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00:00Hi, this is my friend!
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00:16Hi, everybody!
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00:28Hi!
00:30Morning, handsome.
00:33Good morning, gorgeous.
00:45What's your, Roy?
00:47Good morning, Glenda.
01:00Morning, Glenda.
01:01Morning, love.
01:03Just lift your feet
01:05to the sunny side of the street.
01:10Hiya, love.
01:11Hiya.
01:12I think up a bit more at the left.
01:15Which left?
01:16My left.
01:17But we're both pointing in the same direction.
01:20We're starting the celebrations early.
01:22We're under orders on the birthday card.
01:24Come on, love.
01:25Give me your hand.
01:26One, two, and three.
01:29Off you go.
01:30Yes.
01:30Now, tonight, it's just drinks and nibbles.
01:34I don't like a fuss.
01:3665, eh?
01:38Hey, you're nothing but a newborn baby.
01:41Oh, get away with you.
01:43Listen, I don't tell you the number of times
01:46I've celebrated somewhat or other
01:48in the Rovers down the years.
01:51I'll be there.
01:52Great.
01:53I'll be more than happy to raise a glass with you.
01:55Fantastic.
01:56You know, it just isn't a proper party.
01:59Unless there are a few fine-looking fellas.
02:03I'll see you later.
02:04You will.
02:04Be careful.
02:06Now, you'll be coming to my party later, won't you?
02:10Just drinks and nibbles.
02:12I don't like a fuss.
02:13I'm always up for a party, me.
02:15I'll be delighted, Maggie.
02:17Ken, do you want me to fetch my grandson to help with this tree?
02:20Oh, yeah, that'd be great.
02:21No, no, no, we're fine.
02:23We're fine.
02:23Oh, it's all right for you to say.
02:25You're not doing out.
02:26I'm the patriarch of the family.
02:27I shouldn't have to.
02:28Exactly, Ken.
02:30Why have a dog and bark yourself?
02:33I'll see you all later.
02:35Can't stop.
02:36I've got a hair appointment.
02:38All right.
02:38Bye-bye.
02:39Did she just call me a dog?
02:47Hey, bestie girl.
02:48Ready when you're up?
02:49We just put the Christmas decorations up.
03:02Customers won't be able to find the bar through this lot.
03:05Yeah, I'll be there in an hour.
03:06Cheers.
03:06Oh, oh, no, you don't.
03:07You're not going anywhere.
03:09It was your idea to decorate for your mum's birthday party tonight.
03:13But Ollie can handle that.
03:14Oh, yeah, nothing better for heartbreak than rummaging through a protein box of rubbish.
03:18Your mother, your idea, your responsibility.
03:21It'll be fine.
03:22Night of my life.
03:22I need to pick up the flowers.
03:24Me to mind got a deal.
03:25Oh, Tracy won't like that.
03:26Well, I could have given two oots what Tracy does and doesn't like.
03:29I'm not having this one.
03:30Propping up a bar while we do all the work.
03:32I'm not scathing.
03:33I swear I've got a million things to do.
03:34Me and Sean can handle lunch.
03:36Thank you, Glenda.
03:38Now, listen.
03:39What would you say to a nice leisurely lunch?
03:42I would say, oh, hi, nice leisurely lunch.
03:45Great.
03:46You take my mum out.
03:47I beg your pardon?
03:48After she gets her hair done.
03:49Please.
03:50I don't want her to see this place until it's done up.
03:52Or worse, directing me from a bar store.
03:54I thought they'd spell anniversary wrong on this one.
03:56Just take her somewhere local.
03:58Nice girly lunch, yeah?
03:59Nice girly lunch, me and your mum?
04:01What are we, sex in the city?
04:04I'm going to kill him.
04:06You've done a lovely job there, Maria.
04:09Aw, well, I'm very pleased that you like it.
04:11So convenient to have a salon right across the street.
04:14Eva said this place would soon feel like home.
04:17I'm surprised she came back here at all, to be honest.
04:21How do you mean?
04:22Oh, just ignore me.
04:24I'm not one for gossiping.
04:25Since when?
04:27And what is a hairdresser's for but gossip?
04:30Maggie, I am like a priest, me.
04:32Whatever I hear under them dryers goes to me grave.
04:34Oh, I need to believe that.
