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00:00This is the moment you've been waiting for!
00:13It's the Food Fight Festival, baby!
00:16Let me hear you scream!
00:20People are really hyped about their food.
00:23Teams of up to ten members will compete in five rounds.
00:26They can swap participants out for each event.
00:28The team with the highest total score at the end is the winner!
00:32Why is this so horny, though?
00:34Because my butt is much more fun than a bunch of tats.
00:37And you know what they say about fan service, right?
00:40It's best service!
00:41Like how it is!
00:47Kurumi isn't used to dealing with people,
00:49but this contest is a chance for her to really shine.
00:52It's also a chance for her to break the ice with the other girls.
00:56I know we can make this work!
00:58Thank you!
00:59Thank you!
01:00You are my love!
01:01You are my love!
01:02You are my love!
01:03You are my love!
01:04You are my love!
01:05You are my love!
01:06You are my love!
01:07You are my love!
01:08You are my love!
01:09You are my love!
01:10You are my love!
01:11You are my love!
01:12You are my love!
01:13You are my love!
01:14You are my love!
01:15You are my love!
01:16You are my love!
01:17You are my love!
01:18I'm fun, sweet, happy, happy
01:21I'm giving a positive, suddenly I'm gonna call my dream
01:24I'm really hot, I'm so happy
01:27I'm really hot, I'm going to say that I'm gonna say, I'm ready
01:29I'm so happy, you probably
01:31But I mean, the truth is no matter
01:34I'm really hot, I'm so happy
01:39I'm not sure how much you want
01:41I'm not sure how much you want
01:42Youé›†ä¸ yourself
01:44I'm not sure how much you want
01:45Even though I'm too bad, yeah, I'm so happy
01:48Thank you so much for joining us.
02:18I love you!
02:20I love you!
02:22I love you!
02:24I love you!
02:48Only in green will victory rain!
02:50Get your grub on, everybody! Let's go, go!
02:53But if the whole team enters, we'll all be stuffed from the start!
02:56I'm entering every round, so don't try to hold me back.
02:59I can win this thing solo, and I don't care if the rest of you join me or not.
03:03You calling me useless, you run-
03:05Please don't hit her! Hit me instead!
03:07Dude, I'm not throwing hands over one little diss! You think I'm a rabid dog or what?
03:12I want her to work with the rest of the gang, but... let's start slow.
03:16I'll take this one.
03:17Ready? Then let's start the game!
03:21Come on! We can do this, Kurumi!
03:23Right now, I'm the only one just comfortable around, huh?
03:26Look at that barbecue! More colors, too!
03:29But you haven't had any rice yet!
03:31Yeah, whatever, I know. It's time to dig in.
03:40Go ahead. Just eat what you want, Kurumi.
03:42Huh? Are you stupid? Why would I-
03:45Eat this girl with me?
03:46The brain says no, but the stomach says yes.
03:48Don't worry. Oh, it won't stop me!
03:51Um...
03:52Sweetie, we can either eat or speak, but not both, okay?
03:56Eat it is.
03:58What's she thinking? Eating sides right off the bat?
04:02Is she stupid? Doesn't she know the rules?
04:04Which one of you animals called her stupid? I will rip your flesh from your bones!
04:08Tell me you're going to apologize to her right now, you filthy coward!
04:11Let's make your sins don't die!
04:14But seriously, what are you thinking, given your sides?
04:17Take a look at Kurumi, and you'll get it.
04:19Get what, exactly?
04:20It's so yummy!
04:23What?
04:24What?
04:25Life is beautiful!
04:27Why is it-
04:28Suddenly, I want to eat some sides, too!
04:30I guess some sides would make the rice go down easier, right?
04:33It couldn't hurt.
04:38Incredible!
04:39Was this all part of your plan from the start?
04:42Get out of the wrong place!
04:44And here you go!
04:45Don't worry, Kurumi will burn through all their shy dishes in no time!
04:48It won't slow her down one bit!
04:51It will, however, fill up her rivals!
04:53Another ball!
04:54Here, Runtero baby!
04:56There's no way Kurumi's going to fill up!
04:58If everyone is eating sides, then she has the edge!
05:01Another ball, please!
05:03As you wish, sire!
05:04It's a bunch!
