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00:00:00Never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:14And that's it. You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:19This is finally over.
00:00:21You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:24Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:26Here is your check for $5 million.
00:00:31Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:35Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:37So, that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:42Nope.
00:00:43In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:46And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:01:00Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:12Three more shots down here, please.
00:01:16Uh, hi.
00:01:19I was here first.
00:01:21What?
00:01:22Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:23Oh, my God.
00:01:28It's him.
00:01:29My ex-husband.
00:01:42Hey, that's mine.
00:01:43My ex-husband.
00:01:46Wes Mandrake.
00:01:48What is he doing here?
00:01:49I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:52He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:01:56Where is he?
00:02:09I told you.
00:02:11Where fucking is my money?
00:02:13What?
00:02:15Who?
00:02:16I...
00:02:16No time to play, his big nose.
00:02:19I want my money!
00:02:21What?
00:02:21What money?
00:02:22I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:27That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:30What are you doing?
00:02:33I think you're just giving back.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:43You want to trap her?
00:02:45Oh, my God.
00:02:47My nose.
00:02:47You broke my nose.
00:02:49You think it hurt?
00:02:51Wait till you see what we are going to do to you.
00:02:54Hey.
00:03:05You okay?
00:03:09He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:11Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:17God.
00:03:18The investors got me so drunk.
00:03:22You know, they're really pretty.
00:03:25Thank you.
00:03:37Thank you.
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00:05:57I need you to find out who that woman was from last night
00:06:04Yes sir
00:06:06She graffitis me
00:06:07Steals my property
00:06:09She'll pay for this
00:06:11I think we should get going sir
00:06:18Mass is starting
00:06:20Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls
00:06:22I haven't been back home in five years
00:06:25Also
00:06:26Your mother called
00:06:28She would like to see you for Christmas
00:06:30No
00:06:31No
00:06:32Make up an excuse
00:06:35As you wish
00:06:37Tell me again
00:06:49How did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:53I don't know
00:06:54What was he doing in that bar?
00:06:57I have no idea why he was at that bar
00:06:59But he was
00:07:00How was the sex?
00:07:02I think you ruined me
00:07:04Spank me
00:07:06Harder
00:07:08Do it
00:07:09I think I was a little rough with him
00:07:13Piper
00:07:14Piper
00:07:15Piper
00:07:16Piper
00:07:16Piper we got an emergency
00:07:17Piper we got an emergency
00:07:23Look I need your help
00:07:25Yes mayor
00:07:26What is it?
00:07:27What is it?
00:07:29Money
00:07:29Piper
00:07:30Big money
00:07:30Look
00:07:31The money men
00:07:32The high rollers are coming
00:07:34Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:36We finally have a chance to sell that mountain
00:07:39What?
00:07:40No one is selling the mountain
00:07:42Holy shit he's here
00:07:47Who's here?
00:08:00Who the hell is that?
00:08:01Oh my god
00:08:14It's him
00:08:15Piper
00:08:26It's him
00:08:27I mean
00:08:32Mr. Mandarin
00:08:34We are so honored
00:08:37To have you back in Hudson Falls
00:08:39For the Christmas season
00:08:40I'm not in town for Christmas mayor
00:08:45You're not actually going to sell the mountain
00:08:47Are you?
00:08:48That's why I'm here
00:08:49Capitalist fucking pig
00:08:53You can't sell the mountain
00:08:55They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls
00:08:57What's your name?
00:09:00He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:03I'm Piper
00:09:04Piper White
00:09:05Wes Mandrake
00:09:07I know who you are asshole
00:09:10That's an awful lot of name calling
00:09:15Well
00:09:18How about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:20What office?
00:09:22Well I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here
00:09:24If it's okay with the mayor of course
00:09:26Of course
00:09:27With Mr. Mandrake
00:09:27Yes
00:09:28Right this way
00:09:29What is wrong with you two?
00:09:39He can't sell mayor
00:09:40He'll ruin our town
00:09:41This is not happening
00:09:42Wait
00:09:43That's enough
00:09:44Either one of you can blow this deal
00:09:46You're going to regret it
00:09:47You hear me?
00:09:52Well
00:10:02Is there anything else I can do for you Mr. Mandrake?
00:10:06Yes
00:10:06Who is that woman?
00:10:12Is there anything else I can do for you sir?
00:10:14Yeah
00:10:14Who is that woman?
00:10:16She's too familiar
00:10:17Oh Piper
00:10:18Piper White
00:10:20The town physician
00:10:21A doctor?