04:37I meant to say...
04:39Sorry about having words while the lads were fighting.
04:44It's just...
04:46You know, I'm not one to bear a grudge, so...
04:50We'll say no more about it.
04:51OK?
04:51That's fine by me.
04:53And look, I'm sorry too.
04:54I shouldn't have kicked off like that.
04:56Boys will be boys, eh?
04:58Don't I well know it, with two of me own
05:00and now two grandsons to boot.
05:03Oh, do you know what I'm going to do?
05:05I'm going to go and get you them conditioners I was on about.
05:07Think of it as a birthday present.
05:17What exactly is the beef between Maria and Eva?
05:21I know I am a wee bit psychic,
05:23but you don't have to be to get the sense
05:25that there's bad blood between the two of them.
05:27I really shouldn't say.
05:28Oh, come on.
05:31It is my birthday, after all.
05:35OK, so, Maria and Aidan used to have a bit of a thing.
05:39They never.
05:40While he was with Eva.
05:42I've already said too much.
05:44There you go.
05:45Don't tell the boss.
05:46Oh, you're so kind.
05:48Why don't the two of you come to my birthday do tonight at the Rovers?
05:51It should be great, crack.
05:52Oh, I'll have a good crack me.
05:54Yeah, we will.
05:55Thanks, that's so kind, that.
05:56Oh, Bethany, can you start Maggie's payment out?
05:59I just want to tidy the back room.
06:01Yes.
06:01I'll see you later.
06:03See you later.
06:05There you go.
06:10Hiya.
06:11Everything all right over the road?
06:13Yeah, fine.
06:14No, Maria.
06:15What's she doing?
06:16Waxing her tash in the back?
06:18Listen, I thought I'd take you for lunch.
06:19Lunch?
06:20To hear this one.
06:22Where I come from, we call it dinner.
06:24All right, well, something you would eat in the middle of the day.
06:26I'd hate to confuse you.
06:27Not that it takes much.
06:29Well, I never say no to a free meal.
06:32I'll see you later, sweetheart.
06:34Bye, babe.
06:34See you later.
06:35Bye.
06:37Oh, lovely woman.
06:39So, this is my posh lunch, is it?
06:51Well, you keep telling us you don't want to fuss.
06:53Well, mission accomplished.
06:55Oh, look, they do egg and chips.
06:58There's posh for you.
07:00Will you be eating it?
07:01Yeah, please, Ryan.
07:03Well, I'll take a seat anywhere, please.
07:05Oh, and a happy birthday, Maggie.
07:06Oh, thank you, Roy.
07:08I wanted to come here for my birthday dinner
07:11because I can't be doing with those fancy restaurants
07:13with the big plates and the tiny bit of food on them
07:15that Eva likes.
07:17Now, will you be coming to my party later?
07:19I will, and I very much appreciate being asked.
07:24Yeah, I'll listen to the fuck to the show as well.
07:26Yeah, good.
07:28Aye, aye.
07:29Showing your mother-in-law local highlights, are you?
07:31I'm being brought out for my birthday.
07:33Aren't I lucky?
07:34Oh, how are you settling in?
07:36Really good, thanks, yeah.
07:38Ben's happy.
07:39Mind you, you stand him up somewhere with a pint in his hand
07:41and he's happy anywhere, so...
07:42Don't exaggerate, now.
07:44It's really good to have you back.
07:46See, now, this must be the husband.
08:00I wonder how he died.
08:03Well, I don't know, but I suppose it wouldn't be in very good taste
08:05to ask her on her birthday.
08:07Probably not.
08:08We are making a meal of it, though, aren't we?
08:10Well, if you can't go mad on your birthday, Glenda,
08:12when can you go mad?
08:13Hmm.
08:13Agent, what do you think of her?
08:15Who?
08:16Maggie.
08:17Oh, I do, yes.
08:18She's like a young Maureen O'Hara.
08:20Could you be any more camper?
08:22Possibly, if I tried.
08:24Come on.
08:28Hey, just finish school?
08:29Nope.
08:30I'm still there.
08:31This is a hologram.
08:33Ask a stupid question, I suppose.
08:35I won't be a second.
08:37I just need to sort out his training.
08:38Yeah, just neck to the loo.
08:41Will you wind your neck in?
08:42Will you stop flying with him?
