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04:34me grave i need to believe that i meant to say sorry about having words while the lads were
04:43fighting it's just you know i'm not one to bear a grudge so we'll say no more about it okay that's
04:52fine by me and look i'm sorry too i shouldn't have kicked off like that boys will be boys eh
04:58don't i well know it with two of me own and now two grandsons to boot oh do you know what i'm gonna
05:05do i'm gonna go and get you them conditioners i was on about think of it as a birthday thank you
05:17what exactly is the beef between maria and eva i know i am a wee bit psychic but you don't have
05:24to be to get the sense that there's bad blood between the two of them i really shouldn't say
05:29oh come on it is my birthday after all okay so maria and aiden used to have a bit of a thing
05:39they never well he was with eva i've already said too much there you go don't tell the boss oh you're
05:46so kind why don't the two of you come to my birthday do tonight at the rovers it should be great crack oh
05:52i'll have a good crack me yeah we will thanks that's dead kind that oh um bethany can you start
05:59maggie's payment out i just want to tidy the back room yes i'll see you later see you later there you
06:05go hiya everything all right over the road yeah fine no maria what's she doing waxing a tash in the
06:17back listen i thought i'd take you for lunch lunch to hear this one where i come from we're going
06:22all at dinner all right well something you would eat in the middle of the day i'd hate to confuse
06:27you not that it takes much well i never say no to a free meal i'll see you later sweetheart bye
06:34oh lovely woman
06:48so this is my posh lunch is it well you keep telling us you don't want to fuss well mission accomplished
06:54oh look they do egg and chips there's posh for you we'll be eating in yeah please right well i'll
07:03take a seat anywhere please oh and a happy birthday maggie thank you roy i wanted to come here for my
07:10birthday dinner because i can't be doing with those fancy restaurants with the big plates and tiny bit
07:15of food on them they eva likes now will you be coming to my party later i will and i very much
07:22appreciate being asked hey showing your mother-in-law local highlights are you i'm being brought out for
07:32my birthday aren't i lucky how are you settling in really good thanks yeah ben's happy mind you you
07:39stand him up somewhere with a pint in his hand and he's happy anywhere so don't exaggerate now it's
07:44really good to have you back thank you
07:46see now this must be the husband i wonder how he died well i don't know that i suppose it
08:04won't be in very good taste to ask her on her birthday yeah probably not they are making a meal
08:09of it though aren't they well if you can't go mad on your birthday glenda when can you go mad
08:13hmm agent what do you think of her oh oh yes she's like a young maureen o'hara could you be
08:21in my camper possibly if i tried hey just finished school nope i'm still there this is a hologram
08:33ask a stupid question i suppose i won't be sick i just need to sort out his training yeah just
08:38it to the library will you wind your neck in when you stop flying with him just stop giving him and
08:47me dirty looks every time you set eyes on us it's not that easy just fix your face before someone
08:52clucks something great you're back get in here we're doing presents
09:01all right get your cards and prezzies ready for inspection by her highness
09:04i don't have time to get her anything get writing and the present i got us from both of us oh cheers
09:09bro
09:13oh wow you look amazing eva
09:17that wasn't my chopped liver you look incredible ma like a young uh
09:23rachel welch
09:25it's so unfair that i've got to miss this party oh bye bye there'll be loads more yeah when you're 25
09:32you can do whatever you want love no you're 15. oh the half a glass on my birthday isn't going to kill
09:39him seen as he's a drinker these days i'm surprised uncle finley isn't here for this well he's living
09:46that big florida life of his with his teenage girlfriend she's 32. anyway let's not dwell on
09:55those who aren't here let's concentrate on those who are although your father would have loved
10:01this may he rest in peace at least until you get there cheers cheers cheers well you don't down it
10:13will you ever stop having to go for every tiny thing leave it ben
10:19he's got a lot of your dad in him he could be a hothead too you know
10:36it's not even real you found a bottle in the park i meant rosewater like he showed me with paddles
10:48from the garden a bell smells rank it has the best smell of all love thank you sweetheart shall we
10:55tuck in the boys are with us oh bless you all the three men in my life aren't i a lucky woman
11:06right just before we do you know i hate all this fuss on my birthday so i got you boys something too
11:15it's one of them new game things oh my god hey watch your language and it's to share i'm not made of
11:23money can we play it now eat your breakfast first at least let us shout out please five minutes then
11:30back to the table all right you're the best mom in the world go on with cheese
11:39where'd you get the money for that discount dave down the pub did you see their little faces
