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Coronation Street 8th November 2025
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00:29Morning, handsome. Good morning, gorgeous.
00:45What you, Roy? Good morning, Glenda.
00:59Morning, Glenda. Morning, love.
01:02Just with your feet to the sunny side of the street.
01:09Hiya, love. Hiya.
01:11I think up a bit more at the left.
01:14Which left? My left.
01:16But then we're both pointing in the same direction.
01:19We're starting the celebrations early.
01:21We're under orders on the birthday card.
01:23Come on, love. You need your hand.
01:26One, two and three. Off you go.
01:29Yes.
01:30Now, tonight, it's just drinks and nibbles.
01:33I don't like a fuss.
01:3565, eh?
01:37Hey, you're nothing but a newborn, Bill.
01:40Oh, get away with you.
01:42Listen, I don't tell you the number of times
01:45I've celebrated somewhat or other in the Rovers down the year.
01:50I'll be there. Great.
01:52I'll be more than happy to raise a glass with you.
01:54Fantastic.
01:55You know, it just isn't a proper party
01:58unless there are a few fine-looking fellas.
02:01I'll see you later.
02:03You will. Be careful.
02:05Now, you'll be coming to my party later, won't you?
02:09Just drinks and nibbles. I don't like a fuss.
02:12I'm always up for a party, Meg.
02:14I'd be delighted, Maggie. Thank you.
02:16Ken, do you want me to fetch my grandson to help with this tree?
02:19Oh, yeah, that'd be great, that.
02:20No, no, no. We're fine. We're fine.
02:22Oh, it's all right for you to say. You're not doing out.
02:25I'm the patriarch of the family. I shouldn't have to.
02:27Exactly, Ken. Why have a dog and bark yourself?
02:32I'll see you all later. Can't stop. I've got a hair appointment.
02:37Bye-bye.
02:38Did she just call me a dog?
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Hey, beauty girl! Ready when you are?
02:47Oh, we just put the Christmas decorations up.
03:02Customers won't be able to find the bar through this lot.
03:04Yeah, I'll be there in an hour. Cheers.
03:06Oh, no, you don't. You're not going anywhere.
03:08It was your idea to decorate for your mum's birthday party tonight.
03:12But Ali can handle that.
03:14Oh, yeah, nothing better for heartbreak than rummaging through a filthy box of rubbish.
03:18Your mother, your idea, your responsibility.
03:21It'll be fine, later than my life.
03:22I need to pick up the flowers and meet a man who got a deal.
03:24Oh, Tracy won't like that.
03:26Well, I couldn't give two oots what Tracy does and doesn't like.
03:29I'm not having this one, propping up a bar while we do all the work.
03:32I'm not scathing. I swear I've got a million things to do.
03:34But me and Sean can handle lunch.
03:36Oh, thank you, Glenda.
03:38Now, listen, what would you say to a nice leisurely lunch?
03:42I would say, oh, hi, nice leisurely lunch.
03:45Great. Can you take my mat out?
03:47I beg your pardon?
03:48After she gets her hair done.
03:49Please, I don't want her to see this place until it's done up.
03:52Or worse, directing me from a bar store.
03:54Well, they've spelt anniversary wrong on this one.
03:56Just take her somewhere local. Nice girly lunch, yeah?
03:59Nice girly lunch, me and your mum?
04:01What are we, sex in the city?
04:04I'm going to kill him.
04:06You've done a lovely job there, Maria.
04:09Aw, well, I'm very pleased that you like it.
04:11So convenient to have a salon right across the street.
04:15Eva said this place would soon feel like home.
04:17Well, I'm surprised she came back here at all, to be honest.
04:21How do you mean?
04:22Oh, just ignore me. I'm not one for gossiping.
04:25Since when?
04:27And what is a hairdresser's for but gossip?
04:30Maggie, I am like a priest, me.
04:31Hey, whatever I hear under them dryers goes to me grave.
04:34And if I believe that...
04:37I meant to say...
04:39Sorry about having words while the lads were fighting.
04:44It's just...
04:45You know, I'm not one to bear a grudge, so...
04:49They'd say no more about it.
04:51OK?
04:51Well, that's fine by me.
04:53And look, I'm sorry too.
04:54I shouldn't have kicked off like that.
04:56Boys will be boys, eh?
04:58Don't I well know it, with two of me own
05:00and now two grandsons to boot.
05:03Do you know what I'm going to do?
05:05I'm going to go and get you them conditioners I was on about.
05:07Think of it as a birthday present.
05:17What exactly is the beef between Maria and Eva?
05:21I know I am a wee bit psychic,
05:23but you don't have to be to get the sense
05:25that there's bad blood between the two of them.
05:27I really shouldn't say.
05:29Oh, come on.
05:31It is my birthday after all.
05:33OK, so, Maria and Aidan used to have a bit of a thing.
05:39They never.
05:40Well, he was with Eva.
05:42I've already said too much.
05:43There you go.
05:45Don't tell the boss.
05:46Oh, you're so kind.
05:48Why don't the two of you come to my birthday do tonight at the Rovers?
