Kimora Back in the Fab Lane - Season 1 Episode 01- Please Allow Us to Reintroduce Ourselves
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00:00Tell everybody, Kimora's coming.
00:13I know you missed me.
00:15That's why we're here.
00:16I brought all the kids and everything.
00:18Mom.
00:19Mom.
00:19Mom, what's that?
00:20You ought to risk my life.
00:22That was a little spicy.
00:24For the sake of the children.
00:25You are way over your budget of bullshit.
00:28You're stressing me out.
00:31It's okay.
00:31Sorry.
00:32No problem.
00:33We're okay.
00:34My first show, Life in the Fab Elaine, ran in the early 2000s.
00:38It's been almost 15 years since you last saw me and my family.
00:41Oh!
00:42A lot has changed.
00:44Attention, everybody.
00:45Wait, okay, I'm going to have a grandbaby?
00:47I feel sick.
00:49I have more businesses, more money, more headache, more heartache.
00:55Three ex-husbands.
00:57You know their names.
00:58If you don't, you can research.
01:02And now I am a single mom.
01:04I have a lot of kids.
01:06Ming Lee.
01:06Aoki Lee.
01:07Kenzo Lee.
01:08Gary Lee.
01:09Wolfie Lee.
01:10And Jaden's just Jaden.
01:12It's like the Brady Bunch, but with no husband.
01:15When I'm not running my household, I'm running several multi-million dollar empires.
01:20I have a fitness drink called Celsius.
01:23Several beauty brands.
01:25Special delivery.
01:27And of course, I still have baby fat.
01:29This is our 25th anniversary jacket.
01:31Aren't they cute?
01:31And now my kids work with me.
01:33All of you shut up.
01:34No, you don't tell your mother to shut up.
01:36I'm the mom.
01:36I'm the dad.
01:37I'm the president.
01:38The CFO.
01:39The HBIC.
01:39Why do you have a mugshot?
01:42That's one of those secrets behind the scenes.
01:44These are not big enough diamonds for me.
01:46My life is absolutely crazy.
01:48You're giving a People Magazine pose?
01:49Perfect.
01:50But I love it.
01:51Marky, she doesn't want to look like a hooker.
01:53How do we get to the butthole?
01:54My mom's amazing.
01:56Somebody's car get hit?
01:57Ming, that's not funny.
01:59She's like Superwoman.
02:00Okay, I'm definitely a little drunk.
02:02Wait.
02:02Wait.
02:03I don't want to do this.
02:04Sorry I left you all, but I'm back now.
02:06New and improved, reinvigorated, natural parts like a vintage Corvette.
02:11We are back in the family.
02:25Wolfie, get down off the table.
02:27Why?
02:28Come over here, Wolf.
02:30Okay.
02:31So this is your list.
02:32You have to just mark it up for me.
02:34It's like a who's who.
02:36Hi.
02:37Hi, we're marking our invitation list.
02:40For what?
02:41For Wolfie's birthday.
02:41We're having a party.
02:42This is his golden birthday.
02:44You're going to be how old?
02:45Ten on the tenth.
02:47Duh.
02:47You said it.
02:48I quit.
02:50Wolfie is the baby.
02:52His tenth birthday is coming up.
02:54Oh, come on, Mom.
02:55You made me mess up.
02:57The other kids say he gets away with, like, everything under the sun.
03:00I don't think that's true.
03:01You have a lot of people on here.
03:02You wanted to take off some?
03:03No.
03:04This is a lot.
03:05I love a lot.
03:05Take off five.
03:06No.
03:09They're just haters.
03:11Wolfie, do you want to tell Mingy about your birthday party?
03:13It's go-karting.
03:15Nature tag.
03:15Wolfie, I don't know if I'm going to be here.
03:17I'm going to Coachella.
03:18Oh.
03:19Ming is my firstborn.
03:22She's very fabulous.
03:23Very trendy.
03:25She's like a little princess.
03:26I'm tired.
03:27They say I made her that way.
03:29I don't know.
03:30She's a lot.
03:30You know what?
03:31Well, right?
03:32Not Ming.
