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00:00That's nice. I think there's still time for a hat-trick.
00:03What should I do now or wait a second?
00:05Cause, I don't know, less second is more fun.
00:11Rosenau's course!
00:12Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:15The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:30Felt the land to me.
00:33My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
00:36There's nowhere to go.
00:38I'm alone.
00:40High on my sleeve,
00:42not where you should be.
00:44The songs I don't care.
00:47My bones, my face,
00:49my daily face,
00:51it's the calendar page again.
00:55Take this love,
00:56take it easy on me.
00:58It's just love,
00:59Just a light on me, please take us home
01:03Take it easy on me, just a light
01:07Just a light on me
01:09Alright guys, let's respect this
01:11Good game, good game
01:15Just a light on me
01:23My own enemy
01:25Not as good as we've been
01:27It's the dirtiest place
01:29No
01:31I can't help
01:33Leave
01:35This moment
01:37This moment
01:39Just a light on me
01:41Take it easy on me
01:43Just a light on me
01:45Just a light on me, please
01:47Take us home
01:49Take it easy on me
01:51Just a light on me, please
01:53For the first time
01:55It's 16 years
01:57The Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup
01:59What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander
02:01Shane Hollander
02:03To the third time
02:05o々
02:07Nice
02:09But
02:11And
02:13I'm sure
02:15Another
02:17We'll try it
02:19and
02:22The
02:23We
02:24D
02:26And
02:27All right, Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
02:43Yes.
02:43Am I watching just a second video, you guys?
02:45That's great, Shane.
02:46Over your shoulder.
02:47This is great, okay?
02:48Take a look at the camera.
02:49Directly to the camera.
02:50Get that mark and give me that pose.
02:52Goddamn.
02:52Leave all the hideout.
02:54There's nowhere to go at all.
02:57Hot on my sleeve.
02:59Not bad with your game.
03:01Dance songs, I don't care.
03:03Again.
03:05Take it slow.
03:06Take it easy on me.
03:08It's just a lie.
03:10It's just a lie.
03:11I won't be last.
03:12Take it slow.
03:14Take it easy on me.
03:16It's just a lie.
03:17It should have been there.
03:18It's just a lie.
03:19Yes.
03:21Can we call it a dynasty?
03:23Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
03:29Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
03:33I can't, I can't, I can't leave all the hideout.
03:38There's nowhere to go.
03:40There's nowhere to go.
03:41Take it slow.
03:43Take it easy on me.
03:45It's just a lie.
03:47It's just a lie.
03:48Take it easy on me
03:52Shed so much
03:54Shed so much
03:55Please
04:18Shed so much
04:48We're gonna go now
04:48Okay
04:49That's right
04:49Okay
04:50Wow
04:50That's the stuff
04:51That's the money
04:52My friend
04:53She's what?
05:02Pregnant?
05:03Jackie's pregnant
05:04Again?
05:06Jesus Christ man
05:08You gotta work on your lying
05:09Hayden
05:10What great news
05:11Hayden I'm so happy for you
05:13No I mean a fourth kid
05:14That's awesome man
05:15Really
05:15Holy shit dude
05:17Ruby
05:19Emma
05:19Slow down
05:20No I mean she's fucking boring
05:22Fair enough
05:23Ruby
05:24Ruby
05:26How do you know it's Ruby?
05:27Cause she's a beast
05:28So?
05:31So what?
05:32So when are you gonna join me
05:33In this nightmare?
05:34Jeez hey
05:34You wanna get me pregnant too?
05:36I don't think I'm ready
05:37I think I still have some good hockey left in there
05:39You're an asshole
05:40Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
05:42Was it Jennifer?
05:43Uh Jessica
05:44Jessica
05:44You ever hit that?
05:46Don't say hit that
05:47Oh sorry Virgin Mary
05:49I'm not
05:50Here
05:50Tag
05:51You are it
05:52Let's go see Uncle Shane
05:53Oh yeah
05:55Look I'm just saying man
05:57If you ever do
05:57You could like bring her around
05:59You know
05:59You could do couple stuff
06:00It'd be fun
06:00Or not
06:01I mean
06:02She's
06:03I don't see her anymore
06:04I think she's engaged or something
06:06Fair enough
06:07So um
06:07Jackie is this friend
06:10Right?
