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Tears and Contracts (2025) – FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, he's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:00:57Come on!
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:15Two years of planning and finally this American tech is ours.
00:01:21It's more if they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:29And mannequins in their potties.
00:01:32Room service.
00:01:32Room service.
00:01:33Mission accomplished.
00:01:52Mission accomplished.
00:01:52she wants to go scuba diving i'll take her there might be a little oxygen malfunction
00:02:11she'll die doing what she loves no one will suspect a murder i'll even take care of her
00:02:17grandma too and everything is going to be mine it's just crazy about you man the mansion
00:02:23the porsche hey don't you feel anything for her yeah sure i do i just love money more can you blame
00:02:32me come on here to getting rich and not having to work for it my dream wedding is a complete sham
00:02:40he doesn't want to marry me he wants to kill me oh careful
00:02:50what does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners i'm sorry i'm a little busy having the
00:02:57worst day of my life
00:03:11another runaway bride classic
00:03:27grandma everything hurts
00:03:39why do i sound like a dude
00:03:43what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here i saved your life five more minutes
00:03:51when you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real why couldn't you have done this sooner you would
00:03:56have saved me a lot of time but you'll be dead and i'll be rich
00:04:01oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:07oh oh oh oh
00:04:11answer yourself motherfucker
00:04:13she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:18what do you mean that my grandma's dead what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with you
00:04:28dude listen you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want to stay away from
00:04:32my grandma you got it
00:04:33what the hell what the hell
00:04:38what the hell
00:04:41am i dead is this some freaky afterlife glitch why the hell am i inside someone else
00:04:50oh my god oh my god this isn't real
00:04:53this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real
00:04:55this isn't
00:04:55what i'm alive
00:05:06wait what what what's going on
00:05:08who the hell are you what are you doing in my body
00:05:11i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do
00:05:14you're that suicidal bride
00:05:17you're that jerk who crashed into me
00:05:20oh my god
00:05:20okay what'd you do
00:05:22my identity's complicated
00:05:24if you don't want any trouble you need to stay with me 24 7
00:05:27excuse me i'm blair woods heiress to the woods family
00:05:31i'm not gonna spend 24 7 with a filthy stranger
00:05:33stranger
00:05:34fine let's get married
00:05:37what oh my god you're completely insane
00:05:39you were running from your wedding right
00:05:41okay i'll go back and tell them that i changed my mind
00:05:44the wedding is back on
00:05:46no no no no no
00:05:46he's trying to kill me absolutely not
00:05:49you cannot do that
00:05:50it's your choice
00:05:52him or me
00:05:54it's your choice
00:05:58him or me
00:05:59fine fine
00:06:02what the hell
00:06:13my boyfriend says you're trash so congrats
00:06:17you're dumped
00:06:18okay you need to work with me here
00:06:21too short
00:06:22excuse me they're too short
00:06:23what are you doing
00:06:30this guy is obviously you think you don't fall for a pretty boy act like his
00:06:35okay well it's better be a pretty boy than a murderous con man
00:06:38so and you know what guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me
00:06:41i mean i'm fiance so dream on loser
00:06:45what the
00:06:46blair
00:06:48i'll be waiting for you when you come to your sentence okay
00:06:51well
00:06:56great chasing men sucks
00:06:57that's a coward
00:06:59fine
00:07:00fine
00:07:01fine
00:07:02okay let's get married
00:07:03on one condition
00:07:04we try to switch back first
00:07:06and if that doesn't work
00:07:07then
00:07:08we'll meet you at the church
00:07:11fair enough
00:07:12don't disappoint me
00:07:14fiance
00:07:15okay
00:07:19okay but like
00:07:20how do we switch back
00:07:21can we just like crash into each other again
00:07:22i'm game
00:07:24go stand in the middle of the road
00:07:26i'll grab my car
00:07:27you know i'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill so
00:07:29screw it
00:07:33let's get married
00:07:33get ready to kneel
00:07:35kneel
00:07:35yeah
00:07:36all right
00:07:41857
00:07:42all right
00:07:46what's your name
00:07:46uh blair woods
00:07:48buddy
00:07:49i asked your name
00:07:50not your fiance's
00:07:51oh
00:07:51uh
00:07:52uh
00:07:53come here
00:07:55what did i have to
00:07:56what's your name
00:07:57the young mole
00:07:58the young mole
00:07:59uh-huh
00:08:01are you too
00:08:02sure about this
00:08:03yep
00:08:04because i've seen a lot of couples come through here and
00:08:07i'm not gonna lie
00:08:08this woman might need a checkup from the neck up
00:08:10excuse me
00:08:11wait are you calling me crazy
00:08:12we're certain
00:08:14please process our application
00:08:15yeah
00:08:16please
00:08:17all right
00:08:19do you know when she's gonna show up
00:08:30no
00:08:31oh great
00:08:32you're getting married dressed like this
00:08:41it's a fake marriage your highness
00:08:43stop whining
00:08:44ugh
00:08:45it's a fake marriage your highness
00:08:49stop whining
00:08:50ugh
00:08:50my first wedding and i'm gonna be married to you
00:08:53yeah it's not like i'm thrilled about it either
00:08:55liam lowell
00:08:58do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
00:09:00through wealth
00:09:01hardship
00:09:02and everything in between
00:09:03he does
00:09:04all right then
00:09:04in blair woods
00:09:06the same stuff
00:09:06wonderful
00:09:07take that as a yes
00:09:09please exchange rings
00:09:12rings
00:09:14no we are not at the kissing party yet
00:09:17wait
00:09:19stop
00:09:21wait
00:09:21wait
00:09:23watch out
00:09:24god
00:09:25wow
00:09:35wow you really came prepared
00:09:36okay
