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00:00Ladies, and what a relief it is to have no gentlemen here.
00:24As a woman who has dedicated her life to building businesses,
00:28there's a few things I've learnt.
00:32Top of the list.
00:37Oh, damn it.
00:39Why don't you just read it? No one will mind.
00:42It's two milky coffees.
00:44I ordered a black one, did I? Did I?
00:48I'm sorry, Roy, my head's all over the shop.
00:50No, you definitely did. Mind me's sake, I'll rectify it.
00:53Bye.
00:56I don't think I should be doing this speech today.
00:58Of course you should.
01:00Do you want me to be there?
01:02No, it's a women-only event.
01:05You do look good in a dress.
01:07Very funny.
01:09You're right.
01:11I'll read it.
01:12That takes the pressure off.
01:13Good.
01:14Now, can we talk shop for a minute?
01:17I really need to get into those accounts,
01:19and you've still got to give me the details.
01:20Oh, let's not do numbers right now.
01:23Thanks, Roy.
01:24I've got a head full of words,
01:26and after I've finished this coffee,
01:28I'm off to register the wedding,
01:31so it's a busy, busy day.
01:33And you're totally on top of it?
01:36Come and find me at the hotel later, yeah?
01:38We'll sort it then.
01:39Interesting.
01:39Once you give me those logging details,
01:41it'll be one less thing for you to worry about.
01:42What time did you go on site?
01:52Er, about an hour.
01:56You going to be all right on your own?
01:57I'm going to go and see Summer anyway.
02:01Is that wise?
02:03She's collapsed yesterday.
02:04I need to see how she is.
02:06Yeah, I know, but she was going to ask what happened,
02:08didn't she?
02:09And I will tell her the same thing I told the doctor.
02:13But what if she don't believe you?
02:16Why wouldn't she?
02:18Well, because she's got Billy in her ear,
02:19hasn't she, and he hates me.
02:20Look, this guy...
02:21Look, I don't want people jumping to the wrong conclusions.
02:27Not the right conclusions.
02:30Sorry?
02:32Nothing.
02:34Look, you know it was an accident.
02:35We don't need to go through all that again, do we?
02:40No.
02:41Of course not.
02:44Look.
02:45Couldn't you just...
02:47You know...
02:48lay low for a couple of days?
02:50Until the wound calms down.
02:52Hide, you mean?
02:54Well, just...
02:55I don't know, just say you've gone to London
02:57to visit your old flatmates.
02:58Is that really necessary?
03:00We don't need the gossip.
03:02It'll only undermine us.
03:03Please, babe.
03:08I just...
03:10You know...
03:11I know this is shaking you up.
03:13As it has me.
03:14And I just want to be able to...
03:16help you recover.
03:18You know?
03:18Without people sticking their oar in.
03:21Okay, then.
03:23Babe.
03:27And, uh...
03:29I'll give you a takeaway for tea.
03:30It's a thanks, eh?
03:32Something fatty and greasy.
03:34Yeah?
03:35Just this once.
03:39All right.
03:39See you later.
03:44Okay, let's see, let's see.
03:46So, I've got all her favourite things.
03:48Let's just, uh...
03:49hope that she's hungry.
03:51Let's...
03:51Honey, what if she's not?
03:53Because I don't really want us to feel, like, overwhelmed.
03:56What?
03:56Buy a few crisps?
03:57No, you are right.
03:59You're always right.
04:00Because I'm overthinking, right?
04:02Overthinking is the art of solving problems that don't exist.
04:05I read that recently.
04:06No, it's very good.
04:07And it's, uh...
04:09You're welcome.
04:10Right.
04:10And I have got her favourite furry blanket.
04:13So she can, uh...
04:14You know, snuggle if she really wants...
04:16God damn it!
04:17What have I done here?
04:18Have I got time to wash this again?
04:20No, just calm down.
04:21The only thing that's going to stress her out is you being stressed.
04:24No, no, but honey, I just want everything to be perfect.
04:28Well, when has everything been perfect in this, Al?
04:30Yeah, you want her to feel at home, don't you?
04:33Help me.
04:34Okay, okay.
04:35All right.
04:36Now, big deep breaths, okay?
04:38In through the nose.
04:39Out through the mouth.
04:41In through the nose.
04:43Out through the mouth.
04:45In through the nose.
04:47Out through the mouth.
04:48I just need to put the sending candle by her bed,
04:49so let's just keep it together, keep it together.
04:51Keep it together, keep it together.
04:54Keep it together.
05:01Morning, love.
