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00:00Hello!
00:15I hope you are ready to depart, Master Aijo.
00:19I knew you'd be right on time. Yeah, let's go!
00:23Thank you!
00:53Thank you!
00:55I love you!
00:57It is so cool!
00:59I love you!
01:01I love you!
01:03I love you!
01:05I love you!
01:07I love you!
01:09I love you!
01:11I am ready to go!
01:13Thank you so much for watching.
01:43I love you to lots of people
01:48Thank you
02:03Master Aijo, At the will of my mistress, I implore you to accept me as your girlfriend
02:07You might want to ease into this one
02:09Oh, I know
02:10Go out tomorrow, and act as his personal maid all day long.
02:15This is my chance to get closer to Meido.
02:18Don't let Hariri's plan go to waste.
02:20Where would you like to go? You need merely ask.
02:23Well, uh, what kind of places are you into?
02:27Got any hobbies or interests?
02:29I think it'd be nice to share in something that you enjoy.
02:32What brings me joy? Let's see.
02:35Well, that's simple. I love Mistress Hariri.
02:40I'll take us to the Hanazono residence post-haste.
02:43No! No! You just came from there!
02:45Do you like anything else?
02:48Something other than my Mistress, you say?
02:51I mean, there's gotta be something.
02:54Well...
02:55Yeah?
02:56This is a bit forward, but since you asked, I love you.
03:01I'll take us to your residence post-haste.
03:03We're going in circles!
03:05There's nothing else.
03:11My sincerest apologies, but nothing comes to mind.
03:14Uh, do you have any favorite foods?
03:17Or, like, what do you do for fun?
03:19Where do you go?
03:20I fear I have no answer.
03:22Don't feel bad. It's fine.
03:25I know a place we can go.
03:27We should get some lunch.
03:43They have all sorts of food stalls here.
03:45Which one suits your fancy?
03:47Please.
03:48There's no need to pay me any mind.
03:50You may choose whatever you like.
03:52Hmm.
03:52I need to find a way to break her out of her maid moat.
03:56Oh, I know.
03:58What I really want is for you to cook something for me.
04:01What?
04:02Obviously, that's impossible, since we're in the middle of a park right now.
04:06So she'll have to choose something.
04:08She'll have to make herself happy somehow.
04:11Your wish is my command.
04:12It doesn't have to be!
04:14Please wait just a moment.
04:15Oh, but I'm starving, so I gotta eat real soon.
04:18Actually, uh, I need it in one minute or less!
04:22Your wish is my command.
04:24It doesn't have to be!
04:26Here you are.
04:28A home-cooked lunch.
04:29Did you use a time machine?
04:32No.
04:33I would say that I used my hands, mostly.
04:35I can't even tell if that was a joke.
04:37How did you have it ready so soon?
04:40Oh.
04:41Must you ask?
04:42Huh?
04:43In truth,
04:44I got too excited and prepared it in advance this morning.
04:48I do apologize.
04:49Was it an unwelcome gesture?
04:51She worked so hard.
04:54But if I wanted to eat at a food stall, she wasn't even going to mention it?
04:58So horrible!
04:59So selfless!
05:00Truly, this woman is a maid among maids!
05:03Oh my gosh, this is so good!
05:11And I love all these egg-side dishes, too!
05:13They're always my favorite part of any lunch!
05:16Yes, I know.
05:17Before I made it,
05:19I asked my mistress what you like.
05:21This maid was made in heaven!
05:24That was truly excellent!
05:27I mean, egg-cellent!
05:29I'm glad it was to your taste.
05:33And it's the perfect day for a picnic, too.
05:39Is something bothering you?
05:42You just seem a little restless, that's all.
05:44W-what gives you that impression?
05:47Come on, you don't have to be shy.
05:49Just tell me.
05:52As you wish.
05:54Since we're...
05:56Just...
05:57Sitting...
05:58Perhaps you would like to give me another order?
06:01Huh?
06:02Anything you wish, I shall provide.
06:05You need merely ask.
06:07Please allow me to serve you.
