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Coronation Street 28th November 2025
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00:00Hi Carla it's me. I hope you're okay.
00:24I think you might just get some rest and some space.
00:27Sorry I just don't know what I'm saying.
00:29Can we talk please?
00:33Lisa.
00:36Someone called about Costello?
00:39No.
00:40He's in ITU. Induced coma.
00:43Someone's attacked him.
00:45Do we know who?
00:46Well I wondered if you had any ideas.
00:48Me?
00:49Or someone close to you.
00:52Someone had a heated conversation on the phone before he was attacked.
00:57I heard him.
01:00And?
01:03I think it was Becky.
01:04Are you the investigating officer?
01:06No.
01:07But...
01:08Well if Costello can't recommend you for promotion now how will you ever get noticed eh?
01:12Lisa I'm just trying to...
01:13Yeah you just wanted to throw suspicion on Costello and now it's Becky.
01:17Neither theorising to your senior officers eh?
01:19That's a good lad.
01:20Hey.
01:21I couldn't decide protein or fruit and or muesli.
01:34I...
01:35Oh wow.
01:36My work here is done.
01:37I am so proud of you Mr. Dietitian.
01:41Do you know what?
01:42Do you know what?
01:43I'm really pleased because I had the 3am night terrors.
01:44You know that was pushing you too hard towards your fitness goals.
01:46No I need the encouragement.
01:47I mean you do know more about all this stuff.
01:48So...
01:49Eggs then?
01:50Um actually that might be too heavy on a training day so I suggest a banana.
01:51Oh I thought today was a rest day anyway.
01:52No no no.
01:53I've got to get the mouths in the legs.
01:54But...
01:55I've got to get the mouths in the legs.
01:56But...
01:57I've got to get the mouths in the legs.
01:58You know what?
01:59I'm really pleased because I had the 3am night terrors.
02:00You know that was pushing you too hard towards your fitness goals.
02:03No I...
02:04I need the encouragement.
02:05Um...
02:06I mean you do know more about all this stuff.
02:08So...
02:09Um...
02:10Eggs then?
02:11Um actually that might be too heavy on a training day so I suggest a banana.
02:15Oh I thought today was a rest day anyway.
02:17No no no.
02:18I've got to get the mouths in the legs.
02:19Um but...
02:20I promise I'll make lunch and I will disguise the protein as fine dining.
02:23Awesome.
02:24Oh I need to get the bedroom mirror and bring it in here so we can um...
02:28Keep track of our bodies so that we make healthy choices.
02:30I'm just gonna go and get it.
02:38Now this is excellent.
02:41Because Asha she loves jigsaws.
02:43Finds them really calming.
02:45I had to crop it so that there wasn't too much white walls.
02:47That's pretty good.
02:48Or I would love the wall.
02:50Sky, beach, anything impossible.
02:52Ah you see the secret is to look at the shapes.
02:56The...
02:57The tabs and the pockets as I call them you see.
03:00This is two tabs, two pockets.
03:03Three pockets, one tab.
03:06See.
03:08Lucky he's not coming to the mental health unit.
03:10They'd keep him in.
03:13Plus that bad taste.
03:14Yeah.
03:15So um...
03:16What time are you guys visiting?
03:17Er...
03:18We told Asha lunch time.
03:19It's a bit tight for you isn't it?
03:20Yeah I'll just have to multitask in my lecture this morning.
03:23It'll be fine.
03:24I...
03:25I do have a mat that makes the jigsaw portable if it's a game of any use.
03:29Ooh!
03:30Boss!
03:31Oh I have a salad.
03:32I'll have it.
03:33Actually your portable mat is an excellent idea.
03:37Perhaps you can use it to raise the subjects of Asha coming home you know.
03:40After you've pieced her together you know jigsaw wise.
03:43Oh I didn't think of it like that.
03:44Yeah.
03:45Piecing her back together.
03:46It's a bit cringe isn't it?
03:47But you don't pressure her to come home.
03:49I mean it's her decision and if she thinks that you're telling us what to say.
03:52Yeah but I'm not lying.
03:54And I wouldn't.
03:55Because it is her decision.
03:56This is her recovery.
03:58But to make a decision takes...
04:00Confidence.
04:02So perhaps you should give her some...
04:04Confidence.
04:05See you there.
04:08It's Curse's gang.
04:10That's just her anxiety talking.
04:11Who else would target Costello?
04:13Well his rank anyone.
04:14Morning.
04:15Morning love.
04:17What have you told him about me?
04:19Oh my god.
04:22I am not going to let any harm into you.
04:25Okay?
