- 3 days ago
First broadcast 10th December 1979.
Mr.Mukerjee, who runs a newsagent shop frequented by Arthur, has received threats and had a brick thrown through his window.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Saeed Jaffrey - Mukerjee
Graham Stark - The Car Owner
Shireen Anwar - Indira
Ahmed Khalil - Aslam
Stanley Lebor - Wilson
Roy Evans - Elderly Man
Edwin Brown - Harry
Christopher Scoular - Young Diner
Mike Grady - Kev
Michael Fleming - Immigration Officer
Eamonn Boyce - Barman
Clive Hornby - Norman Gibbons
Spencer Banks - Keith
Tony London - Drunken Youth
Ishaq Bux - Man at Airport
Salo Gardner - Man at Airport
Aidan Harrington - Restaurant Patron
Lew Hooper - Immigration Officer
Eric Kent - Man in Café
Egbert Sen - Man at Airport
Rani Singh - Restaurant Patron
David Stone - Man at Airport
Fred Wood - Man in Cafe
Mr.Mukerjee, who runs a newsagent shop frequented by Arthur, has received threats and had a brick thrown through his window.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Saeed Jaffrey - Mukerjee
Graham Stark - The Car Owner
Shireen Anwar - Indira
Ahmed Khalil - Aslam
Stanley Lebor - Wilson
Roy Evans - Elderly Man
Edwin Brown - Harry
Christopher Scoular - Young Diner
Mike Grady - Kev
Michael Fleming - Immigration Officer
Eamonn Boyce - Barman
Clive Hornby - Norman Gibbons
Spencer Banks - Keith
Tony London - Drunken Youth
Ishaq Bux - Man at Airport
Salo Gardner - Man at Airport
Aidan Harrington - Restaurant Patron
Lew Hooper - Immigration Officer
Eric Kent - Man in Café
Egbert Sen - Man at Airport
Rani Singh - Restaurant Patron
David Stone - Man at Airport
Fred Wood - Man in Cafe
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TVTranscript
00:00What did you do with that smart car?
00:26Yeah?
00:27Yeah!
00:29The way I see it, pal, it was your car.
00:33Oh, that's charming, isn't it, eh?
00:35Five weeks behind me, the payments.
00:37Look, we had this dispute, didn't we?
00:39You know, at the firm, industrial dispute.
00:41The man said, go and get the car, all right?
00:44Yeah, well, sir, I don't let you take it.
00:49You'd be very silly, wouldn't you?
00:59It needs a bit of choke, first thing.
01:01Oh, yeah.
01:02Oh.
01:03And you've got to sort of, you know, blip the accelerator.
01:05I see.
01:07From the rust anyhow.
01:09Yeah, it's not all that, is it?
01:11Oh, blip, no, no, no, don't do that.
01:15Not when it's cold.
01:17Why don't you let the other geezer worry about that?
01:23Where am I gonna get to work, then?
01:25I don't know.
01:27How far is it?
01:29Far for all.
01:31Come on then, jump in.
01:41I'll drop you at the tune.
01:55Oh.
01:58Okay.
01:59Yep, I'll drop you at the tune.
02:00How far?
02:01We'll go with some skirm.
02:02Woo!
02:03We'll go with some skirm.
02:04We will go with some skirm.
02:05I'm gonna downwards.
02:06I'm gonna be getting to work.
02:08I'll drop you at that open.
02:09All right.
02:10We'll drop you.
02:11We'll drop you now.
02:12I'm gonna drop you.
02:14Yes.
02:15memang.
02:16We'll drop you in.
02:17We will drop you.
02:18Let's take you.
02:19You won't drop you.
02:20Oh, boy.
02:21Wait.
02:22We'll drop you.
02:23I'm gonna never leave.
02:24We'll drop you.
02:25Morning, Mr. Mukherjee.
02:30Dear, oh dear, oh dear.
02:34They tried to wreck my shop, Mr. Daly.
02:37Hooligans.
02:38Got my papers, Mr. M.
02:41Whoops.
02:42Oh, you'll have to start a new line in broken biscuits.
02:45They have been threatening me all week.
02:47Who?
02:48Yeah, you never go at my pan of tellers, did they?
02:50I don't exactly know who.
02:51Local lads?
02:52I don't know.
02:53Kids.
02:55They said they would be back.
02:58Did they?
02:59Well, you'll be needing help then, won't you?
03:01Oh, no, no, no.
03:01No police.
03:03Oh, why's that?
03:04I don't think it is a matter for police.
03:06No, but I mean you'll need looking after, won't you?
03:09Protection?
03:11Mr. Mukherjee, that's a very naughty word.
03:14People could misconstrue that.
03:16Now, what I'm saying is, if you have a face about the place,
03:18you don't get any aggravation, do you?
03:20Ah.
