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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 4
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00:00Feature.
00:00Snatch game and design.
00:03I definitely think I'm gonna add more, more, more.
00:05I'm gonna fight for my country.
00:07Even the spirits are confused with that one.
00:10Maya Fox.
00:12Van Gogh.
00:13Congratulations.
00:15You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
00:17Holy shit.
00:19Caramel.
00:20Shantae Yousseh.
00:21Stardoll.
00:22Sashay away.
00:24Star is gone.
00:27I feel a little responsible and a little guilty,
00:32but also a little like, ooh.
00:34At least you're not coming back in the work room
00:36and you're gonna be mad at me.
00:37I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:39I don't deserve to be here, but I look so pussy.
00:43Just know I will always be a mwah, star.
00:47P.S. Van, you owe me, sis.
00:50God.
00:51I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync,
00:53a lot of anger, a lot of heartbreak for star.
00:56I'm like definitely in my feels right now
00:58and I need to let some things out.
00:59Wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:02No, Keisha, no shade, I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
01:05I'm surprised by that choice.
01:07It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel,
01:10like you did better in the challenge for sure.
01:12I looked at the competition over the top of the competition,
01:15and I'm surprised by that choice.
01:17I'm surprised by that choice.
01:18It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel,
01:20the competition overall,
01:21and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
01:24Ultimately, I choose to save Velma,
01:26and this is a strategic move, I have to be honest.
01:28Who's gonna be able to help me long-term?
01:31And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:33I'm a little pissed off.
01:34I was kind of gagged in that moment
01:36because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:38The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:43In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:46I just feel like it's fake as fuck, and I'm not here for it.
01:49Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here said that they would save me,
01:53I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
01:56At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
01:59Your look was good also like me.
02:01It was not like that clear.
02:02I do think my critiques were better.
02:04Like they said they laughed.
02:06Well, they laughed at the same joke.
02:07They said that you weren't funny though.
02:08They said they didn't laugh at anything.
02:10I just think Velma's bullshit.
02:11Are we in the same room?
02:13Are we hearing the same thing?
02:14Like, is your brain not working?
02:17You like didn't get any laughs.
02:19Like they said you weren't funny.
02:20Everybody is shocked.
02:22Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
02:25This is something that I will remember forever.
02:28So what was your decision, Van?
02:30I'll be the first one to say it.
02:32I think Star's a threat.
02:33So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
02:37I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:40I don't know what Star's going to do.
02:42And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:44Caramel, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:47That part, that part.
02:51Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
02:53Just bare face with a wig.
02:57I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little.
03:03But I think it's time to get out of drag.
03:08Season six is playing the game.
03:10The beaver's making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
03:15No one's sticking to like the previous seasons where it was boring and they're like track record.
03:20You can't bet on an alliance.
03:23I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their world.
03:26The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000 with Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights with extra special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:43It's a new day in the workroom and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
03:56So I got to make sure that I'm still in that top spot.
03:58So none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:00We made it another week.
04:01We got some wins on the board now.
04:06I have a win.
04:07Salty has a win.
04:08Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:08I'm coming up right next.
04:11Yes.
04:12Now listen here.
04:13One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:16So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
04:20I really didn't have a good week.
04:21I know it was a fiasco.
04:23I don't know how to land a plane.
04:25It's really important that I bounce back because of course they're going to eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:34Do you remember being in the alliance, female alliance?
04:37I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:39Yeah, it's a record.
04:40There's no record.
04:41Oh, it's made it.
04:43Of course.
04:44The girls will want you.
04:45Oh, yes, of course.
04:46If I'm on the top, I'll say again if you're in Nevada and vice versa.
04:50Girl, Vemma got me goofed up this morning.
04:54In all tea, I lowkey had an alliance with Star.
04:56That's not true.
04:57Stop it.
04:59Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:01Girl, I saw an opportunity and I took it.
05:04Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity.
05:07I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:09I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:13Yes, you did.
05:14After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
05:18Here we go.
05:18First doesn't let me choose and then he says I should get in the bottom.
05:22I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:25I just want to shake them a little bit and also let them know that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:30So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:34Don't mean anything.
05:34Don't mean anything.
05:35Don't mean anything.
05:36Don't mean anything.
05:37This table chat is so revealing.
05:40These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:44And that's okay because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:48Oh, here we go.
05:52Oh, Canada.
05:55Seen it already than had her.
05:58Hey, page turners.
05:59Hey.
06:00There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
06:03So grab your reading glasses and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:09Oh, yeah.
06:11Oh, yeah.
06:13Oh, yeah.
06:15I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:21Now, you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:24Lucky for you in today's mini challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:31We'll talk all things fashion and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:36So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag.
06:41Okay.
06:41Then meet me in my atelier and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:46Ooh.
06:47Can I get a yes and?
06:48Yes and.
06:50Can I get a yes and Murray?
06:52Yes and Murray.
06:54On your marks, get set, pose.
07:03Oh, my God.
07:06This is crazy.
07:07First mini challenge of the season and I've never done quick drag before.
07:12We'll see how it looks.
07:17Oh, you better, bitch.
07:17I'm here.
07:28Oh, it's good to see me, isn't it?
07:30I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion
07:37consultation on the go.
07:38I'm so excited to be here.
07:40Thank you so much.
07:41I'm a big fan of yours.
07:42Oh, my God.
07:43Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
07:46I saw 48.
07:47I skipped 47.
07:48I probably need to see that.
07:49You do.
07:49I was server number three.
07:51Let me see the top of your head.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:52Yes, I remember that scene.
