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00:00THE END
00:18Do you remember when she did that reading at the cathedral?
00:22All dressed up in a school uniform.
00:24Feels like a million years ago.
00:26Hmm.
00:30We'll live with this threat for days.
00:33She's had months.
00:36Months of this torture.
00:40Come on, you've been up half the night. Why don't you go back to...
00:42I've been looking at loans.
00:45Look.
00:47I understand your reasoning.
00:51But paying Ray off is not gonna work.
00:54We have to try.
00:55He's gonna keep moving the goalposts.
00:57This so-called debt, it's not real.
00:59It's not an actual figure we need to clear.
01:01But if we pay him enough, he might move on, find somebody else to target.
01:07There is an alternative.
01:09Go on.
01:11We tell Cain.
01:15Then I just walked out.
01:17Well, the good news is the generator's fixed.
01:19Yeah?
01:20What's the bad news?
01:21The parts cost 80 quid, so that's the water bill up the spout.
01:24Tough week.
01:25Tough life.
01:26I'm just telling Matty about jacking me job in.
01:29Yeah, no wonder how anyone can work for that creep is beyond me.
01:31Well, you spurred him on.
01:32I'm sorry.
01:33I didn't want to leave you in a hole.
01:34A hole?
01:35You're his saviour.
01:36Am I?
01:37Too right.
01:38If you'd not offered me that job, I'd still be there now.
01:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:41I didn't offer you a job.
01:42What?
01:43Yeah, you did.
01:44But you said Moira could do with someone like me up at the farm, and he said something
01:54about cloning.
01:55Oh, Sam, no, mate, it were a joke.
01:59Not like a joke joke, you know, I meant like, I mean, you know, if she had the money, then
02:03of course she'd love to have you.
02:05So there is no job?
02:07Great.
02:08So you've chucked in your chips with no to go to.
02:11I never thought.
02:12Well, you'd better start thinking, hadn't you, about how you're going to get your job
02:16back.
02:21Hey.
02:22How's it going?
02:23Don't ask.
02:25Another day in the madhouse.
02:26Right, so I don't have to activate the card or anything, I can just use it.
02:31Great.
02:32Oh, no, you have been amazed balls, Rico.
02:37Aw, thanks, babes.
02:40Oh.
02:41So it's not a mistake.
02:43Fifteen glorious grand.
02:46Yeah, which doesn't belong to you.
02:48Not according to Rico.
02:49Whose name's there on the account, eh?
02:51Right, someone tell me what's going on.
02:52She got a letter from a bank.
02:53Not her bank, but...
02:54There's an account with a big lump sum of cash in it, with yours truly's name on it.
02:58Yeah, an account that she didn't even set up, using an address that she doesn't even live
03:02at.
03:03Doesn't that sound weird?
03:04Well, yeah, really weird, but what are you going to spend it on?
03:07She's not.
03:08Like hell, I'm not.
03:09This is my lucky day.
03:11Yeah, until the fraud squad get on your case.
03:13Could be identity theft carry.
03:14They could rack up bills in your name, apply for credit.
03:17You need to report it to the police.
03:19No.
03:20No way.
03:21I'm not having him involved in this.
03:22But he'd make mincemeat of Ray.
03:23You know he would.
03:24If he was a one-man ban, yeah.
03:25But we're way, way beyond that.
03:26We don't know what we're dealing with, how big this operation is.
03:27It wouldn't just be Cain, though, would it?
03:28He could get some other family from Ireland to back him up.
03:29And-and Ross.
03:30Drag even more people into it.
03:31We've seen what they're capable of.
03:32You add Cain into that mix, it could make things a thousand times worse.
03:35Supposedly, he loses his son.
03:36I'm not going to get away to the police.
03:37No, no way.
03:38I'm not having him involved in this.
03:39But he'd make mincemeat of Ray.
03:40You know he would.
03:41Drag even more people into it.
03:43We've seen what they're capable of.
03:44You add Cain into that mix, it could make things a thousand times worse.
03:48Supposedly, he loses his cool.
03:49Which he will.
03:50They could target Kyle, Isaac.
03:52They could livestream his entire family being run over.
03:54But-
03:55No, Rowan, I'm not going there.
03:56It's-it's bad enough having to stand by watching this psycho calls you up to Laurel
04:00without dragging more people into this mess.