08:45Just stop giving him, and me, dirty looks every time you set eyes on us.
08:49It's not that easy.
08:50Just fix your face before someone clucks something.
08:54Great, you're back.
08:55Get in here, we're doing presents.
08:56All right, get your cards and prezzies ready for inspection, Bear, Highness.
09:05I don't have time to get her anything.
09:06Get right in.
09:07And the present I got is from both of us.
09:09Oh, cheers, bro.
09:12Oh, wow.
09:14You look amazing, Eva.
09:16And what am I?
09:18Chopped liver?
09:19You look incredible, Ma.
09:21Like a young, uh, Raquel Welch.
09:24It's so unfair that I've got to miss this party.
09:28Oh, Baba, there'll be loads more.
09:30Yeah, when you're 25, you can do whatever you want, love.
09:33No, you're 15.
09:35Oh, the half a glass on my birthday isn't going to kill him.
09:40Seeing as he's a drinker these days.
09:42I'm surprised Uncle Finlay isn't here for this.
09:44Well, he's living that big Florida life of his,
09:48with his teenage girlfriend.
09:50She's 32.
09:51Anyway, let's not dwell on those who aren't here.
09:57Let's concentrate on those who are.
09:59Although your father would have loved this.
10:02May he rest in peace.
10:03At least until you get there.
10:04Ha!
10:05Ha, ha.
10:07Cheers.
10:08Cheers, Mum.
10:08Cheers.
10:08Will, you don't down it.
10:13Will you ever stop having a go for every tiny thing?
10:18Leave it, Ben.
10:19He's got a lot of your dad in him.
10:22He could be a hothead too, you know.
10:24It's not even real.
10:43You found a bottle in the park.
10:45I meant rose water, like he showed me, with paddles from the garden.
10:49A bell smells rank.
10:51It has the best smell of all, love.
10:53Thank you, sweetheart.
10:55Shall we tuck in?
10:56The boys are up with us.
10:58Oh, bless you all.
11:00The three men in my life.
11:02Aren't I a lucky woman?
11:03Right, just before we do, you know I hate all this fuss on my birthday.
11:11So, I got you boys something too.
11:15It's one of them new game things.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19Hey, watch your language.
11:21And it's to share.
11:22I'm not made of money.
11:24Can we play it now?
11:25Eat your breakfast first.
11:27At least let us chat out.
11:29Please.
11:30Five minutes, then back to the table, all right?
11:32You're the best mum in the world.
11:33Oh, stop.
11:35Go on with cheese.
11:39Where'd you get the money for that?
11:41Discount Dave down the pub.
11:43Did you see their little faces?
11:46Yeah, and I can imagine the carnage in about three minutes' timing,
11:48one share of the other.
11:50Why did you never mention this to me?
11:52And when was I supposed to do that?
11:54When you were down the rugby club with your pals?
11:56Or glued to the TV watching a match?
11:59We need to discuss this stuff, Maggie.
12:00Yeah.
12:02You're ruining them.
12:03Do not tell me how to raise my boys.
12:20Everybody's waiting.
12:21I'll be right there.
12:21It's showtime.
12:34I'm not one to bear a grudge.
12:55Everyone is welcome tonight.
12:57So, how are you finding it round here, then, Maggie?
12:59Grand, thank you.
13:00The thing I can't get used to is all the pigeons.
13:03I did not have pigeons in it all.
13:05No.
13:06The seagulls ate them all.
13:08Most of them are drones.
13:10Eh?
13:10They're mixed with the real pigeons.
13:11The spinos from China.
13:13What?
13:13Chinese pigeon drones.
13:15I read about it.
13:16In the Beano?
13:17Online.
13:19Well, think about it.
13:20Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?
13:22How does that daft lad even dress himself in the mornings?
13:26We've often wondered.
13:28Stick around.
13:29There'll be bubbles later.
13:30Unless you have other plans.
13:33I'll let you know when I do.
13:34Buffet coming through.
13:36Oh, what we having?
13:36Well, you keep your hands to yourself until the cling film comes off, my girl.
13:40Is that supposed to be me, Benjamin Driscoll?
13:42There you are, ladies.
13:43I need a pint.
13:44Yeah, you read my mane.
13:46Well, she seems to be going down well with the Pontus.
