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00:00It covers it.
00:02Oops.
00:08Our fingers are touching.
00:10Yes, they are.
00:12I was just gonna give it back to you.
00:14No, you take it.
00:16I have plenty.
00:18I love sharing with you.
00:20Well, I love sharing with you, too.
00:22And I like you guys sharing, too.
00:24Because sharing is caring.
00:26And you, too, care so much.
00:30She's right.
00:32She sure is.
00:34So you take it.
00:36No, you take it.
00:38Okay, I'll take it.
00:40And I will put it in our office so you two can share it again.
00:44Well, then.
00:46Okay, everybody be careful going home.
00:48Okay, hey.
00:50Talk to you later.
00:52Okay.
00:54Okay, bye.
01:00They're cute, right?
01:02But if anybody is uncomfortable, we could definitely address that.
01:06Anybody, meaning you.
01:08Me?
01:09Yeah.
01:10No.
01:11Yeah.
01:12Steve, maybe.
01:14What could possibly make me uncomfortable about...
01:16Oops, I dropped my pen.
01:18Oh, no.
01:20We're touching it at the same time.
01:22You take it.
01:23No, you take it.
01:24No, you take it.
01:25No, you take it.
01:26No, you take it.
01:27No, you take it.
01:28No, you take it.
01:29No, I take it.
01:30It's getting dirty.
01:31Oh, my God.
01:32I don't know who was playing who, but that was hysterical.
01:35I was Emmett.
01:37So everybody's happy.
01:40Things couldn't be going more perfect.
01:42Oh, what's the matter, Isabella?
01:44Yeah, you sorry that you got the two of them together?
01:47No.
01:48I love, love.
01:50I love it at work.
01:51I love it at home.
01:53Emma's still coming over to check on you two?
01:56Every night for the last two weeks!
02:00Which is great.
02:01You know, they talk a lot.
02:03Okay, first, I would love it if you could record some of their talk for me.
02:07I'm having trouble sleeping.
02:09And second, I have zero sympathy for you, okay?
02:14I told you that we shouldn't encourage them.
02:17Gabby, I know you're worried that if they break up, it'll be bad for you.
02:20Uh, no.
02:21Bad for all of us.
02:23This place was special.
02:25Is special.
02:26Yeah, it's special for me, too.
02:29You've seen how happy Bobby is.
02:31And as annoying as it may be sometimes.
02:35Don't you think she deserves a shot at that for the rest of her life?
02:41Okay, I'm headed home.
02:43Night night.
02:44Bye!
02:47Hey Emmett.
02:48You know, I've heard that there's been some more burglary somewhere in the city.
02:54I'm not sure I feel safe.
02:57Well, maybe I'd better come by and check on you girls.
03:00Okay.
03:02Okay!
03:03See you there!
03:04Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight
03:10To get through the day and sleep on through the night
03:14But here you'll find a place that'll surely lift your spirits
03:19You belong in Hackbeef's place
03:22You belong in Hackbeef's place
03:25I'm showing this date my lemon tree
03:28Only they're still green
03:29And she says,
03:31Are lives just baby lemons?
03:36Bet you ended things with her pretty quickly
03:38Oh, not really.
03:41She was pretty cute.
03:44Funny how men get smart and cute mixed up.
03:48Careful, cause I think you're the smartest woman I've ever met.
03:52Oh.
03:56Well.
04:02Yeah.
04:03Yeah, so smart I don't even know what to say now.
04:06Yeah.
04:11Oh, look at the time, will ya?
04:14I gotta get going.
04:15Really? I was having fun.
04:17Me too, but I'm only supposed to be here to make sure you're safe.
04:20Maybe the burglars are just waiting till you leave.
04:24They're not!
04:27It's fine. We're safe.
04:31I should go.
04:32Well, I appreciate you coming by.
04:34My pleasure.
04:36Good night, Emmett.
04:38Good night, Isabella.
04:40Good night, Bobby.
