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00:00Killed him. Well, you did.
00:02Hey, wait a minute.
00:02Because you said it was something...
00:04Anxiolytic. It was anxiolytic.
00:07We gave it to Emily when I remember she was fine.
00:09In like, five minutes.
00:10And it leaves no trace.
00:12Yeah, well, whatever it was, I just pulled him out of the pool face first.
00:17But you're still dead?
00:18Yes, Taze!
00:19Oh.
00:22Look, I've got to call the police before the kids get home.
00:25Uh, yeah.
00:27Oh, wait, wait, no, no, no, you can't.
00:29What?
00:30Because you've called me.
00:31If the police are in any way suspicious, the first thing they're going to do is check your phone record.
00:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35To everyone, the whole revenge...
00:36What did you do that for?
00:49Because you just said that...
00:51No fucking point now, listen to me.
00:52My phone uses an SS7 exploit, meaning I can call without leaving a trace.
00:56But if I can get a hold of yours, I can do something similar.
00:59I can do a patch job, scrum up the records, make it look like you called your bank.
01:02Yeah, okay.
01:03I'm coming over.
01:03Do not call.
01:04I repeat, do not call.
01:06Cage, my kids are with their gran if they come home and I haven't reported this.
01:10I'll be there.
01:11Cage, don't let anyone see you.
01:12No one's going to see me.
01:13Mom and Dad are asleep in the restaurants.
01:16He's very modest.
01:18He did everything.
01:20He's very modest.
01:22You're not going to see me.
01:23I'm not going to see you.
01:25I'm not going to see you.
01:26Why are you, my brother?
01:28I know.
01:28I know.
01:28I'm not going to see you.
01:29I know.
01:30I'm really, really sorry.
01:31I'll call you next week, but I really don't have to.
01:34I have to go.
01:35Hey, hey, hey.
01:35Don't think you're going anywhere without saying hello to your brother.
01:38Come on.
01:38You won't even tell me he was coming.
01:40Nonsense.
01:41It was all over the family WhatsApp group.
01:43What family WhatsApp group?
01:49Row, row.
01:52Page.
01:54Come here, man.
01:59Oh, mate.
02:00I'm so sorry I missed the wedding.
02:02Turns out it's for the best, though, eh?
02:04You got a good few years.
02:06Get up to anything fun.
02:07Oh, you know, this and that.
02:10He's being modest.
02:11He went to India.
02:13Rowan's been standing at the Chinmaya mission under Swami Vishwananda himself.
02:16Yes, studying slash centre under duress against anger issues under control.
02:19Best thing that ever happened to me, man.
02:21You know, I'm happier and calmer.
02:23Even better, I get to take what I've learned and pass it on.
02:27So many people want to hear and read puja.
02:29They've had to ticket it.
02:30Two thousand of his TikTok followers went into the ballot.
02:32Well, I am handing out free Krispy Kremes.
02:34Speaking of delicious and a tiny bit naughty, try.
02:43But be warned, if anyone's ever tasted my handbook pancakes, it's fallen for me hard.
02:48Um, no.
02:49One joke was quite enough.
02:50Come on, come on.
02:58Yeah?
03:00What I tell you?
03:01What I tell you?
03:02Oh, my God.
03:04Oh.
03:04I have to go.
03:10We died.
03:11Hello?
03:22You're never going to believe this.
03:23Hey.
03:24Jack's only going to die.
03:25What?
03:26What happened?
03:27Someone there.
03:28Jack's dead.
03:29What?
03:30Is it Steve?
03:31No, it's not Steve.
03:32It's Calab.
03:33What happened?
03:34I don't know, but it's got nothing to do with us.
03:36We're at your front and face down in the pool this morning.
03:38Jesus.
03:38Drowned in the pool.
03:39Jesus Christ.
03:42I need to ring Rachel.
03:43No, do not.
03:44Do not do that.
03:45What the fuck is wrong with you people?
03:46Just sit tight, do nothing, act normal, okay?
