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Emmerdale Season 54 Episode 234
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00:30You've got me like the butler here.
00:50Come on, let's give me biceps.
00:51Look, we need to have a word about you packing.
00:53How come you've got double I have for just a few nights away?
00:56Well, I'm in everything but the kitchen sink, ma'am.
00:58What if it rained? What if there was a heatwave?
01:00Kim, we're back.
01:02Wow.
01:03Oh, keep it down.
01:05Someone's moody.
01:06No, I'm talking to myself actually. I feel a bit sick.
01:09Nice bedhead. You got Jason Donovan up there?
01:12I never got near him.
01:13Anyway, the only action I'm getting is all in my head.
01:16Where's the boss?
01:18No idea.
01:19I've not seen her since yesterday when she came into the hide looking for Lydia.
01:23By the time I got to the pub for Jason, she'd already gone.
01:26You didn't see her come back?
01:27No, but I was a bit busy splitting up a fangirl fight between Kerry and Vanessa for Le Donovan.
01:34Anyway, can you go away? Because I need about 5,000 calories to shift this hangover and that is a lot.
01:42I'm going to give her a call.
01:42Hey, Mandy, we've been in and out of that hospital so much.
01:47So, hang on. The police have no idea who knocked him down.
01:50Well, it's probably not a priority.
01:52Dylan's lucky to have so many people rooting for him.
01:55Should we go back in the house?
01:56If we pretend we haven't seen him, it's going to look weird.
01:58Yet you want to pick up a brick and smash his face and so do I, but we can't.
02:01We have to wait for Dylan.
02:02I just hate having to see April deal in a meeting time.
02:06Morning.
02:08Hiya.
02:09Monday's at work, so who's at the hospital?
02:11Er, April.
02:12How is she?
02:13Er, you know.
02:14Happiest when she's by his bed.
02:16Pretend the young ones would have run a mile.
02:18She's got a real sense of, er, responsibilities, that one.
02:22Well, I have to say, I think you'd do the same for her.
02:24Yes, yeah.
02:25Well, fingers crossed it goes the right way.
02:28Am I still invited for tea?
02:29Yeah, if you play your cards with her.
02:31Oh, yeah.
02:33Er, Mandy said she thought Dylan squeezed her hand last night.
02:37Very comfy.
02:38Wishful, thank you.
02:46Lydia, would you deep fry me some bread?
02:48You do it yourself, Gabby.
02:50I just know Lydia's got certain pants for certain things.
02:54Don't worry, he's just miffed he didn't get to meet Jason.
02:57Any word on Kim?
02:58Nope.
03:00Don't look so worried.
03:01Her bed's made.
03:02I mean, she'll be out on a ride or something.
03:03She's a big girl.
03:04Er, I didn't make her bed.
03:06Well, maybe she made it herself.
03:10Call the stables.
03:11See if there's a horse missing.
03:12Aye.
03:12Pretty mad day yesterday.
03:14Have you seen Kim?
03:16She didn't come back yesterday.
03:17Have you seen her recently?
03:18Oh, well, like Sam said, it were pretty mad.
03:22She left while I was talking to Jason.
03:24I didn't think anything of it at the time.
03:25Or maybe she copped off.
03:27I was so depressed, if that's the case.
03:29Well, one of you knows something.
03:32Oh.
03:33Poachers.
03:35What?
03:35Yeah, that was it.
03:36Vanessa said something about her hearing some shooting up here and then Kim left.
03:40Why are you just saying this now?
03:43Because I've only just remembered.
03:45It's all black holes up here.
03:46Anyway, she'll be fine.
03:50Something's up.
03:51I'm going to go look for her.
03:51I think she knows about this shoot.
03:58She knows we've ripped her off and she's skulking out there waiting.
04:01And then as soon as she's ready, bam.
04:05Are you two coming?
04:11Er, Jacob's just popping round, by the way.
04:14To look at a letter about a scan.
04:16Well, you know how to have a party.
04:18In fact, I deserve a party after slaying Kerry at those kids' games yesterday.
04:24Grant, can you please not turn this into some middle-aged lady feud?
04:27What? I could have said old.
04:29She really means a lot to Jacob.
04:30Yeah, well, good job he's a doctor.
04:32Because you know what?
04:33If she kicks off again, he can stitch her up.
