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12:29I have just been told, I have just been said, I've just been told, I've just been told that I've just been told, I've just been told, I've just been told that the situation is much, much, much worse, than what we imagined.
12:38Mr. President
12:50I've discovered something that will forever change
12:55the fate of the South
12:56Anyone else who would have seen this
13:10would have thought these guys were thieves
13:12but I could feel in my god
13:15there was something else
13:16We're lucky
13:18we were able to find these recordings
13:20I analyzed them closely
13:24and found out something quite surprising
13:26I realized that the two of them
13:29never even entered the dumpster
13:30It's hard to believe, I know
13:33but it's true
13:35and that's when my intuition kicked in
13:37I found footage of them in Sicily
13:39entering the dumpster and staying in there for
13:41several hours
13:42It's written here
13:44This is how long they stayed in the dumpster
13:47Talking in the dumpster
13:49And now
13:53the smoking gun
13:54They both
13:59disappear in Sicily
14:01and appear in Milan
14:03Practically at the same time
14:08Which means
14:09there are four thieves
14:10and they all look very similar
14:13No
14:15Oh
14:17Oh, well, I don't know that
14:18Ah, Mr. President
14:20Basically, we are dealing with
14:22a
14:22a magical portal
14:26No
14:26That they have been hiding
14:29who knows where
14:30and he's transporting
14:31thousands of citizens
14:32from the South to the North
14:33and the North to the South
14:34But this is an amazing discovery
14:36Where can I find these two guys?
14:39I wasn't able to track them down in Sicily
14:41but in Milan
14:42I followed their trail
14:44when they first came out of the dumpster
14:46as I said
14:47and narrowed down their location
14:49to this area
14:50The water canals
14:55Now take a look at this guy
14:59He's a true servant of the state
15:00A hero
15:01A man who's devoted to his work
15:03and takes his job seriously
15:04That could have been us
15:05if only we
15:06we hadn't gone into politics
15:07Our world needs more men
15:09just like him, right?
15:11And more dynamite
15:12to blow up the truth
15:13I cannot believe
15:13that we've been hiding
15:14someone with your capacities
15:15Why would we lock you up
15:17in a basement?
15:17Mr. President
15:18I know you're not like
15:19everyone else around here
15:20It's safe to tell you
15:22what I know
15:22You see, over the years
15:26I've
15:26discovered some sad truths
15:28Oh, really?
15:29No
15:30The evidence I found
15:36proves that
15:36the abduction of our
15:38ex-prime minister
15:39the bombings of the mafia
15:40the prison escapes
15:42of several Sicilian mobsters
15:44and their fugitive life
15:45and dozens of other
15:46unresolved mysteries
15:47well, every single time
15:49the state seems to be
15:51behind it all
15:52and if I may
15:55I can prove
15:56every single thing to you
15:57please
15:59Send him back
16:01to the basement
16:01immediately
16:02Lock him up
16:03and seal the door
16:04closed forever
16:05We'll keep these
16:07for now, okay?
16:13President
16:13Why's this stuff
16:17still hanging around, huh?
16:18What are you supposed
16:19to be in charge of?
16:20Corrupted services, yeah
16:21Who's corrupting
16:21those services?
16:22The powerful
16:23The powerful
16:23which means us
16:24Now I have to create
16:26a ministry of corrupted
16:27services, am I right?
16:28Yeah, we could do that
16:29Let's do it
16:29Let's do it
16:30That'll fix most
16:30of our problems
16:31Get the hell out
16:33Trow
16:36Please
16:37Not one country
16:39in the world
16:40can survive
16:40without a much
16:41poorer South
16:41Yes
16:42Can you see our country
16:43having equal opportunities
16:44for everyone?
16:45No, absolutely not
16:46No, no, no, no
16:47Go find these dumpsters
16:48and blow them up
16:51The neighbors finally answered
17:02but apparently
17:03they haven't seen her yet
17:04What?
17:04They haven't seen her?
17:05No, they haven't
17:06but they did see her
17:07this morning though
17:08Well, if they saw her
17:09this morning
17:09she's probably not that far
17:10But we saw her
17:11this morning too
17:12It doesn't mean anything
17:12Yeah, that's true
17:13How can I be with a man
17:15like that?