05:07So keep pulling ahead!
05:08Further and further and further!
05:11Another ball, please!
05:12Kurumi, again?
05:13But how are you scarfing down all that rice?
05:15Logically, you should be quite sick of it.
05:17I worry you may be pushing yourself!
05:19No, you got it all wrong!
05:20I can't get enough of this stuff!
05:22You're taking turns serving me!
05:24So it's not just rice!
05:25It's your rice!
05:26Each bowl has its own flavor!
05:31Hakuri flavored!
05:32Karane flavored!
05:33Shizuka flavored!
05:34Nano flavored!
05:35Kusuri flavored!
05:36And Ahuri flavored!
05:38Every bowl is unique!
05:40Every bowl is delicious!
05:42He had transformed into a fully dedicated girlfriend-loving monster!
05:46And the monster was loved in turn!
05:50Rice is nice!
05:51Rice is nice!
05:52It's so good!
05:53I showed it twice!
05:54Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!
05:56They're such a fast meal of my life!
05:57They're kind of freaking me out!
05:59They're not human!
06:00Ugh!
06:01This food fight festival has become the realm of this!
06:04Put those bowls down, cause time is up!
06:07I'm carved out for the next year at least!
06:10Now we'll announce the qualifying teams in ascending order!
06:13In third place...
06:15The Rinturo family team, I guess!
06:17Heck yeah!
06:18What do you mean, I guess?
06:19We're the main characters!
06:20We deserve a little more Dan-Dan than that!
06:22In second place...
06:23It's the team, I'm proud of you!
06:24Time for a hot pack!
06:25My favorite puppy hands off me!
06:27The Gorilla Syndicate!
06:28Who win that gelato for my darling?
06:30You!
06:31Then we'll share it!
06:36First place doesn't even need a team!
06:38Cause it's the one and only...
06:41Chunko Namnishki!
06:43Is this guy a One Piece character?
06:45No one's that big!
06:46Chunko who?
06:47The food fighting heavyweight Chunko Namnishki.
06:50Famous champion of eating contests.
06:52No way!
06:53The character design's different from the manga,
06:55but maybe the voice actor's the same?
06:56Manga doesn't have voice acting!
06:58Nice do to you!
06:59Is he doing text-to-speech?!
07:01Now it's time for the meat of the competition!
07:03So!
07:04We'll begin with a food contest classic you all know and love!
07:07The menu for the first round is...
07:09A classic?
07:10Like...
07:11We talking glizzies?
07:12Tapioca!
07:13Milk Tea!
07:15How is Bubble Tea a classic?
07:17So who wants to enter round one?
07:20You two did really well on the qualifier,
07:22so I think you deserve a rest.
07:24Didn't I tell you?
07:25I'm entering every round.
07:27Not even you can handle every round alone.
07:29Come on!
07:30We're a team!
07:31We should work together!
07:32Can you shut up?
07:33They're useless anyway.
07:34I bet they suck at eating.
07:35We'll get on them.
07:36It all comes down to what the other teams are capable of.
07:38We must manage our resources carefully.
07:40Rest assured!
07:41I shall enter the fray!
07:44Round one!
07:45Ready?
07:46And...
07:47Begin!
07:48Nice to do you.
07:52Nice to do you.
07:53Nice to do you.
07:54Nice to do you.
07:55Next another one, please!
07:59Nice to do you.
08:00Chanko is building up a sizeable lead.
08:01The others are putting their blood, sweat, and foam on the line!
08:03But it looks like they're struggling.