03:21But, hey, Baba, this will cost me money.
03:23Well, naturally, I mean, I'll put my man in here.
03:26Oh, 300, you'll be well looked after.
03:28300 pounds?
03:29Well, I'm not talking about your patties, am I?
03:32300 pounds?
03:35You'll get the best.
03:36My boy Terry, ex-boxing champion.
03:39Bouncer at the Lyceum Ballroom.
03:40What more could you ask for?
03:41It's a big thing.
04:08What's up?
04:14Have you gone mad or something?
04:15He's temperamental.
04:16Like with Terry, you're dealing with an artist.
04:19What is he, the reminder or Shirley Bassett?
04:21Hey, Terry.
04:24See you, Norman.
04:25Thanks, Arthur.
04:25You've done me a right favour.
04:26Yeah, fine.
04:27All right.
04:27Yeah, yeah.
04:38What's all that about?
04:41Just don't ever get me another job like that.
04:43He'll have a go at you.
04:46He's a vacuum cleaner, assembly worker at Park Royal.
04:49What's he going to do?
04:50Hit me over the head with a suction hose attachment?
04:51Hang on, hang on.
04:53Here you are.
04:56Double score.
04:56All right?
04:58How much he give you?
05:00Well, he didn't give me that lot, did he?
05:01I've always got a nice wad on me, haven't I?
05:03Yeah.
05:04What's the matter with you?
05:05Giza buys a car, doesn't pay for it, he loses a car.
05:08That's reasonable, isn't it?
05:09They've been on strike.
05:11Oh, that's lovely, isn't it?
05:12Doing the economy in and all.
05:14It was official.
05:15Even better.
05:16Strike pay.
05:17Bit of social security.
05:18What's he got now?
05:18Mercedes?
05:20I don't know.
05:21Just don't get me any more jobs like that.
05:23Or down the Lonsdale.
05:24What's wrong with that place?
05:26A nice boozer.
05:27Oh, nice, yeah.
05:27Three fights last week.
05:29They were having a go at the group, weren't they?
05:30That's not nice, is it?
05:31Did you hear that group?
05:33Listen, there's a mate of mine who's just finishing a ten on the moor.
05:35For doing less damage than their drummer.
05:37No, I'm not kidding, Arthur.
05:39I'm thinking of packing it all in.
05:42Terry.
05:44I understand your feelings, Terry.
05:47Have you?
05:47Yes, I do.
05:49And I absolutely agree with you.
05:51Not a nice job at all.
05:53But it was an earner.
05:55That's all that matters.
05:56I mean, I only have your interests at heart.
05:59Well, haven't I always got your jobs?
06:01Well, yeah.
06:02Senior, all right?
06:04Yeah.
06:05Nice little flat?
06:07Yeah.
06:08One more job.
06:11No.
06:12All right, Terry.
06:12All right.
06:13I will go over there and tell them that Mr McCann has let them down.
06:17I've let them down?
06:18Yes, you.
06:19Nice little Indian and his family.
06:22I've got to get a drink in.
06:23You buy in?
06:24What, first round?
06:26Never.
06:28You do what you're good at.
06:30Everybody knows that.
06:31It's called aptitude.
06:33Now, you have an aptitude for knocking blokes out on the cobbles.
06:36To each his own, Terry.
06:38It's not a proper job, is it?
06:40What else could you do?
06:42All right, lad.
06:46Computers.
06:49Do what?
06:51Computers.
06:52They're always advertising, aren't they?
06:54Terry, son, you can't even work a pocket calculator.
06:58Of course I can.
06:59You wouldn't know where to put the decimal point.
07:02Well, I could bloody well learn, couldn't I?
07:04I'm not stupid, am I?
07:05Thanks, Arthur.
07:10Thanks a lot.
07:13So that's it, then, is it?
07:14I have muscle.
07:16Stand at the doors of clubs and discos.
07:22My mum thinks I'm a chauffeur.
07:25Excuse me, gentlemen.
07:26Would you like a drink with the governor?
07:27Oh, that's very noble, I mean.
07:28I'll have a large vodka and slimline.
07:30Oh, and, uh, lime of a tea.
07:32No, hold on, hold on.
07:33I'll have a large vodka and slimline, too.
07:35Cheers.
07:38Thanks, Harry.
07:41Perks and all.
07:42See, Terry, I'm respected.
07:44We look after each other, we can't go wrong.
07:48Computers.
07:48How do I know who they are?
07:58Hooligans, kids.
08:00They're giving an Indian news agent a hard time.
08:02They're not exactly lucky Luciano, are they?
08:05Sit about the place.
08:07Be very interesting.
08:09It's paying well.
08:11How well?
08:12120 sobs in your hand.
08:25He's expecting you.
08:26I've got to slip over the Finsbury Park, see Charlie Francis.
08:29Oh, yeah?