06:08My, what a salacious scene!
06:13Why, I'm sure a young lad like him
06:14is simply salivating at the possibilities!
06:17A beautiful woman!
06:19At his fingertips!
06:21Imagination runs wild!
06:24Order her?
06:25To do what?
06:26I can't think of a thing!
06:27But this is Rentaro Aijo we are talking about,
06:30so then again, maybe not.
06:33This diagram provides a possible glimpse
06:35into his twisted psyche.
06:38I don't want her to be uncomfortable.
06:41Maybe there's something really easy
06:42I could ask for?
06:44Hm?
06:44Alright.
06:45In that case,
06:46I'd like you to go over there
06:48and bring me that Sakura branch.
06:50As you wish.
06:56The branch, as requested.
06:58You really know how to please, huh?
07:01Why does this feel wrong?
07:04Oh no.
07:05Wait!
07:05Which branch should I get my paws on next?
07:09It's like we're playing fetch!
07:11You should never treat a woman like a dog!
07:13That's sicko stuff!
07:16Okay, new plan.
07:18Now you throw the branch over there.
07:19Uh, your wish is my command.
07:22Here you go!
07:31Yes!
07:31Now I'm the dog!
07:33If we do it this way,
07:34I can keep giving her orders
07:35without treating her like an animal!
07:37I don't get it.
07:38I'm sorry.
07:39Oh no!
07:40She's not into it!
07:42Please, Master Aijo.
07:43It's alright.
07:44You may give me a more substantial order.
07:47Allow me to serve you.
07:49It is all that I was meant to do.
07:51Don't say that.
07:53Why are you so intent on serving others in the first place?
07:56I think selflessness is awesome and all.
07:59But you should still treat yourself better.
08:00You're wrong.
08:03With all due respect,
08:05someone like me
08:06is not worthy of concern.
08:08Master Aijo,
08:18I have but one purpose in life
08:20and that is to serve you and Mistress Hahari.
08:23Only in that will I have any value.
08:26But that isn't right.
08:30Okay, I get it.
08:31In that case,
08:32I have just one order to give you.
08:34Anything you please!
08:35Starting now,
08:37you're no longer allowed to be of any use to me.
08:42I can't be of any use?
08:45You're certain
08:45that's what you desire?
08:47Yep.
08:48Now make sure you do a good job!
08:50As you wish.
08:54Hey.
08:55I hate to say it,
08:57but you're being entirely too adorable
08:59sitting like that.
09:01The mere side of you
09:02is soothing to my soul,
09:03which unfortunately means
09:04you're being useful.
09:06My apologies.
09:10Hey, uh,
09:11the way you're standing
09:12is so charming.
09:13I'm afraid it's really
09:14warming my heart.
09:15Oh, my apologies, Master.
09:17I must remove myself
09:19from his sight.
09:21Nato,
09:22since I know you're watching my back,
09:24I feel so safe and secure.
09:25Oh, no!
09:27All right!
09:28Hey, uh,
09:31it's even more comforting
09:32knowing that you're watching me
09:33from afar.
09:35Oh, no.
09:35I'll fix it.
09:38Come on.
09:39Are you trying to be cute?
09:41I'm left with no choice.
09:48What's wrong?
09:49Did something happen?
09:50I thought you were
09:52Renterose maid today.
09:53Yes.
09:54In a sense,
09:55I am here on Master Ijo's orders.
09:57Yes, what is it?
10:06Mado?
10:06Seems it's for you.
10:08Yes, ma'am.
10:10Hello there.
10:10This is Mado speaking.
10:12How may I be of service today?
10:13Hey,
10:14imagining what you're up to
10:15right now
10:16is making my heart race.
10:19I don't know how to fulfill
10:20Master Ijo's request.
10:22What a failure I am.
10:24My goodness,
10:26this seems to have gone
10:27quite awry.
10:28But you should not run away.
10:30Go back to Renterose
10:31and give it your best,
10:31understood?
10:33Yes.
10:34As you wish, mistress.
10:35This is no good.
10:38Sorry.