07:53Yes, yes.
07:54Can I come in?
07:55Abs, I wish you would.
07:56I'm coming in.
07:58Okay.
07:58Thank you so much.
08:00My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help.
08:05Oh, girl.
08:06Look at you.
08:06Oh, God.
08:08What have you been up to lately?
08:09I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:11Oh, my God.
08:11I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:13Oh, okay.
08:14It was explosive.
08:15I auditioned on American Idol.
08:17Oh, you did?
08:17Yeah.
08:18It didn't air, though.
08:19Look at you.
08:19You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:21Exactly.
08:23My name is Patricia.
08:24Pat, if you're nasty.
08:25You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:29Oh, okay.
08:30This nose knows no boundaries.
08:33I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:36That's how I know you.
08:37I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:39And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:42I think I would do skinny for sure would be the first one.
08:45Punk out of bed.
08:47Punk out of bed.
08:49Cheek.
08:50That's five words.
08:51This is my new pigeon coat.
08:52Pigeon is very in right now.
08:54Is it?
08:54It is, yeah.
08:55Okay.
08:56Baby, this is chicken feathers from my own coop.
09:00It's farm to closet.
09:02Oh, yes.
09:02Oh, right.
09:03I mean, oh, your bosoms are, I feel like they're coming out.
09:06They're coming out.
09:07That might be something we can work on.
09:09I need some style help.
09:10Is this beaver?
09:12It's actually my back hair.
09:13It is.
09:14Yeah.
09:14I thought you took it off the back and put it on the front.
09:16Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it.
09:18I loved it.
09:19I love that shoe.
09:20Oh, yeah, thanks.
09:21This new match is always Carson.
09:22You're so flexible to rich.
09:25That's what gets me the covers.
09:27What do you think of my outfit?
09:29I do like your pocket handkerchief.
09:31Oh, thank you.
09:32Yes.
09:33The pocket square.
09:34Oh, I love a pocket square.
09:35It looks like a triangle to me.
09:37I know.
09:38I know.
09:38Who cares about geometry?
09:40I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:42Hold on.
09:43Let me see.
09:43Oh, my gosh.
09:45Look at them.
09:46Oh, my gosh.
09:48I just love love.
09:49I know.
09:50All right.
09:50We'll just try to avert our eyes.
09:52Who are some of your favorite style influencers?
09:55I think her name's Melinda Verga.
09:56Melinda Verga.
09:57Melinda Verga.
09:58Oh, girl, what an interesting choice.
10:00Brooklyn Heights.
10:01Really?
10:02I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:06You see that right there?
10:07I'll lift up them.
10:07Wow.
10:08Oh, wow.
10:08They look so real.
10:10Oh, thank you.
10:10I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:12Oh, my goodness.
10:14I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:20One second, one second.
10:21Let me clap it out of you.
10:22Oh.
10:23Oh, God, I feel.
10:25What just happened?
10:27We should probably see you do a little runway walk.
10:29I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:31Oh, my God, did you fall?
10:32No, I just had too much food.
10:34Oh, my God.
10:35Over here.
10:37Oh, God.
10:37Oh, goodness.
10:40Chiropractor.
10:40Faster.
10:41Faster, faster, faster, faster.
10:43Turn.
10:44And a little jog, a light jog, a light jog.
10:46Oh, yeah, that's good.
10:47Oh, yes.
10:47Lead with the knees.
10:49I remember this from Moncton Fashion Week.
10:53And that is the actual lobster roll.
10:58That's so unique.
10:59I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:02Okay.
11:04My spoons came out.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:06Where were those?
11:07This is when I lost Mr. Officer Roll 2005.
11:10Hold on.
11:10Added talent.
11:13All right.
11:13I think we're done here, so get out.
11:15Okay.
11:16Thank you so much.
11:17Thank you so much.
11:18I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:21Thanks so much.
11:22I'm banned.
11:23I'm sure you are.
11:25Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:29Yes.
11:30The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
11:34Sammy Landry.
11:35Oh, yeah!
11:37Good job!
11:41You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:47Ooh.
11:48Oh, my.
11:49All right.
11:50Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
11:53Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
11:57Oh!
12:01You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:06It is the reading battles.
12:07We've all seen it.
12:09Some of us may not love it.
12:10Reading is an art form.
12:12It is something that not everybody can do because you have to be smart.
12:17And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:20The goal is simple.
12:21Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:23Lose your battle and, well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:28And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:32But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:34Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:40Let me get a look here.
12:41Let me get a look.
12:43I get to pick my opponent first.
12:46Who do I want to destroy?
12:49I'm gonna go for P.M.
12:50Yes!
12:51I fucking hate you so much.
12:54I hate you more.
12:56Now I will choose a queen at random and they will pick their opponent.
13:04Hazel.
13:04Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:07Who is on the same level as me?
13:10I think I'm gonna go with Caramelk.
13:15Okay.
13:17Dulce.
13:20I know everyone thinks I'm gonna go pick man, but I'm not sure.
13:23I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:25You know what?
13:26I'm gonna go with Velma.
13:28Work.
13:28Work.
13:28Yes!
13:29Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:32All right, let's find our next name.
13:36Ebony LaBelle.
13:37Ah!
13:37Oh!
13:38Oh!
13:40Here we go.
13:42So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:46You wanted to be salt versus pepper so bad.
13:49So you know what?
13:50I'm gonna choose Maya Fox.
13:51Oh my god.
13:56So it's Ebony versus Maya.
13:58And that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:03Fate leaves me and Van together and I cannot wait to read her down.
14:11To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:16But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:18Oh!
