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tears and contracts Full Movie - English Sub
tears and contracts Full Movie - English Sub
tears and contracts Full Movie - English Sub
tears and contracts Full Movie - English Sub
tears and contracts Full Movie - English Sub
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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off?
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:14And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21He's perfect.
00:00:22I mentioned Bollie once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:39Really?
00:00:41I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:13Oh.
00:01:15Two years of planning and finally this American tech is ours.
00:01:20Let's move.
00:01:21If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:25You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28And mannequins in their potties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:33Room service.
00:01:34Mission accomplished.
00:01:51Mission accomplished.
00:01:52She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:07I'll take her.
00:02:08There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:13No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:15I'll even take care of her grandma too and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:19She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:22The mansion.
00:02:23The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:28I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:32Come on, here.
00:02:33To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:40He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:44No.
00:02:45Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:02:58Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:14Classic.
00:03:15Classic.
00:03:15Classic.
00:03:15Classic.
00:03:15Classic.
00:03:15Classic.
00:03:15Classic.
00:03:16Classic.
00:03:16Classic.
00:03:17Classic.
00:03:37Classic.
00:03:38Everything hurts.
00:03:39Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:42what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here i saved your life
00:03:50five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real
00:03:53why couldn't you have done this sooner you would have saved me a lot of time
00:03:57but you'll be dead and i'll be rich
00:04:01oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:07hands to yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:17what do you mean that my grandma's dead what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with
00:04:27you dude listen you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want
00:04:31stay away from my grandma you got it what the hell what the hell what the hell
00:04:41am i dead is this some freaky afterlife glitch why the hell am i inside someone else
00:04:50oh my god oh my god this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't
00:04:55what i'm alive wait what what's going on who the hell are you what are you doing in
00:05:10my body i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do you're that suicidal bride
00:05:16you're that jerk who crashed into me oh my god okay what'd you do my identity's complicated
00:05:24if you don't want any trouble you need to stay with me 24 7
00:05:27excuse me i'm blair woods heiress to the woods family i'm not gonna spend 24 7 with a filthy
00:05:32stranger stranger fine let's get married what oh my god you're completely insane you were running
00:05:40from your wedding right okay i'll go back and tell them that i changed my mind the wedding
00:05:45is back on no no no no no no he's trying to kill me absolutely not you cannot do that
00:05:49it's your choice him or me
00:05:53it's your choice him or me
00:05:59fine fine but the second he's back we're getting divorced
00:06:04you i mean who's that guy
00:06:07what the hell my boyfriend says you're trash so congrats your doubts
00:06:18okay you need to work with me here too short excuse me too short
00:06:23what are you doing this guy is obviously using you don't fall for a pretty boy act like his
00:06:35okay well it's better be a pretty boy than a murderous con man so and you know what guys who
00:06:39try to kill women for money don't get to marry me i mean i'm beyonce so dream on loser
00:06:45what the blair i'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses okay
00:06:51every chasing men sucks as a coward
00:06:58fine fine fine okay let's get married on one condition we try to switch back first and if that
00:07:06doesn't work then i'll meet you at the turf fair enough don't disappoint me fiance
00:07:14okay but like how do we switch back can we just like crash into each other again
00:07:22i'm game go stand in the middle of the road i'll grab my car you know i'd rather be a bitter
00:07:28bride than roadkill so screw it let's get married get ready to kneel kneel yeah
00:07:35all right 8 57 all right what's your name uh blair woods buddy i asked your name not your fiance's
00:07:51oh uh uh what's your name are you two sure about this yeah cause i've seen a lot of couples come
00:08:06through here and i'm not gonna lie this room i need to check up from the neck up excuse me wait are you
00:08:11Are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Please process our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:18All right.
00:08:28Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:30No.
00:08:31Oh, great.
00:08:39You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, Your Highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:51My first wedding and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:53Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:55Look at that.
00:08:56Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:09:00Through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:03All right, then.
00:09:04In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:09Please exchange rings.
00:09:11Rings?
00:09:12No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:16Wait.
00:09:17Stop.
00:09:18What are you?
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:20Watch out.
00:09:21God.
00:09:22Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:37I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:41You may kiss the bride.
00:09:43The bride.
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45Yep, no.
00:09:46I can't do it.
00:09:47Excuse me.
00:09:48Under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
00:09:52Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:09:53Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:09:54Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:09:55Otherwise, I wouldn't have-
00:09:56I really am a good kisser all night.
00:10:00This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:01I never pegged you for the, uh-
00:10:02classy sentimental tight.
00:10:03It's kinda hot, though.
00:10:04This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:09I never pegged you for the, uh, classy sentimental tight.
