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00:01Last time on Total Drama All-Stars.
00:05After swapping teams, Courtney and Duncan were stuck living with the enemy.
00:10But, while Courtney was given the cold shoulder by every villain except Scott,
00:15Duncan got a hero's welcome so warm, it made him question his own bad boyhood.
00:22At challenge time, giant pancakes were gobbled down and, in a few cases,
00:27thrown right back up thanks to a barftacular obstacle course.
00:32Way to re-swallow, bro.
00:35The heroes finished first, but an uneaten chunk of cake in Sam's pocket set the heroes to Loserville,
00:41and Sam took a particularly awkward flush-o-shame.
00:46Only ten players remain.
00:48Which one of them is gonna take a circly swim in the big porcelain bowl?
00:53Find out right here, right now, on Total Drama All-Stars!
01:23This slop tastes like dirt gravy, which technically would be mud, but-
01:29Whoa!
01:31Wow, Cam, you okay?
01:34Here you go, buddy.
01:37Oh, boy.
01:41I can't believe what I just saw! Or have just seen!
01:44No, saw! Either way, I can't believe it!
01:47Why would Mike do that to Cameron? They're friends!
01:56Did Mike break Sam's game guy, too? And Sierra's smartphone? But why?
02:02Look at my hand! It looks so weird without my phone!
02:05And without my phone, do I even exist?
02:08And if I can't talk to him, does Cody exist?
02:11Zoe! Can you see me? Am I here?
02:20AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
02:21Ow! What was that for?
02:23I thought you couldn't see me!
02:25What?
02:26I thought I was invisible!
02:28Thanks, Zoe!
02:30What?
02:31What?
02:37Do you have to whistle through your nose while you eat, Windy?
02:41Ah, typical Heather.
02:45Typical Heather?
02:46He calls that a comeback?
02:48It's like he's not even trying!
02:51It's like he's lost interest in me!
02:54No one has ever lost interest in me!
02:57To get the upper hand, I must throw Heather off her game.
03:00And so far, so bueno.
03:02Muy bueno!
03:08I feel like I'm missing something.
03:10But what?
03:11What could it possibly be?
03:14Scott!
03:16I actually missed that scuzzball!
03:19I wonder how he's doing on Boney Island.
03:23Yoo-hoo!
03:24Invincibility statue!
03:26Come to papa!
03:31Hey!
03:32What the?
03:37Later, sucker!
03:43Evening, campers!
03:44Gather round the starting line for a big announcement!
03:48Oh, my gosh!
03:49Are you okay?
03:50Why wouldn't I be?
03:51That was nothing!
03:52Well, good.
03:53Because we have a challenge to win!
03:54Get it together!
03:55Yes, ma'am!
03:56Maybe it's because Pappy's in the army and Mama's a waitress, but I kind of like taking orders.
04:01My only interest in Scott is as an ally.
04:04Really!
04:05Sure, he's cute, but in a sloppy, rustic sort of way. Like a shack with nice curtains. Or a donkey wearing a wig.
04:12Good news, you guys! As a special treat, it's time for an extremely dangerous nighttime challenge!
04:18How is this good news?
04:19How is this good news?
04:21Entertainment value. Hello, this one is gonna be ratings gold!
04:23shack with nice curtains or a donkey wearing a wig good news you guys as a
04:29special treat it's time for an extremely dangerous nighttime challenge how is this
04:36good news entertainment value hello this one is gonna be ratings gold in a nod to
04:45season 4's buried treasure fiasco your challenge is to race to the far end of
04:50the island first team to get every member across the finish line wins and someone
04:56from the losing team will be taking the big flush sounds easy enough it does
05:02doesn't it but tonight's full moon is an extremely rare blue harvest moon and
05:09let's just say it has an unusual effect on the islands animals villainous vultures
05:18you won the last challenge so you get this map with the fastest route across
05:23the island heroic chumpsters you get to wear nifty bacon hats and sausage tails
05:29which should add to the fun when you come face to fang with the islands friendly
05:33creatures and by friendly I mean hungry if the villains have a map of the quickest
05:42route we should follow them great idea Mike he did what this will be a piece of cake on your mark
05:54you mean a piece of pie
05:57gets it listen you
05:59woohoo
06:01woohoo
06:02yeah
06:03Mike why'd you break my glasses
06:06what I didn't who told you that
06:09Zoe made me promise not to say she saw you do it
06:12oops sorry Zoe
06:14seriously
06:15oh man I don't know what's been up with me lately
06:19I haven't been able to summon my other personalities for days
06:22and now I think I might be sleepwalking and breaking things and
06:26oh I'm so sorry Cam
06:28it's okay Mike
06:29I forgive you and I promise I'll help you figure it out
06:32whatever it is
06:33you're a great friend Cam
06:35uh Cam