00:10:22I'd like her to assist with my day to day
00:10:24I need someone who knows the town
00:10:27Oh
00:10:27Well sir
00:10:29Perhaps I could assist you instead
00:10:31Of course
00:10:32You know Piper
00:10:33Well
00:10:33She's Piper
00:10:35No
00:10:36I want her
00:10:37Very well sir
00:10:40I'll let her know
00:10:42She doesn't seem to align with your goals
00:10:49I just
00:10:50Need someone who knows Hudson Falls
00:10:53A lot has changed
00:10:56No way
00:10:57I'm a medical professional
00:10:59Plus
00:10:59I'm too busy with Winterfest
00:11:01I can't do it
00:11:02You know Piper
00:11:02I loved your parents
00:11:04And I promised them
00:11:05That I would look after you
00:11:06But you listen close
00:11:07If you don't do this
00:11:09You can find another town
00:11:10To play doctor in
00:11:11You can't be serious
00:11:13I'm dead serious
00:11:14I will fire your ass
00:11:16Who the hell does Wes
00:11:21Think he is?
00:11:22Don't you worry
00:11:23I'm getting the word out
00:11:25We need to save
00:11:27Our town
00:11:28In five years
00:11:38He never once
00:11:39Came to see me
00:11:40Now he's here
00:11:41One day
00:11:41And he's already
00:11:42Destroying my life
00:11:55She smells just like
00:11:56The girl from last night
00:11:57Why is he looking at me like that?
00:12:10Pine
00:12:10She smells just like the girl
00:12:12From last night
00:12:13You know if you're gonna be up that high
00:12:15You might wanna get a spotter
00:12:16Yeah you can put me down now
00:12:19That'd be great
00:12:20Sir?
00:12:42Winter Taylor just called
00:12:44She's flying in tomorrow
00:12:45She expects you to be here
00:12:47When she arrives
00:12:47Yeah
00:12:51Great
00:12:52Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:15No
00:13:16I don't care
00:13:31I don't care
00:13:32I don't care
00:13:33He's who dĂ©jĂ
00:13:34I don't care
00:13:35You are
00:13:36I don't care
00:13:37I don't care
00:13:37¡Aaah!
00:13:48¡Aaah!
00:14:07¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
00:14:37You hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:39That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:42A fucking sword?
00:14:45You're getting better.
00:14:51Whiskey Billy, stat.
00:14:55No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:14:58Well, fuck, yes I do, but...
00:15:01God, this isn't happening.
00:15:02You can't just blow it back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:07Uh, what is this?
00:15:21This is the inn.
00:15:22This is the only inn?
00:15:25Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:26Now, remind me.
00:15:29Uh, yeah, this isn't gonna work.
00:15:31Well, you can always stay at your mother, sir.
00:15:35He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:38I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:41Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:45And, uh...
00:15:47What room will I be staying in?
00:15:49Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so...
00:15:55Have fun, boys!
00:15:56Miss?
00:16:24Miss?
00:16:25Jesus Christ.
00:16:29Mr. Mandraker would like to see you in his office.
00:16:45You ring?
00:16:47Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:48Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:00Oh, my God.
00:17:02Next time, no sugar.
00:17:03Am I 12 years old?
00:17:05That was mine.
00:17:07You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:12So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:14Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:16It's your family's land.
00:17:19How do you know that?
00:17:21Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:27No.
00:17:29Yes.
00:17:31Hot.
00:17:31Oh, oh, my God.
00:17:32Oh, my God.
00:17:33Oh, I'm...
00:17:34Oh, my God.
00:17:34Oh, my God.
00:17:34Oh, my God.
00:17:35It's hot.
00:17:35It's hot.
00:17:36It's hot.
00:17:37Yeah.
00:17:37That's hot.
00:17:38Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:40Oh, my God.
00:17:40Oh, my God.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:41Yeah, yeah, it's hot.
00:17:47All right.
00:17:51Yeah, that's...
00:17:52Thank you.
00:17:53That's enough.
00:17:54No, I'm a doctor.
00:17:55I don't want you to get burnt.
00:17:57It's really hot already, so...
00:17:59It's good.
00:18:00Thank you.
00:18:03Really.
00:18:09Last question.
00:18:11I need you to do something for me.
00:18:14I need three presents.
00:18:16I need a romantic one.
00:18:18I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:20And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:25Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:28Okay, uh, who are the other gifts for?
00:18:32Uh, what does it matter?
00:18:35Just, I need them.
00:18:37Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:37Wait, um, just, uh, I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:18:45Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:18:56Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:18:58If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:06No.
00:19:07Mr. Mandrick, we haven't met.
00:19:13Well, here, here.
00:19:14Just, um...
00:19:16Why don't you take this and, um, just leave them on my desk.
00:19:30Sir, uh, the dealer's here.
00:19:35Great.
00:19:36That's good.
00:19:36Just, um...
00:19:38You know what?
00:19:39You just tell him I need five.
00:19:41Situation go in here.
00:19:43Sure thing.
00:19:44What the hell are these?
00:20:14Is this a joke?
00:20:18I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:25What are they?
00:20:26The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:31Hmm.
00:20:33Okay.
00:20:36Set these aside for my mother and winter.
00:20:37Wait, then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:47This one.
00:20:49Is it romantic enough?
00:20:50It's for someone very special.
00:20:52Yes, it's special.
00:20:54I picked it out myself.
00:20:56Good.
00:20:57Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:00A date?