04:41Night, guys.
04:50Well, you two certainly chatted the night away.
05:00Yet again.
05:02It was so much fun.
05:04Who knew we'd love just sitting and talking with each other?
05:08Not me.
05:10I thought you'd want more eventually, but nope.
05:13You sound upset.
05:16Not upset.
05:18I'm worried.
05:19But you were the one that told me to let him come over here in the first place.
05:23I know. I just didn't know that was his only move.
05:27Look, I just don't want the two of you guys to get stuck.
05:31We're not gonna get stuck. Why would you think that?
05:34When's the last time you bought a new bra?
05:37Touche.
05:40Look, I know you guys are having a great time right now, but there's still so much left for the two of you.
05:46Like what?
05:47Like stuff I don't want to talk about but will make you grin when you do.
05:52Yes, it does.
05:54Okay, what should I do?
05:56Well, wear something that makes you feel pretty and, you know, just drop some hints that you want to go out with him.
06:03What if he doesn't ask me out?
06:04Then you ask him.
06:06Oh boy.
06:08Oh, I'm starting to get in the nervous sweat right now, just thinking about it.
06:12Okay, okay, relax.
06:14And just promise me you'll consider it.
06:17Okay, I will.
06:19Oh my gosh, I've never had a sister to talk to about boys before.
06:25Do I really need a new bra?
06:32Hey, do you know if Emmett is in there with her?
06:39Maybe.
06:40I haven't seen him in a while.
06:42I guess.
06:44Please don't be like my parents on Thanksgiving 1992.
06:50Please don't be like my parents on Thanksgiving 1992.
06:55Come in.
06:57Are you decent?
06:58Of course I am.
06:59Why wouldn't I be?
07:08What are you doing?
07:09Something I should have done on Thanksgiving 1992.
07:14Get in here.
07:15Here you go.
07:16For your information, Emmett and I are not, you know, physical with each other yet.
07:26For reals?
07:28Wow.
07:30I mean, Isabella said that you guys were still just talking, but come on.
07:34How long do you want to listen to a man yakety-yak before you get him in the sackety-sack, am I right?
07:48You never wanted Emmett and me to get together, did you?
07:51I never said that.
07:53Yeah, you did.
07:55Okay, but not to you.
07:57My point is Isabella thinks we should start dating.
08:00Okay, and I don't want you to date, so you want me to give you the counter-argument.
08:07I want you to be completely honest, knowing that Emmett makes me very, very happy and I don't want to screw it up.
08:15He really does make you happy, doesn't he?
08:21What do you know about sharks?
08:25They dance better than the Jets.
08:27Nobody dances better than the Jets.
08:34No, I meant actual sharks.
08:37Okay, because you see, Bobby, they have to keep moving in order to breathe.
08:41If they stop, they die.
08:43Not all sharks.
08:45Nurse sharks don't have to.
08:47Okay, you knew that, but you still said they dance better than the Jets.
08:50I mean, okay, whatever.
08:51The point is, your relationship is like every other shark, except for nurse sharks.
09:01If it doesn't move forward, it will die.
09:05You want me to ask Emmett out on a date?
09:09No, I want you to ask Steve out. I see a real future there.
09:11Yes.
09:12The men are the ones who are supposed to ask the women out, not the other way around.
09:19Okay, Bobby, that hasn't been true for 30 years.
09:22I haven't dated in 30 years!
09:24Oh, right!
09:25Oh, man!
09:26I'm surprised he didn't jump Emmett's bones the minute he said hello.
09:32Listen, Bobby.
09:34Okay, I'm gonna ask you something that you asked me when I was too scared to ask a man out.
09:40Are you sure he's not married?
09:44Yes, I'm sure.
09:46Okay, then put on your big girl panties and get your butt in there!
09:51Okay, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go ask Emmett out on a date.
09:54Yeah, you are!
09:56Not in that outfit though, right?
10:02You look really happy.
10:04That's usually bad news for someone else.
