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00:01Ooh!
00:07What's all this?
00:09These flowers are for you.
00:12For me? Yeah.
00:14Carla the Beautiful.
00:16Why?
00:17Because we both have the day off, and because I love you,
00:22and because I don't need a reason to spoil your own, do I?
00:25Exactly, so I wouldn't argue if I was you.
00:28Oh, that'll be Mum.
00:33I've got the whole day mapped out.
00:36Oh, you do, do you?
00:38Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
00:41Continental breakfast, a little light shopping,
00:43then we're going to have a little spa break,
00:45and we are dressing for dinner.
00:48Sounds fabulous.
00:50Wow, gorgeous flowers.
00:52Aren't they just?
00:53Carla bought them for me.
00:54And here's me thinking you prefer tulips.
00:56Oh, we went on holiday to Amsterdam,
00:59so I always bought a tulips.
01:02Tulips?
01:04I love my roses.
01:06Right, I'm ready to go when you are.
01:07When you're shopping, anything nice, you know my size.
01:10Have a lovely day.
01:11Yep.
01:12OK, bye.
01:13Bye.
01:17Sorry.
01:18Come here.
01:21Come here.
01:24Hmm.
01:31I've got now.
01:33Yes, Sarah?
01:39Are you serious?
01:40They're at the factory now.
01:44This is nonsense.
01:45The old thing.
01:46I know, I've tried to tell her.
01:47But I don't need this, especially today.
01:49I've got stuff to do.
01:50I understand that, but I'm afraid fraud is a serious matter,
01:53and we have to follow procedure.
01:55Seriously, guys, inside?
01:57Oh, it's coffee break.
01:59Seriously, inside.
02:00Oh, all right, spoiled sport.
02:02Sorry.
02:03It's not your fault.
02:04What's going on?
02:05Well, your colleague here seems to think
02:06that there's been a report of fraudulent activity in my factory.
02:10What kind of thought are we talking about?
02:11Well, that's what I asked, and she won't tell me.
02:13I've been asked to take Mrs. Conner in for questioning.
02:16Who made the report? That's what I want to know.
02:18I can't say.
02:19Well, I can. It's obvious, isn't it?
02:21Well, who would want to spoil our special day?
02:23Can you think of anybody?
02:24I think you should just go with the police officer.
02:27I'm sure it won't take long.
02:28Excuse me, can you move that, please?
02:31No, Kurt. Stay there.
02:33I only take instructions from Mrs. Conner.
02:36Tell him to move the van.
02:38What if I don't?
02:39Are you going to arrest me?
02:43I can't get arrested. He'd feed peanut.
02:45Sorry, it's fine.
02:46Right, let's go.
02:47No, don't touch me.
02:49You need to calm down.
02:50I'm sure we can get this sorted at the station.
02:52I just want to know who's been accusing me of fraud,
02:54then I can get it cleared up in two seconds.
02:56Let's get you in the car.
02:58You know, don't you?
02:59Go on, ring her.
03:00Ask her.
03:01It's ridiculous.
03:02I swear I'm going to throttle her.
03:03I can do it.
03:04I'm not too.
03:06Hello, Carla.
03:07Hello.
03:08I'm beginning to think I know a few too many coppers.
03:13We go everywhere.
03:14You might have to wait a bit.
03:15PC Davies is busy.
03:16She won't be too long.
03:17Well, I'll save her the time.
03:18It was Becky.
03:19What's Becky?
03:20Who's been making these allegations up against me?
03:21And I'll tell you for why, you know.
03:22Right.
03:23Go on, then.
03:24What, because she thinks that Lisa prefers tulips to roses?
03:25So this is about Lisa's taste in floristry?
03:26I know.
03:27I know.
03:28I know.
03:29I know that sounds stupid and doesn't make any sense but it went something like this.
03:31This morning I've made...
03:33Oh, I wonder what and I love you.
03:34I know.
03:35Why, why, why?
03:36Why do you talk to me?
03:37You know,someone?
03:38Why, why do you talk to me?
03:40This is a girl, you know?
03:41What time?
03:43Go on, then.
03:44What, because she thinks that Lisa prefers tulips to roses?
03:50So this is about Lisa's taste in floristry?