04:03So we just carry on getting blackmailed, then?
04:06April at the mercy of their every sick whim?
04:09We're desperate, Marlon.
04:11We don't have a choice.
04:13Not everybody has a cane in their lives, but we do.
04:16And we need to take advantage of that.
04:22So we've got popcorn, nachos, pick a mix, you know, salsa.
04:25Someone's gone to town.
04:26Oh yeah, I mean the classic deserves a full, you know, cinema treatment.
04:29Oh, I wish for hands.
04:30Yo!
04:31Oh, you made it great!
04:33How'd you get in?
04:34Like I don't know where your spare key is.
04:36It's a bit early for lunch, innit?
04:37Nah, one and a half, this one, I'm going to join yous.
04:39Sorry, er, er, join, er...
04:41Yeah, do you want to switch the movie?
04:42Go for a little him.
04:43Ooh!
04:44We've got popcorn.
04:45Yeah, are these allowed?
04:46Er...
04:47Oh!
04:48Wait, Jimmy, Jimmy!
04:49What are you getting out to us?
04:50The drinks as well, mate?
04:51Mmm.
04:52Er, yeah.
04:53What have you got in there?
04:54Are these allowed, by the way?
04:56I think.
04:57I hope so.
04:58Do you want one?
04:59Oh, there we go.
05:00There we go, yeah.
05:01Here we go.
05:02How's about, hot and bransery, you and me and a plate for your stores?
05:05Oh, Arthur's out tonight, and the likelihood of me getting a babysitter in the run-up to Christmas
05:10is impossible.
05:11No hassle.
05:12What if I rustle up a three-course meal instead?
05:14What?
05:15What, you?
05:16King of Toasty?
05:17Yeah, well, I've got to learn sometime.
05:18Besides, I've bagged myself a new mentor, haven't I?
05:21Hey, mate, I was just telling Laurel what you're going to give me.
05:23You what?
05:24What, your famous tiramisu recipe?
05:27Oh, yeah, love that.
05:28Yeah, yeah, sure, no problem.
05:30I'll drop it on.
05:31Thanks, I owe you, mate.
05:33Here.
05:41Hello.
05:42Have some?
05:43Er, kind of, yeah.
05:46My car.
05:48What, what, can you give me for it?
05:50Are you getting rid of any more?
05:52Yeah, we just, we're downsizing.
05:54We just want a little run around for everyone for when she sells lessons, you know.
05:57And Ernie from the malt shovel, he's selling his hatchback, but he, er, he wants cash.
06:02What do you reckon?
06:03And when do you need it for?
06:05Er, today, tomorrow, latest, he's after a quick sale.
06:09Do you want to back up and start that again?
06:12What do you mean?
06:13Do you think I believe a word of that?
06:15Like I make it up?
06:17How many people do you think come in here and ask me to take a car off their hands?
06:20Cash.
06:21Same day.
06:22Come on, it's hardly stolen, Cain.
06:24Yeah, I know that, but what I don't know is why you need to get rid of it so fast.
06:29Forget it.
06:30Don't go stopping it.
06:31If you're not interested, I'll find someone else.
06:33Wow.
06:34What else have you got?
06:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:36Stop encouraging her.
06:37You promised you were going to ring the police.
06:38Well, yeah, I know.
06:39And then I thought, how often do you get 15k for free?
06:40How many more times?
06:41It's not your account.
06:42Oh, semantics.
06:43It's all Codswallop.
06:44I learnt that from Radio 4.
06:45That's the perks of living with your granddad.
06:46And what sort of perk is that?
06:47The perk of nicking money from some bank account she knows nothing about.
06:48Some scam artist has set one up in her name.
06:50It's got alarm bells all over it, but clearly it's worth it to dress up in whatever that is.
07:08Oi!
07:09This is couture.
07:10Anyway, it's free money.
07:11Only it's not though, is it?
07:12No.
07:13It certainly is not.
07:15Can you talk some sense into her?
07:18I think I'd stand a better chance if I did that on my own.
07:25See ya.
07:26Bye.
07:27Bye.
07:28Like I'm going to take any advice from you and your dodgy details.
07:33I set up that account.
07:36What?
07:37Well, no.
07:38Forget it.
07:39It's worth double that.
07:41No, no.
07:42No.
