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00:00Super, you couldn't stay, you're in our way
00:05Aquellos forever
00:07Aquellos forever
00:10Aquellos forever
00:13Aquellos forever
00:15Aquellos forever
00:21You think I'm pretty
00:22You think I'm pretty
00:24You think I'm pretty
00:25You think I'm fucking
00:26You think I'm pretty
00:27Let's go!
00:30I'm pretty
00:40I really think you're gonna get out soon
00:44I really think you're gonna get out soon
00:49Good job
00:52I give you a A
00:54A golden star
00:56You think you're clever
00:58Oh God, she took a break, made a mistake when she made a driver.
01:06Que los forever, que los forever, que los forever.
01:18You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty.
01:23Welcome up, want to get on the ice for Boston?
01:25You're not going to get off of the ice, I'm pretty.
01:29Keep going, you're not going to get off of the ice.
01:31You're not going to get off soon.
01:34I really hope you're going to get off soon.
01:37Oh man, I hope you're gonna get off soon.
01:42I really hope you're gonna get off soon.
01:45I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone right.
01:51A tree at the top of a hill, it's crooked from doing bad minds
01:58You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
02:05You're washed up forever, I've been standing in my light
02:12You're standing in my light
02:15You're sta-
02:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
02:29You say you're scarier, and most people do
02:32This is the real world, honey, and all of them
02:35In spite of everything, I guess there's just no good at it too
02:39Nice try, knock it out the way
02:43Good job, you just take a fucking hit
02:47I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya
02:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
02:54Nice try
02:55Get out of the way
02:57You're in our way
02:58Get lost forever
03:00Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back him
03:06I think you mean fucks with, buddy
03:08I fucking mean what I mean
03:10They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
03:12The fuck does that mean?
03:14They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
03:15No thanks
03:16Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
03:18Yeah, maybe you'll be weird somewhere else
03:21I'm not even that one
03:22Whatever you need, Captain
03:24Hey, Hollander
03:26Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
03:31Oh, Mr. Hollander
03:33What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
03:35Well, hockey is a complicated and nuanced game
03:38But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
03:41And how about that other team?
03:45Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
03:47He had a hat trick last week
03:48And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
03:50Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
03:51No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
03:53Thanks guys
03:54OK
03:55Nah
05:11Wow, this Montreal girl wakes you up, brother.
05:29Shut your idiot face, Marley.
05:31You're straight up blushing, Ross.
05:32No, never in life have I blushed.
05:35Russians do not do this.
05:36You will murder me.
05:53Maybe.
05:54Get in.
05:55Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
06:02What the fuck?
06:03You were hard, weren't you?
06:05For how long?
06:05The whole game.
06:07You're such a fucking ass.
06:09You missed me, didn't you?
06:11I fucking didn't.
06:13And I still beat your ass.
06:14Barely.
06:15Oh, nice place.
06:23Thanks.
06:24I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
06:29Right next door.
06:31I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
06:36Mr. Businessman.
06:37Shut up.
06:37Mr. Landlord.
06:40You asked.
06:41No, I didn't.
06:55So where do you want me?
06:57In the kitchen, on the floor.
07:00Fuck you.
07:05Did your mom buy all these pillows?
07:06No.
07:07Have I hired someone?
07:10A designer?
07:12You think there is enough?
07:14Such an asshole.
07:17I think maybe you'll like it.
07:20I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
07:22I had one.
07:23You shouldn't be smoking.
07:25You shouldn't be talking.
07:30Come here.
07:31No, you come here.
07:32No, you come here.
07:33No, you come here.
07:34No, you come here.
07:35No, youinguém.
07:46No, you're not.
07:48No, you're not.
07:56No, you're not.
07:57Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough, fuck off.
08:27Where were you?
08:35Please don't go.
08:42Please don't go.
08:49Oh, my God.
08:57He's okay.
09:14Oh, shit, Rose.
09:18Is he okay?
09:27It's you.
09:31It's you.
09:32Okay.
09:34It's you.
09:38It's you.
09:42It's you.
09:46It's still okay.
09:47It's all right.
09:49Oh, God.
10:09Are you...
10:11Oh, God.
10:12Oh, God.
10:13Oh, God.
10:14Oh, God.
10:15Oh, God.
10:16Oh, God.
10:17Oh, God.
10:18Oh, God.
10:37Now the bed's all dead.
10:40What?
10:41Shut up.
10:42Shut up.
10:47I will shower now, okay?
10:48Okay.
11:11You killed me, Lunder.
11:13I'm dead.
11:15That was so fucking hot.
11:21Weird to wait.
11:22I should go.
11:23I should go.
11:32I should go.
11:34I should go.
11:43So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
11:47Oh, right.