00:10:18It's kinda hot, though.
00:10:19It was my foster mother's.
00:10:20It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:21Oh, my God.
00:10:22No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:23This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:24You should take it back.
00:10:25Oh, we're married.
00:10:26It's yours now.
00:10:27Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you, and I used that ring as a good luck charm
00:10:33for years.
00:10:34I'm so sorry.
00:10:35I'm so sorry.
00:10:36I'm so sorry.
00:10:37I'm so sorry.
00:10:38I'm so sorry.
00:10:39I'm so sorry.
00:10:40I'm so sorry.
00:10:41I'm so sorry.
00:10:42I'm so sorry.
00:10:43I'm so sorry.
00:10:44I'm so sorry.
00:10:45I'm so sorry.
00:10:46I'm so sorry.
00:10:47I'm so sorry.
00:10:48Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:50No.
00:10:51Alright.
00:10:52Let's go home.
00:10:53Husband.
00:10:54Fuck.
00:11:01Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:03Oh, my God.
00:11:04What are you doing?
00:11:06I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:08It's like totally where normal people live on TV.
00:11:09Okay.
00:11:10Um, well, princess.
00:11:11Welcome to your new life.
00:11:12Follow me.
00:11:13Follow me.
00:11:14Follow me.
00:11:16Okay.
00:11:17Um, well, princess.
00:11:18Welcome to your new life.
00:11:19Follow me.
00:11:20Hey.
00:11:21What are you doing?
00:11:22I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:23It's like totally where normal people live on TV.
00:11:24Is it?
00:11:25Okay.
00:11:26Um, well, princess.
00:11:27Welcome to your new life.
00:11:28Follow me.
00:11:29Well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:32Follow me.
00:11:45So this is it?
00:11:46My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Or is it all just for show?
00:11:54Okay, well then by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever too, so...
00:11:57No, forever's not that long.
00:11:58You could die any day.
00:12:00Wow, morbid.
00:12:01But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:04Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:07Look, if you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:12Why?
00:12:15Salted little princess.
00:12:17You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:23Aren't you afraid what I might do?
00:12:25What, uh, what are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:29What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:43Like what things?
00:12:44Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:55A what?
00:13:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:03I knew he was trouble.
00:13:07This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:10I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:18Are you trying to leave?
00:13:20It's too late.
00:13:22My identity's classified.
00:13:23You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait, just please don't kill me.
00:13:26I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:28Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:32You're my wife, really.
00:13:35Wait a second.
00:13:37Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like, trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:43That's why I brought you here.
00:13:45This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:50Oh, I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:54Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:57Go wash up.
00:13:58It's almost bedtime.
00:13:59But there's only one bed.
00:14:09No, no, no.
00:14:10It was on the bed, you get the couch.
00:14:12No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:15It's ladies first.
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a knight.
00:14:18Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:19Are you really a lady?
00:14:20Wait, I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:23For the record, this is my house.
00:14:26Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:31Fine.
00:14:32You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:47I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:49Wait.
00:14:55No way.
00:14:59Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:02Oh, my God.
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:15What happened?
00:15:16This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What is this?
00:15:22Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:23Yeah, obviously.
00:15:24Listen up, babe.
00:15:25If this sketchy soap comes near that face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:30I will legit yeep your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:33Got it?
00:15:34Grab your wallet.
00:15:37It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:41Okay.
00:15:42Let's go.
00:15:43God, this woman is terrified.
00:15:57What are you doing?
00:15:58Shit.
00:15:59Trust process.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:13Don't move.
00:16:14Be a good girl.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:15Slay.
00:16:42I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:48Look, you're finally getting good taste.
00:16:50Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:52This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:57No.
00:16:57I'll take everything.
00:17:02Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:04They're like $100 each.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:15Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:18All right, put that down.
00:17:19I'll show you.
00:17:25Wow.
00:17:27I hate it.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Uh, don't move, or I might cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:41You're going to put that on here?
00:17:42No.
00:17:43What?
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:45Oh.
00:17:50Is it hot in here?
00:17:52Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:55Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You rinse it off when you shower.
00:18:00Oh.
00:18:01Sh-shower?
00:18:01What?
00:18:02All right.
00:18:21No peeking.
00:18:22Yeah, trust me.
00:18:23Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:26Ouch.
00:18:27Really much.
00:18:27Okay, watch it.
00:18:28Careful.
00:18:29So many names, Raven.
00:18:38Should I pick it up?
00:18:52Um, yeah, um, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:58Simple.
00:19:01Yo, man.
00:19:03You've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:05Do you miss me, or what?
00:19:07Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess.
00:19:10You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:13Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures.
00:19:16You're basically untouchable, anyway.