13:49Oh, are you?
13:50She's all sweetness and light in public.
13:52An absolute count to me in private.
13:55Right, you wouldn't be the first woman at odds with the mother-in-law.
13:58Well, the thing is, if I wasn't with her precious Ben, I actually think we'd get on great.
14:02Just do like every other woman's done with her mother-in-law since you're a dog.
14:07That's her.
14:08Put on a smile, agree with everything she says, then complain to anyone that'll listen.
14:13Listen.
14:14So, er, is it a private party or can anyone join?
14:32How'd you get them?
14:35You know, I live in a pub.
14:39Oh, yeah, fair point.
14:41Talking about pubs, I start a shift in 15 minutes, so why don't you get yourself cleaned up,
14:45get some coffee down on you before you bring your dad seizure?
14:47Does that sober you up?
14:50Never worked for me, like, but it's what they do in the movies, innit?
14:54Come on, then.
14:56You're going the wrong way.
14:59Get your bag, Will.
15:00That's it.
15:02Come on.
15:03Keep it up.
15:11Well, long ago, women would have been well retired at 65.
15:16Well, you're still working well into your 90s.
15:19Thanks for the reminder.
15:21In fact, I think I'm the only retiree here.
15:24Yeah, um, have you got any words of wisdom, Ken, for those of us approaching it?
15:32Don't get old.
15:33Can I get a tray, please?
15:34You don't need a tray, Brian.
15:37Not when I have a big lump of a son drinking my barrels dry here.
15:41Now, help the gentleman, please, Benjamin.
15:43Ah, in fact, Deidre had a friend who sold her house and bought her cabin on the cruise ship.
15:54How do you mean, bought?
15:56I've read about this.
15:58They sell cabins, light flats.
16:00Oh.
16:00Perpetual travel for the rest of one's days.
16:03It has a certain romantic appeal.
16:06Not to mention state-of-the-art medical care, free food, free booze, and nightly entertainment.
16:11Oh.
16:13What do you reckon, Ken?
16:14Cell number one and sail the Mediterranean for the rest of your life.
16:20How does it feel?
16:21Well, I'm working on a counter-argument.
16:24I'm failing.
16:25Well, if you do decide to sell next door, let me know.
16:28I'll knock through and put on a pool table.
16:32Hey, G&T, please.
16:34Oh, I'll make that two.
16:36What are you doing here?
16:37I invited her.
16:38Did you not hear the girl?
16:40Gin and tanning, Siva.
16:42Chop, chop.
16:50Everyone just treats me like a kid.
16:53Yeah.
16:56Do you know who always says that?
16:58Hmm.
16:59Kids.
17:01Funny.
17:01Look, Will, I know how hard it is uprooting your life.
17:08I get it.
17:09I've been there myself.
17:12But, you know, like me, you'll find your feet with it all.
17:17You'll settle in, you'll meet new friends, and you'll meet a good girl.
17:22Hey, come on.
17:25You're a dead nice lad.
17:29Whoa.
17:30What in God's name is going on here?
17:33Well, here's the thing.
17:34He was really, really drunk, and I was just trying to sober him up.
17:37Oh, I saw what you were trying to do.
17:38Just, just chill, man.
17:41It's my birthday.
17:42Now stop making a show of yourself.
17:45Get out in that bar and sober up.
17:47Sober up in the bar.
17:49Don't get smart with me, boy.
17:50Go!
17:55Don't blame him.
17:57I don't.
17:58I blame you.
18:01Me?
18:02Hang on a minute.
18:03He was drinking in the gullet.
18:04I was trying to help him.
18:05If you want to hang on to your job,
18:08you'll keep your mouth shut
18:09and stay well away from my grandson.
18:12Do you hear me?
18:16Will, why don't you come and help me
18:32take the clean film off the food?
18:33You sure I won't mess it up again?
18:35He's not that hard.
18:41Boy, do I love working with teenagers.
18:44Tell me about him.
18:44Oh, here they are.
18:47The life and souls.
18:48Now we can really start the party.
18:51Nice to see you, too.
18:52Tonight is not about you, Leanne.
18:55Toya, don't you look lovely?
18:58Oh, thanks, Maggie.
18:59You really light up a room.
19:01When you walk out of it.
19:04Hey, I thought you two had made up.