10:07Don't be silly. Isabella!
10:10Oh, good. It's for Isabella.
10:12It is not bad news for anyone.
10:15In fact, I think I did a profoundly good thing.
10:18Maybe the best thing I have ever done in my entire life.
10:25What did you do?
10:27I told Bobby to ask Emmett out.
10:32Oh, my gosh!
10:34Wait, why? What changed your mind?
10:37Well, I finally saw what you meant about Bobby being happy.
10:40Thank you for encouraging all of us to believe.
10:43You'd be a great cult leader.
10:47And thank you for changing your mind.
10:49Oh, so sweet. I give you guys a day.
10:52Wish me luck.
10:53Good luck! I'm so happy for you!
10:55We both are!
10:56She really gonna ask him in that outfit.
10:57Oh, no!
10:58I know!
10:59I know!
11:01The clerk!
11:02I'm coming!
11:03Oh, hey, Bobby.
11:04You look nice.
11:05Should we be going to ask him in that outfit?
11:07Oh, my God.
11:13The clerk!
11:14Coming!
11:17Oh, hey, Bobby.
11:18You look nice.
11:22I need help.
11:23I got two London broils in the oven and not enough hands.
11:27I'm on it.
11:28Would you like me to cut and baste them, too?
11:30You are the man.
11:33Yoo-hoo!
11:35How's everything going in here?
11:37Well, up to our eyeballs and busy, but never too busy for you.
11:41Oh, no, no.
11:42You do your thing.
11:46Hey, wouldn't it be nice if all the customers just went away and gave us a break?
11:51Not really.
11:52That's how we make our money.
11:54Just making a joke, Dakota.
11:56Try to lighten the mood.
11:59Is there something I can help you with, Bobby?
12:02No, I'm good.
12:03Goody, goody, knock on woody.
12:06I just came in here to visit to see if you were bored.
12:10I'm not.
12:11Yeah, I know.
12:12Up to your elbows.
12:15Hey, Dakota, if you have customers waiting, I can take over in here.
12:19Have you ever cross-cut a London broil?
12:21Cheerio, old governor!
12:26That answer your question?
12:28You're acting weird.
12:30Oh, I'm fine.
12:32I can handle the rest of this, Dakota.
12:33Thanks for helping.
12:35All right, Emmett.
12:37Now, I'm just going to check your time.
12:38I'm fine.
12:43Well, you want to spit it out, or are you going to do some more community theater first?
12:47Nope, I'm going to spit it right out.
12:50Going to spit it out.
12:51Will it be soon?
12:57I don't know, Bobby, get your big girl panties on.
13:00Bobby.
13:00Okay, you want to go out on a date with me?
13:04A date?
13:05That's what I said, wasn't it?
13:06It's kind of hard to tell with this blood pounding in my head.
13:10That's what all this has been about?
13:11You want me to go out with you?
13:13Yes.
13:14It is.
13:15Exactly.
13:16I see.
13:17Well.
13:21No thanks.
13:35Hey, hey, huh?
13:36How'd it go?
13:40Oh, my gosh.
13:42This is what I was afraid of.
13:44Why can't I learn not to join cults?
13:48Calm down.
13:49We don't even know what happened in there.
13:52It's obvious.
13:54Bobby went in there and made herself vulnerable by asking him out,
13:56and he squashed her feelings like they were an armadillo on a Texas highway.
14:02It's a real problem in Texas.
14:05Why do you assume Emmett was the one being insensitive?
14:12He's a man.
14:14I really don't like the two of you being on the same team.
14:19Tough luck, because we're Team Bobby.
14:21You mess with one of us, you got to deal with the rest of us.
14:24You act like Bobby doesn't have a dark side, too.
14:30But I know for a fact she laughs at videos where kids accidentally hit their dads in the baby maker.
14:35Yeah, one of those videos was me.
14:42Plus, she's been acting strange lately.
14:47Wow!