00:19:18I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:20Muzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:23Uh, oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:28So, your boy's outside, and he said something about omission.
00:19:31What?
00:19:31What the hell?
00:19:32Did you agree?
00:19:32Well, you told me that, mm-hmm, so I, mm-hmm.
00:19:36Shit.
00:19:41Wait, hold up.
00:19:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:42What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:44At least, on some underwear.
00:19:56Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:58I...
00:19:59Am I interrupting something?
00:20:06Hm.
00:20:06So, who's this?
00:20:21My husband.
00:20:22My husband.
00:20:23Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:26Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:28The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life, and, uh, just, we clicked instantly, and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:42Is there a problem?
00:20:43Is there a problem?
00:20:43Wow.
00:20:44You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:47But here you are, getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:50Hmph!
00:20:51Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:52I am straight.
00:20:53So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:20:58I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as extra as you are.
00:21:11Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:14This is real talk.
00:21:16Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:17She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:19She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:22Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:29Get to the point.
00:21:31Skip the filler.
00:21:33Hold on.
00:21:37Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:40I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:45Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:50She really must be the one.
00:21:53Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:58Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:01Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:06You don't take this mission?
00:22:07You fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:14Your wife or your life?
00:22:17Make your choice.
00:22:22Honey, one can wait.
00:22:23He'll take the job.
00:22:24That's the spirit.
00:22:27Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:38No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:39Come on.
00:22:48Hello?
00:22:49Blair Woods.
00:22:50You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:56You're so dead.
00:22:57Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:07Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:09I'm all in.
00:23:11Well, with some feeling.
00:23:15Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:19Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23Well, with some feeling.
00:23:24Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:33Not on my watch.
00:23:35Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:37No, Grandma, Grandma.
00:23:39Please.
00:23:39Please.
00:23:40We truly love each other.
00:23:48Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:49Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:54Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:56Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:01Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:06We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:10We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:12But fine.
00:24:15If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:23Mia?
00:24:24Mia?
00:24:35How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:37Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:42Like, they get really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:44I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47Yeah.
00:24:48Just in case.
00:24:51That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:54The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:56Lee did just ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:01Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:03My bad, Grandma, but it's over.
00:25:06From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell,
00:25:14and even if it's moments before the vows,
00:25:16you can walk away.
00:25:18So, love who you love.
00:25:20As for you,
00:25:26if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:30you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:33Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:00Game time.
00:26:01Target's been spotted.
00:26:03Where is he?
00:26:12What is taking him so long?
00:26:15Oh, my God, Leon.
00:26:17What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:23No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:27What happened?
00:26:27Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done, but someone tagged me.
00:26:31I can't find the damn wound.
00:26:33I can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:35That's it.
00:26:35We're going to the ER.
00:26:36No.
00:26:39That's it.
00:26:39We're going to the ER.
00:26:40No.
00:26:41No hospitals.
00:26:42It's too risky.
00:26:43You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:44I'll patch the wound myself.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Liam, what day is it?
00:27:01Are you seriously checking a calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:07Plot twist.
00:27:08So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:11You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:21Okay.
00:27:22Here.
00:27:23Breathe with me.
00:27:27What's your play here?
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32I'm holding my hands?
00:27:33Shh.
00:27:33Science.
00:27:36Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:40Even for fake couples?
00:27:45Studies show that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:49Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:52And maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:27:56So?
00:28:03Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:08Told you.
00:28:10Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:12But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:16But I sure that mission nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:22Why do you do it?
00:28:27Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:28The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:30Just seems like dangerous to AF.
00:28:34For my foster mom.
00:28:36This is her?
00:28:43Well, she looks really kind.
00:28:47She was.
00:28:48She taught me how to survive.
00:28:52Hmm.
00:28:55So this is how you got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00And I won't disappoint her.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation going to get your spot back?
00:29:06No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:07End of discussion.
00:29:11But, no.
00:29:12No, absolutely not.
00:29:13End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:17Well, besides me, who else is going to help you now?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:24And all the other stuff, I don't know.
00:29:26You can, like, teach her.
00:29:27You're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:28I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37All right.
00:29:37Come on.
00:29:38What?
00:29:39You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:43I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:44I want three favors from you.
00:29:46Non-negotiable.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:58What the hell just happened?
00:29:59Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:02Why?
00:30:03Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:06All right.
00:30:06Get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:09Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:22Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:27Wait.
00:30:28Do I like him?
00:30:30And my love for you was first up.
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:42For a second, I was thinking of promoting you to my future husband.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:46Enough talking.
00:30:47Eat up.
00:30:47It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:49This is the whole plan.
00:30:59That's just the table of contents.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:02So just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out now?
00:31:1249.