04:27Do you understand?
04:29Yeah?
04:30Good.
04:32Hi.
04:36Coming to get my squatches for the day.
04:39I'll give you two some space.
04:41Um.
04:45She got herself into a state.
04:47Costello's been attacked.
04:49Is it alright?
04:50No, he's in 90U.
04:52Seems like nothing's going right at the moment.
04:55Did you get my message?
04:56Let me own you some breakfast?
04:57No, that's not the hotel.
04:58See you later.
05:00Well what about coffee?
05:02Carla?
05:04You don't make it easy for it.
05:09What?
05:11Fretting over Becky in front of her.
05:14Becky's terrified and with good cause.
05:17Right, well you can explain it but how do you think it looks?
05:19And feels.
05:21I'm just saying maybe just a little bit less justifying, maybe a little bit more understanding.
05:28Ryan Collar has asked for some space and that is exactly what she's getting.
05:36But you lecturing me isn't helping.
05:51Is it true you moved out?
05:53So it's not just your job then being a detective, it's your hobby and all is it?
05:58You need to stop Lisa trusting Becky.
06:00Oh, right.
06:02So when I told you that Becky was manipulative and untrustworthy, you didn't want to know?
06:07Yeah, well it's got more serious now.
06:09So it didn't count when she just wanted to mess me and Lisa up?
06:11Carla, I want us to work together.
06:13Why do I feel like there's eight people in my relationship? Honestly.
06:16A couple of invoices need paying today please.
06:19Yeah, I'll start it.
06:21Or I could save me pecking red every five minutes.
06:24You did say that I was going to be in charge of the accounts.
06:27Yeah, fine.
06:29Yeah?
06:30I just need the online bank password please.
06:32If he's having it then I'll need it.
06:34Because?
06:36Because we are equals.
06:38Never works. The book has to start with someone.
06:40The fewer people to blame for any anomalies the better.
06:42Great, so you can stop pecking error but make sure that I've got to constantly peck yours.
06:45Like you are now?
06:46Well, yeah, essentially.
06:48Oi! Oi!
06:50We're trying to concentrate here.
06:52Now, I did send myself an email to a link with...
06:56Oh, I must have missed this email.
06:58They're asking me to talk at an event we're hosting tomorrow.
07:03What event?
07:04Women in Business.
07:06Great!
07:08Well, I've no time to put a speech together now.
07:11Right, have you got it? The password.
07:13And if it's written on a post-it note, like everything else, I'll be changing it to something stronger.
07:17Will you stop pecking my head?
07:19He's only wanted to change it so you can't give it me to.
07:21Do you know what I'm going to do in a minute?
07:23I'm going to bash your heads together because I can't hear myself think of you.
07:25Hey, Carla. Getting the cakes in. Do you want one?
07:35I thought everybody was on a health kick these days.
07:38Oh, yeah, well, it's only when it's somebody's birthday or a divorce or first date or going on holiday.
07:43No cakes. Thanks, Sal.
07:46OK.
07:52I've got a question.
07:54Oh, look, look, if this is about the Rovers, I didn't actually run it, alright?
07:57I just kind of got cornered into owning it by people basically lying, cheating and basically letting me down.
08:04I was literally just going to ask you if you were OK.
08:07Oh.
08:09Oh, gossip then.
08:10No, Carla. Look, as somebody that bites people's heads off when I'm hurting, I totally get it.
08:17And I know that things haven't been great for you, but I've been away that long now. All I've got is half stories.
08:23Well, you know the headlines.
08:25Met someone, fell in love with her.
08:28Which was as much as a shock for me as it was everybody else.
08:32More.
08:33But actually, it turns out, it doesn't matter who you fall in love with, does it?
08:40Because it always hurt you. It's always going to go wrong, so you just shouldn't bother in the first place.
08:45Oh, Carly, you're such a lovely couple. You're a proper power couple. I mean, you're not saying that-
08:50I'm not saying anything to you, Sal.
08:58I hate seeing you this sad.
09:01Yeah, well, me too.
09:04Actually, it's relentless.
09:07I'm going to put an end to it.
09:09Today.
09:10Am I allowed to know what you're knowing about?
09:31A speech I'm not doing.
09:34Yeah? Can I help?
09:35What, empower women by getting a man to write it for me?
09:40Yeah, well, it is empowerment, really, if you think about it, isn't it?
09:43Getting a bloke to do your bidding.
09:45Talking of getting a bloke to do your bidding, I'm still waiting on those passwords.
09:49Unless you want to pay interest on those invoices.
09:51You know what, he's right about one thing. He's right about one person being across all the finances.
