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00:00Merci, Cristina. More de vous et Cupertino en un moment.
00:02Oscar Mayer in time.
00:04Pushing the boundaries of meat.
00:09Big night.
00:10It'll be perfect. Everything's set.
00:12No, I was talking about the download.
00:14That could be me soon.
00:15And there.
00:21Not bad for a dead guy.
00:22So dope, right?
00:23I don't know. It had more wow factor in the picture.
00:27Sure. How about, oh, this one.
00:31Woo, yes.
00:33Yes. This is it. I love it.
00:34This just feels right.
00:36You look like a Jonas brother.
00:38Great. Tonight's about me anyway.
00:39I don't think so. Can I see this one?
00:42If you upgrade to Timberlake Plus.
00:44Okay.
00:49Do I dare?
00:50Dare.
00:51Yes.
00:52Maybe we save the money for a download.
00:54Are you kidding? It's perfect, babe.
00:56Come on.
01:00Hey, hey, hey.
01:01Hi. Boundaries.
01:02Relax. It's just the AI doing its job.
01:07Okay.
01:11Let's talk boutonnieres.
01:12Yes.
01:12Not really my style.
01:14Baby.
01:14Come on.
01:15Today is our day, right?
01:17I've been planning every detail for a month.
01:20Okay.
01:20Good, boy.
01:21We'll be safe.
01:23Rianne, turn your fucking walkie on.
01:25No, Cherie needs candle duty backup.
01:27What if I...
01:27Good move.
01:30Just saying yes, bro.
01:32As the account holder, she's got all the power.
01:34Please.
01:35Hey, man.
01:35You want to find her?
01:36It's your funeral.
01:37I can't deal with any more hiccups.
01:39I can't.
01:40Shh, shh, shh.
01:41Everything is going to be great.
01:42It's not about the food or the decorations.
01:45It's about having your friends and family all gathered to honor you.
01:48Right?
01:48I'm going to love it.
01:49I promise.
01:50Not to party poop.
01:52But upload funerals tend to be a little lame.
01:54No, I think you're just predicting your own, which will probably be poorly attended.
01:57But I was very popular.
01:58I've been waiting my whole life for this.
02:00Tonight's going to fucking rock.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Okay.
02:02Oh, shit.
02:05Are we good here?
02:06Because I'm going to go watch this on a real TV.
02:08No offense.
02:09There are only 200 people in the room here witnessing this.
02:12You can go, too.
02:16In seconds, the consciousness of Rupert Tilford will be reinserted into this clone body,
02:22printed by Oscar Mayer Intel from his DNA.
02:25This is my ticket home.
02:26Tilford had the winning bid of $4 billion,
02:28earning him the distinction of becoming the first download in human history.
02:33Many would agree the opportunity to live again in real life is worth any price.
02:36Okay.
02:37The team is now queuing up the reinsertion process.
02:40This will carry thousands of terabytes of data into the clone.
02:43And that data, that's his consciousness, right?
02:45Correct.
02:46The machine has a reverse scanner,
02:48reorganizing synaptic connections in his brain cells.
02:50Rupert, can you hear me?
03:05They've made contact.
03:12I smell a sweat.
03:16It's fantastic.
03:17I'm me again.
03:20Can you feel any sensation?
03:21I can feel everything.
03:23It's so beautiful.
03:30Look, look, my fingers, my toes.
03:33It worked.
03:39What?
03:39What's the matter?
03:41Oh.
03:42Oh, no.
03:43Uh, levels are dropping.
03:45Inject reserve unit supply.
03:46Oh, okay.
03:49Okay, stop.
03:50Okay, this doesn't feel good.
03:51You.
03:52Re-upload me.
03:53Re-upload me.
03:54Now.
03:55Fucking upload me.
03:56Now.
03:57Fuck.
03:57Quiet.
03:58This is good.
04:03Yeah, fuck those motherfucking tick assholes.
04:07Upload me.
04:08Upload me.
04:09Well, I guess I'll be here a little longer than we thought.
04:19It's okay, baby.
04:21I'll be right here with you.
04:24Oh.
04:24Oh.
04:25Phoebs, they just opened the doors.
04:26I gotta go.
04:30Oh, shit.
04:32How fast can you fix this?
04:33How are you feeling, Luke?
04:41Lately.
04:42Can't complain.
04:43I feel like I found a really great friend in Nathan's, so if I ever start to feel weird,
04:47I just focus on that.
04:48Really?
04:49That was fast.
04:50And it's funeral soon, so.
04:51And I'm the perfect shoulder to lean on.
04:53I think we'll hit best friend status.