00:09:38i now pronounce you husband and wife
00:09:41you may kiss the bride
00:09:44yep no i can't do it
00:09:53excuse me under normal circumstances you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life
00:09:57well this is just a temporary arrangement
00:09:59is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two
00:10:04look pastor it's not really like we had a choice otherwise i wouldn't
00:10:08i know you know me in my dreams
00:10:12you come visit and i make a scene
00:10:16you know we're passionate
00:10:18i really had a good kisser all night
00:10:19this ring is like insanely unique
00:10:27i never pegged you for the uh
00:10:29classy sentimental type
00:10:31it's kind of hot though
00:10:32it was my foster mother's
00:10:35it was her husband's final gift to her
00:10:37oh my god no i'm so sorry this must be like super important to you here
00:10:39you should take it back
00:10:40no we're married
00:10:40it's yours now
00:10:42plus i promised your grandma i'd protect you
00:10:45and i used that ring as a good luck charm for years
00:10:48now i can protect you instead
00:10:50no
00:10:52all right let's go home
00:10:54husband
00:10:55maybe you're not as annoying as i thought
00:11:07oh my god
00:11:19what are you doing
00:11:23i'm posting on my ig duh
00:11:24it's like totally where normal people live on tv
00:11:27okay um well princess
00:11:30welcome to your new life
00:11:32follow me
00:11:33so this is it
00:11:46my closet is bigger than this entire place
00:11:49someone swore for richer or poorer back at the church
00:11:52or is it all just for show
00:11:54okay well then by that same vow you're stuck with me forever too so
00:11:57no forever is not that long you could die any day
00:12:00wow morbid but um are we sure about this place because we could always just like stay alive
00:12:06no not an option
00:12:07look
00:12:07if you want to stay alive you'll stay put right here
00:12:12why
00:12:13salty little princess
00:12:16you don't know who i am
00:12:20what i do
00:12:21and you still follow me home
00:12:23aren't you afraid
00:12:25what i might do
00:12:26what oh what or what is that supposed to mean
00:12:29what are you planning
00:12:30look relax
00:12:31all i'm saying is
00:12:33we swapped bodies
00:12:34which means
00:12:35things might happen
00:12:37and if they do
00:12:39happen
00:12:40you need to accept it
00:12:42and stay quiet
00:12:43like what things
00:12:45well like the fact that the body you're in right now
00:12:48belongs to a secret agent
00:12:50i'm sorry
00:12:54i'm sorry
00:12:54a what
00:12:57i'm sorry
00:13:01i'm sorry
00:13:02a what
00:13:04i knew he was trouble
00:13:07this is what i get for trusting a hot stranger
00:13:10i need to get out of here
00:13:12fast
00:13:13are you trying to leave
00:13:20it's too late
00:13:21my identity is classified
00:13:23you know too much
00:13:25okay wait just please don't kill me i'll stay put i swear
00:13:27okay relax
00:13:28look
00:13:28as long as you don't do anything stupid
00:13:31i won't touch you
00:13:32you're my wife
00:13:33wait a second
00:13:36okay so if you're a secret agent
00:13:39doesn't mean people are like
00:13:40trying to kill you
00:13:42exactly
00:13:43that's why i brought you here
00:13:45this is a safe house
00:13:47and if you want to stay alive
00:13:49you need to stay close to me
00:13:50i never thought i would live in as a secret agent
00:13:54yeah
00:13:55get used to it
00:13:56go wash up
00:13:58it's almost that time
00:13:59but there's only one bed
00:14:01no no no
00:14:10it was on the bed
00:14:11you get the couch
00:14:12no move it
00:14:13this is my bed
00:14:14don't you have any chivalry
00:14:15it's ladies first
00:14:16i am a secret agent
00:14:17not a knight
00:14:18besides
00:14:19take a look in the mirror
00:14:20are you really a lady
00:14:21i don't care
00:14:22i'm sleeping in this bed
00:14:23for the record
00:14:24this is my house
00:14:25didn't you say you were going to protect me
00:14:28and now i can't even sleep in a real bed
00:14:30fine
00:14:32you take the bed
00:14:33thank you
00:14:34no funny business
00:14:35close the door
00:14:37never thought i'd actually get married
00:14:49wait
00:14:56no way
00:14:57am i actually catching feelings for that entitled princess
00:15:03what happened
00:15:15what
00:15:15what happened
00:15:16this
00:15:17this is worse than a gas station next to l.a.s
00:15:20what
00:15:21what is this
00:15:22is this supposed to be soap
00:15:24yeah
00:15:24obviously
00:15:25listen up babe
00:15:26if this sketchy soap
00:15:27comes near that face
00:15:28worth an estimated 30 million dollars in skin care
00:15:30i will legit
00:15:31yeet your favorite appendage
00:15:33straight down the toilet
00:15:33got it
00:15:34grab your wallet
00:15:37it's time for retail therapy
00:15:39okay
00:15:42let's go
00:15:43hmm
00:15:47hmm
00:15:49hmm
00:15:50hmm
00:15:53shit
00:15:53no
00:15:54god
00:15:55this woman is terrifying
00:15:56hmm
00:15:57what are you doing
00:15:59shit
00:16:00hmm
00:16:02hmm
00:16:03hmm
00:16:04trust
00:16:08process
00:16:09hey
00:16:12don't move
00:16:14be a good girl
00:16:15okay
00:16:16ah
00:16:18slash
00:16:40slay
00:16:42mom
00:16:43mom
00:16:45i guess your face really is worth 30 million dollars
00:16:48oh look you're finally getting good taste
00:16:50welcome to the globe club
00:16:51this shade
00:16:54would look fire on you
00:16:56do you wanna try
00:16:57no
00:16:58i'll take everything
00:17:01ma'am
00:17:03these are limited edition
00:17:04they're like a hundred dollars each
00:17:06my treat
00:17:08okay so like how does this work
00:17:18all right put that down i'll show you
00:17:21i hate it
00:17:32okay
00:17:35uh don't move
00:17:36or
00:17:37i might cut you
00:17:38wait
00:17:39you're gonna put that on
00:17:42no
00:17:43what
00:17:43yeah
00:17:44i'm here
00:17:45is it hot in here
00:17:52or am i crushing on my own face
00:17:55okay don't worry
00:17:59rinse it off in your shower
00:18:00oh
00:18:01shower
00:18:02all right
00:18:22no peeking
00:18:23yeah trust me
00:18:24your body's not really on my must see this
00:18:26ouch
00:18:27really much
00:18:28okay watch it
00:18:29careful
00:18:29somebody named raven
00:18:51should i pick it up
00:18:52um