11:49Your family must be happy there in Russia.
11:52Hmm.
11:54Yes.
11:56My parents are pretty psyched for me.
11:58They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up before I am to watch every game.
12:02I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
12:03My father, yes.
12:04Maybe my brother, but who knows.
12:05Cool.
12:06Anyways, I'm psyched.
12:07I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
12:08Dreaming of what?
12:09Bronze medal?
12:10You fucking wish, dude.
12:11Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
12:13Don't fuck yourself, Rosna.
12:14Mm-mm.
12:15You're such a good trick.
12:16Your cab is definitely here.
12:17I'm not.
12:18I'm not.
12:19I'm not.
12:20I'm not.
12:21I'm not.
12:22I'm not.
12:23I'm not.
12:24I'm not.
12:25I'm not.
12:26I'm not.
12:27I'm not.
12:28I'm not.
12:29I'm not.
12:30I'm not.
12:31I'm not.
12:32I'm not.
12:33I'm not.
12:34I'm not.
12:35I'm not.
12:36I'm not.
12:37I'm not.
12:38I'm not.
12:39I'm not.
12:40I'm not.
12:41I'm not.
12:42I'm not.
12:43I'm not.
12:44I'm not.
12:45I'm not.
12:46Bye.
12:47Bye.
12:52Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
12:57For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
13:02a contender for top story here in Sochi.
13:04What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
13:09A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as
13:15his country's captain.
13:17All in there.
13:18What's up, motherfucker?
13:19Good voice.
13:20Hey.
13:21Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
13:22Be nice, Fanny.
13:23Nice.
13:24They fucking lost to Lafayette.
13:25Did you see that game?
13:26Yeah.
13:27It was a straight up shit show.
13:28A debacle.
13:29Hey.
13:30What did Ross say about it?
13:31Uh, I don't know.
13:32Nothing to me.
13:33That's for sure.
13:34I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
13:36Uh-uh.
13:37So you say this year, baby.
13:38We're fucking coming for you.
13:39Okay.
13:40Trust me.
13:41You look great in silver, Vani.
13:42Don't even stress.
13:43Oh, good one.
13:44Yeah.
13:45Does your room have that smell?
13:46Yes.
13:47Yes, it does.
13:58Is it black mold?
13:59Is this what JJ thinks it is?
14:01Yeah.
14:02I mean, you see that game.
14:03This is a straight up shit show.
14:04A debacle.
14:05Hey!
14:06What did Ross say about it?
14:07I don't know.
14:08Nothing to me.
14:09That's for sure.
14:10I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
14:11Uh-uh.
14:12So you said this year, baby.
14:13Black mold, because that's what JJ thinks it is.
14:15Yeah, he's probably right.
14:16The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
14:18All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
14:20My buddy Joe is in that program.
14:21We train together.
14:22Would you guys be cool to do that?
14:24I'd love to show up for him.
14:25Hell yeah, man.
14:27Show up for any dude who's that brave.
14:29What do you mean?
14:32Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
14:35I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
14:39hey, here's me.
14:40Russia is not safe for folks like that.
14:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
15:10Woo-hoo!
15:10Woo-hoo!
15:13Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
15:16Yeah, he did.
15:17I'm just going to find the bathroom.
15:40Hey.
15:41I'm not here.
15:46No, I'm not.
15:48I saw you up here.
15:49I wanted to see how you're doing.
15:51Fine.
15:52Go sit down.
15:56We are...
15:57We are not anything.
15:59Go away, Olander.
16:07Are you okay?
16:09Please, go.
16:11You didn't answer my text.
16:14No, I did not answer your boring text.
16:16Now you go.
16:18Fine.
16:19Fine.
16:20Fuck.
16:21Fine.
16:22Fine.
16:23Fine.
16:24Fine.
16:25Fine.
16:26Fine.
16:27Fine.
16:28Fine.
16:29Fine.
16:30Fine.
16:31Fine.
16:32Fine.
16:33Fine.
16:34Fine.
16:35Fine.
16:36Fine.
16:37Fine.
16:39Fine.
16:40Fine.
16:41Fine.
16:42Fine.
16:43Fine.
16:44Fine.
16:45Fine.
16:46Fine.
16:47Fine.
16:48bicycle.
16:49Fine.
16:50Come on.
16:51Fine.
16:52Fine.
16:53Fine.
17:06Fine.
17:07It's not a game, it's a game.
17:09It's a real shame. It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
17:15I'm playing now better than when I was.
17:18Our team is injured, the team is not playing.
17:21What is it? What is it for American absurd?
17:25You, captain, you make them playing.
17:28You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
17:32Who is it for you?
17:40Your mother? She can't do this.
17:47No, father.