06:11Paid
06:11What?
06:12Dude she's fucking hot
06:13She teaches like mommy yoga or something
06:15I don't know
06:16Maybe it's just stretching
06:16But she's seriously fucking hot
06:18And she's funny
06:19Swear jar two times
06:20Oh fuck
06:21Three
06:21Okay come on man
06:23Why not?
06:24Can I just show you her Insta?
06:25Fine
06:26Yes
06:26Okay
06:27But Jackie will be happy
06:27We both have to make your wife happy now?
06:29Yeah damn right we do
06:30If you want her to keep making her gross food
06:32And keeping my house stocked with ginger ale
06:33Oh Jesus Christ
06:35Ruby you're gonna kill her
06:36Tell your dad to leave me alone
06:41Um excuse me
06:45Are you Shane Hollander?
06:47Yeah
06:47Oh my god
06:49Can we get a picture with you?
06:51Um
06:51I kinda have my hands full
06:53At the moment
06:53Um
06:55Could you hold his baby for him please
06:57So we can get a picture
06:58Hold his baby
07:02I'm sorry buddy
07:04Hey first of all
07:05It's my fucking baby
07:06Four times
07:07And second
07:07Oh wait do I have other kids?
07:10Oh
07:10You're the worst one
07:12You can't say stuff like that to her
07:13It's true
07:14And second
07:14They didn't even fucking recognize me
07:16Ding ding ding
07:16We've hit five times
07:17That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie
07:19Oh come on
07:19Nark
07:20I'm getting in the second
07:23Way too late
07:25But this is Shane Hollander's fortress of solitude
07:29Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake
07:34It's my favorite place on earth
07:36And my parents cottage
07:37The one I grew up spending my summers at
07:38It's ten minutes away
07:39Я готова
07:40Ну может ты решил
07:41Чтобы мы остались
07:42Чтобы смотреть
07:43И не важно что
07:45Извини
07:46Это такая скука
07:48Что я чуть с ним вправком
07:49Зато он
07:52Действительно красавчик
07:53Да
07:54Ты с кем-то сейчас встречаешься?
08:04Ревнуешь?
08:05Нет
08:06Ты же меня знаешь
08:07То есть ничего серьезного?
08:12Нет
08:12Даже не с Джейн?
08:19Что?
08:20Вы уже несколько лет переписываетесь
08:22Я думала может быть это что-то серьезное
08:25Или что-то типа того
08:26Ничего серьезного
08:30Вообще
08:31Окей
08:34Саша передает привет
08:36I'm out heading out for a bit
08:48Cool
08:49To meet a friend
08:51Nice
08:53I'll be back later
08:55I won't wait up
08:56It's not like that
08:59It's just a friend
09:00So Lily's just a buddy?
09:04What?
09:05Yeah chill out man
09:06I know you text some girl named Lily
09:07I don't
09:08Okay go get laid weirdo
09:09Or don't
09:12I don't care
09:13Actually I hope you do
09:14You always play better after
09:15Go fuck yourself
09:16Oh I plan to
09:17Probably more than once
09:18Love a hotel room
09:19Gross
09:20Bye
09:20Take my shoes off
09:49No you're thinking
09:49Wow
09:54Wow
09:56Wow
09:57This place is great
09:59Did you get this built
10:02Or do you know who did it?
10:03Yeah
10:04Mr. Real Estate
10:06That's not what I meant
10:08That's not what I meant
10:08I just
10:08You think we need to talk
10:10No after
10:11I'm gonna do it
10:13I'm gonna do it
10:15You're not gonna do it
10:16That's not what I meant
10:16There you go
10:17Live to work
10:18If she was
10:19He was
10:19ovun
10:20I know
10:20I'm gonna do it
10:21He was
10:22To be a-
10:22Not a fake
10:24No but he is
10:24And what I meant
10:25I'm gonna do it
10:26By the way
10:27I'm gonna do it
10:27I'm gonna do it
10:28But I'm gonna do it
10:28I'm gonna do it
10:29I'm gonna do it
10:29And what I meant
10:30I should go.
11:00Or you could stay.
11:05Stay?
11:07Yours tonight?
11:10I'm not done with you.
11:13And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
11:17I told Hayden.
11:19Is it your mother?
11:21No.
11:22No, he's not.
