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00:00All right, y'all.
00:01Let's see that pyramid.
00:02Y'all gonna have to hit zero.
00:03You want to compete at Daytona.
00:05Coaching college cheer has been my life's work.
00:07I am currently one championship shy of being the winningest
00:11coach in college cheer history.
00:14Can I win the title?
00:16I can, I will, I must.
00:18I have put together the finest, the most athletic,
00:21the most disciplined teams to ever take the mat.
00:30Oh, this is not them.
00:50This is my 14th in a row for Sammy Davis senior junior college.
00:54And that ties me with my former coach, Marge Hargeberg.
00:57Yep, there she is right there.
00:58She's my inspiration.
00:59What a monster.
01:01Lord, Marge used to just really scream at me
01:03and say very mean things about my legs.
01:06And that did not make me a better cheerleader,
01:08but it did make me a better coach.
01:10Because I build my athletes up, I don't tear them down.
01:18There he is, Dean Martin.
01:20Hey, this is the camera crew that's following me
01:22as I pursue my 15th championship.
01:24Oh, hello.
01:26Listen, I was simply disturbing.
01:28Speak up, honey.
01:29If it's not interesting, they'll cut it out.
01:30Y'all cut it out.
01:31Yeah.
01:34I was sent a disturbing video of you at your team's victory party.
01:40And the award for best booty goes to...
01:44Team Martin, I don't know who took that.
01:46You shouldn't be drinking with your team.
01:48And you certainly shouldn't be body shaming your cheerleaders.
01:50I would have killed to win best booty back in my day.
01:53I'm a mama bear for my team.
01:55And you know that he knows that.
01:58So, I have been asked to be fired.
02:01What?
02:02What?
02:03What?
02:04All right, come on.
02:05There's no crying and cheer.
02:06What?
02:07Move.
02:08What?
02:09Tammy, I need you to be strong right now.
02:12I'm trying.
02:13This is .
02:14I say if Courtney leaves, we all leave.
02:16Hey, no one's leaving.
02:18Well, I am.
02:19Who I am.
02:20Right.
02:21And in the meantime, our best assistant coach, Tammy, is going to be taking over.
02:25Uh...
02:26Yeah.
02:27No!
02:28Like, no!
02:29Tammy.
02:30No!
02:31No!
02:32Excuse me.
02:33Coach is tiny?
02:35First of all, it's pronounced Istiny.
02:37Second of all, which is really, first of all, I'm still assistant coach Istiny.
02:42Will you step up?
02:43You know, of course, if I'm asked to be head coach, I will reluctantly.
02:47No, I mean, step up so we can see you.
02:50Oh.
02:55Can we start over?
02:56I mean, can you believe that, Booney?
02:58I'm a scandal.
02:59Because of that dumb videotape.
03:00I got a good mind to get a job out of school that appreciates what I do.
03:04Okay, time out, Coach, okay?
03:05I'm gonna have to call a flag on the play.
03:07You have not taken a day to yourself in 20 years.
03:10You think maybe things happen for a reason?
03:12Maybe take a little you time for once in your life?
03:14Maybe even start a little team of our own?
03:16Coach and I were high school sweethearts.
03:19And I got a scholarship to QB, Texas Tech.
03:22But the Lord had other plans.
03:25Yeah, after I woke up and learned to talk again, I asked Courtney to marry me.
03:39And I got a job coaching football at Sammy Davis Senior Junior College and she coached cheer.
03:45Hey, did I tell y'all about my head injury?
03:47I just can't have my legacy be some best booty award.
03:50You know?
03:51Mm-hmm.
03:52You let me win one more championship, all right?
03:55And then I'll go out on top and then I will retire.
03:58Mm-hmm.
03:59Hey, this time I promise.
04:00You being for real right now?
04:02I'm dead ass.
04:03That's what the kids say.
04:05Well, okay then.
04:06But I think you should strategize, you know?
04:08Don't just run and gun, okay?
04:10You gotta see what you're lined up against.
04:12Fourth quarter, you're down by six, but there's a lot of game left.
04:15I got a job interview.
04:16That's a touchdown.
04:17Small Junior College in Oklahoma, 80 miles away.
04:20That's what, 50 minutes by pickup truck?
04:22Easy.
04:23Wait, what's the name of this college?
04:24Ha-Hell.
04:26He-Hell.
04:27He-Hell.
04:28He-Hell.
04:29Hedleston.