03:33That's so rude.
03:34Didn't you just say you weren't going to be here?
03:35No, I won't be.
03:36A lot has changed since the last time you've seen me on TV.
03:39When I graduated college, I followed in my mom's footsteps and decided to do modeling.
03:44And on top of that, I have a body care brand coming out soon.
03:46It's called boulangerie, and it's like my baby.
03:52You're not going to Coachella, right?
03:53I would never go to Coachella, Wolfie.
03:55Do you know what that is?
03:55Let me tell you what it is so that you don't ever go.
03:58Drinking.
03:58And you know what they're drinking?
03:59Jesus juice.
04:00Do you know what that is?
04:02You don't.
04:03Good boy.
04:03But you know what it is, you little lush.
04:06Is Ayokia going to be on my birthday?
04:09No.
04:10No!
04:11So, Ayokia's in Bali.
04:14It's a mess, actually.
04:16Ayokia is my youngest daughter.
04:18She's like a supermodel, backpacker, granola girl.
04:23We were planning on her coming home for the holidays, and then she was like, oh, I'm taking
04:27a trip, and she never came back.
04:30What was supposed to be a weekend, okay, turned into about six months, so it was a little
04:35bit of a shocker.
04:37I'm really sad that I'm not going to be here for the bo-karting.
04:40If you're not here, what are you going to get me for my birthday?
04:42Thanks.
04:43I don't know.
04:43What do you want for your birthday?
04:44I want a six-foot goose.
04:47I'm sorry?
04:49He has a bird collection in his room.
04:53A real bird collection?
04:54I want a real-life flamingo.
04:57I have to go.
05:01Make it some wave, I've got it.
05:06Can you hear this?
05:07Big, big, big, so tonic.
05:09Just glad they're feeling fantastic.
05:11So classic.
05:13Iconic.
05:14Iconic.
05:14What are we blaming for today?
05:16We're going to the Fashion Trust Awards?
05:20Yes, the Fashion Trust Awards.
05:22It's supporting young designers.
05:23I'm a businesswoman, but being a celebrity and, like, kind of being a fashion icon is also
05:29my job, and I love it.
05:31I love that my kids come with me.
05:32Mingi, do you remember when we walked red carpets together when you were little?
05:36I think I, like, purposely don't remember that.
05:38Going to fashion events with my mom is really fun, because me and my mom are best friends.
05:43Those are my slippers.
05:45Girl.
05:45No, they're not.
05:46Yes, they are.
05:46We are very close, but Ming has taken it too far.
05:50No, I don't think so.
05:51No, they're not.
05:52Yes, they are.
05:53Ming, flip them on.
05:54Look how big they are.
05:55We are the same size.
05:57Look, not the Cinderella.
05:57Mom, yes.
05:58She's up under me.
05:59She wants to look like me, or she wants to take a shower with me.
06:02Ming, give me my shoe.
06:04These are not your shoes.
06:06Sometimes I'm just in the shower, and it just boop, boop, through the steam.
06:08It's just another human in there, okay?
06:10I don't believe you.
06:11Look, my eyes are starting to squint.
06:13When I sense bulls**t.
06:14What?
06:16Do you think Ming is ever going to move out of the house?
06:19Wow.
06:21Shots fired.
06:22So?
06:23Actually, no.
06:23When I was little on the show, my mom did say, I hope you never move out.
06:27I don't know what she's talking about.
06:28She does.
06:29Are you going to think you're too grown for your mother now?
06:31Are you going to live with me forever?
06:33I asked Ming to leave the house every day, but she doesn't do it.
06:38Wolfie!
06:39Yes?
06:40What are you going to do while I'm gone?
06:42Homework?
06:43Yes.
06:43We'll go to bed on time.
06:44Then you're going to eat something healthy.
06:46What are you going to eat?
06:47I'm having grapes and crops.
06:49No, you need, like, veggies.
06:51Since I was a kid, my mom has done all the roles that a mother and a father would normally
06:56have done.
06:57Come on, we have to hit the red carpet.
06:58She's a mom.
06:59She's a businesswoman.