00:18:53yeah
00:18:54whatever he says
00:18:56just say
00:18:56mhm
00:18:58simple
00:18:59yo man
00:19:03you've been straight up ghost mode for days
00:19:05do you miss me
00:19:06or what
00:19:07mhm
00:19:08let me guess
00:19:10you dodging another hit squad or something again
00:19:12mhm
00:19:14figures
00:19:16you're basically untouchable anyway
00:19:18i got you a fresh gig lined up
00:19:20mugs me up
00:19:21and i'm waiting downstairs
00:19:22oh
00:19:24mhm
00:19:25mhm
00:19:26so your boy's outside
00:19:30and he said something about
00:19:31on the show
00:19:31what
00:19:31what the hell
00:19:32did you agree
00:19:32well you told me that
00:19:33mhm
00:19:34so i
00:19:34mhm
00:19:34okay
00:19:35wait hold up
00:19:42what are you doing
00:19:43what is your problem
00:19:44at least
00:19:45on some underwear
00:19:46well it's about time you let me in
00:19:58i
00:19:59am i interrupting something
00:20:03see
00:20:07so
00:20:19who's this
00:20:21my husband
00:20:22uh
00:20:24i mean
00:20:25it's my wife
00:20:26bro you got married
00:20:28since when
00:20:29the uh
00:20:32yesterday
00:20:33accident introduced me to the love of my life
00:20:36and uh
00:20:37just
00:20:38we clicked
00:20:39instantly
00:20:40and uh
00:20:41decided to get married
00:20:42is there a problem
00:20:44wow
00:20:44you know i thought you and i really did have something
00:20:47but here you are getting married and not even telling me
00:20:51okay don't get any weird ideas
00:20:53i am straight
00:20:54so
00:20:54what brings you here in the middle of the night
00:20:58okay don't get any weird ideas
00:21:02i'm straight
00:21:03so
00:21:04what brings you here in the middle of the night
00:21:07i'm starting to see why you two are endgame
00:21:09she's as extra as you are
00:21:11anywho
00:21:12could you tell your girl to dip
00:21:14this is real talk
00:21:16nah man
00:21:17she's good
00:21:18she uh
00:21:18she knows what's up
00:21:19she
00:21:20she
00:21:21we don't gatekeep
00:21:21in this marriage
00:21:22bro you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up
00:21:25and spit you out
00:21:26the moment they go soft
00:21:28right
00:21:28guess the point
00:21:31skip the filler
00:21:32hold on
00:21:34didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life
00:21:41i tried to touch it once
00:21:43and you nearly snapped my wrist
00:21:44yeah
00:21:46yeah i gave it to her
00:21:47problem
00:21:48wow
00:21:49she really must be the one
00:21:53anyway
00:21:54here's your newest tip
00:21:56no
00:21:57it's not happening
00:21:58can't you see we just got married
00:22:00we are on our honeymoon
00:22:01bro you've been off the grid way too long
00:22:03you don't take this mission
00:22:07you fail the monthly evaluation
00:22:09which means you face the death challenges
00:22:11your wife
00:22:15or your life
00:22:16make your choice
00:22:18honeymoon can wait
00:22:23he'll take the job
00:22:24that's the spirit
00:22:26good luck you two lovebirds
00:22:29okay you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing
00:22:38right
00:22:38no relax
00:22:39i'll handle it
00:22:40come on
00:22:46hello
00:22:49blair woods
00:22:50you got married and didn't tell me
00:22:53oh
00:22:54you're so dead
00:22:57well
00:23:04care to explain yourself
00:23:07yeah he's a love of my life
00:23:09i'm all in
00:23:10rough
00:23:11with some feeling
00:23:13well
00:23:16care to explain yourself
00:23:18yeah he's a love of my life
00:23:21i'm all in
00:23:21rough
00:23:23with some feeling
00:23:25two days ago
00:23:29you dipped out of your engagement
00:23:30and now you marry this
00:23:32brando
00:23:32not on my watch
00:23:35think about the family's reputation
00:23:37no grandma
00:23:38grandma
00:23:38please
00:23:39please
00:23:40we truly love each other
00:23:42yeah he is so sweet
00:23:50grandma
00:23:52it's real love
00:23:54i swear
00:23:54i'll hand over all my passwords
00:23:56okay
00:23:57bank accounts
00:23:57crypto
00:23:58netflix
00:23:58literally everything
00:23:59what
00:24:00yeah
00:24:04he is gonna give me
00:24:06everything
00:24:06we don't need his pocket change
00:24:08we don't need his pocket change
00:24:13but fine
00:24:15if this kid makes you happy then
00:24:17oh
00:24:19oh
00:24:20oh
00:24:22mia
00:24:24how do you know about my migraines
00:24:38blair
00:24:39blair
00:24:39she mentioned it
00:24:41in passing
00:24:42you get really bad when you're stressed out
00:24:44i just thought i'd learn some hacks
00:24:46yeah
00:24:47just in case
00:24:49that's very sweet
00:24:51that's very sweet
00:24:53that's very sweet actually
00:24:53the last one couldn't even pretend to care
00:24:56all he did was ask me for my money
00:24:58i can't believe i was so blind
00:25:01grandma must be really disappointed in me
00:25:03my bad
00:25:05my bad grandma
00:25:05but it's over
00:25:06from now on
00:25:07i'm taking back full control
00:25:09sweetheart
00:25:11i get it
00:25:12a bad marriage is hell
00:25:14and even if it's moments before the vows
00:25:16you can walk away
00:25:17so
00:25:19love who you love
00:25:20i could be in london
00:25:22staring at the edge
00:25:24as for you
00:25:25if i ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter
00:25:29you'll regret it for the rest of your life
00:25:33as for you
00:25:37if i ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter
00:25:41you'll regret it for the rest of your life
00:25:45grandma
00:25:46i'm your precious granddaughter
00:25:49game time
00:26:01target's been spotted
00:26:03where is he
00:26:12what is taking him so long
00:26:14oh my god
00:26:16leo
00:26:17what happened
00:26:19what happened
00:26:19here let up
00:26:23no no no
00:26:24don't pass out
00:26:24don't pass out
00:26:25stay with me
00:26:26stay with me
00:26:26what happened
00:26:28did somebody ambush you
00:26:29mission's done
00:26:29but
00:26:30someone tagged me
00:26:31can't find the damn wound
00:26:33can't stop the bleeding
00:26:35that's it
00:26:36we're going to the ER
00:26:36no
00:26:37that's it
00:26:40we're going to the ER
00:26:40no
00:26:40no hospitals
00:26:42it's too risky
00:26:43you help me find the bullet hole
00:26:45i'll patch the wound myself
00:26:46okay
00:26:48okay
00:26:49uh
00:26:50uh
00:26:54uh
00:26:55Liam