14:19Racers, start your engines.
14:21And may the best drag queen read.
14:27My name is Alyssa Edwards and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:33I mean truly.
14:34What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:37Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:41Oh my god!
14:44I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:47Holy!
14:48How are you?
14:49Hello my!
14:50She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
14:54Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
14:56Yeah!
14:57The girls wanna battle!
14:58Y'all, this is fun.
14:59I know what you all are feeling right now.
15:02But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes and allow yourself to giggle and laugh, and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy it.
15:13Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't wanna offend the person.
15:15Why don't you wanna offend them in a reading battle?
15:18Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:19There is a check waving to you.
15:21You better get to offending everybody.
15:23All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge, and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in the bag.
15:28But I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:30I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:34So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:40Guess what?
15:41I'm laughing first.
15:42Yes.
15:42Okay.
15:43Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh, how the hell are you gonna make somebody else laugh?
15:47You're gonna make somebody else, somebody at home laugh.
15:49Many times in season five, me telling myself I can't do this or this or this.
15:53Oh, hell, bitch.
15:55You could do all of that.
15:56It might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else, but what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
16:04And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:08Do you have any advice like maybe right before you walk in to like kind of tell yourself,
16:11or does that just kind of tie into pretty much?
16:13No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it, right?
16:17We want to do good.
16:18We want to be a symbol of excellence.
16:19We want to be the best version of ourselves.
16:21So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:24And I think that's good.
16:26Hearing Alyssa say that like, if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate,
16:30kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous
16:33pretty much this whole competition, but it's because it means a lot to me.
16:36This isn't just a game.
16:37Like, this is something I really want.
16:39Bring that backstage drag banter.
16:42Bring that to the main stage.
16:44I'm excited to see all this.
16:45I'm excited.
16:46And I believe in you all, all right?
16:48Now, let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:49Get the hell up out of here.
16:50I love Miss Alyssa's motherfucking air words.
17:00That is so gaggy.
17:02Are y'all gagged?
17:03Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you.
17:07And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:09I'm Sammy Landry.
17:11Oh, wait, say that again.
17:12Sammy Landry.
17:13That's the experience.
17:19What does that mean?
17:20It means my name.
17:21Landry.
17:22Landry.
17:23It's French.
17:24Clearly.
17:24Yes.
17:25Who thinks they're really going to excel in this?
17:28I feel like I'm going to surprise myself.
17:29You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-syncer.
17:32I can go for him down.
17:34I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:37You were cackling.
17:38You were having a boot and a haul, and I was obsessed with that.
17:41The judges didn't.
17:42They were like, what?
17:43Alyssa, were you entertained?
17:44I said, thoroughly.
17:46But I'm a storyteller.
17:47I learned very quickly, and these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
17:51And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
17:54Punch.
17:55You get to the punch.
17:56And delivery can be everything.
17:58Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:01Just really sell your character with it.
18:04Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:07This is all in fun.
18:09It's just drag.
18:09It's not personal.
18:10It's just drag.
18:11Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here
18:14playing too Canadian and nice, as I think some of them are quite shady.
18:20I'll stay tuned.
18:27Oh, my God.
18:28Okay.
18:29Alyssa Edwards.
18:30Alyssa.
18:31Mother fucking Edwards.
18:33She came to Moncton.
18:34No way.
18:35In 2018.
18:37I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:39So you said it was around 2018.
18:4118, yeah.
18:42You did that.
18:43How long have you been doing drag again?
18:44Nine years.
18:45Nine years.
18:45Nine years.
18:46I started in a drag competition and I won the contest.
18:50And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
18:55My art.
18:56Art.
18:56Not my heart.
18:58But yeah, a little bit of this too.
18:59The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of experience.
19:06Exactly.
19:07I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:12It was a challenge to be booked for gigs.
19:15I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:21It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs and I did my experience.
19:28I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:31It's a little bit sad.
19:32Like, I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:38I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this, this heart.
19:44So, do you want to?
19:45Yeah, let's wish you to get to work.
19:47Yeah.
19:50Wait, did you get?
19:51No, I got chosen.
19:52Who chose you?
19:53Ebony chose me.
19:54So, you're easy to read.
19:55Apparently, apparently.
19:57Ebony is a really big personality and I just need to make sure that she doesn't seem on me in this challenge.
20:02I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:05Oh, oh girl, oh, oh girl, they ain't ready to go.
20:08I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goff and Ebony because they are the funniest
20:14bitches in the room and I need some help.
20:17I chose Maya.
20:18I don't really know too much about her.
20:20But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:22Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
20:26And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:31Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:34Well, yeah.
20:34Well, yes.
20:35I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:38All three of us, yeah.
20:39I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:40Oh, really?
20:41Really?
20:41Yes.
20:42Okay.
20:42You know, Dan has a big target on her back with two wins.
20:45Mm-hmm.
20:45And I feel like I could, you know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
20:51I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really,
20:54I don't want her to win.
20:57I want to deflate her ego.
20:59Just a little, you know?
21:02I would have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best.
21:05And I know.
21:06Well, tell me about it.
21:06Oh, we will.
21:07We will.
21:07I want to like, dig in deep.
21:09Yeah.
21:09And we will dig deep today.
21:12I'm going to give Caramelk a couple of little zingers
21:16or things they can dig out that might throw Hazel off their game
21:20because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing me.
21:24Do you think everyone else is being shady?
21:26I hope so.
21:27No, I think everyone's going really to the chocolate.
21:28Look at them.
21:29They're all overlooking at us.
21:31Oh my God.
21:31Okay, let's go.