00:21:06Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:10A date?
00:21:11Uh, not as a date.
00:21:16Just, I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long
00:21:20time.
00:21:21Don't I know it.
00:21:23Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:26Oh.
00:21:27Uh, actually, I was being nice.
00:21:31You don't have a choice.
00:21:34Pick me up a date.
00:21:35And smile.
00:21:46No, why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:48I, I, uh, no, you gave me a look.
00:21:49No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:51Yes, you did.
00:21:52No, I didn't.
00:21:52Asshole.
00:21:53No.
00:21:54What?
00:21:56Nothing.
00:21:57Nothing.
00:22:05Uh, Mayor?
00:22:13Where did this present come from?
00:22:17Oh, uh, Mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:20I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain, just put it on your desk.
00:22:23My married name?
00:22:37My married name?
00:22:37My married name?
00:22:53This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:22:59It's the nicest fresh shot we have.
00:23:01Yeah, I definitely think that's something in here.
00:23:08It's a cool necklace.
00:23:10I like that.
00:23:11You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:21Mr. Calhoun.
00:23:23Thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:27Help.
00:23:28What is this place?
00:23:30Truckers.
00:23:31CD Bunch.
00:23:32I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom, you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out glory hole.
00:23:41Jesus.
00:23:42Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:47This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:51I completely agree.
00:23:52I want to start development right away.
00:23:56That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:23:58What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:00Hi, Piper.
00:24:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:08Hi, Piper.
00:24:09Excuse me, little lady.
00:24:10No.
00:24:11My name is Piper.
00:24:12And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun, tourist-tribe ski resort hellhole.
00:24:18Listen here, little lady.
00:24:20I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:23I'm here to give it life.
00:24:25Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:30A Starbucks.
00:24:39Over here, a sushi bar.
00:24:41A multi-theatre cineplex.
00:24:43Over there.
00:24:45A Hooters.
00:24:47And another across the street.
00:24:50Two Hooters.
00:24:52You can't beat that.
00:24:53You can't beat that if you tried.
00:24:57Hooters.
00:25:00I've got your number now.
00:25:07Better watch out, heffy.
00:25:14You know, I don't know who you think you are, but get the fuck out of our town.
00:25:19Whoa.
00:25:21Man alive.
00:25:23She's hotter than a $2 pistol.
00:25:24I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:26I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls, even after I sell.
00:25:32Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:34We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:37Well, we...
00:25:37All right.
00:25:41Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is.
00:25:45Got to get some rest.
00:25:46I suggest you do the same.
00:25:49Got a big week next week.
00:25:50I should be focused on the sale.
00:26:03All I can think about is her.
00:26:06Smells like pine.
00:26:07Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
00:26:19We have to stop the sale, Piper.
00:26:22Yeah, I know, and I'm working on it.
00:26:24You still love him, don't you?
00:26:26Holly, no.
00:26:28Look, I...
00:26:29He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:32I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:33Wes just texted me.
00:26:43I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not.
00:26:47What an asshole.
00:26:49What are we going to do?
00:26:51We can't let him sell.
00:26:54We need a plan.
00:26:57Maybe if I can get him to trust me,
00:27:01I can convince him not to sell them out.
00:27:07Here's the back.
00:27:16Where is she?
00:27:21You're late.
00:27:29I stopped to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:34How'd you sleep?
00:27:39Fine.
00:27:40So what are we all doing out here in the cult?
00:27:43Oh, God, it's her.
00:27:52Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:00Oh, God, it's her.
00:28:02Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:04Santa came down with Jamie last night
00:28:10What a mess you made
00:28:12He gave me a fry
00:28:13Santa
00:28:14Ha, ha, ha, ha
00:28:17Next time
00:28:18Ha, ha
00:28:18Use the front door
00:28:20Santa
00:28:21Next time
00:28:22Use the front door
00:28:23Santa
00:28:24Next time
00:28:25Use the front door
00:28:27Santa
00:28:28Next time
00:28:29Use the front door
00:28:30Santa
00:28:31Next time
00:28:32Use the front door
00:28:34¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
00:29:04Yeah, no, I, uh, I lost my phone.
00:29:07It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:11Kiss it.
00:29:23Who's the country girl?
00:29:25Uh, Winter.
00:29:27This is Piper White.
00:29:29She's been helping me.
00:29:30Audi.
00:29:33Hm.
00:29:34I'm gonna keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:37Bet on that, okay?
00:29:41Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:44It's cold and everyone looks warm.
00:29:47Sure, of course.
00:29:48Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:49Yeah.
00:29:49And, by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London on Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:07Christmas Day.
00:30:12We don't have choice, sir.
00:30:15Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:17So I've been thinking.
00:30:21You need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:26Yes.
00:30:27And?
00:30:28What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:31Yes.
00:30:35A town meeting.
00:30:37That way, everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens.
00:30:42We'll do snacks.
00:30:43We'll do coffee.
00:30:44That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:50And you'll mediate.
00:30:52Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:54Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:30:59Good.