17:20Hey, we got some news
17:22A friend
17:23A friend of mine
17:24said he saw her
17:24on the road
17:25to the fish factory
17:26Okay, but was she alright?
17:27I don't know
17:27I didn't see her
17:28Carmelo, why did you say
17:29you saw her
17:30if you actually
17:30haven't seen her?
17:31But let the man speak
17:32You stay out of this
17:34I don't need a lawyer
17:35A friend said he saw her
17:36walking up the road
17:37heading to the fish factory
17:38Where they hid
17:39that magical dumpster
17:40that brings you to Milan
17:42Come on, let's go
17:44The city where it always rains
17:48and there's fog
17:49where everyone's rude
17:51and doesn't greet you
17:53on the street
17:53With all due respect
17:54to you, Claudia
17:55as a Milanese
17:56I don't think you get it
17:57Yes, yes, yes
17:58We have to act fast
18:00We haven't made any progress
18:01this morning
18:02We're going to move on
18:03You morons
18:05Check every single canal
18:06Even those up north
18:08Did you give me a message?
18:09No
18:09I'm going to check you
18:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, darling
18:12No, no, I can't
18:13Not tonight
18:14I can't come over
18:15I have to go home to my wife
18:17I'm in a meeting right now
18:19With you and who?
18:21Yes, okay
18:23I'll call you later
18:24I'll call you later
18:25Obviously, yes, my love
18:26See you
18:27Darling, I told you
18:32Darling, I told you
18:33you that. Minister, there's a bunch of southerners probably heading back. What should we do with
18:43them? I can't believe my ears. Any news yet? Did I find something? Mr. President, a bunch of southerners
18:48are probably heading back. What should we do? Follow the group. What else should we do? Follow
18:56them. Guys, we're entering the building.
19:03Oh, it's about time. Finally, you're here. This is so exciting. Goodness gracious. Oh, wow.
19:21Hey, hey, did you know I own the apartment upstairs? It's fine. I own it.
19:25Arrest her. Arrest me. How's that? Guys, I'm the owner. I own this place.
19:29Stop, police. Hurry, quick.
19:33Stop. Get out. Get out. Now. Hurry.
19:41Central control. The dumpster smells of tangerine and cinnamon. What should I do?
19:45Yes, sir. Hurry.
19:51What's going on?
19:55Everyone step back.
20:00What are you doing?
20:02What are you doing?
20:25Have you seen my little girl?
20:30Aurora?
20:31Excuse me.
20:32Aurora!
20:33I didn't even see my little girl.
20:35Excuse me.
20:35Aurora!
20:46Aurora!
20:47I need to get through.
20:48Aurora!
20:49I'm looking for my daughter.
20:50She's probably somewhere around here.
20:51Aurora!
20:52Aurora, sweetheart!
20:53Aurora!
20:54Sweetie, Aurora!
20:54Sweetie!
20:55Zora!
20:56Look.
20:57Our baby's doll.
21:01So what should we do?
21:03Follow me.
21:04Go on.
21:05Go on.
21:05Go on.
21:07Go on.
21:12Go on.
21:13Go on.
21:14Go on.
21:14Go on.
21:24Us first.
21:25Us first.
21:25Because we're men.
21:26And men always go first.
21:27Whatever.
21:27Go.
21:28Okay.
21:28We get it.
21:29Now go.
21:29Oh, her doll.
21:31Okay.
21:31Now your turn.
21:32Women go second.
21:45Here.
21:45Use my bag.
21:46What are they doing?
21:58Are they getting into the dumpster?
22:00Wait.
22:01I'm not in yet.
22:02How dare they say we never do anything for the South.
22:16Cheers to us and to hundreds of other terms like this one.
22:27Who's hand is this?
22:33Who's do you think?
22:34It's mine.
22:34Oh, sorry.
22:35Where the hell are we?
22:45Where the hell are we?
23:05Mommy, daddy.
23:08Sweetheart.
23:09Oh.
23:13I missed you so much.
23:16So did I, mom.
23:17I missed you a whole lot.
23:22Daddy.
