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01:00Push, push
01:01Okay
01:02Perfect
01:03One last spritz
01:05Enough with the smelly air freshener
01:12This smelly air freshener, as you call it, sets the mood
01:15Look, it's lavender and white musk
01:17Okay, it's expensive stuff
01:18Great, how classy
01:19Of course it's classy
01:20With this stool, we will win over every single person traveling up north
01:28Every single person? We agreed on a few people only
01:30Every single chosen person
01:32Does that sound better?
01:33Yes, it does
01:33Thanks, guys. I feel so much better
01:35I'm ready to head back to work now
01:36That's great, Andrea. Have a nice trip
01:38Hey, hold on
01:39Yes?
01:39It's five euros
01:40Five euros? For a lunch break?
01:42I'm sure you enjoy entering a perfectly clean dumpster, right?
01:44It smells very good in there, to me
01:46Lavender and white musk
01:48It's expensive stuff
01:49I've got to say
01:50You Sicilians are wonderful people
01:52Thank you
01:53Five euros?
01:55Pay less and smile more, yeah?
01:57Perfect, thank you
01:58This stool is great, good job
01:59Oh, and Andrea, when you get to Milan
02:01Remember to be quiet walking downstairs, okay?
02:04Goodbye
02:04I swear that guy is...
02:06Oh, by the way
02:07Maybe you can offer subscriptions?
02:10Eh?
02:11He's a real Milanese entrepreneur
02:12Of course, subscriptions
02:14The great Milanese
02:15What a thinker
02:16The stool must be steady and safe
02:18For every single person going out
02:19Oh, they're here, they're here
02:21Come on, hurry
02:22Go to your position
02:23And Salvo, remember
02:24Only a few chosen people
02:25Yes, all right
02:25Not every single person
02:26And keep your phone line open
02:28Don't worry, okay, see you
02:29Hey, you made it!
02:31Salvo
02:32This is Pepino
02:33He's a very trustworthy person
02:36He often goes back and forth, like me
02:38Can we really trust him?
02:41100%
02:42All right
02:43Pepino, welcome aboard
02:45But remember, okay?
02:47Yes, by all means
02:48Follow me, please
02:49Here is our beautiful magic dumpster
02:52Ah, my little baby
02:56Mwah!
02:59You're saying that if I go in here
03:01I'll come up there
03:02I didn't believe it either
03:03But it really works
03:04It does?
03:06How's it even possible?
03:07How is it even possible?
03:09Professors, professors
03:10You teach our young ones
03:11The value of culture
03:12And sacrifice
03:13And commitment
03:14And honesty
03:14You should also teach them
03:16The value of pure luck
03:17Who got lucky in the end?
03:19I did!
03:20Ah!
03:21But why can't it speak to me?
03:23Why?
03:24Mwah!
03:25Can I enter?
03:26Go ahead
03:26Professor
03:28Isn't the value of things
03:30Another lesson you teach?
03:31Yeah?
03:32Yes, thanks
03:33My life is better than ever now
03:34I agree
03:35I agree
03:36Thanks
03:41See ya
03:41And let's not forget his suitcase
03:46Salvo gave us permission
04:07This is Pepino
04:09Pepino?
04:10But I told Salvo not to tell every...
04:12Whatever
04:12Don't worry
04:13Pepino
04:13It's not your fault
04:14I'll grab your suitcase and leave
04:15But please be quiet
04:16Because our landlady lives downstairs
04:18Shh
04:19Keep it down
04:19Shh
04:21All right
04:31Let's go
04:32Don't go
04:39Okay
04:44Go, Ferdinando
04:45Go, Ferdinando
04:45And please be quiet walking downstairs
04:47Shh
04:48It's because of the landlady
04:49Now go, go, go
04:50Pepino, Pepino, go
04:52And who are you?
05:11We're construction workers
05:12We work here in Milan
05:13It's Salvo's head we could use it
05:15What, Salvo also gave you permission too?
05:17Yeah
05:17We're Pepino's friends, okay?
05:19I came here just to visit my mother
05:21She's sick in the hospital here in Milan
05:24I'm friends with these two
05:25They're friends with Pepino
05:27Excuse me for a minute
05:29I need to call someone very quickly
05:30Nothing to do with you
05:31I just need to
05:33Sorry, one moment
05:35I need to answer this
05:36Hey, Val, I'm listening
05:38We had agreed on a few people only
05:40But more people equals more money
05:42Come on, relax
05:42This isn't relaxing at all, Salvo
05:44Pepino knows Ferdinando
05:46And these people know Pepino
05:47Uh, to be honest with you
05:49This Pepino
05:50I don't know him
05:51I know these guys
05:52And we know Pepino
05:53Yeah, okay
05:54But I don't know any of you
05:55Don't worry
05:56They know Pepino
05:57Yeah, but I don't, okay?