11:23Fuck off.
11:25Who cares what you told Hayden?
11:29Stay.
11:36Okay?
11:38Okay?
11:40Okay.
11:42Okay.
11:44I'm hungry.
11:51For what?
11:53For food.
11:54Hey.
11:55Hey.
11:56Hey.
11:57Hey.
11:58Hey.
11:59You want to make me tuna melt?
12:00You want to make me tuna melt?
12:01I was gonna make one for me, I can make two.
12:02I was gonna make two.
12:03You head to Florida after a day.
12:04I'm hungry.
12:05I'm hungry.
12:06I'm hungry.
12:07For what?
12:08You want to made me tuna melt?
12:09I'm hungry.
12:11I'm hungry.
12:12I'm hungry.
12:13I'm hungry.
12:14I'm hungry.
12:15You like tuna melt?
12:19You want to make tuna melt?
12:21You wanna make me tuna melt?
12:23You want to make me tuna melts?
12:27I was going to make one for me. I can make two.
12:31You head to Florida after this, right?
12:33Yeah, right after the game.
12:35Tampa, then Sunrise, then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
12:38Ah, all the hot spots.
12:42Ginger oil cold enough?
12:44Yeah, it's great.
12:46Good.
12:48Food will be ready soon.
12:50Jesus Christ.
12:54You know this guy, Ryan Price?
12:56Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
12:59He did a season with him, right?
13:02He is not what you would think.
13:04How so?
13:06Like, he's quiet.
13:08Doesn't talk. Keeps to himself.
13:11Not bad guy. Doesn't make friends.
13:14Well, he gets traded every season.
13:16Tough to make friends that way.
13:18Probably he wants to get traded again.
13:20Buffalo is terrible.
13:22Yeah, and their team sucks too.
13:24And people say you're not funny.
13:29They do?
13:30Yeah.
13:31They say you're boring too.
13:32Who says that?
13:33Me.
13:34What's your favorite city to play in?
13:38On the road?
13:39I like New York.
13:41I like New York.
13:42Guys, it's New York.
13:44They fucking hate me there.
13:46They hate you everywhere.
13:47I know.
13:48Not Florida.
13:49He's full of Boston people.
13:51And you?
13:53I like Ottawa.
13:55Cause it's my hometown.
13:57Toronto, Winnipeg.
13:58I'm happy they have a team again.
14:00What?
14:01Are those boring answers?
14:03Yes.
14:04Well, I like the hot places too.
14:07Hot like weather hot.
14:10Oh, okay.
14:11LA is hot.
14:13Hot women.
14:14Yeah, sure.
14:15I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
14:18There is a girl I like you very much.
14:23Svetlana.
14:24Huh?
14:25She's old friend from Russia.
14:29Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
14:33She knows everything about hockey.
14:36Cool.
14:37And she likes you very much.
14:40Huh?
14:41That's nice.
14:44So she's like your girlfriend?
14:51No, no.
14:52Nothing like that.
14:53She's old friend.
14:54Sometimes we fuck, but...
14:57She's busy these days.
14:59You know, new business selling fancy cars.
15:02Sounds perfect for you.
15:04Yes, it's close to that.
15:07But...
15:09But what?
15:11But it's nothing more than that.
15:15We're either of us.
15:18But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
15:21You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
15:24No.
15:25I think I will find someone else.
15:31But you know me.
15:33I'm lazy, so...
15:37I don't know that's out of you at all.
15:40No, stay, stay.
15:41I'll get it.
15:42You like them?
15:43Yeah.
15:44Girls.
15:45Oh, yeah, sure.
15:46Of course I do.
15:47I never heard about you at girls.
15:48It's private.
15:50All right, private.
15:51you like them yeah girls oh yeah sure of course i do i never heard about you with girls
16:12and it's private all right drive it i keep a lot of things private
16:18obviously i like girls yeah no shit but i also like you
16:28lucky me not this person of course of course not i'm boring i bet you have a good mouth
16:38здравствуй папа да я получил твое сообщение я тебе ответил папа мы говорили вчера
16:58папа папа где алексей мой брат алексей он там с тобой
17:10полина она твоя жена папа папа хорошо успокойся
17:23я позвоню алексею я ему позвоню
17:30где ты попади не он психует я тебе плачу что ты был там с ним сволочь
17:38you still hungry no no thank you that's great
17:54how was your father
18:01how do you speak russian now i know the word for father
18:08how do you think russian now i know you feel like you're calling me
18:28you
20:31Fuck Shane.