05:51It should be great, crack.
05:52Oh, hell of a good crack me.
05:54Yeah, we will.
05:55Thanks, that's dead kind, that.
05:57Oh.
05:58Bethany, can you start Maggie's payment out?
05:59I just want to tidy the back room.
06:01Yes.
06:01I'll see you later.
06:02See you later.
06:05There you go.
06:10Hiya.
06:11Everything all right over the road?
06:13Yeah, fine.
06:14No, Maria.
06:15What's she doing, waxing her tash in the back?
06:18Listen, I thought I'd take you for lunch.
06:19Lunch?
06:20Do you hear this one?
06:21Where I come from, we call it dinner.
06:23All right, well, something you would eat in the middle of the day.
06:26I'd hate to confuse you.
06:27Not that it takes much.
06:29Well, I never say no to a free meal.
06:31I'll see you later, sweetheart.
06:34Bye, babe.
06:34See you later.
06:35Bye.
06:37Ah.
06:38Lovely woman.
06:39So this is my posh lunch, is it?
06:51Well, you keep telling us you don't want to fuss.
06:53Well, mission accomplished.
06:54Oh, look, they do egg and chips.
06:58There's posh for you.
07:00Will you be eating in?
07:01Yeah, please, Roy.
07:03Well, I'll take a seat anyway, please.
07:05Oh, and a happy birthday, Maggie.
07:07Oh, thank you, Roy.
07:08I wanted to come here for my birthday dinner,
07:11because I can't be doing with those fancy restaurants
07:13with the big plates and the tiny bit of food on them
07:15that Eva likes.
07:17Now, will you be coming to my party later?
07:19I will, and I very much appreciate being asked.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Listen to the fuck to the show, doesn't it?
07:26Yeah.
07:28Aye, aye.
07:29Showing your mother-in-law local highlights, are you?
07:31I'm being brought out for my birthday.
07:33Aren't I lucky?
07:35How are you settling in?
07:36Really good, thanks, yeah.
07:38Ben's happy.
07:39Mind you, you stand him up somewhere
07:40with a pint in his hand, and he's happy anywhere, so...
07:42Don't exaggerate, now.
07:44It's really good to have you back.
07:46See, now, this must be the husband.
08:00I wonder how he died.
08:03Well, I don't know that.
08:04I suppose it wouldn't be in very good taste
08:05to ask her on her birthday.
08:06Yeah, probably not.
08:08We are making a meal of it, though, aren't we?
08:10Well, if you can't go mad on your birthday, Glenda,
08:12when can you go mad?
08:13Hmm.
08:13Angel, what do you think of her?
08:15Who?
08:15Oh, I do, yes.
08:18She's like a young Maureen O'Hara.
08:20Could you be any more camper?
08:22Possibly, if I tried.
08:28Hey, just finished school?
08:29Nope.
08:30I'm still there.
08:31This is a hologram.
08:33Ask a stupid question, I suppose.
08:36I won't be sick, I just need to sort out his training.
08:38Yeah, just a little loop.
08:41Will you wind your neck in?
08:42Will you stop flying with him?
08:45Just stop giving him, and me, dirty looks every time you set eyes on us.
08:49It's not that easy.
08:49Just fix your face before someone clucks something.
08:53Great, you're back.
08:55Get in here, we're doing presents.
08:56All right, get your cards and prezzies ready for inspection by her highness.
09:05I don't have time to get her anything.
09:06Get right in.
09:07And the present I got is from both of us.
09:08Oh, cheers, bro.
09:09Oh, wow.
09:14You look amazing, Eva.
09:16And what am I?
09:18Chopped liver?
09:19You look incredible, ma.
09:21Like a young, er...
09:23Raquel Welch.
09:24It's so unfair that I've got to miss this party.
09:28Oh, bye-bye.
09:29There'll be loads more.
09:30Yeah, when you're 25, you can do whatever you want, love.
09:33No, you're 15.
09:35Oh, the half a glass on my birthday isn't going to kill him.
09:40Seeing as he's a drinker these days.
09:42I'm surprised Uncle Finley isn't here for this.
09:44Well, he's living that big Florida life of his with his teenage girlfriend.
09:50She's 32.
09:52Anyway, let's not dwell on those who aren't here.
09:57Let's concentrate on those who are.
09:59Although your father would have loved this.
10:02May he rest in peace.
10:03At least until you get there.
10:04Ha!
10:05Ha-ha.
10:07Cheers.
10:07Cheers, ma.
10:08Cheers.
10:09Will, you don't down it.
10:12Will, you ever.
10:14Stop having to go for every tiny thing.
10:18Leave it, Ben.
10:19He's got a lot of your dad in him.
10:22He could be a hothead too, you know.
10:42It's not even real.
10:43You found a bottle in the park.
10:45I meant rose water, like he showed me.
10:47With paddles from the garden.
10:49A bell smells rank.
10:51It has the best smell of all, love.
10:53Thank you, sweetheart.
10:55Shall we tuck in?
10:56The boys are up with us.