00:26:58what day is it
00:27:01are you seriously checking a calendar
00:27:03while i'm bleeding out
00:27:04plot twist
00:27:08so
00:27:09you actually didn't get shot
00:27:11you just got your period
00:27:13sorry babe
00:27:15oh wait
00:27:22here
00:27:23breathe with me
00:27:24what's your play here
00:27:29i'm helping you with your cramps
00:27:30by holding my hands
00:27:33science
00:27:35a study showed that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain
00:27:39so
00:27:39even for fake couples
00:27:41study showed that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain
00:27:48so
00:27:48even for fake couples
00:27:51you know maybe you should try not talking
00:27:52oh and maybe you should stop reading fake news
00:27:55it's not fake news
00:27:56so
00:28:01are you feeling any better now
00:28:05i actually do feel less wrecked
00:28:08told you
00:28:09honestly i don't normally cramp this bad
00:28:12but i'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help
00:28:15yeah your endurance sucks
00:28:16finishing that mission nearly took me out
00:28:19looks like i'm flunking this evaluation
00:28:22why do you do it
00:28:27like real talk
00:28:28why do you do it
00:28:28the super secret agent stuff
00:28:30just seems like
00:28:31dangerous to you
00:28:32for my foster mom
00:28:35is it her
00:28:37she looks
00:28:45really kind
00:28:47she was
00:28:48she taught me how to survive
00:28:52hmm
00:28:53so this is how you got in the agency
00:28:57yeah
00:28:58i won't disappoint her
00:29:02okay
00:29:03i'll help you
00:29:03is the evaluation
00:29:05get your spot back
00:29:06no
00:29:07absolutely not
00:29:08end of discussion
00:29:08but no
00:29:12no
00:29:12absolutely not
00:29:13end of discussion
00:29:14you're not doing it
00:29:15i can't let you risk your life
00:29:17okay
00:29:18well
00:29:19uh
00:29:20besides me
00:29:21who else is gonna help you
00:29:21the body's yours
00:29:23the muscle memory's still there
00:29:24and all the other stuff
00:29:25i don't know
00:29:26you can
00:29:26like
00:29:27teach her
00:29:27you're the super secret agent right
00:29:28i don't think you understand
00:29:30how dangerous this job is
00:29:32can't afford to lose you too
00:29:36okay
00:29:37all right
00:29:37come on
00:29:38what
00:29:39you're planning on
00:29:40doing your dirty work
00:29:41in my delicate little body forever
00:29:42no
00:29:43i'm not doing this for free
00:29:45i want three favors from you
00:29:46non-negotiable
00:29:47fine
00:29:50what the hell just happened
00:29:59did she seriously just pat my head
00:30:01like i'm a puppy
00:30:02why
00:30:03why did that make me feel
00:30:04weirdly happy
00:30:05all right
00:30:07get it together
00:30:07lam
00:30:08it was just a kiss
00:30:09oh god
00:30:21what did i just do
00:30:22did i
00:30:23kiss him
00:30:25why the hell would i kiss him
00:30:27wait
00:30:28do i
00:30:29like him
00:30:31and my love for you
00:30:32was gonna stop
00:30:33wow
00:30:40you can actually cook
00:30:42for a second i was thinking you're promoting you to my future husband
00:30:45okay
00:30:46enough talking
00:30:47eat up
00:30:48it's the last moment of happiness you'll have today
00:30:50this
00:30:57this is the whole point
00:30:59that's just the table of contents
00:31:01okay so just out of curiosity
00:31:03is it too late to back out now
00:31:0549
00:31:1350
00:31:15okay keep going
00:31:17don't slow down
00:31:18this pen isn't humane
00:31:20that was just the warm up
00:31:22what
00:31:23oh
00:31:24oh
00:31:27oh
00:31:29oh damn
00:31:29my body's kinda hot
00:31:31oh
00:31:34oh
00:31:35oh damn
00:31:37my body's kinda hot
00:31:39okay
00:31:39hands to yourself
00:31:40that's enough for today
00:31:42i'll make you a protein meal
00:31:43baby i need you
00:31:48baby i do
00:31:50you know your body
00:31:52needs me too
00:31:54what are you doing
00:31:56now
00:31:57come through
00:31:58okay relax
00:32:02that's your own body
00:32:04when we switch back
00:32:06i am so writing a fantasy novel about this
00:32:08kissing myself
00:32:09a memoir
00:32:10don't you dare
00:32:11oh god don't flatter yourself
00:32:13the main character's not gonna be based on you
00:32:14but that's even worse
00:32:15anyway
00:32:18after lunch
00:32:19i have something special to show you
00:32:21oh
00:32:21let me guess
00:32:22uh rare jewelry
00:32:23ancient arms and axe
00:32:25oh i know
00:32:27uh limited edition air vest
00:32:28my babies
00:32:35impressive
00:32:36right
00:32:37these are what you call babies
00:32:38god i never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap
00:32:42now just pick one for me
00:32:45no
00:32:46you have to touch it yourself
00:32:47you'll know which one's right
00:32:49you're my wife now
00:32:51i won't allow anything to compromise your safety
00:32:54well technically i'm your husband
00:32:56well then
00:32:57pick a damn gun
00:32:59dear husband
00:33:01how about this one
00:33:07not bad
00:33:09it's an m200
00:33:10longest range sniper rifle on earth
00:33:12but
00:33:13it's bolt action
00:33:14it's definitely not beginner friendly
00:33:16okay
00:33:19this is fun
00:33:22this one
00:33:26i raise your weapon
00:33:44gun up
00:33:47tuck your elbow in
00:33:52are you listening
00:33:54are you even listening to me
00:34:01yeah
00:34:01please
00:34:02okay
00:34:04lesson one
00:34:06observation
00:34:07choose any target you want
00:34:10focus on
00:34:11or just
00:34:12wait
00:34:19oh my god
00:34:20that's tasha
00:34:21tasha my bestie
00:34:23oh
00:34:24that is wild
00:34:26what are the odds
00:34:27oh my god
00:34:27i'm gonna text her later
00:34:29who's cheating bastards
00:34:39don't
00:34:40no you're not
00:34:41well don't you look sexy
00:34:48so
00:34:52what happened with you and blair
00:34:54i want to talk about
00:34:55some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere
00:34:58and stole her from me
00:34:59what
00:35:00and you just gave up
00:35:02do you know
00:35:03how hard i work to introduce you to that cash cow
00:35:06do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible
00:35:12i'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog
00:35:18it's pathetic
00:35:19honey
00:35:21honey
00:35:21honey
00:35:22just stick with it a little longer
00:35:24do it for our baby