19:05This is us made up.
19:06It's a Battersby way, innit?
19:10Hey, what have I missed?
19:12Oh, come on, love, sit down.
19:13Your father's gone mad.
19:15He's sole number one to the new landlord
19:18who wants it so that he can knock through
19:20to put a pool table in it.
19:23What?
19:25Two more G&Ts, please, Eva.
19:29Lauren, could you serve this customer for me, please?
19:32Oh, fine.
19:34Lovely customer service.
19:37Well, if you don't like it, you know what you can do.
19:39Oh, well, you just let it go.
19:41You've got Ben now and I'm married.
19:44Do you still dabble in home-wrecking or...?
19:46I don't know what you're laughing at.
19:49Are you colourful history?
19:50Er, no.
19:51Don't talk to her like that.
19:52Get out.
19:53You're bad.
19:54Oh, what for?
19:55For sleeping with your boyfriend 150 years ago?
19:58What's going on?
19:59She just said I'm bad.
20:00Eva, what has got into you?
20:02She is my guest.
20:04Ben, I don't want to read.
20:05And as landlady, it is my prerogative, so...
20:08Tonight is my birthday and I am the co-owner.
20:12You wouldn't have got near this place without my money.
20:15She stays.
20:17Thank you, Maggie.
20:18We spoke about this, babe.
20:20You know, this is a fresh start.
20:22You shouldn't go up resurrecting old grudges from years ago.
20:25So you're going to agree with your mum?
20:26What?
20:26Again.
20:27All right, fine.
20:35You could have encouraged him.
20:37Don't go lecturing me.
20:38There's plenty I could say.
20:40If they lost the game, it's not the end of the world.
20:42We need to teach them about life.
20:44About winning.
20:45Or do you want to leave it to those imbecile teachers at his school?
20:48You'd rather them than you.
20:50Fill in his head with unrealistic rubbish!
20:53No.
20:53No.
20:56Dad!
20:57What are you doing?
21:01Is this because we lost the match?
21:04You know how seriously your father did to his rugby, son.
21:08It's a bit too much sometimes.
21:10I'll do better.
21:13So?
21:14I know you will, son.
21:23Thank you all for coming and for making my family so welcome.
21:30I know it hasn't been long, but I feel certain we made the right decision moving to this street
21:37and this wonderful community full of close, loving families.
21:43So, let's fill our bellies and our glasses and celebrate.
21:4865 years and still going strong.
21:53All right.
22:12Good night, Ken.
22:13Good night.
22:14Good night.
22:14Happy?
22:15happy yes i am do you know i'm saving the story about the time i bumped off school with my mates
22:24went to the pictures and you were outside the exit waiting for me i needed eyes in the back
22:28of me head with you two especially after dad i suppose it's times like this you know doing
22:37family stuff i'm missing the most me too he'd have been dead proud of the way you stepped up though
22:42i know that come here here and give your old mum a big hug
22:4760 flaming five that's better than the alternative am i the only one working here all right
23:01she has done that to wind me up oh don't let it get to you she doesn't even know maria
23:11why is she acting like the best friends all of a sudden she hates me maria or maggie both oh look
23:18i've already told you mother-in-laws never think that anybody's good enough for the precious little
23:22boys you've been talking to glenda trust me she is not a normal mother-in-law she is deranged this
23:28one time right i'd bought ben a cashmere jumper beautiful well it was it was a cashmere mix but
23:32anyway he loved it what did she go and do accidentally put it on a hot wash when that jumper came out susie
23:39you'd have been hard pushed to fit in that well it could have been a genuine mistake oh please
23:44whose side are you on it's bad enough that ben thinks the sun shines out of a hacienda
23:48it is like living with the sopranos and manipulate don't get me started on how much that woman
23:55manipulates him and he's all like oh yes mum great mum three bags pig in full mummy
24:00before you ask leon castration was pretty painless
24:0665 though i mean 50s you can still have it matt damon he's hot jamie fox he is hot three more
24:17years now with the ripe old age massage are you going to hit him or shall i ah george clooney he's
24:24hot yeah where did my dad go oh he's gone home he was feeling a little he was upset by what by you
24:33kicking off when you thought he'd blown your inheritance which he was never going to do anyway
24:38i think the landlord might have trouble getting a change of use permission anyway fair point yes but
