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00:00It's the compositional form, the undercurrent of defiance.
00:05One could be forgiven for characterizing this painting as cheeky.
00:12Ah, a young artisan eating ketchup chips.
00:15Sup?
00:15I haven't seen a butt painted in such detail since Genevieve Plum's Wall of Bums.
00:21A paint cheats flat the way creator intended.
00:23I sit on the board of admissions for the prestigious arts university for the learned,
00:28located in Moncton, New Brunswick.
00:31The Paris of the Maritimes?
00:33Truly.
00:34If you could put a portfolio together, I would see to it myself that it would get into the right hands.
00:39Hey, you there, art-tweeb.
00:42No aristocrats.
00:44Go on, git, and take your no-arm glasses back to Moncton.
00:49Artsy-fartsy snob wouldn't last five minutes and stony.
00:53Yes, I can love you, baby.
00:55Yeah, all night long.
01:00It is in the while I think, Stig.
01:02Dig-zee-ba-wan-ga-ang.
01:04Paul is the new water guy now and is behind the wheel of the truck as we speak.
01:09Which is kind of scary because he doesn't have his license.
01:12So if you're out on the road, look out.
01:15He's still ironing out the kings.
01:19Fuck boy!
01:20So, you're going, right?
01:24I just finished school.
01:26Why would I go to another one?
01:27Because at this one, you can just fuck around and draw pictures.
01:30In Moncton, New Brunswick.
01:33Way better than Old Brunswick.
01:35I do love fucking around.
01:38And look at how deadly these kids look in the pamphlet.
01:41This could be you, all sad and tortured.
01:49Okay, I'll do it.
01:50Moncton, Moncton, Moncton.
01:53But I'm going to do it on my own terms.
01:55Art shouldn't be locked up in museums, confined by walls.
01:59My art's for the people.
02:01Yo, look at this pamphlet.
02:02It says, Be Bearsmart.
02:04And there's a picture of a man running from a bear.
02:06What's with you guys and pamphlets?
02:09Pamphlets, pamphlets, pamphlets.
02:11How many bank counselors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
02:17How many?
02:18None.
02:19They don't screw in light bulbs.
02:21They screw us.
02:26Light bulbs.
02:28They get real hot, too, and then sometimes you burn your hands on them.
02:32What?
02:33Beat it, you big round rat.
02:35You're just mad at me because I stole your job, and now you have to be the sewage driver.
02:41Oh.
02:41Fucking genius here.
02:42Why don't you go away?
02:43You're just mad at me because you only think I got this job from sleeping around with Counselor
02:48Rose all the time.
02:49Ha!
02:50Yeah, you think?
02:51Well, the joke's on you, because ever since we had the baby, I've had sex zero times.
02:57Oh, yeah.
02:58Oh.
02:59Sorry about that.
03:00Yeah, I hope that picks up for you.
03:01Wait, fuck you, man.
03:04Go back to sitting by yourself.
03:06Fine.
03:07But I'm gonna try fitting in with you guys so hard.
03:10We got big budget negotiations with Chief and Counsel coming out.
03:15Yeah, so?
03:16So?
03:17This guy wants to fit in so bad, he told us about his love life.
03:21Imagine what he would tell us about Chief and Counsel.
03:23Hey, boss, need your signature.
03:35Yeah, man.
03:41Missed, but I'm sure it's okay.
03:45Hey.
03:45Uh, so my friends and I were, uh, curious if we could use the store to play a Wizards
03:51and Wendigos campaign.
03:53Is that, like, where you pretend to kill dragons in some kind of little dungeon?
03:57No.
03:58It's actually a pen and paper role-playing game.
04:00We would use our usual place, but it's being fumigated for wolves.
04:04Scary wolves.
04:05Yeah.
04:05One second.
04:08All right.
04:09You know how Yan Man's got this badass biker bar feel to it?
04:13Sure.
04:14Of course, bro.
04:16Yeah, well, these nerdlingers are gonna kill that cool vibe.
04:19We can hear you.
04:21We can pay cash.
04:28Good one, Willie.
04:29Hey, uh, what are you guys talking about over here?
04:32Oh, you don't want to hear about this.
04:34No, no, no, I'm one of you guys now.
04:37We were just talking about how Chief and Counsel's been busting our balls at the bargaining table.
04:42She says, there's no more money for public works.
04:46Man, that's just like Rose.
04:49Just stingy.
04:50Did you know that she only lets me have two wieners when I know for a fact that there's 12 motherfuckers that come in a package?