04:55Possibly.
04:56Wait.
04:57What do you know?
04:58Well, are you sure you're invited?
05:00Doesn't this funeral start in ten minutes?
05:01Yeah.
05:02We got it kind of short today.
05:04Angel!
05:05What room is Nathan Newguy in?
05:07Which Nathan?
05:07Nathan Greenstein?
05:08Sure.
05:09Nathan Newguy.
05:09104-40.
05:12Ew.
05:13God, no.
05:14Angel.
05:15What?
05:15Young Nathan Newguy.
05:17Oh, the chisely one.
05:18Nathan Brown?
05:19Yes.
05:19Have you considered minding your own damn business?
05:23I cannot keep giving you information.
05:24I don't have time for this bullshit.
05:26One star.
05:27Angel Supervisor.
05:28Hi.
05:29My dumb angel is sucking again.
05:30I need the room of my close friend and confidant, Nathan Brown.
05:33I will throw myself into the torrent right now if I don't get it.
05:36That's how frustrating she's making this whole process.
05:38Thank you for your feedback.
05:40I can assist you.
05:41Nathan Brown is in 10556.
05:45Thank you.
05:46You're so welcome.
05:47Jesus Christ.
05:48I almost killed myself because of you.
05:50You know, when you say that, it doesn't really have a meaning anymore, so...
05:53Can't it.
05:53He's already heading over, and he looks fantastic.
05:56Angel, formal suit option.
05:57Don't forget to keep your chin up, okay?
06:05Hi.
06:05Enjoy the gift bag.
06:07Ingrid, you outdid yourself.
06:11And may I say, mourning suits you.
06:14Ah, Derek.
06:15Nathan's really looking forward to seeing you.
06:17It's a nice suit.
06:18Hey, you are going to bounce back so fast.
06:21You are such a strong woman.
06:23How much is it costing you to keep him up there?
06:25Just curious.
06:26I mean, don't get me wrong.
06:27I love the guy.
06:28Love the guy.
06:29I'd do anything for him.
06:30But, uh, you know you can do better.
06:32Hey.
06:33Hey.
06:33Okay.
06:34Wow.
06:35Oh, yeah, I remember that.
06:38That was one of my top five haircuts.
06:40Uh-huh.
06:41Wouldn't miss it for the world.
06:51Hey.
06:52Wait, what now?
06:53Do you need a minute?
06:54On your count, you let me know.
06:55Oh, you're here for the funeral.
06:57Um, actually, my girlfriend kind of planned the whole thing,
07:00and she's trying to keep it pretty small.
07:03Oh.
07:07What?
07:08Look, man, I didn't want to play the vet card
07:11this early in our best friendship,
07:13but I wore my dress blues.
07:15Yeah, I'm not going to argue with that.
07:16Let's do this.
07:16Yes.
07:17And, uh, Luke.
07:19Yes.
07:19Cool.
07:21Oh.
07:26Nathan, I'm so sorry about your death
07:29and so pleased about your britches.
07:32I do hope that style returns permanently.
07:34Well, thanks for coming, Mildred.
07:35Who is that?
07:47Ingrid's grandmother.
07:48Yeah, she's 100 years old.
07:50Okay, but, like, she's hot, right?
07:53Something about that Great Depression vibe,
07:55like she'd do anything for a can of soup.
07:58Yeah.
07:58Oh, English accent.
08:26My brownie.
08:27Hi.
08:29Oh.
08:29Sorry.
08:30It's okay.
08:31Just say hi to my folks.
08:32Hey, guys.
08:33Thanks for coming.
08:33Well, we love Lakeview,
08:35and we are a Horizon family after all.
08:37Three generations of unlimited data.
08:40Yeah.
08:40Jack, your hair looks really clean today.
08:42Mommy washed it.
08:44All right.
08:45Nathan, I barely knew him.
08:47Eat, bang.
08:48Eat money.
08:49What's up?
08:50Fuck me.
08:51I forgot.
08:52Yeah.
08:52You're dead, man.
08:53What's up?
08:58You take some of that action?
09:02Hey, man.
09:03Is Jamie with you?
09:04I don't know.
09:05I went to pick him up,
09:06and he flaked on me.
09:07He said he had too much work to do.
09:08He said you left him in a jam.
09:09No.
09:10He's not returning my calls.
09:12Hold on.
09:13Al.
09:13Hey, Mom.
09:15You look so real.
09:17I can't even real, Mom.
09:18Well, I watched your head burn off.
09:20Okay.
09:22How's the food?
09:23Oh, that's the best part.
09:24We get to eat maple bacon donuts
09:25for breakfast every day.