07:43Forget it.
07:44I'll find some other chancer.
07:46If you're short on money, I can find you some work.
07:52How the hell did you get in?
07:54I thought you would have started locking your doors by now.
07:57Well, maybe I would if my head wasn't all over the shop.
08:01But still.
08:02You really should be careful.
08:03You never know who's going to walk in.
08:05A thousand scum in my time, but you!
08:07Careful, Marlon!
08:09Now, I have been very understanding up to this point.
08:13But my patience is wearing thin.
08:15How much?
08:16What?
08:17How much is this debt?
08:19What's it going to cost to get you out of our lives?
08:22Oh.
08:23Finally.
08:24We got there in the end.
08:26Hmm.
08:27Uh.
08:2820K.
08:2920.
08:30Yeah.
08:31And that's not just for drugs.
08:32Covering up a murder does not...
08:33I'll get it.
08:34I haven't got it, no, but I'll get it.
08:35I'll get it.
08:36Well.
08:37Until you do, April gets back to work.
08:38She's had enough time off.
08:39If you seriously think I'm ever gonna let her deal for you again, you must be tapped.
08:44Well.
08:45Here's what I think.
08:46I think you haven't got a choice.
08:48You owe me big time, and I want paying.
08:49And I want paying.
08:50I want paying.
08:51What?
08:52What?
08:53What?
08:54What?
08:55What?
08:56What?
08:57What?
08:58What?
08:59What?
09:00What?
09:01What?
09:02What?
09:03What?
09:04What?
09:05What?
09:06What?
09:07What?
09:08What?
09:09What?
09:10What?
09:11What?
09:12What?
09:25What?
09:26What?
09:27What?
09:29What?
09:30Someone to tell me what's going on?
09:32Just, it's a private discussion.
09:34He was threatening you.
09:35Ah, ah. Now, I never threatened anybody.
09:38I simply said that Marlon here owes me some money.
09:41Which, you do, don't you, Monon?
09:44Good. Um, do you want to tell the nice man what happened?
09:51I ran into the back of his car. It's why I didn't need the money so fast.
09:54You see, I am the victim here.
09:58You will be, pal. You try leaning on him again.
10:01Well, I am out of pocket. Am I supposed to let that slide?
10:06Do one!
10:18I needed to find a safe place to put some money.
10:22Should I have to go into care,
10:26all the money that's in my account,
10:29all my savings, all that I've worked hard for,
10:32could be obliterated.
10:36This is the best way to safeguard the future.
10:41Protect the people I love.
10:43Eric, I don't know what to say.
10:46You're not, you're not angry.
10:50Angry?
10:51Who?
10:52No!
10:53You've just gifted me 15k.
10:55No, that's not for you, it's for Jacob.
11:02You are.
11:03Why didn't you put it in his name?
11:05Well, you saw the way he reacted.
11:07If he found out that I was siphoning money.
11:13Dodging the tax man.
11:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, is this illegal?
11:18Technically, I'm only allowed to give 3,000 pounds a year.
11:23Right.
11:24So why is there 15 in an account in my name?
11:27Because if anything should happen, you could give it to Jacob.
11:31How could you do this behind my back?
11:35Do you know if I hadn't found that letter,
11:37what would you have done with it?
11:39Burnt it.
11:41And I told you.
11:42When, Eric?
11:44From beyond the grave?
11:46What would you have done?
11:47Spelt it out in a Ouija board.
11:48Do you know what?
11:49I cannot even look at you right now.
11:52You sneaky underhand snake.
11:57Things got out of hand yesterday.
12:02Let me guess, you're now here to ask for your job back.
12:05I shouldn't have spouted all that stuff.
12:07No.
12:08No, you shouldn't have.
12:10But we have been here before, haven't we?
12:13The only difference is, this time,
12:15you have successfully freed yourselves
12:16from the shackles of employment.
12:20You are?
12:20To be honest, I'm not even sure whether we need a gamekeeper.
12:25To be quite frank,
12:26erm, you were a financial burden.
12:29A surplus to requirements.
12:31Well, that's rubbish.
12:32You can't just let porches run amok.
12:34No, no, this is the age of technology.
12:36They have camera traps, drones.
12:39There is a, there is a myriad of technology
12:42that makes little old you rather redundant.
12:46So, what?
12:47That, that's it.
