Annoying Karen Calls Police Because I Parked on “Her” Street

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00:00I just thought I'd come and speak to you because you're outside my house.

00:05Okay.

00:06You've been here for just short of 17 minutes.

00:10I've been watching you out the window.

00:11Okay, but I'm not blocking your drive though, am I?

00:14I would like to know why you're sat outside my house though.

00:16But I'm in my car.

00:17But this is my property.

00:19Why are you here?

00:21Yeah, but I'm not waiting outside your house.

00:23I'm waiting for my friend who's at another house.

00:26Well, can you park outside his house then?

00:28This is my house, you're outside my house.

00:30Well, I can't because there's already a car blocking his drive.

00:34So I'm just here by the pavement.

00:37Who are you here to see?

00:39It don't matter who I need to see.

00:40This is a very closed neighbourhood.

00:42Okay, it doesn't matter who I need to see.

00:45It concerns me that you're outside my house.

00:48Yeah, but I'm not in your drive.

00:50I'm not blocking your drive.

00:51No, you might not be blocking my drive, but you are outside my window.

00:55I'm having to look out and see this strange person.

00:57Okay, but I legally can't park it.

01:00You're on my property.

01:02You're actually parked on my property right now.

01:04Well, no, I'm actually on the curb.

01:05Do you own the curb?

01:06I see.

01:07Do you own the curb?

01:08Do you own the curb?

01:10You are on my front garden, actually, I'll have you know.

01:12Do you own the curb, yes or no?

01:14I don't own the curb.

01:16I'm not even having a discussion with you.

01:19Exactly.

01:20The council owns the curb, thank you very much.

01:22The curb are on my grass.

01:23This is my grass.

01:25That blade of grass is mine.

01:27I own it.

01:28Okay, so what do you want?

01:29You want me to give you the grass back?

01:30I would like you to move off my property, please.

01:33I'm waiting for my friend.

01:35You go and wait for your friend around the corner, outside their house.

01:38His house is literally down there.

01:40Off you, Todd.

01:42This is my property.

01:44You're sat on my property right now.

01:46If you see his house down there, can you see there's nowhere for me to park?

01:51It's covered with cars.

01:52I really don't care to be honest with you.

01:53This is my house.

01:55You're on my guy.

01:55Go back inside your house, love.

01:56I'm not bothering you.

01:58No, but you're on my property.

02:00You have no right to be here.

02:02But I'm not on your property, right?

02:02You're not here to see me, are you?

02:03No, well, no.

02:04Have you got some food for me or something?

02:06Well, if you want some food, I can use it.

02:07Delivery?

02:08No, no, I'm not a delivery guy.

02:11I'm here, let's just go pick up my friend.

02:15I don't want you sat outside my house.

02:16You've been here for nearly 17 minutes.

02:18Why is your friend not here already?

02:20So what, would it be okay if I...

02:21Because he's just getting ready.

02:22So it's all the money, yeah?

02:23Okay, so how about I stand up?

02:2517 minutes, you've been sat here.

02:27Yeah, because I got here early.

02:28Waiting on my land.

02:29I paid for this, not you.

02:31You don't have no right to be here.

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