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00:00Obviously, to say the show-off didn't go as planned would be an understatement.
00:09But what else can you say when you see a poor girl laying there with her foot on backwards?
00:14Devastating. Not just for Crystal and Courtney and Hiddletooth, but for the entire cheer immunity.
00:20Why are you smiling?
00:21Am I?
00:23I must have something funny banging around the back of my head.
00:26Let's start again.
00:28Hang on.
00:31My heart goes out to Courtney and her entire team. I feel that smile now.
00:36As soon as I saw that poor girl's foot blow up and heard the doctor vomit, I knew it wasn't good.
00:40Unfortunately, it took the ambulance about 26 minutes to arrive, and in an emergency, every second counts.
00:46When I suffered my head injury, we lost about 18 minutes of precious time.
00:53Did the job on a doctor's foot?
00:54They killed the baby, and so they still cheated on.
00:59Doctor says that's maybe the reason I can't say the word.
01:02That's when I was thinking of too late.
01:04And I was thinking of trying to beat the baby with the baby.
01:06That's the word I was thinking of.
01:08Okay, let's go.
01:09Okay, okay, let's go.
01:11Five, six, seven, eight.
01:13Had we made it to cheer camp with ten cheerleaders,
01:16we would have gotten the automatic bid to Daytona.
01:18But instead, we did what we call in cheer
01:20the mat at our show-off.
01:23So now we gotta qualify the old-fashioned way
01:26by going through the entire cheer season
01:28and mastering the necessary skills.
01:30But we can, we will, we must.
01:34I am gonna draw some flames on this poop, though,
01:36so we remember what happened on that day.
01:39All right, everybody gather round.
01:41We all here except Crystal?
01:43I don't see Sally anywhere.
01:44Oh, she's not coming.
01:46She fell into the sour apple bed at her job
01:48at the candy button factory,
01:49so she called in Green.
01:53Wow, okay.
01:54We'll see her back after her quarantine ends.
01:56And I know we're all devastated about what happened to Crystal,
01:58but we've got to put that behind us.
02:00The good news is we're gonna replace Crystal
02:02and we're gonna recruit even better cheerleaders.
02:04Yeah, we will.
02:05How are we gonna do that?
02:07We're gonna perform at Media Day.
02:09That's when teams from all the other schools
02:11in the conference get together
02:12to promote their programs in front of local media.
02:15It is an opportunity to show off my team
02:17and recruit more cheerleaders.
02:19And this year, Hayatleston is hosting
02:21the four schools that make up the conference.
02:23Matarday St. Bernard,
02:25East South Oklahoma Junior College,
02:27Totboro City State,
02:28and of course, Hedlestown.
02:30And together, we are known as the Meth Conference.
02:33And I believe that most of the meth heads
02:36will be coming here later this week.
02:38Wait, we're performing so soon,
02:40there's still pieces of Crystal's ankle on the mat?
02:42Honey, what happened to Crystal happens all the time in cheer.
02:44That happens all the time?
02:45Nope, see ya.
02:46Yeah, Coach, I only have pet insurance,
02:48so if I get injured, they're gonna put me down.
02:51Okay, what I meant was, that stuff never happens.
02:53But stuff that never happens happens all the time in cheer.
02:57Sometimes you just talk and hope the right words come out.
03:00We will nail our routine in front of the local media.
03:02The word's gonna get out,
03:03and we will attract the top talent from the greater meth area.
03:06And get this, since we're the only school in the conference
03:09with a competitive cheer program, we have no competition.
03:12Any questions?
03:13I have one.
03:14Yes, ma'am.
03:15When's DeMarcus going to apologize?
03:18What are you implying?
03:22I'm not implying anything.
03:23It's your fault Crystal broke.
03:25How would you know you were asleep?
03:26Okay, what are you impo-
03:31DeMarcus?
03:32I wasn't asleep when I saw you bail on the catch.
03:34Speaking of bail, shouldn't you be checking in with your parole officer?
03:37I think your ankle brace is blowing up.
03:39Oh, yeah, I can detect when I'm about to beat someone's ass!
03:42Now, there's a line between tomfoolery and jackassery,
03:45and y'all are walking it.
03:46Now, if something bad happens to one of us,
03:47it's actually on each of us.
03:49The word apologize is not in the list of words or phrases
03:51that DeMarcus uses to express himself.
03:53Besides, I was just doing my thing.