09:55But personally, I think it should be the longest-serving manager.
09:59As opposed to a family member?
10:01So nepotism trumps service now, does it?
10:03It would for me.
10:05Everything's a power to everyone.
10:07Look, will you stop bickering?
10:09I was running businesses when this lad was still in nappies.
10:12I'll be running them when you're back in nappies, mate. How's that?
10:14Oh, for goodness sake!
10:16There's only about five years between you, and you're both acting like you're in nappies.
10:21But you're right.
10:23We don't want to be chucking passwords around like confetti.
10:28It's not secure.
10:29And this is a one-person job.
10:32So, Carl, you sort out the banking.
10:35Great. I've got to go to him literally every time I want to open an account.
10:39And Ryan! Ryan!
10:41You sort out the staff rotors.
10:44And when Carl wants anything sorted in that department, he'll have to come to you and ask you.
10:49Yeah?
10:51So, you behave yourself and you behave yourself.
10:54Get it, got it, good.
10:56Fine.
10:57Okay.
11:00Age before beauty, mate, please. By all means.
11:03I wonder what your running watch is going to make of your elevated heart rate.
11:14GPS static, heart rate elevated.
11:18A riddle.
11:19We should try and confuse it a bit more.
11:21No! A mighty lunch was promised, sire, and a mighty lunch shall be delivered.
11:26Tell you what, if a year ago someone had said to me that I would run five miles and a block,
11:32while the man who made it possible rustled up a...
11:35What was it you're making?
11:36It's like a veggie katsu curry thingy.
11:39Sounds very nice. I should probably get dressed. Black tie?
11:42Just a black tie, please.
11:44You'll be lucky.
11:45PHONE RINGS
11:48Hi.
11:49Er, leave it.
11:50What?
11:51Yeah, come up.
11:52It's, er...
11:54James.
11:55Oh.
11:56Said, er, something about...
11:58Gear?
11:59Gear?
12:00Well, I'm pretty sure you don't mean drugs.
12:02Hi.
12:03Oh, sorry.
12:05Busy.
12:06Oh, no, Theo was just rustling something up to reward me for all my training.
12:10Ah, hi, visitor chef's kiss, eh?
12:12That's him.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Is there something we can help you with, Jimmy?
12:16Foam rollers.
12:17Dom's evasion.
12:19Is there a duolingo for this?
12:21Delayed onset muscle soreness.
12:23Dom's.
12:24It's a lot easier to avoid with the right kit.
12:26I'll show you.
12:27Well, hang on, mate. It's wearing a dressing gown.
12:29Oh, I've hurt me eyes.
12:30Right.
12:31Lie down.
12:32It only hurt a bit.
12:34Alright.
12:35Er...
12:36What, like, here?
12:37Yeah, just there.
12:39That's the one.
12:41Right.
12:42How's that?
12:43Right, and then they're wearing this mat off of Royce so that the jigsaw will be more portable so when you are ready to come home...
12:48Which I'm not.
12:50No, honey, I'm just saying, okay? I mean, you'll have options.
12:53No, you haven't said that until, have you?
12:54No.
12:55About me coming home.
12:56What?
12:57You know, they've missed you, baby. They're keen to see you.
13:00You know, I'm not so sure about this now.
13:01Why?
13:02You know, I think maybe I was right in the first place about me being left alone.
13:06Hey!
13:07You never said the guy on reception was so hot.
13:09Mina?
13:10Wait to see Asha not flirt with the staff.
13:13Um...
13:14Someone not come with you?
13:15Er, she's hoping to.
13:17Yeah, I just thought it'd be earlier.
13:20Yeah, she just had to get an assignment in and get through a lecture, but honestly, she'll be here if she can.
13:26Until then, edge pieces.
13:29We were worried it might be a bit metaphor-y, you know, fold apart, get pulled back together, but honestly, we hadn't even thought of that.
13:36And we borrowed Royce's mat, so when you come home you can just fold it over and bring it back.
13:40When you're ready. Obviously.
13:42Oh, Lisa.
13:48Oh, Lisa.
13:50I am so sorry. I was saying to Carla, you two were such a power couple.
13:55Were?
13:57What?
13:59Well, if there's gossip, I want to know.
14:02It's not gossip. I wouldn't gossip. I didn't put it on the thread, did I?
14:07I mean, Sean would have.
14:08What's the thread?
14:09Oh, it's our Stitcher's WhatsApp group. It's just that I thought that you'd broken up, you know, from what Carla was saying.
14:17Oh, Lisa. I'm so sorry. I knew things that were difficult.