14:47Okay, so now you're going to pull out the hysterical woman stereotype?
14:53You know, I thought better of the both of you.
14:56Mm, heard that.
14:57Yeah.
14:57And did you forget that it was Bobby who came out of the kitchen looking all sad and upset?
15:02So, Emmett could be just as upset.
15:05He could be in there right now, you know, crying and...
15:08Well, maybe not crying, but feeling crushed in a stoic, non-emotional way.
15:14There is one way we could find out.
15:19You could ask him.
15:20Because if he is hurting, he'll need a friend.
15:24Just like a wounded, cornered animal needs a friend.
15:31You're right.
15:31I could walk into that tiny space full of knives and ask him.
15:37And if you get it on video, it might make Bobby laugh.
15:43Go.
15:44Do it.
15:58What?
15:59First off, I just have to say, everyone's been saying how great you look lately.
16:05What's your secret?
16:06I've never seen you drink water, moisturize.
16:09You got something to say.
16:10Say it.
16:11I'm busy.
16:12No.
16:12I don't have anything to say.
16:14I just stopped.
16:15Actually, I do have something to say.
16:22What happened in here with Bobby?
16:23Well...
16:26Well...
16:27Emmett, I'm your friend.
16:31I'm on your side.
16:36Did Bobby ask you out on a date?
16:42Yeah.
16:45And did you say no?
16:46No.
16:47I made a promise to Happy.
16:48I made a promise to Happy.
17:01I made a promise to Happy.
17:01Well, did she wind up asking him out?
17:20Did he turn her down?
17:21How were the London broils?
17:22Did they turn out okay?
17:25What?
17:25I can also care about the meat.
17:27Yes, she did ask him out.
17:30Yes, he did turn her down.
17:31And yes, the meat looks delicious.
17:34But that's all I can say.
17:35Can you write down the reason?
17:38That's all I can reveal.
17:41Nor should you reveal anything.
17:44It's not like we'd want to know anyway.
17:45We got a bunch of really cool stories of our own, so...
17:47You don't have to study psychology to recognize really bad reverse psychology.
17:53Come on, Steve.
17:54Tell us.
17:55Yeah, how are we going to help if we don't know what the problem is?
17:58Well, he really likes her, so it must be something horrible, right?
18:01I bet he's wanted for murder.
18:04He has always had a kind of serial killer vibe.
18:07Oh, my God, no.
18:11You know her answers are only going to get more out there.
18:13He killed his whole family!
18:14Okay, stop it.
18:17Even if you guessed correctly, I would never confirm you were right.
18:20Oh, my God.
18:22He threatened you.
18:23Like, 20 times if you think he's listening.
18:27Okay, I'm only going to say this once.
18:30Their lives are not for our entertainment.
18:33You don't have any right to know what's going on.
18:37But I do.
18:44Oh, hey, Bobby.
18:55Listen, if it's still okay, I'd like to come by and check on you guys tonight.
19:00No.
19:01No tonight or no ever?
19:04Did you turn me down because you made a promise to Daddy?
19:07I'm not really comfortable talking about that right now.
19:12Good.
19:13Then just stand there and look pretty while I talk.
19:18I can't break a promise.
19:20And because you won't, makes you a truly wonderful man.
19:26It also makes you one of the biggest morons that ever walked the face of the earth.
19:32Well, hang on.
19:33I made a promise, too, that I wouldn't let Travis's memory keep me from finding happiness.
19:40Those promises don't mean the same thing.
19:42That's true.
19:43They're not.
19:43Because I'm still here and Daddy isn't.
19:47So what are you saying?
19:49Swim or die.
19:59You got a problem with that, Daddy?
20:03I didn't think so.
20:06So pretty.
20:15Okay.
20:15Good night, everyone.
20:17Good night.
20:17Good night.
20:20Hey.
20:22Hey.
20:23Bobby seemed happy earlier.
20:25Did she?
20:26Yeah.
20:28You don't seem as happy.
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