24:44is not the point i want to make it's like this tracy as you get older you cherish your relationships
24:52more and more especially the ones that are close to us i miss jenny every day same for me with julie
25:01hayley and i miss gran believe me money means nothing compared to spending time with a loved one
25:11and on that point i'm off to my bed oh time don't take it for granted
25:19right read that hour come on you we're going this way
25:24good night so anything else you want to get off your chest right i better get back to work see you
25:31look i know you're gonna defend her it's fine i get it but babe she has turned you into a right
25:41mummy's boy and it's not just you it's will and ollie and all cheers oh come on you can't be acting
25:47all hurt now you love it that woman worships you and meanwhile i feel like it's a life's mission to
25:54make me feel as much use as a cardboard chip pan babe you gotta remember things weren't easy after
25:59my dad ate it was just the three of us she had to take care of everything i'm sorry babe you can't keep
26:06using that excuse i was raised by a single mum too you know look what do you want i i would just like
26:14it if you would occasionally take my side please can she be difficult yes but she can also be really
26:22generous and if it wasn't for her chipping in big time we wouldn't have been able to get this place
26:27i'm gonna grab some plates
26:30yeah and with our ben it was all sport sport sport morning noon and night rugby i take it yes
26:42captain in primary house captain in secondary then school captain and captain of the county team
26:51your other son finley oh could charm the birds out of the trees that fella well you're very fortunate
26:58to have such a a loving family i am although you wouldn't think it to hear us kicking off
27:04i suspect audrey and ken may empathize but then that's all part of life's reached tapestry full
27:10of surprises oh i'm not so keen on those i prefer to read the cards all right let's have a wibia
27:18all right you two no sloping off like your mates the night is young even if i'm not
27:25well well i just wanted to let you know that it wasn't me coming on to will before
27:31but i'm not having a go but he's just a kid so you're saying that will came on to you
27:37well yeah obviously look droop it all i don't want to think bad of me i absolutely love working
27:45oh for pity's sake you'll be crying next just stop it it's okay we're sorted
27:52you mentioned cards it's not tarot though is it because that is dead scaring oh i'll have nothing
28:01to do with that hanged man stuff well like most forms of fortune telling it relies on belief and
28:10uh well selective memory and a willingness to augment predictions that have a certain base in fact and
28:21ignore the rest well all i know is i did predict my friend genie's divorce my cousin losing his
28:34business and me auntie nula meeting a fair-haired man and she hadn't had any man at all since before
28:41decimalization what's decimalization what's all this oh maggie's claiming to predict the future
28:48with packet cards why do i think that your tongue is firmly stuck in your cheek you two are barred
28:55just that you know i'm a believer in what in the future you know in a higher plane healing
29:05namaste right well the next time me bunions are playing up well i thought you'd gone to china to
29:14make those yourself now they were in your cauldron oh party tricks it's no trick she could predict your
29:22future yes please hey i thought you might have told that cancel right the four suits hearts diamonds
29:31spades clubs representing water fire earth and air pick two cards and place them face down
29:41now what would you like to know um what does the future hold oh classic yeah
29:55it seems you will be having an unexpected visit
30:03or an invitation i was going to suggest the cabana next um okay well i've got to ask
30:14am i going to be lucky in love
30:16what is it is it bad news i say jealousy i'm not a jealous type
30:28or not you someone else who's jealous and means you ill will
30:34oh i hope you've not been a naughty boy he values his life too much
30:39don't i just
30:41lovely couple aren't they
30:44don't suppose i can tempt you
30:48thanks but
30:49i'll shift your booty then
30:59i'm sorry
31:00you uh skiving off while you're keeping the stairs warm
31:04i want my break actually
31:05party that bad eh
31:07nah
31:08well
31:10i don't know
31:11don't worry i won't tell me nan
31:13yeah cheers
31:14i'm not my biggest fan at the minute anyway