08:29Yeah.
08:30He's got in with some insurance assessor.
08:31He's trying to shift 50 frost-damaged Italian refrigerators.
08:35Frost-damaged?
08:35Yeah.
08:36I don't know.
08:37Must have had a bad winter out there.
08:38See you, Terry.
08:39Can I help you?
08:59Yeah, it's Mr Muckagy about.
09:01What are you?
09:02Traveller?
09:03Traveller?
09:04Yeah, yeah.
09:05Christmas novelties.
09:06Could you tell him Terry's here?
09:08Friend of Arthur Daly's.
09:09Oh, you've come to look after us, haven't you?
09:12Come to protect us?
09:14Oh, I don't know yet.
09:16Who are you?
09:16His daughter, Indira.
09:18My name's Soppy Indian names.
09:20Well, it's better than Sabu.
09:22Yeah, do you think they'll come back again?
09:24I don't even know who they are.
09:25Well, one of them's a real...
09:27This is Terry, Mr Daly's friend.
09:30Hello.
09:30Hello.
09:32You go to your room.
09:35Ta-ra, Terry.
09:37Yeah, ta-ra.
09:37What was she saying to you?
09:40No, nothing.
09:41We were just chatting.
09:42Oh.
09:44But you must not talk with her.
09:45She has already spoken for.
09:47She has promised to be married.
09:49Um, but I wasn't proposing.
09:51We just said hello.
09:52Oh, yes.
09:53I know what hello means with you fellows.
09:54Sir, you're a champion boxer.
10:02Well, not exactly a champion.
10:03No, I had a good few fights, sir.
10:05Not a champion?
10:06Look, as far as I understand it, it's just kids, innit?
10:10Kids.
10:11You don't really need a sunny listen for that, do you?
10:14Yes.
10:15Kids.
10:16How many of them?
10:18Hmm?
10:18Two or three.
10:19This would be all right behind the economists, won't it?
10:22Yes.
10:24All right then, Mr Mukherjee.
10:26What's the strength?
10:28I mean, look, if we're going to fight shoulder to shoulder,
10:30at least I ought to know what the war's about.
10:32No war.
10:34Well, what'd they want then?
10:35Money?
10:36How much?
10:37None of your business.
10:40No.
10:40What I'm trying to get at is do you owe them money
10:43or are they demanding money?
10:46Aha.
10:46You owe them.
10:47How much?
10:50Look, I don't want to discuss this with you.
10:53If I fight them, what happens?
10:54I'm accused of starting a bloody race riot.
10:58I suppose it's never occurred to you to do something really dramatic
11:00like pay what you owe them.
11:02How?
11:03How much do you think I earn here?
11:05What is the profit margin on half an ounce of old Holborn?
11:08Anyway, they want more than money.
11:11Like what?
11:13My daughter.
11:18How do you mean?
11:20They want to bring somebody here illegally.
11:24Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
11:25And they want my promise that she will be this person's bride.
11:30So what's the problem?
11:31You people do that, don't you?
11:32And she's promised to my second cousin.
11:35Oh, my good God.
11:37You don't need me.
11:38You need the marriage guidance people.
11:40I do need you.
11:42Believe me.
11:43Why?
11:43Because they just came back.
11:46Because they just came back.
12:07Who is he?
12:08He is a friend of mine.
12:11He is a friend of mine.
12:13Who is this guy?
12:14And what is he doing here?
12:15Tell me.
12:16I want to talk to you with him.
12:18I want to talk to you with him.
12:19If you go inside.
12:20I want to talk to you.
12:21Oh, my God.
12:21I want to talk to you now.
12:36I want to talk to you with him.
12:38He is a friend of mine.
12:38I wanna talk to you with him.
12:39Okay, will he?
12:40No, no.
12:40Go, go, go, go.
12:41Go, go, go.
12:41Go, go.
12:42Go, go, go.
12:42Go, go.
12:43Go, go.
12:43Go, go.
12:44Go.