00:35:27we need
00:35:28her money
00:35:29i did everything for her
00:35:37i gave her everything
00:35:44when the meat girls bullied her
00:35:45at school
00:35:46who confronted him
00:35:47me
00:35:48and now she has the nerve to play kissy face with me
00:35:54okay you've been crying for three hours
00:35:58if you're that upset
00:35:59why don't you just say something
00:36:00i know
00:36:01you know what
00:36:03i should have
00:36:04i should have
00:36:06they're not gonna get away with this
00:36:08they used me for my money
00:36:13and i'm not gonna let somebody
00:36:15who betrayed me get off that easy
00:36:17and now she has the nerve
00:36:21to ask me out
00:36:24fine
00:36:29fine
00:36:30you wanna play
00:36:33let's play
00:36:35wait
00:36:40i fully endorse you giving them a reality check
00:36:43but i am terrible with vomit
00:36:45well and i suck at being a secret agent
00:36:46but you still owe me two favors
00:36:48remember
00:36:49wow okay
00:36:50so you're resorting to your husband
00:36:51to do your dirty work
00:36:52let's go
00:36:54to your husband
00:36:55where
00:37:15i haven't been able to stop thinking about you
00:37:19since you left me at the engagement party
00:37:21i get it
00:37:22i messed up
00:37:23and i'm sorry
00:37:24okay
00:37:25but i just
00:37:26i can't
00:37:27imagine life without you
00:37:29and hey
00:37:30i'm willing
00:37:32to forget the fact that you slept with other men
00:37:36if you just get back with me
00:37:38this manipulative piece of trash
00:37:40bastard
00:37:43you must be blair's new guy
00:37:50i'm tasha
00:37:51her best friend
00:37:53oh
00:37:54you mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiance
00:37:56oh you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiance
00:38:01that's new
00:38:03don't be like that
00:38:05you're kind of hot you know
00:38:07no wonder blair chose to be with you
00:38:09i have some self-respect
00:38:15and for the record
00:38:15i am not blair's boyfriend
00:38:17i'm her
00:38:17husband
00:38:18what
00:38:19already married
00:38:22well
00:38:23can't say i'm surprised
00:38:25blair's gorgeous
00:38:27and rich
00:38:28sure
00:38:28but in case you don't know
00:38:30she literally ran out on her wedding
00:38:32such a spoiled brat
00:38:34okay so then what's this
00:38:36this little ambush thing today
00:38:37is that all part of your master plan to force her back with ethan
00:38:39what do you get out of all this
00:38:40what do i get out of this
00:38:42oh baby
00:38:43nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable
00:38:47oh my god
00:38:49i'm grateful
00:38:50for one girl
00:38:51absolutely shameless
00:38:53i feel sorry for her boyfriend
00:38:56for a guy
00:38:57blair i just want to know what i did wrong
00:39:00you leaving wrecked me
00:39:02and
00:39:02i just want you to give us another chance
00:39:05what you're the one who's wrecked
00:39:07god what's next
00:39:08you're gonna say you have morning sickness because of me
00:39:10hey you
00:39:14backstabbing bitch
00:39:19you like sharing men so much
00:39:20keep your shared man to yourself
00:39:22are you insane
00:39:27you
00:39:28you're making things up
00:39:30oh
00:39:30that's how it's gonna go
00:39:31all right
00:39:32everyone
00:39:34airdrops on
00:39:35just let me get the door
00:39:37you bitch
00:39:47you spied on me
00:39:49watch out
00:39:51you cheated
00:39:53you lied
00:39:54and now you want to hit a woman
00:39:55nice job ethan
00:39:56you are a disgrace to mankind
00:39:58oh you're scared now
00:39:59five minutes ago you were such a badass
00:40:01if you ever show your face again
00:40:03i will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time
00:40:07both of you are gonna regret this
00:40:13you better watch your backs
00:40:15please
00:40:16did you see his face
00:40:27this is so exciting
00:40:29wait how did you get this footage
00:40:31oh please
00:40:32in my line of work
00:40:33i pick up a few hacking skills
00:40:35i don't think so
00:40:39whatever
00:40:43damn it
00:40:47nobody makes a fool
00:40:49out of me
00:40:50it's time to
00:40:51activate our little
00:40:53problem solver
00:40:54i'm going to destroy
00:40:56blair woods
00:40:57completely
00:40:58oh shit
00:41:05can you hear me of this
00:41:07hello
00:41:15miss woods
00:41:16you need to get back to the office right now
00:41:19something's gone down
00:41:20okay
00:41:23thank you
00:41:25bye
00:41:27jesus come on
00:41:29thank god you're here
00:41:37we've got a problem
00:41:38hi besties
00:41:40today we're confronting this woods company face to face
00:41:44let's get justice
00:41:46what exactly are you accusing us of
00:41:48this
00:41:50this is what your cream did to my face
00:41:53what
00:41:54that is impossible
00:41:55our face creams are made with all natural products
00:41:57there's no additives and we've never had a reaction to this ever
00:42:00you're all saying this right
00:42:02thousands of you are watching
00:42:03don't let them dislike me
00:42:05fine
00:42:06if you claim this product did that
00:42:09i'll test it right now
00:42:10and if there's a reaction
00:42:12i'll double your compensation
00:42:14oh yeah
00:42:15go on
00:42:16enjoy this specially enhanced cream honey
00:42:19let me guess
00:42:28you were hoping i'd slather this sulfuric acid lace cream on my face and burn it off
00:42:33how the hell does she know
00:42:35run this to the lab compared to stock samples
00:42:38i want results in an hour
00:42:39what
00:42:40no
00:42:41i would never do something like this
00:42:43do you know how important a face is to an influencer
00:42:46i would never risk my own face just to frame you
00:42:51wait
00:42:53wait
00:42:54you dare question me
00:43:01my wife's reputation
00:43:03nice style
00:43:05that face rash
00:43:06is makeup
00:43:07are you serious
00:43:08attempted assault
00:43:12defamation
00:43:12fraud
00:43:13congratulations
00:43:14your career as an influencer is over
00:43:16the security
00:43:17no no no
00:43:18i'm so sorry
00:43:19i didn't mean to
00:43:20it wasn't the same
00:43:21no
00:43:21let go of me
00:43:22i can go
00:43:23come on
00:43:24come on
00:43:25no
00:43:26no
00:43:27no
00:43:27no
00:43:27no
00:43:28no
00:43:29no
00:43:30no
00:43:31no
00:43:32no
