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00:00Come on, Joe's up! Hit!
00:03Very nice.
00:05All right, Joe, let's hustle up. Daylight's burning.
00:07Come on, let's hustle up. Daylight's burning.
00:09Okay, I'm okay. Sorry. Yeah, my bad.
00:12Oh, looks like the possum made another hole in the mat.
00:15All right, just flip it on over.
00:16Got it.
00:18Ooh.
00:19Ew. Oh, hell.
00:20What the ?
00:21Let's flip it back.
00:22Do I gotta touch it?
00:23Yeah, you're right. I was kidding.
00:24In order to build a successful cheer team,
00:26you need poise, athleticism, and most importantly, money.
00:29For things like uniforms, clean mats, a functioning gym.
00:33And back at SJSJC, we had all that.
00:35I mean, hell, 80% of the athletics budget
00:37went directly to the cheer team.
00:39And here, we got zilch not a...
00:42Not a ton of poison athleticism, either.
00:44Steven!
00:45But money, that's something that's within our reach.
00:48And by God, I'm gonna find it.
00:49Five, six, seven, dip.
00:51The good news is, even with all that,
00:53the team is starting to settle into a rhythm.
00:56Yes! All right!
00:58The bad news is, it's raining inside the gym.
01:03And it hadn't rained outside for five years.
01:06I would not do that.
01:07Mmm. Dates like soda.
01:09Ooh, that burns.
01:10Ooh, that burns.
01:11Call somebody!
01:12That burns!
01:13Okay, let's go!
01:14Okay, let's go!
01:15Okay, let's go!
01:16Okay, let's go!
01:17Five, six, seven!
01:18Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
01:19Okay, bye, Boone!
01:20Love you, honey!
01:21Oh, hold on, baby!
01:22Hey!
01:23Hi, you taking off?
01:24Yeah.
01:25Okay, you're not leaving me here alone with a girl, though, right?
01:28Sally?
01:29No, I'm dropping her at the candy-button factory.
01:30Why?
01:31Where's the problem?
01:32Okay, no, no, no problem.
01:33She's sweet as a peach.
01:34I just do not know how to talk to her.
01:37Um, it's like I'm stuck in an awkward elevator ride with a girl who's living inside of my house.
01:43I'm ready!
01:44Hey, Coach Potter.
01:45Hey, boy, Coach Potter.
01:47Hello, Sally.
01:57Well, this is my floor.
02:02What that toe?
02:03What's up?
02:04Yeah.
02:05All right, y'all.
02:06Yeah!
02:07Let's get to it!
02:08Yeah, come on!
02:09Let's get to it, y'all!
02:10Giddy up!
02:11DeMarcus, why are you walking like that?
02:12Sorry, Coach.
02:13I played a pickup game of basketball last night.
02:15These dudes was talking trash.
02:16You know DeMarcus had to go dunk on them!
02:18Truth is, I've been tap dancing since I was four.
02:21Last night I had a recital, and I went a little too hard on my Maxi Ford.
02:32Okay, well, no dunking until Daytona.
02:34All right?
02:35Today we will...
02:36Peaches, get off that thing before I toss it in the lake.
02:38Sorry, it's my pot of a sister giving me crap.
02:41She's pissed that I'm in college, and she's not.
02:43Well, I am sorry about that, but she...
02:45Wait, can she cheer?
02:46Oh, you guys don't know her, so you don't get why that's so...
02:50Hey!
02:52Stupid.
02:53Peaches isn't so much a cheerleader as she is a criminal who tumbles.
02:57But she just has so much potential.
02:59I just haven't quite found the right way to motivate her yet.
03:02You see, cheerleaders, they respond to different things.
03:04DeMarcus's praise, Steven's praise, Madonna's praise.
03:08Basically, everybody's praise, except Peaches, who just does not care.
03:13Woo! Nice tumble, Peaches!
03:14Off, nerd.
03:15Got it. You know I will.
03:16I'm gonna keep trying, though.
03:19I will find it.
03:21Today we will continue drilling down on our wall cup extensions.
03:24Ugh!
03:25They're so basic.
03:26Can't we do something more exciting?
03:28Yeah, I'm with ZZ on this.
03:29I'd rather suck out of a whale's .
03:33Sorry, I'm not trying to be rude.
03:35Try harder, honey.
03:36Lest we forget, the last time we tried something fancy,
03:39didn't turn out so great.
