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00:00What a nerd.
00:02Yeah.
00:03You nearly knocked me off my bike then.
00:04Yeah, because you're riding in the middle of the lane.
00:06What are you doing?
00:07No.
00:08In the middle of the road?
00:09You were close to me.
00:10You were like that far from me.
00:12Yeah, because you're cycling right in the middle of the road, going so slow.
00:15Are you all right?
00:15No, I can go as slow as I want.
00:17What do you mean you can go as slow as you want?
00:19I don't know how fast I can go.
00:20I can go as slow or as fast as I want.
00:21Yeah, but it's a danger.
00:23I'm not going over the speed limit, am I?
00:24What's the speed limit of the road?
00:25It's 30 miles an hour.
00:27You're cycling at 5 miles an hour.
00:28I can't cycle at 30 miles an hour.
00:30Well, yeah, but you can't cycle at 5 miles an hour in the middle of the road, in two lanes.
00:34What am I supposed to do?
00:35Why?
00:36As long as I'm on the right side of the road, I wasn't on the other side of the road.
00:39You're being wanky.
00:41You didn't even look.
00:41You pulled out and you didn't even see me, I don't think.
00:45Of course.
00:46How can I see?
00:46You're wearing a bright orange high-vis.
00:49You should be more careful.
00:50I can see you.
00:50What do you mean?
00:51You should be more careful.
00:52You weren't looking.
00:53Listen, look, you said I needed to knock you over, right?
00:57Yes.
00:57If it wasn't going to be me, it would have been the other five cars behind us at that
01:01time.
01:01No.
01:01Because you're riding right in the middle, right?
01:04You've got to be...
01:04You're not even riding straight.
01:06You've got to be respectful of people on bikes.
01:07I should be respectful of people on bikes?
01:09Yes.
01:10Okay, what about respecting the motorist?
01:12It's a road.
01:12It's a vehicle road.
01:13It's a road for cars.
01:14And you should notice people on bikes.
01:16We've got a right to be on the road more than you have.
01:19You've got your own lanes.
01:20You've got a bike lane, right?
01:21You've got a bike lane.
01:22You're avoiding that.
01:23You've got to cycle to the pavement.
01:25Yeah, but the bike lanes have got lots of bumps in them.
01:27I can't go in those.
01:28How is it my fault?
01:30I'm not a bike.
01:31You're the biker.
01:32I can go wherever I want on a bike.
01:34Yeah, but you can't just be in the middle of the road going slowly, hun.
01:37You've got messing things up.
01:38I don't like cyclists.
01:39Obviously, I can tell.
01:40You did it on purpose.
01:41What do you mean I did it on purpose?
01:42You came really close to me.
01:43You came really close.
01:44Listen, I was being so patient.
01:46I was behind you for about five minutes.
01:49I thought I'd overtake you.
01:50I was thinking, you know what?
01:50Maybe you pull out and realise I need to go over you.
01:53But you're just in the middle of the road.
01:56Inconsiderate.
01:56No, no, no.
01:57Weaving, going in and out.
01:59I think I need your insurance details.
02:01Insurance details for what?
02:02You're on a bloody bike.
02:03No, look, I've hurt my leg.
02:05Do you even have insurance?
02:06How am I going to get home?
02:07I don't know.
02:08You can bloody push the bike home for it.
02:10I care.
02:11I can't.
02:11I've hurt my leg now.
02:13I'm sorry, isn't it?
02:14But what you've done is that, you know, you're riding around like an idiot.
02:17You're being a bit of an idiot, right?
02:18An idiot?
02:18Yeah.
02:19I was riding really carefully.
02:20In the middle of the road, swerving, going in and out, going super slow.
02:25It's a busy road.
02:26There's cars.
02:27You've just been a big bully now.
02:29I'm being the bully.
02:30Yes.
02:30I'm being the bully.
02:31Yes.
02:31Yeah?
02:31You're the one out here threatening to get my insurance number and all this and you hurt your leg
02:35when I didn't touch you.
02:37Yeah?
02:37I didn't touch you at all.
02:38Yeah, but you knocked me flying and my bike fell.
02:41And look, you've damaged my bike.
02:42Now I've damaged your bike as well.
02:44Yeah?
02:44It's all scratched on this side.
02:46Oh, is it now?
02:46It's all scratched.
02:47Oh, come on.
02:48Go on.
02:49How do I know your bike went out like that before?
02:50You're an anti-biker.
02:51With the way you ride, I bet your bike was out like that already.
02:54It was all scratched up already, innit?
02:56Motorists.
02:56Yeah?
02:57Roadhogs.
02:58Roadhogs.
02:58Yeah.
02:59You're one to talk, innit?
03:00Riding in the middle of the road.
03:02Road rage.
03:02Road rage, yeah?
03:03How about this?
03:04Look, push your bike, jog on, yeah?
03:06And just be careful with cars.
03:07I can't jog on.
03:08I've hurt my leg now.
03:09Yeah, whose fault was that?
03:10Yours.
03:11It's your fault.
03:12Yours.
03:12It's your fault.
03:13Yeah?
03:14Yours.
03:15Keep your eye on the road, silly woman.
03:17Yeah.
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