21:32Oh, my job.
21:33Thank God.
21:34Jesus.
21:35Jesus, my.
21:36Yes.
21:37The other bitches who don't understand us a little bit.
21:39No.
21:39It's not a little bit.
21:41No, I'm not a violent pantoum.
21:43No.
21:44But I try to act like a little bit.
21:45I like it too, but you know.
21:47Because at the end of the day, it's just about being funny.
21:50Yes.
21:51Like, you can act evil.
21:53Yeah.
21:54But as much as you're funny.
21:55That's right.
21:55That's right.
21:56That's right.
21:56Exactly.
21:56That's right.
21:57I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go.
22:03If it's funny, it's okay.
22:06When we bitch, but we bitch.
22:08I don't know how intense.
22:10Yeah, yeah.
22:10You're not cruel.
22:11No, so that's why I'm like, but I'm also confident because I think I have a good way of writing.
22:17This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
22:21The order of the word are so important in comedy.
22:25So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success.
22:31This week, I've got aивает.
22:44when life hands you limes put them in your hat welcome to the main stage of canada's drag race
23:06she's my favorite naughty librarian it's tracy malshore hey brook brook hi trace what is your
23:12favorite kind of read petulance oh noted and it's style superstar carson kressley carson what are you
23:21still doing here oh well i came for the poutine but i stayed for the mount me's i think you mean
23:28the mounties no i mean mount me's and it's the pride and joy of mesquite texas the winner of global all
23:35stars alissa edwards i'm back back back back back again alissa you've never been here only
23:42in my dreams this week we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles racers start
23:50your engines and may the best drag queen win
23:54this category is my chemical reaction first up hazel my chemical reaction is inspired by
24:08metallicizing there is the silver plated side and then the gold is metallicizing all over it
24:15if only she had a brain bitch fuck joan of art it's hazel of art i'm here to stomp on this competition
24:23thank you for being an alloy
24:24maya fox
24:29i'm ready to serve you eruption baby i am the volcano we have rubble all on this down we've got lava coming
24:38out it is moving it is flowing she is smoking that's my mount vesuvacissi
24:44i'm really selling this head to toe i am melting all over this stage what a hot head
24:50pompey i say ebony la belle
24:54miss ebony she's getting ready to go to the gala she got her pretty dress on
25:00she got her hair up in her rollers honey she's reading the good old bell magazine
25:05shoot that high here and i turn around boom
25:08now she done turns it and burnt it the whole back is burnt to a crisp but isn't she so glamorous
25:15hair today gone tomorrow
25:17p.m my runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach another plaque plaque plaque plaque plaque again
25:27on one side of me i am plaqued i am disgusting i am a deep coffee stained yellow and then on the
25:35other side i am showing you pearly and white get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks
25:41fan golf my runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying now that right there is rigor morris
25:50i wanted to be in kind of a half state of decaying so i got bones coming out baby i'm giving you
25:57horror i'm giving you spooky spooky it takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this
26:06caramilk who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar what's up spudge this week i really wanted to show
26:15something more sexy i just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs and show the girls that i
26:20can really struck down i think i see her ganache caramilk is melting the hearts of the judges
26:26sammy landry my chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization oh my god i crystallized you guys
26:38i don't fucking know how crystallization works i'm not a scientist i'm a drag queen
26:42now that right there was marilyn monho i wanted to challenge myself and push myself and show the
26:49judges that i hear the critiques this is the glam sammy saltina shaker my runway is inspired by the
26:57chemical reaction of cryogenesis that's me freezing it's kate minus eight fahrenheit
27:05i have these pipes going into my suit pumping oxygen but i'm slowly freezing to death putting
27:14the cyst in cryogenesis she's giving us the cold shoulder dulce i'm rolling down this runway like i
27:23have a rock and at the very end i bust open and you see everything that's inside of me i could see
27:28her grand canyon a lot of browns a lot of like almost orangey colors maybe a bit of crystallization
27:35which is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere i want to show the judges
27:39that i don't always just wear a gown not a soul could rock felma jones the graceful mother nature
27:46has arrived it's precipitation but fashion the hair clouds discharge with water the rain is pouring to
27:56the cold ground becoming ice here she is world it's stormy daniels i want to take my time for the
28:04judges to really taking in and really appreciate all the details is that a first time a woman's ever
28:10made you wet welcome to reading battles tonight two queens will face off in a read-off you will
28:25exchange burns and land as many hits as you can the winner of each battle will secure their spot in the
28:33competition and the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner we will also name a bottom
28:40three from the losers of their battles so don't hold back
28:46welcome to our first battle the only thing whiter than her face is her dancing it's van gogh
29:01and just like her hometown ottawa she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her it's saltina shaker
29:10let the reading begin hello everyone my name is van god i am the little devil with the list
