Smiling Friends S03E08 The Glep Ep 1 H 264

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00:00Happy Holidays, boys! It's time for your yearly performance review.

00:13First off, Pim and Charlie, you guys made 126 people smile this year.

00:18That's seven more than last year. That's pretty good.

00:22Yes! How wondrous!

00:24Yeah, that was mostly me, but that's pretty cool.

00:27And Alan, you've done stuff too, right? Emails, documents, and... great job, man.

00:33Thank you, Master.

00:35And Glep. Oh, uh, looks like he's not here.

00:38Well, I'm sure he's off working on some really important stuff.

00:44What is Glep's job, exactly?

00:47Uh, well, he's the... the... well, he does a lot of work, right?

00:54I don't know. I mean, whenever I see him, he's just on his iPad playing games and watching movies.

00:58Yeah, I thought that was his job or something. I was kind of always unsure.

01:02What? So he just does nothing all day?

01:06Yeah, but I mean, I thought you knew that. Like, I mean, you've seen him sitting on the beat bag before, right?

01:10I... I just thought he was taking breaks from working so hard.

01:14Nope. The lazy bastard doesn't do anything.

01:17Fuck, man! What the fuck?!

01:19This needs to change.

01:21Where is he?

01:27Yo, Glep.

01:29Huh?

01:30What do you actually do around here, man?

01:32Uh, would you, uh...

01:34No, I'm not being funny right now, man. Like, like, what do you do at this company?

01:37Can you name one thing? W-what do you do here?

01:40Name one. One thing.

01:42Why did I even hire you in the first place, man?

01:51Oh, you quit?!

01:52You can't quit because you're fired!

01:54Get out! Get out! Get out!

01:59Well, that sucked.

02:00Alright, I'm gonna go take a dump.

02:07Hmm.

02:08Yeah.

02:09Poor Glep.

02:10Yeah.

02:11It's gonna be weird, the group chat now.

02:12Oh, yeah.

02:13We should kick him.

02:15Sorry, which group chat is that?

02:17Oh, yeah, it's just like a stupid group chat we do where it's like...

02:20It's not even that good.

02:21It's like we just send funny stuff and making sure they laugh.

02:23But yeah, it's not even...

02:25It sucks.

02:26It's not even good.

02:27Glep, you spend too much time at work and give me no attention and it make me sad.

02:42I'm going back to my home country for the holidays.

02:45Gushnya!

02:52In other news, there were 50 stabbings today.

02:54I'm sleeping with my sister.

02:59Drop it!

03:00Drop it!

03:01Drop it!

03:02Try that.

03:23Let's see.

03:24What can I get for you?

03:25Sure.

03:26Can I see some ID?

03:27Goddamn, man. You was born in 329 A.D.? You must have seen some crazy fucking crap in your time, dude.

03:48Sir, this thing was caught stealing apples from the apple market.

03:52Hmm, an interesting little critter. Why should I not kill you now?

04:02What? That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life! I hate that! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I'm going insane!

04:13Oh, my God. The Emperor is dead.

04:15What do we do now?

04:23Oh, no! Bavarians!

04:28Hey, Red. You should probably leave.

04:39That's him right there. That's the witch. I saw him do a magic spell and turn milk into yogurt.

04:45Thanks for us! Kill him! Kill him!

04:50Any last words, witch?

05:07You are?

05:08Oh, my God, man, it was so funny.

05:18What was it?

05:18It was like 10 or 20 British dudes or something like that.

05:20Yeah, yeah, dude.

05:21And they came and they fucking, oh, my God, man.

05:24And when they say to me, like, oh, where's my tea?

05:27Or some shit like that.

05:28I was like, um, how about now?

05:32It was so good.

05:33It was so funny, man.

05:34Yeah, I remember when he hit the fucking thing with the thing.

05:37Yeah, yeah, that was so funny.

05:40That was so funny.

05:49Okay.

05:53Um, who invited him again?

05:55I think it was Ben.

06:00Anyway, I think I might call it, actually.

06:03I'm getting pretty sleepy.

06:04All right.

06:04Yeah, I think it's time.

06:06Same.

06:06All right, see you later.

06:07Wow, that's crazy.

