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Tobin throws Giannis into the trade machine... While he tries to give his 'mature' trade talk, Leroy knocks him down.
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00:00I'm not going to beat around the bush here
00:01because I know you're going to get mad at me.
00:03You want a trade?
00:05A Giannis trade?
00:06Do it.
00:07Go ahead.
00:08Okay.
00:09Here's the trade.
00:11Hey, Tobin.
00:12Don't beat around the bush.
00:13I'm not going to beat around the bush.
00:14I'm on your side today.
00:17The Miami Heat.
00:20Hypothetically.
00:21Acquire.
00:22Giannis Antetokounmpo.
00:25Okay.
00:26I've thrown him into the trade machine.
00:30Going back to the Bucs.
00:31This is one version.
00:32I have two versions.
00:34Andrew Wiggins.
00:36Simone Fontecchio.
00:40Jaime Hacquez Jr.
00:46Nikola Jovic.
00:49You see?
00:50And let me tell you why you're a fraud.
00:52Hold on.
00:52Hold on.
00:52Let me finish.
00:53Let me finish.
00:54Okay.
00:55It's being my tour.
00:57And Koloar.
01:00Oh, that for Giannis?
01:02For Gian?
01:02No.
01:03Like, I think your tone is wrong on that.
01:04Fix your tone.
01:05I think your tone is wrong on that.
01:06No, it's not.
01:07Fix your tone on that.
01:09Dande.
01:09Was his tone not wrong on that?
01:11Leroy, do you know who Giannis Antetokounmpo is?
01:13Are you confused?
01:13Yes, I do.
01:14But wait.
01:16Wait, wait, wait.
01:16Hold on.
01:17I'd make some more serious.
01:18Hold on.
01:18Hold on.
01:18Hold on.
01:19Let me make this quick point.
01:22If you trade that many players, when he gets here, he's the team that he just left.
01:29Not really.
01:30Because you think about the team you got.
01:31So here's what it would be.
01:32You would have Bam, Davion Mitchell, Tyler Hero, Norman Powell, and Giannis Antetokounmpo.
01:37You'd have Pella Larson on the bench.
01:38You wouldn't need to find a big man somewhere.
01:40So that's definitely what I think.
01:41Which is not easy to find.
01:43He's the sexiest asset you got in the trade.
01:45Now, you could do another version if you wanted to keep Wiggins.
01:48And you could throw, you could take Wiggins and Simone out.
01:50And you could put Tyler Hero and Yaka Chonis going back that way, too.
01:54So, you're, Kolel's gone.
01:56Well, he's the best asset they got, dude.
01:58I don't know what to tell you.
01:59Like, he's, and here's the thing.
02:01Make up your mind.
02:02What do you mean?
02:03Do you like him or not?
02:04I love him.
02:04Like, how?
02:05I'm not saying I want to, I'm telling you.
02:07See, this is the thing that I hate doing trade talks with you.
02:09It sucks.
02:10And this is why I've stopped doing it.
02:11Because you're not an adult.
02:14And you just, I want Yannis.
02:16I want Yannis.
02:17I'm going to give up Casper Shaka Chonis and get Yannis.
02:19Didn't say that.
02:19That's you.
02:20No, no.
02:20That's literally you.
02:21That's literally you.
02:22No.
02:23That's literally you.
02:23I don't suggest.
02:24That's not how trades work.
02:25I don't suggest trades, though.
02:27You just asked me for a trade.
02:28No, I asked you.
02:29You just asked me for a trade.
02:30You're a fraud of the highest degree.
02:33Wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:33You're a fraud of the highest order.
02:35I ask you.
02:36And one of the only reasons why I ask you.
02:38Because the trade has to work.
02:39No, no.
02:40You want me to know?
02:40You want to know why?
02:42Because from day to day, week to week, year to year, you fall in love with certain players
02:49or certain players suck or whatever.
02:52And I just have fun with it because last year, Jaime was in every trade.
02:58And then this year, he's possibly six man of the year.
03:02And but if it were up to you, he would already been gone.
03:05Not really.
03:06I mean, like for who?
03:07It depends on the player.
03:08If you were saying for Kevin Durant, yeah, I would have traded Jaime Hacquez for Kevin
03:11Durant.
03:11What a bastard.
03:12I'm a true bastard.
03:13What an insult to me, to Jaime Hacquez.
03:16Would I have traded him for Damian Lillard?
03:18Yes.
03:18Twice on Sunday.
03:19I would have traded him for Damian Lillard.
03:20My issue with it is if you trade too many assets, then you're no better than the team he left.
03:31I mean, you don't think pairing Giannis Antetokounmpo with two all-star guards.
03:36But you're still going to need a big.
03:38You don't have a big now.
03:39Well, he has Bam Adebayo.
03:42Okay.
03:42And when they're not on the floor?
03:45Look, they'll have to probably – and I was kind of looking – I was finagling this.
03:48I was like – because he can't –
03:50And why would you want – why would they take Kalel?
03:52Because they already have – they already gave – what's his name?