00:31:00Set it up.
00:31:01He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:11Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:16Get out of town!
00:31:18People, people.
00:31:19Please, please, please.
00:31:21Get out of here!
00:31:22Think of the money.
00:31:24Are you gonna do something to hope?
00:31:26Get out!
00:31:28Get out!
00:31:31Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:33Get out!
00:31:35Get out of here!
00:31:37We don't want you here!
00:31:39Get out!
00:31:40Okay, okay.
00:31:41Settle down, everyone.
00:31:45We're not gonna let you ruin our town, big men!
00:31:49Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:52I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:31:55Let's just give them a shot.
00:31:57I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:00and think of all the jobs.
00:32:07Actually,
00:32:09why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls Wes Mandrake take the floor?
00:32:15No!
00:32:17Get out of here!
00:32:19Don't even watch you!
00:32:21Get out!
00:32:21Hello, everyone.
00:32:28I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:30Some of you may know me as I've grown up here and...
00:32:34Hudson!
00:32:37Jesus Christ.
00:32:40Look, when it comes to the ski resort,
00:32:42I am not gonna let anything happen to Hudson...
00:32:44Murderer!
00:32:47What?
00:32:54Get the fuck out of my town!
00:32:55What the hell of Mandrake told the ski resort was a done deal.
00:33:04Set me up in there!
00:33:05I was trying to help you.
00:33:06If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:10Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:13I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:14Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:16Set me up in there.
00:33:17I was trying to help you.
00:33:18If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:22Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:28Okay.
00:33:37Are you screwing with me?
00:33:39Or do you really want to help?
00:33:44Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:52Your mother called, she knows you're in town
00:33:56Shit
00:33:58Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:03You must know, it's because she still thinks I'm married
00:34:07And I don't want to hurt her
00:34:10Maybe he does have a heart
00:34:12You know what, fine
00:34:15Tell her I'll be there
00:34:17But track down my ex-wife's phone number
00:34:19And if she doesn't completely hate me
00:34:22Tell her we're going to have to pretend again
00:34:24I'll pay her whatever she wants
00:34:26He'll pay me?
00:34:29Asshole
00:34:30I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am
00:34:34Hi
00:34:40You're, um, you're
00:34:44Penelope?
00:34:45Yeah, yeah, Penelope, uh, uh, uh
00:34:48Um, listen
00:34:54I have a question for you
00:34:58It's going to sound really crazy
00:34:59But just, you have to answer yes or no right away
00:35:02Okay?
00:35:03Uh, okay
00:35:04Marry me
00:35:09I'll give you five million dollars
00:35:16You just have to answer right now
00:35:19Hi, my dear
00:35:31Oh, I missed you
00:35:33Where's Wesley?
00:35:36Uh
00:35:36I'm so happy
00:35:40To finally have you both home for Christmas
00:35:42Yeah, me too, Mom
00:35:45This is going to be interesting
00:35:51Oh, uh, I think I'm going to go to the restroom
00:35:58I'll be
00:35:59Okay, sure
00:36:00Sure
00:36:01All right
00:36:06I'm up
00:36:08Wesley Mandrake
00:36:11You have a lot of explaining to do
00:36:16Listen, I know
00:36:17I've just been busy
00:36:19Busy?
00:36:23Oh, poor you
00:36:24Too busy
00:36:25To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:29Only one
00:36:30Who visits me is your wife
00:36:32I know
00:36:34Okay, there's a lot going on
00:36:36Okay, I have to take this
00:36:41Oh, I'll be my guest
00:36:43Sure
00:36:45You just missed your husband
00:36:51Fucking work
00:36:53As always with him
00:36:55Don't I know it
00:37:04All right
00:37:04Is she here yet?
00:37:10It's her
00:37:10She's here
00:37:11She's right here
00:37:12Where?
00:37:18Right
00:37:18Here
00:37:19This is the last one
00:37:27I'm so sorry
00:37:27I'm sorry
00:37:28I'm sorry
00:37:28What the fuck
00:37:36Is going on?
00:37:38Uh
00:37:38You know what?
00:37:43I think that our drinks
00:37:45Are almost ready
00:37:46From the bar
00:37:46So I'm going to go
00:37:47I'm going to go get those
00:37:48Back
00:37:49Done?
00:37:56Listen
00:37:58There's uh
00:37:59There's an emergency
00:38:00With the buyout in London
00:38:01Ma
00:38:02Listen
00:38:02I'm sorry
00:38:03I will make it up to you
00:38:05Okay
00:38:05Please
00:38:06Alright
00:38:08I suspect you
00:38:09Please
00:38:10It's Christmas
00:38:11I'm sorry
00:38:12Wesley
00:38:13Here we go
00:38:19Is he
00:38:22Is he here?