05:02Carla's moved out hasn't she
05:08And don't lie
05:10Her toothbrush is gone and so is the nice moisturiser
05:13That she always accuses me of nicking
05:14You do do you
05:16Have you split up
05:25We're just having some time apart
05:30But you've not split up
05:33I don't know
05:36Maybe
05:39Why
05:40Is it because of mum
05:42Your mobile coffee shop is here
05:45And don't worry
05:46It's not from Roy's
05:48Did you know Carla had moved out
05:49Yeah
05:51And I worry
05:54It's my fault
05:56Whatever you think I didn't want this to happen
05:59Maybe you could talk to her
06:01I don't think that's a good idea
06:03No it definitely isn't
06:05Just want you to be happy
06:07Lise
06:08I'm a far cry from that aren't I
06:12Excuse me
06:14Is that Prosecco
06:21Yeah
06:22Yeah it's a cheap one from Costop
06:25I recognise the taste
06:26Well I'm taking over the bar and restaurant
06:28So I'll make sure we do a better job next time
06:30Well you can get good deals on nicer brands you know
06:33And I'd be happy to share that information
06:35And maybe you could do a bit of a promo for Speed Dial in return
06:40Let's talk
06:41Oh
06:41Women in business
06:42Watch and learn
06:43Some of us are women in business
06:46Excuse me
06:47I used to run my own cosmetics firm
06:49I love you know
06:50Did you
06:51Yes
06:51What happened
06:52I just got bored
06:54Just fancy a bit of a change
06:56Why doesn't that surprise me
06:59I don't mean to be pinned down
07:01I'm a bit of a
07:02A bit of a free spirit
07:04Is that a free spirit or a free loader
07:06Afternoon everyone
07:07All right sir
07:08How you doing
07:09You're a very corporate fellow
07:11Well I'm representing underworld management
07:14Are you underworld management?
07:18Well I'm seen as a manager
07:20You know by the other machinists
07:21Although politics is really my thing
07:24Oh there she goes
07:25Did you know I used to be the mayor of Weatherfield
07:28I did not
07:28I'm surprised that Debbie didn't ask me to speak today
07:32She must have forgotten
07:33Hey
07:34Hey
07:36Hey
07:37Star of the show
07:39Oh don't
07:40I'm a bag of nerves
07:41You'll be brilliant
07:42Yeah of course you will
07:43With all your experience
07:45Class affairs
07:45Bit of Dutch courage
07:46Oh no
07:47No I better not
07:48Do excuse me ladies
07:50I've just got to go and prepare myself
07:53Yeah
07:53I know she's going to be all right
07:57And if she's not
07:58We're all here to look after her
08:00Relax everybody
08:03The professional is here
08:05How you doing?
08:06Fine thanks
08:07I meant what I said about taking time off
08:09And why would I need time off?
08:10Well with the news about the baby
08:11It must be a lot to get your head around
08:13My head's fine thank you
08:14And the reason I didn't tell you straight away
08:15Is because I don't want wrapping in cotton wool
08:17Now pass us that salad bowl it needs filling
08:18Er
08:20Er
08:21It was two ham salad bars
08:23Oh
08:24Er
08:24He's tuna
08:25I'm tuna
08:26Apologies
08:29Hey
08:30My head's fine but
08:32Clearly someone's isn't
08:33That's the third order
08:34He's messed up this morning
08:35It's not like Roy
08:36Hey Roy
08:37Is that within all right?
08:39Er
08:40You're miles away?
08:42Oh yes
08:42I admit I'm somewhat distracted
08:45I shall endeavour to focus
08:47Anything you want to talk to us about?
08:49No thank you
08:50Well if something's wrong
08:51I want to know
08:51Nina
08:52There is nothing to be concerned about
08:55I simply have things on my mind
08:58There's nothing that a nice walk wouldn't fix
09:00In fact now that Shona is here
09:02I might just take my break and do that
09:06It's a lovely drop
09:08Yeah
09:09Hiya love
09:10Hey listen
09:11How are you feeling?
09:13Oh yeah much better thanks
09:14What's happened love?
09:15Oh I had a hypo
09:17Ah sorry to hear that
09:18Me and Todd were worried about you you know
09:20He can't be that worried
09:21Who's supposed to meet this morning?
09:23He's off gallivanting in London
09:24Ah well he'd done
09:25Look he'd forgot he'd arranged it to be honest
09:27No I don't mind
09:28Well look he wanted to stay to be honest
09:30It was me who told him he needed a break
09:32He's been so stressed you know with all that George stuff
09:34And all that
09:35He said he should go have some fun
09:37Lair off some steam
09:38No I don't blame you
09:40You do right
09:41I'm glad he's got you looking out for him
09:43You might remember the lady with over 4,000 drop collars
09:48Oh yes that would be the check
09:51It's not good for your compost
09:52It's not going to add anything
09:53It's only going to have a thin drop you'd sip
09:54Winfrey showers
09:55Good for Katie Nippo
09:56It was once we came as I was taking yet another cutting from my feet
10:00Do you know there's not one political speaker?