31:16any reason in particular
31:20you know i love that you think me just being me would be enough
31:23not for me
31:28will tried to kiss me earlier
31:29he never
31:30yeah
31:30and then your nan walked in on us thinking it was me throwing myself at him
31:33oh brilliant
31:34yeah well i'm glad she found it funny
31:36she's been around the block enough to know it's probably just a fifteen year old boy
31:38trying it on rather than you fancying a kid
31:41yeah well she had a good job at hiding it
31:42she's probably just shocked to discover her little precious will has discovered sex
31:45seriously
31:47her bark is worse than her bite
31:49you'll be fine
31:50i gotta go sort the cake
31:52so if you're done skiving
31:53oh
32:03oh
32:04the king of spades
32:06you will meet a dark haired man
32:09or
32:11someone who has fire in his chart
32:13there's a chart
32:14he'll be ambitious
32:15oh i lack ambition
32:17and could be self-serving
32:19well
32:20so let's be clear
32:22i'm gonna get a legal letter
32:23encounter danger
32:25and make your heart selfish a donut
32:27well i didn't hear mention of a donut
32:29a girl can dream
32:30i'll just be getting off now
32:33oh dear
32:34no you will not
32:36there's cake coming
32:37i had my fortune tall once in blackpool they said i'd marry but the marriage would end in sadness
32:48don't they all
32:49oh do i take it you're divorced or
32:51no actually the boy's father is dead
32:55and um what's that recent thing
33:01ben was 11
33:03happened on my birthday as it goes so
33:07i'm so sorry
33:07happy birthday to you
33:12happy birthday to you
33:17happy birthday dear mum
33:22happy birthday to you
33:28did you make a wish
33:32i did
33:33right now
33:34who wants the first slice
33:37hey
33:37it's your mum's birthday
33:39so maybe she should have
33:40tuck in darling
33:41here i gave that to you
33:45in this world you need to look after number one
33:49all right
33:50because i'm telling you
33:51no other beggar will
33:52apart from me
33:54a mother's love beats everything and anything
33:57remember that
33:58i thought you had to work
34:00swap chess at the new lad
34:02i thought we could go out to the park or something
34:04oh
34:05blasted the big spenders
34:07you know i don't get paid till next friday
34:10life lesson for you lads
34:11if there's one thing worse than a whiner
34:14it's a cheapskate
34:15right now
34:16who wants to go and get a big fat ice cream
34:19yes
34:19with a flame
34:21yes
34:22go on get your coats on
34:23yes
34:24go on get your coats on
34:28is that coming
34:29oh there's something he wants to watch out and tell you
34:32let's not forget my dar
34:37to allin
34:39miss you
34:40to allin
34:41come on everyone eat up
34:59we don't want to be working our way through this for weeks to come
35:02cheers nana
35:03you know i love it
35:04i'm just watching my waistline
35:06he made it himself
35:08nice
35:09i love cake me
35:10good
35:10and as for our wheels fry up this morning
35:14oh
35:15regular little von trapp family
35:17diamonds
35:18every one of them
35:19oh my boy
35:21i wonder if i might talk
35:26oh seconds is it
35:27no no no i just want you to apologize
35:29i had no idea your husband died so
35:32suddenly
35:33it was crass of me to bring you up on such a happy occasion
35:35it was a long time ago
35:37obviously it must have been a traumatic experience for you being so young
35:43oh my ma said it was a long time ago
35:45if anybody should be traumatized it's her
35:47at least i didn't have to witness it
35:48oh dear
35:49eva
35:50put on some tunes there
35:52and let that be an end to it
35:54it's my birthday
35:56ramp up the volume
35:58wake up maggie
36:02i think i've got something to say to you
36:07she's late to september and i'm ready
36:11she should be back at school
36:13i need to speak outside
36:17now
36:17have a nice time
36:34as nice as you
36:37what art just heard
36:38what
36:39you tried to kiss lauren
36:41no i didn't
36:43oh so she's lying is she
36:44all right yeah i did
36:46what to get back at me or
36:49a bit like you and daniel i suppose
36:51trying to stop people being suspicious
36:53oh the dogs are childish
36:54okay so it's okay for you but not for me
36:55i know this is hard
36:57so why don't we just tell everyone then
36:59will you are 15 and i am your coach
37:01so
37:03okay so you're saying we can't be seen in the open together
37:06no no
37:07no that's not what i'm saying
37:09believe me i want it just as much as you do but
37:14look if we want to stay together we need to plan it properly
