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00:00Last time on a very special episode of Total Drama All-Stars.
00:06It was all about teamwork, or lack thereof.
00:11Harsh, Courtney. Awesome, but harsh.
00:16The challenge? An epic leech ball battle.
00:19Brought out everyone's inner psycho, especially Jo's, which is why she got flushed.
00:25But, it was an unexpected act of valor that inspired my brilliant switcheroo.
00:31Now, Duncan's a hero, Courtney's a villain, and I'm a genius.
00:37Oh, it's gonna get nasty!
00:41Will the villains crush the hero's winning streak?
00:44Find out now on Total Drama All-Stars!
00:55I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
01:01I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
01:19What?!
01:20I grew up on powdered gruel rich people food has nothing on this stuff
01:34it's the sawdust that makes it so tasty disgusting I bet the girls are not
01:41treated this cruelly I stand corrected I wish chef would pass on the whole bed
01:49and breakfast thing and let us starve instead it would be more humane you're
01:56gonna finish your gruel what no gross help yourself you clean up real nice smelly
02:10pit stainy but I definitely need an ally now that I'm stuck on team villain so
02:19oh to all my peeps back home and in juvie I am not a hero it must be a trap to gain my trust and then
02:38bam they vote me off fat chance of that but I can't let them know that I know so yeah I ate the cake
02:45it was like eating the happiest day of my life
02:48Duncan on team hero the fans will lose it I have to get a photo for my blog
02:55let's sing the welcome song how about let's not do that
02:59my social media machine it's in pieces oh hello hello hello
03:06did I break her phone
03:09it's okay Sierra it's not okay it's no K it had my top 500 Cody pics on it just picture him in your mind then
03:34okay Cody's
03:41man I miss my villainous babe I bet she's having a blast
03:48this is the worst I only came back to total drama to make things better with Courtney
03:54but now she hates me more than ever
04:01she came back for me yeah right she probably knew I'd over here but but how
04:09but how okay now that the weather's cleared up get your waterlogged butts to the beach for today's beatdown
04:18I mean challenge
04:22welcome contestants before we get started let's bring back last night's exile
04:29Cameron
04:39okay a how are you still alive after a night on the island and B why do you smell so rank
04:49simple between seasons I read up on wilderness survival tips
05:02if you douse yourself with the um scent of the most vicious animal in the forest
05:08then all the creatures will give you the utmost respect not all creatures
05:15that's just what my Cody kids would do I'm gonna twerk it
05:19thankfully I smuggled in some tape for emergency repairs
05:23disgusting revelations aside it's challenge time
05:30chef didn't have time to cook team losers breakfast this morning
05:34because he was busy making these pancakes that's right it's eating contest time
05:44each team member gets one minute to scarf up as much pancakey goodness as they can
05:49when a hero's eating time is up they hear this
05:53and the villains get this
06:00then you just have to race through a nausea inducing obstacle course
06:06obstacle course it's a nod to the mad skills course from last season
06:11the toughest parts anyway first you've got to get past the bouncy butts they're a real pain
06:19then it's on to the retching rolling pin and a swift kick from the grape crusher gets you back in line
06:27that won't be so hard really huh i wasn't gonna add this but since scott's not impressed
06:35bring it in say hello to my metal friend
06:40i call it the salad spinner the perfect end to a barf-tastic course
06:49yeah how does it work probably painfully i don't know we didn't have time to test it
06:55nice one scott and yes i was being sarcastic what what you're pretty when you're mad
07:04barf speaking of which players have to make it through the course without
07:11ahem regurgitating to get back in line and stay in the game but if you puke you're benched
07:18leaving the other players on your team to eat up without your help once your pancakes toast just
07:24complete the obstacle course one last time to win ready set scarf
07:34we need a team leader and i think it should be you whatever fine you go first but you'd better
07:43have a big appetite as you wish