14:21Did you now?
14:23Lisa.
14:24I thought that we could have a chat. I mean, maybe we could do it out here in front of these two and then Sally can transcribe it onto the thread.
14:29What?
14:31Let's go to the house.
14:33The house?
14:35You mean our home?
14:41That food smells amazing.
14:43Are you torturing me into inviting you for lunch?
14:45Is that an offer?
14:46Uh, sorry. You don't run, you don't eat.
14:51Are you really going to condemn me to the chippy?
14:53I'm not trying to put chips in my head.
14:55Ooh, I've got to go. I've got a client in ten minutes.
14:58You can invite me another time. Maybe when you've got boxers on.
15:01Right, it's off.
15:03Keep the foam rollers till after the marathons. Do it every day, especially that calf.
15:07Right, see you later.
15:08Theo, in a bit.
15:09Yeah, in a bit, lad.
15:10Thanks.
15:16My legs really do feel better.
15:24Who's going to speak to you tonight?
15:26What, after you talk to all your employees about us?
15:29Oh, Lisa, I didn't.
15:31Well, I can't, can I?
15:33Not really. I have to keep secrets.
15:35Well, I was a bit thrown hearing them talk like that.
15:41I understand the pressure you're under, I really do.
15:44And honestly, I will do whatever it takes to ease some of that.
15:48Erm...
15:52In between, like, dealing with Becky, being all over her.
15:56What?
15:57Oh, come on, that's not fair, is it? She was scared and I was...
15:59Doesn't matter.
16:09I'll try harder.
16:11I can't do it anymore.
16:14I'm constantly angry...
16:17...and stressed...
16:19...or utterly miserable and just...
16:23...sidelined.
16:25Carla, look, today was an utter mess.
16:28All right, what, with Costello being attacked, Becky convinced it's a warning from the gang kick,
16:33thrown around these ridiculous allegations that he thinks it's Becky, it's just...
16:37That what? Attacked Costello?
16:39Yeah, which is ridiculous.
16:41But it just means I'm managing him and managing her and managing...
16:43I can't do this anymore.
16:45All right, I...
16:47I can't see it from all angles anymore.
16:51I'm sorry if that makes me selfish, but I can't.
16:56So what are you saying?
16:59I think we, erm...
17:04...should not...
17:06...be together.
17:10As in, you stay at the hotel.
17:12Not be together anymore.
17:14Us.
17:17It's one person less...
17:19...for you to manage.
17:21I didn't mean that.
17:22I...
17:26I need to go back to work.
17:34Carla's...
17:39I love you.
17:43I think these are Summer's tea.
17:44No, they're mine.
17:46See, if we would've just used the mat, things wouldn't have slid off.
17:49No, it's fine on the table.
17:51No other people can do something you lot have gone home.
17:54Yeah, but at least if it was on the mat...
17:56No, if you've come here to push me into going home...
17:58We wouldn't. We wanted to see you.
18:00Yeah, not Summer though.
18:01Oh, sorry.
18:03My flaming lecture ran over and then...
18:05...the bus driver had a stand-off with some lad who forgot his pass.
18:10I just...
18:11...got off and ran in the end.
18:13Hi, Asha.
18:14Hi.
18:15We've lost your teeth.
18:16We were comparing teeth and then the box went over and...
18:22Summer, you feeling alright?
18:25Summer?
18:28Summer?
18:30Summer?
18:32Summer, can you hear me?
18:33I decided against the black tie.
18:38I'd only got my dinner down here.
18:41What dinner?
18:43Well, the one that you were making.
18:48You seriously expect me to cook...
18:51...for every man you bring home and flirt with?
18:54No. What?
18:55What?
18:57First Pete.
18:59Now James.
19:01James was helping with...
19:04...our programme.
19:06Recovery.
19:10Did he turn you on?
19:12Of course not.
19:15You know he's playing you.
19:17Don't you?
19:19And you're just simpering around him.
19:21He wants work.
19:23Clients.
19:24He is a mate.
19:29Look at yourself.
19:31What do you see?
19:32Look, Todd.
19:34What do you see?
19:36Do you see a potential client?
19:38Or flirt?
19:40Stop it, alright?
19:41I'm not putting up with this.
19:43So you'll tell me to stop it, but not him?
19:45He wasn't pushing me around, was he?
19:47Pushing you around?
19:48If you want me to push you around, I'll push you around.
19:50Theo, stop it.
19:51Now look at yourself.
19:52Look, Todd.
19:53Stop it, Theo.
19:54Look!
19:55Have a look at yourself, Todd!
19:56No!
19:57Vroom!