03:41So, until we get our star flyer back,
03:43we are going to continue with the basics.
03:45Yeah. Basics are cool.
03:46Any idea when Busted Barbie will be back?
03:48Whenever she heals up,
03:49or whenever she gets kicked off Love Island, Poland,
03:51it's whatever comes first.
03:53I'm here.
03:59Sorry I'm late.
04:00Good night alive, girl.
04:02Yeah.
04:03I've been pulling double shifts at the candy button factory
04:04to get ready for button day.
04:06What in the world is button day?
04:12You're serious?
04:13Button day is the greatest day of the year.
04:15Yeah.
04:16It's basically a federal holiday in Hedleston.
04:18The button factory hosts a big festival
04:19where the owner reveals the new button flavor.
04:22It can be a tiny bit stressful, though.
04:25The unveiling of the flavor is a huge secret,
04:28and I would never forgive myself
04:29if I was responsible
04:30for accidentally ruining this prize for anyone.
04:33And I know what you're thinking,
04:34but it's not blue, so you can keep on kissing.
04:38All right, let's get cracking, y'all.
04:40Or we're going to have to do two-a-days on Friday.
04:41We can't practice Friday, silly.
04:43School's closed.
04:44Whole town is shut down for button day.
04:45Okay, we'll do two-a-days on Thursday then?
04:47That won't work either.
04:48Thursday is button day eve.
04:49All right, Wednesday.
04:50Wednesday is closed in anticipation.
04:52Tuesday?
04:53Tuesday is a travel day.
04:54Okay.
04:55Well, if the whole dang town's about to be shut down,
04:56we better get going, huh?
04:57We got to get to Daytona, yeah?
04:58Yep.
04:59All right.
05:00I'm going to count you off.
05:01And five, six, seven...
05:04Oh, that leak is getting worse.
05:08Okay.
05:09All right.
05:10You know what?
05:11Sometimes life is going to present you with obstacles.
05:14But you could use them to your advantage.
05:16All right?
05:17This is going to be a great lesson.
05:18You hear that?
05:20I'm going to count you off to the sound of this leak.
05:23Let's go.
05:24Get ready.
05:25And five, six, seven, eight.
05:27Go.
05:28One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
05:31And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
05:34Keep going.
05:35It's a little fast, but I know that we can keep it together,
05:37and we've got to...
05:38Okay.
05:39Oh!
05:40Oh, sweet Moses.
05:43You know what?
05:44Let's just take 15, y'all.
05:45Yeah?
05:46And we'll go talk to somebody.
05:53You wanted to see me?
05:54Yeah.
05:55Hey, Dot.
05:56I just wanted to ask you a question about the...
05:57Oh.
05:58Why is there no money for the gym?
06:00Are you accusing me of using school funds
06:02to get my hair and makeup done?
06:05Because you will never be able to prove it.
06:09Dot?
06:10The gym?
06:11If it's that important,
06:12you should go see the school's benefactor.
06:14Okay, where might that be?
06:15The Candy Button Factory.
06:17Open every day, except Christmas and Tuesday.
06:22Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with me, Mr. Blimpf.
06:25It's schlimf.
06:27It's not blimpf with a B?
06:29No.
06:30It's schlimf.
06:31With a sh.
06:32Sh.
06:33No, not sh.
06:34Sh.
06:35Sh.
06:36Sh.
06:37It's sh.
06:38Just give me a little look at your mouth.
06:39Sh.
06:40Oh.
06:41Well, it is just so good to meet you, Mr.
06:45You.
06:46Where are you from?
06:47I'm just, I'm detecting a slight German accent.
06:49Got a little hun in my background, too.
06:51Probably why so many people call me hun.
06:53No, I was born and raised here in Hiderstein.
06:56My grandparents, the schlimfs, left Europe after the Second World War in 1946.
07:02And we settled here in Hiderstein.
07:04We took over the receipt and paper airplane factory and we've been bumping out candy buttons ever since.
07:10So your family was persecuted?
07:13By the end of the war, yes.
07:16By the very, very end.
07:17Mm-hmm.
07:18I'm the cheer coach at Hiderstein.
07:23Hiderstein.
07:24Yes.
07:25As the school's largest benefactor, I was just hoping that you could direct some of those
07:29funds towards my cheer team.
07:31We are, after all, the candy buttons.
07:34Mm-hmm.
07:35It's impossible.
07:36My sole focus is making the most dazzling, spectacular button day yet.