10:58Oh, bless you all.
11:00The three men in my life.
11:02Aren't I a lucky woman?
11:03Right, just before we do, you know, I hate all this fuss on my birthday.
11:11So, I got you boys something too.
11:15It's one of them new game things.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19Hey, watch your language.
11:21And it's to share.
11:22I'm not made of money.
11:24Can we play it now?
11:25You eat your breakfast first.
11:26At least let us try it out.
11:29Please.
11:30Five minutes, then back to the table, all right?
11:32You're the best mum in the world.
11:33Oh, stop.
11:35Go on with cheese.
11:36Where'd you get the money for that?
11:41Discount Dave down the pub.
11:43Did you see their little faces?
11:46Yeah, and I can imagine the carnage in about three minutes' time in one chair of the other.
11:50Why did you never mention this to me?
11:52And when was I supposed to do that?
11:54When you were down the rugby club with your pals?
11:56Or glued to the TV watching a match?
11:59We need to discuss this stuff, Maggie.
12:01You're ruining them.
12:02Do not tell me how to raise my boys.
12:20Everybody's waiting.
12:21I'll be right there.
12:21It's showtime.
12:34Before you ask, Andrew might admit...
12:53I'm not one to bear a grudge.
12:56Everyone is welcome tonight.
12:58So, how are you finding it round here, then, Maggie?
13:00Grand, thank you.
13:01The thing I can't get used to is all the pigeons.
13:04Why, didn't that have pigeons in it all?
13:06No.
13:07The seagulls ain't them all.
13:09Most of them are drones.
13:10Eh?
13:11They're mixed with the real pigeons, they're spying us from China.
13:13What?
13:14Chinese pigeon drones?
13:16I read about it.
13:17In the Beano?
13:18Online.
13:19Well, think about it.
13:20Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
13:23How does that daft lad even dress himself in the mornings?
13:27We've often wondered.
13:29Stick around, there'll be bubbles later.
13:31Unless you have other plans.
13:34I'll let you know when I do.
13:35Buffet coming through.
13:36Oh, what we having?
13:37Oh, you keep your hands to yourself until the clean film comes off, my girl.
13:40Is that supposed to be me, Benjamin Driscoll?
13:43There you are, ladies.
13:44I need a pint.
13:44Yeah, you read my mane.
13:45Well, she seems to be going down well with the Pontus.
13:50Oh, I, yeah.
13:51It's all sweetness and light in public.
13:53An absolute count to me in private.
13:56But you wouldn't be the first woman at odds with the mother-in-law.
13:59Well, the thing is, if I wasn't with her precious Ben, I actually think we'd get on great.
14:04Just do like every other woman's done with her mother-in-law since she's adult.
14:07What's that?
14:08Put on a smile, agree with everything she says, then complain to anyone that'll listen.
14:13So, er, is it a private party or can anyone join?
14:34How'd you get them?
14:36You know, I live in a pub.
14:40Oh, yeah, fair point.
14:41Talking about pubs, I start a shift in 15 minutes, so why don't you get yourself cleaned up,
14:45get some coffee down on you before you bring your dad seizure?
14:48Does that sober you up?
14:51Never worked for me, like, but it's what they do in the movies, innit?
14:55Come on, then.
14:57You're going the wrong way.
15:00Get your bag, Will.
15:02That's it. Come on.
15:04Off you go.
15:11Well, long ago, women would have been well-retired at 65.
15:17Well, you're still working well into your 90s.
15:20Thanks for the reminder.
15:22In fact, I think I'm the only retiree here.
15:25Oh, yeah?
15:26Yeah, um, have you got any words of wisdom, Ken, for those of us approaching it?
15:32Don't get old.
15:34Can I get a tray, please?
15:35You don't need a tray, Brian.
15:37Not when I have a big lump of the sun drinking my barrels dry here.
15:42Now, help the gentleman, please, Benjamin.
15:44Ah, Deidre had a friend who sold her house and bought her cabin on the cruise ship.
15:54How do you mean, bought?
15:57I've read about this.
15:58They sell cabins, light flats.
16:01Oh.
16:01Perpetual travel for the rest of one's days.
16:04It has a certain romantic appeal.
16:07Not to mention state-of-the-art medical care, free food, free booze, and nightly entertainment.
16:12Oh.
16:12What do you reckon, Ken?
16:15Sell number one and sail the Mediterranean for the rest of your life.
16:20How does it feel?
16:22Well, I'm working on a counter-argument and failing.
16:26Well, if you do decide to sell next door, let me know.
16:28I'll knock through and put on a pool table.
16:33Hey, Jean's here, please.
16:35Oh, make that two.
16:36What are you doing here?
16:37I invited her.
16:39Did you not hear the girl?
16:41Gin and tonics, Eva.
16:42Chop, chop.
16:51Everyone just treats me like a kid.
16:54Yeah.
16:56Do you know who always says that?
16:58Hmm.
17:00Kids.
17:01Tony.
17:02Look, Will, I know how hard it is uprooting your life.
17:09I get it.