00:31:1550.
00:31:1550.
00:31:16Okay.
00:31:17Keep going.
00:31:17Don't slow down.
00:31:18This plan isn't humane.
00:31:20That was just the warm-up.
00:31:22What?
00:31:26Oh, damn.
00:31:30My body's kind of hot.
00:31:33Oh, damn.
00:31:37My body's kind of hot.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:39Hands to yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:42I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:43Ugh.
00:31:44Baby, I need you back.
00:31:48I do.
00:31:50You know your body needs me too.
00:31:54What are you doing now?
00:31:57Come through.
00:31:59Just feel free.
00:32:01Okay, relax.
00:32:02That's your own body.
00:32:03Well, let me switch back.
00:32:06I am still writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:08Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:10Don't you dare.
00:32:11Oh, God.
00:32:12Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:12The main character's not going to be based on you.
00:32:14That's even worse.
00:32:17Anyway, after lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:20Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Rare jewelry.
00:32:24Ancient artifacts.
00:32:24Oh, I know.
00:32:26Uh, limited edition air vests.
00:32:34My babies.
00:32:35Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:43No, just pick one for me.
00:32:45No.
00:32:46You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:47You'll know which one's right.
00:32:50You're my wife now.
00:32:51I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:54Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:56Well, then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:06How about this one?
00:33:08Not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:12But it's bolt action.
00:33:14It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:24This one.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:29Can I raise your weapon?
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:46Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01Please.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:05Lesson one.
00:34:07Observation.
00:34:08Choose any target you want.
00:34:10Focus on it.
00:34:11You're listening to me.
00:34:12You're listening to me.
00:34:13You're listening to me.
00:34:14You're listening to me.
00:34:14Oh, my God.
00:34:18Wait.
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:20That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:23Oh, that is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:27I'm going to text her later.
00:34:28Hurry.
00:34:29Hurry.
00:34:29Hurry.
00:34:29Hurry.
00:34:37Those cheating bastards.
00:34:39I'm going to kill you.
00:34:40No, you're not.
00:34:46Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:48So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:55Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00And you just gave up?
00:35:02Why?
00:35:02Do you know how hard I work to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:06Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:11I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:18It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey, honey, just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:27We need her money.
00:35:32I did everything for her.
00:35:36I gave her everything.
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:51And now she has the nerve to play kissy face with Ethan.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset, why don't you just say something?
00:36:00I know.
00:36:02You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:12They used me for my money, and I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off that easy.
00:36:19And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:28Fine.
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:35Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with trauma.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent, but you still owe me three favors, remember?
00:36:49Wow.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:50So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54Dear husband.
00:36:54Blair, I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:22I get it.
00:37:22I messed up.
00:37:22And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:25But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:29And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back with me.
00:37:37This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:42Bastard.
00:37:43You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:50I'm Tasha.
00:37:52Her best friend.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:54You mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiance?
00:37:56Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with her friend's fiance?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:03Don't be like that.
00:38:05You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:07No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:12I have some self-respect.
00:38:14And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:16I'm her husband.
00:38:18What?
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:20Already married?
00:38:21Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:25Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:28But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:32Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:35Okay, so then what's this, this little ambush thing today?
00:38:37Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:39What do you get out of all this?
00:38:40What do I get out of this?
00:38:42Oh, baby.
00:38:43Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:49I'm grateful for one girl.
00:38:50Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:56For a guy.
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:39:00You leaving wrecked me, and I just wanted you to give us another chance.
00:39:05What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:07God, what's next?
00:39:08You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:13Hey, you.
00:39:17Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:18You like sharing men so much?
00:39:20Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:25Are you insane?
00:39:27You, you're making things up.
00:39:30Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:31All right.
00:39:32Everyone, air drops on.
00:39:35You bitch!
00:39:47You spied on me?
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:50You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:39:59Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:01If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:07Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:13You better watch your backs.
00:40:15Please.
00:40:16Did you see his face?
00:40:27This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait, how did you get this first?
00:40:31Oh, please.
00:40:32In my line of work, I pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:35I don't think so.
00:40:42If whatever.
00:40:44Ah!
00:40:46Damn it!
00:40:47Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:50Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely.
00:40:58Oh, shit.
00:41:06Can you help me with this?
00:41:14Hello?
00:41:15Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:19Something's gone down.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:26Bye.
00:41:27Jesus.
00:41:28Come on.
00:41:35Thank God you're here.
00:41:37We've got a problem.
00:41:39Hey, besties.
00:41:40Today, we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:44Let's get justice.
00:41:46What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:49This.
00:41:50This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:53What?
00:41:54That is impossible.
00:41:55Our face creams are made with all-natural products.