12:44health and strengths down the other end
12:53who are you the delivery boy yeah sometimes when he's a bit short-handed he was a bit short-handed
13:03last night wasn't he didn't notice you around then oh dear did you do all that damage
13:08corbett mr mucker gee was terrified might do a big boy like you terrify anyone wouldn't you
13:15hey i know you from somewhere don't i i don't think so got it the scrubs the scrubs no not me pal
13:24unless you mean well what well i go jogging there now and again overrated that jogging is it working
13:34out i mean in the gym different grade isn't it don't know is it of course it is weight training
13:41bodybuilding what all that pectoral development yeah terrific that is nah overrated though isn't it
13:50i mean a lot of people think all you weight trainers you're a load of puss
13:54god's foreign knife please yeah behind you
14:03i'm sorry pal got no change oh uh don't matter no i'll tell you what take it pop in tomorrow and
14:15pay for it very nice really nice of you good day sorry what were you saying
14:26about bodybuilding yeah those steroids though don't do you a lot of good do they
14:33end up looking like a russian discus thrower what's wrong with that you ever seen any of those birds
14:38you i have no quarrel yeah but he pays my wages see and i'm like one of those very old-fashioned
14:54english workmen loyal to their governor
14:56see your muscles
15:08so
15:38where are you going out i forbid you to leave tough you'd better get him to tell you the full
15:43strength of all this you're going to be in real trouble you be quiet you please stop her from
15:49going well what's he gonna do knock me out just just don't stand there go after her please stop her
15:59all right all right all right all right hey dear
16:29oh sorry mate here here just a minute just a minute no i'm not now now i'm busy never mind
16:50i want to talk to you now what do you want look i've just been down at the law center haven't i
16:57hey you had no right to do what you've done this morning who says it's a consumer protection act
17:02isn't it hey i could have you nicked no not me the bloke who owns the car look i own the car that is
17:09the whole point innit
17:16wait
17:21oh yeah they got away from you did they yeah well good luck to them i say i'm going right
17:26off you pal yeah what you gonna do about it then
17:32nothing so that makes it a very lucky day for one of us don't it
17:56uh
18:04uh
18:06in
18:15breaking and entering there's something wrong with your lock
18:18there was nearly something wrong with your nose the catches are so what are you doing with the
18:26key to my flat your flat who obtained this desirable bachelor residence for you i pay
18:31key money i'm entitled to have a key oh certainly well i'm getting that lock changed tomorrow
18:36cop hold of that for us what is it it's a fridge old son the latest in italian manufactured mini
18:43fridges i've got a fridge i have to think of all the people who haven't think of the countless
18:48millions who cannot make a decent bacardi and coke for one of a few ice cubes
18:51well you better put a woolly on i've got another 19 of those outside in a van
18:58arthur this ain't a bleeding warehouse no no temporary storage and you can put that out as
19:04well don't any of that i've just woken up anyway what's wrong with your gaff decorators are hardly
19:12out regency stripe in the all they look lovely wouldn't they i bring some fellas back from
19:16the lodge for a drink no yeah we mustn't ruin the regency strike must we what you what you're
19:20doing it's half past two in the morning i'm going to bed you can close the front door on the way out
19:24terry the mini fridges arthur i don't even know anybody who wants one your mum no she's got a big
19:34jumbo size fridge from the co-op who deliver in daylight hours caravan dwellers down at sheppie
19:40hey telegraph readers with holiday homes in north wales arthur you manage that one you bring the rest
19:47up terry you're young fit i've also got an early start with gunga din five little minutes terry
19:53hello got my papers listen before you go on tell him that i'm not a delivery boy no way am i
20:20delivering papers all right well the delivery boy did not turn up this morning tell him arthur
20:25well i think i think terry's got a fair point there mr mukhaji too right he has very well no
20:30deliveries it costs me money i don't mind marking them up for you you look well behind there terry
20:35straight up you look you look right for the part when you get older i suit you down to the ground
20:40and you're learning something as true as it happens i'm learning something very interesting
20:46oh well yeah i'll just have my usual and uh packing a pan and tell us
20:52how much is that da da da silly boy don't you have to pay mr mukhaji
20:59mukhaji mr mukhaji and me are old friends terry good well maybe you can get him to tell you a bit
21:06more about this other business what well your friend mr mukhaji is not being exactly forthcoming
21:12with me i have told you enough all right then i'll just have to ask your daughter
21:18she seems about ready to give me the full sp well in that i did not return home last night
21:26maybe they have taken her from me what you mean kidnapped her no they wouldn't do that course not
21:34why well well i don't know really maybe they would no no no wait a minute wait a minute look
21:43you owe a fella some money a private debt that's one thing but kidnapping that's something else i
21:48mean they're not stupid are they they know the police would have to be told yes but how can i
21:52go to police i don't even know whether i'm allowed in this country surely i think i am i've been here
21:5920 years well it's all right then they just check up on your name and you're all right yes but which
22:03name hey one is so frightened of being deported i have given so many names in the past
22:09but if i go to the police i will have to tell them everything explain about my daughter you have
22:15met indra she is a londoner she is bloody cockney well that'd be all right wouldn't it my only
22:22consolation is that her dear mother did not live to share in my misfortune
22:27oh hey look if they had kidnapped her they would have been in touch by now wouldn't they
22:39demanding ransom and all that they haven't have they no
22:44well there's not much i can do uh i'll uh see you terry keep smiling mr mukerji
22:55just dropped in to pay for the life
23:10uh yeah there's no change again mate got two days yes over there
23:17they're coming tomorrow then eh yeah okay pa wait a minute i'll give you change
23:26they're coming déjà malgasp
23:39uh
23:40okay
23:41okay
23:41okay
23:43okay
23:49all right
23:50okay
23:53yeah
23:54How much are they?
