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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Oh, yeah. Five stars, huh?
00:35You're leaving? I thought you said we would talk after.
00:39Oh, we're talking. We're agreeing to give each other five stars. That's talking, right?
00:45Wow, uh, okay.
00:50So?
01:00You would have given me six stars if you could have, huh?
01:03Uh-huh.
01:33You're entitled to the motherfucker.
01:37Hey!
01:38Asshole!
01:48It's a late nightly app.
01:50Mr. Brown!
02:09Hey, uh, I have mandatory pet therapy because I tried to kill myself yesterday.
02:27Oh, Mr. Brown. Well, one of our floofers or puppers will cheer you up. Take your pick.
02:31Hey, man. Oh, hey.
02:45You want Ernie? He's awesome. And I'm done.
02:47No, I was gonna do... Oh, okay.
02:49Yeah. Okay.
02:50Why are you programming me to shit?
02:58Hey, Ernie. You're a little cutie.
03:01Yeah.
03:02So I understand you were in a bad place yesterday. You want to talk about it?
03:06Uh, uh, okay.
03:08Hey, do you want to keep petting you, or...?
03:12It's only weird if you make it weird.
03:17Okay.
03:19I've never done therapy.
03:20Although my girlfriend started last year.
03:22Interesting.
03:23So I'm supposed to do what, exactly?
03:25Let's start with why you were gonna throw yourself in the torrent.
03:28Right. The torrent.
03:32I guess...
03:33Also, this session's being recorded for quality purposes. Go on.
03:39I had a great life.
03:41I was young, healthy, great body, great face, great hair, great skin, great teeth.
03:48Great eyes, great abs, great...
03:49Sounds like you had every kind of privilege, and you never questioned it.
03:52And bam, self-driving car crash? That's not fair.
03:55Now I live in this weird fantasy world of my girlfriend's grandma?
03:58Life's not fair, and neither is digital life extension.
04:02What's fair, and what should happen, that's just in your head.
04:05Super.
04:06You have to make your own meaning.
04:08What makes life worth living for you?
04:10Uh, uh, you're petting me extremely hard right now.
04:13Sorry, you're stressing me out.
04:15What's the meaning of life in ten seconds? Come on.
04:17Think of it as your bare minimum.
04:18What do you need so you won't dive into that thing?
04:22I guess I just still want to be a man.
04:25Well, what does that mean?
04:26Good question.
04:29I want to be independent and capable.
04:34When you're young, people have to do everything for you,
04:37and then you grow up, and you become a man,
04:39and people rely on you.
04:41Kids look up to you.
04:42Women want to be with you.
04:43And, you know, I had that, or I was on my way to that.
04:51Hmm.
04:52I'm going to give you an assignment.
04:54Talk to at least five of your fellow uploads.
04:57Take notes.
04:58Then find me.
04:59And maybe you made a friend who makes it all feel worth it.
05:01Myra, I have a drone follow you everywhere,
05:17and every single day you give her sweets in the park.
05:20Now, today, get her to eat the Rachel Ray Jr. steamed squash
05:25I printed this morning, and nothing else,
05:27or I will fire you.
05:32Should I come back later?
05:34No, it's fine.
05:35Come in.
05:36I met with my bank,
05:37and they approved the loan for my dad's upload.
05:39Yay!
05:40As long as my employer, that's you,
05:42confirms in writing that I qualify for the employee discount.
05:46What was wrong with him again?
05:48Dad has vape lung.
05:49He thought it was safer than smoking
05:51than all the studies came out.
05:52I thought he didn't believe in upload.
05:54Well, he's still being a bit of a lud about it,
05:56but, um, you know, when he sees I've spent the money...
05:58You know, I don't feel comfortable signing this.
06:00You need a 4.6 employee rating
06:02to qualify for that discount.
06:04Right now you're at 4.598, so...
06:07Come on, I'm, I'm, I'm so close.
06:11Here's what I'll do.
06:12You could hit a 4.6 today,
06:13but then you could slip under tomorrow.
06:15You hit a 4.8,
06:17and I'll sign this letter as written, no prob.
06:19But I just need you to start a...
06:22Those are my rules.
06:41Hey, bud.
06:42Shh.
06:43I'm Nathan, I'm new.
06:45Sirius, shut up.
06:46Is there anyone looking for me?
06:53No, coast is clear.
07:02Oh, shit.
07:04Thanks a lot.
07:06What?
07:08Who the hell?
07:09Ow!
07:10Ow!