03:56Fuck.
03:57I know.
03:59You okay?
04:02Yeah, why wouldn't I be okay?
04:04Because, I mean, we did just...
04:07No, we didn't.
04:08Don't go there.
04:09He was fine when we left him.
04:21Fuck.
04:24Sorry.
04:25Wrong, guys.
04:30What sort of sci-fi?
04:31Or does an Indian takeaway at 10am?
04:33Rachel, I can see you're in shock, and we want nothing more than to give you the space
04:49to take it in.
04:52To do that, we have to ask you some questions.
04:56Is that okay?
04:57I'm sorry, I can't do this.
05:02I can't do this.
05:04I can't do this.
05:06Listen, if you do want to talk about what happened...
05:09Let's just keep this up, boy.
05:15Okay, now, fuck off.
05:22What do you want, Charlotte?
05:24Can I come in?
05:24No.
05:25No.
05:26Oh, okay.
05:27Um...
05:28Well, what do you want?
05:30It wasn't supposed to be like this.
05:31Oh, you don't fucking say!
05:33Look, the wedding is a fresh start.
05:36For the three of us.
05:38No matter what you might think,
05:39I want that for you, too.
05:44I...
05:44I want you to let us go.
05:46You want me to forgive you?
05:47No.
05:49I'm not asking that.
05:51A new roof doesn't change the weather.
05:53But it can, and it will keep out the rain.
05:55A bit.
05:56So can you?
05:58Can you let us go?
06:03Okay.
06:05Um...
06:05Bye, then.
06:11But you're not going to let go.
06:14Not really.
06:15Not completely.
06:16Because it'll always be there,
06:17that thought,
06:17knowing away at the back of your skull.
06:20What if he does it again?
06:22What he said to you,
06:23he said to me,
06:23he could say to someone else.
06:26And when that fresh start
06:27goes still, Charlotte,
06:29which it will,
06:30that thought is going to fucking scream.
06:33He never loved you.
06:34Oof.
06:35The pathologist report,
07:00quite a cocktail in his stomach.
07:02Cocaine,
07:04also found under his nails,
07:05so he was obviously chopping out the lines.
07:09Ketamine,
07:09consistent with traces,
07:10found inside baggies left round the house.
07:12Vodka,
07:12champagne,
07:13and tequila,
07:14all washed down with chlorinated water.
07:16Drowned, then?
07:17Look,
07:18the amount of ketamine in his system,
07:19I'm surprised he was able to fall in,
07:20never mind get out.
07:22Only have a marks on the body
07:23with contusions on his hand,
07:24consistent with a punch.
07:25Traces of blood on the wedding ring,
07:27not his.
07:28Which no doubt we won't have a match for.
07:31Well.
07:34Who?
07:38I think there's more to this.
07:41This DNA has now been found
07:42at the scene of two suspicious deaths.
07:48Well, that certainly struck a nerve.
07:51Gup?
07:51I can believe Jackson punched him.
07:57He's a very punchable guy.
07:59But a killer?
08:00I mean,
08:01if there even is one,
08:01Rosa.
08:03Time will tell.
08:03Hiya.
08:21Oh, Rita.
08:22Hello.
08:23You're a bit early.
08:25Oh,
08:25copper,
08:26I'm having.
08:26Yes, please,
08:27thanks.
08:27Thanks, um,
08:28milk,
08:28no sugar.
08:29Milk,
08:30no sugar.
08:32Hm.
08:33We, uh,
08:38the group,
08:38we go out for drinks after.
08:40It's really nice,
08:41actually.
08:42We've, um,
08:42we've actually become friends,
08:44the six of us.
08:45It's wonderful,
08:46dear.
08:47Always room for a seventh.
08:48Well,
08:49I am always happy
08:50to spend time with friends.
08:52Friends.
08:52Ah,
08:53Stephen.
08:54I heard about your dad.
08:57How is he?
08:59Oh,
08:59good.
09:01It's been a challenging week.
09:03For some more than others.