20:50Oh, hell yeah.
21:01I should, um, I should, uh, I should go, um, I should go, I should go, I should stay,
21:30I can't, team meeting in the morning, I forgot, so, okay, you forgot team meeting, thank you
21:39for the tuna melt, um, uh, I'm sorry, just, I can't,
21:49I can't, uh, I can't do this,
22:00I wonder, I'm sorry,
22:06are we expecting someone else? Oh no, it's just the three of us, thank you.
22:22Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon? Rolex really wants you there.
22:26I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
22:30Does that mean too white?
22:34I thought you like your deal with Rolex. I do.
22:36Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats, I mean, they're next to a prince,
22:40or, no, actually, a Swedish princess. I don't think I should skip training.
22:45Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
22:48I don't have time for that right now, Mom, all my time is scheduled.
22:51No, I just meant... I get like two weeks off a year,
22:53I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know, trying to make conversation about what?
22:57Swedish politics? Okay.
23:00Can I get anyone a drink? We'll take this Chablis, please.
23:03Three glasses? Uh, uh, ginger ale, please.
23:06Oh, we don't have that. Sparkling water? Sure, thank you.
23:10I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
23:13No, I can't. Not during the season.
23:17Shane.
23:18Yeah. Is everything all right?
23:23Why, because I don't want wine?
23:24Well, you just seem tense. I'm fine.
23:29Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon, just the three of us, would be fun.
23:35And I think you should think about it. You could make a week of it. Go to a play, see Big Ben.
23:41You loved it when you were a kid. You guys should go. You'd have a great time.
23:44You're the tennis fan, Dad. They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
23:49It's you they want. We're just the parents. You're the main attraction.
23:52Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming. They won't kick you out and you can just tell them
23:56I'm sick or something. Honey, I don't want you to lie. That's not who you are.
24:05Sorry, I'm in a weird mood. It's okay. Anything you want to talk about?
24:12Let's, um, let's think about London. Maybe it could be fun. I'm just going to use the washroom.
24:22Swedish princess?
24:24I don't know.
24:25Hey, man.
24:36Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
24:39I was about to, um...
24:41Bullshit. Get your ass to the Milan, baby. My buddy, Francois, the chef. You remember him?
24:45Oh, yeah.
24:46He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant and get this.
24:49JJ?
24:50The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
24:54All of them?
24:55I don't fucking know. Get down here. You remember the restaurant, right?
24:59La Sambou?
25:00I don't know.
25:01Yes, you bitch!
25:12Okay, guys, this one never leaves this fucking house. Tonight is our me-haw.
25:20Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
25:22I mean, I do, but...
25:24Uh, actually, just a beer, please. Whatever you have on tap.
25:27Shane Hollander. You have whatever he wants here.
25:37You keep it, then.
25:40It's an honor.
25:47Cool crowd, huh?
25:47Shitty?
25:48A bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
25:50Rose Landry is here, man.
25:52She is?
25:52Yeah.
25:53I might be needing another one of these.
25:57Mom- Are you here to help me finish these fries?
26:00Are you here to help me finish these fries?
26:30The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
26:32I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
26:37Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
26:41I'm Rose, by the way.
26:43I'm Shane. I'm... wow, I'm a big fan.
26:47Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
26:50Really?
26:51I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
26:56I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
26:58Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
27:00I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
27:17Wow.
27:18By Bill Paxton.
27:19That is terrible.
27:21He was actually pretty nice to me.
27:23And it was good practice.
27:25Getting kidnapped?
27:26I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm doing right now.
27:32Fuck, you...
27:33You didn't hear that.
27:35No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
27:39My lips are sealed.
27:42Okay.
27:43Your turn.
27:44Well, I've never been kidnapped.
27:47I mean, there have been threats, but...
27:49No, not what I meant.
27:52Shane Hollander.
27:53Eight years old.
27:55Paint me a picture.
27:55Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
28:04The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
28:11Did it stop being fun?
28:12No, I...
28:15Well, I mean, kind of.
28:17I love it, but...
28:20It got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that makes sense.
28:25Yeah, it does.