05:59I only know Ferdinando
06:01What's wrong?
06:01Why are you acting like this?
06:03Come on
06:03Salvo, we said it was for a few people only
06:05Val, I can't hear you
06:07I'm sorry
06:07What's the
06:08I'm sorry
06:09What?
06:09I can't hear you
06:11Hello, hello
06:12You there?
06:12Uh, this signal's really bad out here
06:15Hello, I'm going through a tunnel
06:16I'm in a tunnel right now
06:18Hello
06:19Can't hear you
06:20I, uh, my
06:21Yeah, screw you
06:22If you keep on letting everyone in
06:27This will end badly
06:28Would you rather work as a waiter again?
06:31Or maybe you prefer working with your father-in-law instead?
06:35Hmm?
06:36Hmm
06:36I'll hold on to these
06:40Thank you for choosing us
06:44Thank you for choosing us
06:45And where are you going with that?
06:47Uh, to fill it up in Milan
06:49Because the water shortage here is a pain
06:51We can't even wash ourselves
06:52That's true
06:54Yeah
06:54One second, please
06:56Why, hello
06:59Oh, my dear friend, I've got an idea
07:02Ha, ha, ha, ha
07:03This is holy water from Milan's cathedral
07:23Ha, ha, next, please
07:24Have a safe trip now
07:25Thank you
07:26A subscriber, this way
07:28All subscribers have premium access on board
07:30Thank you for choosing us
07:31Subscribers, this way, please
07:33Thank you
07:33Have a safe trip
07:34In Milan, you can expect a temperature
07:36Around 12 degrees
07:37And perfectly clear skies
07:39Enjoy
07:40Sicily's water crisis has gone down the drain
07:42We've got your backs
07:44Ha, ha, ha, ha
07:45Don't worry, Maria, Teresa
07:49We'll have customers very soon
07:51We barely just opened
07:52Give them some time
07:53It's all gonna work out
07:54No, it's not that
07:56It's...
07:57It's about Valentino
07:58He's acting strange
08:00I feel like he's keeping something from me
08:03I don't know
08:03Usually we tell each other everything
08:05I know, but
08:06Maybe it's all those trips
08:07Going back and forth
08:09It's stressful, right?
08:10Yeah, of course
08:11But that's not it
08:12Something recent
08:14Something's off
08:16He's not being honest
08:17What do you mean?
08:19I can't stop thinking about our phone call
08:20The other day
08:21When we were at Guillermo's
08:22With that Santa Claus
08:23Yeah, that silly phone prank they did
08:25When they were acting jealous
08:27Honey, come on
08:28They were just playing a joke on us
08:30Well, Valentino wasn't joking around
08:32I know him
08:33He really was jealous
08:34And he's never been like that
08:35Well, tell him to stop
08:36Jealousy ruins everything
08:38There's one thing that drives me crazy
08:40It's someone who's jealous
08:41Thank God Salvo isn't like that
08:44Actually, you know
08:45If Salvo was to know
08:47That Valentino is acting jealous
08:49He'd make him cut it out right away
08:51He never was a jealous person, though
08:53And now all of a sudden he is?
08:56You know what they say
08:58A thief believes everybody steals
09:01Are you saying Valentino has a lover?
09:13How else would you explain
09:14That he's been wearing a whole lot of perfume lately?
09:21You're right
09:22Salvo, too
09:24He also had perfume on
09:26That's why he won't work with my father
09:28Even though he should
09:29They've got lovers
09:32How disgraceful
09:35Enough
09:44Seriously, Salvo?
09:46It's not just to clean the dumpster
09:48It's for you, too
09:49I told you already
09:49They're getting suspicious
09:50Yes, but this is really toxic stuff
09:52Don't exaggerate
09:53Anyway, I'd say everything's perfect
09:55Look at all this cash
09:57Perfect, it's all perfect, yeah
09:58I'll hold on to this, okay?
09:59Hold on to it
09:59You, who's going around selling water to everyone
10:02If it were up to me, I'd sell Milan's whole water system, okay?
10:04The water system
10:05The whole water system is
10:06What in the world is this sign?
10:07It's so people know to keep quiet
10:09Because the landlady lives downstairs
10:11And she hears everything
10:12Yes, that's understandable
10:13But your grammar isn't correct
10:15Please keep quiet walking downstairs
10:17Walking downstairs?