06:14So, you're saying you went to space?

06:17No, he didn't say anything like that.

06:18I don't think you were listening.

06:20What he was saying is he's been around for centuries and he's never been able to fit in anywhere.

06:24Wait up, man.

06:25What the fuck?

06:25You started the bubonic plague?

06:27Huh?

06:28You think that's funny?

06:29What the fuck, man?

06:30Fuck you.

06:31You're a sick fuck, man.

06:32Look, I like your story, but I think it's best if you leave.

06:37Yeah, that's right.

06:38Leave, motherfucker.

06:40Plague starter.

06:40Go to hell, dude.

06:42Fuck you.

06:43Guys, come on.

06:44Can we all say a prayer for the victims of the plague, please?

06:46Yes.

06:49Heavenly Father, we ask for your mercy and grace for the 25 million plague victims.

06:53Oh, you're new here.

07:23Well, guess what, kid?

07:24Nobody gives a damn.

07:25This city will chew you up and spit you out.

07:29I just lost everything in a goddamn market crash.

07:33I'm so fucked.

07:37Oh, okay.

07:38It's going to be fine?

07:39Awesome.

07:41Give me one good reason why I shouldn't pull the trigger.

07:44You just made me smile, even though my life is terrible.

07:58Wait, that's it.

07:59This is my next business idea, making people smile.

08:02We can start a business that does exactly that.

08:05What do you say?

08:06Hey.

08:07Eh.

08:24Yo.

08:25Hey, Glep.

08:26Look, uh, I may have gone a little too far when I fired you.

08:33I was thinking why we started this business in the first place, and it was because of you, man.

08:37If you want to sit on the beanbag and do nothing, that's fine with me.

08:41That's who you are and why you're so freaking cool, Glep.

08:44No need to apologize, man.

08:49Want to come back?

08:51Yeah.

08:52Yippee!

08:53Hooray!

08:57Thanks, everyone, for coming to the supper room for Christmas dinner.

09:00Got to use this room more often.

09:03Father, may I have some peas, please?

09:06Yes, you may, son.

09:07Thank you for asking me nicely.

09:11Mmm, nutritious.

09:14Wow, you grew up so fast.

09:16So do you still run around a lot at home and stuff like that?

09:19No, I haven't run around in a while.

09:21I just do crypto stuff now.

09:23Oh, cool.

09:25You have gravy all over your face.

09:26Hey, don't touch me.

09:28Don't ever touch me.

09:30Oh, Glep, I'm so sorry we had that horrible fight.

09:33To make it up to you, I made the dish of my home country.

09:37This force is a miracle.

09:40So despite being a weird little green freak that no one understands,

09:44Glep finally figured out where he belongs.

09:47Which just goes to show that no matter how different we all are,

09:51everyone can get along with each other.

09:53Except for a certain group of people.

09:56You know who I'm talking about.

09:59Excuse me?

10:02What?

10:03What did you just say?

10:04I was just wrapping up the episode, you know.

10:06You said something about a certain group of people.

10:09Oh, it was a joke.

10:09Which group were you talking about?

10:11It was a joke, but it didn't land as much as I thought.

10:13But it doesn't matter.

10:14I guess, you know, whatever.

10:16Whatever.

10:18Cha-cha-cha.

10:19But I'm just curious, you're not going to say what group it was?

10:22You don't want to say which group?

10:24It was the group that was supposed to be a mind experiment.

10:28Whoever came to your mind.

10:30But it was a joke.

10:31It doesn't matter.

10:31It didn't land as much as I thought.

10:33Just say the group, dude.

10:34Just say what the group is.

10:35Sorry, I'm with Charlie here, and we don't even know who you are.

10:38Who are you?

10:39Yeah.

10:39How did you get into here?

10:40This is a private event.

10:41I don't know.

10:42I don't know.

10:43I don't know.

10:49We ask that you bring them to greener pastures and help them gain way through the pearly gates

11:05and into an eternal life of bliss and love.

11:09In Jesus' name.

11:10Amen.

11:11Bye.

11:12Have a great night.

11:12Goblin corn on cake.

11:19Bye.

11:20Bye.

11:21Bye.

11:22Bye.

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