03:56Boatload of money.
03:57You think Miles Turner's going to stick around with the Bucs, dude?
04:00Huh?
04:00You think Miles Turner's going to stick around with the Bucs?
04:02I don't think so.
04:04I mean, you could throw – I mean, like, if they wanted – I'm not going to do, like,
04:07the whole Miles Turner and throw this.
04:08Because some of these guys, they can't trade yet on these student machines because he can't
04:11get traded until December, whatever.
04:13I got you.
04:13But you asked for a trade.
04:14I gave you a trade.
04:15I got you.
04:15That just seems like you're –
04:18Well, here's the thing with trading Kalel.
04:19Okay?
04:20And this is the thing that sucks about it.
04:21Of course, I don't want to trade Kalel where.
04:23But here's – and I kind of mentioned this with the rundown of the teams.
04:27The thing the Heat are going to go up against is the bevy of picks that other organizations
04:33have.
04:35And the only thing that can be more attractive than a bevy of picks is having a, whoa,
04:42player.
04:43You know?
04:44A la Shea Gildress Alexander going to OKC for Kawhi Leonard Paul George.
04:49Now, it worked out terribly for that team.
04:51But this is a case where if you're talking about adding a two-time MVP, yeah, I think
04:56it's going to take that kind of a haul, dude.
04:57Like, I don't – I don't think that this is going to be one of those things where I
05:01think he probably already tried the squeeze in the market thing and get, you know, to
05:05a team for a very little.
05:07Like, I think this is going to be more like Anthony Davis.
05:09Like, you're going to give up Lonzo Ball and Brandon Ingram and Kyle Kuzma and picks.
05:15Like, I think it's going to take something like that to get a guy like this.
05:17So, look, if you're not into it, you're not into it.
05:19I'm not saying I hate it.
05:20I'm not saying I'm not into it.
05:22And I'm not saying I wouldn't want Giannis on the team.
05:25I'm saying that at what point does having Giannis but losing all of those assets, at
05:36what point is it where it gets to be it's not helping?
05:39I just think let's legitimate.
05:41Like, if Jovic was having a better season and he wasn't playing like Jaime last year
05:45and you could have him go or maybe he sticks around because they're like, we don't want
05:51that guy.
05:52He's been terrible this year.
05:53So, maybe you keep his size on there.
05:56But, yeah, I kind of feel like and I thought this was the Kevin Durant thing.
06:00Like, if the Heat really wanted Kevin Durant, they probably would have had to give up Kalil
06:02Ware and they didn't.
06:04They didn't want to do it for Kevin Durant.
06:05I understand he's 100 years old, you know, Giannis a little bit more in his prime.
06:09Now, will he always be this effective?
06:12I don't know.
06:12There's definitely those questions that have to happen.
06:14But, I think if the Heat want to get in the game for Giannis Antetokounmpo, I don't
06:18think there's a way to do it without giving up Kalil Ware because they don't have the
06:21picks.
06:22Now, I will say, Adam Silver, you hack what you should do because we know what you did
06:31for the Mavericks, okay, giving them that number one overall pick with a .2 nothing percent
06:39chance, what you should do is you should give me back my pick so I can trade it to the Bucs
06:47because you know what you did with the Terry Rozier thing.
06:51You covered it up.
06:52It was a complete scandal.
06:54And, you got scandals all around.
06:56You can't keep your house in order, Adam Silver.
06:58You got the Clippers scandal.
07:00You got the gambling scandal.
07:01All these scandals all over the place.
07:04And, the Heat just beat a bunch of good boys.
07:07Mickey Harrison, a good boy.
07:09Pat Riley, a good boy.
07:10Do everything right.
07:13What you should do is give us back our pick or compensatory so we can trade.
07:18All right?
07:18What's fair is fair.
07:19And, then we can let Giannis decide.
07:23You give that war chest back to the Heat, then we can decide.
07:26Technically, they could unprotect one of their picks.
07:29And, I think they can get three picks.
07:30But, that's it here nor there.
07:32We're owed a pick.
07:33I shouldn't have to unlock anything.
07:34You traded somebody under investigation.
07:36Which, by the way, wouldn't have even happened if you would have just let Damian Lillard come
07:40to the Heat but just shamed his agent.
07:44Oh, don't you demand trades in public.
07:46You're making Joe Cronin look like a big meanie.
07:49Kind of owe us one, Adam Silver.
07:52I'm going to be honest with you, dude.
07:53You kind of owe us one.
07:56So, either give us back our pick or make this trade happen without giving up Kalal where I would like that, please.
08:02He owes us.
08:03Thank you for your attention in this matter.
08:05Yes, thank you for your attention.
08:06No, no, you know what?
08:07No thank you for your attention in this matter.
08:09Give me back my pick.
08:11Or get me Giannis.
08:12I want Giannis.
08:13For Tom.
08:15And you owe it to us.
08:16You traded us for an, you made us trade for an investigated play.
08:21You hit it.
08:22You swept it under the rug.
08:25Dozens of bets flagged by Mississippi that day.