00:38:25He's not fucking here
00:38:27Cheers
00:38:28Cheers
00:38:29I do
00:38:38You may now kiss the bride
00:38:42You may now kiss the bride
00:38:42You may now kiss the bride
00:38:43You may now kiss the bride
00:38:44You may now kiss the bride
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride
00:38:46You may now kiss the bride
00:38:47You may now kiss the bride
00:38:48You may now kiss the bride
00:38:48You may now kiss the bride
00:38:49You may now kiss the bride
00:38:49You may now kiss the bride
00:38:50You may now kiss the bride
00:38:50You may now kiss the bride
00:38:51You may now kiss the bride
00:38:52You may now kiss the bride
00:38:52You may now kiss the bride
00:38:53You may now kiss the bride
00:38:53You may now kiss the bride
00:38:54You may now kiss the bride
00:38:54You may now kiss the bride
00:38:55You may now kiss the bride
00:38:56You may now kiss the bride
00:38:57You may now kiss the bride
00:38:58You may now kiss the bride
00:38:59You may now kiss the bride
00:39:00You may now kiss the bride
00:39:01You may now kiss the bride
00:39:02Gracias por ver el video.
00:39:32¿Qué es lo que está pasando?
00:39:36He had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:38Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:41Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:42Son, I think it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:46You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:40:00What the hell am I doing?
00:40:02What if this is a mistake?
00:40:25They're impressive, sir.
00:40:27What the fuck?
00:40:33All right, come on, guys.
00:40:34Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:37Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:39Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:42Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:44Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:46Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:50Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:53Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:40:57Winter, that...
00:40:58Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:00They're trying.
00:41:01Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:41:04Let's take it easy.
00:41:06You think that you can do better?
00:41:08Go ahead.
00:41:09Teach.
00:41:09Why teach?
00:41:13Teach.
00:41:15I can show.
00:41:20Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:41:23La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:24La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:26This is the season to be jolly.
00:41:30La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:32La-la-la.
00:41:32This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:34Show some of your, you know.
00:41:41Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:43Sex sells.
00:41:48Thank you, thank you.
00:41:55Honest to God, you love it.
00:41:59Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:01Yeah, it's really...
00:42:03Kill me.
00:42:04I know, right?
00:42:06Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:11Tomorrow?
00:42:12I can't.
00:42:13I'm busy.
00:42:15Wes, I need to go shopping tomorrow.
00:42:20Piper?
00:42:27I need you to take us shopping tomorrow.
00:42:31Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:33Uh, Piper?
00:42:34What did we talk about?
00:42:39So, how's 10 o'clock?
00:42:41Good?
00:42:42Fuck.
00:42:43Dude.
00:42:44Dude.
00:42:53Oh, my God.
00:42:54Oh, God, there's nothing in this town.
00:43:06Hey, you.
00:43:10Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:43:13Smile, baby.
00:43:22Smile, baby.
00:43:23Baby?
00:43:24He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:27Come on.
00:43:27Come on.
00:43:27Thanks.
00:43:28Thanks.
00:43:37Thanks.
00:43:37Are you clear?
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:43Uh...
00:43:44Sorry.
00:43:45Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:46Uh...
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:56Hey.
00:43:57Better call Becky with her good hair, bitch.
00:44:00What?
00:44:02Stay away from Wes.
00:44:04He's my boyfriend.
00:44:05And we're getting married soon.
00:44:09Oh.
00:44:10Is that right, twat?
00:44:12Oh, yeah?
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:14And next time you try to ruin one of our dates,
00:44:17I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:44:20You broke-ass gold digger.
00:44:22You got it?
00:44:23Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:32Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:44What is wrong with you?
00:44:51Get off of me.
00:44:52What are you doing?
00:44:54Get off of me.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:58Oh, okay.
00:44:59Okay.
00:45:00All right.
00:45:00Okay.
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:02Baby, she attacked me.
00:45:04She attacked me.
00:45:05All right.
00:45:06We need to get the hell out of here.
00:45:07Come on.
00:45:08I'm so sorry.
00:45:10What the hell?
00:45:13Wes?
00:45:14I expect her upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:45:22Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:28It's not like that.
00:45:30Then what's it like?
00:45:32It's complicated.
00:45:34It always is.
00:45:36Piper.
00:45:43Piper!
00:45:43Piper!
00:45:43Hello?
00:45:59Uh, Penelope?
00:46:01It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:03Don't hang up.
00:46:13Just let me say...
00:46:15I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole.
00:46:17What did I just say?
00:46:32I said that I'm not talking...
00:46:32What?
00:46:36Oh.
00:46:37Um.
00:46:38Nothing.
00:46:40What's up?
00:46:41Meet me for a drink.
00:46:46No.
00:46:48Listen, just come meet me for a drink,
00:46:50and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:54One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:46:57One drink.
00:47:04Whiskey, Billy.
00:47:05Now.
00:47:11I said one drink.
00:47:14Bye.
00:47:15Ah.
00:47:15Ah.
00:47:15Ah.
00:47:24Christmas.
00:47:25Drink with me.
00:47:26No.
00:47:27I can drink with you.
00:47:28Rich boy, I can do anything for you.
00:47:31Oh, okay.