10:09It's a business event side
10:11Yeah well as mayor of Webberfield
10:13I've spoken at many events like this
10:15How'd an entertainment do like this?
10:18Purveyor of the pizzazz
10:20That's me
10:21Pray God she doesn't burst into soil
10:24Afternoon ladies
10:25It's afternoon
10:26Uh Deb
10:30What?
10:31I'm sorry just
10:31I really need those login details like now
10:34I need to pay the mixologist for a start
10:36They're in my notebook
10:37In my office
10:37Left hand drawer
10:38Inside a jiffy bag
10:39Cheers
10:40Sorry for interrupting
10:40And don't be stressed
10:42Okay
10:42You're going to be great
10:43Hiya
10:49You okay?
10:50It's cool
10:50Good afternoon ladies
10:52And welcome to the 4th Annual Weatherfield West Women in Business Conference
10:58My name is Marianne
11:05And I run a company that promotes women in the workplace
11:08Hooray
11:09Today I will be introducing a fabulous array of speakers just for you
11:15So without further ado
11:16It could have been more fabulous
11:17Here's our first speaker Fiona
11:19Oh yes she is
11:23Welcome home
11:25Welcome home darling
11:27Thanks
11:28Right now we have got all your favourite snacks okay
11:32Chilli crisps
11:33Yeah I'm alright for now thanks
11:35Are you sure?
11:36Okay listen you don't have to have anything if you don't want to
11:37I'm going to put it all away again
11:39Now perhaps you just want to um
11:41Put your feet up on the sofa
11:42Fluffy blanket
11:44Yeah
11:46Look I've just put the kettle on
11:47Bet you're desperate for a proper brew aren't you?
11:50Yeah I really am
11:51Are you sure you don't want to have a little lie down?
11:55Dad I've done enough lying down the past few weeks
11:57Understood
11:57Just want to get back to normal
12:00You know darling that is such a relief to hear
12:03Because I was telling Bernie just how you were helping someone
12:06She was amazing
12:07I mean I'm so pleased that you're not giving up wanting to be a paramedic
12:11I didn't say that
12:13Well I know honey but you said you wanted to get back to normal
12:15Well yeah
12:16Yeah being back at home normal
12:20You know with people treating me normally
12:23Not throwing blankets at me
12:25Honey
12:26Honey
12:27You see that?
12:34I mean she's in the house in less than two minutes
12:35And I managed to mess things up
12:36Do you want me to go and have a word with her?
12:38No honey if anyone needs to do that it's me
12:40Listen why don't you get to the hotel
12:42I know you want to support Debbie
12:44Are you sure?
12:45Because I can stay
12:46No
12:46This is my bad
12:47Or whatever that means
12:49I'm just going to have to fix it
12:52Thank you
12:57Sorry I'm painting
13:08Can you take a moment to thank some of our sponsors
13:10Preston's petals for all your floral fancies
13:12What are you doing?
13:14Following Tracy's instructions
13:15Preston's petals for all your floral fancies
13:18The catering design requires a system
13:21And all the catering's been free
13:24Courtesy of the Chariot Square Hotel
13:26And now for our next speaker
13:40A businesswoman who I admire greatly
13:44Who in fact owns this very hotel
13:46So please put your hands together
13:49And welcome a Weatherfield West
13:52Businesswoman of the Year
13:53Miss Debbie Webster
13:55Ladies and
14:04What a relief it is to have no gentlemen here
14:06As a woman who has dedicated her life
14:11To building businesses
14:13There's a few things I've learnt
14:15And I'd like to share them with you
14:18Firstly
14:20Firstly
14:27Oh
14:30Just hang on a minute
14:36Firstly
14:45It's my passcode
15:01Should I go over?
15:05Maybe I should take care of that
15:06No, no, no
15:07Just give her a minute
15:08I've been diagnosed with young onset dementia by the way
15:14Although to be fair
15:17I could never remember my passcode at the best of time
15:19So
15:19I wasn't going to talk about this today
15:26But do you know what?
15:27Maybe I should
15:28Because this illness is certainly going to test
15:31All the business skills I've learnt over the years
15:34And I've had many strings to me bow
15:39Before I moved into property
15:42I was a hairdresser
15:43Oh
15:44I just remembered now
15:46What I wanted to tell you
15:47Yeah
15:47So
15:48First on my list
15:50Number one
15:51Never underestimate the power of a good hairdo
15:55When I walk into a meeting
15:59I want to feel sharp
16:02Confident
16:03In
16:04Control
16:05And I think you'll find this hair
16:07My attire conveys just that
16:09I've no idea what number two was
16:12But with hair like this
16:13Who cares?