07:41Okay, well, if you're looking for spectacle, that's what my team does best.
07:46Look at this.
07:49She has flown.
07:51I know.
07:52Oh!
07:53Oh!
07:54Yeah.
07:55You can do zis.
07:56But, um, that's my old team.
07:57If you can do zis at button day, I will write you a giant check.
08:04How big a check are we talking?
08:06Real big.
08:09You got yourself a deal.
08:10Ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:11Hey!
08:12Hey, can I ask you something?
08:14Of course.
08:15I'm a figuratively open book.
08:17What's behind that deal?
08:18Don't ask about that door.
08:19You don't even look at that door.
08:21Yes.
08:22Yes.
08:23Yes.
08:24Okay.
08:25Okay.
08:26I just gotta see which of my girls can make a spectacle and fly like that by Friday.
08:34Jesus be a French post.
08:36Hey, baby.
08:37Have you seen my...
08:38What's up?
08:39Oh, I'm so sorry, Sally.
08:41I thought you were Courtney.
08:42Nope.
08:43I am so sorry, boy, Coach Potter.
08:45I will get out of your way.
08:46No, it's fine.
08:47Um...
08:48Sally, are those your bloomers in our sink?
08:50My chair shorts, actually.
08:51Yeah, it's that time of year where everything gets covered in button dust.
08:54You know?
08:55Ha, ha, ha.
08:56Tell me about it.
08:57No, I need you to tell me about it.
08:59I don't know what you mean.
09:00No, I can't because of the NDA.
09:02I mean, of course I want to help out this poor girl with a place to stay, but I cannot
09:07for the life of me figure out what to say to her.
09:09You know?
09:10I mean, what if I have to fart?
09:12I don't even do that in front of Courtney.
09:14You know you're more than welcome to use a washer and dryer if you want.
09:17A washer and dryer inside the house?
09:19Okay, king of England.
09:21I have to see this.
09:25Also, Sally, I did clear out a couple drawers in my office if you want to put your stuff away.
09:28Oh, no, that's okay.
09:29No, I like to keep it all where I can see it.
09:32I've had nine sets of foster parents, so I know the drill.
09:35The second you get comfortable, unpack your things, boom.
09:37House gets rated for being a cult and you never see your shower shoes again.
09:41All right, y'all, we have got a big opportunity with Butt and Date.
09:44Peaches!
09:45Sorry, it's my sister, Captain Butt Slut again.
09:48I told you to stay off your phone.
09:50It's not my phone.
09:51Hey!
09:52Hey!
09:53No phones at practice.
09:54All right?
09:55We all have family.
09:58Or people who rely on us.
10:01Pet.
10:02Plant.
10:04You got a fun keychain?
10:06There we go.
10:07All right, I knew we'd find it.
10:08So, change of plans.
10:09We are going to be doing a basket toss at Button Day.
10:12ZZ, you want to be my flyer?
10:13Yeah!
10:14DeMarcus, how's your bat feeling?
10:16Better.
10:17All right, let's see you backed up.
10:26Close.
10:27Honey, you're going to be doing Matt Talk until Button Day.
10:28Come on, man.
10:29Matt Talk's for old guys that can't do nothing else.
10:31Oh, stop it.
10:32That's just an urban myth.
10:33All right, I've been doing Matt Talk since you were in diapers.
10:35So, Matt Talk is the art of cheering on your teammates from the sidelines.
10:39It's all about keeping the energy up.
10:41Yes!
10:42Work it, DeMarcus!
10:43Pop it!
10:44You know how pillow talk is the most important part of sex?
10:48Well, Matt Talk is just as sexy.
10:51But for cheer.
10:52ZZ, you ready to fly high in a basket toss?
10:55Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
10:57Ooh!
10:58Ooh!
10:59Ooh!
11:01Ooh, I'm good.
11:02Where'd everyone go?
11:03Jesus, be a helmet.
11:05All right, y'all.
11:06Good news.
11:07ZZ's going to be just fine.
11:08Follow my finger.
11:09But in an abundance of caution, I am going to need a new star flyer.
11:13I'm not interested.
11:15I'm not asking you.
11:16Why not?
11:17She's not in your skill set, doll.
11:19That's for somebody with control, focus.
11:23I'm in.
11:24Found it.
11:25I should have known peaches would be motivated by insults.
11:28Move, nerd.
11:29Coach.
11:30Coach.