03:56I mean, of course it's DeMarcus's fault,
03:58but right now I gotta lift him up as a team.
04:01So I don't wanna see any more finger pointing.
04:02Yeah, you hear that?
04:03She doesn't wanna see any more finger pointing.
04:05Understand?
04:06Do you know whose fault it was when the Titanic went down?
04:09Everyone on that boat.
04:12Steve, you can just let me handle it.
04:13Yeah, can you just let her handle it?
04:15All right, Captain.
04:16I know it's hard to perform after an accident like we had,
04:19but we can, we must, and we will.
04:21Mm-hmm.
04:22All right?
04:23Any more questions?
04:24Just one.
04:25Yes, ma'am.
04:26Uh, we suck in a parade.
04:27First of all, that's not a question.
04:29And, yeah, okay, we had a setback,
04:31but we do not suck in a parade.
04:34We're about one month and three good cheerleaders away
04:36from suck in a parade.
04:38Speaking of which,
04:39we're gonna cut all the potty words out of this, right?
04:41I just, I feel like people in my church may watch.
04:44There she is.
04:45Hey, baby.
04:46Hey, I was gonna pitch we stay in,
04:48maybe watch one of your, uh, shows
04:50where the housewives scream at each other,
04:51which somehow relaxes you?
04:52I wish I could,
04:53but I gotta go talk to Crystal's parents,
04:55but I am bringing this over as a small gesture.
04:57You're going with grapes and strawberries for breaking their kid?
04:59Feels a little bit more like a tropical fruit situation to me.
05:02It's gonna be fine.
05:03I've had this conversation a hundred times.
05:05Cheer's a dangerous sport.
05:07I mean, no offense,
05:08but my athletes don't have the benefit of pads or helmets.
05:10I was wearing a helmet when I got hit.
05:11The doctor's left part of that helmet in my head.
05:15Well, I know, baby.
05:16I've been to the airport with you.
05:17Be still.
05:18Okay.
05:19All right.
05:20I think it's gonna be real quick.
05:22They've been in cheer their whole lives,
05:24and they know the risk.
05:25All right, well, would you hurry back?
05:27Because I was looking forward to hanging out.
05:29I know, baby.
05:30I'm not fooling around.
05:32I cracked the code.
05:33Smart hand looks good leaving the room.
05:36God gave with both hands right there.
05:38I am shattered.
05:40It's a bad word.
05:41Choice.
05:42Um, I was so saddened by what happened to Crystal.
05:46I mean, she is like a daughter to me.
05:48Aww.
05:49She is by far our favorite child.
05:51In fact, if we'd had her first, we would have stopped trying.
05:54And we're gonna miss our baby girl.
05:56But I want you to know that even though you're not gonna be performing,
05:58honey, you are always a member of our team.
06:00And in our heart.
06:01What do you mean that she won't be performing?
06:04Because her foot's on backwards.
06:05But you told us the documentary would be about her.
06:09Hm?
06:10We expect her to be in every single routine now.
06:13And to make it to Daytona.
06:15Come on now.
06:16Y'all, y'all, y'all seem like reasonable people.
06:24They are not reasonable people.
06:31Alright, he comes through here.
06:33I've tumbling passed, tumbling passed.
06:35He can take her forward.
06:37I'm gonna stun it.
06:38Hey, what are you doing with my dolls?
06:45I'm using your toys to come up with a performance for me today that includes Crystal,
06:49which was a lot easier when she could move.
06:51Come here.
06:52Let me give you my famous PG-13 foot massage.
06:54Oh, baby.
06:55I don't have time, honey.
06:56No?
06:57No?
06:58You don't have time for this?
06:59Oh, no.
07:00Well, now you can't stop till one of us dies.
07:02I miss you.
07:04I know, baby.
07:05Ever since we stopped working at the same school,
07:07I only get to see you ten hours a day and seven of those are sleeping.
07:11If I'm lucky, twenty minutes of none your business.
07:14Unfortunately, that's gonna get worse before it gets better because DeMarcus broke my flyer.
07:18Well, I'm gonna give you two pieces of advice.
07:20One, do not push DeMarcus too hard.
07:23He will leave you.
07:24And two, under no circumstances, unbox my Stretch Armstrong action figure.
07:28That is our retirement.
07:29Okay, noted.
07:30And I appreciate your opinions, Coach, but my team responds to tough love.
07:34They do.