09:07My trusty Jasper is to hand,
09:09should anyone need to ground themselves.
09:12Oh,
09:12bollocks.
09:15Because grief is something all of you will know.
09:20The death of a relationship is no less painful than the death of a person.
09:25It is,
09:27though,
09:28a complicated grief.
09:31Perhaps,
09:32something there resonates with you.
09:34If so,
09:35the conch is yours.
09:39Stephen?
09:40No.
09:42Anyone else?
09:43My dad loved my mum.
09:47You could measure it out in cups of tea.
09:49Because he'd always make her a fresh brew if she asked for it.
09:54Thing is,
09:55she never drank it.
09:57Used to drive him mad.
09:59Used to have to sit there,
10:00watch it go cold,
10:01on the side,
10:02and then she had the nerve to ask him for another one.
10:05He'd always make her a fresh cup.
10:07And then he'd have to sit there and watch that go cold.
10:10And then she had a heart attack.
10:13I mean,
10:14she was all right
10:15for a while.
10:17But she...
10:20And he still kept making them with Sue,
10:26he started.
10:27And he'd wait for it to go cold,
10:29and then he'd go and he'd make her another one,
10:30because she...
10:32Because she couldn't ask for it.
10:36Now,
10:36don't get me wrong.
10:37Sue's brilliant.
10:38I love Sue.
10:38But...
10:41I've been spending a lot of time with my dad in the last week,
10:45and...
10:46Can't help thinking.
10:50I don't think Sue...
10:54would keep making me cups of tea.
10:59Crusts.
11:03Bloody hell.
11:06Crusts.
11:07Yeah,
11:07Jim.
11:08Refused to eat them,
11:09point blank.
11:10Middle-aged man,
11:11breakfast of a child.
11:13So,
11:14I used to cut them off for him,
11:15because...
11:18It's what you do.
11:19Yeah.
11:20You do the little things.
11:23Sometimes I think about setting the restaurant on fire.
11:25Oh, fucking hell.
11:27I wouldn't.
11:29My stuff's upstairs.
11:29But the mirror wouldn't be there.
11:39She'd have to go.
11:42And then she'd be out of my life forever.
11:44You know, my feelings aren't complicated.
11:46I just...
11:47I just wanted her to hurt.
11:50The way I do.
11:51But she doesn't.
11:55How do you know she doesn't?
12:04Wait, am I the answer?
12:05Yes, Tush.
12:06I love it.
12:06I love it.
12:06It's the same thing with family.
12:08I love it.
12:08It's been a week and I still think it's him
12:29And then when it isn't
12:32Sorry
12:34I can't help it
12:36I've been practising in front of the mirror
12:39But I just
12:40Does it make me be a bad person?
12:43No, of course not
12:44He was still a person though, wasn't he?
12:48Still had hopes and dreams
12:49And things that he wanted to do
12:51He still could have changed
12:52Anyway, fuck him, who's next?
12:58You can't be serious
12:59After everything that's happened
13:01Should we even still be meeting like this?
13:04Well, diverging from normal behaviours
13:07Could arguably look even more suspicious
13:09But we don't have to just talk about revenge, do we?
13:12That is not all we are
13:13Who's God, would it be?
13:22Mine are Steve's
13:23Hello, excuse me
13:24You don't want to do it
13:25I didn't say that
13:27A man died
13:29The police interviewed Callum
13:32Who's next for interrogation?
13:35Rita, we left the party
13:37Whatever happened to Jack's got nothing to do with any of us, right, Rachel?
13:40Well, the police think it's misadventure, so
13:42So it's just an accident?
13:44Oh yeah, but there's a few other details that the police don't know, aren't there?
13:48Alright
13:48What if we do something nice?
13:52What are you talking about?
13:53Well, Meera, I want to go on, yeah
13:55But I've kind of gone off the whole revenge thing now, so
13:58Instead, why don't we just come together to give her something she actually wants?
14:02Which is?
14:03Easy
14:04To study a new Rajah Patel
14:05What's a Rajah Patel?