29:18also known as the front runner of the competition saltina is so desperate for another win she's
29:25battling the girl with the speech impediment and she's still gonna lose but it'll remind her of week
29:32one all right hi ladies and gentlemen uh whatever the fuck pm is how are we doing tonight
29:38you know van it looks like somebody squished your face but it also sounds like somebody squished your
29:48face
29:49saltina you are the queen of social media and i want you to show us how to do one of those amazing
29:55transitions right now from the main stage back to ottawa what do van's filler and canadian geese
30:06have in common they're both migrating as we speak
30:10well i went to brooklyn's doctor so i know
30:17van walks into a bar is something i would say if caramel didn't steal all her bookings
30:28albert einstein invented the theory of relativity my theory your parents were relatives
30:39i want to leave you all with some homework do y'all know what a blobfish is a blobfish if you don't
30:50know what it is look it up when you get back home and let me know what you think let me know what you
30:56think um hint it's hideous thank you guys
31:02well done the reading battle is on a real uh war of words lots of casualties and collateral damage
31:12over here van goth i can tell that you host i can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room
31:18saltina you had some great zingers in there canada goose migration i was like wait they make more than
31:23just jackets
31:23i was a little worried about you at first but you really found your rhythm at the end and you ended
31:29on the perfect note which is that blobfish and also your pm joke will live rent-free in my head
31:35forever i think this is a double act something you two both should take on the road together
31:40good and evil the winner of this reading battle is
31:44saltina shaker
31:47yay
31:48congratulations you live to slay another day
31:55yay
31:55that means i'm sorry my dear but van goth you lost your battle and you may be up for elimination
32:01it's time for our next battle
32:03now despite popular beliefs she did not shoot selena
32:13it's dulce oh my god that's great and she's the jean christian of drag
32:21it's velvet jones
32:24let the reading begin well hello everyone my name is dulce and i will be your main course for this
32:34evening to warm us up you know the one that you kind of toss to the side velma hi everybody npm
32:41i'm belva jones i'm your frenchie sweetheart and the good thing with this face-off is i would
32:50i would not understand any of it
32:53girl neither will we don't worry oh dulce i like dulce de leche
32:59what's missing oh taste
33:08too bad i can't ask for you velma is so white when feast woo when feast girl i know about feast but when i first met velma she thought i was house cleaning she did and when production first said hard ice she got so excited because she thought i was finally getting deported
33:26oh my god girl yeah well dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag
33:35drag family and judging by how she's dressing hey grandma
33:43i'm surprised you know the word grandma because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you
33:47yeah oh yeah sure but my grandma loved me she's the only one that does fuck
33:54she keeps her dream tickets from drag bar gigs and use them as coupons at girl street store
34:07i would have saved those drink tickets for your mom i know she could have used them
34:13but did you know that velma also has a drag king personality
34:17no she does she does but honestly if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her
34:22we would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent
34:25no girls are reading
34:28dulce is from the city of london and now i understand where she got her british smile
34:37both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday
34:51dulce loved your confidence i loved how you commanded the stage
34:56velma i loved how you were able to laugh at yourself and the fact that english is not your first language
35:01you surprised me your timing your delivery really impeccable
35:06the winner of this reading battle is
35:09velma jones congratulations
35:13you have won your reading battle
35:19you'll say i'm sorry my dear but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination
35:24it's time for our next battle
35:29she's not viral she's just diseased
35:38it's sammy landry
35:41and they're polyamorous but you could probably tell that just by looking at them
35:48it's p.m.
35:50it's p.m.
35:51done
35:52let the reading begin
35:55pussy milk
35:58that is the name that p.m. chose for themselves
36:04it's a little hard to process
36:06it might be because i'm lactose intolerant or because it's just a shit name
36:11now i'm gonna find some new names for you tonight because uh your pussy milk is rotted
36:20my name is p.m. just the letters p and m you stupid bitch
36:26uh... sammy landry season 6's comedy queen
36:32the only funny thing about you though is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister
36:38PM
36:42Poorly made
36:44PM
36:47Problematic mug
36:50Your makeup is a little dry
36:55Kind of like your punchline
36:58Okay, you got me with that one
37:02Okay, Sammy, I have two words for you
37:06And I'm gonna say them really slowly
37:08Because you're from Moncton
37:11And that means you're an idiot
37:13Pimple
37:14Patches
37:15You're looking like a Jackson Pollock
37:18Painting out a drag, sweetheart
37:20And we don't want to see it anymore
37:22Oh my
37:23PM
37:24Patchy mullet
37:27Oh my gosh
37:30Your drag belongs in the dark PM hours
37:33Because I don't want to see it
37:36We have an animal on stage
37:40And from your lip sync
37:41You literally look like a pony
37:43Doing fucking dressage
37:45And your teeth
37:46Are you munching and crunching
37:48Those carrots, sweetheart?