16:16So
16:17Here I am
16:18A woman in business
16:19With dementia
16:22And that was a shock
16:25I had to sit down and take the weight off
16:29My false eyelashes for a while with that news
16:31But I have never been afraid of a challenge
16:36And life
16:38Just like business
16:40It's going to keep throwing us these curveballs
16:44Yeah?
16:46But it's how we adapt
16:47How we cope with them
16:50That defines who we are
16:51I'm adapting
16:55I've got strategies in place
16:59Methods to help me remember things
17:03Breathing
17:05To help me focus
17:07Eh?
17:08And I exercise now
17:09Ha ha ha
17:10Ah
17:11Who'd have thought that, eh?
17:12Me at the gym
17:13The only spandex I ever wore before
17:16That was them
17:16Hold it all in knickers on a night out
17:19Mary's laughing
17:21She knows what I'm on about
17:22So if you were to ask me today, Debbie
17:28How are you?
17:30I'd say, yeah
17:31I'm great, me
17:32I'm tickety-boo
17:33I've got a job
17:35I love
17:36And I'm still working
17:37And I'm getting married soon
17:41Yeah
17:42Finally
17:43To a wonderful man
17:46Yeah
17:48Yes, her life's good
17:52But I'm not daft
17:58I know
18:03It's going to get really hard
18:06I know what's coming
18:08Because
18:11This is a disease
18:14Of losing things
18:16First your purse
18:19Then the ability to
18:21Remember appointments
18:23Somebody's name
18:24You've known for years
18:25And then eventually
18:30I'm going to lose all this
18:31Everything I've built up
18:34From nowt
18:34But
18:39Do you know what it's made me realise
18:43More than anything
18:45I'm going to lose my connection
18:48To all the people that I love
18:54My friends
18:57Some of them are here today
19:00And I've known them for years
19:02Sally
19:02Glenda
19:04Leanne
19:06We fight like cat and dog
19:09But we love each other really
19:10All my family
19:14My husband
19:17Gonna lose me
19:22I'll lose myself
19:26But that
19:30Is not yet
19:31Oh no
19:32And I
19:35I'm going to
19:36I'm going to
19:38Cling on
19:38To all those moments
19:40Of
19:41Of
19:41Triumph
19:42Joy
19:43And happiness
19:44I can
19:45Before this god-awful disease
19:46Takes over
19:47And when it does
19:48I will face it
19:50Head on
19:51Like the sassy businesswoman
19:53I am
19:54Because you know why
19:56I know who I am today
19:59Oh yes
20:00I
20:01Am
20:03Debbie Webster
20:04I'm sharp
20:06Confident
20:07In
20:08Control
20:09And I will not
20:10Go down without a fight
20:12So much's up with Royce
20:33He said it was nothing to worry about
20:34Yeah well he would wouldn't he
20:36He'd rather deflect than talk about himself
20:38Eh
20:38He's not the only one
20:39Well
20:41What if it's serious
20:43A health issue
20:44I don't think it is
20:45Well has he had anything in the post
20:47Well
20:48Come to think of it
20:49He was a bit tense this morning
20:51After he opened it
20:52Right well we need to check
20:53What do you mean like
20:55Open his post
20:56Yeah
20:56We can't do that
20:58Why not
20:59He'll go mad
20:59Well what's that saying
21:01It's better to
21:01Ask for forgiveness
21:02Than permission
21:03Shona
21:04No
21:05Nina
21:06Customer
21:07Yeah
21:113pm works for me
21:12That's fine
21:13I'll see you tomorrow
21:14Okay
21:15Hi
21:20Go and see you two flats tomorrow
21:22Erm
21:23So hopefully
21:25I'll be able to get my stuff soon
21:27Fast work
21:30Well
21:31I need somewhere to live
21:32Can we just talk
21:37Talk
21:37We've done a lot of talking
21:39Lisa
21:39But I love you
21:47Yeah
21:51It looked like it
21:52When you were putting the tree up with Becky
21:55I saw you
21:56Very cute
21:58Very cute
21:58You know the situation
22:01Which is what makes this all so hard
22:03But I can't watch you find yourself anymore
22:07Okay
22:07I can't let you break my heart
22:10So
22:11So you're breaking mine
22:13Maybe we're breaking each other's
22:17I won't be in touch
22:22I won't be in touch
22:22I've had my stuff
22:23Oh you beg
22:29He had me
22:30You bit
22:30We've seen mascara
22:31If I wore mascara
22:33Which I don't need
22:34With these lashes
22:35It would be running too
22:37I can't believe I missed it
22:40It really was a beautiful speech
22:42Can you give us a potted version
22:44You don't expect me to remember it
22:46Do you
22:47She talks about her diagnosis
22:49Hey
22:50Good for you kid
