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00:00Pass the butter.
00:07I think you're missing a word there.
00:10Mmm. Pass my butter.
00:15Thank you. You all right?
00:17No, my back's sore.
00:19That'll be because you've been scrunched up with Betsy all night.
00:21Right, all right. I just need some paint.
00:25At least you can have a rest today.
00:27Yep.
00:30She's a kicker. Always was.
00:31Yeah, not on purpose.
00:32Well, do you remember when she used to sneak into our bed in the middle of the night when she was little?
00:37My back would be black and blue by the morning.
00:40Yeah, but it was all worth it because you got to wake up to this beautiful face.
00:44We did.
00:46Oh, by the way, what are we doing for Christmas?
00:48We?
00:49To be honest, I'm just glad to have both my mums with me on Christmas Day.
00:55And you, obviously, too, Carla.
01:00Do you know what? I just want a giant turkey, Christmas crackers, no doubt you want some of mum's mince pies.
01:06Yeah, we'll see.
01:07No, I don't mind cooking up a feast.
01:09Right, well, we've got plenty of time to decide yet, don't we?
01:13You're not in a hurry, then, to go back to Spain?
01:15You know, Feliz Navidad and all that?
01:17I've had a change of heart, you know, I think I'll wait until the new year.
01:22Like, nothing beats Christmas in Manchester and, you know, less Feliz Navidad and more.
01:28A fairer tale of Weatherfields.
01:29Mm-hm.
01:31That's Carla's favourite Christmas song.
01:33Is it?
01:35Was Christmas Eve, baby, in the drunk tank.
01:39I'm actually going to Roy's for Christmas.
01:42Oh, are you in train spot us sipping sherry and playing Scrabble?
01:45Arnie!
01:47Right, that'll do.
01:50You three knock yourself out, though, eh?
01:52Enjoy it.
01:56Carla, wait.
01:57Why doesn't microwave wine have the same ring to it as mulled wine?
02:04What do you mean?
02:05It does.
02:05I mean, why aren't we at the actual Christmas markets?
02:07Oh, I've made it now.
02:08Drink up.
02:10It's hot.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Do you know what?
02:13It's actually all right.
02:15Would I give you anything less?
02:19I'll get it.
02:25Best mulled wine ever, right?
02:26Yeah.
02:32Oh, hiya.
02:33Hiya.
02:34I really need to speak to you.
02:37Right, come in.
02:42Afternoon.
02:44Afternoon.
02:46And what is it?
02:48Come on, you don't have to hide anything from us.
02:53You do know it's a day off.
02:54Yeah, sorry about that.
02:55Actually, you might be able to help us.
02:58Oh, yeah?
02:58With what?
02:59Well, I just found out Costello was planning on retiring in September.
03:03Really?
03:05So you never knew about it either?
03:08No, never.
03:10Nothing about going to the lakes?
03:12The lakes?
03:13No.
03:13So, who told you that?
03:15I overheard his wife and daughter talking in the hospital.
03:19When are you going to retire and buy us all the place in the lakes?
03:21Yeah, pipe down, Betts.
03:22Rude.
03:23Why wouldn't he tell us?
03:25Doesn't make sense.
03:27It's private information.
03:28He's every right to keep it to himself.
03:29Yeah, but he would have told us something like that.
03:31He just would have.
03:32Right?
03:33Well, yeah.
03:34I would have thought so.
03:37So, what's your plan, Kit?
03:39My plan's to keep digging.
03:42Right, and you'll let us know if you find anything, right?
03:46Yeah.
03:47Absolutely.
03:47Cheers.
04:07Wow.
04:08You don't mess about, do you?
04:10It's not even dark yet.
04:12Now, you're a nephrologist now, yeah?
04:15I thought you were a backstreet copper.
04:16Many talents, mate.
04:19Well, if you had, you'd know I'm allowed to drink in moderation.
04:23Anyway, I found something out about Costello.
04:26What?
04:27Well, he was planning on retiring, but he changed his plans.
04:31And?
04:32Well, he changed his plans about the same time Becky rocked up.