04:56You know what?
04:57Maybe there is something you can do for us.
04:59Well, actually, no, no, no, no.
05:01No, no, no, no.
05:02Never mind.
05:03What is it?
05:03No, Willie said never mind.
05:05No, I always mind.
05:06I never not mind.
05:08Well, maybe when you go home, you could get some info from Rose.
05:13Yeah, something to help us negotiate.
05:17Hmm.
05:18I mean, we're practically family.
05:20Right?
05:20You water, me garbage, Trudy shit.
05:26Just maybe you could come and sit with us at the big table.
05:31The big table?
05:32Oh, you got yourselves a deal.
05:36Wow.
05:37They call it Le Macaroni de Lips.
05:43His eyes follow you around like a pervert at a gas station.
05:46How come he's got a macaroni on his lip?
05:49Because he showed up to school one day with a macaroni on his lip.
05:53That's why they call him Lips.
05:55Oh, I need pics for my portfolio.
05:57Hey, I'm going to go grab my camera.
06:01Critical hit.
06:02Roll for damage.
06:04So those cheap little dudes, those are the good guys?
06:07Sage is a kung fu monk, and Sonya is a druid who uses land-based magic.
06:12Hmm.
06:13Kung fu monk, eh?
06:15Pretty cool, I guess.
06:17They just finished slaying an evil orc, and now they're rummaging through his stuff to find some clues.
06:21Rummaging, eh?
06:23Sounds cool, I guess.
06:27Gilson!
06:28What's the buy-in?
06:29Sorry, guys.
06:30Our session ended anyways.
06:32But, uh, if you want, you can join us tomorrow.
06:38Yeah, that'd be cool.
06:39I mean, uh...
06:39Yeah.
06:40Yeah?
06:41Yeah, sure, whatever.
06:44If you haven't seen the Lips painting, get your jeets down there.
06:48I've laughed at Lips pretty hard before, but never this hard.
06:52Code beige.
06:53Officer humiliated.
06:54Hey, babe.
07:01Oh, you scared me.
07:04Yeah.
07:05I didn't want to wake up PJ.
07:08Oh, he's out with your mom right now.
07:10Cool, cool.
07:11So, uh, why don't you tell me about your work and spare no details?
07:19You never ask about work.
07:21I'm a working man now.
07:22I love talking work stuff with my baby.
07:26Well.
07:27Oh.
07:29It's Dee Dee.
07:30I have to take this.
07:33Willie wants more?
07:35I know we have a surplus, but they don't know that.
07:37Surplus?
07:38Well, he hasn't seen the budget, so we don't have to worry about that.
07:46Budget?
07:50Since when do you dust?
07:52Dust?
07:55Break it up.
07:56Go home.
07:57There's nothing to see here.
07:58Look.
07:59Lips has a macaroni on his lip, just like in the painting.
08:04Ow.
08:06Stop laughing.
08:06This is a violation of the law.
08:10What?
08:11What are you?
08:12Hey!
08:13Hey!
08:14That's my painting!
08:16It's graffiti.
08:17I need that for art school.
08:18Effective immediately, I'm banning all forms of graffiti under threat of BCR.
08:23Stupid fucking pamphlet.
08:36Stupid fucking pamphlet.
08:42Sweetie bird.
08:46Is everything okay?
08:48It's the last time I tried to be a sad painter in Moncton.
08:52Hmm. Let me tell you a story.
08:57When I was young, I wanted to be an actor.
09:02Just like Michelle Kennedy on North of 60.
09:05That's oddly specific.
09:08The point is, I never followed my dreams.
09:12And I always regretted it.
09:15I see.
09:18So screw lips.
09:20And you do whatever you need to do to be whoever you want to be.
09:26Thanks, Cuckoo. I love you.
09:31Now if you'll excuse me, I have some expressing myself to do.
09:35Hmm.
09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast.
09:44London, see what you got?
09:46I'm sorry. I couldn't find nothing.
09:49Then this seat's taken.
09:51For fuck. I really tried. But all she kept going off on was budget and surplus. Blah, blah, blah.
10:00Wait. What?
10:02Who said the reserve was broke?
10:04We're gonna kill them in negotiations.
10:05I'm really sorry. Please, just give me one more chance and I promise that I'll show you.
10:10No, no, no, no. Why don't you have a seat?
10:14No fooling?
10:15That's all yours, big guy.
10:16Are you guys seeing this? The table.
10:21Oh.