37:19you do want us to stay together
37:25yeah
37:28yeah yeah me too more than anything
37:32look you should go in first
37:36and no more kissing girls right
37:40only me
37:58still in the land of the living then
38:02you know i'm beginning to think that if you ever play word association the first thing it would spring to mind for dad will be dead
38:09that is really harsh
38:12actually
38:13it would be difficult
38:15or deirdre
38:16oh nicely played
38:18you know tracy there never was any serious intent to sell to the rovers
38:24why did you say it then
38:25nor was there a serious offer
38:27what is so dismaying and so predictable
38:32is that your initial feelings weren't for my well-being but for your inheritance
38:38that is a terrible thing to say
38:41oh go on i admit it
38:45you sailing the seven seas with a load of geriatric widows didn't immediately strike me as the best use of the money
38:52my money
38:54let me finish
38:55but i realize
38:58the money's not important
39:00you're here
39:02and you're relatively healthy
39:04although goodness knows how with cassie as nursemaid
39:08i've kind of taken that for granted
39:12didn't i do first thing every morning when i wake up
39:18say a little prayer
39:19sorry
39:20i smile
39:22time
39:23is the precious thing tracy
39:25you're right
39:28and from now on
39:30we're going to spend as much time together as we can
39:33nothing will please me more
39:35right well starting from now
39:37come on put your book down
39:38grab your coat
39:39going back to the rovers
39:40oh really
39:42um i was hoping to watch a documentary on the science of decay
39:47hmm
39:48there's free booze
39:50oh
39:52all right well
39:53we'll start tomorrow
39:55how about that
39:56i hang on every word you say
40:01oh buggy
40:03tell us a mud
40:05oh no no no
40:06baby i would rather be dead
40:10you're right
40:11let's go
40:12yeah
40:14please just dust off your repertoire
40:18she'll end up doing a jolly parton medley
40:20oh i don't think i'd do much better
40:22oh stop selling yourself short
40:24you've got a beautiful voice
40:25don't make me sing
40:27all right
40:28you just missed the singing
40:29it was um
40:30well it was something
40:31i just i needed some air
40:33you okay
40:34yeah
40:36yeah i'm fine
40:37hey
40:39that's lovely
40:42did you see that
40:42what's going on between you and that adam
40:49what
40:50nothing's going on
40:51i have eyes in my head
40:53well i don't know what you think you've seen
40:55but me and adam were way in the past
40:57and fyi
40:58ben knows all about what happened
41:00maggie
41:02i love ben to bits
41:03i would never do anything to hurt him
41:05it would be a brave woman who did
41:07what are you two up to
41:09we were just talking about the party babe
41:12well done
41:13oh come on it's not over yet
41:14get your backside to the dance floor
41:15have you heard us playing
41:16no
41:17two more hours
41:21and then you're done for another year
41:23praise be
41:24oh
41:27oh
41:28hurry
41:28and squeeze
41:30it tight
41:32find out what you want to know
41:35if it's not
41:38if it really is
41:40it's there in his feels
41:43about the way he acts
41:46oh no
41:47that's not the way
41:48you're not
41:50not the way
41:51my boys
41:55my boys
41:56my boys
41:59you mean everything to me
42:03everything
42:03do you know that
42:04we love you too ma
42:06our dad would have loved this wouldn't he
42:08i washed up
42:15don't go waking them up
42:16i just woke my head in
42:18told you
42:18they're asleep
42:19why don't you always do this
42:21oh here we go
42:22what exactly am i here for
42:24tell me
42:25well
42:26there's the door
42:27leave
42:28believe me
42:29it's what i should have done years ago
42:31should have done
42:32tell us both a favour
42:34what
42:35i'll leave you alone with my kids
42:37i love
42:38those boys
42:39love
42:40you don't know the meaning of the word
42:43maybe that's why he didn't want you
42:45sorry for the control and manipulative cow you really are
42:49it's been ten years
42:50ten years
42:51you've had an affair
42:52i was sad
42:56i was miserable
42:57just shut your mouth
42:58you are not
42:59using those boys
43:00to punish me
43:01you want to talk about being punished
43:04every time you look at me
43:07it's like
43:08i'm not the reason he didn't want you
43:11but you are
43:12the reason i wanted him to
43:14i said no
43:17to maggie
43:34who's had to be both ma and da
43:38and nana and grandpa
43:40you're the best
43:43to nana
43:44to nana
43:45i'll be both dead
43:49oh
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