mean you're going to give us the camera?
16:45No
16:45Just thought it might interest you
16:48Asparagus
16:51I can't buy any asparagus
16:53How can we be out of potatoes?
16:55This is a German kitchen
16:56A German kitchen cannot be out of potatoes
16:58Go on, faster
16:59You're faster, I don't have to hurt you
17:01You were right
17:01I should have given up last night
17:03You've still got a couple of hours
17:04One hour and 48 minutes
17:06Baron?
17:07What's going on here?
17:08You promised my clients a three-cost meal
17:10And they shall have them very soon
17:12Please, can you stall them just a little longer?
17:13With what?
17:14A juggling act?
17:15Clown on a tightrope?
17:16Huh?
17:17No
17:18A love song
17:20Lily, this is no time for jokes
17:22I'm not joking
17:22Sam
17:23You are joking
17:24Aren't you?
17:25It's now or never
17:26What is now or never?
17:27Where are you going?
17:29Hopefully to kill two brittles, one stone
17:31Don't ask me
17:35I just hammer the schnitzel
17:37Hi everyone
17:43Uh, please be seated
17:49Seated
17:50Oh yes, come over
17:52Take a seat, please
17:54Take a seat, please
17:54Why don't you eat them?
17:58I hope they'll be talking to me
18:00I hope they'll be talking to me
18:00I hope they'll be talking to me
18:01Uh, um
18:02Sam, write a song for you.
18:11Sam?
18:14Singing a song that I barely know for a Chinese wedding party and recording a video at the same time?
18:21Easy.
18:23Our second album was a wipeout.
18:25And I'm not just talking about the music.
18:28Barry's ego was out of control.
18:30He was constantly putting down my songwriting.
18:32I mean, all he could play was the kazoo and the didge.
18:35And he was always blowing the wrong end anyway.
18:37Cause I'm never gonna sing again
18:42Never gonna write a sweet poem
18:47I will always carry one regret
18:53If I miss out on you
18:58If I don't have you
19:03If I miss out on you
19:08If I don't have you
19:13If I miss out on you
19:16I love your sassy man.
19:18Thank you
19:20Even I don't need a translation of that.
19:50Dinner is served.
19:55Baron, you had me worried for a while, but...
20:00Congratulations.
20:01Thank you, Miss Nord. We try our best.
20:04Oh, here, Sam. Go.
20:08I can't believe it. We're actually going to make it. Amazing.
20:15Sam.
20:19What? What's going on?
20:23You hit your head.
20:24It's okay. The doctor's given you the all clear, but you'll have a headache for a day or two.
20:28But the competition...
20:31The deadline's passed four hours ago.
20:34No. I've stuffed everything.
20:38Not at all.
20:39We've got something we want to show you.
20:55What is it?
20:56Your music video. We edited it all together after we found you.
20:59Yeah.
21:03And we borrowed some shots from the Chinese photographer.
21:08I see you. I fear that. I need you so bad.
21:20But what about Jack and Lucy?
21:22It was close, but they sent their footage at the very last minute.
21:25You have to give them ten out of ten for your imagination.
21:28Cause I'm never gonna sing again.
21:32Never gonna run asleep again.
21:36Can someone tell me why are Jack and Lucy in a police station?
21:40We thought you might know.
22:00In the end, the police agreed to let Jack and Lucy off with a warning.
22:04As for our music video, who knows what the judges will make of it.
22:12As Marcus said though, it might be weird, but at least it's original.
22:18And if you're wondering about Philip's plan to crack the Chinese wedding market...
22:22Well, a few months later we were having a quiet family holiday when the news came through.
22:27Hey, email from Marcus. You won't believe what's happened.
22:30What's the story?
22:31Looks like the Chinese are queuing up in their thousands to have authentic German castle weddings.
22:35Really? That's great.
22:37Not exactly. Check this out.
22:42What's the problem? It looks perfect.
22:44Except for one small detail.
22:46Bing.
22:47That castle is in China.
22:49What?
22:52But that's impossible. You can't build a castle in three months.
22:55You can in China, apparently.
22:57Look.
22:58Every room is an exact copy of the Von Hasenbergs.
23:01Right down to the sewerage pipes.
23:03That's why their photographer was taking shots of the floors and everything.
23:06They planned the whole thing.
23:07Smart guys, eh?
23:08This is seriously unbelievable.
23:10I wonder how the Baron's taking it.
23:13It's an average! They can't do this to me!
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