04:30Home to the world-famous Hedlestown.
04:32Candy Button Factory and Candy Button Factory Gift Shop and Museum.
04:35Open every day, except Christmas and Tuesday.
04:37Paid for by the Hedleston Tourism Bureau.
04:40There's an awful lot of cheerleading on here.
04:43Isn't that what the job is?
04:44No, it's a typing teacher, who does also happen to be a cheerleading coach.
04:49I don't see words per minute on here.
04:51Candy Button?
04:52No, thank you.
04:53You sure?
04:54I'm gonna level with you, President Nitwick.
04:55I need to win a championship this year.
04:58I can, I will, I must.
04:59And when we do, I can bring in enough money to get you a truckload of those candy buttons.
05:07I'm officially a member of the faculty at, yeah, how, whatever the name of this place is.
05:16Wow!
05:17Now, in order to qualify for the Nationals at Daytona, I've got to get a team to cheer camp almost six weeks from today.
05:24Okay?
05:25The day before that is something called a show off, where you show off your routine.
05:29Oh, that's my birthday right there.
05:31I don't really care much about it.
05:34You know what though, I will, I will draw a little party hat and a little cake.
05:40Just so we don't forget.
05:41Oh, shoot.
05:42I'm drawing that cat I know how to do.
05:44Are we supposed to be typing that?
05:46Or?
05:51What I really need to do now is put together a new team.
05:54I'm starting at the top of the pyramid.
05:56Crystal.
05:57She's my star flyer.
05:59And when I discovered her, I turned her into a cheer leopardy.
06:02Let's just say, she owes me.
06:05What are you doing here?
06:09Okay, we've got to keep this on the down low.
06:11Remember?
06:12How you said, if I left, you would also leave.
06:15Yes.
06:16Even though this is my third and final senior year at a tier college, making it the most
06:20important year of my life, I will follow you anywhere.
06:23Okay.
06:24I'm starting a new program at a tiny school with an unpronounceable name and I want to
06:27build that program around you.
06:28Okay?
06:29You're my star flyer, Crystal.
06:30What do you say?
06:32I say no.
06:34But thank you.
06:36Go get them.
06:37Um, y'all just give me some privacy just for a minute.
06:48I'm sorry.
06:50Mother in the ass!
06:52You're okay.
06:53Rat!
06:54Me language.
06:56Dale Earnhardt!
06:58All right.
06:59You're calming down.
07:02You're not the medic.
07:03I told you you're not the medic.
07:04I told you you're not the medic.
07:05I told you you're not the medic.
07:06I told you I'm the medic.
07:11It's actually fine.
07:12About Crystal.
07:13At my wife's tryout, at Sammy Davis Senior Junior College, I had 75 people show up.
07:18I only need to take 10.
07:19Ooh, it's gonna be a big day.
07:27Do y'all smell that?
07:28Hey, hun, it's me.
07:30Oh, Courtney, you're alive.
07:32I feared the worst.
07:34I'm fine.
07:35I'm fine.
07:36But how's the team doing?
07:37Terrible.
07:38Like me, we're all puddles.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:42I got a brain freeze.
07:43I was just wondering if you had any extra cheerleaders.
07:45They locked me out of the system.
07:47Oh.
07:48Oh, no.
07:49I'm not near my computer right now.
07:51Coach Istoney.
07:52Your picture's up on the Jumbotron.
07:54Day one was a little slower than I had hoped, but I did find that mystery smell.
08:03So I'm gonna count today as a win.
08:07Can I help you?
08:08Yeah.
08:09I'm the Heatle Student Cheer Squad.
08:10Just you?
08:11Mm-hmm.
08:12All right.
08:13Okay.
08:14Well, let's see what you can do.
08:16Okay.
08:17Hey!
08:18Hey!
08:19Are you ready to play?
08:20Say go, team!
08:22Okay.
08:23Well, when I say hello, you say what?
08:25He don't what?
08:26I don't what?
08:27Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there, honey.
08:28It is so good.
08:29I love your energy.
08:31A lot of vitality, and I love that.
08:32But I'm looking for tumblers and stumblers.
08:34Like real gymnast-type stuff.
08:36So.
08:38Hold my pom-poms.
08:40Cue music, please.
08:42Being good, I'm a bad dude.
08:44I'm sick of motherf***** trying to tell me how to live.
08:47Rap, rap, hate under my pictures on the gram.
08:50You better hope I never burn across a man, uh.