19:58Whoa!
20:00Oh my god!
20:02Oh no!
20:04Oh no!
20:06I don't know.
20:36Watch your feet, yeah?
20:37I'm going to get your top.
20:39I need to put some pressure on it.
20:41All right?
20:41Just nice and easy.
20:44OK?
20:44Watch your feet.
20:46Todd, put some pressure on it, yeah?
20:49Look, I'll clean up the glass, all right?
20:57Hey, give us a right to scare, then.
20:58I thought you were unconscious.
21:00No, I just felt...
21:02Do you want me to get you an ambulance?
21:03No, no, no.
21:04Hey, look, you'll be fine, OK?
21:05You just need some rest.
21:06Yeah, Dad, just go on to get you some orange juice.
21:08Yeah, thanks.
21:09You've got to get a first aid, though.
21:11I am fine.
21:13Look, just drink some of this, all right?
21:16There you go.
21:17I'm supposed to be supporting you.
21:19I'm rubbish.
21:20Yeah, you're not rubbish.
21:21No, you're doing really well.
21:23Drink.
21:23Oh, I hate getting like this.
21:31Hey, look, things happen, OK?
21:32You can't blame yourself.
21:34Now let us look after you.
21:37No shame in being helped.
21:38Oh, just watch your feet.
21:50I've got most of it, I've got some glass on the floor.
21:52Just be careful.
21:53This needs to be a chin.
21:55No, no, it doesn't.
21:56We'll just get the, um, first aid kit and those plasters.
21:59What are they called?
21:59The butterfly.
21:59Yeah, OK.
22:03All right, just put some pressure on it.
22:06Just, just sit down.
22:07Take it easy, sit down.
22:11Yeah, OK, we'll go to the hospital.
22:13All right?
22:15You've had me scared to death, Todd.
22:18All right.
22:18I mean, obviously, it was the tug of war thing, you know?
22:21Because I was going one way and you were going to the other,
22:23and obviously I was trying to keep you still,
22:24and then you must have, you must have bounced off me
22:26and you've hit your head on the...
22:27You know what I mean?
22:32All right, look, um, I'll get your shoes and your coat.
22:36All right, just stay there.
22:44I thought we'd get married.
22:46Yeah, I've been working on me speech.
22:48I know you haven't.
22:50Um, Carla's weddings.
22:52Once, twice, third time a lady.
22:55Try five.
22:59Five?
23:01Well, you won't ruin your joke, why don't you?
23:03Well, everything else is getting ruined, so...
23:06On the house.
23:08Oh, well, fine.
23:08Don't look that bad.
23:09Ooh!
23:10Yeah.
23:14I really shouldn't, you know.
23:16Well, I'll sort that out for you.
23:18Don't worry about that.
23:19Listen, if you need somewhere to stay,
23:21I know he is a bit manic,
23:22but the sofa's always free.
23:24Hmm, sofa?
23:25More of a en suite kind of girl hotel, do you know?
23:28Yeah.
23:28Well, maybe I'll come and stay with you then.
23:30I'll send Maggie.
23:31Mm-hmm.
23:32Keep joking.
23:36Fine, please.
23:37Is it a table service, then?
23:40Er, only for people needing TLC.
23:42In my job, always.
23:43Will you do us a favour?
23:51Yeah.
23:53Will you pat me a case up?
23:55Yeah, well, of course, but...
23:57Don't try and talk me out of it, Ryan.
23:59Well, let me have one go.
24:00There's no point.
24:01I think you're being a little bit all or nothing.
24:04You know, together forever and never darken me door again.
24:07Eh?
24:07Now, Lisa loves you, OK?
24:09You love her.
24:11Now, the whole bit...
24:12the whole Becky thing.
24:16It's bonkers.
24:16Right.
24:17All right?
24:17Yeah, it's crazy.
24:18There's no map.
24:19And you definitely can't live like that, all right?
24:21You need space.
24:22So, ask for space.
24:25You know, I'm in the house.
24:27Eyes and ears.
24:29You know, if I think you've got a right to be suspicious,
24:31then I'll tip you off and you can take control.
24:33But right now, you're hurting, understandably.
24:35But don't let that be your map.
24:38That's what I'm saying.
24:39I'll tell you, I was so clumsy as a kid.
24:48Everybody naturally clumsy decides to become a scaffolder.
24:52I think...
24:52I think it's because I grew quickly.
24:56Yeah, you know.
24:58Tall.
25:00Never quite knew where I ended.
25:01My sister, she was, um, she was so jealous.
25:07Have you been taught?
25:09No.
25:09Being clumsy.