14:07He's like the Gordon Ramsay of Gujarat
14:10I mean, she's cut for him before
14:12She even blew him away
14:13He offered an apprenticeship on the spot, but she turned it down
14:16Why?
14:17Imposter syndrome
14:17If she wrote to him, I know he'd give her another chance
14:20Then she'd be out of my life for good
14:22But
14:24She's never been able to pluck up the courage
14:26Well, then, good job she's got her own PR exec to do it for her
14:30Sweet
14:31I brought you something
14:45Well, that's incredibly morbid
14:54Well, that's incredibly morbid
14:55Nah
14:56It's a collector's item
14:57Or it would have been
15:00To Mr. Smoothie
15:03And a case closed with zero overtime
15:06Maybe there was a killer after all
15:15Don't give me that look
15:17I invented that look
15:19And I'm as suspicious as I come, Rosa
15:21But sometimes
15:22It is just Occam's razor
15:23You don't know Occam's razor
15:26What I know
15:27Is that you do this job for long enough
15:29You rack up so many losses
15:30You forget what a win looks like
15:31Look, he had the coke to come up
15:33The kettle bring him down
15:34Lost his foot and fell in and couldn't get out
15:36It happens
15:37I'm not so sure
15:39Had enough ketanin in him to bring down a rhino
15:42Something's not sitting right
15:44That'll be a rosca
15:46Right
15:48If you need some actual drinks
15:50Can we please go to the pub?
15:53Fine
15:53Thank you so much
16:03Really, Dan
16:04I'll serve the colour
16:05Cheers, cheers, everyone
16:07Chalo, chalo
16:08Celebrating
16:10Well, Mira certainly is
16:12She's been given a huge opportunity
16:14Yeah?
16:15Tell them, Mira
16:16I'm going to be equity partner at Rora
16:19Woo!
16:20Yay!
16:20Fucking what?
16:24Well, there's a chance we're going to lose her
16:25We could hardly have that, couldn't we?
16:27So there was something else in it?
16:29I got another offer from Rajah Patel
16:30And I can't quite believe I turned it down again
16:33But, you know, working at a restaurant
16:35Is about making it feel like home
16:37And
16:38I found mine
16:40Mine
16:40My home
16:42What is it?
16:46Wait, Tej
16:46Tej
16:48Come here
16:51Come here
16:52No, mate
16:55I'm not blind
16:56Okay?
16:58I can see that
16:59Mira being here is causing you some, um
17:02Some pain, isn't it?
17:06Yeah
17:06So
17:07What we need
17:08Is to figure out how to get her
17:10Away
17:12Yeah
17:14No, yeah, yeah, yeah
17:15That's good
17:16Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:16So I'm going to ask her out
17:18What?
17:20No
17:20No, no, no
17:21Shh
17:22Listen
17:22Because if I'm taking her out on dates
17:24And doing all that
17:25She's going to be spending less time around here
17:26Isn't she?
17:27No, but you
17:28Or do you want her around here forever?
17:30Well, obviously
17:30No, because I could do fun dates in the restaurant
17:31But I'd just keep her around here more, wouldn't it?
17:35Right
17:35Right
17:36So date's in the restaurant
17:38Or date's out of the restaurant?
17:40Date's out of the restaurant
17:41Good idea
17:44They're looking hella cheap otherwise
17:45Oh, and, uh
17:48To tell you the truth
17:49I'm actually, uh
17:50Just a little bit relieved
17:52Because we kind of made out last week
17:53What?
17:55But that was kind of like, you know
17:56It's like part of the plan, innit?