07:00She still is a model.
07:01It's really inspirational because I just don't feel like anything ever holds her back.
07:06Beauty, baby.
07:08You're cute.
07:08You used to be nice to mommy.
07:10I am nice to you.
07:11Now you're like a little booger.
07:12Hi, Yoki.
07:24Oh, mom, don't you?
07:25We're about to go on the red carpet.
07:27Okay, I'll be quick.
07:29Oh, there's mommy.
07:30We're in a car.
07:31Since she went to Bali, I hear from Yoki like every once in a blue moon, and I don't really
07:36love that.
07:37It's hard because my girls and I have always been very, very close, but now I feel like
07:42we're growing her apart.
07:43It's very pretty.
07:44Where are you guys going?
07:45Fashion Trust Awards.
07:47We have to go.
07:48We're literally pulling up.
07:49Yoki loves to travel, but she's never left us like this.
07:53This is a new thing.
07:55She's missed Christmas, New Year.
07:57I turned 25 without my sister.
07:59That was a little rude.
07:59Yeah, it was a lot.
08:00It was a little rude.
08:00It's been a lot.
08:01It's been a lot.
08:01Are we going to miss her?
08:02Just pull up a little bit.
08:04Okay, bye.
08:04I gotta go.
08:04Can I help you?
08:05You know when she was going to come back, or?
08:11No.
08:13No, I don't.
08:16I'm not happy about that, but that's just kind of how it is.
08:22Coming up, what are you stressed out about me?
08:24My sister.
08:25I can't just up and leave.
08:26That's insane.
08:27Are you going to go on one with me?
08:28Well, you can't go with those ones.
08:29Don't start with me, Wolfie.
08:31Don't hit me!
08:35I feel like I'm falling.
08:41Come on, so I didn't remember how I used to be hard.
08:45Running up, get that bag.
08:46We had a trap out in my apartment.
08:48Check it up inside the kitchen.
08:49Feed the streets.
08:50It ain't no starving.
08:51Hi.
08:52Oh, hi.
08:53How are you?
08:54I'm Ming.
08:54It's nice to meet you.
08:55Nice to meet you, Ming.
08:56I'm Brittany.
08:56I'm so excited to be here.
08:58Have you made dumplings before?
08:59I've never made dumplings before, but I've always wanted to.
09:02Chef Baobay teaches a dumpling class.
09:04I found her on Instagram, and I messaged her for a private session.
09:08Should I wash my hands first?
09:09Yeah, and then we can get started.
09:11And I'm really excited because I like trying new things, and also I just love anything Asian.
09:17I'm biased that way.
09:19Hello.
09:20Look at us.
09:20We're twins.
09:21Okay, but I always do the same thing.
09:23Oh, yeah.
09:24Actually, I thought about that when I did my hair today.
09:26Bella is one of my best friends.
09:27We both grew up in the public eye because her dad is Jimmy Jam, so I feel like we have
09:32that kind of understanding.
09:33How cute is this?
09:35Wait.
09:35Are you going to Coachella?
09:37No.
09:38We like to do crafty stuff together, so we hang out a lot.
09:41Mingly and Bella B. We rhyme.
09:44I love it.
09:45I'll just give a quick intro about myself.
09:47I used to be a finance analyst.
09:49Now my life is all about dumplings.
09:52I could burn water.
09:53It's really, really bad.
09:54Okay.
09:55I'm very not a cook.
09:56Well, today you'll learn how to boil water.
10:01Anyways, we're going to divide the dough up.
10:03Grab it like this.
10:05Okay, I'm just going to cut it.
10:07And I smush it down, and then you have a perfect circle.
10:11Mine's like fat and gross.
10:12It's okay.
10:13Fifteen.
10:14When I say I can't cook, I have friends that know herbs and spices, and they can make things
10:22based on that.
10:23I can't do that.
10:24Bring this end to the center.
10:26But how do I make it stick together?
10:28I feel that makes sense.
10:29She needs to look a lot easier than it is.
10:30Growing up, we always had a chef, so maybe that's why.
10:33I feel like you did it.
10:34Okay.