04:36It's a bit of a coincidence, don't you think?
04:40So, what you're saying is that we were right.
04:44They've been in this together.
04:45It's looking more and more likely every day.
04:48You know, I told Lisa right in front of Becky.
04:51What's she have to say for herself?
04:52Oh, she played dumb.
04:54But I've had enough experience with round dodgy coppers to know
04:56that something's not right.
04:58Hey, you're up.
05:12Erm, what's the latest?
05:14I'm quick, but I'm not that quick.
05:17Yeah, it's blown my mind, all this.
05:18I bet.
05:20Should I be worried, you reckon?
05:22About?
05:23Everything.
05:24Should I be laying low?
05:25Well, it's probably for the best.
05:28I reckon I should be keeping an eye on you two.
05:30Given these thugs knocking around, beating up police officers.
05:35Understood.
05:36Yeah.
05:37Well, if you need me, I'll be decorating Christmas cookies
05:39with our Lisa and Betsy.
05:41It's mad how it's the small, simple things you miss.
05:44Just been to see Carla.
05:47Oh, really?
05:48Yeah, she's necking scotch like a bottle of water.
05:52She's saying she really wants to see Lisa.
05:55OK, well, I'll tell her.
05:57Good.
05:58Anyway, laters.
06:00See ya.
06:00Good.
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06:28Good.
06:29Was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank?
06:48What are you doing here?
06:50Kit told me you were in a bad way.
06:53Drowning your sorrows.
06:55Getting plastered.
06:57What have I done?
06:59I thought I'd do the decent thing and make sure you weren't passed out somewhere.
07:03It's got nothing to do with you.
07:07I want to see Lisa.
07:09I think you should stay away from her while you're like this.
07:11But I think you should mind your own business.
07:14It is my business.
07:16Lisa's under a lot of stress and she does not need you adding to it.
07:28Two weeks.
07:31Canary Islands.
07:33What about it?
07:36I booked it a couple of days ago.
07:40I've got no use for it now, have I?
07:42That's very thoughtful of you.
07:45Yeah, well...
07:45I am very thoughtful.
07:50That's why I want to see Lisa.
07:53Not to give her this?
07:56No.
08:02Tell her I'm giving up.
08:06You've won, Becky.
08:07You want one of these, cos I've got a spare glass here.
08:18Er, no.
08:19Er, I need to get going and get Lisa the news.
08:22Hold on.
08:24Come on.
08:24One second.
08:27Well played.
08:29Got what you wanted.
08:31Yeah, it's not about that.
08:32I'm not playing games.
08:34Oh, come on, Becky.
08:35Of course you were.
08:36This is what you wanted.
08:38And you won.
08:42Yeah.
08:43OK.
08:43That is what I wanted, actually.
08:46Yeah.
08:48What if, um...
08:51What if she'd have picked me?
08:54I wouldn't have given up, cos I love her.
08:58Well, she didn't want you.
09:00Well, she'd have seen sense eventually.
09:02You know, we're meant to be together.
09:03So you'd have forced her to love you?
09:06If that's how you want to put it, yeah.
09:10So I had no chance then, did I?
09:12No.
09:13Not really.
09:16And I think it's probably best if you stay away from number six now.
09:21But that's my house.
09:23Well, Lisa needs to move on.
09:25Reconnect with her family.
09:28And with you hanging around, that's not going to help, is it?
09:32OK.
09:36Better yet, get yourself off to the Canaries.
09:39Two weeks on the beach will help you get over your break-up.
09:42And look on the bright side.
09:45You might meet somebody else.
09:46Well, what's wrong with the polar express?
09:55It's boring.
09:56Yeah.
09:58All right.
09:58Love actually, then.
09:59Oh, it's too cringe.
10:00Yeah, I agree.
10:03Well, what do you want to watch, then?
10:05Oh, do you want it here?
10:08Die hard.
10:10Excellent choice, daughter.
10:12Seems appropriate, Summer.
10:14Fair point.
10:21Hi, Colin.
10:23Are you all right?
10:23No, she's not.