23:23Hmm?
23:23I wanted to go to Milan to speak to your director so he'll hire you again.
23:29I'm really sorry.
23:30Sweetheart, it's okay.
23:31You guys, where are we?
23:37What is this place?
23:52The small seaside community, better known for its sandy beaches and carefree lifestyle,
23:57has been hit by tragedy.
23:59What are your thoughts on what has happened?
24:00They were murdered.
24:01What else can we say?
24:03Assassins.
24:03There was no need to do that.
24:04Yeah.
24:04A lot of people like myself and those who are dead use that portal every evening to go home
24:09and have dinner with our families.
24:10But now what?
24:11Why did the government not want us to use it?
24:14Did the government really have to ruin everything?
24:16So no one could have ever imagined the existence of a portal that could unite the South and the
24:21North.
24:21Now that portal has been destroyed.
24:23And with it, several lives have been lost.
24:26Indeed, authorities have confirmed.
24:27At the time of the explosion, two families were inside the so-called magical dumpster.
24:33Among the victims is a young girl, said to be the daughter of one of the couples.
24:37This might not be the best moment for another question, yet we all wonder, could we have avoided
24:43such a tragedy?
24:45Whatever.
24:45Who cares?
24:47Just a handful fewer Southerners.
24:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
25:19this is useless this place is endless it leads nowhere mama mia yeah there's no use to keep
25:35walking then what should we do yeah what should we do all this because you didn't tell us the
25:44truth as if you've always told the truth what did i ever not tell you well i don't know maybe that
25:49you wanted me to leave milan to go work for your father at his fish factory putting tuna in cans
25:54i've always backed you up when it came to my parents you've always pretended to back me up
25:59even though you've always agreed with your father and speaking of leaving places yeah why is that
26:06still in our lives oh my goodness you two are crazy us two not just crazy but also jealous
26:12admit it you're jealous admit it as if i'd be jealous of google yes you are if you weren't
26:18then okay sure i'm jealous of google is that why you got yourself a lover then there is no lover so
26:23what's with that horrendous cherry perfume you always have on enough already i'll say this once and for
26:29all it's lavender and white must you need a nose for things in life real lavender does not smell like
26:34that please guys this is all my fault for christmas i asked santa claus to bring you closer together
26:40but if this means more fighting well then next christmas i'll just ask him to keep you apart
26:47oh no sweetheart no don't do that my little angel santa claus doesn't grant those kinds of wishes
26:54and me and your dad we love each other
26:56we're happy and so are your aunt and uncle
27:01sweetheart
27:05come here
27:08you idiot
27:10come on let's make up how could you resist that little wink huh
27:13oh honey i'm sorry
27:15i didn't realize gugu annoyed you so much
27:18that gulliermo sorry i meant gulliermo
27:20but promise me you'll never spy on me again
27:22scout's honor i swear
27:24honey you never were a boy scout huh
27:26but i swear my word still counts
27:28please try to remember there's a child here
27:34pal you were right it's lavender and white musk
27:38finally finally
27:41i can't believe you didn't know this earlier
27:44no but what matters is that you don't use it for other women
27:46because you're jealous too
27:47i've never tried on musk or lavender
27:49use it for me
27:50oh
27:51you get a kiss too
27:53you're right it's lavender and white musk indeed
27:56that's your uncle for you
27:58he's crazy right
27:59finally we're all together again
28:01reunited together
28:02forever and ever
28:03yes sweetie forever and ever
28:06where are you going
28:10what did you find
28:12look i found it
28:19my drawing
28:21the one i made for santa claus
28:23this is amazing
28:24it is it's your drawing
28:26oh
28:26no
28:32no
28:36no
28:46no
28:47no
28:49no
28:50Let's go, okay?
29:03Careful.
29:05Watch out, pal.
29:11Izzy, lift me up.
29:14Follow me this way.
29:16I might have the perfect solution for you.
29:18Look at this.
29:19These cabinets.
29:19They might be the perfect fit for the empty space in your house.
29:22We could...
29:24Hello.
29:28Sorry.
29:29Hello.
29:30Come on, let's go.
29:31Uh, what?
29:33Hi, hello.