24:24Temperature, love.
24:26How do you think, Sid?
24:54How long are they?
25:18No, I'm on my way now.
25:28Shut up.
25:44How many of them?
25:45I don't know.
25:45I only saw the one.
25:46You dive in and take him unawares.
25:47It's down there.
25:49What will you be doing?
25:51Well, I'll be on the corner having a drink.
25:54They're not even open yet.
25:55Well, I'll be having a cup of tea on the corner.
25:57I mean, you want someone outside his lookout, don't you?
25:59Look, look, down there, over the wall, round the back, in the basement.
26:02All right?
26:04Thanks a bunch, Arthur.
26:05What the hell do you want?
26:23What the hell do you want?
26:32Well, nothing, really.
26:37Look, what are you doing here?
26:38Run away, haven't I?
26:39Who's he?
26:41My boyfriend, Kev.
26:43Hello?
26:44Hello.
26:45Your dad's worried about you.
26:47Oh, is he?
26:49Kev.
26:49Make some instant.
26:50This your drum, then?
27:02Yeah.
27:03I'm going to do a room divider.
27:06Oh, nice.
27:06Yeah.
27:08Cool, suddenly, other hand.
27:09Open plan is all to go, innit?
27:12Is it?
27:13Your old man thought you'd been kidnapped.
27:15Flame in wonder I haven't.
27:17Well, just because he promised you it to someone.
27:19And took the bride money.
27:21And took some more bride money from his second cousin's family.
27:24Promised me to about six other families as well.
27:27That's how he got the money to buy his shop.
27:30Oh, that's charming, innit?
27:34Look, Mr. Aslam's only acting for everybody else who got taken.
27:38Plus, he got taken for the most.
27:41Look, why not make it easier for everybody and marry one of them?
27:45Because I don't want a bleeding rice picker from Bengal.
27:48I love Kev.
27:49I think Kev's wonderful.
27:53Well, yeah, I mean, I can see the attraction.
27:56He dances just like John Travolta.
27:59Saying we don't look like him.
28:01He's beautiful.
28:03We was going to move in with me mum,
28:05but she wouldn't have it on account of her being coloured.
28:07Who, your mum?
28:08She doesn't mind living among them,
28:09but she draws a line at having one in the house.
28:12Terry.
28:15You won't tell him where I am, will you?
28:23Tarlene.
28:24Thank you, sir.
28:26She loves the geezer.
28:32Yeah, but what about the thumping I see through the window?
28:35He's building a room divider.
28:38You'll have to tell Mukherjee.
28:39Wrong.
28:40I do not have to tell Mukherjee.
28:41And he's the villain of the piece, isn't he?
28:43Straight.
28:43No questions.
28:44Terry, these people, they do that sort of thing.
28:47They promise their daughters.
28:49I mean, it's not like being in the Sea of E.
28:51But he's had them all over, half the bloody Indians in Selthorpe.
28:55He's lined his daughter up for more marriages than Elizabeth Taylor.
28:58And she don't want it.
29:00She wants Kev.
29:02What's he like?
29:03QBR supporter.
29:07Well, come on.
29:08There must be a bit more to him than that.
29:11Not a lot.
29:12Hello, London Airport.
29:31I wish to speak to the Immigration Department.
29:33Yes.
29:34The people who handle illegal entry.
29:38Immigration.
29:38Good morning.
29:39I wish to report an illegal entry into this country.
29:44Who's speaking, sir?
29:45Who's speaking?
29:46Well, this is Mr. Chaudhry.
29:50A very well-respected citizen of this country for many years.
29:53Have been serving loyally the crown for many years as a member of the Bengal Lancers.
29:59With a fine commanding officer who is still living in East Moseley.
30:03Now, I cannot divide these illegal immigrants, immigrant people, you know, coming here for
30:08Social Security and things like that.
30:10Look, sir.
30:11What exactly is the problem?
30:13Flight AI-129.
30:17Yes.
30:17Now, I happen to know that there is a person on this flight with illegal documents.
30:24Now, have you got a pencil ready?
30:25Yes.
30:26What?
30:27Yes.
30:27The family name is Aslam.
30:29Aslam.
30:30Aslam.
30:31A-S-L-A-M.
30:34Now, this fellow is a scoundrel.
30:36You know?
30:36Probably smuggling things as well.
30:39Yes, I've got that, sir.
30:40Aslam.
30:42Hey, here.
30:42Now, if you would just give me a few particulars about yourself.
30:46Oh, thank you.
30:48Goodbye.
30:48Goodbye.
30:48Goodbye.
31:12Look at my second cousin.
31:27On the old, I prefer Kev.