17:58You know, I just got a head start
17:59Yeah
18:01Nice one, Paige
18:02Good talk
18:04Ha
18:05You know, just once
18:11I'd love it
18:12If one of our plans
18:13Went off without a hitch
18:14Work for the daddy
18:23Or there's whiskey in the jar
18:26No
18:26I wouldn't just kill that earworm
18:28A whole Irish road trip
18:30Dan had it on a fucking loop
18:32Paige
18:35There's something you should know
18:37You never disconnected the cameras
18:39Show me
18:40I told me that shit it off me
18:43I know she'd never leave me
18:45But that they don't take that woman for
18:47And that can't be easy
18:49And it can't be easy
18:49We don't even know what I'm
18:51Blackboard radio
18:52Blackboard radio
18:53Blackboard radio
18:54Always whiskey in the jar
18:57Oh, we don't need all of this
19:00What are you doing?
19:00I want to see it
19:01How can I not think about it?
19:04I'll never be her
19:05Ellie's not
19:06You know
19:07Don't bullshit me
19:09I have eyes
19:10Here we go
19:11Maybe you should have
19:13Emily is beautiful
19:17Fine, yes, but
19:18It's made her ugly
19:20You know those girls at school
19:23They're so hot
19:23They never develop a personality
19:24Emily is so much worse than that
19:28Because she did develop a personality
19:29But a fucking awful one
19:31She's vain
19:33And vapid
19:35And arrogant
19:36And narcissistic
19:38I married Emily
19:41I didn't know what that was
19:43Emily
19:43Shut it down, Tage
19:48He's just saying it
19:58Because he has to say it
20:00Because
20:00She's a pitiful
20:02Insecure wreck of a human
20:04I know
20:05He loved me
20:06I loved him
20:08Of course you did
20:09Voice of an angel
20:10He was my first
20:16Love
20:18Oh, fuck that for a laugh
20:21First and never good
20:22Trust me on that
20:24Last, on the other hand
20:27Sorry about the, um
20:35All good
20:35You'd make an excellent bouncer, by the way
20:38You're fucking wasted in PR
20:39See when Bex and me started dating
20:43Fuck, we're not doing exes
20:44Or dating
20:45We're not dating
20:46You're either in or you're out
20:48And no, you can't do an in or out
20:51Don't
20:51But it's right there on the table
20:53Leave it on the table
20:54I'm in
20:58And I'm out
21:02What?
21:11What?
21:19Mum?
21:21Oh, I forgot
21:21She's out
21:22That's fine
21:23I just
21:25Hopped by to see how you all were
21:28Something was nagging at me
21:29But I think it was just that
21:30I hadn't done a welfare check yet
21:31How are you?
21:38Hey, look at them
21:39They're fab
21:41Thanks, I don't usually do nails
21:43But Mum said I could
21:45I was gonna do waves
21:47But Joanna's school's got police last year
21:50He's nails
21:51He's nails, Leon
21:53Why did they find coke under them but no ketamine?
21:57Unless
21:58Somebody spiked him
21:59I think someone murdered Jack Jackson
22:04You're not still watching it, are you?
22:10From one prick to another
22:11Come to Rara restaurant this Sunday
22:14And we will feed more than just your stomach
22:16Join me, Baba Orn
22:18For a guided meditation
22:19And walk your path to Shani
22:21It's gonna be unbelievable
22:22Apparently, he's an influencer now
22:24Fucking despicable human being
22:28You know, he's always had everything he wants in life
22:30And it has never been enough
22:32And now he wants Meera
22:33If he gets over, then they're
22:35Then they're both gonna be in my life forever
22:39Look, I know
22:40He's not an ex
22:41I know we have rules, but
22:43We make the rules
22:44Yeah, let's take down Rohan
22:45Hang on
22:47Yeah, I'm in
22:47Yeah, let's do it
22:48No, no, no
22:49Well, don't I get a say in this
22:51I thought this was a democracy
22:53It is
22:54We all just voted against you
22:55Yeah, but what if something goes wrong again?
22:58Oh, Rach, tell them
22:59Sorry, what were you saying?
23:01Wait, is this about Jim?
23:02No, it's not about Jim
23:03It's just that you're all acting like nothing has changed
23:05But everything has
23:06Why can't any of you see that?
23:08I'm not getting arrested just to get back at Jim
23:10Oh, fuck me, you're all mad
23:15What are you, completely mad?