25:11All the, um, plasters and bandages and all that.
25:14Do you know?
25:15She was, with her pocket money, she bought a tin of plasters.
25:22She put them all over herself.
25:25And then she regretted it when she had to rip them off.
25:29Oh, easy.
25:30Easy take it.
25:31Be careful.
25:34Maybe that's what brought us together, eh?
25:37Our clumsiness.
25:38You know, I keep hearing the, er, the crack as you fell into the mirror.
25:48Imagine if I hadn't been there.
25:50And you'd knock yourself out cold.
25:53It doesn't bear thinking about.
25:55I'm going to wrap you up in cotton wool from now on.
25:58All right?
25:59All right?
26:05Do you want me to get you a drink?
26:08Yeah.
26:10A pint of IPA.
26:12Or maybe a tea.
26:15Yeah.
26:16Okay.
26:18I love you.
26:21I'm going to take care of you.
26:22All right?
26:26Doug Grimshaw?
26:27Tell me what I can do.
26:39If you don't want to talk about it, you know, how can we take your mind off things?
26:43Er, do you want to watch a film?
26:46Er, do you still laugh at cat videos?
26:51Clutching at straws now, aren't you?
26:52Okay.
26:54We don't have to talk about it.
26:59But you will get through this.
27:01You are the strongest woman I know.
27:06No.
27:07No, it's true.
27:08It's the only thing that kept me going when I knew how much you'd be hurting when I had to go.
27:17I knew you'd find a way to keep going for Petsy.
27:22And you will find a way now.
27:24Can we talk about something else, please?
27:32Okay.
27:35The tree.
27:38Let's put up the tree.
27:40You know, I bet Betsy still goes crazy for all the decks.
27:44Even at her age.
27:46Does she?
27:49Okay.
27:50We'll put up the tree for Betsy.
27:52And I'll put some mulled wine in a pan for you.
27:55Right?
27:57And I know I can't fix this.
28:00But boy, can I paper over the cracks.
28:10Right.
28:10I'm sure there's no more glass in it.
28:14So I'm just going to glue it now.
28:16No stitches, then?
28:18You know why I need to present it here with a cut, then?
28:22Am I out of date?
28:24Clearly been lucky.
28:25Until today.
28:28What happened?
28:28Uh, it was, um, the mirror.
28:35He, we had, um, brought it through to the living room.
28:40Part of...
28:42Anyway, it wasn't where it was supposed to be, and, uh...
28:47Well, you get confused, don't you?
28:49You said we brought it through to the living room.
28:55Who's we?
28:56Me and my partner.
28:58Okay.
28:59Did she or he?
29:00He.
29:02Was he there?
29:04Did he see it when it happened?
29:10Is there anything you want to tell me about it?
29:14Oh.
29:27Make yourself comfortable.
29:29Oh, you are.
29:30Oh.
29:31Argos sponsors Coronation Street.
29:33Do you have someone who can be with you?
29:44Yeah.
29:46Yes.
29:49Thanks, mate.
29:51Hey, sorry, I went to my wild tea chest.
29:54Is this your partner?
29:55Yeah.
29:55Theo?
29:57Todd's fine to go, Theo.
29:58Um, with head wounds, would you like to know someone's at home?
30:01Oh, yeah, don't worry about that. I'll, uh, keep me high.
30:03Okay.
30:03Any nausea, dizziness, anything of concern, please call the NHS helpline.
30:08Okay.
30:09Nice to meet you, Todd.
30:11Thanks.
30:12I'd say the same, but...
30:16Oh, we need, uh, super glue.
30:17In our first aid kit, apparently.
30:19Um, no.
30:20I'd rather you came back here next time you fall out with your own reflection.
30:24Oh, don't worry about there will not be a next time.
30:27I mean, it frightened me half to death.
30:29All right, then, no. Come on, love. Let's get you on.
30:32Thanks, Doc. I'll take care of it.
30:36Oh, God. He's still here.
30:38Look, I'm sorry for putting my foot in it before.
30:41Oh, so, don't worry about it, honestly.
30:44No offence, but your input on the disaster, which is my relationship,
30:49is rather minuscule.
30:50There are way bigger forces.
30:53Er, she means why.
30:53Oh, how do we work things out?
30:56The meeting was fine, by the way, so if you want to take tomorrow off...
31:00No. Business as usual.
31:07She is so stubborn.
31:10Why won't she take some time out?
31:12Stubborn women.
31:13I wonder what they're like to deal with.
31:15What's that supposed to mean?
31:17They need to sort things out.
31:20Someone needs to be watching what's going on in that house.