08:05looks like they're struggling crap my jaw hurts these are top class tapioca
08:11balls they're delicious but they're built to last
08:14this isn't a battle of the belly it's a mouth muscle
08:27hey why isn't shizuka tired too because shizuka's mouth
08:31is it dependsy to the max so what if each of her bites is positively teensy tiny then she has
08:37to chew twice as much to eat the same amount of food that means she's been training her tiny
08:41teethies day in and day out yep yep her little jaw has been perfectly honed for this fight
08:49shizuka's true form is clear indeed shizuka is our floofy little monkey buddy and that's it for round
08:58one our round two event is a ten piece sushi speed eating race i'll do it i'm swift and efficient
09:06yeah well so am i is everybody ready begin
09:12you don't have time to save her the food kurumi i get that but eating food without favoring it is
09:26not relish chunko's really scarfing those down looks like he'll take first place with ease wait unlike
09:33the others ai is keeping up oh way to chill down i don't think she's chilling look
09:41mastication is too inefficient is your esophagus made of a special alloy
09:48harga and the gorilla syndicate seem to be slowing down but ai and chunko are reaching for their final
09:52bits of sushi who will finish first
09:59chunko has done it again nice to eat you why'd you stop nano i ate too much i might puke from nine
10:07sushi the gorilla syndicate is catching up six sushi seven and now the eight i have no choice
10:16where are you going with that sushi nano when an animal is in mortal danger
10:21its survival instincts activate and it becomes able to consume surplus food in order to ensure
10:26its future therefore i must enter a situation that is life threatening
10:38i get it nono's doing this because she's afraid of lights i'm gripped with fear
10:45but i must pass this torch as it was passed to me
10:48her beauty is shining down from the sky look at the way her hair catches the light just so
10:54she's like a princess so graceful you know what we're looking at here
10:59the puzzle upon the tower with sushi
11:01i can't move
11:12i'm coming to save you
11:15curse you how dare you steal our rapunzel puke in peace princess
11:20spicy mapo tofu was the menu for round three the rentaro family sent in the fiery kusuri the veteran
11:26kuromi and karane who boasted about her spice tolerance into the fray much to the participants
11:32chagrin the heat was nearly unbearable in the end some hijinks occurred and our girls won
11:40you can read the manga for the spicy details hey what'd you cut my scene for a drawback of limited run
11:45time yup yup i guess you saved room for dessert all our teams are seriously upping the pace for round four
11:52of the game
11:59nice dude treat you
12:00frontrunner chongro continues to lead the path but the gorilla syndicate is kicking it in the gear
12:05keep eating you apes
12:09so much sugar tastes delicious too bad it turns to fat
12:14a psychological attack super effective on women
12:18oh dear friendly fire i have been gaining weight speaking of me too self-immolation
12:27the attack was too strong did those bimbos never use mirrors
12:36i'm sure rentaro baby would love another cup size or two if she's right my nipples could get even more
12:41powerful
12:44great job everyone you're each holding your own and looking cute while doing it i have such multi-talented
12:50girlfriends why aren't they total trash
12:54even though i can't be so cheery after eating that crap
12:57sucks this ain't a coping contest please no one is coping the happiness we all feel is genuine
13:04teamwork hits differently when you're more than just a team we'll win using the power of luck
13:09yeah what he said huh what the heck are they on about the final round is upon us eaters make your
13:16way to the stage time to cut the belly rubs you want to get a late start on the last round
13:22no but now's not a good time if i do all of us release our glitches gorilla girl is right about the
13:28coping once their tummies start to feel better i have no doubt mine will too what kind of logic is
13:34that it's the power of love will rentaro's girlfriends become his hurl friends stay tuned to find out
13:42bringing us home is a contest classic
13:46chunko remains firmly in the lead but the final round is for double the points
13:50anyone could use smarp the throne break it down i'm sorry we failed you i told you from the beginning
13:57that i don't need or want any of you to help me get your chopsticks ready it's time to slurp
14:07nice to meet you both chunko and haraga participated in every round and show no signs of slowing down
14:14meanwhile the gorilla syndicate's strategy of entering every player in every round is caught up to them
14:19only their silverback i mean their captain remains and she is struggling come on captain stay strong
14:26you morons thank you for sticking by my side i owe you one now it's up to me to show these people
14:32what we're made of give me a go go gorilla oh captain my captain
14:40we would never let you fight on your own last thing we do is leave you hanging registered members are
14:45permitted to join in the middle of rounds so the gorilla troops re-entry is a-okay huh you mean it
14:51right
14:54let's go show them our fighting spirits
14:57ooh ooh ah ah those clowns