31:42Next, please.
31:51I think we have a little bit of confusion here, sir.
31:54Confusion?
31:55Yes.
31:55Almost to the point of total incomprehensibility.
31:58Do you mind just waiting in there for a few moments?
32:09This is my nephew.
32:10Oh, nice.
32:27Chris Wilson.
32:29I wonder what the SP on him is.
32:30Very naughty boy.
32:32Do you know him?
32:32I know him all, Terry.
32:34Highest and the lowest.
32:35Charlie Knight's firm.
32:36Got away with attempted murder a couple of years ago.
32:40Oh, he's not all that terrific, then, is he?
32:43If it's only attempted murder.
32:45Yeah, but he might try again, and this time he might succeed.
32:48Oh, hello.
32:49Have a look.
32:55They have refused him entrance.
32:58He must go back on the next plane.
33:01What about Aslam's bridegroom of the week?
33:03The same.
33:04You'll be getting a visit from the immigration authorities, won't you?
33:07But how am I to know they've changed the law?
33:12But I've given so many names in the past that they won't know who the hell they are looking for.
33:17When it comes to it, I can be as crafty as an old Bengal tiger.
33:21I only hope you can fight like one, too.
33:32It is the law of the land, Aslam's bride.
33:34What can I do?
33:35Mukherjee, you owe me money.
33:37Me.
33:39You have till tomorrow night.
33:42I'm very sorry for you two gentlemen.
33:44Yeah.
33:45Me and all.
33:45Oh, a failed murderer.
33:49I'm bloody terrified.
33:52Till tomorrow night.
33:55Let's go.
34:02What can they do to me?
34:03I mean, what can they do?
34:04The immigration people say no.
34:06So what can they do?
34:07They try to wreck my shop once, they'll try to wreck again.
34:09But what else can they do?
34:11They could try killing you.
34:14Me?
34:14For a few thousand pounds, not a chance.
34:18Besides, I have protection.
34:21You had protection.
34:23But you're my friend.
34:25Yes, as a man said, a friend in need.
34:27Exactly, Terrence.
34:28But who needs a friend like that?
34:33Oh, look, just take it easy, son.
34:36Your friend's out of his skull and you're being a new skis.
34:38I'll kill you.
34:39I'll kill you.
34:39Yeah, of course you will.
34:40Okay, fast.
34:41Feel very well.
34:43Behave yourself.
34:44I've still got a full drink in there.
34:45Yeah, but you didn't pay for it.
34:47That's why you got slung out.
34:49All right in there, my bad idea, didn't you?
34:50I could do you any day, mate.
34:53Just see that your friend gets up, okay?
34:57Piss off.
35:01Go home.
35:02Now.
35:03I'll tell you one thing, don't you never come down Putney High Street, you're a dead man.
35:13Putney High Street?
35:15I'll remember that.
35:16Bottled, bottled, bottled out of it, didn't you?
35:19People don't feel it at all well.
35:21Oh, well, you can set off then.
35:23Hadn't been for you, we could have been having a nice time in there.
35:30Say, I know this girl and her sister's got a caravan down by Canvey Islands.
35:33Oh, great.
35:35It's all oil refineries down there.
35:37I don't care.
35:38Well, I do.
35:39You will hope.
35:40You will hope somewhere nice.
35:41You know.
35:43Torquay.
35:44Well, somewhere.
35:44And that Terry, he's better to find you sooner or later, isn't he?
35:48Why?
35:49He hasn't told me Dad yet, otherwise he'd been down.
35:51What are the others then?
35:52They're all going to be after us.
35:55I'm only going to marry you, Kev.
35:57I love you.
35:59Deeper than a thousand oceans.
36:02Ha, ha.
36:04Shut up.
36:05You can all hear.
36:07I don't care.
36:09No, I don't care neither.
36:14See, what worries Dad is him being made an outcast in his own community.
36:23Yeah.
36:24Mind you, he ain't exactly flavour of the month at the moment, is he?
36:27I mean, it ain't religion with him, it's money.
36:30See, if I could persuade him that, you know, I've got a few prospects and that.
36:34Have you?
36:35Of course I have.
36:38Mind you, I've got to get me drill back off that Scotch geese of what I lent it to.
36:41Hey.
36:42Here, here.
36:45I know the old world loves a lover.
36:47But you two came in for breakfast.
36:49We should be serving afternoon teas in a minute.
36:52I hate old people.
36:55Don't you dare leave my tip.
36:57I'm just glad he doesn't want to pay my cheque, sweetheart.
37:02Tea tastes like iodine.
37:04Oh, Kev, do we have to?
37:06Yeah, look, leave all the talking to me, okay?
37:09That's what you're on there.
37:10I know he's going to talk you out of it.
37:11Get in.
37:14Slap on the bloody door, then.
37:25Popsy motor.