10:40But I'm afraid
10:40you're not following
10:41my orders at all, Mado.
10:43I'm trying,
10:45but it seems like
10:45whatever I do,
10:47I end up being useful
10:48to you one way or another.
10:50I fear there is only
10:51one option left
10:52at my disposal.
10:53All right then,
10:54let's hear your solution.
10:56To do my duty,
10:57I must end
11:00my very life.
11:06Exactly.
11:08The only way
11:09you could ever be useless
11:10is if you were dead.
11:11So in other words,
11:13you're already doing enough
11:14simply by existing.
11:16That's all I want.
11:18You don't have to
11:19follow my orders
11:19or serve me
11:21or fetch things
11:21just because I say so.
11:23You only need to be you.
11:25You're worth
11:26more than enough already.
11:31Are you all right?
11:33Speak to me!
11:34Just hold on, please!
11:35I'll call an ambulance for you!
11:37There's no point.
11:39I don't want to
11:40keep living anymore.
11:42My life is worthless.
11:44I don't belong
11:45in this world.
11:47Never say that!
11:50You'll see someday.
11:52Life may seem cruel
11:53and unfair right now,
11:54but it is never
11:55without worth.
11:56You will find your purpose
11:57at the end of this road.
11:59I promise.
12:00So please,
12:01don't give up!
12:04When you love somebody,
12:06you're grateful
12:07they even exist.
12:09Their mere presence
12:10is a blessing.
12:11They don't need
12:11to do anything else.
12:13Wait.
12:14Did you just say love?
12:16Yes.
12:17Because I'm in love
12:18with you too, Mado.
12:20I want to go out with you.
12:21I want to go out with you.
12:27Your wish is my command!
12:28That wasn't a command!
12:30If you do anything nice for me,
12:32do it as my girlfriend,
12:33not my maid.
12:34As your boyfriend,
12:35I plan to do lots of nice things
12:36for you too!
12:37Your wish is my command!
12:38Are you even listening?
12:41And that's the story
12:42of our love.
12:44Do I have your permission
12:45to welcome Miss May Mado
12:46into the Rintaro family
12:47as my newest girlfriend?
12:49How redundant.
12:50I thought we cleared
12:51this last time.
12:52Yay!
12:53Goose Re says,
12:54yep, yep,
12:54to May Mado!
12:55It's a pleasure
12:56to make thine acquaintance.
12:58Thank you for the warm welcome.
13:00Since this episode
13:00is May themed
13:01and she's one of us now,
13:02Let's all put on May outfits
13:04to celebrate!
13:05Organic transition.
13:07I wouldn't be caught
13:07dead in that crap.
13:09But you would all
13:09look so cute in those outfits.
13:11I'd really love to see it.
13:20Welcome home, darling master.
13:22How may we serve you?
13:23You lovely ladies
13:24have already served me
13:25quite the eyeful!
13:26Well, how about
13:27a moi moi cute
13:28GEEE!
13:29GEEE GEEE GEEE GEEE!
13:30GEEE GEEE!
13:32Great energy.
13:35But you'll dirty
13:36your uniform
13:36if you keep
13:37bouncing off the walls.
13:38You make a good point, May.
13:40I suppose that all
13:41these pretty white ruffles
13:42would get stained
13:42rather easily.
13:44And yet the honorable
13:45maid is eternally pristine.
13:47It's part of my job
13:49to stay presentable.
13:50I must avoid
13:51dirt and grime.
13:52Which raises the question,
13:54would you be able
13:54to remain pristine
13:55even if somebody
13:56was trying
13:57to get you dirty?
13:58What do you mean,
13:59mistress?
13:59I say we run
14:00an experiment.
14:01A maid shootout
14:02with water guns
14:03and when your clothes
14:04get wet,
14:05you're out of the game!
14:07A.K.A.
14:08A super soap
14:09maid party!
14:11The winner gets
14:11a passionate
14:12huggy kissy
14:12from the one and only
14:13Rantaro, baby!
14:15Hold on,
14:16is that the best idea?