06:37don't worry Cody
06:40I'll be your eyes and ears and as many nostrils as you need me to be
06:45Cody
06:45uh you mean Cameron right
06:48sure
06:49you guys
06:51what in the world
06:57blue moonlight
06:58extraordinary
06:59a blue light
07:04a blue light
07:08a blue light
07:17blue harvest moon
07:18how fortuitous
07:20seems that this blue harvest moon has brought me back
07:24now that I'm in control
07:26I'll torment these peons a little
07:29but first I have to sound like Mike
07:32hi I'm a bug-eyed weirdo and everybody loves me
07:37perfect
07:40what was that Mike
07:43just you know sweet moon
07:47um since when do gators do that
07:56this moon is like no other
07:58it must be causing the animals to become their opposite
08:01wow Alejandro
08:04you're so smart
08:06excuse me
08:07excuse me
08:08who's a little boojee boojee boo
08:10you are
08:11yes you are
08:13I've never seen Heather be so sweet and kind
08:18and it is terrifying
08:20I'm not gonna be taken down by a gang of bunnies
08:36help I'm being taken down by a gang of bunnies
08:42I wasn't scared of those bunnies
08:45I was surprised
08:46totally different
08:48I mean
08:52uh oh
08:56that's it I'm out
09:02come on now's your chance to get away from Sierra
09:07won't that hurt her feelings
09:09ow ow I think it's using Morse code
09:12ow
09:13she'll be fine
09:15she's got Zoe
09:16anyway we should make sure there's no danger waiting up ahead
09:19well if you're sure
09:21hold on to this stick
09:22that way we won't get separated
09:24come on
09:25ah
09:26is everybody okay
09:37hey
09:38where are all the guys
09:39ah
09:40get going jeans
09:43ah
09:44hurry there's no time to waste
09:47ow ow ow ow ow
09:49hurry up Heather you have the map
09:51yay running
09:53good work guys we're halfway to the finish line
09:59yippee this is fun
10:01okay this is sufficiently weird
10:04I know
10:05why is Heather being affected by the blue harvest moon
10:09maybe she's part wolf
10:11so close
10:19you've had trouble accessing your other personalities ever since the beach challenge right
10:23that's when Scott hit you in the head with the shovel
10:26maybe that's the cause
10:27wow Cam you may just have a point
10:30ow ow
10:32whoa
10:33sorry
10:36lost my footing
10:37where are you
10:39Mike
10:40where'd you go
10:42Mike
10:44is that you
10:45who will make it to the other side of the island
11:00and
11:00who's about to become a serving of teen cuisine
11:04stay tuned to find out right here on Total Drama All Stars
11:11somebody
11:14anybody
11:15help
11:16nice
11:18honeys
11:19whoa
11:20that was close
11:25better hit you up for safe keeping
11:26hitch me up what is that
11:27whoa
11:28what are you doing
11:29don't worry
11:30I'll never let you out of my sight again
11:32but but let's go never a rope bridge obviously it's a trap we should go around
11:44that'll take three times as long
11:46well I'm not crossing that thing and anyone with any brains will follow me
11:50what if you get lost every member of the team must make it over the finish line for us to win
11:55besides if you don't come with us we'll miss you so much
11:59if you take that detour you'll cost us the game
12:03that's your plan isn't it admit it
12:06I'll see you on the other side you know if you make it
12:10good luck
12:12talk about gullible anyone who's ever seen a movie knows that the rope bridge always breaks
12:19also I'm pretty sure Heather has rabies
12:22who wants to help me make someone else wet their pants with fear
12:28hold on a second
12:32hey Duncan man am I glad to see you I got lost
12:38yeah right seriously dude where do I know you from
12:41total drama season 4
12:43no I know you from somewhere else
12:45I just can't put my finger on it
12:47yikes
12:49doodles
12:51come on guys nothing to be afraid of
12:55except you
12:57maybe someone brave should cross it first and make sure it's safe
13:01I'll do it back home we have a special way to cross these bridges
13:05like I said nothing to it
13:20um
13:21are beavers normally nice or normally evil
13:25ow
13:26ow
13:27ow
13:28ow
13:29ah
13:30no
13:32no
13:33ah
13:34not helping
13:35ow
13:36ow
13:37ah my butt is not a chew toy
13:39good job
13:40keep it busy
13:41shall we go
13:47if I don't die on this bridge
13:49I'm going to kill Gwen for taking the long way around and costing us the challenge
13:54ah
13:56I knew you still cared
13:59now who's typical
14:02sucker
14:03as if the moon affected me
14:05but as long as I keep him guessing I'll always have the upper hand
14:09how dare she trick me
14:11I should have let her fall
14:13ugh
14:14stupido
14:15ow
14:16ow
14:17ow
14:18ow
14:19ow
14:20eew
14:21chop this
14:22freak
14:26now the other team can't use the bridge
14:30brilliant plan Courtney
14:32but if Gwen can't make it around the pit