37:27Only because you're driving, Bumpy.
37:29Of course it's Bumpy.
37:30It's back in second gear, isn't it?
37:31Dad?
37:32Mr. Mooker-G?
37:33Oi, Mr. Mooker-G?
37:35Come on, Kev, let's go round the side.
37:51Right.
37:52You've got the keys.
37:53Yeah, we're not even poking.
37:54Must be upstairs.
37:55Dad?
37:56Mr. Mooker-G?
37:57Mr. Mooker-G?
37:58Come on, Kev, let's go round the side.
37:59Right.
38:00You've got the keys?
38:01Yeah, we're not even poking.
38:02Must be upstairs.
38:03Dad?
38:04Mr. Mooker-G?
38:05Mr. Mooker-G?
38:06Uh-huh.
38:07Aslamshaib?
38:08Uh-huh.
38:09Please, I'm very sorry.
38:10Believe me.
38:11I beg your forgiveness.
38:12Yes, and I beg you not to harm me anymore.
38:15Yes?
38:16Yes.
38:17Yes, that is a possible solution.
38:18Yes.
38:19But of course she will agree.
38:20What do you think?
38:21I am not master in my own household.
38:23No fears.
38:24So just give me a second.
38:25Yes.
38:26Yes.
38:27Yes.
38:28Yes, that is a possible solution.
38:30Yes.
38:31But of course she will agree.
38:32What do you think?
38:33I am not master in my own household.
38:35No fears.
38:36So just give me a second.
38:37So just give me a little while.
38:39Hmm.
38:40I'll call you in a little while.
38:41Bye-bye.
38:42Bye-bye.
38:43So, your old father may sleep peacefully again.
38:48You don't have to marry somebody from Bengal.
38:51He would be just as happy if you married his nephew from Wolverhampton.
38:56No blatant chance.
38:58Indira.
38:59Listen, I'm the one she's marrying.
39:00Can't you get that, Mr. Mooker-G?
39:02Please, Kevin.
39:03Can you pay the bride money?
39:05Can you match what Mr. Aslam has already paid and which I must return if she does not marry his relative?
39:11I can look after her, yeah.
39:12But you cannot pay.
39:18All you do is stand in the way.
39:20Do you know how rich is Mr. Aslam?
39:22Hmm?
39:23He has got business interests everywhere.
39:25He has got the finest restaurant in London.
39:27And what have you got?
39:28Dad, he loves me and I love him.
39:31Yeah.
39:32And I've got a trade, haven't I?
39:34Trade?
39:35But what job you have got?
39:36What?
39:37What job you have?
39:39What, do you mean at this precise moment?
39:42How?
39:43Well, right now I'm between things.
39:46But I've got to start next week.
39:48Block of flats, council rise.
39:49And anyway, Kev's thinking of starting up on his own.
39:52Oh?
39:53Doing what exactly?
39:55Conversions.
39:56Like buildings.
39:58I didn't think religious.
40:00Look, you don't seem to understand.
40:02I'm a very skilled man.
40:04I'll be getting about 200 knicker a week clear of me pocket.
40:07200?
40:08Yeah.
40:09And with this mate of mine who's about the best wallpaper hanger you can get around here,
40:14who knows?
40:15A couple of months we could be very big.
40:18Oh, Dad.
40:19Oh.
40:20I do love him.
40:21Don't I get a say?
40:22I mean, you and Mr. Aslam and all that.
40:24Just tradition, innit?
40:25I was brought up here.
40:26Got to get married.
40:27I want to choose for myself.
40:28Oh, my little Indra.
40:30Oh, my little Indra.
40:32Oh, my little Indra.
40:35My sweet darling girl.
40:40Of course I want your happiness.
40:42But they will certainly kill me.
40:47They won't kill you.
40:51Kev!
40:52One of them's a real gangster.
40:53Okay.
40:54But I love you, so I've got to be prepared to fight for you, ain't I?
40:58Kev!
40:59He's a real gangster.
41:00Okay.
41:01But I love you, so I've got to be prepared to fight for you, ain't I?
41:04Kev!
41:05Stop!
41:06Kev, please don't.
41:07Oh, Kev.
41:20Not a bad morning's work.
41:21You've done well, dear Terry boy.
41:23Thanks.
41:24I reckon this is the best part of Sunday.
41:26Nice drop of laughters.
41:27They're indoors, doing a nice roast.
41:30Nice and quiet.
41:31Terry Ken!
41:32Are you in there?
41:33Friends of yours?
41:34Well, yeah.
41:35Well, I'm sorry, Terry.
41:36You ain't a bleeding club.
41:37No.
41:38Terry, Kev's gone after them on his own.
41:39Yeah, all right, love.
41:40You're coming.
41:41It's all right.
41:42Arthur!
41:43Now, tell me slowly.