17:10I've been there myself.
17:13But, you know, like me, you'll find your feet with it all.
17:18You'll settle in.
17:19You'll meet new friends.
17:20And you'll meet a good girl.
17:23Hey, come on.
17:26You're a dead nice lad.
17:30Whoa.
17:30What in God's name is going on here?
17:34Well, here's the thing.
17:35He was really, really drunk and I was just trying to sober him up.
17:37Oh, I saw what you were trying to do.
17:39Just, just chill, man.
17:41It's my birthday.
17:43Now stop making a show of yourself.
17:46Get out in that bar and sober up.
17:48Sober up in the bar.
17:49Don't get smart with me, boy.
17:51Go.
17:51Don't blame him.
17:58I don't.
17:59I blame you.
18:02Me?
18:03Hang on a minute.
18:04He was drinking in the guinol.
18:05I was trying to help him.
18:06If you want to hang on to your job,
18:08you'll keep your mouth shut
18:10and stay well away from my grandson.
18:12Do you hear me?
18:21Will, why didn't you come and help me
18:32take the clean film off the food?
18:34Oh, you sure I won't mess it up again?
18:35It's not that hard.
18:42Boy, do I love working with teenagers.
18:44Tell me about him.
18:47Oh, here they are, the life and souls.
18:49Now we can really start the party.
18:51Nice to see you, too.
18:53Tonight is not about you, Leanne.
18:56Toya, don't you look lovely?
18:59Oh, thanks, Maggie.
19:00You really light up a room.
19:02When you walk out of it.
19:04Hey, I thought you two had made up.
19:06This is us made up.
19:07It's the Battersby Way, innit?
19:11Hey, what have I missed?
19:13Oh, come on, love, sit down.
19:15Your father's gone mad.
19:16He's sole number one to the new landlord
19:19who wants it so that he can knock through
19:21to put a pool table in it.
19:24What?
19:26Two more G&Ts, please, Eva.
19:29Lauren, could you serve this customer for me, please?
19:32Oh, fine.
19:35Lovely customer service.
19:38Well, if you don't like it, you know what you can do.
19:40Oh, well, you just let it go.
19:42You've got Ben now and I'm married.
19:45Do you still dabble in home-wrecking or...?
19:47I don't know what you're laughing at with your colourful history.
19:51Er, no.
19:52Don't talk to her like that.
19:53Get out.
19:54You're bad.
19:54Oh, what for?
19:55For sleeping with your boyfriend 150 years ago?
19:58What's going on?
19:59She just said I'm bad.
20:01Eva, what has got into you?
20:03She is my guest.
20:05Ben, I don't want to rape.
20:06And as landlady, it is my prerogative, so...
20:09Tonight is my birthday and I am the co-owner.
20:13You wouldn't have got near this place without my money.
20:16She stays.
20:18Thank you, Maggie.
20:19We spoke about this, babe.
20:20You know, this is a fresh start.
20:22You shouldn't go up resurrecting old grudges from years ago.
20:25So you're going to agree with your mum?
20:27What?
20:27Again.
20:28All right, fine.
20:36You could have encouraged him.
20:37Don't go lecturing me.
20:39There's plenty I could say.
20:41If they lost the game, it's not the end of the world.
20:43We need to teach them about life.
20:45About winning.
20:46Or do you want to leave it to those imbecile teachers at his school?
20:49I'd rather them than you.
20:50Filling his head with unrealistic rubbish!
20:54No.
20:54Dad!
20:58What are you doing?
21:02Is this because we lost the match?
21:05You know how seriously your father takes his rugby, son.
21:08It's a bit too much sometimes.
21:11I'll do better.
21:13So?
21:15I know you will, son.
21:17Thank you all for coming and for making my family so welcome.
21:31I know it hasn't been long, but I feel certain we made the right decision moving to this street
21:38and this wonderful community full of close, loving families.
21:44So, let's fill our bellies and our glasses and celebrate.
21:4965 years and still going strong.
21:53Good night, Ken.
22:09Good night.
22:10Good night.
22:14Good night, Ken. Good night.
22:18Happy?
22:20Yes, I am.
22:22Do you know I'm saving the story about the time I bunked off school
22:25with my mates, went to the pictures,
22:26and you were outside the exit waiting for me?
22:28I needed eyes in the back of me head with you two.
22:31Especially after...
22:33Dad?
22:35I suppose there's times like this, you know,
22:37doing family stuff I'm missing the most.
22:40Me too.
22:41They'd have been dead proud of the way you stepped up, though.
22:44I know that.
22:46Come here, here, and give your old mum a big hug.
22:55Sixty, flame and five.
22:57That's better than the alternative.
22:59Am I the only one working here?
23:01All right.
23:08She has done that to wind me up.
23:10Oh, don't let it get to you.
23:11She doesn't even know, Maria.
23:12Why is she acting like their best friends all of a sudden?
23:15She hates me.
23:17Maria or Maggie?
23:18Both.
23:18Oh, look, I've already told you.
23:20Mother-in-laws never think that anybody's good enough
23:22for the precious little boys.