00:43:33no
00:43:34no
00:43:35no
00:43:36no
00:43:37no
00:43:38no
00:43:39no
00:43:40no
00:43:41no
00:43:42no
00:43:43no
00:43:44no
00:43:46no
00:43:47no
00:43:56no
00:44:00no
00:44:01no
00:44:01I bet your ex-fiancée Ethan's behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you are gonna regret this.
00:44:11You better watch your backs.
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:20One day,
00:44:23I'm gonna blow his brains out.
00:44:25We're agents, not assassins.
00:44:27Quit pouting. Grab your jacket.
00:44:29We're going out.
00:44:38This place is nice.
00:44:39No, you're not here to party.
00:44:41Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:48You see that bartender over there?
00:44:50He's gonna take you to Marion.
00:44:52She hands out the assignments.
00:44:54Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:55Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers,
00:44:58so you'll have to go along.
00:45:01And, just a heads up,
00:45:03Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:45:09Of course she is.
00:45:10You really like broken hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:12Relax.
00:45:13Never even touched her.
00:45:15You're so messy.
00:45:17I see.
00:45:19I see.
00:45:20Hey, Brady.
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:44Let me get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:49Let's have a little fun.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:54Come on.
00:45:54Just relax a little.
00:45:56It's all right, aren't you?
00:45:58Come on, man.
00:45:58Just relax a little.
00:45:59Just relax a little.
00:45:59Back off.
00:46:00Take the seat.
00:46:01Come on.
00:46:01Just take the seat.
00:46:02Take the seat.
00:46:04You want to play rock, you little bitch?
00:46:17Okay.
00:46:17Look.
00:46:18You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:21I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you one.
00:46:26After we handle more pressing matters, you've got all night, baby.
00:46:33Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry, baby.
00:46:39Not tonight.
00:46:39Let me guess.
00:46:42This is about her.
00:46:43What?
00:46:47Are you serious?
00:46:50You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:55Excuse me.
00:46:57That is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent, Ray.
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:08Okay.
00:47:09Well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so.
00:47:15An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:26Wake up.
00:47:27This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:29There is no room for mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:33Well, save your concern.
00:47:44Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:50Of course.
00:47:50He's married, Blair.
00:47:52It could compromise everything.
00:47:58Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see if my little bird stays real.
00:48:07Or breaks.
00:48:13You little bitch, you want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:20Nighthawk?
00:48:21Ah!
00:48:26Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:27Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:28Nighthawk?
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:30My God.
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:31She said no.
00:48:32Mr. Nighthawk, please.
00:48:33I didn't know.
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:39Get lost.
00:48:39Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:50Are you okay?
00:48:59I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:01It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:16Yeah.
00:49:19Don't worry.
00:49:19And no one will protect you.
00:49:39Okay, careful.
00:49:40If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like me.
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I, you, you're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:51Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57It's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:02I mean, we, I technically, we're already married, so you could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:14I'll take care of you.
00:50:14Okay.
00:50:16It's not my way of living.
00:50:18Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:21I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:23But who, who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:28Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:32Uh, yeah, I mean, not ideal.
00:50:38But, um, I don't know.
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:49Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:55And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six as a man.
00:51:00Okay.
00:51:01Um, no, we, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:03It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:06Oh, my God.
00:51:09I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:15Um, let's get back to business, find out who our next target is.
00:51:21Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:23Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:27No, come on.
00:51:28I'm, I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:33That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:38They call it the X-Files.
00:51:40It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:44You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:50Ethan.
00:51:51Son of a bitch.
00:51:54Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:06Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:10It's definitely, Ethan.
00:52:13Fine.
00:52:15He wants to play dirty?
00:52:17I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:23Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:25Back when I was stupid.
00:52:27And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:31Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:42Nice.
00:52:47Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress.
00:52:52Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:55So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:57What the hell is PR doing then?
00:53:00Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:08Do the right thing.