04:37Please ignore everything she says about Kerry.
04:39She loves her, really.
04:40Is this going to turn into competitive grannies?
04:42Yeah, that's what I just said.
04:44Well, I've got a wedding to compete over first, so...
04:48Scan is on Thursday.
04:51Can't wait. Twenty weeks already.
04:53And only twenty to go.
04:54Wow, someone's good at the pregnancy mask.
04:56And you're not going to this one on your own?
04:58Look, I've said I'm sorry about that.
05:00You know I only went to check everything was okay before you lot piled in.
05:04It's been three months since we last saw it.
05:06It was a little avocado then.
05:08Thought it was going to be a proper baby.
05:09Sounds like we've got Professor Robert Winston in the house.
05:11Are you going to find out the sex and all?
05:13Yeah, probably.
05:14I thought you were bothered.
05:18Yeah, about that.
05:20I think we need to have a little chat.
05:22Catch you later, right?
05:23Without bit ears.
05:26Kim!
05:29Kim!
05:31You still think this is an ambush?
05:32I hope so.
05:33Because if she's not waiting to pounce out on us,
05:35then she's missing or worse.
05:37I should have just asked her for the loan
05:39instead of going behind her back.
05:40Don't blame yourself.
05:41She trusted me and I lied to her.
05:44Kim!
05:44Stop panicking.
05:45No good ever came from lying.
05:47Kim!
05:47Kim has told more lies than me and you put together.
05:50How do you think she got all this?
05:57Kim!
05:58Jo.
06:01Right.
06:02Her horse is missing and all.
06:03Guys!
06:05I found her!
06:07Kim!
06:08Hurry up!
06:08She's in a bad way!
06:10I'm coming!
06:11Jo.
06:12We're up near the old oak.
06:14Call an ambulance.
06:21You all right?
06:22Oof.
06:23Oh!
06:24Is your face saying that I smell?
06:26I mean, probably do.
06:27Tony got me exhausted.
06:28So long as you're having fun.
06:30Wouldn't go that far.
06:31So what are you seeing in for then?
06:35Are you okay?
06:37Yeah.
06:38No, yeah, I am.
06:38There's, there's, erm,
06:39there's bacon in the fridge, yeah?
06:41I'm trying to get fit so I wouldn't want bacon.
06:47I'm the same myself.
06:49Oh, but for different reasons.
06:51Sorry, where did you come from?
06:52This sofa, you're blind.
06:54What time is it?
06:57Oh, great.
06:58That's me dead.
06:58Thanks for letting me take a nap.
06:59I didn't.
07:00Look, mind me dinner in the pool, man.
07:02I'll tell you why Vinny's being a bit more weird.
07:04Well, apart from his usual weirdness.
07:07Oh, and have a bath, bro,
07:09cos you are musky.
07:12Yeah, so Kim came up
07:14saying to what, to make a big introduction.
07:15I'm thinking, yeah, yeah.
07:16That'll add a bit of panache to me taking the stage.
07:19Anyway,
07:20Ink Bulls JD
07:22says,
07:22Oh, it's my absolute pleasure.
07:25Taking my flipping limelight,
07:27leave me like a lemon.
07:28And he said it like that, did he?
07:30Yeah, it's my absolute pleasure.
07:32Well, I had no idea Jason Donovan was Swedish.
07:35I thought I know exactly what's happened here.
07:37You see, I was practising in the gents.
07:39He's coming for a tinkle,
07:40he's heard me sing.
07:41We're not still on with the Donovan feud, are we?
07:44He's heard me sing,
07:45and he's jealous.
07:47I'll tell you he's jealous, Bob.
07:48Table number four.
07:49Because table number six
07:50was served about half an hour ago.
07:52He wouldn't have treated Taylor Swift like that.
07:55Is he working here?
07:57Oh, and I prefer a pint.
07:59Well, tough.
07:59I'm not being domineered by both of you today.
08:02Bottle's fine, thanks.
08:03I've given him a shift
08:04cos he was bored at the B&B.
08:05OK, more fool me,
08:07but, you know,
08:08the customers seem to love him
08:09and it's fresh meat for me to pick on.
08:11Oh, no!
08:12Rona, don't sneak off, please.
08:14Please, we need all hands on deck.