12:48I'm, I'm sacked.
12:50No.
12:51No, no.
12:52You quit.
12:54Which means no severance pay.
12:55However,
13:02I'm not a vengeful man, and as you know,
13:06I'm a big fan of charity.
13:09What's that mean?
13:11You can have your job back.
13:13Lucky for you, you still have your advance
13:15you need to pay back.
13:19Sam?
13:19I'll see you tomorrow.
13:22Don't be late.
13:23Okay, what was all that about?
13:29Just making him sing for his supper.
13:33If you want to play cat and mouse,
13:35find some other target.
13:36You didn't hear the things he said about me.
13:38Sam and Lydia are extended family,
13:40and they'll be treated as such.
13:44And what's all this about in advance?
13:46So how much damage are we talking?
13:51A grand.
13:52You, you, you ran off your cat for a grand.
13:54No, we're not right now.
13:55I told you, with downsizing,
13:57this, it just, it sped things up.
13:59Well, why not go through the insurance?
14:01Cos.
14:02I forgot to renew.
14:04You forgot?
14:05I've kind of had other things on my mind,
14:07like driving my daughter to hospital
14:08to see a boyfriend on life support.
14:09Yeah, but-
14:10What's with all the questions?
14:12I screwed up, okay?
14:15Right, I'll take a look, see what I can do.
14:18Do?
14:18The car.
14:20Tell him to bring it round to me.
14:22No, he's already taken it in.
14:24Well, no wonder you're being fleeced.
14:26Why didn't you come to me?
14:27Because for once, just once,
14:29I wanted to sort something out of my own.
14:30Is that so difficult to understand?
14:36You sure that's all there is to this?
14:38Sorry, is that not enough?
14:39I've committed a crime.
14:41I've, I've racked up a grand's worth of dance.
14:43I'm sorry, that's not dramatic enough for you.
14:44What?
14:45Just calm down.
14:46Nobody's died.
14:47We sold the car now, anyway.
14:49So, this time tomorrow, I'll be out of the hole.
14:51It's sorted.
14:56So, it's all sorted, then?
14:58Joe toyed with him a little.
15:00Well, as long as he's got his job back,
15:02that's all I care about.
15:03Oh, he told me about Jason Donovan, the ticket.
15:08It was meant to be tonight.
15:09Oh, you must be so disappointed.
15:11I think gutted is the word.
15:14Sam had it all planned out.
15:15He was going to put them in an envelope with,
15:17especially for you, on the front,
15:19and sealed with a kiss on the back.
15:21Aww.
15:22I know, tacky.
15:23But sweet, eh?
15:25Anyhow, it's probably for the best.
15:28If that had been Neil Diamond,
15:30I'd have put a hit on those scammers.
15:32Oh, I don't have time to be worrying about them.
15:33I've got enough on me mind.
15:35Oh?
15:36It's Christmas fair.
15:37It's a right mess.
15:38And it's going to take hours to get it back on track.
15:41We've sold hardly any tickets, nothing's organised,
15:43and the only act we've got is Bob.
15:45Bob?
15:46I know.
15:47Well, we don't have any money.
15:49Which brings me to the raffle.
15:51Now, I know you said...
15:53Let's see what we can find, shall we?
15:55Oh, bless you.
15:57Now, I don't want to put too much pressure on you,
16:00but anything that you can do
16:01to sprinkle some kim-tape magic.
16:03Oh.
16:06Well, how about a bottle of wine?
16:09Wine?
16:11Well, it is for a kid's charity.
16:13Yeah, but the raffle's for adults, presumably.
16:16I suppose so.
16:18Oh.
16:19There you go, then.
16:20Ta.
16:21Don't mention it.
16:22Right, well, erm...
16:24I'd best be getting off.
16:26Thanks again.
16:27Okay.
16:46So, why don't you put your feet up and put the kettle on?
16:49You're not joining me, then?
16:50I will.
16:51I'm just going to grab the recipe,
16:52and then I'll be home.
16:53Oh, home?
16:54Oh.
16:55Is that what you're calling it?
16:57Sorry, I didn't mean to sell.
16:58No, no.
16:59I like it.
17:00No more sorries.
17:09Hey.
17:10I do not appreciate threats from your inbred family.
17:17I've shook Cain down.
17:18Well, you may have.