00:47:32No, piss off.
00:47:32He's drinking with me.
00:47:34Bye.
00:47:36Yeah, no.
00:47:37Bye.
00:47:41Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:47I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:49What if I told you I could get you $5 million for the land?
00:47:58What?
00:48:00Hudson Falls Town Doctor just has $5 million laying around.
00:48:06What if I told you I could get it?
00:48:08Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:48:16Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:48:22What?
00:48:24You two.
00:48:25You and Mrs. Mandarick.
00:48:28Here is your check for $5 million.
00:48:31What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
00:48:46Whoa!
00:48:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh.
00:48:49My God.
00:48:50Okay, thanks.
00:48:51Spill alert!
00:48:52I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:53It was so good to see you.
00:48:55Good to see you two.
00:48:55Take care, okay?
00:48:57Bye.
00:48:58Let's see you.
00:48:59Thanks.
00:48:59What are you doing?
00:49:23What am I doing?
00:49:25Come on.
00:49:26Get in.
00:49:27Absolutely not.
00:49:29No, no.
00:50:00Okay, fuck it.
00:50:01Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:22Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:29Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:43Marie!
00:50:45Go back to the circus!
00:50:46You think that's cool?
00:50:50Look at her.
00:50:51She looks like a mutant.
00:50:56There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:00Because you do?
00:51:02Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:27I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:32Where the hell am I?
00:51:55Okay, come on, guys.
00:51:56I want the lights hung.
00:51:58Hung above that, right there.
00:52:02What are you doing?
00:52:03I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:52:05Just go take it, please.
00:52:12Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:52:17I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:18By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:23I'm not destroying anything.
00:52:25In fact, I'm going to make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:28You'll see.
00:52:29I bet.
00:52:31Listen, did we, uh...
00:52:34Last night?
00:52:37Piper!
00:52:38Piper!
00:52:38You've got to get up that mountain.
00:52:40Right.
00:52:40Now.
00:52:41What's wrong?
00:52:42It's Holly.
00:52:44They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:47Come on, guys.
00:53:00Holly!
00:53:00Get out of here.
00:53:01Come on.
00:53:02Holly!
00:53:03Oh, about time.
00:53:05What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:07Get this goddamn hippie out of here.
00:53:10Holly, what are you doing?
00:53:11If they try to take this cocksucker down, they'll have to go through me.
00:53:20We didn't talk about this.
00:53:22We need soil samples.
00:53:24Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:25Just get her the goddamn out of here.
00:53:29She has to go.
00:53:33You know what?
00:53:34No, Holly!
00:53:34Stay there!
00:53:36Get her out of here now!
00:53:38You're a liar.
00:53:39I'm...
00:53:40Piper, listen.
00:53:43I don't...
00:53:44You know what?
00:53:44Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:46I quit!
00:53:48And you can find your own way home!
00:53:51Piper!
00:53:52Piper!
00:53:54You know these hippies?
00:53:57They don't trim their pubes.
00:54:00What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:03I don't know.
00:54:03You figure it out.
00:54:04Never let the party die!
00:54:08Oh, fuck.
00:54:14God bless everyone.
00:54:18Ew.
00:54:24Hello?
00:54:26Nellope, don't hang up.
00:54:28You have five seconds.
00:54:30Meet me for coffee.
00:54:31Please.
00:54:32No.
00:54:34I need to talk to you.
00:54:36Please.
00:54:39Fine.
00:54:40Whatever.
00:54:40Whatever.
00:54:40I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:03Well, here we go.
00:55:06Wait.
00:55:20What are you doing here?
00:55:25Wait.
00:55:28What are you doing here?
00:55:29I, uh...
00:55:35I wanted a coffee.
00:55:41Is that okay with you?
00:55:45Yeah.
00:55:46Yeah, no.
00:55:47Of course.
00:55:47I just...
00:55:49I thought...
00:55:50You thought what?
00:55:54Nothing.
00:55:55You look really pretty.
00:56:09What?
00:56:11Well, I waited long enough.
00:56:13Go away.
00:56:26I'll leave you alone.
00:56:27Just one last favor.
00:56:29No.
00:56:30Please.
00:56:31Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:34Why?
00:56:35Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:39Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:42Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:45I think she hates me.
00:56:47Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:48She does.
00:56:49Fine.
00:56:50Leave it here and get out.
00:56:51It's...
00:56:59It's...
00:56:59It's...
00:57:01It's...
00:57:20Es...
00:57:22Beautiful.
00:57:24I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:35Hello?
00:57:35Hello?
00:57:36Mm-hmm.
00:57:50Oh my god, it's Wes Mandrake, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:18¿Quieres un café, por favor?
00:58:28¡He's coming over!
00:58:31¡He's coming over!
00:58:37¡Hi!
00:58:38Uh, hi.
00:58:42¿Qué es tu nombre?
00:58:43Uh, I'm Penelope.
00:58:47Penelope.
00:58:49I'm Wes.
00:58:51Yeah, I know who you are.