22:51Yeah
22:52Well it wasn't planned
22:53But I'm not sorry
22:54In fact I feel quite powerful
22:57Hey you should be
22:58Ladies
22:59Allow me to introduce you to
23:01Hey
23:01Alfredo
23:03Now there's a name
23:04I can't forget
23:05How are you doing Chuckie
23:07And thanks Deb
23:08Looking sharp as ever
23:09Thank you
23:10I know
23:11This is our master mixologist everyone
23:15And he will cater to your every request
23:17Well then
23:18Shona put them back
23:24Don't you want to know what's wrong
23:25Yeah but not by reading his letters
23:27What could be important
23:28Yeah well they can't be from the hospital
23:29Because the NHS letters are always blue
23:31Alright well maybe it's something else
23:32Hey hey hey
23:33Pink envelope
23:34Handwritten
23:35Screams woman
23:36Shona please just put them back
23:38I really don't feel comfortable with this
23:40Alice
23:40Alice
23:42How dare you
23:43Roy I tried to stop her
23:45We were worried about you
23:46How dare you
23:47Invade my privacy like this
23:49Give me a hug
23:49Hi Ralph
23:52Did you get the account details
23:55I did thanks
23:56Put everything back
23:57Great and you've paid all the suppliers
23:58Yep doing it now
24:00So
24:01Heard that your speech went down a storm
24:02Yeah
24:03Yeah it did actually
24:04See
24:05Knew you'd rinse it
24:06And I booked a date for the wedding
24:09March the 5th
24:11Can't wait
24:12Good
24:13Because I want you to give me away
24:16Me?
24:19Er
24:20What about Kevin?
24:22I'd like you both to walk me down the aisle
24:24Er you think you'd go for it?
24:27Well he'll have to
24:27You mean the world to me Carl
24:30Really?
24:33Yeah
24:34More than you'll ever know
24:36Hey
24:38Oh
24:39Did Todd not go to London after all?
24:42What do you mean?
24:43Well I've just seen someone in your flat
24:44The shutters were moving
24:45Alright
24:47Did you see who it was?
24:48No
24:49I buzzed up
24:50But no one answered
24:51I assumed it was Todd
24:53But why wouldn't he answer?
24:54And why were the shutters closed?
24:56Yeah what if someone's broken in?
24:57Trying to hate what they're doing
24:58I didn't even think of that
24:59Well let's find out
25:01Come on
25:01Er no it's alright
25:02Listen I'll go
25:03Yeah well you'll need back up
25:04I can handle these shutters
25:05Mate you're not walking in there on your own
25:06Er well listen
25:07Let me go first
25:08So I always say
25:26A woman is like a teabag
25:29Do you always say that?
25:31Yeah you squeeze her dry
25:33And then chuck her in the bin
25:33I know the feeling
25:34No
25:35No you never know how strong she is
25:38Until you put her in hot water
25:40Oh I used to say inspirational stuff like that in my speeches
25:46You know when I was very high open politics
25:48Alright Rachel Reeves have a night off
25:50I very nearly became an MP in Andalusia
25:57And I've never touched sangria since
26:00Who ordered a long slow lick up the lake?
26:04Oh sweet
26:06You know I'm a bit disappointed
26:08It's only a drink
26:09Excuse me
26:10Is my ding-a-ling-a-ting-a on its way?
26:13Or is that just the way that you're sitting?
26:19No no no no
26:20You young lady
26:24Oh I like that young
26:25Are you sure you've not got dementia?
26:28You young lady
26:30You
26:31Are one of the strongest
26:33Right?
26:34So here
26:34Is to Debbie
26:36Aw
26:36To Debbie
26:38Thank you
26:39Hey Glenda
26:41I think Alfredo's taking a bit of a shine to you
26:44I wondered why he kept looking over
26:47Oh
26:48Can he
26:49Can he see this far over though?
26:50I thought he failed his driving test
26:52Because he couldn't see that registration plate
26:54Oh
26:54Right
26:55I'm going to go and powder my nose
26:58Excuse it
26:58I hope that's not a euphemism
27:01Hey I am so sorry that I missed your speech hon
27:05But I'm really chuffed that you've
27:07You know come out
27:09Oh hey
27:10I have haven't I?
27:11I'll be on the floor next at Dementia Pride
27:13The face of vascular whatnots
27:17I'll have to give him a ring
27:20See you
27:22I'm afraid of
27:24Steer clear of Glenda
27:29Why?
27:31She's a bit whiffy
27:32Around the pits
27:33She don't believe in washing
27:35Sorry?
27:36Eight years in Holloway
27:37You'd think she'd know how to use a bar of soap
27:39Couldn't you?
27:47What the hell do you think you're playing at?