23:18I'm out
23:19And nobody try and stop me
23:22Right, tell us about Rohan
23:31Okay
23:31Community golden boy, but he never used to be
23:33Once upon a time he was just this spotty kid with anger issues
23:36And then he found religion
23:37And TikTok
23:38And a skincare routine
23:41He sort of just put them all together
23:43But anyway
23:43Now he's this teen idol guru thing
23:46He calls himself Baba Om
23:47And preaches the Raja Yoga as his path to inner peace
23:50And his path to fame and fortune
23:52It's all a lie
23:54He's a total screaming hypocrite
23:56I actually located his phone when he said he was an India
23:58And he wasn't
23:59He was an Ibiza
24:00He hasn't changed
24:02No matter what he says
24:03That angry kid's still in there
24:06If there's one thing that will turn my Lula and Joshy off an influencer
24:11It's lack of authenticity
24:12So what you need to do
24:14Is you need to find that angry kid inside of him
24:17And show it to the world
24:18No, we don't need to show it to the world
24:20Just mirror
24:22What about both?
24:25Oi, Rambo
24:26Safety glasses
24:28Didn't you used to run into gunfire?
24:32Oh, yeah, wee beauty
24:33You pulled a pin
24:36You wait two seconds
24:38And you'll get enough white smoke to announce a pope
24:41I'm pretty sure throwing military class smoke grenades into a family restaurant is several sorts of illegal
24:48Which is why
24:49I'm gonna jerry-rig a fuse
24:51And encase it in an air freshener
24:54Plausible
24:55Deniability
24:56All you have to do is plug it in
24:59Can I hold that?
25:01I'm alright
25:03But be careful
25:07Bugsy
25:08I'm not seven
25:08Yeah
25:09I love you too
25:11Everything okay?
25:16Silly question, really
25:17Yeah, that's a Jewish mum for you
25:19Can't stop checking in
25:21Or making lasagna
25:23That was her letting me know dinner's on the table
25:27But you're
25:29In a depressed ex-soldier's caravan formulating a plan to take down a Hindu guru's TikTok empire
25:34Yeah, life
25:35Comes at you fast
25:37I can't look them in the eye
25:39The kids
25:41No, they idolise Jack
25:44And I can't tell them the truth
25:46I can't live the lie
25:48I just wish it wasn't an accident
25:51No, I
25:52I get it, Rach
25:53I didn't mean that
25:54It's not what I meant
25:55I just
25:55Emily, I just wish someone had been there
25:58Then they could have told me
25:59Was he angry?
26:01Was he scared?
26:03Unrepentant?
26:04Remortal?
26:04I think he was probably just drunk
26:06Rach
26:07Yeah, probably
26:09We should go
26:10Just be at home
26:12We can handle this one
26:14I barely touched that
26:23One fucking rule
26:26One
26:27I mean
26:28What did I tell you?
26:29I know, I know
26:44It was great
27:04Hey, guys, how are you doing?
27:05Good to see you
27:05Hi
27:07Hi
27:08You look good too
27:09Hey, what?
27:10How are you doing?
27:10Guys, how are we doing?
27:12How's that?
27:12What did you get out?
27:13It's awesome
27:14Now, I'm still
27:15Ready?
27:17Oh, brilliant
27:18Hello
27:18What are you doing?
27:22Just checking the air fresheners working
27:24Breath is a gateway to the soul, right?
27:28That is right, brother
27:29I didn't realise you followed me
27:31Well, I'll take it off anyway
27:34And how about Ibiza?
27:40How on earth did you find out about my holiday?
27:43You know, Swami Vishwananda himself
27:45He said the Ayasveda sunset was the first moment he truly understood Kala
27:49He recommended it
27:51Wait
27:53Sage, did you
27:56Did you think I was out there clubbing?
28:01Oh, I can see you're carrying a lot of resentment for me, eh?