14:59ooh ooh ooh ooh
15:10thanks for everything new see you on the other side
15:12don't leave me captain it's chunko versus the rentero family in this one-on-one smackdown
15:18they're both slurping away at bowl number ten neither has broken a sweat of course i haven't
15:24it's the last round and i'm yet to take my first bite though his trickery was invisible to the naked eye
15:30chunko nominishki was a fraud hidden underneath the kimono was a giant hose and a tank
15:36food enters his mouth is spat down the hose and sits on the receptacle you eat a lot for a pipsqueak
15:42but against the stomach of steel you don't stand a chunko
15:47nice to meet you both contestants just asked for an 11th bowl how much more can their bellies handle
15:5416 bowls 17 20 21 22
16:01uh-oh haraga is hesitating before taking her next bite
16:06you put up a good fight but you're through entering every round was foolish
16:11you ate far too much far too early and don't have any chunko of beating me now
16:16you're telling me i already know i screwed up they tried so hard i underestimated them but
16:25everyone ate their share and more i should have let them handle some of the rounds
16:32lantaro was right all along it was stupid of me not to trust my own team
16:38i thought i could win it alone so i gorged myself without any kind of strategy
16:43now all that work was for nothing
16:48if i had been smart and shared the burden none of this delicious ramen would have gone to waste
16:53i could have eaten a million more bowls
16:58another boat for me please
17:01wait but why according to the rules this is fine so you can leave the rest to us
17:06i'm not worried about rules why do you guys want to help me it was me
17:12your whiny baby babble was light stuff dude this war has made us sisters in arms and sisters must stick
17:17together your presence by my side cloud my fear you gave me a new strength
17:24your actions today made us want to support you so that's what we're doing
17:27that good mommy always helps our babies when they need her
17:33your efforts have meant the world to us you've been fighting hard fighting with us and fighting for us
17:40that is the power of love what does love have to do with anything i don't get it love is no business
17:48at an eating contest the old me could have shaken their kindness off in a heartbeat but now i understand
17:55their words mean something after all they must because with them beside me i feel like i could
18:03keep fighting it it appears harga is back and going strong please it's too late for a bunch of normie
18:11namas to make a difference just when the torture was almost too much to bear the rentero family's
18:17efforts finally paid off in his attempt to best them chanko had eaten so much food that his tank was
18:24filled to the brim
18:27you can beat chanko activating last resort
18:38chanko is transformed that's gross what sort of strategy is this the tank is full but i still have my
18:47own stomach no chanko these pumps to take but four we're nearing the final minutes of our competition
18:53which team will emerge victorious and take the crown
18:56let the bodies hit the floor our eaters are down and the score is tied
19:09oh what's this
19:10hard gun chanko will come back from the dead will the winner of this long fought battle come down to a
19:15single bite i'm about to burst but still i have to do this for my team
19:29please no way you must be out of your mind maybe i need you to do this agree and i swear i'll get you a
19:38taste of a taste of whatever you want just five seconds left
20:00what are the junkos you shouldn't have been able to swallow that last bite you're right normally i
20:07would have puked but i could never throw up something that my girlfriend fed me
20:14i would rather die
20:24now i have some gelato my mama mia's
20:28delightful delightful
20:30uh hey i need to tell you something listen
20:36it was super crappy it was super crappy sorry none of you deserved it
20:55um
21:04what's going on kurumi you wanted to see me alone
21:13thank you
21:15the eating competition really did help me get to know the other girls
21:19and uh we won so too many cooks didn't burn the noodles or the broth broth broth broth
21:25broth sounds good ramen broth no not yet in the final round you said you'd let me taste whatever
21:34remember that i didn't expect you to be hungry but hey you kept up your end of the deal if you don't
21:40really don't want ramen with your broth
21:51no
21:52hmmm so that's how you taste i think i could get used to it
21:56You do know that I'm not broth, right?
22:01Well, I didn't ask you to be my broth friend!
22:26It's just because if you don't know what I have to do to you, you can reach these people.
22:35You can learn how to practice your life.
22:42It's right now.
22:45I'm sorry.
22:49I'm sorry.
22:50-"That will be true, right?"
22:51Richmond love of currency
22:54Richmond love of currency
22:58It is so true. It's like a moon to explain the return even further
23:00But the fact that love, let it era
23:04Take reality with mine
23:07Anything instantly
23:09With love, to love, to love, sharing
23:12A friend may return to the conteúdos
23:17Tell me, like
23:18I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it.
23:22Do you believe in your fate?
23:48me.
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