11:31All right, Kyle, Kenneth, Keegan, let's try it.
11:33Throw her up in a basket toss.
11:34Hey, DeMarcus, do the Matt Talk.
11:36Woo!
11:37You can do this!
11:38But DeMarcus can do it better, and everybody knows that!
11:43All right, I need all my tumblers healthy.
11:45Okay, so let's just start with a back tuck.
11:46Be careful.
11:47I don't want her splattered all over the floor.
11:48Splatter me.
11:49I dare you.
11:50Don't do that.
11:51All right, commit to the skill.
11:53Stand up fast.
11:58Oh!
11:59Yeah!
12:01Woo!
12:02Good!
12:03We got a new star flyer!
12:05Crystal might have some competition when she gets back, huh?
12:07That's what I'm talking about.
12:09Baby girl, this could change your whole life.
12:17As a coach, I talk to teenage boys all the time.
12:20I'm just going to talk to Sally the same way I do my football players.
12:25Sally?
12:26You pumped for the big day?
12:28Oh, yeah.
12:29Button day is the best day of the year.
12:31When I've been guarding the new color like my life depended on it.
12:34It may.
12:38Blue 42!
12:40Who told you?
12:44We're literally speaking two different languages.
12:50I am just feeling so excited for Peaches, and I'm guessing we're going to see a whole new side of her.
12:54Come on.
12:57All right.
12:58I want to thank y'all for coming in on button day eve.
13:01What's that, big ask?
13:02Where's Peaches?
13:03I need my star flyer.
13:04Oh, she quit.
13:05Said she was going back home.
13:07On button day eve.
13:08Woo!
13:09Yeah!
13:10That's right!
13:11She quit so good!
13:12She went home!
13:13You did that!
13:14Way to go!
13:15Woo!
13:16Wrong time.
13:17Right idea, wrong time.
13:18You gotta read the room.
13:19You gotta read the room, man.
13:20Oh!
13:21Oh, I'm so sorry.
13:22I didn't know you were in here.
13:23No, I can totally leave.
13:24No, no, no, no.
13:25You stay.
13:26You stay.
13:27That's my bad.
13:28Um, what were you watching?
13:29My favorite movie.
13:30Ace Ventura When Nature Calls.
13:31Yahtzee, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls is your favorite movie.
13:44Yeah.
13:45No, I've seen it like at least 500 times.
13:47It was the only movie they had when I lived at the Y.
13:50It's actually why I'm minoring in pet detection.
13:52Sally, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls is my second favorite movie.
13:57The original is my first.
13:59There's an original.
14:00Hush your mouth.
14:01Uh-uh.
14:02I am about to change your world.
14:09Okay.
14:10Does he get birthed by a rhino in the first one?
14:13Oh.
14:14No.
14:15No.
14:16No, that's okay.
14:17Just put it on.
14:18Okay.
14:19All right.
14:20Yeah.
14:21There's some good bits in there.
14:27Hey there.
14:28I'm Coach Courtney Potter and I'm looking for Peaches.
14:30Are you her mama?
14:31No.
14:32I'm her big sister, Vicki.
14:33Only by a couple months, though.
14:34I mean, most people think we're twins.
14:36Twin what?
14:37Oh, growing up, me and Peaches always used to get confused for one another.
14:44We still do.
14:45It was kind of like the parent trap.
14:46Except with no parents.
14:47One day when we were kids, our dad went out for a pack of cigarettes.
14:50Well, you know the rest of the story.
14:51He came back with the smokes and then he told us he didn't want to be your daddy no more
14:58and took off.
14:59So, I've been taking care of Peaches ever since.
15:02Do you have a cigarette?
15:03Is she home or?
15:04Peaches!
15:05Okay.
15:06I didn't know you had a much older sister.
15:08I didn't know you had a much older sister.
15:11I'm so sorry.
15:12I'm so sorry.
15:13I'm so sorry.
15:14I'm so sorry.
15:15I'm so sorry.
15:16I'm so sorry.
15:17I'm so sorry.
15:18I'm so sorry.
15:19I didn't know you had a much older sister.
15:21Not much older.
15:22Just two years.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Does she have some sort of a syndrome?
15:26Yeah, but having to take care of me since she was nine syndrome.
15:29We've been through a lot together.
15:30You drank all my Mountain Dew again, you dirty little whore.
15:33You're a dirty little whore.
15:35You tractor trash.
15:36Slut bucket.
15:37Oh, oh, oh.