10:35Wait, stop.
10:36That's really good.
10:38Cool.
10:39Yeah.
10:40This feels therapeutic.
10:41I think it's supposed to be, but right now I'm a little stressed out.
10:54What are you stressed out about me?
10:55My sister.
10:56How is your sister?
10:57I miss her.
10:58I feel like I haven't seen your sister since last year.
10:59She's in Bali.
11:00Is she coming back?
11:01At the end of every month, she's like, maybe next month I'll come home.
11:03I don't trust her anymore, though, because she was going to go for a short amount of time.
11:07A week or two, and then decided to not.
11:09Me and my sister are two and a half or so apart.
11:11Growing up, we did everything together.
11:13What made you guys choose a fairy theme?
11:16Fairy tales are happy endings.
11:18But as we've grown up, we've realized that we are different people.
11:21I love her enough to recognize that when you get older, you want to branch out and have your own identity.
11:26But she rarely calls.
11:27I don't even know what she's been doing.
11:29I text her sometimes, like, hey, what's up?
11:31I don't get a response for, like, two days.
11:33There will be, like, a TikTok about, like, Pedro Pascal.
11:36She's like, isn't he so amazing?
11:38And I'm like, okay.
11:39So that was useless.
11:40What's crazy is I'm 98% sure she, like, went over there with, like, a backpack.
11:45Yeah, that's crazy.
11:46Are you guys ready to eat?
11:47Yes.
11:48Okay.
11:49Oh, my gosh.
11:50So cute.
11:51They're so pretty.
11:52Okay, let's see.
11:53Things with me and Naoki right now are weird.
11:56So good.
11:58Mmm.
11:59I'm a very connected human.
12:01And my family means a lot to me.
12:04So I think six months is a long time to be just gone.
12:08Fingers crossed she'll come home soon.
12:10I feel like she's very adaptable, you know?
12:13Yeah.
12:14I can just take off and leave.
12:16Up and leave.
12:17I can barely take care of myself.
12:18I can barely make a dumpling.
12:20Yeah.
12:21Coming up, we have a photo shoot on Monday.
12:26We're drinking, like, shots of tequila.
12:28Ming!
12:29Did you bring your brother a present?
12:31No, because my presence is his present.
12:33Hot fire, Indian!
12:35Baby Fat is a clothing line that I founded.
12:52My first husband had fat farm.
12:54So I had to do something else.
12:55So Baby Fat was my kind of something else.
12:58It was like an intersection of hip-hop culture with high fashion for women.
13:03She had a cult following.
13:06And it kicked the men's brands behind.
13:13Special delivery!
13:15Oh, what do we have here?
13:17Samples from the new eyewear line.
13:19Oh, these are great.
13:21Let's see.
13:22I mean, it makes me feel smart.
13:24Ter.
13:25Look.
13:26But still stylish.
13:27I think so, right?
13:28Yeah.
13:29Baby Fat was my first baby.
13:31Fast forward through the years.
13:33It's now 25-year anniversary, and it's still, like, popping.
13:36We're addressing so many fabulous people, like Ice Spice, Glorilla.
13:42So, it means so much to me that my kids help carry the legacy.
13:47Even though they'll be like, that's not right.
13:49Why did you do it like that?
13:50Change the color.
13:51Put the cat over here.
13:52And I'm like, you guys, it's not even yours.
13:55Yet.
13:57Hi, Mommy.
13:58Hi, what are you doing?
13:59We're at the pool.
14:00Are you in the sun?
14:01It's giving sun damage.
14:03I have a hat.
14:04I have sunscreen and an umbrella.
14:06How long are you going to be there?
14:07Monday morning.
14:08Oh, wait.
14:09We have a photo shoot on Monday.
14:12Mingi's grown, okay?
14:14And she's booked that day to work.
14:16What are you doing?
14:17We should keep the alcohol and the substances, if there are any.
14:24To a minimum.
14:25Why are you guys laughing?
14:26Oh, we have substances from Amsterdam.
14:27You're just saying that.
14:29Drugs.
14:30Are you doing drugs?
14:35Don't do that at home, everybody.