10:24She's drunk.
10:25I'm not drunk.
10:27I'm not drunk.
10:28I was pretending to be drunk.
10:29I'm stone-cold sober.
10:31All right.
10:32Why were you pretending to be drunk?
10:35To catch this one out.
10:37Yeah, I had a lovely little chat with Lady Lazarus here earlier.
10:41Yeah, she told me some interesting stuff, didn't you?
10:47Merry Christmas.
10:53Look on the bright side.
10:56You might meet somebody else.
11:01What is it you please say?
11:03Bang to rights.
11:04Right, I don't know what it is you're actually trying to prove here.
11:06I'm trying to prove that you've deliberately been trying to split me and Lisa up.
11:11I don't deny that I love Lisa.
11:13I always have done.
11:14And, yeah, I wanted her back.
11:16There you go.
11:17She just admitted it.
11:18Again.
11:18I hoped you'd break up.
11:20I wanted my family that I'd lost.
11:21You chose to lose them.
11:24What about all the lies you've told to get here, eh?
11:26Yeah.
11:27I haven't lied.
11:27Yes, you have.
11:29All the people that are watching you, that are after you, you're scared.
11:33That isn't a lie.
11:33She is scared.
11:34Betsy, she is devious and dishonest.
11:37That colour, those mean the same thing.
11:38Did she tell you that you were meant to come and see me in the factory?
11:41Did she ask you to?
11:43No.
11:44Well, she was meant to.
11:46But instead, she came to see me, didn't you?
11:48That's manipulative.
11:49That's trying to keep us apart.
11:51Why didn't you tell me?
11:52I didn't want to stress you out having to see her in a state, you know, worked up and drunk.
11:56I wasn't drunk.
11:57Yeah, we know that now, don't we?
11:58That is weird, you know, pretending to be drunk and recording her.
12:01I was just trying to make you see who she is.
12:03Right, well, both of you just stop, all right?
12:06You've got to see what she's doing to us.
12:07No, enough.
12:08I've had it up to her with the pair of you, all right?
12:11I'm not some kind of prize to be won in a cracker.
12:14Have you took a war over someone else?
12:16Mum.
12:17Cup of tea?
12:35You think you're so clever, don't you?
12:36But I've got to warn you, I'm a stubborn cow.
12:42I'm going to find out what you are and just what you've been up to.
12:47I'm going to find out what you are.
13:17Hey, Costal.
13:20Hello.
13:22Hello, it's...
13:23It's Carl O'Connor.
13:25Okay, Lisa Swain's partner.
13:29Okay, stay with me.
13:32I'm sorry you're not well, okay?
13:35But I need some information.
13:36I think Becky Swain was behind your attack.
13:43Okay.
13:44She was.
13:47Okay.
13:49Costal, stay with me.
13:50We need to prove that.
13:51We need to prove it.
13:53We need evidence.
13:54Where can we find that?
13:55Hill.
14:02Yeah.
14:02Yeah, Hill.
14:03What?
14:04Say again?
14:06Hill.
14:07Hill.
14:07Hill.
14:09Hill.
14:11What?
14:12You sure?
14:18Hill and rhubarb.
14:19Yeah, but that's what I heard.
14:22It was pretty hard to hear anything.
14:26What does that even mean?
14:28I don't know.
14:29It must be linked to Becky, because that's who I was talking about.
14:32Unless he was just high on his meds.
14:34Did seem quite out of it.
14:36Well, there's got to be something we're not seeing.
14:40Well, I don't know.
14:41It's like we're doing a jigsaw without the box missing, innit?
14:43Right, well, let's just keep digging.
14:48You know what?
14:49No, I don't know.
14:51Right, well, you can't give up now.
14:52Well, I can't be doing with it.
14:54It's exhausting, all of it.
14:55Right, well, we just need to push on, Carla.
14:57You know, we'll find the missing pieces.
15:00Look, I'm sorry.
15:01You do what you want, OK?
15:03Like I said, I've had enough.
15:04Well, let's go.
15:05Well, let's go ahead.
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