00:53:09Ethan, step down now.
00:53:12Or I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:17Step down?
00:53:17I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:20You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair.
00:53:25You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:28Is this your company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:35Remove them.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove them!
00:53:39Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:41We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:43What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:48We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:49We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:50What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:53Okay, well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:54:00Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company,
00:54:05making her the majority shareholder,
00:54:07and as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:13Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:54:18No, no, no.
00:54:19You see, I built this company from...
00:54:22Nothing!
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me!
00:54:24Buddy, take a long, hard-looking man if you even have one.
00:54:28This company, I...
00:54:30My wife built it, and she gave it to you,
00:54:33and now she's taking it back.
00:54:34So, you got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing.
00:54:36We know about the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed a suit for predatory competition,
00:54:40so get ready to be served.
00:54:42Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:45I worked my ass off to get here,
00:54:47and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one?
00:54:51One damn thing without you feeling it too?
00:55:08Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:10I think it will seem to be safe.
00:55:13As long as you're safe.
00:55:14Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:26I don't care if you have to drag you around in chains.
00:55:28If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:37Ten years retired.
00:55:43I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint
00:55:46and choppered here tonight.
00:55:47Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:55Come on, doc.
00:55:56Let's do these two love groups in privacy.
00:55:58Why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:14I mean, what if you died?
00:56:17What the hell would I do then?
00:56:18It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:31If I could take the pain for you.
00:56:32I mean, what if I could take the pain for you?
00:56:34I mean, what if I could take the pain for you?
00:56:50We didn't say anything.
00:57:00No way
00:57:07We switched back
00:57:09No way
00:57:12We switched back
00:57:14Liam
00:57:16Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:18We switched back
00:57:30Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:34Waited too long
00:57:36It's gone, everything's gone
00:57:42You have to help me
00:57:43Pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:49This is on you
00:57:51So, if you don't want your little secret going public
00:57:54I suggest you help me
00:57:55Fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00This time, for good
00:58:02How are you feeling?
00:58:11Do you want something?
00:58:14What, do you need something?
00:58:17Didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well I did some research
00:58:22It turns out
00:58:24If it's somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:26Yeah, well I did some research
00:58:30It turns out
00:58:31If it's somebody you love, it actually works
00:58:34Um, okay
00:58:38Well, since you're so into me
00:58:42Um, I guess you can stay with my husband
00:58:47For a little longer
00:58:49You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can
00:58:59I mean, this whole
00:59:01Body switch nonsense happened
00:59:04But
00:59:04Sometimes we switch back
00:59:07I guess prayers really do work
00:59:11Um, I'm gonna get some water
00:59:18Wow, the infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman
00:59:32It's romantic enough to make me cry
00:59:34Almost
00:59:36Can you not?
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:40Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life, Liam
00:59:44How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:47He's right
00:59:48As long as she's with me
00:59:50She'll always be in danger
00:59:51What the hell do I do?
01:00:03You know, I do have to break up this little soap opera
01:00:05But you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:09Um, okay, I'm gonna just...
01:00:10You guys talk
01:00:11Well, spit it out
01:00:21Just a heads up, Liam
01:00:22You blew up the mission
01:00:24You pissed off the client
01:00:26Glory's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:28I'm just saying
01:00:30Watch your back
01:00:33Understood
01:00:35But no one's touching Blair
01:00:36Not now, not ever
01:00:38All this fuss
01:00:50For a girl
01:00:51You know what's funny?
01:00:55You raise a little bird long enough
01:00:57They start to think that they can fly
01:00:59All on their own
01:01:00I'm sorry, man
01:01:03Save it
01:01:03Go take your punishment
01:01:05This Blair Woods
01:01:12Has to die
01:01:15Hey, Queen
01:01:23What are you doing tonight?
01:01:24Wanna have some fun?
01:01:27Okay, cool
01:01:28Liam, we should go dancing tonight
01:01:32We can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:35Figures
01:01:38Guess you only stuck around because of the body swap
01:01:41Real husband material, huh?
01:01:45We should probably finalize the divorce
01:01:47What are you talking about?
01:01:53That was the deal, right?
01:01:56Once we switch back
01:01:57We call it
01:01:58Fine
01:02:01It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways
01:02:07Cheers
01:02:20You've been married for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even seen your husband
01:02:26Come on
01:02:27Bring him out tonight
01:02:29No, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:31We're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:33Yeah, but you still like him though
01:02:35I mean
01:02:37I
01:02:38Then go for it
01:02:41Playing it safe is never your style
01:02:43Wait, no girl
01:02:47You are wasted
01:02:48I'm calling a cab
01:02:50No
01:02:50No, come on
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:54Please
01:02:55You can go out whenever you want
01:02:56It's not like your husband's gonna stop you
01:02:58You don't have to say it like that
01:03:00Oh my god
01:03:05Who is this hottie?
01:03:21Oh my god
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:25How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:27Blair?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband
01:03:30Nice to meet you
01:03:33Damn, Blair
01:03:35Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked off a CQ cover
01:03:38Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street
01:03:42Seriously?
01:03:44Damn, girl
01:03:44You are so lucky
01:03:45What does he do?
01:03:48Um
01:03:48He's
01:03:50A model
01:03:51Yeah
01:03:52He's a model
01:03:53I knew it!
01:03:55Come on
01:03:56Show us some photos
01:03:57No, no
01:03:58Another time
01:03:59I promise
01:03:59But tonight
01:04:00I'm going to steal my wife away from you
01:04:01Because she's a little drunk
01:04:02What?
01:04:03No
01:04:03Bye, Blair
01:04:06I'm back soon
01:04:08Jeez, okay
01:04:13Slow down
01:04:14No, you're going too fast
01:04:16You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, ma
01:04:19Thanks, though
01:04:22Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up
01:04:25Even though you ignored my calls
01:04:27Asshole
01:04:28Well, I want more than just a thanks
01:04:31Okay
01:04:36Okay
01:04:37Just breathe
01:04:38Here
01:04:39And I'm going to put you right here
01:04:42Fall
01:04:43You okay?