31:22I'm going to get another.
31:30You do know there's an actual law now about keeping Christmas in December?
31:34They were caught hanging decks in November.
31:35No, there's not.
31:38Yeah.
31:39It comes under statute of nuisance.
31:41Environmental Protection Act 1990.
31:42It was updated in 2024 while you were in hiding.
31:45No, because then all the shops would be closing down.
31:48And Freshco split the tree up in October.
31:49Not this year.
31:52You don't believe me, ask Chris.
31:55Hi, I'm contraband.
31:56Arrest me.
31:57It's only November.
31:59You're a flaming wind-up merchant.
32:02Yeah, well, you weren't sure I'd admit it.
32:04All right, maybe for a second.
32:08So, who's this?
32:09This is Chris Moose.
32:14Betsy bought him last year on top of the tree.
32:18She'd gone off angels.
32:23Right.
32:24Chris Moose, make yourself useful and ask Lisa to go and check on the mulled wine.
32:29Okay?
32:31Excuse.
32:32Oi, oi.
32:38One of the barmen just called in sick.
32:41The show department, eh?
32:42Send me an email.
32:43Seriously?
32:44Seriously?
32:45In my department, my rules.
32:46Send me an email.
32:47Like a paper trail so you can't undermine me.
32:49Email?
32:50It will be.
32:51And in this high, Ryan, okay?
32:52Do you prefer something more formal like dear Mr Connor?
32:55High, Ryan is fine.
32:56And I'll be emailing you some payroll to settle first thing, all right?
32:59Oi, stop showing us up, you.
33:00Lame Todd and Theo.
33:01I said I might join them for a run, so I'm sneaking a bit of light training.
33:08I will see you later.
33:11Cheers.
33:12Hey, Lee.
33:14You ready?
33:15Maybe I'll just talk to her tomorrow.
33:16You don't want to shut her in that house with the competition,
33:18thinking there's no way back for you, do you?
33:19You've got to keep hope alive for the both of you, so come on.
33:22I don't know what to say.
33:23Just tell her that you've taken some space for now,
33:27and that you'll want to keep talking.
33:29Will you trust me?
33:30Come on.
33:34Come on.
33:35Come on.
33:35Here we go.
34:01Packers of the case, eh, right?
34:04Oh, yeah.
34:05Good evening.
34:10Do you want any painkillers are out?
34:15I'm fine.
34:30I just need to sit down.
34:32I'll tell you what, we're going to have a word with Dev.
34:38We should sue him.
34:40Sue him?
34:42Yeah.
34:43That mirror is cheap.
34:45It's dangerous.
34:46It's an accident waiting to happen.
34:47I'm not sure you want to go down that route.
34:50Why is that?
34:55Well, just...
34:58He's going to want to know exactly what happened.
35:00Which was?
35:05We were both here.
35:06Yeah.
35:08I know.
35:10Because I was the one that got the tea towel and put it on your wound and was fretting.
35:16Look, a mirror that size shouldn't just shatter with the slightest knock.
35:19Not in a rental.
35:20It's not suitable.
35:21It wasn't just a knock.
35:23What was it then?
35:25What are you trying to say?
35:27Because I feel like you're trying to use this to have a go at me.
35:31Well, just...
35:33It was a bit more force than that.
35:40I was trying to move you.
35:43You were pushing me and then you fell into it.
35:48Right?
35:48Or if you're trying to use this as some sort of excuse to accuse me of something,
35:54then I want to hear it.
35:57What happened, Todd?
35:58Go on then, what happened?
36:02I'm tired.
36:04Maybe I should have a couple of painkillers and have a lie down.
36:08It's been a bit of a day.
36:09It was nice to see him.
36:39Well, you did well.
36:42A reassuring summer.
36:44At least I wasn't the one everyone was worrying about for once.
36:49You know, it's clever how the pieces kind of stick to the mat.
36:53Hmm.
36:55Makes it more portable.
36:57Yep.
36:57You know, maybe, erm, maybe it will be a good distraction.
37:04You know, the jigsaw, I mean.
37:07You know, give me something to do when I come home.
37:10I'm sure the others will come over.
37:13Help you finish it.
37:15If you wanted.
37:16If you wanted.
37:19Hmm.
37:21Yeah.
37:23Yeah, that'd be nice.
37:35Intriguing.
37:35What is that?
37:37It's just somewhere warm and hot.
37:40Like me.
37:41Get over yourself.
37:43But I know her thing.
37:44Well, you know, I'm thinking about it.
37:47With or without our little girl?
37:49Because, obviously, she'd be perfectly fine here with me.