00:41:57There's no additives, and we've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:42:00You're all saying this, right?
00:42:02Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:04Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:05Fine.
00:42:07If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:10And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:14Oh, yeah.
00:42:15Go on.
00:42:16Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:18Let me guess.
00:42:29You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:38I want results in an hour.
00:42:39What?
00:42:40No.
00:42:40I would never do something like this.
00:42:42Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:46I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:54You dare question me?
00:43:01My wife's reputation?
00:43:04Nice sign.
00:43:05That face rash is makeup.
00:43:07Are you serious?
00:43:09She faked it?
00:43:10Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:13Congratulations.
00:43:14Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:16Insecurity.
00:43:17No, no, no.
00:43:18I'm so sorry.
00:43:19I didn't mean to.
00:43:20It was a mistake.
00:43:21No.
00:43:21Let go of me.
00:43:22Let me go.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25No.
00:43:26No.
00:43:26No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:34I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:38I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:40How'd she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance, no invite.
00:43:43It's weird, right?
00:43:45You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:49You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:55Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:56Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:43:59That is not a rookie move.
00:44:00I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind it.
00:44:05You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:11You better watch your backs.
00:44:14I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:16One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:25We're agents, not assassins.
00:44:28Quit pouting.
00:44:28Grab your jacket.
00:44:30We're going out.
00:44:30This place is nice.
00:44:40No, you're not here to party.
00:44:41Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:48You see that bartender over there?
00:44:51He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:52She hands out the assignments.
00:44:54Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:55Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so you'll have to go alone.
00:45:00And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:45:09Of course she is.
00:45:10You really have broken hearted everywhere, huh?
00:45:12Relax.
00:45:13Never even touched her.
00:45:15They're so messy.
00:45:19Messy.
00:45:30Hey, pretty.
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:44I'm going to get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:49Let's have a little phone.
00:45:51Fuck off.
00:45:51Come on.
00:45:54Just relax a little.
00:45:55It's all right, aren't you?
00:45:57Oh, my God.
00:45:58Just take a seat.
00:45:59Take a seat.
00:45:59Take a seat.
00:46:00Oh, my God.
00:46:01Just take a seat.
00:46:01Take a seat.
00:46:03Do you want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:05Okay, look.
00:46:18You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:20I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:22And I'm giving you one.
00:46:25After we handle more pressing matters, you've got all night, baby.
00:46:32Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry, baby.
00:46:38Not tonight.
00:46:40Let me guess.
00:46:42This is about her.
00:46:44What?
00:46:47Are you serious?
00:46:49You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me.
00:46:56That is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:00The elite agent ring.
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:08Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:47:13An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:26Wake up.
00:47:26This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:29There is no room for mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:33Well, save your concern.
00:47:44Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:50Of course.
00:47:50He's married, Blair.
00:47:52It could compromise everything.
00:47:58Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:03Let's see if my little bird stays real.
00:48:06Or breaks.
00:48:08You little bitch.
00:48:13You want to play rough?
00:48:14You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:19Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:27Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:28Nighthawk.
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:29My God.
00:48:30Are you deaf?
00:48:31She said no.
00:48:32It's a Nighthawk, please.
00:48:33I didn't know.
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:38Get lost.
00:48:43Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:45Are you okay?
00:48:59I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:03It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:15Don't worry.
00:49:23From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:39Okay, careful.
00:49:41If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like...
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I...
00:49:47You're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:51Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57There's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:02I mean, we...
00:50:05I mean, technically, we're already married, so you could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:13I'll take care of you.
00:50:16It's not my way of living.
00:50:18Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:20I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:22But who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:25Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:30We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:33Uh, yeah.
00:50:36I mean, not ideal.
00:50:38But, um...
00:50:40I don't know.
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:44Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:55And then I'll just study really hard at being good at sex.
00:50:59As a man.
00:51:00Okay.
00:51:01Um, no, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:03It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:08Oh, my God.
00:51:09I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:14Um, let's get back to business.
00:51:17Find out who our next target is.
00:51:21Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:26Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:27No, come on.
00:51:28I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:32That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:38They call it the X-Files.
00:51:40It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:45You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:50Ethan.
00:51:51Son of a bitch.
00:51:53Okay.
00:51:54Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:09It's definitely, Ethan.
00:52:13Fine.
00:52:15He wants to play dirty?
00:52:16I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:19So, you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:22Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:24Back when I was stupid.
00:52:27And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:31Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:34Looks like your email's working.
00:52:39Hmm?
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:44Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress.
00:52:51Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:54So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:57What the hell is PR doing then?
00:52:59Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:02Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:08Do the right thing, Ethan.
00:53:10Step down now.
00:53:11Or I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:16Step down?