11:46yeah and i can imagine the carnage in about three minutes time in one one share of the other
11:50why did you never mention this to me and when was i supposed to do that when you were down the rugby
11:55club with your pals or glued to the tv watching a match we need to discuss this stuff maggie
12:01you're ruining them do not tell me how to raise my boys
12:15everybody's waiting i'll be right there
12:21you're ruining them do not tell me how to raise my boys
12:33it's showtime
12:42i'm not one to bear a grudge everyone is welcome tonight so are you finding it around
12:58here then maggie grand thank you the thing i can't get used to is all the pigeons i did not have pigeons
13:04in it all no the seagulls ate them all most of them are drones hey mixed with the real pigeons
13:11the spinos from china what chinese pigeon drones i read about it in the beano online well think about
13:19it have you ever seen a baby pigeon how does that daft lad even dress himself in the mornings we've often
13:26wondered stick around there'll be bubbles later unless you have other plans i'll let you know when i do
13:34buffet coming through oh what we having oh you keep your hands to yourself until the clean film comes
13:39off my girl is that supposed to be me benjamin driscoll there you are ladies i need a pint yeah you read
13:44my mane well she seems to be going down well with the pontus oh are you she's all sweetness and light
13:51in public an absolute count to me in private right you wouldn't be the first woman at odds with the
13:56mother-in-law well the thing is if i wasn't with her precious ben i actually think we'd get on great
14:02just do like every other woman's done with her mother-in-law since you don't what's that put on a
14:09smile agree with everything she says then complain to anyone that'll listen
14:13so uh is it a private party or can anyone join
14:34how'd you get them you know i live in a pub
14:37oh yeah fair point talking about pubs i start a shift in 15 minutes so why don't you get yourself
14:44cleaned up get some coffee down you before you bring your dad seizure does that sober you up
14:50never worked for me like but it's what they do in the movies in it
14:54come on then you're going the wrong way get your bag will that's it come on off you go
15:07well long ago women would have been well retired at 65 well you're still working well into your 90s
15:19thanks for the reminder in fact i think i'm the only retiree here oh yeah yeah um have you got any
15:28words of wisdom ken for those of us approaching it don't get old can i get a tray please you don't need a
15:35tray brian not when i have a big lump of the sun drinking my barrels dry here now help the gentleman
15:43please benjamin
15:47ah deirdre had a friend who sold her house and bought a cabin on the cruise ship how do you mean
15:56i've read about this they sell cabins like flats
15:59oh perpetual travel for the rest of one's days it has a certain romantic appeal a lot to mention
16:07state-of-the-art medical care free food free booze and nightly entertainment
16:11oh what do you reckon ken cell number one and sail the mediterranean for the rest of your life how does
16:20it feel well i'm working on a counter-argument and failing well if you do decide to sell next door let
16:27me know i'll knock through and put in a pool table hey g and tea please oh i'll make that too
16:36what are you doing here i invited her did you not hear the girl gin and tonics eva chop chop
16:42everyone just treats me like a kid yeah do you know who always says that kids funny
17:01look will i know how hard it is uprooting your life i get it i've been there myself
17:12but you know like me you'll find your feet with it all you'll settle in you'll meet new friends and
17:21you'll meet a good girl hey come on you're a dead nice lad
17:26well what in god's name is going on here well it's a thing he was really really drunk and i was
17:36just trying to sober him up oh i saw what you were trying to do just just chill man it's my birthday
17:43stop making a show of yourself get out in that bar and sober up sober up in the bar don't get smart
17:49with me boy go don't blame him i don't i blame you me hang on a minute he was drinking in the
18:04girl i was trying to help him if you want to hang on to your job you'll keep your mouth shut and stay
18:10well away from my grandson do you hear me
18:30will why don't you come and help me take the clean film off the food
18:33you sure i won't mess up again he's not that hard
18:40well why do i love working with teenagers tell me about it oh here they are the life and souls
18:48now we can really start the party nice to see you too tonight is not about you leanne
18:55toya don't you look lovely oh thanks maggie you really light up a room when you walk out of it
19:03hey i thought you two made up this is us made up it's about us be way in it
19:10hey what have i missed oh come on love sit down your father's gone mad he's sole number one to the new
19:17landlord who wants it so that he can knock through to put a pool table in it what
19:25two more g and t's please eva lauren could you serve this customer for me please oh
19:32oh fine lovely customer service well if you don't like it you know what you can do
19:39oh well you just let it go you've got ben now and i'm married
19:44do you still dabble in home wrecking or