07:35DeMarcus ain't gonna respond to tough love.
07:37You know who does, though.
07:39Me?
07:40That's right.
07:41So get to work on those calves.
07:42Mmm.
07:43Oh.
07:44Oh.
07:45Oh, no.
07:46He's serious.
07:47Oh, no.
07:48The magic fingers.
07:50Calf rubbing always leads to none your business.
07:53All right.
08:00Everybody gather round.
08:02Come here.
08:03Uh, do you think you could, uh, hurry up, please?
08:06I can, but I won't be responsible for what happens if I do.
08:12My name is Miss Dot.
08:13My name is Miss Dot.
08:14The way to remember that is there are two dots in Miss Dot.
08:17One on the eye and one is my name.
08:19I have many jobs.
08:21Just like this tape.
08:23It can prevent injuries, set bones, hang pictures.
08:28I even used it once to close the blouse so my back privates wouldn't show.
08:32One, two, three, four.
08:34Ow, ow.
08:35Seven, eight.
08:36Ow, ow.
08:37Three, four.
08:38Ow, ow.
08:39Seven, eight.
08:40Ow.
08:41I'm not doing this.
08:42What is your problem?
08:43I will tell you what his problem is.
08:44He's barely trying.
08:45Yeah, I'm busting my ass here.
08:46Hey, stay in your lane.
08:47DeMarcus, why did you stop?
08:48Because this is stupid.
08:49Okay, you don't tell me what's stupid.
08:50I know stupid.
08:51Okay.
08:52Oh, I'm stuck.
08:53Yeah, I'm stuck.
08:54This routine is just weird and sad.
08:55You don't tell me what's weird and sad.
08:56I know weird and sad.
08:57Oh, no.
08:58Okay.
08:59Come on.
09:00Oh, this is worse.
09:01I'm your coach.
09:02And you need to respect me.
09:03Do you understand that?
09:04Look, I'm just saying.
09:05If you want to attract new talent, forget about Crystal.
09:07You let me do my thing.
09:09There is no media day without me.
09:11I'm just saying.
09:12If you want to attract new talent, forget about Crystal.
09:15You let me do my thing.
09:17There is no media day without me.
09:19Well, there's still a Dia, and you ain't gonna be Dia.
09:23Like I said, you just keep talking and hope the right words come.
09:28You're benched.
09:29Steven, you're in for DeMarcus.
09:31Oh, come on.
09:32Yeah, just a sec.
09:34Cheer is like a pyramid.
09:36You need a strong foundation.
09:37Well, actually, I'd be at the top.
09:39But I was a base, so it's like a little confused.
09:41Okay.
09:42My point is, we need to put our best possible team out there on media day,
09:45and that's why I think, Yezu Christos, we have no competition.
09:49Hey, Tam.
09:50I was in pieces over what happened to Crystal.
09:53Are you smiling?
09:54Your eyes are real squinty.
09:55I'm smiling because of the good news.
09:57Well, what good news?
09:59They transferred Sammy Davis Senior Junior College into your conference.
10:05It's now myths, and we're this.
10:08Isn't that fun?
10:09That is so much fun.
10:12Okay, I'm gonna let you go.
10:14When you talk to your husband, you tell him I said thank you for making this happen.
10:19Oh, we're gonna talk about it a lot.
10:22Guess I'll see you at media day.
10:24See you there.
10:25Booney, did you have Sammy Davis Senior Junior transferred into our conference?
10:39I sure did.
10:40Thought it would be a nice way for us to spend a little more time together.
10:42But based off the way you're squeezing my battle armor He-Man, I'm guessing I was wrong.
10:46Booney, I don't want to have to go up against my old school when I'm trying to say I have the best cheer program in the conference.
10:53Leave it.
10:54Here is my whole thought process.
10:56I want to see more of my wife.
10:58I'm a little bit hungry.
10:59I'm gonna enter us in the conference, and I'm gonna make chili.
11:01And quite honestly, I feel like I nailed the situation.
11:03Baby, I appreciate the sentiment. I do.
11:05But maybe next time, when you get a big idea, you just run it past me before the thoughts start processing.
11:10I'm sorry, baby, I see that now.
11:12Okay.
11:13I think honestly, it probably just was a little bit of my head injury.
11:18Okay, I'm sorry. Okay.
11:20I'm sorry. You know I understand.
11:22Sometimes when Courtney gets mad, I play the head injury card.