00:53:18I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:20You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair.
00:53:25You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:29Is this your company?
00:53:30Security?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:34Remove them.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove them!
00:53:39Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:41We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:42What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:48We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:49We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:50What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Well, let's go through the fine bread, shall we?
00:53:55Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company, making her the majority shareholder, and as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:11Ethan, Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:54:17No, no, no.
00:54:19You see, I built this company from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:24Buddy, take a long, hard looking man if you even have one.
00:54:28This company, my wife built it, and she gave it to you, and now she's taking it back.
00:54:33So, you got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing?
00:54:36We know about the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed a suit for credit for your competition, so get ready to be served.
00:54:42Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:44I worked my ass off to get here, and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it, too?
00:55:03Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:10I think you will see the next piece.
00:55:13As long as you're safe.
00:55:23Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:26I don't care if you have to drag me around, James.
00:55:28If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:41Ten years retired.
00:55:43I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight.
00:55:47Desperate times, Doctor.
00:55:49Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:55Come on, Doc.
00:55:56Let's do these true love groups in privacy.
00:55:57Why did you take the hit for me?
00:56:14I mean, what if you died?
00:56:16What the hell would I do then?
00:56:26It hurts.
00:56:27Doesn't it?
00:56:30I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:32I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:57:02No way.
00:57:08We switched back.
00:57:11No way.
00:57:13We switched back.
00:57:15Liam.
00:57:16Liam, wake up. We're back.
00:57:18We switched back.
00:57:19Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything.
00:57:33I don't fucking care.
00:57:35I've waited too long.
00:57:36It's gone. Everything's gone. You have to help me.
00:57:44Pathetic. You've got some nerve calling me.
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order. This is on you.
00:57:51So, if you want your little secret going public, I suggest you help me.
00:57:55Fine. One last shot.
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture.
00:58:00This time, for good.
00:58:07How are you feeling?
00:58:10Do you want something?
00:58:14What, do you need something?
00:58:16Didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well, I did some research.
00:58:22It turns out, uh, if it's just somebody you love, it actually works.
00:58:28Yeah, well, I did some research.
00:58:30It turns out, uh, if it's just somebody you love, it actually works.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Well, since you're so into me,
00:58:43um,
00:58:45I guess you can stay with my husband for a little longer.
00:58:48Okay.
00:58:52You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can.
00:59:00And this whole
00:59:00body switch nonsense happened.
00:59:06Somehow we switched back.
00:59:09I guess prayers really do work.
00:59:15Um, I'm gonna
00:59:16get some water.
00:59:22Wow.
00:59:28The infamously cold-blooded agent
00:59:30taking a knife for a woman.
00:59:32It's romantic enough to make me cry.
00:59:35Almost.
00:59:36Can you not?
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:39Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen
00:59:41when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life, Liam.
00:59:44How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:46He's right.
00:59:48As long as she's with me,
00:59:50she'll always be in danger.
00:59:52God, what the hell do I do?
01:00:03You know, I do hate to break up this little soap opera,
01:00:05but you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:08Um, okay, I'm gonna just let you guys talk.
01:00:11Well, spit it out.
01:00:21Just a heads up, Liam.
01:00:22You blew up the mission.
01:00:24You pissed off the client.
01:00:26Glory's not exactly pleased with you.
01:00:28I'm just saying.
01:00:32Watch your back.
01:00:34Understood.
01:00:35But no one's touching Blair.
01:00:37Not now, not ever.
01:00:38Not ever.
01:00:41All this fuss for a girl.
01:00:53You know what's funny?
01:00:55You raise a little bird long enough,
01:00:57they start to think that they can fly.
01:00:59All on their own.
01:01:01I'm sorry, man.
01:01:02Save it.
01:01:04Go take your punishment.
01:01:05Go take your punishment.
01:01:11Miss Blair Woods
01:01:12has to die.
01:01:22Hey, Queen.
01:01:23What are you doing tonight?
01:01:24Want to have some fun?
01:01:26Okay, cool.
01:01:30Liam, we should go dancing tonight.
01:01:32We can finally relax a bit.
01:01:34I'm not going.
01:01:35Figures.
01:01:38Guess you only suck around because of the body swap.
01:01:41Real husband material, huh?
01:01:45We should probably finalize the divorce.
01:01:50What are you talking about?
01:01:52That was the deal, right?
01:01:56Once we switch back, we call it.
01:01:57Fine.
01:02:03It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways.
01:02:19Cheers.
01:02:21You've been married for how long now?
01:02:23And we've never even seen your husband.
01:02:26Come on.
01:02:28Bring him out tonight.
01:02:29No, it's like a fake marriage.