17:50Mom died.
17:54Do you remember her?
17:57I was in your opinion, your mother.
18:00Where's Polina?
18:03In Moscow?
18:05Конечно.
18:10Нам нужно идти.
18:12На голове вечера.
18:16Чтобы я мог встретиться с министром.
18:20Да.
18:22Готов?
18:23Пошли.
18:25Конечно, выражаешься до самой крови.
18:27И все всегда убирается в автаре.
18:29А Владимир Левич?
18:30Ну, что с ним может быть вообще?
18:31Не, ну он не был формен, но...
18:33Кочев, Кочев пусть и Том остается.
18:35Ему надо отдыхать.
18:37Кочев призви всех в Америке.
18:39Надо зарабатывать.
18:40Хороший.
18:41Хороший.
18:42Хороший.
18:43Слишком хороший.
18:44Ужасный.
18:45Но это проблема с лидерством.
18:46Это всегда проблема.
18:48Лидерство.
18:49Лидерство.
18:50Лидерство.
18:55Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
18:58Ты же мой ангел.
18:59Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
19:01Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
19:03Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
19:06Я веду Лью в бар.
19:07Ему явно нужно еще один бокал.
19:11Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
19:13А?
19:14С самого детства.
19:15Спасибо.
19:16Я ангел.
19:17Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
19:20Я хочу выпить.
19:21Ну, не было бы я ей что-то поинтереснее.
19:33Давненько, Илья.
19:45Давненько, Саша.
19:52Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
19:54Я бы сказал спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
19:58Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею,
20:00ты умудрился этого избежать.
20:03Я иногда обращаю внимание.
20:06Когда ясно, что стоит обращать внимание.
20:09В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
20:12Не имеет?
20:13Почему ты так решила?
20:15Мой отец...
20:16Твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
20:19Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
20:22И плевать на эти дурацкие игры,
20:24когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
20:27Правда?
20:28Да, правда.
20:29Ханты и адмирали не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
20:31Но Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
20:35Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
20:38В этом году?
20:39Да, в этом году.
20:40Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
20:45Откуда ты все это знаешь?
20:46А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
20:51Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
20:55Души.
20:56Это восток, а потом ты сможешь победить...
20:58Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
21:02На Чикаго.
21:03Не то, что раньше.
21:04В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
21:07И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
21:10Так ты и выиграешь кубок сцены на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
21:19Нет, спасибо, мне пора спать.
21:21Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
21:24Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
21:26Верно.
21:27Но вам нужно еще договориться.
21:30Увидимся в гости никогда.
21:33Пока, папа.
21:34Поехали.
21:39Ну что?
21:42Как приезд, Саша?
21:45Вау.
21:46Там классно.
21:48Я просто обожаю это место.
21:51Клубы?
21:53Малбашки.
21:55Девушки.
21:56Просто прелесть.
21:59Амальчики.
22:01Ну...
22:03Ты же видел французских парней.
22:06Да, Илья?
22:13Боже.
22:15Вообще ничего.
22:18Ты не уходишь как они.
22:21Не шутишь.
22:23Не фиртуешь в ответе.
22:25Раньше ты был веселее.
22:35Умнее.
22:47Здесь?
22:49Серьезно?
22:51Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя.
22:55Если память меня не изменяет.
23:00Мы уже не дети, Саша.
23:04Да.
23:06Это точно.
23:11Прекрати.
23:13Ладно.
23:14Поехали куда-нибудь.
23:16Нет.
23:17Нет.
23:27Ладно.
23:29Я найду вечеринку.
23:31Окей.
23:32Окей.
23:40Пока, Илья.
23:42Был рад тебя видеть.
23:43Что случилось?
23:44Да.
23:45Да.
23:46Да.
23:47Да.
23:48Да.
23:49Да.
23:51Да.
23:53Да.
23:55Да.
23:56Да.
23:59Допустым, оперативный.
24:00Окей.
24:02Да.
24:03Да.
24:04Да.
24:06Да.
24:07Да.
24:08Да.
24:09Да.
24:10Я не знаю.
24:11Окей, Я не говорю.
24:12Не знаю.
24:13Я говорю о드�습니다.
24:14Да.
24:15Да.
24:16Трансель.
24:17Я говорю о том, что ты что делаешь?
24:18Я думаю.
24:19Да.
24:20Могай, мол, мол.
24:21Могай.
24:22Могай, мол.
24:23Можай, Мэй.
24:24Можай, Кэтик, Саша.
24:25You can do it, Aiden.
24:26Stop it, please.
24:27Boys, it's starting.
24:29Turn it up.
24:30It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
24:33You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
24:36Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break,
24:39a heartbreaking game for the Russians.