11:27And if that doesn't work, I play the head injury card.
11:30Yeah.
11:34Just so he's safe.
11:35Okay.
11:36I'm so excited about this season. We have got a great group of kids and one middle-aged man.
11:48Meth and football just go together, you know. And I got a real fast team this year, so I'm excited to introduce some speed into the mix.
11:56We're gonna be cooking. Also, I look forward to getting with the huddle stone cheer coach. She's my wife. I can make that joke.
12:04I was actually referring to a different middle-aged man.
12:06I'm a 17th year sophomore, but I am in the shape of my life. I've got a three pack. Can't tell because boy cheerleaders aren't allowed to wear midriffs like the girls.
12:16And I'd show you, but there's one thing I learned in the rental car business. You've got to keep your shirt on.
12:21And I'm with my girl Tina. And the cops are on me. And I realized that that's not even my car. I got like three felonies in the glove compartment. And that's not even Tina.
12:34But, uh, yeah, cheers. Chill. I do not like drama. And this year, there's like a lot of drama on the cheer team. Last year, I got along with everybody.
12:44When I say huddle, you say what? Huddle what?
12:47What's my goal this season? To be the first man that throws a cheerleader onto the moon.
12:51I'd like to thank all of my followers who made the hashtag white. Videos go viral.
12:57I love you, Crystal!
12:59Why?
13:02But I cannot endorse this trend.
13:06Well, the good news is we still have a couple of openings.
13:09So if you want to be a part of a team that is coached by a 14-time national champion, then you look no further than Hedlinson Junior College.
13:16How do you feel about your old school joining your division?
13:19Well, we're not here to talk about my old school. We're here to talk about the unique opportunity.
13:22Tammy?
13:23Tammy?
13:24Oh, I haven't seen you since you got fired from your old school, unjustly.
13:31Look who it is. Oh, it's my little Tammy.
13:34I don't want to make this about me.
13:37I miss you so much.
13:39I know, honey. I miss you.
13:41This is my former assistant coach, Tammy Istini.
13:44Are we gonna see some cheer today?
13:46Well, you know, media day isn't the time to do, like, a big show.
13:48So I just wanna give you a little taste of what's to come this season at Hedlestone.
13:52Uh, cheerpatizer, if you will.
13:54Uh-oh. I made a boo-boo.
13:57What?
13:58You know little isn't in my DNA.
14:00You know little fella.
14:02Uh-oh.
14:03Ooh.
14:04Uh-oh.
14:05Oh, yeah.
14:06Uh-oh.
14:07One, two, two.
14:08Oh, yeah.
14:10Oh, yeah.
14:11Oh, yeah.
14:12Oh, yeah.
14:14Let's see.
14:17Let's go.
14:19Let's go.
14:20Well, yeah.
14:22Let's go.
14:23Oh, yeah.
14:24Hey, hey, let's go.
14:25We got a fun little guy.
14:26Oh, yeah.
14:27We got a fun thing.
14:28Oh, yeah.
14:29All you see means we wanna know the real world
14:32Hello, you're so much to see if we never know
14:34I'm sorry, you're laughing as I watch
14:37You can't keep on, cause the real slime never stops
14:41You take a while, yes, you just been outcast
14:44We like a light going on
14:47We haven't arrived, now there's no turning on
14:50To be honest, I'm not that impressed
14:53And show off who we are
14:56I feel terrible, I'll put you in this position
15:14I just thought it'd be fun if we could work together
15:17Is it fine?
15:18At the moment, it is not
15:20Well, don't feel bad for me, I know what I'm doing, you know
15:23If I need you, I know where to find you
15:26Yes, ma'am
15:27It was inappropriate of me to put my team in this conference
15:31And more inappropriate of me to say
15:33I would be getting with the Huddleston cheer coach
15:35Because that will definitely not be happening tonight
15:38All right, buttons, round up!
15:40We're not going on after that, right?
15:41Why wouldn't we?
15:42Because we saw the f***ing parade
15:43You see what you did to her?
15:45Listen up, y'all, I'm not gonna worry about that
15:47Because we're here to show people in our conference
15:49What it means to be a button
15:50Now, when I look at this team, I see grit
15:53Determination, heart
15:55That's the stuff of champions
15:56That's what I know people are gonna want to be a part of
15:58So we are gonna go out there
16:00And we're gonna kick some ass
16:02See?