28:28And I...
28:29I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
28:34I wasn't the only one.
28:36There was one other.
28:37He hated me, though.
28:41I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
28:47And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
28:51I was all right.
28:55John tapped out at NCAA.
28:58But he still made it to the Frozen Forum of Princeton.
29:00That's amazing.
29:01He's an agent now, naturally.
29:03Uh, and Peter's in the AHL.
29:07Undrafted, but hey.
29:09Still not nothing.
29:10Not nothing indeed.
29:13So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
29:18Uh, no.
29:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
29:23Underdark?
29:24Kidnapped?
29:24Come on.
29:25No.
29:26I fly a lot.
29:27I watch a lot of movies.
29:28No, that movie is so bad.
29:29It's not great.
29:30No, it's horrible.
29:31You're really good at movies.
29:32I'm so bad at movies.
29:33No, you're good.
29:34Well, I'm barely in it.
29:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
29:38Kind of different into winter, though, right?
29:41Michigan, remember?
29:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
29:52So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
29:55I'm going to be in town e.
29:56Like, you're going to want to put it on my visa.
29:57Hey, I want you to go, whoa.
30:00Get you my love, whoa.
30:02I'm taking inside and show you I'm real, I'm real.
30:07Block, get off him.
30:09Baby, I want to be dancing with you.
30:11Push, get off him.
30:13Baby, you're falling on me go.
30:15I will be taking you on the down.
30:17Yeah, yeah.
30:17Roz, Roz, you gotta see this, you're gonna shit, man.
30:32Show him.
30:35No.
30:37I know, right?
30:37She's like a huge fucking movie star.
30:39How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
30:41She's shooting a film in Montreal.
30:42How the fuck do you know that?
30:43It says it right there.
30:44The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
30:47I've never seen Rose this happy, the source goes on to say.
30:50I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
31:13And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
31:16That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
31:28Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
31:31No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
31:43wag about her new love, as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated
31:47ex-squad sequel.
31:49Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't
31:52they?
31:53Well, it's hard to blame either one.
31:54They are definitely one hot couple.
31:56They are fine.
31:57Hey, I was watching that.
31:59Here.
32:01Oh, that!
32:03You're right.
32:04Oh, fuck.
32:06I still might talk.
32:08Okay, man.
32:09Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
32:17Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
32:21and their arch rivals and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders, but we'll see what Ilya
32:25Rosanoff has to say about that.
32:27Oh, fuck.
32:57Go get him, buddy.
33:18No rust.
33:20In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
33:26If you can call one-nothing a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get
33:31tonight, but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
33:34Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
33:44Fuck this shit.
33:46I need a good lead.
33:47Let's go out.
33:48Where?
33:50We're in Montreal.
33:51We find a fucking club.
33:52Tell people!
33:54On it.
33:56Jesus.
33:57Jesus.
34:01Hi, handsome.
34:19big game tonight babe no it wasn't no it wasn't but you won i need a beer i bet you do did you
34:30watch the game too yeah i watched a few clips on rose's phone but it was a sweaty blood miles
34:35don't be terrible i have no problem watching sweaty cars okay i want to dance i don't know
34:42i'm beat man come on i never get to date okay that is a lie hey i want to dance with shane
34:47yeah that makes too much smile get a champagne
34:49sorry about them can i have one more please
35:17and i'm all mixed up feeling cold and rushed they say it's my fault but i wanted so much
35:38wanna fly her away from the summer rain coming out of my face wish i will the shame
35:43but i stop and stare don't worry me cause i'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me
35:48i can try to pretend i can try to forget but it's driving a man going out of my
35:54oh
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37:36Perfect surprise, I keep asking myself, wondering how
37:40I keep closing my eyes, but I can't look it well
37:44Wanna fly in the blades, where it's just you and me
37:48Nobody else, so we can be free
37:51All the things she said, all the things she said
37:55Running through my head, running through my head, running through my head
37:59All the things she said, all the things she said
38:02Running through my head, running through my head
38:05All the things she said, this is not enough
38:10This is not enough
38:18All the things she said, all the things she said
38:21All the things she said, all the things she said
38:24All the things she said, all the things she said
38:28All the things she said, all the things she said
38:31All the things she said, all the things she said
38:33This is not enough
38:38This is not enough
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