07:11Shut up, you little...
07:12Fuck.
07:14Uh, Angel.
07:16Hey.
07:17What the hell is going on here?
07:18Did I do this?
07:19Ow!
07:19Ow!
07:22No.
07:23Dylan's been here for years.
07:25He fell off a cliff on a school trip.
07:27He gets bored,
07:27so he has all the AI guys set to Street Fighter in game mode.
07:30Game mode.
07:32Cool.
07:33How are you?
07:34Feeling better today?
07:35Yeah, yeah, a little.
07:36Uh, I have a special assignment for my therapist.
07:38It's called the five people you've eaten up with.
07:40Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
07:41I need to go around and introduce myself to the five of the others.
07:44Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
07:45I don't know, I guess he thinks communication is important.
07:46Back off.
07:48Hello?
07:49Nora, did I lose you?
07:51You know, just don't have any expectations?
07:54Then you won't get disappointed.
07:55No, not me.
07:56You get what you expect in life, so I expect the best.
07:58Well, I'm sure you'll get the best here at Horizon Lakeview.
08:01Is there anything else?
08:02Did I say something wrong?
08:03As your customer service representative,
08:04it is my job to be a service with any issues.
08:07Are there any specific issues?
08:10No.
08:11Thank you for using Horizon.
08:24God, you are a sight for sore eyes.
08:26I'm so sorry I didn't call you back today, babe.
08:29Non-stop funeral planning.
08:31There's so much to do before tonight.
08:32Flowers, gift bags.
08:34Well, maybe I can help from here.
08:35I'm sure there's a ton of meaningful stuff you could do,
08:37but don't get mad at me.
08:39I did it all already.
08:40Hold still.
08:41Ow!
08:42What was that?
08:43That's just stem cells.
08:44I can't wait to upload so I don't have to work this hard.
08:47You're so lucky.
08:50I'm sorry.
08:51I don't mean that the way that it sounded.
08:54No, you're right.
08:55It, uh, it is nice here.
08:57Vaginoplastimas?
08:58Come again?
08:59Um, I'm getting ready for my boyfriend's funeral.
09:02So, no?
09:04Yeah, no.
09:06Wow.
09:07After the funeral tonight,
09:08you want to rent a VR sex suit?
09:10Sleepover?
09:11Duh!
09:12Yes!
09:13There's a shop on Melrose with amazing Yelp reviews.
09:16I need you to close your eyes and mouth.
09:18Oh.
09:18Babe, she's putting bees on my face.
09:20Gotta go.
09:21Love you.
09:22Love you, too.
09:23Bye.
09:28They're really mad today.
09:29Now, everybody, have you heard?
09:42If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word.
09:45Winner, winner, winner.
09:50Grab your bow, and win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win.
09:55Jump, man, drop, man.
09:57You'll be a winner, boy.
09:58Who's my bell?
09:59Jump, man, jump, man.
10:01N-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.
11:04But you're joking, right?
11:06Because you're supposed to continue to have earthly needs
11:08Lack of sexual interest is a sign of depression
11:11Yes, I was joking
11:12And everything works okay?
11:14I mean, I'm required to ask
11:16You can still, uh...
11:18Look up your own damn porn
11:19Oh, please
11:20Yeah, right
11:21Is there anything left to talk about?
11:23Because I have 47 other clients
11:25So what? Let them wait
11:26We're all dead here anyway
11:28Angel!
11:32Angel!
11:33I'm stuck in my closet!
11:35Fixing that, yes ma'am
11:37Happy to provide five-star service
11:39Are you sure you're okay?
11:46I'll be fine
11:46So, what big plans today?
11:51Water aerobics?
11:52Golf?
11:53Oh, me?
11:53I have homework from a dog
11:55And tonight, my own funeral simulcasted
11:57Lakeview, New York and L.A.
11:59So, yeah, same old, same old
12:01Well, if you need me
12:04For personal shopping
12:06Technical service
12:07Or wrapping up a unfinished business
12:09Whatever
12:09I'm a resource!
12:11Use me!
12:14Right
12:14So
12:31Hey
12:40Cool boots
12:41Yeah
12:42I'm Nathan
12:45I live across the hall
12:46Hey, you look familiar
12:49Do you play the mayor in Robocop?
12:51No
12:52I'm David Choke
12:54Of, like, the Choke brothers?
12:57Yeah
12:58We live on the same floor?