14:34the bridge is no longer an option
14:36is it
14:37she's right
14:38terrible plan Courtney
14:40whatever
14:41that's Gwen's problem
14:46if we lose this challenge it's totally Gwen's fault
14:48not mine
14:50hey
14:51where's Mike
14:52he ran off
14:53I think something scared him
14:54where's Duncan
14:55where's Duncan
14:56I thought he was with you
14:57ah
14:58this is so not how I want to die
15:00ah
15:01get away from me you little freaks
15:04Gwen
15:05heads up
15:15so tell me
15:16tell you what
15:17you know now that you and Courtney are on the same team
15:20what has she said about me
15:21are you kidding me
15:22are you kidding me
15:23how does such a big ego fit inside such a teeny tiny brain
15:27she hasn't said zip about you
15:28ugh
15:30Duncan
15:31you know what's most uncool about him
15:33how he's still obsessed with Courtney
15:35that's so uncool
15:36it burns
15:38what is her problem
15:39of course Courtney talks about me
15:41what else does she have to talk about
15:43Scott
15:44haha
15:45she's just using him to make me jealous
15:47well
15:48good luck with that
15:51Gwen
15:53where is she
15:54maybe she's at the finish line already
15:56ugh
15:57the bridge is out
15:58how are we supposed to get across now
16:00hey Mike
16:01what
16:02hey
16:03there you are
16:04Mike
16:05where'd you go
16:06sorry Cam
16:07a bear chased me away
16:08but it's okay
16:09I think I shook him
16:10but with the weird moon
16:12wouldn't a bear be all sweet and cuddly
16:15right
16:16right
16:17haha
16:18oh I'm an idiot
16:19I know how we can cross the pit
16:21haha
16:23oh boy
16:24you know you're in trouble
16:25when the only person with a plan is Sierra
16:27obviously Mike is lying
16:30what's going on with him
16:32I don't know about this
16:34trust me
16:35without my smartphone
16:36my other senses have become heightened
16:39just hold on tight
16:40and try not to think about it
16:42wait
16:43what are we doing
16:44something amazing
16:47welcome to the finish line villains
17:01seems like you're still missing a player
17:04what
17:05Gwen's not here yet
17:07Gwen
17:08ah
17:09I knew she'd sabotage us
17:11ah
17:14seriously
17:23you
17:24you
17:25saved me
17:26you'd do the same if our positions were reversed
17:28well
17:29of course I would
17:31no I wouldn't
17:32no I wouldn't
17:33if our positions were reversed
17:34I'd be one step closer to a million dollars
17:37and Gwen would be dear food
17:44there you are
17:46we still have a chance
17:55Courtney and Gwen
17:56the moon curse is over
17:58hurry
17:59they know it's over
18:00they don't need you to narrate
18:02Blalejandro
18:04she is so rude
18:06so overbearing
18:07I'm so relieved
18:09how did I get here
18:13Mike
18:14hurry
18:15oh
18:16and the villains win
18:19again
18:20Gwen
18:21yeah
18:22oh
18:23oh
18:30wish I was on the heroes team
18:32aww cheer up Gwen
18:34there
18:35that should do it
18:36you think she was watching
18:37ugh
18:38I can't do this anymore
18:40it's over
18:41what just happened
18:43I never thought it would end like this
18:47when he kissed me on the plane after the London challenge
18:50I felt fireworks
18:52this time
18:53it was like being kissed by a shoe
18:54the thrill is so gone
18:57okay peeps
18:58each of you is a loser in your own right
19:01but
19:02the villains won the challenge
19:03so
19:04they've earned themselves another night of luxurious luxury
19:07at my spa hotel
19:09I volunteer for exile on Boney Island
19:12sure
19:13I don't care
19:14what?
19:15no
19:16why?
19:17sorry babe
19:18I gotta find that invincibility statue
19:25okay people
19:26tonight we
19:27wait
19:28now what?
19:29I volunteer for the flesh of shame
19:31no
19:33Cameron
19:34why?
19:35sorry Mike
19:36I'd love to help you with your problem
19:38but
19:39I just can't take any more of
19:40you know
19:41this
19:42oh
19:43are you allergic to long grass?
19:45I can get chains instead
19:47well isn't this a perfect way to introduce the surprise twist
19:51today's ejected hero is tomorrow's new villain
19:55what?
19:56that's right
19:57instead of flushing Cameron
19:59I'm sending him over
20:00I'm sending him over
20:01to the
20:02villain side
20:03sorry Sierra
20:06I'll find a way to help you even from the villain side
20:12I promise
20:13gee
20:14thanks pal
20:15thanks pal
20:19uh
20:20hi
20:22Cameron doesn't know what he's in for
20:24none of them do
20:25if I have my way
20:27and I will
20:29everybody loses
20:31seriously
20:33Gwen can't do what anymore
20:35what is she talking about?
20:37think they've had enough punishment?
20:39yeah
20:40me neither
20:41find out who's next to take the plunge
20:44when we return with another all new episode of
20:47Total Drama All Stars
20:51Total Drama All Stars
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