14:36No, ma'am.
14:37You can't drink beer.
14:39That's going to make you bloated.
14:40It has yeast inside.
14:41No, never.
14:42We're drinking, like, shots of tequila.
14:43Because that's the skinniest way to go.
14:45Oh.
14:46Life is not only about skinny.
14:49It's about feeling great.
14:51I feel better when I take a shot of tequila because I get drunk faster.
14:54Mingi!
14:57Oh, hi.
14:59Hi, there's...
15:00Wait.
15:01You have to be back here on Monday.
15:03And don't you dare.
15:04Show up.
15:05Hung over.
15:06Okay?
15:07Stay away from the black market.
15:09Bye.
15:10I love you.
15:11Hi.
15:12Hi.
15:13Give me a kiss.
15:14When's the cake going to be here?
15:16It's here.
15:17Wolfie's birthday's coming up.
15:18And so he's going to the office to do a cake tasting.
15:21Okay, pull out a chair.
15:22The older girls aren't here for this party.
15:24So I want it to be so exciting for him and, like, just right.
15:28We wanted to try these different cakes and see which one you like the first and second and third best.
15:33Okay?
15:34That velvet cheesecake.
15:35You're not guessing what it is.
15:37We can see.
15:38You're going to say which one you like the best.
15:40Vanilla.
15:41No, no, no.
15:42Hold on.
15:43You're just eating and calling out stuff.
15:44Vanilla cheese.
15:45It's definitely easier running a multi-million dollar business than it is to get a 10-year-old to focus.
15:51You're crazy.
15:52Come back over here.
15:53Focus.
15:54But he's my baby.
16:03There's paper on it, Wolfie.
16:04Nope.
16:05Okay, the lemon is a no.
16:06Never in a million years.
16:07Okay.
16:08And I don't like chocolate.
16:10What?
16:11What's wrong with you, boy?
16:13You don't even want to give chocolate a try?
16:16Okay, that's it.
16:17I'm not playing with you.
16:18Yeah, I'm a good mom.
16:19I'm a great mom.
16:20I'm very good at this.
16:21Hey!
16:22Just a little.
16:23But this birthday party.
16:24You're savage.
16:25It's a lot.
16:27There you go.
16:28There's your winners.
16:29First, second, and good.
16:34Coming up.
16:35What if these things have life in them?
16:37I think they give you a new one.
16:39I'm trying to be the cool mom.
16:41I feel like I'm in prison.
16:42Uh-uh.
16:43I can't.
16:44You won't.
16:45Oh, my God.
16:49Yay!
16:50Let's go out and party.
16:51Yeah?
16:52We got it.
16:53Let's go team.
16:57For Wolfie, today is like a big deal.
16:59Happy birthday to Wolfie.
17:00Hi.
17:01Happy birthday.
17:02I do think Wolfie misses having his sisters with him.
17:05So, I just want it to be perfect.
17:07I'm getting on the go-kart mom.
17:09Are you gonna go on one with me?
17:10No.
17:11Well, you can't go with those ones.
17:13Don't start with me, Wolfie.
17:14Come on.
17:15Okay, I love you guys.
17:16Bye.
17:17Okay, bye.
17:18He's like growing up so fast and he's such a big boy.
17:19I just can't believe it.
17:21I thought, look, I'm tearing.
17:22Did you bring your brother a present?
17:25No, because my presence is his present.
17:28Okay, but like be with your brother a little bit.
17:31Just make him feel like you think it's cool.
17:34Kento was born on the show and here he is again with his big self.
17:39We are against all of you guys.
17:40Bad.
17:41Bad.
17:42Bad.
17:43And I know Wolfie really looks up to Kento.
17:45What?
17:46Yeah.
17:47Yeah.
17:48They fight like crazy, but I think they love each other.
17:51On fire, idiots!
17:52Most of the time, I don't know.
17:55Are you ready to go go-karting?
17:58I'm going to try.
17:59How are you going to do it in heels?
18:00Well, it's part of my look.
18:02Oh.
18:03I'm not putting that thing on my head.
18:05You have to.