27:52You idiot
27:52Look
27:53We'll have to pretend we've been burgled
27:55Take that
27:56Get in the bedroom now
27:57And don't make a sound
27:58I am so sorry
27:59Just get in there
28:00Quick
28:01Er yeah you can come up guys
28:06Call's clear
28:07There's no one here
28:08It's a gross invasion of privacy
28:16Interfering with someone's correspondence
28:18Well there's something wrong
28:19Yeah what is the matter Roy?
28:21I mean you can tell us
28:22Well Nina knows something of this
28:25I've formed a strong bond with a woman
28:31I've been corresponding with
28:34It's Alice
28:35She wrote to thank me for communicating with her son
28:40And we continued to exchange letters
28:44And we discovered that we had certain things in common
28:49And then
28:50Today
28:52A
28:53Further letter
28:55Arrived
28:56Is she dead?
28:57She's not died has she?
28:58No no
28:59No
29:00No
29:00The further letter
29:04Has distinctly
29:06Romantic undertones
29:08And it's completely knocked me for six
29:12Right so come on Debs
29:15Is the wedding booked or what?
29:18Well I am getting there Bernardina Weiner
29:20Yes I am getting there
29:22Now I've just booked myself a trendy young wedding planner
29:26A bit wet around the gills
29:28But I'm hoping with youth
29:30Comes um
29:31You know
29:32Funky ideas
29:34Because as you know
29:35Funky
29:36My middle name
29:37You know I've always longed to get married
29:40You know big meringue dress
29:41And big meringue cake thingy
29:44You could just cut out the middle man
29:46And just make a big load of meringue
29:48Might be more realistic
29:50You know
29:50Yeah I wonder if I've left it too late
29:53No
29:53No
29:54Never say never
29:55You never know
29:56Mr. Right might be just round the corner
29:58Or
29:59Behind a bar
30:01Making cocktails
30:02He seems to have stopped looking over now
30:06Oh has he?
30:08Go and ask him out Glenda
30:09Go on
30:10I dare you
30:11Oh go on
30:12What have you got to lose?
30:13Do you want me dignity?
30:15You'd have to locate it first
30:16Well if you don't
30:18I will
30:18Oh hashtag
30:19Don't tell Timothy
30:20Oh Glenda
30:22Okay then
30:24Yes
30:25Oh
30:25She's got it
30:35Yeah so I think they've taken their laptop
30:38And a few other bits and bobs
30:40They haven't made much of a mess have they?
30:42Hmm
30:42They didn't like do your ironing
30:44And put a quiche in the oven did they?
30:47You must have scared them off
30:48Somewhere when you buzzed up
30:49Do you think?
30:50Yeah otherwise they'd have taken more
30:51Actually the video doorbell would have caught them in action Charlie
30:55Oh do you know what
30:57It's not working that
30:58How'd they get in then?
30:59I mean the front door one kicked in or out was it?
31:01Yeah it's true that
31:02Do you know what?
31:04I'm going to murder Todd
31:05I bet he's left the front door open again
31:07He leaves the door open?
31:08Well sometimes he um
31:10Look sometimes he likes to drink in the middle of the afternoon
31:12So let's just say er
31:13I bet he wasn't in the right mind when he locked up for London
31:16He doesn't sound like Todd
31:18You'd be surprised somewhere
31:20Anyway listen guys
31:22Er I can take it from here
31:23So I've got to go to the police station myself
31:24So listen I'll see y'all
31:25Thanks ever so much
31:26Great neighbours
31:27I just really appreciate it
31:28Holloway present
31:40You what?
31:42She told the mixologist I've just been released from Holloway
31:45Did you?
31:47Hang on which one are we talking about?
31:49Also Tina
31:50Call me Tina
31:52If anyone really needs a washer round here it's you
31:55Sorry do you know I don't mind Chrissie but I'm not handling Tina
31:58So come on have a nice
31:59Oh so here have one on me
32:01What's happening left?
32:11Oh a newsflash
32:12You know Joan Rivers
32:13Oi
32:14Right ladies
32:15Stop lowering the tone in my hotel
32:18Fork a-watching
32:19I'm sorry Debbie but it's her
32:21She told the barman I refused to wash
32:24What'd you say that for?
32:26She said I stand
32:27Right come on ladies let's ship shape we're off
32:33Oh wow where are we going?
32:35Back to mine
32:35I'm a bit of a celebrity in here aren't I
32:38And we need a bit of privacy
32:39So we'll call off and get some alcoholic beverages
32:42My treat
32:43Oh
32:44Right come on then
32:44Oh Mary can you pass me green map?