08:29I'm not going to tell anybody about this.
08:32Now, should anybody ever trade a first round pick for Terry Rozier?
08:34Yeah, not the story for another day.
08:36You didn't make a big deal about it then.
08:38I didn't like it back then.
08:40I liked getting Terry Rozier, but I thought it was a lot at the beginning.
08:43I didn't understand.
08:45I was like, who are we betting against?
08:50Anyway.
08:51Give me back my pick, dude.
08:52Or Giannis.
08:53I'll take him.
08:54One of the two.
08:58I don't think that's that much to ask.
09:00Is that not a lot to ask?
09:00I think Dan Day agrees with you.
09:01I don't think that's that.
09:02Is that crazy?
09:03He owes us, Dan Day.
09:05It's just Giannis.
09:07Oh, just asking for Giannis is just too demanding?
09:10Just, then fine.
09:11Just a pick.
09:12Let us at least get in the derby.
09:16With your cover-ups.
09:19Crazy.
09:21Imagine how many scandals this guy's just sweeping under the rug.
09:25Oh, we cleared him.
09:27You cleared him?
09:29What do you mean you cleared him?
09:30There is a gambling ring.
09:33A ring, dude.
09:36The Portland Trailblazers don't have their coach this year.
09:39What do the geek get?
09:40Nothing.
09:41I got $26 million of dead money.
09:44Can't trade it.
09:45Just going into an escrow account.
09:47Not paying him.
09:48Can't trade him.
09:49Can't pay him.
09:50Can't do anything.
09:52What is the retribution for that?
09:54Oops, my bad.
09:55Give the heat back their pick, you rat bastard.
09:58Sorry.
09:58Too strong.
09:59Too strong.
09:59I'm sorry.
10:01I'm sorry.
10:02Too strong.
10:03I retract that, Mr. Commissioner.
10:05I apologize.
10:06You got too passionate.
10:06I won't talk to a commissioner like that again.
10:08I'm really sorry.
10:09I apologize.
10:10If anybody, please, I'm sorry.
10:12I didn't mean that.
10:13Too much.
10:14Too much.
10:15I should have gotten rat fink.
10:17Oh, you know, absolutely.
10:20I feel like that was stronger.
10:22In about six days.
10:24No.
10:25Four days.
10:26You think my credentials are going to be revoked?
10:28No.
10:28Four days when this college playoff comes out.
10:31No, I don't care anymore.
10:32I'm out.
10:33I'm out.
10:33You don't want me in the playoff?
10:35I'm going to enjoy my Pop-Tart Bowl.
10:36We're a minor league team, apparently.
10:38We're not in the college.
10:39You know.
10:40Whatever.
10:43Five championships.
10:44Apparently, it doesn't get you into the dance with the big boys in the SEC.
10:48Idiots.
10:49Who gives a rat's ass about Vanderbilt?
10:51Get these guys.
10:54What?
10:54Shut up, Pavia.
10:58Expand the playoffs.
11:00I don't know how it works.
11:02BYU in the playoffs.
11:05We put you so.
11:05I hope BYU does make the playoffs.
11:11Secret lives of Mormon wives.
11:13Let me ask you something, dude.
11:16Who do you want on the sidelines for national television, all right?
11:20You want the playmaker, Michael Irvin?
11:22Okay?
11:23Or you want Whitney from Mormon wives?
11:26Oh, you're going to go take it out on Whitney?
11:28I actually, you know, I'm very torn on Whitney because she's adorable on TikTok, but I really
11:32don't like her on the show, and especially that to me, she can kick the sharpest of rocks
11:36for what she did to Jesse.
11:37I prefer Whitney over to me.
11:39Huh?
11:40Why is it to me?
11:41That's how she says it.
11:42Just trying to be fancy.
11:43That's how she says it, dude.
11:44Anyway, I apologize.
11:46I got to take a break.
11:47Yeah, we can.
11:48I apologize, Mr. Commissioner, but seriously, give me Giannis.
11:50You started talking about Mormon wives.
11:52Whose fault is that?
11:54You apologize, too.
11:55You're the one doing it.
11:56Just, we're owed Giannis.
11:59Ode Giannis.
11:59We're owed Giannis.
12:00They get Cooper flag for Trey Luka.
12:03You know, we all know the Luka Trey was a ruse.
12:06We all know it.
12:07You wanted him on the Lakers.
12:09You gave him a wink, wink, gave him Cooper flag.
12:12Where's our mate good?
12:14For scandal.
12:16You sat back on your hands.
12:18Jimmy Butler's out here tanking games.
12:21Didn't say a peep about nuking trades then, but when it was Damian Lillard wanted to get
12:26to the heat, oh, don't say anything, Damian Lillard.
12:29An upstanding citizen like Damian Lillard.
12:31Not that Jimmy Butler's not an upstanding citizen, but Damian Lillard.
12:35I mean, has he ever angered anybody?
12:38Oh, no, just Joe Cronin.
12:39Oh, heavens to Betsy.
12:43Point for Tobin!
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