13:00That's weird
13:01Well, I've got 25,000 square feet
13:04And a 12-acre backyard
13:06Once you go through that door
13:07So
13:07I suppose it is a little weird
13:09What did you do?
13:12A game designer
13:12Yeah, freeware
13:13And a little modeling in college
13:15I mean, it's no big deal
13:16Mostly catalog work
13:17A couple commercials
13:17Not much money in freeware
13:19No
13:20And
13:21What did you do?
13:23Oh, not much
13:24Just co-ran the second largest
13:26Privately-owned company in the world
13:27And
13:28Influenced American politics
13:30For a generation
13:30Yeah, no
13:31I know
13:32So, these
13:33Free games
13:34Anything with duck hunting?
13:36No
13:37My friend and I are making an app
13:38It's called
13:39Sorry, I'm blanking on the name
13:47You're blanking on the name of your own app
13:49Yeah, I've been having some memory gaps
13:53I guess I'm just a little death-lagged
13:55We wrote a program that allows anyone to save their own uploads
13:59So you can create your own digital afterlife
14:01And pass it down to friends and family for free
14:02So you got murdered
14:05No, I was in a car accident
14:10Yeah, sure
14:11You just threatened a $600 billion a year industry
14:15And no one murdered you
14:17Nobody murders anybody
14:22Yeah
14:23Okay, well
14:28He sucks
14:29I better know what it's doing
14:32Good morning, Mr. Brown
14:36Where to?
14:37Actually, Carr, this is Fran Booth
14:39I've been asked by the Brown family to investigate the November 24th crash
14:43Do you know where you are?
14:454,499 Spaulding
14:48Correct
14:49Damage scan, please
14:51No damage to report
14:52You are clearly very damaged
14:56No
14:57Okay, go on
14:58Pull up dash cam footage from 11 to 11.37 p.m. on the night of the crash
15:03Can't find anything
15:04But you were in motion, so your cameras were activated
15:08Who are you again?
15:10Where are the recordings?
15:14Interesting
15:14Hi
15:35You look a little lost, can I help you?
15:37Hi, yes
15:38I'm looking to rent a sex suit
15:40It's my boyfriend's funeral tonight
15:42And I want it to be special for him
15:43Well, you know how they work, right?
15:46The fingers on the inside inflate
15:48And since everything's better wet, just use it in the tub
15:51Did you say fingers?
15:53The setup can be fun because everything's adjustable
15:55You can make him hung like a horse, add chest hair, whatever
15:59He can even give you bigger boobs, extra boobs, whatever you want
16:02They really clean them well
16:04Oh, God, yeah, we have to
16:05You wouldn't believe what we pull out of them sometimes
16:07It's not just a sex suit
16:09Old people want to hug their grandkids
16:11And the kids throw up in there
16:12Oh, people think they can do anything in a rental
16:15Hey, where are you going?
16:20Nora
16:20I mean, Angel
16:23Seriously?
16:24I do have other plans
16:25Hey, um, I thought of something maybe you can help me with
16:27I can't remember everything
16:29Well, everybody forgets stuff
16:31Yeah, but shouldn't I know the name of the project I was working on last week?
16:34Wait, you don't?
16:34No, I mean, maybe there wasn't enough storage space
16:37I don't want to sound paranoid
16:38But what if something was edited?
16:40I mean, I can remember my high school prom
16:41But I used to know every word to the big song we danced to
16:44And now nothing
16:44Okay?
16:45It's just blank
16:46That must be scary
16:47Fuck, yeah
16:48It is
16:49It's like, you know, am I still me?
16:51If something's missing
16:52And is it just random?
16:53What I'm forgetting?
16:54I have this awful feeling
16:56Like I left the gas on
16:57You know, like whatever I'm forgetting could just
16:59Blow up my family
17:01Yikes
17:02I'm sorry
17:04Hey, what song?
17:06What?
17:07What was your big prom song?
17:09Uptown Funk
17:09Ha, me too
17:11Um, okay
17:14This hit that ice cold
17:18Michelle Pfeiffer that white gold
17:20Anything?