24:41Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
24:44He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
24:48Okay, listen the fuck up.
24:50Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
24:54I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
24:58I don't need to think about that.
24:59That was yesterday.
25:00That was before.
25:01Now, I only need one thing.
25:05I need to win.
25:09Here, at home, tonight.
25:12As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
25:17but I want to hear our fans.
25:19I want to hear them scream.
25:22I want to fuck San Francisco.
25:25I know you can do it.
25:28I've seen you fucking do it.
25:30I've seen every one of you do it.
25:32So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
25:37Because this is our fucking night.
25:41This is our fucking cup!
25:44Fucking fuck San Francisco!
25:47Let's fucking go!
25:52We'll fuck you.
25:53I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
26:00Shane hates him the most.
26:02What?
26:03You hate Rosanoff.
26:04Of course.
26:05But he's very good at hockey.
26:08The best, probably.
26:09Eh, nah.
26:10You're the fucking best, all-handed.
26:12Okay?
26:13Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
26:16And that is that.
26:18The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
26:21What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
26:24The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
26:27Leading his team in blocked shots.
26:29Two shots against Rob Gisley.
26:31It's a double-edged.
26:32That's an emerald-off!
26:34Goal!
26:36Goal!
26:37Goal!
26:38Goal!
26:39Goal!
26:41Well, nice lunch.
27:04I gave this to you for free.
27:05Where the fuck were you, Ron?
27:06Five seconds.
27:07Yeah, 25 seconds.
27:08Or even doing.
27:09And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award...
27:14I was busy.
27:15What's who?
27:16Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
27:24But the most important thing...
27:26Is the friends we make along the way.
27:30Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
27:35What?
27:36Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
27:39Okay, fine.
27:40But hurry up.
27:47Great.
27:48Give me your number.
27:49I'll text them to you.
27:50No chance.
27:53And the Lord's Tower Award for Most Sportsmanlike Player goes to...
27:56And the Lord's Tower Award for Most Sportsmanlike Player goes to be...
28:18well what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text for me in like six
28:45months you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then
28:49it's for some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me
28:55well
28:57i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
29:15maybe as nicely
29:20please
29:28if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
29:36you will have to ask nicer than that
29:38please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick
29:48please
29:51no
30:02what
30:05no
30:07we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
30:15and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
30:24maybe do more than just suck your dick
30:27when did your english get so good
30:31i uh i read the new yorker now
30:36really
30:37no the new yorker is boring
30:40my dad loves it
30:44oh
30:45so being boring is
30:47is genetic
30:48wow
30:49genetic
30:51let's make a deal
30:57if you win mvp tonight i will blow you
31:00fuck you
31:01whatever you want
31:02and if you win
31:07good luck to me
31:24good luck to me
31:24good luck to me
31:37good luck to you
32:03Congratulations.
32:11Now take off your clothes.
32:14You're such an asshole.
32:33What?
33:00Just a lot of windows.
33:03Good.
33:24Now get on the bed.
33:25This is a good hotel.
33:34Very nice vodka.
33:36It's hard to find in America.
33:38Okay.
33:41Touch yourself.
33:43What?
33:43Show off for me.
33:44I want to watch you.
33:46You what?
33:47It's my special day, Hollander.
33:48I want to watch.
33:50I've never...
33:50Never.
33:51No shit.
33:52Fuck you.
33:54Give me some vodka at least.
33:55No, no, no, no.
33:56Vodka is for after.
33:57That's your reward.
34:20Do you want to know how it feels?
34:35How what feels?
34:37Holding the cup.
34:39You fucking asshole.
34:40I can barely describe it.
34:42Oh my god, Hollander.
34:57Fuck.
34:57Are you going to fuck me?
35:07We will see.
35:11I need...
35:14What?
35:15You know.
35:16Tell me.
35:20You?
35:21I need you.
35:27I need you.
35:48I need you.
36:19So Russia this year was something else.
36:31It's intense there.
36:37So are you heading back soon?
36:41Back.
36:42To Russia for the summer?
36:45Oh, yes.
36:46Yes.
36:52Why?
36:54What do you mean, why?
36:58Do you have to?
37:00There is no have to.
37:02It's home.
37:05Yeah.
37:06But I don't know.
37:08Is it safe?
37:09What do you mean, safe?
37:13I don't know.
37:16Do you even like it there?
37:24What difference does it make?
37:26A pretty big one, I think.
37:28I need to sleep.
37:37Huh?
37:39Yeah, me too.
37:40I should have.
37:40So, uh, I'm off.
37:53Goodbye, Hollander.
37:53Good morning.
38:02Good morning.
38:06Good morning.
38:08Good morning.
38:10I don't know.
38:40I don't know.
39:10I don't know.
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