10:23Wow.
10:25Jealous.
10:27We should tell some jokes.
10:29I am Gijiga, the fastest barbarian in the land. And a magnet of babes.
10:38I am Zakan, the enchanter. And I, too, am a magnet of babes.
10:48What? I am the magnet of babes.
10:53There could be two magnets.
10:55Nerds.
10:56Okay, let's start.
10:58So, you're all in the desert.
11:02When a huge fire-breathing dragon just rips through the air, you look to follow it and I jump 500 feet and I punch the dragon.
11:11You die from the fall damage.
11:12I have an amulet of slow fall.
11:22You guys are too much.
11:24Yes.
11:26One wiener.
11:29Two wiener.
11:31Three wiener.
11:34Hey, babe.
11:35I was just kidding!
11:37Today was brutal.
11:39Willie and Trudy would not take no for an answer.
11:42All the extra money we had saved got eaten up by their demands.
11:46Really, eh?
11:48It's like they knew about the surplus.
11:51How could they know? I ask you how?
11:56You know what you could do for your babe?
11:59Actually, never mind.
12:01No! What is it? Tell me!
12:03Maybe when you go to work you could get some information for me?
12:10You want me to spy on my casual work acquaintances?
12:17Well, I'm not sure I'm saying that.
12:20That's...
12:26That's enough wieners for two whole days.
12:30Get dirt at any cost.
12:34Seduce them if you have to.
12:39It has been a long battle.
12:42Four hours long.
12:43So you finally chase down Manamon's spy to a small church.
12:48Zaycan, the hero of the party, strides up to a fallen orc.
12:55I cast Fireball, not the spy.
12:57Fireball is a 20-foot ball of fire.
13:01You're in a small church.
13:03I cast...
13:06Fireball.
13:07Everyone is weak from the fight.
13:14Fireball!
13:16Yeah!
13:18Fine. You cast Fireball.
13:20You kill everyone in the room.
13:22Yes!
13:24TPK! Is that what you want?
13:30Shit, maybe we went too far.
13:32Yeah, maybe.
13:34Wanna go again?
13:35Yeah!
13:36Oh, hey, guys.
13:44Is it me?
13:47Or is it getting...
13:51hot in here?
13:53It's actually a perfect temp.
13:55Really? Then why am I...
13:57so sweaty?
13:59It's because you have four t-shirts underneath there.
14:03Oh, my!
14:04Why?
14:05You know it is.
14:07So...
14:09Do you guys enjoy the sex?
14:12What?
14:13Nothing. I was just kidding.
14:14No, or was I?
14:16Stop fucking around, Saddam.
14:20We took Chief and Council for a ride.
14:21Yeah, all that surplus shit paid off.
14:24We don't even need all the money we're getting.
14:27Said we needed new trucks.
14:30New uniforms.
14:32New... everything.
14:34And they had no choice but to pony up.
14:37Suckers!
14:39Come with us to the band office later.
14:41Watch us sign the deal.
14:44I would, but I have...
14:49Your own funny work mug.
14:54Get it?
14:56It says mug life?
14:58Like thug life?
15:00It's because we love coffee so much.
15:01Get it? Get it?
15:09Take that, lips.
15:11Why does that pig have tentacles?
15:14I don't think that's a pig.
15:16And those aren't tentacles.
15:19Holy, I didn't know men had those.
15:22Hey!
15:23Oh shit, it's the fuzz!
15:24Hey! Stop right there!
15:25Run!
15:26No fucking way!
15:27Halt!
15:28In the name of the law.
15:30Come on, lips. Lighten up.
15:32Why do you hate art?
15:33I don't hate art.
15:34I hate vandalism.
15:36I'm actually more of a film guy.
15:38Really?
15:40We'll discuss this later.
15:41You're in big trouble.
15:42Yeah?
15:43Well, what are you gonna do about it?
15:45What am I gonna do?
15:46Your BC art.
15:48That's what I'm gonna do.
15:49No!
15:52Okay.
15:53Contract's on the table.
15:54All it needs is your signatures.
15:57Yeah!
16:00I even brought my best pen for this.
16:05It's nothing personal.
16:06It's just business.
16:08Actually...
16:10Speaking of business...
16:14What?
16:15What did you do that for?
16:17I have it on good authority
16:18that Public Works doesn't even need all that money you asked for.
16:21Not true!
16:23Trucks are up to date.
16:24Uniform's in good shape.
16:25You even have funny mug money.