03:52I know.
03:53I know.
03:53That sounds stupid and doesn't make any sense but it went something like this.
03:57morning, I'd made breakfast, got her flowers, I'd arrange a lovely day out for us together,
04:01okay, to spend together, with spa and shopping and favourite restaurant, and then in walks
04:06the not-so-dead ex, and she overhears all this, and all of a sudden, I'm in a police
04:11car and I end up here.
04:13Right, I see.
04:15Well, I mean, let's drop this charade and let me go.
04:18These are serious allegations, Carla.
04:20But she's made them all up.
04:22I've seen the paperwork, they're pretty detailed.
04:25Now, would you say Becky's a financial expert?
04:27Well, I don't know, do I? She faked her own death. She's probably capable of everything.
04:34You got a minute?
04:35Yeah, sure.
04:38Erm, do you want a tea or a coffee or anything like that?
04:41No, I want to get out of here.
04:50Look, Kit, I know we should probably be careful what we're saying here, but I reckon Costello
04:54could have helped Becky set this whole thing up.
04:55You know, I don't trust either of them.
04:57You can go.
04:58What?
05:00We're done.
05:01What about the allegations?
05:02I thought you made plans with Lisa.
05:03I want to know why one minute you're ready to give me the third degree, and the next
05:07minute it's all disappeared in a puff of smoke.
05:09Carla, just go and have a nice time.
05:11It was Becky, wasn't it?
05:13I can't say.
05:14I'll tell you what.
05:17She should be the one locked up.
05:26Oh, dear Swain.
05:27I thought you'd be relaxing in a spa somewhere.
05:30Hmm.
05:30Yeah, should be.
05:32Look, we all know Carla hasn't been involved in any wrongdoing, and I don't believe you
05:36have enough evidence to want holding her, so I think...
05:38She's been released.
05:40Right.
05:42So where is she, then?
05:43Oh, we thought she was with you.
05:45She was pretty mad when she left, threatening to sort out your ex.
05:49Which would be a shame, as a complaint came from an ex-client of Underworld, Eli Merton.
05:55Apparently accused one of her workers of sexual harassment.
05:58Carla retaliated by spreading rumours about him, and this is his way of getting back at
06:02her.
06:03And does she know this?
06:05I'm afraid not.
06:09No, of course not.
06:10It was a made-up report.
06:12Sarah, can I call you back?
06:15OK, love.
06:16Bye.
06:16Bye.
06:18Got your message?
06:19Yeah.
06:20I know it was you.
06:22I'm going to need a bit more info than that.
06:24This little made-up fraud charge you did.
06:28You really think that's how you're going to get Lisa back to you, by these childish games?
06:32No idea what you're on about.
06:33Oh, you are such a connive!
06:35Get off me!
06:36Stop!
06:37What?
06:38I'm going to get a niche, it might as well be worth it.
06:39Oh, do you want to hit me?
06:40It was Eli!
06:44What?
06:45Costello just confirmed it.
06:50Eli?
06:51Yeah?
06:53He couldn't have been.
06:55And last time we spoke, we were absolutely fine.
06:57I gave him 40% off, and...
06:59Oh.
07:02What?
07:02I kind of had lunch with an old mate of his the other day, and, um...
07:09And?
07:12Kind of slagged him off a bit.
07:13A bit?
07:14Well, a bit of a lot, but not enough to make him go this mental.
07:17I mean...
07:18Mystery solved, then.
07:20I'll leave you to it.
07:22Looks like you've got a lot of stuff to sort out.
07:23I hardly touched it.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Just like you never slagged off, Eli.
07:32Bye.
07:41Hi.
07:42All right?
07:43Thanks for coming.
07:44Yeah, well, the highlight of my day so far has been Tracy and Abby scrapping at the pub.
07:49So I'm hoping you can beat that.
07:50Sorry I missed it.
07:51Couldn't my day get any worse?
07:52Using humour as a deflection, noted.
07:55You were more fun before you had therapy, you know?
07:58You all right?
07:59Yeah, hi, Nina.
08:00Just a coffee for me, please.
08:01And what's going on over there?
08:05You've put...
08:05Yeah, Nina.