32:48Damn I have my eye on this
32:49Right come on ladies you know what we're going to do
32:52Hold each other up tonight
32:53Yeah we're not going for the jugular
32:54Yeah
32:55No
32:55Follow thy leader
32:56You know what you just need to be transparent with her
33:02Tell her that you need to do some expectation management
33:06And if she can't cope with just being buddies
33:09Then you just say I'm sorry
33:10But you've got to move on
33:12I'm not sure I can be that articulate
33:15Oh you can
33:16I know but the pen enters my hand and my brain goes into a
33:22Whirr
33:23Right well you know what I think
33:24I think we could all do with a brew
33:26So I'm going to go make us one
33:27And I'm going to get a pad and a pen
33:30And together we're going to write to Alice
33:32Yeah
33:33Oh good thinking needs
33:34And for no taxis because there's no taxis
33:38There's normally loads of them going up and down here
33:40No I'm on the streetcar's app
33:42It's going to be half an hour
33:43Oh you're joking
33:44Sounds like a timmering
33:45Oh stuff that for a game of soldiers
33:47I cannot clicky clack one step further in these heels
33:50My bunions are throbbing
33:52Right someone will have to push me
33:54Oh my god
33:55Have a great day
33:57Get me leg over
33:59That's going to buy you
34:01This is a little bit common
34:06Oh no
34:07Sally Seddon
34:08I remember you in miniskirts on PVC rain mats
34:13And a nail on your love bike
34:15Don't you talk to me about common
34:19Oh I'm misremembering
34:21I'm a mad calf now
34:22Right come on ladies
34:24Go on Balooza
34:27Oops
34:33Ecky thump
34:35Uh oh
34:36I don't think there's much damage, mate.
34:58You all rick a booze.
35:00Oh, that's my signature scent.
35:02I mean, a lot of people mistake it for whisky, but, oh, no.
35:05Oh, it's my eau de printemps.
35:08Yeah, there's no law against having a good time, is there?
35:11In the middle of the day.
35:12Maybe I should do you all for disorderly conduct.
35:15Oh, as former man, there is nothing disorderly about me.
35:20No, me.
35:22Mia Culper, officer, this is all down to yours truly, yes.
35:29Debbie Webster, Weatherfield West Businesswoman of the Year.
35:34Two years running.
35:35It would have been three.
35:37Only, er, there was vote rigging by that sunbed place on the parade.
35:42Now is the winter of our discount time.
35:45LAUGHTER
35:46You see, the thing is, officer...
35:54I've been going through a lot lately, yes.
35:58I know you don't need to know the whys and the what-fors and the whereabouts,
36:03but my good friends here, the usual suspects...
36:08LAUGHTER
36:09You've been trying to cheer me up a bit.
36:17And as former mayor, I can confirm that affirmatively.
36:21LAUGHTER
36:21I wasn't mayor.
36:23I can confirm that too.
36:25And I could have been mayor, but I haven't the time, not with my social commitments.
36:30LAUGHTER
36:30Sorry.
36:31Before I tell you what's wrong with me, and if you don't believe me,
36:42you can ring the health centre on Rosamond Street.
36:45Ask for Dr Sue Gaddis, or Sue, as I like to call her.
36:48We're on first name terms.
36:49They're like that.
36:50Aw, yeah, she's lovely Sue. Do you know her?
36:53Is it, Sue?
36:54I didn't know that.
36:55I did.
36:56So, let's just call what I have.
36:59Well, what would you call it, girls?
37:01You'd call... I'll tell you what you'd call it.
37:02You'd call it a medical condition.
37:05Oh, go on, then. What's wrong with you?
37:06I've got my feet are killing me-itis, and I can't get back to this.
37:09LAUGHTER
37:10Very funny.
37:13I couldn't...
37:13Admire your brass neck.
37:15Go on with you before I change my mind. Go on.
37:17CHEERING
37:17Hey, it is a medical condition, you know.
37:22Poorly tutsies.
37:23My name's Freddy Krueger.
37:24Hi, hi.
37:25See you, Freddy.
37:25See you, Freddy.
37:26Hi, Freddy.
37:27Not all disabilities are visible, you know.
37:30Hey, I'm the face of blisters, me.
37:33LAUGHTER
37:33I'm going to tell now.
37:35You should have told him you've got dementia.
37:37Why?
37:37I'm firing on all cylinders, me, today.
37:40LAUGHTER
37:41Whoop, whoop.
37:42I am so, so sorry.
37:54How would we have explained it to Gary and Summer
37:56if they'd found you in the flat?
37:57Well, they didn't, Swig, did they?
37:59And that makes it all right, then?
38:00Does it?
38:01Hmm?
38:02No.
38:02I'll tell you what.
38:03No, it doesn't, Todd.
38:04I'm sorry.
38:05I don't know what else you want me to say.
38:08I've got a pint that needs finishing.
38:11Down the pub.
38:13No more slip-ups, OK?