19:47i don't know what you're laughing at your colourful history
19:50uh no don't talk to her like that get out you're bad
19:54oh what for for sleeping with your boyfriend 150 years ago what's going on she just said i'm bad
20:00eva what has got into you she is my guest ben i don't want her in and as landlady it is my
20:06prerogative so tonight is my birthday and i am the co-owner you wouldn't have got near this place
20:13without my money she stays thank you maggie we spoke about this babe you know this is a fresh start
20:21you shouldn't go up resurrecting old grudges from years ago so you're going to agree with your
20:26mom what again all right you could have encouraged him don't go lecturing me there's plenty i could
20:39say they lost the game it's not the end of the world we need to teach them about life about winning
20:45or do you want to leave it to those imbecile teachers at his school you'd rather them than you
20:50filling his head with unrealistic rubbish no dad what are you doing
21:01is this because we lost the match you know how seriously your father takes his rugby son
21:08it's a bit too much sometimes i'll do better
21:11so i know you will thank you all for coming and for making my family so welcome
21:31i know it hasn't been long but i feel certain we made the right decision moving to this street
21:38and this wonderful community full of close loving families so let's fill our bellies and our glasses
21:47and celebrate 65 years and still going strong
22:03goodnight ken goodnight happy yes i am
22:20do you know i'm saving the story about the time i bumped off school with my mates went to the
22:24pictures and you were outside the exit waiting for me i needed eyes in the back of my head with you
22:29two especially after dad i suppose it's times like this you know doing family stuff i'm missing the most
22:39me too he'd have been dead proud of the way you stepped up though i know that
22:43come here here and give your old mum a big hug
22:4760 flame and five that's better than the alternative am i the only one working here all right
23:00she has done that to wind me up oh don't let it get to you she doesn't even know maria why is she
23:12acting like the best friends all of a sudden she hates me maria or maggie both oh look i've already
23:18told you mother-in-laws never think that anybody's good enough for the precious little boys you've been
23:22talking to glenda trust me she is not a normal mother-in-law she is deranged this one time right i'd
23:29bought ben a cashmere jumper beautiful well it was a cashmere mix but anyway he loved it what did
23:34she go and do accidentally put it on a hot wash when that jumper came out susie'd have been hard
23:40pushed to fit in that well it could have been a genuine mistake oh please whose side are you on
23:45it's bad enough that ben thinks the sun shines out of a hacienda it is like living with the sopranos
23:51and manipulate don't get me started on how much that woman manipulates him and he's all like oh yes
23:57mom great mom three bags pig in full mommy before you ask leon castration was pretty painless
24:0965 though i mean 50s you can still have it matt damon he's hot jamie fox he is hot three more
24:17years and i'll be the ripe old age massage are you going to hate him or shall i ah george clooney
24:24he's hot yeah where did my dad go oh he's gone home he was feeling a little he was upset by what
24:32by you kicking off when you thought he'd blown your inheritance which he was never gonna do anyway
24:38i think the landlord might have trouble getting a change of use permission anyway fair point yes but
24:44is not the point i want to make it's like this tracy as you get older you cherish your relationships
24:52more and more especially the ones that are close to us i miss jenny every day same for me with julie
25:02hayley and i miss gran believe me money means nothing compared
25:09to spending time with a loved one and on that point i'm off to my bed oh time don't take it for granted
25:21right read that hour come on you we're going this way
25:25good night so anything else you want to get off your chest right i better get back to work see
25:30you look i know you're going to defend her it's fine i get it but babe she has turned you into a
25:40right mummy's boy and it's not just you it's will and ollie and all cheers oh come on you can't be
25:46acting all hurt now you love it that woman worships you and meanwhile i feel like it's a life's mission
25:54to make me feel as much use as a cardboard chip pan babe you gotta remember things weren't easy after
25:59my dad died it was just the three of us she had to take care of everything i'm sorry babe you can't
26:06keep using that excuse i was raised by a single mum too you know look what do you want i i would just
26:13like it if you would occasionally take my side please can she be difficult yes but she can also
26:22be really generous and if it wasn't for her chipping in big time we wouldn't have been able to get this
26:27place i'm gonna grab some plates
26:35yeah and with our bed it was all sports sports sports morning noon and night rugby i take it yes
26:43captain in primary house captain in secondary then school captain and captain of the county team
26:51your other son finley oh could charm the birds out of the trees that fella well you're very fortunate