23:23You've been talking to Glenda?
23:25Trust me, she is not a normal mother-in-law.
23:27She is deranged.
23:29This one time, right, I'd bought Ben a cashmere jumper.
23:31Beautiful.
23:32Well, it was a cashmere mix, but anyway, he loved it.
23:35What did she go and do?
23:37Accidentally put it on a hot wash.
23:39When that jumper came out, Susie'd have been hard-pushed to fit in that.
23:42Well, it could have been a genuine mistake.
23:44Oh, please.
23:45Whose side are you on?
23:47It's bad enough that Ben thinks the sun shines out of a hacienda.
23:50It is like living with the Sopranos.
23:52And manipulate.
23:54Don't get me started on how much that woman manipulates him.
23:57And he's all like,
23:58Oh, yes, Mum.
23:59Great, Mum.
23:59Three bags pig in full, Mummy.
24:04Before you ask, Leon,
24:06castration was pretty painless.
24:1065, though.
24:12I mean, 50s, you can still have it.
24:14Matt Damon, he's hot.
24:16Jamie Foxx, he is hot.
24:18Three more years and I'll be the ripe old age, my son.
24:20Are you going to hit him or shall I?
24:23What?
24:24George Clooney, he's hot.
24:26Yeah.
24:28Where did my dad go?
24:29Oh, he's gone home.
24:30He was feeling a little...
24:31He was upset.
24:32By what?
24:33By you.
24:34Kicking off when you thought he'd blown your inheritance.
24:38Which he was never going to do anyway.
24:39I think the landlord might have trouble getting a change of view's permission anyway.
24:44Fair point.
24:45Yes, but it's not the point I want to make.
24:48It's like this, Tracy.
24:50As you get older,
24:52you cherish your relationships more and more.
24:55Especially the ones that are close to us.
24:58I miss Jenny every day.
25:01Same for me with Julie.
25:03Hayley.
25:04And I miss Gran.
25:06Believe me, money
25:07means nothing compared
25:10to spending time with a loved one.
25:13And on that point,
25:15I'm off to my bed.
25:16Oh, time.
25:19Don't take it for granted.
25:20Right, Rita, I'll walk you out.
25:24Come on, you.
25:24We're going this way.
25:26Good night.
25:28So anything else you want to get off your chest?
25:30Right, I'd better get back to work.
25:31See ya.
25:32Look, I know you're going to defend her.
25:37It's fine.
25:38I get it.
25:39But, babe,
25:40she has turned you into a right mummy's boy.
25:43And it's not just you.
25:44It's Will and Ollie and all.
25:45Cheers.
25:46Oh, come on.
25:47You can't be acting all hurt now.
25:48You love it.
25:50That woman worships you.
25:52And meanwhile,
25:53I feel like it's a life's mission
25:55to make me feel as much use
25:56as a cardboard chip pan.
25:58Babe, you've got to remember,
25:59things weren't easy after my dad ate.
26:02It was just the three of us.
26:04She had to take care of everything.
26:06I'm sorry, babe.
26:06You can't keep using that excuse.
26:08I was raised by a single mum too, you know.
26:11Look, what do you want?
26:13I...
26:13I would just like it
26:15if you would occasionally
26:17take my side, please.
26:19Can she be difficult?
26:20Yes.
26:21But she can also be really generous.
26:25And if it wasn't for her
26:25chipping in big time,
26:26we wouldn't have been able
26:27to get this place.
26:30I'm going to go and grab some plates.
26:35I'm just...
26:36Yeah?
26:37And with our Ben,
26:38it was all sports, sports, sports.
26:40Morning, noon and night.
26:42Rugby, I take it.
26:43Yes.
26:44Captain in primary,
26:46house captain in secondary,
26:49then school captain
26:50and captain of the county team.
26:52Your other son?
26:53Finlay.
26:54Oh, could charm the birds
26:56out of the trees, that fella.
26:58Well, you're very fortunate
26:59to have such a loving family.
27:01I am.
27:02Although,
27:03you wouldn't think it
27:04to hear us kicking off.
27:05I suspect Audrey and Ken may empathise,
27:09but then that's a whole part of life's rich tapestry
27:11full of surprises.
27:12Oh, I'm not so keen on those.
27:15I prefer to read the cards.
27:17Am I right to have a web here?
27:20Right, you too.
27:21No sloping off like your mates.
27:24The night is young,
27:25even if I'm not.
27:28Well?
27:29Well, I just wanted to let you know
27:31that it wasn't me coming on to Will before.
27:33Look, I'm not having a go,
27:34but he's just a kid.
27:36So you're saying that Will came on to you?
27:39Well, yeah, obviously.
27:42Look,
27:43truth at all,
27:44I don't want you to think right of me.
27:45I absolutely love working here.
27:47Oh, for pity's sake,
27:48he'll be crying next.
27:49Just stop it.
27:51It's OK.
27:52We're sorted.
27:56Oh.
27:57You mentioned cards.
27:59It's not tarot, though, is it?
28:00Cos that is dead scary.