00:58:57Just...
00:58:58I don't know.
00:58:59I'll...
00:58:59Oh, oh, well
00:59:29Bye
00:59:32What are you doing?
00:59:41This dress is not for you
00:59:42Yes, it is
00:59:45You toolbox
00:59:46She wasn't home
00:59:47I didn't want to leave it outside
00:59:49I guess
00:59:56You do look pretty good
00:59:59Hudson Falls
01:00:04We want to thank you
01:00:06For your hospitality
01:00:07This Christmas season
01:00:09So to show our gratitude
01:00:11We have a very special guest for you this evening
01:00:14Miss Winter Taylor
01:00:16Jesus Christ
01:00:24What the fuck now?
01:00:25Santa came down my chimney last night
01:00:46What a mess you made
01:00:48He gave me a fry
01:00:50Santa
01:00:50Next time
01:00:54Use the front door
01:00:56Santa
01:00:57Next time
01:00:58Use the front door
01:01:00Santa
01:01:00Next time
01:01:01Use the front door
01:01:03Santa
01:01:04Next time
01:01:05Use the front door
01:01:06Santa
01:01:07Next time
01:01:08Use the front door
01:01:10¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
01:01:40Yeah, it was really, it was, uh, um, you know, what's that hat made of? Here, take that, please.
01:01:51And a bear, dum-dum.
01:01:55What is she doing here?
01:01:57Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:02:00Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:02Wait, you're related?
01:02:05She's my little girl.
01:02:08That explains a lot.
01:02:10Wait, is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:16Wes, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:18Thank you, yeah, please, um, ladies.
01:02:21I went by Wes's office today.
01:02:31He wasn't there.
01:02:33Do you know anything about that, slut?
01:02:35Yep, he was with me.
01:02:39No.
01:02:45Whoops!
01:02:50Whoops!
01:02:54What is wrong with you?
01:02:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:02:57What happened to your dress?
01:02:59Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:01That is not true.
01:03:03Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:06Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:12What's wrong with you?
01:03:13Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art ski resort.
01:03:23Piper, wait, Piper, wait, Piper, are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:35Piper, wait, you and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:50Wes, baby!
01:03:53Piper?
01:03:56Piper?
01:04:05Dakota?
01:04:08Dakota, do not attack me right now.
01:04:11I know I said to attack me when I least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
01:04:16Don't do it.
01:04:20God damn it.
01:04:25Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:31I don't know, I just, I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and we would fall in love.
01:04:42It's so stupid.
01:04:43God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:44Hey.
01:04:45Hey.
01:04:47You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:50My son is.
01:04:52Oh, gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what he had.
01:04:57So angry.
01:05:01Um, I'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:05:08I'll be right back.
01:05:16Hi, Mom.
01:05:18Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:24You're on my shit list.
01:05:26I hope you know that.
01:05:27Ma, I...
01:05:31I'm sorry.
01:05:35All right?
01:05:39So?
01:05:41What's your wife?
01:05:46What?
01:05:48Your wife?
01:05:49How is she?
01:05:50I'm not sure.
01:05:56Hmm.
01:05:58Yeah.
01:05:59I know.
01:06:00I know.
01:06:14How do you know Piper?
01:06:15How do you know Piper?
01:06:28Piper?
01:06:30Piper who?
01:06:31It's Penelope.
01:06:32Your wife.
01:06:33Penelope Mandrake.
01:06:44Is Piper White?
01:06:48Wes?
01:06:52Piper.
01:06:55Penelope.
01:06:56Penelope.
01:06:59I didn't know.
01:07:01Doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:02This whole time?
01:07:11If you would have came back, you would have actually gotten to know me.
01:07:16I had to go.
01:07:18I had to.
01:07:19Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:07:22No.
01:07:24No.
01:07:25Then what?
01:07:27I had to leave.
01:07:30Why?
01:07:31That night, those men were after me, Piper.
01:07:37What is he?
01:07:38Oh my God, my nose!
01:07:40He broke my nose!
01:07:45I had to leave.
01:07:47I didn't have a choice.
01:07:50The men that were after me, they weren't going to stop.
01:07:53They were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:07:57And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:08:03Bullshit.
01:08:03You left because you never cared about me.
01:08:05Is that what you think?
01:08:07I've always looked out for you.
01:08:09You took pity on me.
01:08:12I protected you.
01:08:14You're just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:08:16You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:08:18You don't know me.
01:08:19You were gone for the last five years.
01:08:21You just left me here.
01:08:23We had an agreement.
01:08:25What'd you want me to do?
01:08:28I wanted you to call me!
01:08:30I wanted you to come see me!
01:08:32I wanted you to do anything!
01:08:34Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me!
01:08:37I loved you!
01:08:42I still love you!
01:08:43I always have!
01:08:44Don't you get that?!
01:08:48No.
01:08:50I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:54It was never about the money.
01:08:58I just wanted you.
01:09:07Viper, what do you want me to do?
01:09:14I want you to go.
01:09:16And I want you to get out.