41:44You say he went after them.
41:45I mean, he's got no chance, has he?
41:46No, not much.
41:47Mr. Daly, please save this boy.
41:48I promise you'll get your 300.
41:49120 subs, eh?
41:50I got overage, Terry.
41:51You know that.
41:52You know that.
41:53Well, I'm sorry, Terry.
41:54I'm sorry, Terry.
41:55I ain't a bleeding club.
41:56No.
41:57Terry, Kev's gone after them on his own.
41:58Yeah, all right, love.
41:59You're coming.
42:00It's all right.
42:01Arthur!
42:02Now, tell me slowly.
42:03You say he went after them.
42:04I mean, he's got no chance, has he?
42:06No, not much.
42:07Mr. Daly, please save this boy.
42:09I promise you'll get your 300.
42:11120 subs, eh?
42:16I got overage, Terry.
42:18You know that.
42:29How do you know he's gone to the restaurant?
42:31Oh, it was the only place I mentioned.
42:33Take him out.
42:34His mind only goes in second gear.
42:36Wonderful.
42:37And he's talking of setting up business on his own.
42:40See, what worries me is he's got all his tools.
42:44His what?
42:45He's got a gun?
42:46No, I mean it's tools for work.
42:49Hammers, chisels, you know, all that stuff.
42:51I think one's really sort of into ethnic food is always good to go to a place patronized by the natives, so to speak.
43:08Miss Kraslan?
43:09Yes?
43:10I'm a friend of Mr. Mukherjee's.
43:11Oh, where?
43:12And I'm his daughter's boyfriend.
43:13Oh, no.
43:14And I've come to...
43:15Come to what, Sonny?
43:16I've come to tell you we're getting married.
43:17And I want you to stop harassing my future father-in-law.
43:18You are disturbing my customers.
43:19Sodom!
43:20If it's down to me and him.
43:21Okay.
43:22All right, son.
43:23Go on.
43:24Go on.
43:25Go on.
43:26Go on.
43:27On your bike.
43:28I'm not frightened.
43:29What are you shaking for, then?
43:30I'm not bloody frightened.
43:31All right, you're not frightened.
43:32But you stick to your room different.
43:33I'm being my husband.
43:34And I'm a woman.
43:35I've turned my friend.
43:36I get a friend.
43:37To me, I get a friend.
43:38He's a wolf.
43:39He's a secret, Pedro.
43:40I get a friend.
43:41I'm a friend.
43:42I love him.
43:43A friend.
43:44I love him.
43:45I love him.
43:46Oh, my brother.
43:47I love him.
43:48I love him.
43:49That's a secret.
43:50Oh, my brother!
43:51I love him.
43:52Now, I'm a friend of course.
43:53He's a mother, son.
43:54You have a friend of his father.
43:55Now, I'm a stranger.
43:56I love him.
43:57Well, I'm a good friend.
43:59But you stick to your room dividing, eh?
44:01This is more my game.
44:06Go on.
44:12I'm afraid you just lost out, Mr. Aslam.
44:14You see, this is jolly old England.
44:17And that girl's going to marry you she wants.
44:20Now, the only problem is that Mr. Mukherjee is skimp.
44:23But he's going to be a good boy. He's going to give you 15 quid a week.
44:26It is not enough.
44:28That's the state of his economy.
44:30If you want any more,
44:33well, you're going to have to take it out of this, aren't you?
44:36Tooled up.
44:37What for?
44:38I'm going to have to try to get it out of this.
44:40I'm going to have to try to get it out of this tip to myauer.
44:40I'm going to have to try to get the bloody heart
44:47Boom.
44:4815 quid a week, Aslam.
45:18I've had enough, it's alright pal.
45:34You had enough, Aslam?
45:43Mr Daly, please, I have to explain.
45:56Obviously, I haven't got all the money.
45:59Obviously.
46:00Only 100 short.
46:01Yeah, I bet it's my whack, innit?
46:03Well, with this guy, it's a risk, innit?
46:05I don't see why I should bear a burden if money's owed.
46:08Arthur, look.
46:10Yeah, but that'll get better, won't it?
46:12I'll be in your bin for now.
46:15Right.
46:19I've got to drop this back at the garage.
46:24I'll see you at the booze, alright?
46:25OK, yeah.
46:28Terry?
46:31Terry, will you be our best man?
46:34I always am, won't I?
46:39You thought I'd taken a test?
46:41You wanna watch where you...
46:42What?
46:43Oh.
46:44Oh, it's you, is it?
46:45Eh?
46:46Well, I was right.
46:47I got the motor back.
46:48Yeah, well done.
46:49Someone gave you a whack in, did they?
46:51Yeah.
46:52Well, I can't say as I blame them.
46:54It's a risk you've got to take in your game.
46:58I suppose so.
46:59I suppose so.
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