38:15You're not even supposed to be here.
38:30All right?
38:33Not really.
38:37Honey, I'm sorry about earlier, you know,
38:39my mouth ran away with me again,
38:42but, you know, the last thing I ever want to do
38:43is upset you, I promise.
38:45I don't know.
38:46But I did, though, didn't I?
38:48Well...
38:49No, I did.
38:52I know, cos I just want everything to be back to normal,
38:55but I know it's not going to happen overnight.
38:59You know, I was really worried about...
39:01coming home.
39:02Oh, no, honey, please don't say that.
39:05No, no, I mean, just...
39:07You know, everyone expects me to be the same old Asha.
39:12And I smell for everyone.
39:15A lot of things have changed.
39:18And going back to uni, well, I just...
39:20I don't know if I'm ready to go back to being a paramedic yet.
39:29If ever.
39:29Dad, I'm sorry.
39:34Hey.
39:36Come on.
39:42I know me own son's a copper,
39:45but why do I always get an overwhelming feeling?
39:49I want to slap them when I see them in the wild.
39:52You're a child of the 80s, like me.
39:57They were more foe than friend back then.
39:59Hey, I thought you were just going to come straight out of it
40:01and wave your diagnosis in his face.
40:03I thought the same thing.
40:05We're like twins, Lily.
40:07I'm getting very cheeky in my mature years.
40:10Like he believed you in the first place.
40:12Oh, exactly.
40:13I am far too sexy to have a life-limiting condition.
40:17Really?
40:17Are you allergic to strawberries?
40:19Er, no.
40:20Neither am I.
40:22Is there a corkscrew in here?
40:23Cos this one's got a cork in it.
40:25Oi, move away from there, nosy for nosies.
40:27I've got one here.
40:28Hey, I know I sound like a scratch record,
40:30but I'm so proud of you, Debbie.
40:34Oh, yeah.
40:35Oh, give over.
40:36I won't be able to get me head through my turquoise door at this time.
40:42Hey, do you have any regrets in life?
40:45I'm not dead yet.
40:46I know, I know.
40:48And what do you?
40:49Er, let's see.
40:51Oh, yes.
40:52I very much regret dying me air blue
40:54for a Manchester City match in 1989.
40:57It was pre-bleached, so me old perm went green.
41:02Like your dog!
41:08And do you regret not having kids?
41:12I mean, I don't, but, you know, a lot of women do.
41:17Oh, life's too short to have regrets.
41:19Yeah, erm, you've just got to make it do, haven't you?
41:22With the cards you dealt.
41:24I'm sure we all wish we'd done more with our lives.
41:26Oh, you've done loads with yours, Sally.
41:29Have I?
41:30Yeah, he'll cut you faster in.
41:32That's really impressive.
41:33Got more patience than I have.
41:34Or a screw loose.
41:37Yeah, and you've only mentioned 78 times tonight
41:39that you used to be Lord Man.
41:4279, actually.
41:47You see, we're each and every one of us
41:51amazing in our own right.
41:53To all us wonderful women.
41:57Aw.
41:58Yeah.
41:59Fabulous women.
42:00Cheers.
42:02Nice one, then.
42:03Cheers, Mary.
42:04Clearly.
42:06Hey, you should convince your mum to come to Spain.
42:09I see if she likes it,
42:10especially now she and Carla are taking a nosedive.
42:14Yeah, I know, but that might only be temporary.
42:16It might do her good.
42:17I don't want to get involved.
42:21You're our daughter.
42:22You are involved.
42:24And think about it.
42:25It might, you know,
42:26be exactly the tonic she needs
42:27to mend a broken heart.
42:30Walks on the beach,
42:31midnight swims.
42:32Or best of all,
42:34tapas?
42:36Yeah.
42:36Who?
42:37Us three.
42:39Back together.
42:40That wouldn't be a happy family.
42:41No, she's Sparco on the sofa, bless her.
42:48Yeah, the others have gone,
42:49so I'm just finishing the tidying up
42:52and then I'll be back.
42:56So it was a good afternoon, then?
42:57Oh, yeah.
42:59Yeah, it was lovely.
43:02She's amazing, you know.
43:04She's doing really well.
43:06You at home?
43:10Oh, no, no, no.
43:10Listen, I've just been turned to the shop
43:11to get some chocolates.
43:13For me?
43:15No, for Arsha.
43:17Well, I've got something else for you, babe.
43:19Yeah.
43:21No, you see, the thing is,
43:22we had a chat and, um,
43:24but, you know, long story short.
43:26Yeah, so she's been hiding
43:28how she really feels.
43:31Yeah, we've got on front of other people,
43:32but who really knows what's going on
43:34going close the stores, right?
43:35Yeah, so she's having fun.
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