08:15Uh, no purse.
08:16I'm an idiot.
08:17I'm just going to knit back home.
08:17I'll get it.
08:19Uh, two mulled wines, please.
08:20Always best to keep on the good side of the vet.
08:26Small frown pan fire!
08:29I wouldn't want a domineer.
08:31Sorry, two ticks.
08:34You can add the cost of the drink
08:36to what you already owe.
08:38You think you can make me do anything, don't you?
08:40Yes.
08:42If charity knew,
08:43if they all knew,
08:44about the drugs,
08:46what you do to kids to Dylan,
08:48I could shout it all out right now
08:50and they would tear you apart.
08:52Well, that would certainly kill
08:54the pre-Christmas vibe.
08:56Do you know I love him,
08:58but I could kill him.
08:59Right, what was it?
09:00Yes, two mulled wines coming up.
09:03Oh, Rona.
09:05Try smiling.
09:06You're doing amazing, Kim.
09:13Absolutely amazing.
09:15And everything's going to be fine.
09:18Don't leave me.
09:20Of course I'm not going to leave you.
09:21And the ambulance won't be long now.
09:24You said that ages ago.
09:26Yeah, because they know it's you that needs it.
09:28And you're hard as nails,
09:28you could probably cartwheel to hospital.
09:32They smile this early in the day.
09:34Where's that?
09:35It's...
09:36Your horse is absolutely fine.
09:38Dawn, love,
09:39will you make sure she keeps the legs straight?
09:40It's all right, love.
09:49I'll do it.
09:49You hold her hand.
09:54Worse.
09:55Just like my dad.
09:57I know you both miss him.
10:00And I'm sorry.
10:03Kim.
10:05Oh, my God, Lydia.
10:07Oh, Dawn.
10:08Go and tell the ambulance
10:09that we need to be quick
10:10and run.
10:11Kim, you're staying with me.
10:14Kim!
10:32I could deal for you.
10:35Till April's debt is cleared.
10:36I'll do it.
10:38Wow.
10:40Interesting idea.
10:43White, middle class, well spoken.
10:46But at the first sign of trouble,
10:49you would literally pee your pants.
10:52Look, we just talk for once.
10:55Woman to woman.
10:55You see, I hate that.
10:57The presumption of maternal imperative,
10:59some soft swat
11:00that you are desperate to tap into.
11:02All you and I have in common.
11:03All you and I have in common
11:04is protect and survive.
11:06And we're both doing that
11:07in our own special way.
11:11How do you sleep?
11:12I don't.
11:13I don't.
11:16And neither will April.
11:22Everything that's happened to her
11:23happened to me.
11:25I even had my own Dylan
11:27and some others.
11:30Young gone now, of course.
11:31But look how I turned out.
11:35Always better to be the hammer
11:36than the anvil.
11:38Oh.
11:40Ray told me
11:41that the boy
11:42is squeezing hands
11:43in the hospital.
11:44Wherever April goes,
11:47men's bodies
11:47just litter the pavement.
11:49Don't let Dylan
11:51be the next one.
11:52He has survived
11:53everything you have done to him
11:55and he will come through this.
11:57He's young
11:57and he will come round
11:58and then we are all
11:59going to go talking to the police.
12:01Oh, yeah.
12:02Your time is up, monster.
12:08I do love to hear a mouse roar.
12:17Rona.
12:19You've overplayed your hand.
12:29Hey.
12:30How is she?
12:30What room is she in?
12:31She's in theatre.
12:32Her leg's badly broken.
12:35Lydia was amazing.
12:37It was something to do
12:37with those poachers.
12:40Ice managed to break free,
12:41staggered back to the yard.
12:42Vanessa said something
12:43about his injuries.
12:44Like what?
12:46There was a lot of damage.
12:47She said she'd call me
12:48when she knew more.
12:49What have I said about overalls in here?
12:59Same as I've said about long hair
13:00with women over 40, but...
13:02Did you get your duet with Jason?
13:04He was jealous!
13:05Oh, I've heard this ten times already, Ty.
13:08I can be frustrating, yeah,
13:12but I've persuaded a table of women
13:15to have sticky toffees
13:16against their better judgement.
13:18Think of the profit!
13:19Well, yes, I suppose you do have your charms, Bob.
13:22Even if you can't sing.