09:27Ooh.
09:28I've never had one of those.
09:29Remember when I used to pull a quarter from here?
09:32You can't do that now
09:32because you're in a video game.
09:35What a beautiful day
09:37for the celebration
09:38of our dearly uploaded Nathan Brown.
09:41Brought to you by L'Oreal.
09:44Please enjoy a randomly generated slideshow
09:46of Nathan's own memories
09:48and iPhoto Library
09:49on the screen above me.
09:51On Saturday,
09:53he ate through one slice of chocolate cake,
09:55one ice cream cone,
09:57one bowl,
09:57one slice of cheese,
10:00one slice of salami,
10:02one lollipop,
10:03one...
10:08Ooh.
10:09They're done.
10:16What's with the waves?
10:18I don't know.
10:20It's a setting.
10:21They have to use it to cover nudity.
10:23Probably in this case,
10:25jerking off.
10:26Perfect.
10:28How do you know Nathan?
10:29Oh, me?
10:30We work together.
10:32You?
10:33Engineering school.
10:34Carnegie Mellon.
10:35I'm Bethany.
10:36Hold it.
10:37Glenn.
10:38Nora.
10:39So,
10:41what was Nathan like in college?
10:42He was a well-adjusted freshman
10:44that got hotter every year.
10:46And by the end,
10:46he had a minor in narcissism.
10:48It was a campus full of nerves.
10:49Yes.
10:50So he was a big fish
10:51in a small barn.
10:52He was a barracuda
10:53in a fucking toilet bowl.
10:55Not cocky,
10:56just on top of the world.
10:58He was a good boyfriend, though.
11:00Yeah.
11:00True.
11:02Wait,
11:02you all dated him?
11:03Yeah,
11:03there was a gap between each of us.
11:04A small gap,
11:05but a gap.
11:06Huh.
11:08Did you ever date Nathan?
11:09Oh,
11:10uh,
11:10no.
11:11I don't,
11:11I don't think I'm his type.
11:13Bad at all.
11:14Really?
11:14I think you are.
11:18Oh.
11:19I don't know.
11:22No.
11:23Try one more,
11:23one more.
11:26Ew.
11:27Stop.
11:27That's so bad.
11:29Hey,
11:30how do you think this is going?
11:31This is going pretty well, right?
11:32Wait,
11:33where are they going?
11:33Oh,
11:34Ramsky.
11:36Hey,
11:38baby.
11:38Hey,
11:38baby.
11:39Lord,
11:41I googled Nathan Brown.
12:09and I liked what I saw.
12:11Nathan was a son,
12:13a friend,
12:14a one-time catalog model.
12:15Two-time.
12:16Two-time.
12:17Accomplished barista
12:18and an avid fan of a violent children's game.
12:23What was he doing at Mad Libs?
12:24I gave him some basic info about you.
12:26He's not wrong.
12:27No,
12:27he's making me sound immature.
12:29I had big things in the works.
12:30Well,
12:31that didn't exactly pan out.
12:32a thousand years
12:33and he praised your hands.
12:35Lord,
12:35you gave Noah
12:36nine hundred and fifty years.
12:39Hallelujah.
12:40Psalm 8810.
12:43Do you show your wonders to him?
12:45Do their spirits rise up
12:48and praise you?
12:49So with zero seconds to spare,
12:52goggle rings around my eyes.
12:54What?
12:55Thank God for Gina.
12:56What?
12:56What'd she do?
12:58Hey,
12:58hey,
12:59turn it back.
13:00I am just checking his score.
13:02Right now.
13:02So,
13:06how do you know Nathan?
13:07We won a SoCal
13:08Shoot the World tournament
13:09back in 2030.
13:11In the gaming community,
13:12they call me
13:12Bearclaw.
13:14No big deal.
13:15You play?
13:15God,
13:16no.
13:16No,
13:16but I was active duty,
13:17which is,
13:18you know,
13:18shooting the real world.
13:20In the army community,
13:21they call me Corporal.
13:22Very big deal.
13:24Cool.
13:25I wish we could have given you
13:26a ceremony that was more you.
13:28Money's just tight these days.
13:29But things are okay,
13:31right?
13:31I mean,
13:31you got
13:32the payout
13:33from the business
13:34with Jamie.
13:34We got your equity shares.
13:37To be honest,
13:37it wasn't very much.
13:39I mean,
13:39Jamie said a lot
13:40went to tying up loose ends
13:42because you didn't
13:43finish the work.
13:51You're Ingrid Kahnerman.
13:53Those are a lot of hors d'oeuvres.