16:28Who told you about the funny mug money?
16:31Who told you about the surplus?
16:39Mama!
16:41I knew we couldn't trust this fucking guy.
16:43How could you?
16:45Even me?
16:47Your baby mama and babe?
16:49No.
16:50I ratted out both sides.
16:53Evenly.
16:55I want the mug back.
16:56Make him the shit guy.
16:58That's it.
16:59You're down to two hot dogs a day.
17:01Hey, is it me?
17:03Or is it getting...
17:05hot in here?
17:06Stop it.
17:07Well, we wouldn't even be here
17:08if you guys knew how to openly talk with each other.
17:11You all used me.
17:13Yeah!
17:15You should all be ashamed of yourselves,
17:19making me resort to my sexy tactics.
17:23I want you all to sit down and talk about what you all did
17:28while I leave the room.
17:31Wait.
17:33He's right.
17:34I told Paul to get info on you guys.
17:38We said the same thing.
17:41We bribed him with chairs and mugs.
17:45How about we all take a look at the numbers together?
17:49In a good way.
17:51In a good way, eh?
17:53We haven't tried honesty and kindness yet.
17:56My two favorite things.
17:58Babe, we have work to do.
17:59So, what do I get for bringing everyone together?
18:04Ooh, a brand new funny mug?
18:06Four wieners?
18:09Out.
18:10Yeah.
18:14Hey.
18:15Just came to get our game.
18:17Hey.
18:18I'm glad you guys came back.
18:19Yeah.
18:20We wanted to say sorry.
18:21And give you this scroll of apology.
18:25It's not a real thing, but...
18:28Thanks.
18:29That's so sweet.
18:31Okay.
18:32Let's go, guys.
18:34Hey, so, look.
18:35I know we got carried away and destroyed the whole village.
18:39That was too much.
18:40But we loved this game so much.
18:43Is it a crime to love this game so much?
18:46We can change, I swear.
18:48Give us one more campaign and you will see...
18:51We are different now.
18:53Okay, how about this?
18:55Every Wednesday we'll come back and have a game night.
18:58But you have to promise to be chill.
19:01We're as cool as a plus two, Frost Dagger.
19:05Roll initiative.
19:07For round two?
19:11It's us here!
19:16Leave her alone, Lips.
19:18Sorry, Hilda.
19:19You do the crime, you do the time.
19:21Wait.
19:23She didn't paint it.
19:24It's okay.
19:25No, it's not.
19:27I painted it.
19:28Nice try.
19:30She's lying.
19:31I painted it.
19:32I painted it too.
19:33So did I.
19:35I also painted it.
19:37That's impossible.
19:38Looks like everyone painted it.
19:39You're all BCR'd.
19:41Why don't you take a look at the painting first?
19:44Take it in.
19:45Use your damn eyes, Lips!
19:48Alright, fine.
19:50Why does that pig have tentacles?
19:54I don't think that's a pig.
19:55And those aren't tentacles.
19:58Oh my god.
19:59I understand it now.
20:01You do?
20:03Laws are just threats made by the ruling class to hold on to power.
20:09Uh...
20:10Yeah, man.
20:12I've seen enough.
20:14You're all free to go.
20:16I too have seen enough.
20:19This is true art.
20:23There is a voice inside of you that must be heard.
20:25Not bottled up here in Grouse Lake.
20:28Applications be damned.
20:29I am prepared to offer you a full scholarship.
20:32The world needs to see this bird fly!
20:41Chickity!
20:48You think she went to Moncton?
20:50There's a note.
20:54Hey dickheads.
20:57I want you to know that I turned down the art school.
21:02I'm gonna travel and see all the art I can.
21:05I'm like a badass.
21:07I'll be back at some point, so...
21:09Don't take my shit!
21:12Well, she did say don't take my shit.
21:15But, she didn't say anything about not using it.
21:17Right?
21:19Nope.
21:21Well, these games ain't gonna play themselves.
21:25They give me reasons why I should walk away.
21:29You looking at me, girl.
21:32What can I say?
21:33I've got it better.
21:37I've got it better.
21:42Think I'm in trouble.
21:44Trouble is my fun.
21:45I taste the hot heat.
21:49Maybe too much.
21:50I've got it better.
21:52No...
21:54I've got it better.
21:55I've got it better.
21:57Good job!
21:59Good job!
22:01Good job!
22:03Good job!
22:05Good job!
22:07Good job!
22:09Good job!
22:10Good job!
22:12Good job!
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