01:09:18And I want you to never come back!
01:09:19You destroyed our town!
01:09:21You don't even care!
01:09:22You're heartless!
01:09:25I'm heartless?
01:09:30You want me to leave?
01:09:32Is that what you want?!
01:09:33You know what?
01:09:37Fine.
01:09:38Fine.
01:09:39I'll go back to Manhattan
01:09:40with my money
01:09:42and my rich friends
01:09:43and my fucking life.
01:09:46And you can stay right here.
01:09:49Just sit
01:09:50with all the other fucking losers.
01:09:54These poor fucks
01:09:55who won't amount to anything in their life.
01:09:58Go ahead.
01:10:00Knock yourself out!
01:10:02I hate you!
01:10:03I hate you!
01:10:08Get out!
01:10:09Get out!
01:10:10Get out!
01:10:10Get out!
01:10:14Just go.
01:10:17Please.
01:10:19Hey.
01:10:21Merry Christmas.
01:10:27Wes.
01:10:28Wes.
01:10:30Please, honey.
01:10:30Please stay.
01:10:31Stay.
01:10:32It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:33Mom, listen.
01:10:35I gotta go.
01:10:35I'll see you in the city
01:10:36for New Year's.
01:10:37Okay?
01:10:38Honey, please.
01:10:40Just for once.
01:10:41No.
01:10:42I have to go.
01:10:43I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:45I'm sorry.
01:10:45Good job.
01:10:54Good job.
01:10:58Heels off.
01:11:01What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:05What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:11Pee-pee?
01:11:12Pee-pee?
01:11:12Pee-pee?
01:11:15Look at me.
01:11:16I am not your baby.
01:11:19I will never be with you, Winter.
01:11:22Daddy?
01:11:24Get back here.
01:11:25Get the fuck back here.
01:11:27We had a deal, you little shit.
01:11:28What was that?
01:11:33What was that?
01:11:44Do something!
01:11:45Do something!
01:11:45Cancel London.
01:11:56You take the chopper back to the city,
01:11:59I'll get my own ride.
01:12:01I need to be alone right now.
01:12:05Of course.
01:12:05Oh, and sir, Merry Christmas.
01:12:21Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:12:35Yeah, real nice!
01:12:42Merry Christmas.
01:13:02Manhattan?
01:13:03And if you turn the Christmas music off,
01:13:05I'll give you $1,000.
01:13:06Merry Christmas.
01:13:12I did it!
01:13:21You did it!
01:13:22I did it!
01:13:24I'm a hero!
01:13:25I'm a hero!
01:13:27You are.
01:13:34You're not first.
01:13:36You're not first.
01:13:42Merry Christmas, baby.
01:14:13Listen.
01:14:14Why don't we open presents now?
01:14:16And then I was thinking
01:14:17we'd take a plane to Portugal
01:14:18for New Year.
01:14:20What do you think?
01:14:21Hmm?
01:14:23What the hell are you doing?
01:14:27Wesley.
01:14:30I'm warning you.
01:14:32Careful.
01:14:37I think you should leave my apartment.
01:14:40Now.
01:14:42What do you think?
01:14:58What do you think?
01:14:59Asshole!
01:15:03Why do you want me?
01:15:06porque
01:15:12porque es crazy
01:15:14y no puedes dejar a alguien
01:15:17en una relaciĂłn
01:15:18no puedes dejar a alguien
01:15:19a quien te ame
01:15:20porque
01:15:23me encanta
01:15:24me encanta
01:15:25me encanta
01:15:27me encanta
01:15:27me encanta
01:15:28me encanta
01:15:29y siempre
01:15:29me encanta
01:15:30¿qué es eso
01:15:33de esa persona
01:15:34Âżeh?
01:15:35soy una buena persona
01:15:36¿qué es eso?
01:15:36¿qué es eso?
01:15:36¿qué es eso?
01:15:36¿qué es eso?
01:15:36¿qué es eso?
01:15:37¿qué es eso?
01:15:38no need to do the orangutans
01:15:39I'm sorry I'm rich
01:15:41I'm sorry I don't live
01:15:42in the woods
01:15:42with dogs
01:15:44like a lesbian
01:15:44I deserve to be loved
01:15:46too
01:15:47I gotta go
01:15:49no, no, no
01:15:50what
01:15:53what
01:15:54what
01:15:55what
01:15:59what am I supposed
01:16:03to do now
01:16:04Âżeh?
01:16:06where's Piper
01:16:15I don't know
01:16:17who cares
01:16:18it's Christmas time
01:16:21my dreams are dead
01:16:22y
01:16:36y
01:16:36y
01:16:36y
01:18:45¡No, Wes!
01:18:53¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
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01:19:53¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
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01:21:00¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
01:21:02¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
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01:21:08¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
01:21:12¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
01:21:14¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
01:21:16¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
01:21:18¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
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01:21:34¡SuscrĂbete al canal!
01:21:36Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:21:40Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:22:06Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
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