13:55I'm sorry,
13:56who are you?
13:57Fran Booth,
13:58investigator.
13:59Health investigator?
14:00No.
14:00A suspicious circumstance
14:01investigator?
14:03Think of me
14:03as a famous detective.
14:05I have questions for you
14:06about the night of the incident.
14:08Question one.
14:10You suddenly stiffened.
14:12Nervous?
14:13I'm just trying to understand
14:14the context of your
14:15so-called boyfriend's
14:16premature upload.
14:18Okay,
14:18he's my boyfriend,
14:19boyfriend.
14:19And it was not premature.
14:21He was dying.
14:21Not according to the hospital.
14:23His vitals were going back up.
14:25In case you were hoping
14:26for a big payout
14:27from the car company,
14:27hope for something else.
14:29Okay.
14:29Fran,
14:30is it?
14:30So there's some really amazing
14:32deep hair conditioning masks
14:34in those gift bags over there.
14:35Maybe you should check those out.
14:37Hair masks are for ding-dongs.
14:38Okay.
14:39I'm going to say a few words.
14:41I'll be listening.
14:42That's good.
14:43That's why I told you.
14:44Yeah.
14:46Bye.
14:47Thank you all for being here
14:55to celebrate
14:56in this beautiful location
14:57with a well-curated menu
14:59and tasteful floral arrangements.
15:02Though today has been
15:03blissfully perfect
15:04in many ways,
15:05we need to remember
15:06a tragic event
15:07that happened
15:08to a very important person.
15:10Rupert Tilford.
15:12What?
15:12The download misfire
15:13was a shock to us all.
15:15as men and women
15:16of good conscience
15:17and as a global community.
15:20Now,
15:20you can focus
15:21on the bloody aftermath
15:23and there was a lot of blood.
15:25Or,
15:26you can focus
15:27on those beautiful
15:28four seconds
15:29when an upload
15:30was back
15:31in his own body.
15:34Come on.
15:35Now,
15:35I choose to live
15:37in those four seconds
15:38because positive thinking
15:40is truly the most
15:41powerful force
15:42we have in this world.
15:43Am I right?
15:44speech?
15:45So,
15:46to those four seconds.
15:52Those four seconds.
15:53Thank you.
15:57Hey,
15:57hey,
15:58can you
15:59clink your glass again for me?
16:00Oh,
16:00sure,
16:01booby.
16:01Thanks.
16:02One more.
16:04Hey,
16:05hey,
16:06everyone.
16:07Thank you all for coming.
16:08At this time,
16:09I would just like to ask
16:10any of my friends
16:11if they want to say
16:12anything
16:13about me.
16:16I was near
16:17and jerked
16:17at the women's tennis.
16:18Oh,
16:19okay.
16:19Was it grunting?
16:22Okay.
16:23Would anyone
16:23other than
16:24Uncle Larry
16:24put your fucking hand down?
16:25Anyone else
16:26at all
16:26want to
16:27say something?
16:28Maybe a nice eulogy?
16:30Derek?
16:30Oh,
16:30he's gone.
16:31Okay.
16:33Bobby?
16:35Jamie?
16:36No shows.
16:40William?
16:41William?
16:42William.
16:45As
16:45manager of
16:47Nathan's apartment complex.
16:48No,
16:48no,
16:49no.
16:49Other William.
16:51He left.
16:53He was a nice guy.
16:55We both
16:55were named
16:56William.
16:56Oh,
16:57God.
16:57Let's go to
16:58New York.
16:58Maybe
16:59Bethany,
17:03Glynn,
17:03Holden?
17:03Hey.
17:05What?
17:07Hi.
17:09No.
17:09No more
17:10exes,
17:10please.
17:12What was wrong
17:12with my speech?
17:15Well,
17:16you didn't even
17:17mention me.
17:18I mean,
17:19not that I got
17:19to choose any details,
17:21but to not
17:21even be mentioned?
17:23Hey,
17:23do you have
17:23something you
17:24want to say?
17:25A month ago,
17:26I wasn't even
17:26planning on
17:27attending my own
17:28funeral.
17:29but I
17:29really never
17:30would have guessed
17:31that it would
17:31suck this hard.
17:33Suck?
17:35Italian
17:36cortito suit.
17:37Oh,
17:37God.
17:37Boutonniere.
17:38Mini bar chips
17:39at nine bucks a bag.
17:40I put those back.
17:41How about
17:41therapy dog?
17:42Angel service?
17:43Great,
17:43great.
17:44Why don't you
17:44just delete me,
17:45save all the money?
17:45Hey,
17:46don't tempt me.