10:18Where did you learn your English?
10:20How do you say it, then?
10:21Going downstairs
10:23You don't walk down the stairs
10:25You go down the stairs, no?
10:26That's nonsense
10:27You walk on the ground, okay?
10:29You walk downstairs
10:30But, but, but
10:30You don't say it like that
10:31Because you take steps down, like this dumpster
10:32You roll it
10:33Because it has wheels
10:34It's logical
10:35Because it's on the ground
10:36But if we're on stairs
10:37Forget it
10:38Your grammar's probably your weak spot, alright?
10:40So
10:40Anyway, I've decided to go and tell Maria Teresa all about the dumpster
10:43Are you sure?
10:45Really sure?
10:45Of course
10:46And what if she gets upset?
10:47Why would she get upset with me?
10:48Because you're going to tell her very upsetting things
10:50First, that you got fired, right?
10:52Second, that your job is now to sell trips in a dumpster
10:55Let me tell you, by the time you set foot in Sicily
10:57You'll be working for your father-in-law
10:59And that's fine by me
11:00That's what I want to do
11:01Why are you so stubborn?
11:02Please, wait a bit
11:03Who is it?
11:06I don't know, landlady?
11:07Well, maybe
11:08I'll check
11:10You'll be ready to hide everything
11:11Shit
11:13Hey, it's Andrea
11:21Andrea, going to the beach twice a day isn't healthy
11:26No, this time it's about Giacalone
11:28Your help is necessary
11:30No, I won't help anymore
11:31I have more important things to do
11:33Like admitting to Maria Teresa all about the dumpster and everything else
11:36Good luck
11:37Are you serious?
11:39Shame on you, Valentino
11:40A nice Sicilian man wants our help
11:41And you dare say no
11:42Never in Sicily's history has there been such disgrace
11:45If we Sicilians hadn't always been there for each other
11:48Can you imagine what we would be like today?
11:51Surely, like most Europeans
11:52Selfish
11:53Shame on you
11:55Disgraceful
11:56You're right
11:59Sorry, guys
12:00It was a moment of weakness
12:02If Sicily needs me
12:04I'll always be there
12:05Now let's go find Giacalone
12:10Hi, guys
12:12Hi
12:12Hey, you're back
12:15Hi
12:15Hi
12:15Hi
12:15Hi
12:16Hi
12:16Hi
12:16Hi
12:17Hi
12:17Hi
12:18Hi
12:18Hi
12:18Hi
12:19Hi
12:19Hi
12:20Hi
12:20Hi
12:21Hi
12:21Hi
12:22Hi
12:22Hi
12:23Hi
12:23Hi
12:24Hi
12:25Hi
12:25Hi
12:26Is that clear to you?
12:31How is he?
12:32There you are
12:33Thank you for coming so quickly
12:34I'm afraid Giacalone isn't getting any better
12:37It's not good
12:39We gotta hurry
12:40Giacalone
12:49Mr. Giacalone
12:50It's us
12:51Guess who else says hello
12:51Your dear Giulio
12:52I've got freshly baked cannoli
12:53Straight from Sicily
12:54And I have medication
12:56Freshly bottled and sealed in Sicily
12:57Guitar time
13:01Guitar time
13:02Guitar time
13:03Guitar time
13:03Guys
13:04There isn't much time left
13:05Give it
13:05Give it
13:06And one
13:08And one
13:09Two
13:09Three
13:09Four
13:10Nothing
13:25There's nothing left to do
13:26Patient isn't responding to his usual stimuli
13:28His clinical condition is compromised
13:30Yeah, but we followed his protocol
13:31This is it, are you sure?
13:33His protocol was very clear
13:34Cannoli, medication, Sicilian songs
13:37Sicilian songs are our last hope
13:39If they don't work
13:40His fate is sealed
13:41His fate is sealed
13:42His fate is sealed
13:43What terrible news
13:44Unless we try
13:49Tell me you're thinking what I'm thinking
13:53Yes
13:54It might work
13:55Giacalone
13:58It's time to go back to Sicily
14:00Okay, let's go
14:09Alright
14:10But won't the trip be too long for Giacalone?
14:15They'll find a shorter way to get there
14:18What do we do?
14:25What do we do?
14:26Wait
14:26He's gonna see us
14:28Where are you going?
14:31Go back
14:32Now, now
14:38Buddy's right there
14:39It's too risky
14:40What do I do?
14:41What do I do?
14:41He's facing the other way
14:42Come on
14:43Are you serious?