13:24Er, yeah, that works great for us.
13:31Thank you, you've made our Christmas.
13:33Alright, bye.
13:34We need to plan a do.
13:39What for?
13:39Who was that?
13:41Oh, I don't want a gender reveal party
13:42if that's where you're going.
13:43That was the registry.
13:46We're all set for a Christmas Eve wedding.
13:48Just me and you, like you said.
13:50Yeah, well, I was thinking
13:51maybe we do need a reception
13:53and speeches and the welly.
13:55I mean, we've got to do something
13:56or they'll kill us.
13:57OK, how about
13:59we get everybody here for a party
14:01and pretend it's a gender reveal?
14:03Then what?
14:04And then we get them on a bus,
14:06tell them they're going to our wedding
14:08at the registry
14:08and then back here for the reception.
14:11It's the best of both worlds, then.
14:13We organise it all without a war
14:14and they don't miss anything.
14:17You are dead devious.
14:18Well, I'm a little bit of Pollard
14:20and I'm marrying a dingle, so
14:22it goes with the territory.
14:27You said you'd buy the dinner?
14:31Yeah, I did.
14:32Mine.
14:33Louis, if I'm carb-like,
14:35you're never going to find
14:36out what I've got to tell you.
14:37And what's that?
14:39Vinny fancies you.
14:46I've done something really stupid.
14:49I've got no milk.
14:50Oh, well, another time.
14:51Paddy's got some news.
14:53Yeah, they're definitely bringing Dylan
14:54out of the coma tomorrow.
14:56Right.
14:57Well, that's amazing.
14:59I just hope he's all,
15:00you know, all all right.
15:01Is April still there with him?
15:03We should get her back and feed her.
15:04No, not yet.
15:05No, let her stay
15:06until one of us gets there.
15:07Well, I'm going to the hospital now.
15:08Good, great.
15:09Yeah, I don't think he should be
15:11on his own
15:11and neither should April.
15:13You all right?
15:15Yeah, massively stressed.
15:16Same as you.
15:17OK, well, let's have a look
15:18at the work, Rota.
15:19Just make sure it's all fair.
15:20Lovely.
15:21Right, I'm going.
15:22See you later.
15:22See you later.
15:22See you later.
15:24One of us needs to be with Dylan
15:30all the time.
15:32More than we are now.
15:33Like every minute.
15:34And April shouldn't be there
15:35on her own from now on.
15:36Something happened with Celia
15:37at the pub.
15:38And I couldn't help it
15:40because she was goading me
15:41like she always does.
15:42What did you do?
15:46I told her that we were all
15:47going to make statements again
15:48to the police.
15:51Including Dylan.
15:52Once he wakes up.
15:54She knew I wasn't bluffing, Marlon.
15:56I'm so sorry.
15:59But one of us needs to be
16:00by that bed every second.
16:02Otherwise they will get in there
16:04and they will kill him.
16:06Then that's what we'll have to do.
16:17Should probably sack him.
16:19Third time's a charm.
16:21He was his day off yesterday.
16:23Anyway, let Kim sack him
16:25if it has to happen.
16:25It'll give her something
16:26to look forward to.
16:27Okay.
16:31Joe, it's just one of them things.
16:32How bad was it?
16:37Really bad.
16:39But Lydia was incredible.
16:42Between the two of them,
16:43they keep our place going.
16:46You feel bad now?
16:47Yeah, you should.
16:50So go and say something nice.
16:53Look, they're as scared as we are.
16:55It's time to step up.
16:56Just keep looking at your feet.
17:02Shall we just go over there now
17:04and tell them everything?
17:05Get it over with.
17:08My heart says yes,
17:09but my head's saying,
17:11not unless we have to.
17:13We are good people.
17:15We're not.
17:16And don't you dare say Kim's worse
17:17cos she isn't.
17:19At least she's up front
17:19about her dishonesty.
17:21And she went to all that trouble yesterday
17:23just for me.
17:24She's my friend.
17:25Still waiting on news
17:30about Kim's horse.
17:32We all wish
17:33that we were there
17:34when it happened,
17:34but we've all got lives to live.
17:37And you are entitled
17:37to the odd day off, Sam.
17:41It was no one's fault.
17:42Oh, nice, isn't it?
17:56Yeah.