37:52But, if you're thinking of taking her, maybe I could come too.
37:56You know, I've saved up a bit.
37:58We could take it in turns to go partying.
38:00You know, I've only just started looking, James, so...
38:03Look, I'll let you know when I've decided, yeah?
38:06Yeah.
38:06Get off home.
38:06All right.
38:12What do you mean you're not doing a speech?
38:16I'll get another round in.
38:17Pack me up here, please, Cal.
38:19I mean, I'm not doing a speech.
38:23I thought you decided you would.
38:25I'll mess it up.
38:26You won't.
38:27I will.
38:27Oh, yeah.
38:28Oh.
38:29Oh, someone smells amazing.
38:31What aftershave's that?
38:32She's talking about you.
38:34Not aftershave, no.
38:36Just in a shower.
38:37Oh.
38:38Smells like aftershave to me.
38:40You're wrong.
38:41Well, you need to learn how to take a compliment.
38:43Either that or stop smelling too good, babes.
38:45What can I get you?
38:46So, what have you messed things up?
38:47All right, I'll have a soda piece.
38:48Make mistakes.
38:50It shows people you can get things wrong and still be successful.
38:53It shows I'm incompetent.
38:55No.
38:57It shows that you're honest.
39:00Human.
39:02Fearless.
39:03That you can stand in your own truth.
39:05You know, give others the permission to fail.
39:08And let them know that I'm failing.
39:10You won't kill them.
39:11It's all part of the journey to success.
39:14Have you done this speech before?
39:17Often.
39:18To me under eights improv group.
39:21And if they can find a way to be fearless about messing things up,
39:26then you flaming well can.
39:27In fact, if you didn't mess things up, it'd be a wasted opportunity.
39:39Right.
39:40That's everything.
39:42Right, well, I guess I'll see you later.
39:44Yeah, but, er, if you want me to move out and all, then...
39:50No, right.
39:53No, of course I don't.
39:56Will you please tell Carla that I'd...
39:58Well, I'd like to keep talking.
40:01Keep trying.
40:05I can say the words, mate, but...
40:10I'll see you.
40:24Maybe it's for the best, you know?
40:28You're exhausted, you both are.
40:32It's just all got so extreme.
40:34I don't understand.
40:37So maybe she needs to go somewhere else to reset and...
40:40You know, you need to be taken care of.
40:43By someone who knows what you need.
40:49Yeah.
40:51More than I do.
40:56More wine.
40:58Maybe.
41:02Becky, what are you doing?
41:06I...
41:07I'm sorry, I just...
41:09I am in love with Carla.
41:14Sorry.
41:14I just hate seeing you hurting and, um...
41:21I used to know how to comfort you.
41:24How to make you feel better.
41:26Not like that.
41:28Okay.
41:29Okay.
41:30Just pretend that never happened.
41:32You know, I can't help how I feel.
41:34But I will manage it.
41:38I will.
41:40Yeah, we'll do that.
41:44Because if there's any way I'm going to get Carla back...
41:47Then I'm there.
41:49I'm doing it.
42:10There you go.
42:11Thanks.
42:15Thanks.
42:22What?
42:27Nothing.
42:28Are you sure?
42:30It looked like I had something to say.
42:35Well, it's...
42:38It's fine.
42:40I'll...
42:40No, no.
42:40Say it.
42:41Say it.
42:41Please.
42:41I mean, it's just...
42:48It's cold.
42:51Oh.
42:54I was meant to.
42:55It's just...
42:57You know, with, um...
42:59With me having to cook you food and training you and...
43:04And, you know, watching you...
43:06Roll around half-naked and flirt with James.
43:09On the floor and asking him to massage his leg.
43:11Trying to...
43:12And then you tripping into the mirror.
43:15Cutting yourself.
43:17And expecting me to take you to hospital.
43:21And then...
43:22Oh, you know.
43:24Coming home.
43:26And then you're accusing me of, um...
43:28What was it?
43:29Tripping you, assaulting you, or...
43:31Deliberately hurting you.
43:34Forgive me.
43:36For forgetting.
43:37To check the temperature of the meal that I made you with my elbow like I did all my other babies.
43:53Eat.
43:54Eat it.
44:07Eat it.
44:08Eat it.
44:08And if you've been affected by issues raised in tonight's programme, you can visit itv.com slash advice for support information.
44:37On the way next, it's the first live eviction on I'm a Celebrity.
44:42Get me out of here.
44:43Get me out of here.
44:43Get me out of here.
44:45Get me out of here.
44:55Get me out of here.
44:59And later.
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