14:45No, no, no
15:00I will not get into a dumpster from Milan
15:03Actually, this is a dumpster from Sicily
15:06They outsourced its production
15:07They're made in Sicily because it costs less
15:10Can you tell?
15:11Look how nice it is
15:12And it smells good, too
15:13I can smell a hint of jasmine, right?
15:16Jasmine, really?
15:18Great guess
15:19It's jasmine straight from Sicily
15:20I knew it
15:21I knew it was jasmine
15:22It's unrecognizable
15:23Jasmine, yeah
15:23Now, can we get in, Giacalone?
15:25Please, you go first, Mr. Giacalone
15:26Okay, let's go
15:27Sicilian trains aren't that bad after all compared to this
15:29Okay, get in, Giacalone
15:30Please be quiet walking downstairs
15:33What?
15:34Who wrote that sign?
15:35I wrote it
15:36It's not correct
15:36Where did you learn to speak English?
15:38Yeah, but
15:39Walking downstairs
15:40That's what I said
15:41It's going downstairs
15:42Mr. Giacalone
15:43Walking downstairs is fine, too
15:44Let's not argue
15:45Yeah, okay, that's it
15:46We're nice enough to give you a ride
15:48So don't argue about walking downstairs
15:50Alright, let's go, Giacalone
15:51Get inside
15:52No, no, I'm just not feeling it
15:53Giacalone, get in
15:54Giacalone, get in the dumpster
15:56I don't want to go in there
15:57Giacalone, go
15:57Giacalone, get inside
15:59Get in, now
16:00Giacalone, come out of there
16:02Giacalone, please, you can come out
16:04The worst is now behind you
16:06Come on
16:07Don't worry, we're here for you
16:09Oh, Sicily's here
16:26It's beautiful
16:38Yes, it is
16:39There's no other land like this one
16:41Look at it
16:42It's been this way forever
16:45Do you know that story?
16:48The one about when God created the earth?
16:51Huh?
16:51As soon as he finished, he realized
16:53Sicily was the most beautiful land
16:55So all the other places in the world
16:57Envious of its beauty
16:58All began to protest
17:00Every single place
17:01Everyone
17:02The French
17:03The Spanish
17:03The Americans
17:05Australians
17:05Everyone was jealous
17:07They all started complaining to the Lord
17:09They all shouted
17:11Hey, this isn't fair
17:12Hey, why did you neglect us?
17:14How come Sicily
17:15Is the most beautiful place ever
17:17And you forgot all about us?
17:20Huh?
17:20So to make Sicily a little less perfect
17:22And a little uglier
17:23Do you know what the almighty Lord did?
17:26He created Sicilians
17:27Oh, you knew the story?
17:29Yeah, because it's the first story you're told as a little kid
17:31Right
17:33And I think it's precisely because it's the very first story we are told as kids
17:39That we Sicilians are now convinced that we aren't very good people
17:44That whenever something goes wrong or something bad happens
17:48That somehow it's our own fault
17:50And that we deserve it
17:52And of course
17:54Some people go and take advantage of that
17:57We Sicilians should really start believing
18:01That we deserve good things
18:04Like everybody else out there
18:07That's why I've been wanting Sicilian medication
18:11Why are you two idiots just standing there?
18:15Let's go, it's time to eat
18:16The Sierra has given me quite an appetite
18:18Yeah, okay, but there's nothing to eat around here, huh?
18:29Good evening
18:30You live here or what?
18:37Yes, because I like solitude
18:39Okay, but why did you order three meals then?
18:43Because I'm a big eater
18:44And you need three forks to be able to eat everything
18:47All right, listen, why does this even matter to you?
18:50Why don't you mind your own damn business, will you?
18:59Hey, 20 euros
19:01Go ahead and keep the change
19:06Mr. Giacalone, I'm warning you
19:29Once you're done eating, we're going back to Milan
19:31Because I have to tell my wife everything about our dumpster
19:33What, you haven't told her yet?
19:35No, not yet
19:36You shouldn't be hiding these things from your wife
19:38I wanted to tell her, but Salvo told me not to
19:41So I listened to him, but now
19:42Do you really want to argue?
19:43Because we could be eating instead
19:44Let's have dinner first and argue later
19:46And why are we having dinner here?
19:47You already got enough Sicilian Sierra
19:49So let's have dinner in Milan
19:50Where everything's easier to access
19:52No way
19:53The seafood was caught here, so let's eat it here
19:55Otherwise, you lose the flavor, right?
19:57You're right, yes
19:58Why are you sitting down?