08:53In the mall with a-
08:54Sweetheart, you are a force of nature.
08:56Have you ever competed before?
08:58No.
08:59For some reason, no one ever gave me the t- the, uh...
09:03Oh, yeah.
09:04Um, I have narcolepsy.
09:05Are you dead or sleeping?
09:08You lay him out, you hear me?
09:09Okay.
09:10Hey, baby.
09:11How was first day of trials?
09:12Got a narcoleptic tumbler and a dead mamba possum.
09:15They both made the team.
09:17Oh, come here, come here.
09:19Don't haunt me, don't haunt me.
09:20I'm fine, I'm great.
09:21You know, I'd be more worried
09:22if I didn't just have the worst two days of my career.
09:24Yeah?
09:25That just means big things are gonna happen.
09:26Throw it, throw it.
09:28What in the hell is he doing?
09:31Demarcus.
09:34Demarcus leads our team in rushing yards,
09:36as well as unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.
09:38Yeah!
09:39It's me!
09:41You know, he's...
09:42He's just...
09:45He's an .
09:46He's a straight-up .
09:47You got ten other men out on the field.
09:49You cannot do everything by yourself.
09:51I just did.
09:52Not on my team, young man.
09:53Fine.
09:54Then I quit.
09:56All right.
09:57Demarcus, let's not do this again.
09:58Come on.
09:59No, stay in those pads.
10:00One of these days, Demarcus, I ain't gonna take you back.
10:03Don't five him.
10:04Nobody fives him.
10:05No.
10:06No, mama.
10:07Mama, don't do it.
10:08I know.
10:09But it looks like you're doing it anyway.
10:10I'm not.
10:11Demarcus!
10:12He's just gonna break your heart.
10:13I know.
10:14Tell you what.
10:15Never do get tired of watching her run away from me.
10:18Mm.
10:19Demarcus, you dropped something.
10:22I don't need it.
10:23I said I quit.
10:24Good.
10:27Because I want you to cheer for me at my new school.
10:29Nah.
10:30See, Demarcus doesn't cheer for other people.
10:32Seems like Demarcus don't play football either.
10:34I'm giving you the opportunity to dance, flip, toss girls in the air, and get all the attention
10:39you want without pissing people off.
10:41Sounds to me like it'd be perfect for you.
10:43You don't know me.
10:44Damn!
10:45That's my dream.
10:46What do I have to do?
10:47You can't quit.
10:48And remember there's no I in cheer.
10:51But there is a he.
10:53I'm still right here, doll.
11:00I currently have six cheerleaders, Demarcus, Madonna, and four that I found on TikTok.
11:06Smack it up.
11:07Flip it up.
11:08Who were kicked off their team for being inappropriate.
11:11Rub it down to the ground.
11:12I just want to get them some full coverage underwear.
11:14They'll be fine.
11:15But what I really need is a veteran.
11:18And Steven was one of my best faces back in the day.
11:21He left school his fourth sophomore year, I think.
11:25But since there's no age limit at junior college, I'm going to see what he's up to.
11:29Steven Vaughn, please come to the front.
11:32Hey.
11:34Coach.
11:35Steven?
11:36You got to be a grown man.
11:39Yeah.
11:40Yeah.
11:41I mean it's.
11:42Oh my goodness.
11:43It's been 16 years.
11:44Gosh, yeah.
11:45And I'm on track for management.
11:46Oh, good.
11:47Yeah.
11:48I really love it here.
11:49Oh.
11:50Cause I'm putting together a team.
11:51That's why I came by.
11:53And since you never technically graduated.
11:54I'll do it.
11:55You're doing.
11:56Hey everyone.
11:57I quit.
11:58Let's do this.
11:59Woo!
12:00There he goes.
12:01Okay.
12:02Still got it.
12:03Okay.
12:04Still going.
12:05Cheer was the best part of my life.
12:07Courtney straightened me out.
12:08She gave me the confidence that I could be something.
12:10And unfortunately, I took that confidence and I quit cheer to pursue a career in car
12:15rentals, which ended up being the worst mistake I ever made.
12:18Well, that and getting a meth head pregnant.
12:20Yeah.
12:21I have less than two weeks to find three cheerleaders and teach them a new routine.
12:25And I got typing papers to grade.
12:27Jesus be a light into my feet and a lamp into my path.
12:30Hey.
12:31Get all up out of there.
12:34Shoot.
12:35Oh my God.