16:04You talk enough and the right words come
16:05Buttons on three
16:06One, two, three
16:08Buttons!
16:10Showtime, baby!
16:11Where do you think you're going?
16:12I didn't hear me take you off the bench
16:14You can't do this without the markets
16:18I don't think you understand what it means to be part of a team yet
16:20I understand y'all gonna embarrass yourselves without me
16:23We'll see who's embarrassed
16:24Five, six, seven, eight!
16:35Roll buttons, roll!
16:38Your attention, please
16:39This is a fire
16:41Please walk slowly
16:42Towards the nearest exit
16:43No!
16:44And then go home
16:44You know, I was hoping that Media Day would be a chance to get the word out
16:58And we'd be able to add to our team
17:00But like everything else lately
17:01The Lord had a different plan
17:02But I'll tell you what
17:03Even after everything
17:05My team was ready to go right back out there
17:07And that tells me one thing
17:08They do not set a parade
17:11Hold on, sorry
17:13Oh, it's Tammy
17:15Hold on
17:15Hey, girl, hey
17:16You sly dog
17:18You got another two members of my team to defect
17:20What are you talking about?
17:21I see grit
17:22I see determination
17:24I see heart
17:25I see heart
17:25That's the stuff of champions
17:27That's what I know people are gonna want to be a part of
17:29If I was going to be betrayed by anybody
17:31I'm so glad it's you
17:33I hope they don't fall and break their knees
17:34Stop it!
17:37Anyway, I'll see you on the mat, doll
17:39Listen up
17:45I got good news, y'all
17:46Because of media day
17:48We picked up two new cheerleaders
17:49Who used to cheer for me at SDSJC
17:51I want you to welcome them
17:53Come on in here, babies
17:53They're one of the team
17:57Let's make them feel at home
17:58Coach, I think it's only fair that they try out
18:01Uh, round off hands ring full?
18:03Yeah, I'm sure with a little more stretching
18:14It could, it could work
18:15All right
18:16They're a part of the team now
18:17Y'all make them feel at home
18:19Hey, uh, coach
18:21Can I talk to you for a second?
18:22You're right in the middle of a practice, so
18:23I just wanted to say I'm sorry
18:25Well, don't just tell me
18:28Tell the team
18:28Y'all, DeMarcus is here
18:30He has something he wants to say
18:31I am sorry
18:33That y'all didn't understand
18:36How important I was to this team
18:37I'm gonna kill him
18:39Sorry that I screwed up at the show-off
18:44And that I broke Crystal
18:47Can I come back now?
18:49Come here to me
18:50We talked to you
18:51Listen, I know why you did that flip at the show-off
18:53You thought a bear's looking at you
18:55You love the attention
18:56And you're right, they are looking at you
18:57You're a star
18:58You gotta make some space for the rest of this team
19:01And they have got to feel safe
19:02I don't think we can win without you, Buck
19:03I know you can't win by yourself, so
19:05You gonna be all in or all out?
19:11I'm all in
19:12All right
19:14Now go make nice with the team
19:16Hey, coach, by the way
19:18Yeah?
19:18Got some balls to let our team go out there on media day
19:20I respect that in a moment
19:21Lord, enough messing around
19:25We got a long way to go before we get to Daytona
19:27I want 100 laps
19:28Let's go
19:29I believe in tough love
19:32The tough part is easy
19:34That was abysmal
19:35Don't look at me
19:36Don't look at each other
19:38You are my shame
19:40It's the love that makes a difference
19:42Peaches, act like you just knocked over a sunglasses hut
19:45And the law's on your tail
19:46Cheer is about push and pull
19:48And as a coach, I know when to push my team
19:50And when to have someone pull the fire alarm
19:54Courtney and I, we got a shorthand
19:56If she texts me an emoji of a woman running
19:58Means she's running late
19:59If she texts me a peach in an eggplant
20:01Means we're going to the farmer's market
20:03Then none your business
20:05And on the rare occasion
20:07Where she sends me this
20:09That means she needs my help
20:12Even when we're not on the same team
20:19We are always on the same team
20:22Your attention, please
20:25This is a fire
20:26Your boy's going to the farmer's market
20:32Alright, y'all
20:35Warm-up's over
20:36Let me see something
20:37That's how we roam
20:45Want to give one more try?
20:51Jevestating
20:52I'm sorry
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20:55I've got the giggles now
20:57Just kidding
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