14:18Well, I thought so.
14:19I want a huggy kissy
14:21each and every one of you,
14:22not just a winner!
14:23We all must sacrifice.
14:25It's not like I care
14:26about dumb kissies
14:27or anything.
14:27I just hate losing.
14:28Water, water,
14:29everywhere,
14:29lots of drops
14:30to drink!
14:30I can arrange
14:31the weapon delivery.
14:33On my blow,
14:34we shall begin
14:35the match.
14:37Allow me to explain.
14:38A fundamental rule
14:38of every maid shootout
14:39is that they are required
14:40to be refereed
14:41by a butler.
14:42Or so,
14:43Ahari insisted.
14:49Ready your water?
14:51Nice!
14:52If I can get
14:53the first shot,
14:53I can win!
14:54Dang it!
14:59She's so familiar
15:00with her uniform,
15:01she can dodge
15:01my attacks!
15:03This freak of nature
15:04is my real pro!
15:05Terribly sorry.
15:12Checkmate,
15:13m'lady.
15:14Another shot?
15:15I can't double dodge!
15:16She's gonna get me!
15:17Yay, Karanay!
15:22It looks like
15:23your flat chest
15:24finally did you a favor!
15:25Watch your mouth!
15:26I'm armed and dangerous,
15:28remember?
15:28Kursary too!
15:31Karanay is out!
15:35Wide open.
15:38Kursary is out!
15:41Smile big for the camera!
15:43Oh my.
15:44For all you screenshot takers
15:46watching at home,
15:47now is your chance!
15:50Oopsie doopsie,
15:51matey,
15:51wadey,
15:51soggy,
15:52woggy,
15:52droppy,
15:53droppy!
15:53Should've lost your back!
15:55Bench doggy!
15:56My precious!
15:58One bun to roll them all,
15:59eh?
16:00Uh-oh!
16:01Jixi!
16:03Kurumi is out!
16:04My buns are wet,
16:06but my bun is dry!
16:10Target acquired.
16:11A decent try.
16:14Measuring speed of propelled water.
16:18Accounting for distance.
16:20Air resistance.
16:21Calculating time of impact.
16:23Project!
16:29The world in which they live
16:31is different from our own.
16:33Taking on such a powerful foe
16:35is inefficient.
16:36I should locate a new victim.
16:37A giant betrayal!
16:43Leave me be!
16:46Leave me be!
16:48Leave me be!
16:50Leave me be!
16:51Leave me...
16:51This is the end.
16:53I'll try to make it quick.
16:54Oh, wait.
17:00I didn't see anyone's shooter.
17:02Not even Nano was able
17:03to predict where that shot
17:04would wind up.
17:05I doubt she even tried.
17:07Why'd she let that one fly?
17:09Because...
17:10the shot didn't have a target.
17:12Shizuka fired it
17:13randomly in the air.
17:15Oh, so gravity
17:16cost her the game?
17:18Nano is out!
17:20In oversight.
17:21No way!
17:22You beat Nano!
17:24That was some crazy skill!
17:26Heh.
17:27Twas only luck.
17:28Wait a sec, you're stopping!
17:31Got hit by one of her own sprays.
17:33Yip, yip.
17:38Shizuka is out!
17:41The number of players
17:43is dwindling.
17:44Stop right there, Mei!
17:47Mistress Ahuri?
17:49Boiled by my own child.
17:51Please forgive me.
17:53Hey, Mother?
17:54Turn around real quick
17:55so I can give you
17:56a hug around the neck.
17:57A hug?
17:58Ah!
17:59Yay!
17:59I laid low at the beginning
18:01and waited for my comrades
18:02to eliminate one another.
18:04That put me in position
18:05to take out Meido
18:06and my mother,
18:07who I knew
18:08she would keep safe.
18:09It was the perfect plan.
18:12Shoot yourself,
18:13or I'll shoot her.
18:15Mistress Ahuri's safety
18:16must come first.
18:18Stop that at once!
18:19A mistress
18:22who lets her maid get hurt
18:23doesn't deserve
18:24to have a maid at all.