28:02Oh, I'll have nothing to do
28:03with that hanged man stuff.
28:04Well, like most forms of fortune-telling,
28:09it relies on belief
28:11and, well, selective memory
28:14and a willingness to augment predictions
28:19that have a certain base in fact
28:22and ignore the rest.
28:26Well, all I know is
28:28I did predict
28:30my friend Jeannie's divorce,
28:33my cousin losing his business
28:35and me Auntie Nuala
28:37meeting a fair-haired man.
28:39And she hadn't had any man at all
28:41since before decimalisation.
28:43What's decimalisation?
28:45What's all this?
28:46Oh, Maggie's claiming to
28:48predict the future
28:49of the pack of cards.
28:50Why do I think that your tongue
28:52is firmly stuck in your cheek?
28:54You two are barred.
28:58Just that you know,
28:59I'm a believer.
29:02In what?
29:03In the future.
29:04You know, in a higher plane,
29:06healing, namaste.
29:08Right.
29:09Well, the next time
29:10your bunions are playing up.
29:13Well, I thought you'd gone to China
29:15to make those yourself.
29:16No, they were in your cauldron.
29:18Ooh, party tricks.
29:21It's no trick.
29:23She could predict your future.
29:24Yes, please.
29:25Hey, we've already met
29:26at all dark cancer.
29:28Right.
29:29The four suits.
29:31Hearts, diamonds,
29:32spades, clubs,
29:34representing
29:34water, fire,
29:37earth and air.
29:40Pick two cards
29:41and place them face down.
29:42Now,
29:48what would you like to know?
29:51Erm,
29:52what does
29:53the future hold?
29:54Oh, classic.
29:56Yeah.
29:58Ooh.
30:00It seems you will be having
30:02an unexpected visit.
30:04Ooh.
30:06Or an invitation.
30:08I was going to suggest
30:09the cabana.
30:11Next.
30:12Erm,
30:13okay,
30:14well,
30:14I've got to ask.
30:16Am I going to be lucky
30:17in love?
30:21What is it?
30:25Is it bad news?
30:27I say jealousy.
30:28I'm not a jealous type.
30:30Oh, not you.
30:31Someone else
30:32who's jealous
30:33and means you ill will.
30:36Ooh,
30:37I hope you've not been
30:38a naughty boy.
30:39He values his life too much.
30:41Yeah.
30:41Don't I just...
30:43Lovely couple,
30:45aren't they?
30:46Jesus.
30:48Don't suppose
30:49I can tempt you?
30:50Thanks,
30:50but nothing.
30:51Powered.
30:59Shift your booty then.
31:01It's all right.
31:01You skiving off
31:04or are you keeping
31:05the stairs warm?
31:06I'm a break, actually.
31:07Party that bad, eh?
31:09Nah.
31:10Well,
31:11I don't know.
31:13Don't worry,
31:13I won't tell me nan.
31:15Yeah, cheers.
31:16I'm my biggest fan
31:17at the minute, anyway.
31:18Any reason in particular?
31:21You know,
31:21I love that you think
31:22me just being me
31:22would be enough.
31:24Not for me.
31:25Will tried to kiss me earlier.
31:30He never.
31:31Yeah.
31:31And then your nan
31:32walked in on us
31:32thinking it was me
31:33throwing myself at him.
31:34Oh, brilliant.
31:35Yeah, well,
31:35I'm glad she found it funny.
31:36She's been around
31:37the block enough to know
31:38it's probably just
31:39a 15-year-old boy
31:39trying it on
31:40rather than you
31:41fancying a kid.
31:42Yeah, well,
31:42she had a good job
31:43at hiding it.
31:43She's probably just
31:44shocked to discover
31:45her little precious
31:45will has discovered
31:46sex.
31:48Seriously,
31:49her bark is worse
31:50than her bite.
31:50You'll be fine.
31:51I've got to go
31:53sort the cake,
31:53so if you're done
31:54skiving...
32:03Oh.
32:05Oh.
32:06The king of spades.
32:08You will meet
32:08a dark-haired man.
32:11Or someone
32:12who has a fire
32:13in his chart.
32:14There's a chart.
32:16He'll be ambitious.
32:17Or like ambition.
32:18And could be
32:19self-serving.
32:20So, let's be clear.
32:23I'm going to get
32:24a legal letter
32:24in counter danger
32:26and make a hot
32:27selfish Adonis.
32:29Well, I didn't hear
32:29mention of Adonis.
32:30A girl can dream.
32:33I'll just be
32:33getting off now.
32:34Oh, dear.
32:35No, you will not.
32:37There's cake coming.
32:44I had my 14
32:45tall once in Blackpool.
32:46They said I'd marry,
32:47but the marriage
32:48would end in sadness.
32:50Don't they all?
32:51Oh, do I take it
32:52you're divorced or...?
32:52No, actually.
32:55The boy's father
32:55is dead.
32:59And, um...
33:01What's that
33:01recent thing?
33:03Ben was 11.
33:05Happened on my birthday,
33:06as it goes, so...