17:48Your friend Derek
17:48made it pretty clear
17:49I could go home
17:50with him.
17:50You're right.
18:00I'm just being
18:01ungrateful.
18:03So,
18:04let's just do
18:04whatever you want.
18:05Thank you.
18:05We're going to get a table
18:16across the street
18:16if you want to join.
18:17Oh,
18:18I can't.
18:19Long commute home.
18:21But,
18:21thanks.
18:22Yeah,
18:22it was really great
18:23to meet you,
18:23even if it did get a little
18:24dark towards the end.
18:25Hey,
18:39cousin Fran,
18:40nice of you to come.
18:41Sorry for your loss.
18:43Do you have any enemies
18:44and can you list them
18:45in order of
18:46most likely to want
18:46to kill you
18:47to least likely?
18:48What?
18:48What is this about?
18:49I'm helping your mom
18:50sue Google Motors.
18:51It is my theory
18:52your car was tampered with.
18:54But,
18:54you're not an
18:55investigator.
18:56You're a middle school
18:57gym teacher.
18:58I'm excellent
18:59at puzzles.
19:01Okay.
19:02Well,
19:02I don't remember
19:03having any enemies.
19:05But,
19:05I have been having
19:06some memory problems
19:07lately.
19:07Just like your car.
19:09Interesting.
19:12Right.
19:13Well,
19:13enjoy the snacks,
19:14Fran.
19:15I have.
19:15please grab a L'Oreal
19:26gift bag on your
19:26way out.
19:27Thank you.
19:33You know I didn't
19:33mean those things
19:34I said before,
19:35right?
19:35I don't,
19:36babe.
19:38Best funeral ever.
19:39Yeah.
19:41It was.
19:46Okay,
19:47Rianne!
19:47Where are you?
19:51Rianne?
19:53Yo,
19:54dog.
19:56Check it.
19:56That you?
20:06Yeah.
20:07The new Botox
20:08babies drop.
20:09I saved it to watch
20:10together.
20:10Oh,
20:11yes.
20:13You're the best.
20:14All right,
20:15give me two seconds.
20:16Just want to see if
20:17someone is working
20:17late in L.A.
20:22Call Josh Pitzer.
20:25Josh Pitzer?
20:26Mr. Pitzer.
20:27Hi.
20:28Nora Antony
20:28from New York.
20:29Christ,
20:29it's like 1 a.m.
20:30there.
20:30Why are you stalking me?
20:31I had a couple
20:32questions about
20:32Nathan Brown
20:33who came in with
20:34Jamie Arpaz
20:34to talk about
20:35a project called
20:36Beyond.
20:37I'm not going to
20:37confirm or deny
20:38any of that
20:39and the fact you
20:39have knowledge of it
20:40tells me
20:40that someone's
20:41broken an NDA,
20:42so.
20:42Nathan Brown
20:43is dead.
20:44I was just
20:45at his funeral.
20:46Wow.
20:47They were both
20:48so young.
20:50I mean,
20:51I was angry
20:52at the one
20:53who refused to sell,
20:54but I would
20:54never want this.
20:55Which one died?
20:56Was it the shy one
20:57or the really
20:58good-looking guy?
20:59The really
21:00good-looking guy.
21:01Tell me,
21:01why did they
21:02refuse your investment?
21:03They didn't.
21:05I mean,
21:05I don't know
21:06who you're talking
21:06about and none
21:07of that ever happened.
21:07Jamie.
21:19The person at
21:202135-M% sign
21:22573-1892
21:23is not available.
21:25To leave a message,
21:26begin speaking at the tone.
21:28Hey,
21:28it's my funeral today.
21:31Yeah.
21:32Derek was there.
21:33He was a huge dick.
21:33I guess he was
21:34hitting on Ingrid.
21:35Oh,
21:36but I had a nice toast
21:37given to me
21:38by my apartment
21:39manager,
21:39William,
21:40so that was
21:41a huge highlight.
21:43Anyway,
21:43it was just weird
21:44seeing everybody.
21:45Or,
21:46well,
21:47almost everybody.
21:49Give me a call
21:49sometime, man.
21:51Looks like I'll be
21:51here for a while.
21:52Unless Ingrid decides
21:53to stop paying the bills.
21:57Okay.
21:59I've had about
22:00enough of today,
22:00but,
22:01you know,
22:02tomorrow's a new one,
22:03right?
22:03Maybe I'll talk
22:04to you then.
22:05Maybe I'll talk
22:05to you then.
22:06now that you've...
22:21going...
22:26...
22:26...
22:26I'll talk
22:27to you then.
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