01:04:47Thanks
01:04:48I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:50Wait here
01:04:52Ew
01:04:52What the hell?
01:05:10If you scream
01:05:12I'll kill you
01:05:13Flair
01:05:22Flair
01:05:22Flair
01:05:23Flair
01:05:24Ew
01:05:32Well, well
01:05:48Oh, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:54Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:56I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:05:59That look, I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:06Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:09Well, you are just a parasite living off of women's success, so why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute.
01:06:16Very cute.
01:06:17If you keep running your mouth, Blair, you're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:23You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:29Nice.
01:06:31Well, you want to know something fun, Blair, do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead.
01:06:37Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe.
01:06:40Big ones.
01:06:44Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:47Use every connection you have.
01:06:48No screw-ups.
01:06:51But if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually wants you dead.
01:06:59In your dreams, loser.
01:07:05You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:10A jam.
01:07:11Perfect.
01:07:12A jam!
01:07:14You got lucky.
01:07:17Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:18Hey, Blair.
01:07:26Hey, Blair.
01:07:37Are you okay?
01:07:38You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:40you okay you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:50i was scared scared that you'd get hurt because of me but i'm done pushing you away blair
01:07:56i'm not gonna let you go again how the hell did you find us
01:08:10my turn
01:08:14who sent you
01:08:19you were in way over your head
01:08:24fine i'll tell you i'll tell you it was the agency you know the ones that the legendary
01:08:39knight hawk works for you guys pissed off the
01:08:43what
01:08:45what
01:08:48stay behind me
01:08:53nice liam
01:09:05still sharp
01:09:07just as i trained you
01:09:17couldn't even get the job done
01:09:18still the nerve to run his mouth
01:09:20aesthetic
01:09:23long time to see blair
01:09:28you're looking more and more like your father all the time
01:09:34trust me
01:09:35that is not a compliment
01:09:37my father
01:09:41didn't anyone tell you
01:09:42i'm gloria
01:09:44liam's loving foster mom
01:09:46and your
01:09:48dear sweet aunt
01:09:49gloria
01:09:54what are you talking about
01:09:56of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:10:01she only ever had eyes for her
01:10:03precious son
01:10:04but don't worry
01:10:05i killed your father
01:10:07i just think i'm gonna kill you
01:10:10and then little old witch is next
01:10:11you mean that my father's death wasn't an accident
01:10:16no
01:10:17no
01:10:18he got in my way
01:10:21you all did
01:10:23the woods family fortune
01:10:25should have been mine
01:10:26and you liam
01:10:31time to come home good boy
01:10:34so you're choosing her
01:10:48over me
01:10:49i'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:52not even you
01:10:54fine
01:10:55then you will die with her
01:11:04what's happening
01:11:19poison gas
01:11:20now lay down and die quietly
01:11:23won't you
01:11:23what's happening
01:11:27poison gas
01:11:28now lay down and die quietly
01:11:30won't you
01:11:30you're breathing the same night that we are
01:11:33and you're still standing
01:11:34that means there must be an antidote
01:11:37clever
01:11:38must be that rotten wood family blood
01:11:41but knowing this won't save you
01:11:43i and i alone have the antidote
01:11:47you really are my finest creation
01:11:55was everything i did never enough for you
01:11:57i don't care
01:11:58i'm rewarded with mine
01:12:01and it will crush anywhere who gets in my way
01:12:03well i'm not your weapon
01:12:05and if you try to hurt her
01:12:07i'm gonna fight you with everything you got
01:12:09even after everything that you did
01:12:30grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:32to you
01:12:33she never stopped loving you
01:12:36you don't deserve any of it
01:12:38you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:40lies
01:12:42after we finish him
01:12:44you're next
01:12:45once i finish him
01:12:49you're next
01:12:50glory woods
01:12:55drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:56heads up in the air
01:12:59turn around slowly
01:13:00turn around slowly
01:13:00don't reach for anything
01:13:02drop the weapon now
01:13:03pass the top of your head
01:13:06stop moving
01:13:09don't resist lady
01:13:10turn around
01:13:11she's reaching for something
01:13:12okay
01:13:13sit back
01:13:14sit back
01:13:14i swear i will kill them both
01:13:18glory
01:13:19stop
01:13:20your brother
01:13:22he died trying to save you
01:13:24you think he abandoned you
01:13:26gloria no
01:13:27he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:31ten million dollars just to keep you safe
01:13:34he pushed you away
01:13:37just to protect you
01:13:39and even when you were gone
01:13:42he watched over you
01:13:44until the day he died
01:13:46you're lying
01:13:48you're just saying this
01:13:50you're trying to save her
01:13:51but i'm not falling for it
01:13:54enough
01:13:55this ends here
01:14:02you're under arrest
01:14:06put your hands behind you
01:14:07no
01:14:07no
01:14:07get off of me
01:14:08stop it
01:14:09who are you
01:14:10get the hell out of me
01:14:11do you
01:14:12get the hell out of me
01:14:14you okay
01:14:15former intelligence operative gloria woods
01:14:28arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:31source confirm she is the second daughter of the prominent woods family
01:14:35hey
01:14:37how did you find her
01:14:41you're good people
01:14:42don't let raven slacker vibe fool you
01:14:46when i'm just tracking his top tier
01:14:48didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:53aren't you angry
01:14:55i was
01:14:59but um
01:15:01i don't know
01:15:03now i just
01:15:03because i'm done
01:15:05caring
01:15:07from now on
01:15:11i'll be by your side
01:15:13wow
01:15:20beautiful
01:15:22okay just eat it
01:15:24i made it with love
01:15:25okay so uh
01:15:27forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now
01:15:30oh
01:15:31okay so
01:15:33what i'm hearing is
01:15:34you want me to feed you
01:15:36okay
01:15:36okay
01:15:38you know what i want more than pasta
01:15:44okay what
01:15:46you
01:15:47blaire wins
01:16:00will you marry me
01:16:04again
01:16:06but for real to say
01:16:09yeah
01:16:11you
01:16:24you
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