33:08I'm so sorry, Adonis.
33:09Happy birthday to you.
33:13Happy birthday to you.
33:19Happy birthday, dear Mum.
33:24Happy birthday to you.
33:29Did you make a wish?
33:33I did.
33:35Right, now,
33:36who wants the first slice?
33:38Yay!
33:39It's your mum's birthday,
33:40so maybe she should have...
33:41Tuck in, darling.
33:45Here, I gave that to you.
33:47In this world,
33:48you need to look after
33:49number one,
33:50all right?
33:51because I'm telling you,
33:52no other beggar will.
33:54Apart from me,
33:55a mother's love
33:56beats everything and anything.
33:58Remember that?
34:00I thought you had to work?
34:02Swap shouts at the new lad.
34:04Thought we could go out
34:04to the park or something.
34:05Oh, blast at the big spenders.
34:09You know I don't get paid
34:10till next Friday.
34:11Life lesson for you, lads.
34:13If there's one thing worse
34:14than a whiner,
34:15it's a cheapskate.
34:17Right, now,
34:18who wants to go
34:18and get a big, fat ice cream?
34:20Yes!
34:21With a plane?
34:22Yes!
34:23Go on, get your coats on.
34:29Is that coming?
34:31Is there something
34:31he wants to watch on telly?
34:35And let's not forget my dar.
34:39To Alan.
34:41Miss you.
34:42To Alan.
34:58Come on, everyone.
34:59Eat up.
35:00We don't want to be
35:01working our way through this
35:02for weeks to come.
35:03Cheers, Nana.
35:04You know I love it.
35:06I'm just watching my waistline.
35:08He made it himself.
35:09Nice.
35:10I love cake, mate.
35:12And as for our wheels
35:14fry up this morning...
35:16Regular little Von Trapp family.
35:19Diamonds.
35:20Every one of them.
35:21My boy.
35:23Oh.
35:24No.
35:25I wonder if I might...
35:27Oh, seconds, is it?
35:28No, no, no.
35:29I just wanted to apologise.
35:30I had no idea your husband
35:32died so suddenly.
35:34It was crass of me
35:35to bring you up
35:36on such a happy occasion.
35:37It was a long time ago.
35:40Obviously, it must have been
35:41a traumatic experience
35:43for you being so young.
35:44Oh, Mama said
35:45it was a long time ago.
35:46If anybody should be traumatised,
35:48it's her.
35:48At least I didn't have to witness it.
35:50Oh, dear.
35:50Eva,
35:51put on some tunes there.
35:53And let that be an end to it.
35:56It's my birthday.
35:59Ramp up the volume.
36:02Wake up, Maggie.
36:04I think I've got something
36:06to say to you.
36:09She's made September
36:11and I think she should be
36:13back in school.
36:16We need to speak outside.
36:18No.
36:18No.
36:18Having a nice time?
36:37As nice as you
36:38and what Art just heard.
36:39What?
36:41You trying to kiss Lauren?
36:43No, I didn't.
36:44Oh, so she's lying, is she?
36:46Alright, yeah, I did.
36:49What, to get back at me, or?
36:51A bit like you and Daniel, I suppose.
36:53Trying to stop people
36:54being suspicious.
36:54Oh, dope, it's a childish.
36:55Okay, so it's okay for you
36:56but not for me?
36:57I know this is hard.
36:59So why don't we just
36:59tell everyone then?
37:00Will, you are 15
37:01and I am your coach.
37:04So,
37:05okay, so you're saying
37:06we can't be seen
37:07in the open together?
37:08No, no.
37:09No, that's not
37:09what I'm saying.
37:12Believe me,
37:13I want it
37:14just as much as you do,
37:15but
37:15look, if we want
37:18to stay together
37:19we need to plan it properly.
37:25You do want us
37:26to stay together.
37:29Yeah.
37:31Yeah, yeah, me too.
37:33More than anything.
37:36Look, you should go in first.
37:40And no more kissing girls, right?
37:41Only me.
38:01Still in the land
38:02of the living then?
38:04You know,
38:04I'm beginning to think
38:05that if you ever play
38:06word association,
38:08the first thing
38:08it would spring to mind
38:09for Dad
38:09will be dead.
38:11That is really harsh.
38:14Actually,
38:15it would be difficult
38:16or deirdre.
38:18Oh, nicely played.
38:20You know, Tracy,
38:21there never was
38:22any serious intent
38:24to sell to the Rovers.
38:25Why did you say it then?
38:27Nor was there
38:27a serious offer.
38:29But what is so dismaying
38:32and so predictable
38:33is that your initial feelings
38:37weren't for my well-being
38:38but for your inheritance.
38:40That is a terrible thing to say.
38:43Oh, go on.
38:45I admit it.
38:47You sailing the seven seas
38:49with a load of geriatric widows
38:51didn't immediately strike me
38:52as the best use of the money.
38:55My money.
38:56Let me finish.
38:58But I realise
38:59the money's not important.
39:03You're here
39:04and you're relatively healthy,
39:06although goodness knows how
39:08with Cassie as nursemaid.