37:51I haven't mentioned the carrots
37:52Because I can clearly see
37:53What the fuck is going on here
37:55Okay
37:55PM
37:59Poop muncher
38:02And I'm about to leave the stage
38:06Because I don't want to take up any more of your time
38:09Like Sammy has in this competition
38:11Thank you very much
38:14Thank you
38:14Thank you so much
38:16You two went in
38:18Really engaging with each other
38:20I'd love to see it
38:21Sammy, all of those PMs were great
38:23They were clever
38:24They were inventive
38:24But most importantly
38:25They were funny
38:27Both of you
38:28Well done
38:28Bravo
38:29Thank you
38:30The winner of this reading battle is
38:34Sammy Landry
38:37That means PM
38:42I'm sorry my dear
38:43You lost your battle
38:44And may be up for elimination
38:45It's time for our next battle
38:51If she was a coffee order
38:57She'd be a flat white
38:58It's Hazel
39:02That was good
39:04That was good
39:05And she's not even the best drag queen in her family
39:08It's caramel
39:09Let the reading begin
39:14Hello everyone
39:15My name is Hazel
39:17Her name is Disappointment
39:19Caramel
39:21You made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game
39:24Now the only clock that's ticking
39:26Is your name in this game
39:28That did not come out how it should
39:30Not at all
39:31Not one bit
39:32Well you know
39:32Fuck my drag
39:33Okay next
39:34Hazel threw her sister PM
39:36Under the bus last week
39:38She must go through a lot of razors
39:40Shaving those two faces
39:41Something Maya Fox would know a lot about
39:45Oh
39:45Did y'all know
39:48That Caramel came in here
39:49Named after the wrong chocolate bar
39:51Bitch your name should be Crunchy
39:54It is Caramel with a K
39:58And this is Hazel without her K
40:00Ketamine
40:01Oh shit
40:03Girl
40:04Oh shit
40:05Girl I
40:08Girl PM
40:08PM told you that one bitch
40:10We see in your nostrils
40:12You know what's so endearing about Caramel
40:16The fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge
40:22No one's bigger than Dulce
40:24You have a weekly show called Haze
40:29Which makes a lot of sense
40:31Because you have the testosterone of an entire fraternity
40:34Ironic that Caramel played Flava Flav
40:40Because she's been giving tasteless performances week after week after week
40:46But I still send Star home with no makeup on
40:49Hazel rapped about being a star in her It Girl music video verse
40:56Girl with that cheerleader entrance look
40:59You're not shining
41:00You're sheening
41:01Bitch
41:04Stupid
41:05So stupid
41:08Okay gorgeous gowns
41:11Hazel I relate to you
41:14Because you're a funny person
41:16When you're not reading a script
41:18Alright
41:19When you put the cards down
41:21And you interacted with the audience
41:22And with us
41:23You invited us into your world
41:26And we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show
41:28Even when the jokes didn't land
41:30You didn't wither
41:31You know
41:32You stood tall and fabulous and strong
41:34So we love to see it
41:36And Caramel
41:36It's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell
41:39You had some really great jokes in there
41:41And you finished on such a high note for me
41:43And it was a really good period on the sentence
41:45The winner of this reading battle is
41:49Caramel
41:51Woo!
41:56Hazel my dear
41:57I'm sorry but you lost your battle
41:59And maybe a preliminary
42:00Darn
42:01It is time for our final battle
42:04St. Catharines has no nightlight
42:11Which explains her drag
42:13It's Ebony LaBelle
42:16And she puts the East in Beast
42:21It's Maya Fox
42:24Not that
42:24Let the reading begin
42:28I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week
42:31I mean god damn bitches
42:33Look how good she makes me love
42:35Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen
42:40Even her lace has been waving at me all season
42:42Hi Maya
42:44Hi Maya
42:45Miss Maya
42:46Did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar?
42:50Yeah
42:51Let me tell you
42:53Okay in her verse on episode one
42:55She says that she serves looks in her free time
42:57I guess she don't got a lot of free time bitch
43:04This bitch is always interrupting people
43:12So Ebony the next time you need to say something
43:14Please raise your hand and put it over your mouth
43:18I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there
43:23So let me give you some
43:24Let me give you some nice words okay
43:27Because I am kind
43:28It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup
43:31Brick by brick
43:33By motherfucking brick
43:34Bitch you really are the queen of blending
43:38Into the background
43:39Oh girl
43:40Alyssa
43:42I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week
43:45I actually prepared a gift for you okay
43:47Miss Maya Fox is here to show you how to finally
43:50Hook in a pillowcase bitch
43:52Wait a minute she don't got a chin either
43:55She can't
43:55You waiting to meet this for her
43:58This bitch was so busted in the commercial
44:01It looks like her booking fee is $37.50
44:03Listen we gotta work on that drag name
44:08She came up in here as Maya Fox
44:09But I think we could try Maya Horse
44:12Or uh
44:12Maya Taste is Awful
44:14Or uh
44:15Maya Time in this competition is up
44:17After this week's challenge
44:18Woo
44:19Thank you
44:21I am Ebony LaBelle and that's a man Maury
44:24Now this is how you close out a reading battle
44:30I think this is my favorite duo of the night
44:32Yes
44:32What an epic showdown
44:34Ebony let's talk
44:35Gorgeous, confident, strong
44:38The comebacks were like impeccable
44:41I felt like I was watching you in Vegas
44:43You give me a character right out of Paris' barn
44:47Ah Maya
44:49It was a very Canadian approach
44:51You had great material
44:53I love to raise your hand
44:55You had some cute little zingers
44:57The winner of this reading battle is
45:01Ebony LaBelle
45:04Thank you so much
45:09Maya Fox, I'm sorry my dear
45:13But you lost your battle
45:14And may be up for elimination
45:15Congratulations to our battle winners this week
45:22You all burnt your opponents to a crisp
45:24But one of you really stirred the pot
45:27Ebony LaBelle
45:31Congratulations
45:32You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge
45:39Yes I am
45:40You have won $5,000 cash