26:58to have such a a loving family i am although you wouldn't think it to hear us kicking off
27:05i suspect audrey and ken may empathize but then that's all part of life's reached tapestry full of
27:10surprises oh i'm not so keen on those i prefer to read the cards all right have a with you all right
27:19you two no sloping off like your mates the night is young even if i'm not
27:27well well i just wanted to let you know that it wasn't me coming on to will before
27:32but i'm not having a goal but he's just a kid
27:35so you're saying that will came on to you well yeah obviously
27:41look droop at all i don't want to think bad of me i absolutely love working here oh for
27:46pity's sake you'll be crying next just stop it it's okay we're sorted
27:55uh you mentioned cards it's not tarot though is it because that is dead scaring oh i'll have
28:01nothing to do with that hanged man stuff well like uh most forms of fortune telling it relies on the
28:09belief and uh well selective memory and a willingness to augment
28:17predictions that have a certain base in fact and ignore the rest
28:23well all i know is i did predict my friend genie's divorce my cousin losing his business
28:35and me auntie nula meeting a fair-haired man and she hadn't had any man at all since before
28:41decimalization what's decimalization what's all this oh maggie's claiming to predict the future
28:48of the package of cards why do i think that your tongue is firmly stuck in your cheek you two are
28:54barred just that you know i'm a believer in what in the future you know in a higher plane healing
29:06name right well the next time we bunions are playing up well i thought you'd gone to china
29:14to make those yourself now they were in your cauldron oh party tricks it's no trick she could
29:22predict your future yes please hey i thought you might have told that cancel right the four suits
29:30hearts diamonds spades clubs representing water fire earth and air pick two cards and place them face down
29:44you know what would you like to know um what does the future hold oh classic yeah
29:59it seems you will be having an unexpected visit oh
30:03or an invitation i was going to suggest the cabana next um okay well i've got to ask am i going to be lucky in love
30:16what is it is is it bad news i say jealousy i'm not a jealous type oh not you someone else who's jealous
30:33and means you ill will oh i hope you've not been a naughty boy he values his life too much don't i just
30:41uh lovely couple aren't they don't suppose i can tempt you thanks but now i'll shift your booty then
31:00i'm sorry you uh skiving off while you're keeping the stairs warm i'm a break actually
31:05party that bad eh no well i don't know don't worry i won't tell my nan yeah cheers i'm my biggest fan
31:16of the minute anyway any reason in particular you know i love that you think me just being me would be
31:22enough not for me will tried to kiss me earlier he never yeah and then your nan walked in on us
31:31thinking it was me throwing myself at him oh brilliant yeah well i'm glad you find it funny
31:35she's been around the block enough to know it's probably just a 15 year old boy trying it on rather
31:39than you fancying a kid yeah well she had a good job at hiding it she's probably just shocked to
31:43discover her little precious will has discovered sex seriously her bark is worse than her bite you'll be
31:49fine i gotta go sort the cake so if you're done skyvin oh the king of spades you will meet a dark-haired man
32:08or someone who has fire in his chart there's a child he'll be ambitious or like ambition and could
32:18be self-serving so let's be clear i'm gonna get a legal letter encounter danger and make your heart
32:26selfish a donut i didn't hear mention of a donut a girl can dream i'll just be getting off now oh dear
32:34no you will not there's cake coming i had my fortune tall once in blackpool they said i'd marry but the
32:47marriage would end in sadness don't they all oh do i take it you're divorced or no actually the boy's
32:54father is dead and um what's that recent thing ben was 11 happened on my birthday as it goes so
33:06happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear mommy happy birthday to you
33:27did you make a wish i did right now who wants the first slice hey it's your mom's birthday so maybe
33:39she should have come darling here i gave that to you in this world you need to look after number one
33:49all right because i'm telling you no other beggar will apart from me a mother's love beats everything
33:56and anything remember that i thought you had to work swap chefs at the new lad thought we could go
34:03out to the park or something oh blast of the big spenders you know i don't get paid till next friday
34:10life lesson for you lads if there's one thing worse than a whiner it's a cheapskate right now who
34:17wants to go and get a big fat ice cream yes with a flake yes go on get your coats on
34:28is that coming oh there's something he wants to watch let's not forget my dar
34:37to alan miss you
34:44come on everyone eat up we don't want to be working our way through this for weeks to come cheers
35:03man you know i love it i'm just watching my waistline he made it himself thanks i love cake
35:11and as for our wheels fry up this morning regular little von trapp family diamonds every one of them