28:07But that's okay
28:08But that's okay
28:08That's okay
28:10I've got an eight-step programme for that
28:12You know
28:13Mira's actually on it
28:16As part of her, you know
28:17Healing journey
28:19From you
28:20Oh, speaking of Mira
28:24Quick question
28:25She spit or swallow
28:27When she's cooking
28:30No, I hate a messy kitchen
28:32Brothers and sisters
28:39Family
28:40And friends
28:42Now, we live in a loud world
28:46A world of flashing screens
28:48Endless notifications
28:50A thousand distractions
28:51Pulling us in a thousand directions
28:53And is it any wonder
28:55That we lose ourselves in the noise?
28:58That's almost time
28:59Is it any wonder when faced
29:02I think we might have a problem
29:05Oh, fuck, fuck
29:07How does she even know the plan?
29:09Oh, it's me
29:10She asked
29:11I thought she was making conversation
29:12But the ancient sages
29:19They taught that the path to peace
29:22Is not about escaping the world
29:23No
29:24But engaging with it
29:25Fully
29:26Now
29:32Let's all take a moment
29:34To breathe into our peace
29:36After everything
29:39I thought better of me than drop us in it
29:41Only I wasn't
29:42I wouldn't
29:43You're my friends
29:44I was just going to say
29:46That someone was going to spoil the event
29:48That was it
29:48I just don't want anyone else to get hurt
29:51For the last time we did
29:52Jack
29:52I don't care about Jack
29:53I care about you
29:54I mean, look at us
29:57Rachel has got no closure
29:59Callum is at war with Bex
30:00Dan is still inside your head
30:02Are any of us actually any happier?
30:05Can't we just talk?
30:06If Jim and I had talked
30:07We wouldn't be in this mess
30:09Okay
30:10Okay
30:12Go on then
30:13Talk to Rohan
30:14And after, when you're done
30:16When Mira and Rohan are official
30:19And Tej, our friend
30:20Is more miserable than ever
30:21Then you talk to him
30:23So then
30:28Just take a breath
30:31Let's do our thing
30:32And after we'll call you
30:34And go to the pub
30:35Six of us, your friends
30:36And we'll talk, okay?
30:39Okay
30:39Okay
30:40Emily
30:42Be careful
30:44Emily
30:45Be careful
30:47Everything all right?
30:59Emily?
31:00Yeah
31:00Yeah, fine
31:01That's the signal
31:08Everyone stay calm
31:30Stay calm
31:31It's photoshopped
31:42It's deepfakes
31:45That's not me
31:48It's deepfakes
31:58That
31:58That's not me
32:00This is you
32:05This is all
32:06He's always been jealous of me
32:09Don't challenge you
32:10Just fucking look at him
32:11No, he's been out of dispatches all day
32:13All day
32:14He even knew about Ibiza
32:15No
32:17No, no, no, no
32:19No, I mean
32:20I was in Ibiza
32:21But I wasn't
32:21You know, I wasn't
32:22Fuck off, Lonnie
32:28Oh, my God
32:30We got him
32:34I still can't believe
32:36That you found a photograph of him
32:38Shirtless
32:39At a beach party
32:40On horseback
32:41Wait, there's a will
32:43I still can't believe
32:44Nothing went wrong
32:45Only because Emily
32:46Topped Rita off the ledge
32:47Where is she, anyway?
32:51Oh, fuck
32:52Well, she's hard to do it
33:03So I think we're
33:04Your mum said you'd be doing these meetings
33:16That's good
33:18Of course, Kambina said I'd find you here
33:22That you'd made friends
33:24It's good, too
33:25It's like there's this
33:31Well
33:33And it's bottomless
33:34Nothing fills it, ever
33:35Not people
33:37Or food
33:37Or love
33:39Never love
33:41Love just makes it deeper
33:42On some days
33:46Every now and then
33:47When the kitchen was buzzing
33:48Her new mum was yelling
33:50The tables were round
33:52The plates were spilling over
33:53On days like that
33:55It just about touched the sides
33:57But that came at a cost
34:01I came to say I'm leaving
34:05I'm taking up Rajat Patel's apprenticeship
34:09My cab's outside
34:11I know it was you
34:22Who emailed him
34:24You're the only person I told
34:27I just have one question
34:30How did you know he'd still want me?