45:43Courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries
45:46Bitch I'm a Lucky Bastard tonight
45:48Yes ma'am
45:50What is that? Good money
45:51That leaves us with the losers of their battles
45:54Van Gogh
45:56Maya Fox
45:58You are both safe
46:00Thank you
46:02Which means Dulce, P.M. and Hazel
46:05I'm sorry but you were the bottom three this week
46:07Ebony
46:09As this week's winner
46:11You have earned the power of the golden beaver
46:15Granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens
46:18From lip syncing for their life
46:20You hold the fate of your sisters
46:22In your petite little hands
46:25As you untuck
46:26The bottom three may plead their case
46:28You may leave the stage
46:30Oh girl
46:33The reading battles have come to a close
46:37The reading battles were so much fun
46:39We really redeemed the reading challenges on Canada's Drag Race
46:42You're welcome season five
46:44We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry about being safe
46:48She's won a challenge
46:50Cheers
46:51Well deserved
46:53I motherfucking ate that
46:55Yes you did
46:56Yes you did
46:57Bitch I won
46:59Bitch I win
47:05Girl y'all know I've been hungry for it
47:08I'm just like so proud of myself
47:09Oh I know these holes are bad
47:11And Maya I need to say
47:13I'm not mad at you
47:14We killed it up there
47:16We did great
47:17You were the one person that I did not want to go against
47:20And this is my redemption
47:22Bitch you were so funny
47:27The comedy redemption finally happened
47:29Sorry for this
47:30Thank you
47:32I am funny
47:34Yes you are funny
47:36My spot is secured
47:38I want to hear what the bottoms have to say
47:40I wanted to talk to my sister Dulce
47:42Because I'm feeling a vibe over here
47:43It sucks
47:46I feel like I haven't
47:47Been like reaching the potential
47:50That I know I can
47:51I feel like my drag is like fucking sickening
47:54I'm happy you won
47:56I wish I won
47:57But it is what it is
47:58My track record is good
48:01I've been in the top
48:02I've never gotten the beaver
48:04I'm gonna continue to fucking do better
48:06I don't want to throw you two under the bus either
48:09Cause like I know you guys feel just as shit as I do
48:12You guys are more used to it
48:13But I'm not
48:14I was waiting for that
48:16I was waiting for it
48:17The way you're feeling right now
48:19Is the way that I was feeling
48:20A couple weeks ago
48:21It's like
48:22You're doing good
48:23You know you wanted that moment
48:25You wanted that win
48:26And you're having a little short spot
48:29Don't discredit yourself girl
48:31I deserve to stay here
48:32But I don't know how the girls are playing it
48:35If they're playing it by track record
48:36It should be me
48:38No questions asked
48:39No shade
48:40I want the beaver just as much as you do again
48:42You know
48:43Like if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season
48:45Then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season
48:47I want to keep going
48:48And fucking showing everyone
48:50That I am a threat in this competition
48:52And not a fucking flat white
48:53No shade
48:54Bitch your face is a flat white
48:56Oh
48:57But there is flush on it
48:59Listen
49:01I want to move into your beaver lodge Ebeneez
49:04So fucking give me that beaver okay
49:06I am obviously a little upset that I'm here
49:09I'm somebody in Vancouver
49:11Who doesn't really do the back room shit
49:14So for me to sit down and put pen to paper
49:16And make people laugh today
49:18Is probably one of my proudest moments
49:21And I can't stop smiling
49:24Because I look fucking good
49:26I feel good
49:27And I did good today
49:29I obviously hope you use the beaver on me
49:32Because these two don't know how to use the beaver properly
49:35Bitch when I was 16 I had my time with the beaver
49:38Yeah sure you have Hazel
49:39Bitch we're friends to this day
49:41Hi Kiana
49:42If I were in the top
49:43I would have used it on PM
49:45I would use it on PM
49:46I thought you were absolutely phenomenal
49:48I would say Dulce for sure
49:51I think
49:52For sure
49:52She's got the best track record
49:54Who's the fucking gag over there?
49:55No I said for sure
49:56Oh okay
49:57Well I mean for me
49:58I think like Hazel
50:00I think you already had the beaver
50:01Like this is how I would process it
50:03PM
50:03You got the beaver last week as well
50:05Dulce's never had the beaver
50:07You were in the top in the commercial challenge
50:09I don't know what Ebony's gonna do here
50:11She's got some really strong options
50:12But she could also make a move in this competition
50:14She also has an alliance with everybody up in here
50:16So I don't know what this bitch is thinking
50:18There's a lot of things to take into consideration
50:19I can fully just base it off of today
50:21I can base it off a track record
50:23I can also base it off of what I think's gonna come next
50:26What if the next challenge is a performance challenge?
50:28Who I think
50:29Is going to really really eat it up next week
50:31I know that Ebony is playing this game strategically
50:35So I need to make sure that I give her an offer
50:38That she cannot deny
50:40So that I end up with the beaver in my hands
50:42Ebony can I say something though?
50:44Yes
50:44I feel like this week I rose
50:47And I feel like I'm headed upwards
50:49And if you were to ever find yourself down
50:52I would scratch your back for sure
50:55And I would scratch it so good
50:57I feel like I didn't flop this week
50:59And I really want to be here
51:01And I will get you back if you get me this week
51:04And you know what?
51:05D'all say and I can say the exact same thing too
51:07Literally girl, re-fucking-tweet
51:09But you don't mean it
51:10What do you mean I don't mean it?
51:12Because you put me out there last week
51:14And I'm one of your best friends
51:15Bitch, I did not fucking put you out there last week
51:17You didn't choose me
51:18I was in the moment
51:20But anyone else
51:21You're in the moment chosen
51:22And that's the thing
51:24So it is what it is
51:25You know what I think?
51:27I think let them settle it out on the lip sync
51:29Let them down
51:30Save me
51:30Make it real simple
51:32They need stuff to work out
51:34Make them lip sync
51:35Down
51:36But I also want to see you turn the party, D'all say
51:38Pardon?