17:19Because that quote I gave you is a limited offer.
17:22It will go up the longer I have to wait.
17:24So, if I were you, I would pay up.
17:26I would pay up.
17:27And I would pay up now.
17:28Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
17:41It doesn't show signs.
17:43That was sick.
17:44We've got to do this again sometime.
17:45Here.
17:46Have you ever seen a shark naido?
17:47That is well wicked.
17:48You'd love that.
17:49No way.
17:50I am not watching that with you again.
17:51He's well picky.
17:52All right.
17:53Okay.
17:54How about shark inside?
17:55No, no, no, no.
17:56Six-headed shark attack.
17:57That's the best.
17:58How many times, Cammy?
17:59Nothing with sharks in it.
18:00Fine.
18:01Well, I'm again and then.
18:02And I've got it on Blu-ray.
18:04You ain't a bit losers.
18:06Bye, Cammy.
18:08Get out.
18:09Oh.
18:14What's he like, eh?
18:16He told me what was gonna happen in every scene.
18:18Yeah, well, that's Cammy for you.
18:19Well, what about next time, just you and me?
18:22Oh, you fancy doing it again, then?
18:24Yeah, it was fun.
18:26Oh, in the meantime, I've got a little gift.
18:28A copy of a Christmas carol.
18:30I thought you could, you know, read it by tomorrow
18:32and tell me what you think.
18:33The whole thing?
18:35Yeah, it's really thin, you know,
18:36only takes a couple of hours.
18:38Less time than Die Hard.
18:39Really?
18:41It's got to look.
18:42It's my copy as well.
18:43Oh.
18:44This book belongs to Lewis Wharton.
18:45Uh-huh.
18:50Is that it?
18:51Tell me about it.
18:53It's in Pollard's for a fiver.
18:55Main thing is, you got your job back.
18:58Oh.
18:59Should have seen Joe.
19:01Watching me grovel here.
19:02He loved it.
19:03Calling me a charity case.
19:05He did what?
19:07Told you they're as bad as your chubby.
19:09Nothing surprises me when it comes to him.
19:11But Kim, she's all smiles one day, saying she sees us like family.
19:15Yeah.
19:16Family you take the mick out of.
19:18Family you palm cheap booze off on.
19:21They love it.
19:22Watching us scrabbling around for pennies.
19:25Spending more on epoxy lunch than we spend on grub in a month.
19:28Family don't do that.
19:31No.
19:32They don't.
19:33They don't.
19:3420,000?
19:36We don't have that sort of money.
19:38That's why we need to sell the car.
19:40Where are we supposed to get the rest?
19:41Like I said, I've been looking at loans.
19:43Oh, Marlon, do you really think they'll give us one?
19:45We're already up to our eyes in debt.
19:47Like, trial cost enough and all those weeks that April was missing.
19:50No, we've got to be realistic.
19:52Then we have to find some other way.
19:54Please.
19:55I need you to be with me on this.
19:57What's to stop Ray from putting the rug from under us, eh?
19:59Taking the 20,000 and then continuing with the threats.
20:03He's hardly a man of his word.
20:04Nothing.
20:05Absolutely nothing.
20:06But if there's any way of ending this, this hell, then we've got to at least try.
20:13And he swears, does he?
20:16That it will all be over.
20:1820,000 pounds.
20:19No more debt.
20:20No more intimidation.
20:22That's what he says.
20:24Then we just have to hope that he sticks to his word, eh?
20:36Oh, I could get used to this.
20:39Days off.
20:41Getting pampered.
20:43Should be a regular thing.
20:45Hmm.
20:47Yeah?
20:48Hmm.
20:51Oh.
20:52Oh.
20:53I'm calling.
20:58Hmm.
20:59Who are you?
21:00James Bond?
21:01I wish.
21:02Nightmare customer.
21:03You're not gonna get it?
21:05Nah.
21:06Let him wait.
21:07Hmm.
21:08He was supposed to pay up front, but...
21:10Looks like I'll have to wish you a payment plan.
21:12Oh, I hate those things.
21:14I know.
21:15You never pay off what you owe.
21:17Hmm.
21:18It can take...
21:19Years.
21:20Hmm.
21:21What can I say?
21:23Some people you just can't help.
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21:28Thanks a lot.
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21:39I hope you're not alone.
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