12:36Come back.
12:37I can't run in these jeans.
12:38Cheer for me.
12:39What?
12:40I want you on my college cheer team.
12:41You are the best natural athlete I've ever seen.
12:56Come and cheer for me.
12:57What if I don't want to?
12:58I could show this video to the cops, get you a different kind of future.
13:02What's your name, young lady?
13:05Peaches.
13:06That's so sweet.
13:07I got the nickname when I bashed this girl in the head with a can of cling peaches and
13:12it stuck.
13:13The peaches and the name.
13:15And the name.
13:16Let's get started.
13:17We've got a lot to do today.
13:18Has anybody seen my iPad?
13:20I left it right over here.
13:22Nobody?
13:23Hi.
13:24Uh, I am here for cheer tryouts.
13:28This is from five weeks ago.
13:29Oh gosh.
13:30Sorry.
13:31Uh, things have been kind of crazy.
13:35Between classes and my job.
13:37Plus, I just turned 18 so my foster friends kicked me out.
13:40Which was fine because they were just starting to love me.
13:43Honey, are you okay?
13:44Yeah.
13:45Why?
13:46To be clear, Sally is not a great cheerleader.
13:50But there is no way that she is not making this team.
13:53Not without life.
13:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, baby.
13:56Whoa.
13:57I'm probably going to end up adopting her.
14:02And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
14:08DeMarcus, focus.
14:10Five, six, seven, eight.
14:12Peaches, try to smile, babe.
14:14Five, six, seven, eight.
14:16Sally, you're okay, honey.
14:18Are they perfect?
14:19No.
14:20Are they good?
14:21I wouldn't say so.
14:22But I think they have what it takes.
14:25They have to be able to trust you out there.
14:27Fine.
14:28And I'm talking.
14:29How long have you had these?
14:30Just like 30 minutes.
14:31Whoa.
14:32Okay.
14:33Sally, are you okay?
14:34DeMarcus, she is not a football.
14:37If she was, he wouldn't throw her.
14:39Okay, Sleeping Beauty, what's up?
14:40What you gonna do?
14:41Oh, bring it on, cupcake.
14:42I can go all night.
14:43Hey, cut it out.
14:44Y'all need to work as a team.
14:45We don't have time to be dealing with this kind of nonsense.
14:47Am I frustrated?
14:48Yeah.
14:49Yeah, a teeny bit.
14:50Repeat it back to me.
14:51We don't have time for this.
14:52And you need to work.
14:53You need to work as a team.
14:54Let me handle this.
14:55We need to work as a team.
14:57Yeah, there's a team.
14:58Did you hear me say not another word, Steven?
15:00It feels like what used to be the easy part is now the hard part, and the hard part hadn't
15:05even happened yet.
15:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:10Hey, hey, hey.
15:12Knock it off.
15:13Knock it off.
15:14Y'all can't even throw a simple pyramid.
15:16How you gonna compete at Daytona, huh?
15:18Where are you going?
15:19DeMarcus.
15:20Oh, are you gonna quit like you quit everything?
15:22Yeah.
15:23I'm just getting my shoe.
15:32Practice is over.
15:33Will you please get out of my way?
15:36Coach, where are you going?
15:37I'm going wherever people go in this town on their birthday.
15:40That candy button factory, open every day.
15:42Except Christmas and Tuesday.
15:43Who wants to tell her it's Tuesday?
15:51Baby, you're not in your birthday suit.
15:53Oh, .
15:54Sorry.
15:55That was a freebie.
15:56I had the worst day.
15:58Oh, baby.
15:59Honey, I blew up at my team.
16:03Can I give you the awe now?
16:04Yeah.
16:05Aw.
16:06That's too much.
16:08Ah.
16:09That's better.
16:10Look.
16:11Look how good my old team was.
16:13Mm-hmm.
16:14They didn't start out like this, though.
16:16Remember that one kid who ate batteries for money?
16:18Used to call him a busted can of biscuits.
16:21What was his name?
16:22Steven.
16:23He's my base now.
16:26Alright!
16:27I do remember that first team, though.
16:29Lord, I had no idea what I was doing.
16:31You get mad at them when they didn't make it to Daytona?
16:33Heck no.
16:34I was trying to make sure nobody died.
16:36Two years later, you won your first championship.
16:39Do what you did then.
16:41Well, I can't.
16:43I know too much now.
16:44You can't forget what you already know.
16:47I did.