51:39You said you could turn the party
51:40And I want to see you go out there
51:42I want to see you go
51:43Like girl, shut the fuck up
51:44Like whether we lip sync or not
51:45Like I'm fucking ready to oof, girl
51:47I love this untucked
51:48PM gave me a very good offer
51:52That if I scratch their back now
51:54They'll scratch my back later
51:56I do believe them
51:58I really do
51:58Bitch, not everybody making that plea
52:00So I guess I'm pretty good
52:02Whoever the hell I choose
52:03I don't know
52:04Girl, I just gotta make a damn decision
52:06Welcome back, queens
52:14Ebony LaBelle
52:17Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver
52:20Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
52:23Y'all did not make it easy this week
52:25Whoever I don't save
52:26Bitches
52:27Bite it out on the stage
52:29I have chose to save Dulce
52:33Lobby damned
52:36Dulce, you are out of the woods this week
52:43You may join the others at the back
52:45Thank you
52:46Thank you
52:47I love you, Alyssa
52:47PM
52:51Hazel
52:53I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination
52:57Two queens stand before us
53:00Prior to tonight
53:03You were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance
53:06Of Dumb Blonde
53:07By Avril Lavigne
53:08Featuring Nicki Minaj
53:10This is your last chance to impress us
53:12And save yourself from
53:14Elimination
53:15The time has come
53:20For you to lip-sync
53:22For
53:23Your
53:24Life
53:25Good luck
53:29And don't
53:31Fuck
53:31It
53:32Up
53:34I ain't no dumb blonde
53:38I ain't no stupid Barbie doll
53:41I got my game on
53:42Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
53:45Well there you go again
53:47Telling me where I belong
53:49You put me on the bench
53:51Don't think that I can play strong
53:53So quick to condescend
53:55While you think I'm empty
53:57I'm not
53:57You won't be so confident
53:59When I'm crushing you from the top
54:02I'm a babe, I'm a boss
54:03And I'm making this my day
54:05Uh-huh
54:06I can flip like a switch
54:07And I cut like a blade
54:09Try to get enough
54:10I can sting like a bee
54:12But I'm sweeter than honey
54:13Uh-huh
54:15And I'm quick as a whip
54:16So get out of my way
54:18Come and get enough
54:19I ain't no dumb blonde
54:22I ain't no stupid Barbie doll
54:24I got my game on
54:26Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
54:28I ain't no dumb blonde
54:30I am a freaking cherry ball
54:33I need your icon
54:35Come watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
54:37Stand up everybody
54:39Get up, say it loud
54:41With bombshells raising hell now
54:44Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
54:46Stand up everybody
54:48Get up, say it loud
54:50With bombshells raising hell now
54:52Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
54:55Yo, I ain't playing but I won the cup
54:56Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck
54:59It was me, young Avril, security tough
55:01In the back just in case one of y'all run up
55:03One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck
55:05When you see a young queen in the flesh, what's up?
55:08All I hatin' you was doin', got the Barbie poppin'
55:10Now all of them wanna be a Barbie, I'm watchin'
55:12But you never gon' stop me
55:13Never gon' top me
55:14Millions on millions
55:15They never gon' dot me
55:16I am the prototype, the pink prinkin'
55:18No, I don't want no frauds
55:20Wink, wink
55:21I ain't no dumb blouse
55:23I ain't no stupid Barbie doll
55:25I got my game on
55:27Watch me, watch me, watch me, prove you wrong
55:30I ain't no dumb blouse
55:31I am a freaking cherry ball
55:34Oh yeah, I'll be your icon
55:36Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
55:38Stand up everybody
55:40Stand up everybody
55:41Yeah, I like to say it loud
55:42We're loud
55:43Shows, raise and count now
55:45Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
55:47Stand up everybody
55:49Yeah, I like to say it loud
55:51Let's go
55:52Shows, raise and count now
55:53Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong
55:56That was great
56:03Queens, we have made our decision
56:10P.M. Shantae, you stay
56:18I'm the only person I want
56:27Go with it
56:32Hazel
56:35Yes
56:36Behind those hazel eyes
56:38Is a star on the rise
56:41Thank you so much
56:43For this opportunity
56:45I feel so blessed to be here
56:47Well we are so blessed to have you here
56:49Thank you
56:50Now sashay away
56:51This flat white will end fit now
56:54Love you
56:56Love you
56:57Love you
56:58Love you
56:59Love you
57:00Love you
57:01Love you
57:02You can catch me on my one person comedy show coming very soon
57:06You got any cop tickets?
57:09I feel very disappointed
57:15I just feel like I didn't really get to show off
57:18Who I am truly as a performer
57:21Just besides that
57:22Iconic lip sync
57:24You bitch
57:31Am I Fifi O'Hara in this moment?
57:36Oh my god
57:40The beautiful hazel
57:44You are absolutely beautiful like you said
57:46You should be so proud of yourself
57:48This is just the beginning
57:49And that's what it's about
57:51I know
57:51I sashayed away a few times in my time
57:55Get your person, come on
57:58Let's go, we going to Texas?
58:00Let me take her, let me take her
58:01Is the bus still running?
58:03Yeah, I am
58:04Baby, you going to the train station
58:06Or something
58:06Girl, hit it
58:08Congratulations, queens
58:10You live to slay another day
58:13The world has never needed the magic of drag more
58:16So remember
58:17Stay true, north, strong, and
58:21Here
58:22That's right, now let the music play
58:25Next time on Canada's Drag Race
58:43You'll be the hostesses with the mostesses
58:46On our brand new drag talk show, The Shade
58:49I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group
58:52This is definitely not the energy that I want to start with
58:56It's not just like having a drag mother, drag daughter
58:58It's about the connections you make along the way
59:00Girl, this is boring
59:01I love this talk show, by the way
59:03Wow!
59:04You were made for TV
59:06You're like Cindy Lou Who's
59:08Bloody cougar stepmom
59:10Tanya Lou Who
59:11Tanya
59:12Yeah
59:13Her
59:42You
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