20:03I can't eat standing up
20:04Where's the wine?
20:05Oh, sorry
20:05I forgot about the wine
20:07Wait a minute
20:08I'll go back to Milan and get it
20:10Some wine with good seafood
20:14Amazing
20:14Mama Mia
20:15I got it
20:33Boy, that's white wine
20:34I prefer red wine
20:36Not with seafood
20:37What do you care?
20:38If the old man wants red wine
20:40Bring him some red wine
20:41Why is he always so seldom in the morning?
20:54I got the red wine
20:55Oh, wait, one more thing
20:57My good old late wife
20:59Used to put a tiny bit of oil on top
21:00Because otherwise it's kind of dry
21:02That's true
21:03It needs some
21:04Hey, my dear friend
21:05Can you get the oil?
21:07Oh, and while you're at it
21:08Can you get some chili too?
21:09Personally, I don't want any
21:11But it's for you guys, you know
21:12Otherwise you'll just spend your evening
21:14Going back and forth, eh?
21:15He's right
21:15Oh, and if you want some music
21:18Now's a good time
21:19What a brilliant idea
21:22Let's just bring everything over here then
21:41Look who's here
21:42Dad, hi
21:43Sorry I'm late
21:44But there was a huge lineup at the dumpster
21:45Hey, I'm back
21:52Mommy, you're here
21:56Give me a hug
21:57Let's have dinner
22:02The wine
22:08The right to decent roads
22:10Transportation
22:12Healthcare
22:13And above all equal opportunities
22:15So now please all join me
22:16In finally uniting Italy
22:18Even I believe it
22:20You see, I told you so
22:41I thought he'd be taller
22:42Are you sure it's him?
22:45Yes
22:46What do you want now, Alfredo?
22:50I need to access some surveillance footage
22:52Here are the cities
22:55The streets
22:56The dates, times, everything
22:57Now they're all glued together
23:08They could stick to the wall
23:10You should have eaten it hot
23:12Yeah
23:12I wanted to eat it hot
23:14But you made me go back to Milan
23:15Every two seconds
23:16I'm not here to criticize you
23:17But you weren't at your best tonight
23:18This all seemed very last minute
23:20It was very last minute
23:21Are you for real?
23:22Oh, so you agree with me then
23:23Great
23:24I really don't want to nitpick
23:25But there aren't even any toothpicks
23:27I mean, come on
23:28Then go to Milan
23:29And get them instead of me
23:31Jeez, what's up with Mr. Sensitive?
23:33That's not true
23:34I'm not being sensitive
23:35Would you look at that?
23:36Unbelievable
23:36Anyway, guys
23:37I really want to thank you for everything
23:39You saved my life today
23:40And I'll always appreciate what you did
23:42But there's one more thing I'd like
23:44Is there a bathroom here?
23:46Can't you pee in Milan, though?
23:48Are you being serious right now?
23:49Don't tell me he needs Sicilian sea air
23:51Even just to go pee
23:52Look at that man's face
23:53He might not make it to tomorrow
23:55If it's his last wish
23:56Let's give it to him
23:57We can't let him die with a full bladder
23:59Could you live with yourself after that?
24:01Giacalone, don't listen to him, okay?
24:03We don't exactly have a bathroom, bud
24:05At least it's a Sicilian bush
24:07You can make do, right?
24:09You're doing it on purpose now
24:10Each time I want to tell Maria Teresa about the dumpster
24:12You keep on getting in the way
24:13That's not true
24:14Because I also want to tell Claudia
24:16But the timing is never right
24:17Yeah, well, perfect timing isn't the issue
24:18What are you trying to tell me, Valentino?
24:20That you think I'm just putting a spoke in your wheel?
24:22Is that true?
24:23I never said that
24:24I'm implying it
24:25Ah, how cowardly
24:26You should be more like me
24:27I always say things straight to your face
24:28Except when I'm saying them behind your back
24:30Well, I prefer implying straight to your face
24:32But maybe you should start doing it behind my back
24:33Maybe I will
24:34Because
24:34Where is he?
24:38Giacalone!
24:42Giacalone!
24:43Giacalone!
24:45Giacalone!
24:46Giacalone!
24:48On my count of three, okay?
24:50One, two, and
24:52Giacalone!
24:52On three, not two
24:54Giacalone!
24:55Giacalone!
24:56What were the two of you doing on a scooter at 3 a.m.?
25:13In Sicily
25:14And with perfume on, huh?
25:16What?
25:18Giacalone!
25:21Giacalone!
25:24Giacalone!
25:26Giacalone!
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