01:02:31We're going to get divorced soon.
01:02:33Yeah, but you still like him, though.
01:02:36I mean, I...
01:02:39Then go for it.
01:02:41Playing it safe is never your style.
01:02:45Wait, no, girl.
01:02:47You are wasted.
01:02:48I'm calling a cab.
01:02:50No.
01:02:51No, come on.
01:02:51I never get to have fun anymore.
01:02:54Please, you can go out whenever you want.
01:02:56It's not like your husband's going to stop you.
01:02:58You don't have to say it like that.
01:03:02Oh, my God.
01:03:05Who is this hottie?
01:03:06Oh, my God.
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:24How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:27Blair?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband.
01:03:30Nice to meet you.
01:03:34Damn, Blair.
01:03:35Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked off a CQ cover.
01:03:39Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street.
01:03:42Seriously?
01:03:43Damn, girl.
01:03:44You are so lucky.
01:03:46What does he do?
01:03:47He looks like he's a model.
01:03:51Yeah, he's a model.
01:03:53I knew it!
01:03:55Come on, chat with some photos.
01:03:57No, no, another time, I promise.
01:03:59But tonight, I'm going to steal my wife away from you because she's a little drunk.
01:04:02What?
01:04:03No.
01:04:03No.
01:04:05Bye, Blair.
01:04:06Come back soon.
01:04:07Jeez, okay, slow down.
01:04:14No, you're going too fast.
01:04:16You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, ma.
01:04:20Thanks, though.
01:04:22Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up.
01:04:25Even though you ignored my calls, asshole.
01:04:29Well, I want more than just a thanks.
01:04:35Okay.
01:04:35Okay, okay.
01:04:37Just breathe.
01:04:38Yeah.
01:04:39And I'm going to put you right here.
01:04:43You okay?
01:04:47Thanks.
01:04:49I'm going to grab you some water.
01:04:51Wait here.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:53Ew.
01:05:05What the hell?
01:05:10If you scream, I'll kill you.
01:05:20Claire!
01:05:23Claire!
01:05:23Claire!
01:05:27Shh.
01:05:32Shh.
01:05:32Ew.
01:05:33Well, well.
01:05:49I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:54Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:56I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:05:59That look.
01:06:01I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:06Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:09Well, you are just a parasite living off of a woman's success.
01:06:12So, why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute.
01:06:16Very cute.
01:06:17Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:19Claire, you're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:23You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:29Nice.
01:06:30Well, you want to know something fun, Blair, do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead.
01:06:36Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe.
01:06:39Big ones.
01:06:44Raven.
01:06:45I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:47Use every connection you have.
01:06:48No screw-ups.
01:06:51But, if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually wants you dead.
01:07:01In your dreams, loser.
01:07:04You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:10A jam.
01:07:11Perfect.
01:07:12A jam!
01:07:13You got lucky.
01:07:15Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:27Hey.
01:07:28Blair.
01:07:36Are you okay?
01:07:37You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:46You okay?
01:07:47You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:50I was scared.
01:07:52Scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:07:54But I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:07:57I'm not going to let you go again.
01:07:58How the hell did you find us?
01:08:13My turn.
01:08:18Who sent you?
01:08:19You are in way over your head.
01:08:28Ah, fine.
01:08:30I'll tell you.
01:08:32I'll tell you.
01:08:34It was the agency.
01:08:36You know?
01:08:37The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:41And you guys pissed off the wrong viewers.
01:08:43What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:52Stay behind me.
01:09:04Nice, Liam.
01:09:05Still sharp.
01:09:07Just as I trained you.
01:09:08I'm sorry.
01:09:08I'm sorry.
01:09:09I'm sorry.
01:09:09I'm sorry.
01:09:10I'm sorry.
01:09:10I'm sorry.
01:09:11I'm sorry.
01:09:11I'm sorry.
01:09:11I'm sorry.
01:09:12I'm sorry.
01:09:12I'm sorry.
01:09:13I couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19Still the nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:22Aesthetic.
01:09:23Mom?
01:09:24Gloria?
01:09:26Long time I see, Blair.
01:09:31You're looking more and more like your father all the time.
01:09:34Trust me.
01:09:35That is not a compliment.
01:09:39My father.
01:09:41Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:42I'm Gloria.
01:09:43I'm Gloria, Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:46And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:53Hey, Gloria.
01:09:54What are you talking about?
01:09:57Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:01She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:04But don't worry.
01:10:05I killed your father.
01:10:06I just think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:09And then that old witch is next.
01:10:13You mean that my father's death wasn't an accident?
01:10:17No.
01:10:17No.