35:19oh my boy oh i wonder if i might oh seconds is it no no no i just want you to apologize i had no idea
35:31your husband died so suddenly it was crass of me to bring you up on such a happy occasion it was a
35:36long time ago obviously it must have been a traumatic experience for you being so young
35:43oh my ma said it was a long time ago if anybody should be traumatized it's her at least they didn't
35:47have to witness it oh dear eva put on some tunes there and let that be an end to it it's my birthday
35:57ramp up the volume
36:01wake up maggie i think i've got something to say
36:05i'm having a nice time
36:36as nice as you but what i just heard what you tried to kiss lauren no i didn't oh so she's lying
36:44is she all right yeah i did what to get back at me or a bit like you and daniel i suppose
36:52trying to stop people being suspicious oh it's a childish okay so it's okay for you but not for me
36:56i know this is hard so why don't we just tell everyone then will you are 15 and i am your coach
37:01so okay so you're saying we can't be seen in the open together no no no no that's not what i'm saying
37:11believe me i i want it just as much as you do but
37:14look if we want to stay together we need to plan it properly
37:19you do want us to stay together
37:30yeah yeah me too more than anything
37:32i think you should go in first i know more kissing girls right
37:45i think you should go in first i think you should go in first i think you should go in first
37:57only me
38:00still in the land of the living then you know i'm beginning to think that if you ever played
38:05word association the first thing it would spring to mind for dad will be dead
38:09that is really harsh actually it would be difficult or deirdre oh nicely played
38:19you know tracy there never was any serious intent to sell to the rovers
38:24why did you say it then nor was there a serious offer
38:29what is so dismaying and so predictable
38:32is that your initial feelings weren't for my well-being but for your inheritance
38:39that is a terrible thing to say oh go on i admit it you sailing the seven seas with a load of
38:48geriatric widows didn't immediately strike me as the best use of the money my money let me finish
38:55but i realize the money's not important you're here and you're relatively healthy
39:05although goodness knows how with cassie as nursemaid
39:10i've kind of taken that for granted
39:15didn't i do first thing every morning when i wake up say a little prayer sorry i smile
39:22well time is the precious thing tracy you're right and from now on we're going to spend as
39:32much time together as we can nothing will please me more right well starting from now come on put your
39:37book down grab your coat going back to the rovers oh really um i was hoping to watch a documentary on
39:46the science of the science of decay hmm there's free booze oh all right well we'll start tomorrow how about that
40:00you're going to be the same oh buggy
40:04tell us tomorrow oh no no no no baby i would rather be dead
40:12let's go
40:16please just dust off your repertoire she'll end up doing a jolly pattern medley
40:20oh i don't think i'd do much better
40:22oh stop selling yourself short you've got a beautiful voice here
40:24don't make me sing all right i just missed the singing it was um well it was something
40:31oh i just i needed some air you okay yeah yeah i'm i'm fine hey
40:42what's going on between you and that adam what nothing's going on i have eyes in my head
40:54well i don't know what you think you've seen but me and adam were way in the past
40:57and fyi ben knows all about what happened maggie i love ben to bits i would never do anything to
41:04hurt him it would be a brave woman who did what are you two up to we were just talking about the party
41:12babe well done oh come on it's not over yet get your backsides in the dance floor if you heard us
41:16playing no
41:20two more hours and then you're done for another year
41:23praise be
41:32find out what you want to know
41:36if it's
41:38if it's love if it really is
41:40it's there in his feels about the way he acts
41:46oh no that's not the way
41:48you're not the way
41:51my boys my boys
41:56oh my boys
42:01you mean everything to me everything do you know that we love you too ma
42:07our dad would have loved this wouldn't he
42:08i washed up don't go waking them up i just woke my head in i told you they're asleep
42:20why'd you always do this oh here we go what exactly am i here for tell me
42:26well there's the door leave believe me it's what i should have done years ago
42:32should have done done us both a favor what i'll leave you alone with my kids
42:37i love those boys love you don't know the meaning of the word maybe that's why he didn't want
42:45you sorry for the control and manipulative cow you really are it's been ten years ten years
42:51you've had an affair
42:52i wonder why i was sad i was miserable just shut up
42:58no you are not using those boys to punish me you want to talk about being punished
43:05every time you look at me it's like
43:09i'm not the reason he didn't watch it but you are the reason i wanted him to
43:14i said no
43:34to maggie who's had to be both ma and da and nana and grandpa
43:40uh you're the best to nana to nana i'll be birthday
44:00you
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