39:11I've kind of taken that for granted.
39:16Didn't I do first thing
39:18every morning when I wake up?
39:20Say a little prayer?
39:21Sorry.
39:22I smile.
39:24Time is the precious thing, Tracy.
39:28You're right.
39:30And from now on
39:32we're going to spend
39:33as much time together
39:34as we can.
39:35Nothing will please me more.
39:37Right.
39:37Well, starting from now.
39:38Come on, put your book down.
39:40Grab your coat.
39:41Going back to the Rovers.
39:42Oh.
39:43Really?
39:44Um, I was hoping
39:46to watch a documentary
39:47on the science of decay.
39:49Hmm.
39:50There's free booze.
39:52Oh, all right.
39:54Well, we'll start tomorrow.
39:56How about that?
39:57I hang on every word
40:01to say
40:02Oh, baggy!
40:04Cherry!
40:05Cherry's the mud
40:06Oh, no, no, no
40:08Baby, I would rather be dead
40:12Oh, no, no, no
40:13Watch out!
40:13Woo!
40:14Oh, no, you're the brave!
40:16Oh, no, baggy!
40:17Please, just dust off
40:19your repertoire
40:19She'll end up doing
40:20a jolly part of medley
40:22Oh, I don't think
40:23I'd do much better
40:23Oh, stop selling yourself
40:25short, you've got
40:25a beautiful voice
40:26here
40:26Don't make me sing!
40:29All right
40:29I just missed the singing
40:30It was, um
40:31Well, it was something
40:32I just, I needed some air
40:34You okay?
40:36Yeah, yeah
40:37I'm, I'm fine
40:38Hey!
40:42That's lovely
40:43Did you see that?
40:48What's going on
40:49between you and that Adam?
40:51What?
40:52Nothing's going on
40:53I have eyes in my head
40:55Well, I don't know
40:56what you think you've seen
40:57but me and Adam
40:57were way in the past
40:58And FYI
41:00Ben knows all about
41:01what happened
41:02Maggie!
41:04I love Ben to bits
41:05I would never do
41:05anything to hurt him
41:06It would be a brave
41:07woman who did
41:08What are you two up to?
41:11We were just talking
41:13about the party, babe
41:13Well done
41:14Oh, come on
41:15It's not over yet
41:15Get your backside
41:16with an answer
41:17if you heard what's playing
41:17No!
41:22Two more hours
41:23and then you're done
41:24for another year
41:24Praise be
41:25Oh, huggy
41:30And squeeze and tie
41:33Find out what you want to do
41:36If it's love
41:39If it really is
41:41He's there in his heels
41:45About the way he acts
41:47Oh, no!
41:48That's not the way
41:50You're not aware of the world
41:54My voice!
41:56My voice!
41:58My voice!
42:00You mean everything to me
42:04Everything!
42:05Do you know that?
42:06We love you too, ma
42:07Oh, dad would have loved this
42:09wouldn't he?
42:15I washed up
42:16Don't go waking them up
42:17I just woke my head in
42:19I told you
42:19They're asleep
42:20Why'd you always do this?
42:22Oh, here we go
42:24What exactly am I here for?
42:26Tell me
42:26Well, there's the door
42:28Leave
42:29Believe me
42:31It's what I should have done
42:32years ago
42:32Mmm, should have done
42:34Don't ask both a favour
42:35What?
42:37I'll leave you alone
42:38with my kids
42:39I love those boys
42:41Love?
42:43You don't know the meaning
42:43of the word?
42:45Maybe that's why
42:45he didn't want you
42:46Sorry for the control
42:48and manipulative cow
42:49you really are
42:50It's been ten years
42:52Ten years
42:53You've had an affair
42:54I wonder why
42:55I was sad
42:57I was miserable
42:58Just shut your mouth
42:59You are not using those boys
43:01to punish me
43:02You want to talk about
43:04being punished?
43:05Every time you look at me
43:08it's like
43:09I'm not the reason
43:12he didn't want you
43:12But you are
43:13the reason
43:14I wanted him to
43:15I said no
43:18To Maggie
43:36Who's had to be both
43:38Ma and da
43:39and Nana and Grandpa
43:42You're the best
43:44To Nana
43:45To Nana
43:47I'll be birthday
43:50Up next
43:58The 1% Club rollover
44:00More questions
44:00More contestants
44:01and a lot more money at stake
44:02as both the prize pot
44:03and the contestants
44:04can roll over to the next show
44:05Don't miss it
44:06Miss Thomas
44:08The 1% Club rollover
44:08of the plague
44:10that Darth forward
44:10was a month
44:11and it's like
44:11I don't know
44:12To Save himself
44:12from the last number
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44:17I may have to stop
44:17to mobili
44:19to pedestrian
44:19and down
44:20the times
44:21of antic Wow
44:22To successor
44:22and bicu
44:25How then?
44:27to the next show
44:27and try to
44:29있
44:29And
44:29even
44:30because
44:31I can't
44:32If you
44:34wait
44:34And
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