18:06Wait.
18:07What if these things have lice in them?
18:09I think they give you a new one.
18:11How did you get it all?
18:13Oh, wait, wait.
18:15I'm trying to be the cool mom because I knew Wolfie would like remember it forever.
18:20It's weird.
18:21I'm claustrophobic.
18:22Ugh!
18:23It's painful.
18:24It's hot.
18:25I feel like I'm in prison.
18:26Can you hear me?
18:27Yeah.
18:28Uh-uh.
18:29I can't.
18:30This is crazy!
18:31Mom!
18:32Oh, my God!
18:33Mom!
18:34Mom!
18:35Chill ass!
18:36I'm crying!
18:37I'm too old!
18:38Oh, my God!
18:41What the ?
18:43Oh, my God!
18:45Is that Wolfie?
18:46I can't be.
18:47Wolfie!
18:48Ah!
18:49It's broken!
18:50It's dry right here.
18:51It's dry right here.
18:52Enjoy it, Wolfie.
18:53Enjoy it, Wolfie.
18:54Oh!
18:55What's that?
18:56I don't want to do this!
18:57Oh, my God!
18:58Wait, I have to steer?
18:59It doesn't steer!
19:00What the?
19:01Oh, my God!
19:02Don't hit me!
19:03Don't hit me!
19:04Mom, let me go!
19:05Oh, my God!
19:06Is that Wolfie?
19:07I can't be.
19:08Wolfie!
19:09Ah!
19:10It's broken!
19:11It's dry right here.
19:12Yay!
19:13Oh, my heel!
19:14Okay, okay.
19:15Ah!
19:16What the is she doing?
19:17I'm just gonna pull over.
19:18Okay, you're done?
19:19Absolutely.
19:20Good.
19:21Girl, never in my life am I doing no this with you all again.
19:24I'm itching in places I can't even believe.
19:27I feel faint.
19:28I feel faint.
19:29I feel faint.
19:30I feel faint.
19:31I feel faint.
19:32I feel faint.
19:33I feel faint.
19:34I feel faint.
19:36I feel faint.
19:37I feel faint.
19:38I feel faint.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:44I was trying to prove myself to the 10-year-olds, and we shouldn't do that, okay?
19:55All right, here we go.
19:58Jayden, Gary, where's Kenzo?
20:00No, you never know.
20:01Okay, great.
20:02One, two, three.
20:03Okay, go.
20:04Happy birthday to you.
20:07Cha-cha-cha.
20:08Happy birthday, dear Wolfie.
20:12Happy birthday to you.
20:17All right, who wants cake?
20:20Who wants cake?
20:21Who wants cake?
20:22Wolfie's birthday was amazing.
20:24Happy birthday, Wolfie.
20:25Happy birthday, Wolfie.
20:26It means so much to me that most of my kids are here, so they're just good kids.
20:30I've been blessed.
20:31Like, what's the craziest thing someone's done?
20:33The craziest thing someone's done is up and gone to Indonesia in the middle of the dang
20:36night, Aoki.
20:37Where's my Aoki?
20:38My job here is over.
20:39You ought to risk my life for the sake of the children.
20:41That's it.
20:42It is bittersweet to watch them grow up, but I don't think I would trade this, like, for
20:50anything.
20:51You guys can stay as long as you want.
20:53You can eat, drink, and be merry.
20:54I'm out.
20:55Happy birthday.
20:56On the next, Kimora back in the fat lane.
20:59Maybe we'll start with her.
21:00How about that?
21:01How you feel about that?
21:02Piercings.
21:03Mink came home from Coachella when the sun was coming up.
21:09Come on, on this side.
21:10Let's go.
21:11I'm coming out right now.
21:12Shut up.
21:13She's in IV.
21:14This is a hot mess.
21:15You can do it.
21:16You can do it.
21:17Yeah, close your eyes.
21:18No, ma'am.
21:19My closing the eyes and just swallowing the days are over.
21:21I love you, Mom.
21:22Why aren't you answering the phone?
21:23Wait.
21:24Oh.
21:25God.
21:26Hang up on me.
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