17:22Go on
17:22This one for them good girls
17:24Them hood girls straight masterpieces
17:27Stylin', wildin', livin' up in the city
17:30Got Chuck's song with Saint Laurent
17:32Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty
17:34Too hot, hot damn
17:36Call the police and the fireman
17:38Too hot, hot damn
17:40Say my name, you know who I am
17:42Girls hit you, hallelujah
17:43Ooh, girls hit you, hallelujah
17:45Ooh, girls hit you, hallelujah
17:47Cause I've been punk, I'm gonna give it to you
17:49Cause I've been punk, I'm gonna give it to you
17:50Saturday night, we in the spot
17:52Don't believe it, just watch it
17:54Ooh, shit
17:56Gotta go
17:56No, damn
18:00Love you
18:00Hey, I'm Nathan, I'm new here
18:04Well, I see you've really made yourself at home
18:06Okay
18:14Don't like him either
18:16Hey, remember that hot douchebag?
18:20The one that almost jumped yesterday?
18:21He might actually be a good guy
18:26You assembled every one of his memories
18:28Wouldn't you know if he was for real?
18:30Yeah, but weirdly, some of his .men files are damaged
18:33Ah, well, I feel you
18:37I wasn't paying attention yesterday
18:39And I put this hipster woman's experience of natural childbirth into an old male judge
18:43Freaked him the fuck out
18:45Jesus, Angel
18:47Whatever you do, do not tell dude it was the fuck up
18:50He'll give you zero stars
18:52And you can't afford to lose this job
18:53Well, neither can you
18:54Uh, I have my dog walking gig
18:56I do hair
18:57And I'm the night manager at Falafel Halel
18:59I'll survive
19:00Angel
19:04Oh my god
19:06Hey, Dylan
19:12Finally, Angel
19:14None of these computers work
19:16I can't get through to my best friend, Breck
19:18I've tried voice, text, video
19:21Nothing works
19:22Okay, I'll call him IRL and figure out how to get you connected
19:26Get ready to give me five stars
19:28We'll see
19:29Dylan was my best friend in seventh grade
19:32And I'm sorry he died, but he's still 11
19:36And I'm 18 now
19:37I don't want Pokemon anymore
19:39Look, I understand
19:40I don't want pussy
19:41Dude, really?
19:43You know, friends do drift apart
19:46No
19:46Not my best friend
19:48Not Breck
19:49You're messing up somehow
19:51Yeah
19:53Probably
19:54You tried your best
19:56It just wasn't good enough
19:59Wait, let me
20:00Sorry
20:01Yeah, I'm, uh, disappointed too
20:07That's too easy
20:21Thought around more
20:23And make duck sounds
20:24Quack
20:25Quack
20:25Quack
20:27Quack
20:28Quack
20:30He's doing good
20:31Three stars?
20:38Come on, man
20:39Angel
20:44What?
20:45What do you want?
20:46Thank you
20:50What do you need?
20:55Thanks
20:56That's nice
20:57Okay, I'm not sure what I did to deserve that
21:01But it's nice to get
21:01You gotta be breaking the rules or something
21:05Cause
21:06I'm sure you're not supposed to keep giving me five stars for nothing
21:09Alright, I, I should do something to earn these
21:14Ta-da
21:18Okay, seriously
21:25What can I do for you?
21:27Just
21:27Ask me anything
21:29You know what you can do for me?
21:30You can tell me what's wrong
21:31Cause you've been all like
21:32All day
21:34You got an hour?
21:40I have infinity
21:41Well, you know, in one sense it's just as bad as nightly
21:44You know, you have to keep pleasing people
21:45And you can't let your numbers down
21:47Emotional work is real work
21:48Yeah, exactly
21:49And I can't walk away from the job
21:51Why not?
21:51My dad, my, my dad's dying
21:53Oh, God, I'm sorry
21:54Yeah, it sucks
21:55And, and my mom died unexpectedly a few years ago
21:57Oh
21:58Exactly
21:58And, and dad doesn't think heaven could be heaven without mom in it
22:01Which means he's, he's basically okay with not being
22:04With me
22:05Which I might find romantic if it wasn't so insulting
22:08But really I just feel like he's clinically depressed and not thinking straight
22:11I mean, so he isn't saving anything for upload
22:14That's just all on me
22:15I mean, he might not even use it if I pay for it
22:17I guess my biggest fear is
22:26He'll die too
22:28And my last connection to childhood is just gone
22:34And I won't ever find anyone who understands me like that or loves me unconditionally
22:45Yeah
22:47Well, thanks
22:55You feel a lot better
22:58I didn't do anything but listen
23:00Pretend I'm giving you five stars
23:06I'm at five new uploads today and I didn't like any of them
23:28You do seem less stressed though
23:30Well, staff is nice
23:32So, no more killing yourself?
23:36Not today
23:37And I can't tonight
23:39I have my funeral
23:40So, see ya
23:41So, see ya
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