29:35Okay, let's go, sweetheart.
29:36Don't mind us.
29:38So they're not actually dead.
29:42Those cabinets are incredible.
29:44They're very spacious and convenient.
29:46Hey, ladies.
29:47Yeah.
29:47You do realize that this is Aurora's drawing, right?
29:50Of course we realize it, Valentino.
29:52We can't let the government win.
29:55No, we won't.
29:57Dear Sicilians and the South,
30:01I have come here to inform you that, unfortunately, we have to destroy the magic portals,
30:07since several citizens have noted very dangerous side effects for their health.
30:16Nonetheless, those portals have helped us discover that we should no longer consider some citizens as being better than others.
30:24And it's precisely for this reason that I solemnly pledge and promise you to get rid of any differences between North and South.
30:36Thank you, and Merry Christmas, I'm always so hungry after a good speech, especially when lots of people show up, like today.
30:47It's so much pressure.
30:48Imagine you say the wrong thing.
30:53Let's get out of here.
30:54What?
31:05We have to start all over?
31:07I thought we blew up the dumpsters.
31:09I thought so, too, Mr. President.
31:12Summon the ministers for an emergency meeting, right now.
31:14President, I don't think it's a good time.
31:16It's game night.
31:16Who cares about their game night?
31:17Call all of them now.
31:18Do it immediately.
31:19Police!
31:23Go, go, go!
31:24What?
31:25Check everywhere!
31:29Clear, clear!
31:33Check every single room!
31:35Nothing here!
31:36All clear!
31:38Nothing here either!
31:43Affirmative!
31:44We're inside!
31:46Negative, Mr. President.
31:47There's nothing.
31:48The house is clear.
31:50Let's go!
31:53Hey, Merry Christmas, guys, huh?
31:55See you later!
31:59The door!
32:04We could give them keys, since they come three times a day now.
32:07Yeah, I guess we could.
32:08Sweetheart, you weren't even scared.
32:09So, how's it going, huh?
32:12Hey!
32:13These drawings are great!
32:14Good job!
32:15Beautiful, sweetie!
32:16Hey, Uncle!
32:17Daddy!
32:17What do you think of a bookcase?
32:20Brilliant!
32:20A bookcase is an amazing idea!
32:22Brilliant, sweetie!
32:23And a mirror that rotates?
32:24Yes!
32:24Great idea!
32:25Awesome!
32:25Great idea!
32:26A rotating mirror would be perfect!
32:27And a storage bench!
32:29Another beautiful idea!
32:30Good job!
32:30And what about a newsstand?
32:32Yes, yes!
32:33And a manhole!
32:34Oh, and a breakfast nook, huh?
32:35And what about a bathroom closet?
32:37And a wardrobe!
32:38Yeah!
32:38I've got an idea!
32:40An outdoor electrical enclosure!
32:42Brilliant!
32:42Not bad, huh?
32:43Draw an outdoor electrical enclosure!
32:45Come on!
32:46Oh, my God!
32:49Here!
32:50I'm going to have a little bag, okay?
32:53A bag of almonds for the nice lady coming right up.
32:56Here you go, some scoops, right?
32:58All farm to table.
32:59Thank you!
32:59Love it!
32:59Thank you!
33:01Here's your bag!
33:03Thank you!
33:04Thanks!
33:04Guys, I'm back now!
33:12Mommy, you're here!
33:13You're here!
33:14I want some lunch.
33:16Time for dinner!
33:18I'm starving!
33:21Hi, everyone!
33:22How are you?
33:25I'm happy to be here.
33:27Yes!
33:28Yes!
33:28Guys, the break is open!
33:58It's time to head north!
34:00Already?
34:00I'm happy here.
34:02Let's go!
34:05Come on!
34:18Mr. President, this one is broken!
34:21Mr. President, this one isn't working either.
34:23There's probably a switch or a button somewhere that you press for it to work.
34:26Keep looking, okay?
34:27We're a lever, a power outlet, or a coin slot or something.
34:30We'll pay if we have to.
34:31Or maybe there's a magic word.
34:32Open sesame!
34:35Yeah?
34:35Espero!
34:36Thank you!
34:41PANTE!