17:57I just think he was a bit of a plank,
17:59but not anymore.
18:00Have you got Bob on the payroll now?
18:02I am doing this for love,
18:04for Christmas spirit
18:05and down to massive boredom
18:07at the B&B.
18:08Now that my chance
18:09of it in the big time
18:10has been snatched away
18:11by he who shall remain nameless.
18:13Nice and done.
18:15Well, would it cheer you up
18:16if we invited you
18:17to a gender reveal party
18:18on Christmas Eve?
18:19Since when?
18:20I can't be bothered
18:21with all that nonsense.
18:23But if it's a free bar,
18:24I'm in.
18:24So far, so painless.
18:27What do you think Cain's going to say
18:29when he finds out
18:29it's a wedding reception?
18:30Oh, he'll be chuffed.
18:31He thinks people
18:32that do gender reveal stuff
18:33should be taken out and shot.
18:35Babe, I thought you weren't bothered
18:36about this gender thingy.
18:38Well, it's what young people do,
18:40isn't it?
18:41You don't mind, do you?
18:42For you, you and this one?
18:44I'd do anything.
18:46Aw.
18:47Is that a tear?
18:48Ha!
18:50Oh, I can't.
18:52I don't know what you mean.
18:55Sometimes I think the coffee
18:56and the bother
18:57will come out the same pipe.
18:58Are we seriously talking
18:59about the vending machine?
19:02Look,
19:02if you just blurt it all out to Joe,
19:05you'll be relieved
19:06for about ten seconds.
19:07But it won't actually help Kim.
19:10Well, I don't know.
19:11Do you think it will?
19:12I hope you're not saying
19:13I'm selfish
19:13cos I want to tell the truth.
19:15No, I'm saying
19:16it won't help Kim
19:17but it'll destroy us.
19:20Vanessa's been on.
19:21No news on Kim yet, though.
19:22No.
19:23It's going on and on, isn't it?
19:25What did Vanessa say?
19:27Apparently,
19:28some sort of homemade snare
19:29has got embedded
19:30in Ice's leg
19:31and caused a load of damage.
19:34So, obviously,
19:34Kim did have a run-in
19:35with poachers
19:36and she and the horse
19:36came off worse.
19:38I think we're going to have
19:39to get the police involved.
19:41Anyway,
19:41I'm going to try and find Joe.
19:47I said they could use the snares.
19:49It was me.
19:51Bloody air.
19:52Just...
19:54don't.
19:57You do know Tony's
19:58a straight, married man
20:00with three kids
20:01and he's, you know,
20:02and he's 50.
20:03Yeah, well then,
20:04tell Vinny.
20:06What's he even said about it?
20:07Nothing with his mouth.
20:08It's all just eyes and sighs and...
20:11Say nothing.
20:14Er,
20:15do you want a drink?
20:16Oh, er, no, I'm.
20:17I'm alright, thanks.
20:18Oh, er, I'll have some chips
20:19and you'll never guess what,
20:20Vincent.
20:21Lewis's personal trainer,
20:23Tony,
20:24is 50,
20:25straight,
20:26and married with three kids.
20:28I thought they were an item.
20:30I'll think I might, yeah.
20:32Right, right, yeah.
20:33Well, er,
20:33don't be so hard on yourself.
20:35I had to be done.
20:43He's me mate.
20:44It's the worst
20:45when you fancy someone
20:46and think that they take him.
20:53Do you fancy him?
20:55Oh,
20:56I haven't really thought about it.
20:58Well,
20:59can you keep it that way?
21:01Look,
21:01we've got a great thing
21:02going us three, yeah?
21:03and any change
21:04might spoil it for me.
21:09Something's happening.
21:14What is it?
21:15Well, er,
21:17it's not good news.
21:19There's just been
21:19so much damage to the,
21:21yeah,
21:21what was it again?
21:23She's just
21:24far from in the clear.
21:27Sorry,
21:27they're just talking about
21:28the tissue
21:29and blood supply.
21:31She doesn't make
21:32any improvements
21:32by tomorrow,
21:33then, um,
21:35she's gonna lose her leg.
21:36She's gonna lose her leg.
21:36She's gonna lose her leg.
22:03Alright,
22:03we'll be right back to you.
22:11We'll be right back to you.
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