16:48You sure did.
16:51What you gotta do is you gotta be that feisty girl
16:55that thinks outside the box.
16:56And I know you can do it.
16:59Thank you, Coach.
17:00You're welcome, Coach.
17:02I see you looking at my zip patch.
17:04Mmm.
17:05I'm still feisty, by the way.
17:07Time to go, fellas.
17:08Oh!
17:09Come on, now.
17:10That's your cue.
17:11Don't let the door kiss you.
17:12Cause I'm gonna go kiss her.
17:14I am so sorry for the way that I acted yesterday.
17:17It is my job to get you out of Daytona.
17:19Yeah?
17:20And I'm gonna do everything in my power to make that happen.
17:22Yeah, you will?
17:24When I say hi-do, you say what?
17:25Hi-do what?
17:26Hi-do what?
17:27Hi-do what?
17:28Oh, there she goes.
17:29Let's let her rest.
17:30Let's let her rest.
17:31I don't want to be that person, but I mean,
17:33we're still one short of even qualifying for Daytona.
17:36Oh, gosh.
17:37Okay, so I would ask my sister, but she passed away.
17:41Oh, okay.
17:43Okay.
17:45Um, it's true, yeah.
17:47We are still one away, but we can.
17:49We-
17:50Will.
17:51Will.
17:52We-
17:53Hello?
17:54Crystal, what are you doing here?
17:55I've decided to bring my skills and cheerlevery to Hedletown
17:59to help you all win the national championship at Daytona!
18:03I did tell Crystal that this documentary is about her.
18:07And that's thinking outside the box.
18:10Ah-ha!
18:11I'm going to loosen up my budget.
18:14Ha-ha!
18:15Market to market!
18:16Pop it!
18:17Squeeze it!
18:18No, you guys.
18:19I'm serious.
18:20You're both so naturally beautiful.
18:21You just need to wear more makeup.
18:23Crystal being on our team really makes a difference.
18:25It's like we're important.
18:26You know, we're not just like a bunch of losers.
18:29We're criminals and stuff.
18:33Look, am I upset about losing Crystal?
18:36Crystal who?
18:38Yes.
18:40Not you.
18:42Ha.
18:43Okay.
18:44I got six girls who could be flyers right now.
18:47Heck, back in the day, I made nationals.
18:50Maybe if, uh, you beg, I'll show you my herky.
18:53Ready?
18:54Okay.
18:55Ha!
19:00We thought it was only supposed to be a few people.
19:02I put it on my socials.
19:04Are you kidding me right now, Crystal?
19:06Like I don't have enough to be worried about.
19:08Y'all come here to me.
19:09Come on, hands in, you heard her.
19:10Thank you, Steven.
19:11Yep.
19:12Y'all remind me of my first teams and when I started coaching in the first place.
19:15I mean, cheer is so much more than just being on a team.
19:19It's being a part of a family.
19:20Happy day after your birthday to you.
19:29And for some of these kids, it's the only family they have.
19:32I never won a championship as a cheerleader myself.
19:34And maybe if I would have had somebody to build me up, I would have, but I wouldn't be the coach that I am today.
19:40Happy day after your birthday.
19:42We did it.
19:43We did it.
19:44We did do that.
19:45I'm so sorry.
19:46It's okay.
19:47School name on three.
19:48One, two, three.
19:49Yes!
19:50Is that what it is?
19:52Okay.
19:53Y'all ready for this?
19:54And now, your button cheer team.
19:58Yes!
19:59Yes!
20:00Yes!
20:01Yes!
20:02Yes!
20:03Yes!
20:04Yes!
20:05Yes!
20:06Yes!
20:07Yes!
20:08Yes!
20:09Yes!
20:10One, two, three, four!
20:11Five, six, seven, eight!
20:12Let's go!
20:13Let's go!
20:14Are you ready?
20:17You got my blood like whoa.
20:18Every time you fell through the door.
20:20Gotta let you run the show show.
20:22Stand up and clap your hands low.
20:23You got to run it!
20:24Let's go!
20:25Let's go!
20:26Let's go!
20:27Let's go!
20:29Alright!
20:34That's what I'm talking about!
20:48You got to run it!
20:51That's what I'm talking about!
20:53You got to run it!
20:54You got to run it!
20:56You got to run it!
20:57It's a lot of children in Daytona!
21:06Can they make it to Daytona?
21:07We can!
21:08We will!
21:13What happened?
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