18:26You mustn't!
18:27I beg you!
18:28Please put it down!
18:34My lady!
18:35Hakuri is out!
18:52I got all wet.
18:54You know exactly
18:55what you're doing,
18:55you trollop!
18:56So judgy,
18:57I would not throw stones.
18:59Especially not after
19:00this flashback
19:01of your own
19:01suggestive pose.
19:05Please hang in there,
19:06Mistress Ahuri.
19:08Go on.
19:10Your huggy kissy
19:11awaits you.
19:12My mistress!
19:14Game over!
19:15The survivor is...
19:16Wait a second!
19:18Look!
19:18So soggy!
19:20Mei got all
19:21soaked up too!
19:23She embraced her,
19:26swimming in the ocean
19:27of her love.
19:28So,
19:28no one survived?
19:30Guess we're all losers.
19:32No.
19:33Don't say that.
19:34What this means
19:35is that you all won!
19:37You battled your little hearts out!
19:39Until pigs can fly
19:40and cats can bark,
19:41I declare this victory
19:43goes to all of you!
19:44Yay!
19:45Yay!
19:46Woo!
19:47Woo!
19:47Woo!
19:47Woo!
19:47Woo!
19:47Woo!
19:47Woo!
19:47Woo!
19:47Woo!
19:47Woo!
19:47Woo!
19:48Woo!
19:48Woo!
19:49Woo!
19:49Woo!
19:50Woo!
19:50Woo!
19:51Woo!
19:51Woo!
19:52Woo!
19:52Woo!
19:53Woo!
19:53Woo!
19:54Woo!
19:54Woo!
19:55Woo!
19:55Woo!
19:56Woo!
19:56Woo!
20:06Each one of our
20:07super soaked maids
20:08was given a huggy kissy.
20:11As a result,
20:12Ren Taro also got
20:14super soaked.
20:15Ah!
20:16He's so sexy!
20:18And these two got
20:19even more soaked.
20:21Ah!
20:22Every one of you
20:22needs God!
20:26Remember who the
20:29one of no
20:30I really said
20:31was
20:39Не
20:40die
20:41God no
20:42Es
20:43That
20:44c
20:44ани
20:44J
20:46that
20:47Thank you for joining us.
21:47I'm curious, Mei. How'd you end up with Psycho Mommy, anyway?
22:01Psycho?
22:02You see, we met in blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
22:06From there, blah, blah, blah, mumbo-jumbo.
22:09Like Gumball?
22:10Tragic! Her abusive parents, who were riddled with mom dead, abandoned their daughter
22:14and the poor baby was left to roam the streets alone until she nearly died of hunger and hypothermia!
22:19That's way too depressing for a rom-com.
22:21I had no idea that my boyfriend was fluent in blah, blah.
22:25The noble Hakari rescued the maiden.
22:28A game of life on lunatic difficulty!
22:30The abyss that follows hard mode.
22:33I talked to Hakari and we both agree it would only make sense for me to adopt you.
22:37I could never ask for such a grand gesture.
22:40For the truth I feel inside, is that my life has belonged to you since the moment you saved it.
22:45Honey, your life doesn't belong to anyone but yourself.
22:54You can trade in your life for money, but money cannot buy you life.
22:58To this day, I am immensely proud that I helped save yours.
23:02How beautiful!
23:04If you don't mind my asking, there's something I've always wanted to know.
23:10Mistress Hakari, on that fateful night, what made you go out of your way to tend to a complete stranger?
23:17Just guess.
23:19You know me well enough by now.
23:21I thought you were super cute!
23:26That's just embarrassing!
23:27I am honored to my core.
23:29Like mistress, like maid!
23:31Stupid!
23:32Huh?
23:33My mother is blah blah blah blah.
23:36Which means...
23:37You know.
23:38Huh?
23:39That she's a big idiot?
23:40Let's milk the rest of our run time!
23:43Come to Money Love!
23:45The sound of ecstasy!
23:48Wrap it up.
23:49Welcome back to the
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