34:44Go!
34:47PANTE!!!!
34:48PANTE!
34:50When the night subsiste
34:55Cambia the love you see
34:58Te verte en la primavera
35:02Cambia el bela que la fiera
35:06Cambia el cabelo el ansiado
35:10I'm listening.
35:12Time for payback.
35:13Time for payback.
35:14Okay, let's do this, guys.
35:16Here you go, sweetheart.
35:19Bear!
35:20Amazing!
35:21Good job!
35:22That's great!
35:25High five!
35:26High five!
35:26High five!
35:31Merry Christmas!
35:34Cheers!
35:35Cheers, everyone!
35:36I have to say, for me,
35:38one of the best things is when our family gets together
35:40for a peaceful evening.
35:42For me, it's getting to spend time with my sweetie.
35:44I kind of feel a little bit guilty, though.
35:46Why's that?
35:46Because you know how I am.
35:48I think we might have gone overboard with the director.
35:50No, Daddy.
35:52A couple of days alone will do him some good.
35:56Perfect.
35:57Well said, Aurora.
35:58Perfect.
35:59Cheers to my amazing grandma.
36:01Cheers!
36:01Cheers!
36:01Cheers, Aurora!
36:03Is there anyone out here?
36:06I didn't even settle for a southerner, please!
36:11Where is everyone?
36:14Come on, answer me!
36:16I don't know about you guys,
36:18but it seems to me that all's well that ends well, right?
36:20Let's hope that nothing else happens.
36:22What could possibly happen?
36:23Have I ever let you down, Val?
36:25I don't think so.
36:26Sure.
36:26If it's possible.
36:26Dig in, everyone.
36:27Let's just see.
36:27No, no.
36:27Wait, wait, wait.
36:28Before we start eating,
36:29let's all make a nice toast to our amazing Sicily
36:32that is unlike Milan.
36:35You see, where it always rains.
36:36Oh, Dad.
36:37And there's fog.
36:38And where everyone acts so cold.
36:40Yes, that's true.
36:41They never say hi.
36:42I'm saying this with all due respect to you,
36:44my dear Claudia, as a Milanese.
36:46Carmelo, do you mind if I say something?
36:47I want to know.
36:48No, no, sorry, honey, but I'm saying it.
36:49To tell you the truth.
36:51Go on.
36:51You aren't very old, Carmelo.
36:53Eh?
36:53You're just a very old dinosaur.
36:55Sweetie, please.
36:55There, you like it?
36:56Oh, no.
36:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
36:57I'm just telling the truth.
36:58Sorry.
36:59You're like the Valley of the Temples.
37:00You're as old as its foundation.
37:02No, no, no, Claudia.
37:04No, you're my best friend,
37:05but please show some respect to my father.
37:07Stop, I can defend myself.
37:10Do you know what we say in Milan?
37:12No, please don't say it.
37:13I don't care, I'm saying it.
37:14Whoa, whoa, whoa.
37:15Can we just say it?
37:15You're nothing more than an emperor.
37:18Let's all calm down.
37:20But I have to agree,
37:21there is some truth in what they say.
37:23Come on, I need to listen to the fact.
37:24I don't always say it.
37:25You're wrong.
37:26You're wrong.
37:27You're wrong.
37:30You're wrong.
37:31You're wrong.
37:32You're wrong.
37:34You're wrong.
37:34For the bright time, it's a swell time
37:39To rock in the night
37:41Jingle bells time, it's a swell time
37:46To go gliding in a one horse lane
37:50Giddy up, jingle, or speak off your feet
37:54Jingle around the canal
37:57Mixing the lingo in the jingler field
38:01That's the jingle bell rock
38:05Dancing and praising the jingle bell square
38:16In the frosty air
38:19For the bright time, it's the right time
38:23To rock the night away
38:26Jingle bells time, it's a swell time
38:31To go gliding in a one horse lane
38:35Giddy up, jingle, or speak off your feet
38:38Jingle around the clock
38:42Mixing the lingo in the jingler field
38:46That's the jingle bell
38:48That's the jingle bell rock
38:52That's the jingle bell which shows you if you don't like me
38:57I get my word
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