34:32Because your food tastes like home
34:38Our daughter
34:44I would have called her Amaya
34:46Amaya
34:58Goodbye Amaya
35:05You know Dan was wrong about one thing
35:11He said I built myself up
35:13Based on how I look
35:14I didn't
35:16I built myself up
35:20Based on how he made me feel
35:21It was my platform
35:24And now it's gone
35:25I feel like there's this
35:28Void beneath me
35:30And I
35:31I don't know what to do
35:33Just float
35:38Float
35:42Look I'm just a roofer
35:45But Dan's an idiot
35:47You're kind
35:49You're loyal
35:50And you're exciting
35:53Float
35:56Float
36:04Float
36:05You know maybe instead of coming over later later
36:11You could
36:11Maybe come over early later
36:15Like for dinner
36:16I've got a meeting with a lawyer about Bella
36:20It was just crossing the I's and dotting the D's
36:23Kilometer Street after
36:26well
36:30that's just
36:33that's
36:35Don't you
36:40It's Dan.
37:03Hello?
37:04What the fuck, Emily?
37:06Charlotte has been grumpy for weeks, and I thought it was just wedding nerves.
37:10But it turns out it's you. It's fucking you.
37:13What did you say to me?
37:14I told everyone I know.
37:17It'll be poison. You drip poison, Emily.
37:20You can't help it. It's just who you are.
37:22That's why everyone leaves you.
37:32Just say the word.
37:37What do you mean I've got to let them go?
37:39I mean, Mr. Bird, there's actually nothing you can do to stop Beck's moving Bella to Spain.
37:44I thought all this was just a formality. I thought this was just about ticking boxes.
37:47Something has come to light.
37:50It seems Mrs. Bird has been made aware of your recent involvement in a police investigation.
37:56Involvement? How did he... I'm not even a suspect.
38:00It doesn't matter. It creates an impression.
38:03It's suggestive of a person who's not...
38:05A fuck-off party!
38:19I'll have one if you're making it.
38:20It's made.
38:21All right.
38:29Well, I've told my dad.
38:33That's how you know it's real.
38:34Mm-hmm.
38:36I don't know how much he took in, but...
38:39I've told him.
38:40Why?
38:43Why what?
38:45Why wouldn't he have taken it in?
38:49Because he's fading through.
38:58Anyway.
38:58Oh, that sounds awful, Stephen.
39:05Let's, um...
39:06Let's push pause on this, shall we?
39:12I think sometimes it takes a shock to make you realize what's important.
39:20How about I make you that nice cup of tea, then?
39:25Maybe we can talk.
39:26It's all right.
39:38It's all right.
39:56I'm a shit brother.
40:11But we both know they were deep fakes, Tej.
40:14You know how I'm so short?
40:16Because I genuinely never set foot in a club the entire time I was in Ibiza.
40:24And you can lie to everyone else.
40:27I deserve it.
40:31But you can't lie to me.
40:32Does it feel good, what you did, Tej?
40:40Does it make you happy?
40:47Yeah.
40:47You sure you're okay?
40:53Aye, just sometimes I get these headaches.
40:55I'll be fine by morning.
40:57We could do breakfast, then.
40:59Still have dessert.
41:00You're on.
41:01Dan doesn't know what he's missing.
41:04Night, Poppins.
41:05Bye.
41:05Bye.
41:29Bye.
41:30Bye.
41:30Bye.
41:31Bye.
41:33Bye.
41:33Bye.
41:35I just wanted to say, good luck.
41:54I just wanted to wish you good luck.
41:57Good luck.
41:58Good luck.
42:28Do-ma-do-do-ma-da, whack-o-ma-da-dee-oh, whack-o-ma-da-dee-oh, there's whiskey in the jar.
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