01:10:20He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:23The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:26And you, Liam.
01:10:31Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:34So you're choosing her over me?
01:10:48I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:10:51Not even you.
01:10:54Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:10:57What's happening?
01:11:19Poison gas.
01:11:20Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:25What's happening?
01:11:27Poison gas.
01:11:28Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:30You're breathing the same way that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:34So that means there must be an antidote.
01:11:38Clever.
01:11:39Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:42But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:44I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:52You really are my finest creation.
01:11:55Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:57I don't care.
01:11:59I'm rewarded with mine.
01:12:01And it will crush anyone who gets in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon anymore.
01:12:06And if you try to hurt her, I'm going to fight you with everything you've got.
01:12:28Even after everything that you did,
01:12:29Grandma still left half of her estate to you.
01:12:34She never stopped loving you.
01:12:36You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:41Lies!
01:12:42After we finish him,
01:12:44you're next.
01:12:47Once I finish him,
01:12:49you're next.
01:12:50Laurie Woods,
01:12:54drop the weapon and surrender.
01:12:57Hands up in the air.
01:12:59Turn around slowly.
01:13:00Don't reach for anything.
01:13:02Drop the weapon now.
01:13:05Pass the top of your head.
01:13:08Stop moving.
01:13:09Don't resist, lady.
01:13:10Turn around.
01:13:11She's reaching for something.
01:13:12Okay.
01:13:12Sit back.
01:13:14I swear I will kill them both.
01:13:18Laurie, stop.
01:13:21Your brother,
01:13:22he died trying to save you.
01:13:24You think he abandoned you?
01:13:26Gloria, no.
01:13:27He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:30ten million dollars
01:13:32just to keep you safe.
01:13:35He pushed you away
01:13:37just to protect you.
01:13:39And
01:13:39even when you were gone,
01:13:42he watched over you
01:13:43until the day he died.
01:13:47You're lying.
01:13:49You're just saying this
01:13:50to try to save her.
01:13:52But I am not
01:13:53falling for it.
01:13:54Enough!
01:14:00This
01:14:00ends here.
01:14:05You're under arrest.
01:14:06Put your hands behind you.
01:14:06Get off of me!
01:14:08Stop it!
01:14:09Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell off of me!
01:14:11Dear you!
01:14:12Get the hell off of me!
01:14:14You okay?
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:25Former intelligence operative
01:14:27Gloria Woods
01:14:28arrested for conspiracy
01:14:30and kidnapping.
01:14:31Source confirm
01:14:32she is the second daughter
01:14:33of the prominent Woods family.
01:14:35Hey.
01:14:36Hey.
01:14:39How did you find her?
01:14:41You're good people.
01:14:43Don't let Raven's
01:14:44slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:46When it comes to track
01:14:47any stop to you.
01:14:50Didn't Gloria
01:14:51use you for years?
01:14:52Aren't you angry?
01:14:55Aren't you angry?
01:14:57I was.
01:14:59But, um...
01:15:02I don't know.
01:15:03Now I just...
01:15:04I guess I'm done.
01:15:06Karen.
01:15:07From now on,
01:15:11I'll be by your side.
01:15:19Wow.
01:15:21Beautiful.
01:15:23Okay, just eat it.
01:15:24I made it with love.
01:15:25Okay, so, uh...
01:15:27Forks are actually kind of a challenge
01:15:29for me right now.
01:15:29Oh.
01:15:32Okay, so,
01:15:33what I'm hearing is
01:15:34you want me
01:15:35to feed you.
01:15:36Mm-hmm.
01:15:37Okay?
01:15:42You know what I want
01:15:43more than pasta?
01:15:44Okay, what?
01:15:45You.
01:15:47Blair wins.
01:16:03Will you marry me?
01:16:05Again?
01:16:07But for real to say?
01:16:10Yeah.
01:16:17Well, you know what I want
01:16:18to say?
01:16:19Well, you know what I want
01:16:20to say?
01:16:21Well, you know what I want
01:16:22to say?
01:16:23Well, you know what I want
01:16:24to say?
01:16:25Well, you know what I want
01:16:26to say?
01:16:27Well, you know what I want
01:16:28to say?
01:16:29Well, you know what I want
01:16:30to say?
01:16:31Well, you know what I want
01:16:32to say?
01:16:33Well, you know what I want
01:16:34to say?
01:16:35Well, you know what I want
01:16:36to say?
01:16:37Well, you know what I want
01:16:38to say?
01:16:39Well, you know what I want
01:16:40to say?
01:16:41Well, you know what I want
01:16:42to say?
01:16:43Well, you know what I want
01:16:44to say?
01:16:45Well, you know what I want
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