15:39Daddy left because of you.
15:44Isn't she the best?
15:45She is.
15:46Two people years older.
15:48We were in the same grade for a minute.
15:51Anyway, look.
15:52I know being a flyer is hard.
15:54And maybe you don't like responsibility, but you cannot quit.
15:57That's not why I quit.
15:59Oh.
16:00Is it because you're afraid to fail?
16:02I've been in jail before.
16:03You can't really fail much more than that.
16:05Then what is it?
16:06I just, I'm at a loss here, honey.
16:12You said this could change my life, and I don't want my life to change.
16:15Not even a little?
16:18Being a flyer, it could, it could take you places.
16:21I don't want to go places.
16:22I like it here.
16:23If I go to button day and I fly, I'm going to crush it.
16:26And the next thing you know, I'm one of those cheer lovers like Crystal.
16:30And then what happens to Vicki?
16:31She keeps doing what she's doing.
16:34With hopefully a little more sunscreen.
16:36Our whole lives, it's been her and I together.
16:39And I'm already going to college without her.
16:42And then what, I become this breakout star?
16:44Like, she'd hate that.
16:45Peaches, the chances of you becoming a cheer liberty are right around zero percent.
16:50You really mean that?
16:52I do.
16:53Look, even if you became the best flyer in the state, having a career in cheer after you graduate, it isn't likely.
17:02For real?
17:03Trust me.
17:04You get a chance to fly in this life.
17:07You take it.
17:09Think fast, loser.
17:11Hey, hey.
17:12She is not old enough to drink.
17:14Oh my gosh, neither am I.
17:17Give me that, whore.
17:19How?
17:20How?
17:23Welcome to Barton Day.
17:25Let the spectacle begin.
17:28It's the big reveal.
17:34Hi.
17:35You ready?
17:36I think so.
17:37Yeah.
17:38I know so.
17:39I didn't know you were going to be here.
17:41Yeah, well, your coach got me a ticket, though.
17:43Here I am.
17:44I'm really proud of you, monkey hoe.
17:49Stop it.
17:50Don't.
17:51Don't.
17:52Don't.
17:53Don't.
17:54Don't.
17:55Vicky, go on over here.
17:56Okay, you're going to do a good job.
17:57Okay, do a good job.
17:58All right.
17:59Oh, hey, dude.
18:01Do you think you could, um, buy me a button colada?
18:03I left my fake ID at home, so it's like, eh.
18:06Vicky, please go to the front of the stage.
18:08Vicky.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:10Steven, she's half your age.
18:11What's her name?
18:12Such a beautiful button day.
18:15It is my distinct pleasure to welcome Hipperstein's very own cheer squad.
18:21Their buttons.
18:22Woo!
18:23Let's go.
18:24Let's go.
18:25Come on, peaches.
18:26Let's go, peaches.
18:27Come on.
18:28Lock it in.
18:29Lock it up.
18:30Let's go.
18:31I will rip your head off and throw it over the smokestack.
18:33And I will catch your head as though it's so far, it'll go around the world and kick
18:36you in your ass.
18:37Yeah.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Yeah!
18:40And that's how it's done.
18:43All right.
18:44Five, six, seven, eight.
18:45Roll buttons, roll!
18:46B-U-T-T-5-O-N-S, go fight!
18:47B-U-T-T-5-O-N-S, go fight!
18:49B-U-T-T-5-O-N-S, go fight!
18:56B-U-T-T-5-O-N-S, go fight!
18:58B-U-T-T-5-O-N-S, go fight!
19:02Can't be, can't be, can't be I know a guy who is super sweet He's so fun, and he can't
19:14beat me He's got everything that I desire I desire
19:17You're on a girl!
19:43Go the girls! Go the girls!
19:45Make her fly!
19:58The flavour is purple!
20:00It's spectacular!
20:15Go play!
20:17That's the power of cheer.
20:19It makes for unlikely friendships.
20:21He's talking with his butt!
20:24I told you it was funny!
20:26Mostly, it gives people a chance to fly who normally wouldn't get to.
20:39Augustus came through, he gave us a giant check, which was for a tiny bit of money.
20:47We did manage to get a new trash can, a new map, a couple of pizzas.
20:54But, most importantly, we got our new fearless flyer.
21:02PJ! PJ! PJ!
21:03Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
21:05No!
21:11Mmm! Orange soda!
21:18Mama, look!
21:19Look.
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