08:06She's wrapping it right.
08:07And Lisa comes in.
08:08Oh.
08:09Sees me, sees her, and then who looks like the look case.
08:13Where's Lisa now?
08:14Well, that's just it.
08:15Becky played the blind.
08:17I mean, she came over all reasonable and...
08:19Oh, I just thought about Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, didn't I, so...
08:22She went off.
08:24Lisa followed her.
08:25Well, to be fair, it wasn't Becky who made the fraud report.
08:28Which kind of does make you look like the unreasonable one.
08:33She will have had something to do with it.
08:35And being gaslit, Ryan.
08:36Maybe.
08:37What do you mean?
08:38Oh, thanks for the support.
08:39No, Brian, okay, if it is this Eli, then maybe she's just taking advantage of it.
08:44I mean, she's definitely manipulating you either way.
08:47But, okay, after my acid attack...
08:49I was convinced that when people were looking at me, they were looking at me scars, right?
08:53Then after a little bit, I realised, you know, maybe they're not looking at me scars.
08:59Maybe that's just because that's what I was focused on.
09:02Maybe they're looking at me for another reason.
09:03Maybe they fancy me.
09:04You can help.
09:05I thought you were mum one of those boomer shopping spa day things.
09:11Just a change of plan.
09:12What are you up to?
09:13We could stretch for lunch if you want.
09:15I was going to go into town to get some new trainers.
09:17The soul's come away from this one.
09:19But I am skint as a pair.
09:21Oh, well played.
09:27It's because I'm my favourite child.
09:29Wow.
09:29And some of this.
09:30Lunch would have been cheaper.
09:34Tell mum I'll see you later.
09:35Well, dear.
09:36Love you.
09:36Love you.
09:36Unbelievable.
09:37What do you think it's doing to Betsy's head, eh?
09:42All this.
09:43Especially with that mum in her ear all the time.
09:46Sounds to me like you're playing right into Becky's hand.
09:49She just makes me so mad, Ryan.
09:52Honestly, it's just sniffing around Lisa all the time with that smug, stupid little face
09:57and her face is falling for it.
09:59Lisa loves you.
10:01Carla, Lisa's going to choose you every time.
10:05And where is she then?
10:07I've been looking for you everywhere.
10:25You could try answering your phone, you know.
10:28You're a copper.
10:29Didn't want to make it too easy for you.
10:32Been looking at those photos from that holiday we had in Istanbul.
10:37Becky, this has got to stop.
10:40What, me loving you?
10:42All of it.
10:48I could have easily kicked off when Carla went for me.
10:50It reported her.
10:51I know.
10:52Is she always like that?
10:54Firing pot shots at random people, flying off the handle?
10:57I think when we're being stalked.
10:58You think that's what I'm doing?
11:04Stalking you?
11:04Well, whatever it is, it's got to stop.
11:09Wait, Becky.
11:11Becky!
11:11Hey.
11:19Hey.
11:20Hey.
11:21I did text you.
11:22I was going to get cracking on with some dinner, but there's very little to work with.
11:26Which is why I picked something up.
11:28I thought we'd go healthy.
11:31Oh.
11:32Then I decided that was a terrible idea, so it is dirty burgers and posh wine.
11:36Hmm.
11:37Result.
11:38Hey.
11:40Hey.
11:43Look.
11:44I, uh...
11:45I thought you'd be mad at me, you know, for going after her, but I just don't want to
11:49cause any more trouble for us, Carla.
11:50I know.
11:51I know you thought you'd be mad at me because I went off at her, but I don't know.
11:56I think that's what she wants, to wind me up and push my buttons.
12:01Yeah, well, I told her to leave us alone.
12:03Did you?
12:04Yeah.
12:05Yeah.
12:08I'm really sorry I let her ruin today for us.
12:11No, you didn't.
12:13You didn't.
12:17Anyway, you've salvaged it with dirty burgers and wine.
12:21I just need to keep telling myself that this situation is not going to be forever.
12:26She's going to be gone soon, and I just need to keep a lid on this awful temper of mine.
12:32But I'm telling you, babe, it ain't easy.
12:35Come here.
12:36Come here.
12:48Come here.
12:49Come here.
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