07:47oh yeah there might be some booby traps and feisty ingredients in those pain cakes
08:02are those blueberries i've never heard of fish eyes being called that but sure
08:09and sierra is benched who's next i'm on it
08:25since when do i blow kisses
08:32eating time's over for alejandro now it's beaten time
08:37you can do it you can do it oh very nice moves from alejandro and he continues to impress on the rolling pins
08:45yes
08:57so that's how it works
09:06tastes so nice he ate it twice chris will pay for laughing at me
09:12i sincerely doubt it al
09:18dirt for brains you're next
09:22the gruel's giving me leg gut i forgot that's what you get when you eat too much of the good stuff
09:28stop whining and get to chowing or whatever your people say
09:33well when you put it like that
09:35and stop smiling at me
09:42the villains may have the lead but karen's got the most game
09:46run cam my weight divided by perfect angle times fear of failure here goes
09:59oh
10:06i'm stuffed like a thanksgiving pigeon
10:10run scott run like your very life depends on it
10:13which it does
10:15why would i go next i'm team captain
10:19because i said so
10:23if i don't puke maybe i can still fix things with courtney and win
10:37i got it all on my phone
10:43way to go cody
10:45cam cody cam cam
10:47candy
10:50next no fair he didn't do the spinner
10:55i'll allow it his pain was our game
10:58which team will finish their barf-tastic breakfast first find out after the break
11:07we're back and the vultures are in the lead but for how long one side i'll go next
11:17you break it you buy it scott
11:22too much gruel and pancake stomach feels like it weighs a ton
11:28a little help here
11:42and scott is safe to eat again
11:45you can do it start for your life
11:47well this is easy
11:50you were saying
11:51i'm not going after gwen she'll leave a booby trap in there for me
12:07um i think she's a little too busy for that
12:10fine i'll go next but if we lose gwen goes home deal
12:15deal
12:20the villains are two-thirds done but it looks like the heroes need to up their appetite
12:26big time
12:31you have to do better than that chris
12:33i'm not one to care about my looks but man check out my lips it's like two worms
12:55having a street fight down there
12:57hero duncan is just ahead and villain gwen's head is turning a new shade of green
13:04gwen are you okay come on you can do it
13:10oh sick oh and gwen gives the hurl of shame new meaning hit the bench
13:17and duncan's at the salad spinner
13:27heroes need another eater
13:29i'm on it
13:31even if i could access my alternate personalities i don't think they'd help
13:36spit lana only eats veggies veto is a total carnivore manitoba hates carbs
13:40and chester would just complain there's too much syrup
13:43green jelly
13:47oh get it off me get it off me
13:51why is she freaking out so much season one phobia factor challenge she's terrified of that stuff
13:57can't resist a little chaos
14:18why am i laughing when i feel like barfing
14:22and courtney makes it to the spinner
14:40scene future must stop eating cake
14:45looks like the villains are about to taste victory
14:49and maybe some old shoes we put some in their pancake
14:53enjoy the loser cabin tonight
14:56oh it's not breakfast anymore alejandro
15:00it's dinner time
15:03zoe tag me tag me no way that is not in the rules
15:08it is if one of the villains tags out too
15:12tag my designer boot do it fine if i have to
15:17you
15:18you can do this samuelsson one does not play the game one lets the game play him
15:27go sam you can do it
15:29i mean whatever do whatever because i don't care
15:33it's okay to be a team player
15:35what just something about your voice it's kind of familiar
15:43the heroes have stormed back people it's neck and neck
15:47fire ants
15:55don't come on man
15:58sam finishes his pancake first
16:01i i doed it with my mouth
16:05sam the obstacle course
16:07what who
16:09come on ally whatever
16:11don't bother obviously he can't do it
16:17owls finish the villain's pancake the race to finish is on
16:22need power up
16:24hurry sam
16:25come on i'm coming for you game child
16:30it's not game child it's game man
16:35not so fast
16:59woohoo
17:00losing stings
17:03ah my sexy cheek
17:06and the heroes win
17:08just a minute heroes
17:27chalk one up for the game guy
17:30sure it wasn't easy but
17:31me and old iron tommy didn't get banned from all the barney buffets in the tri-county area for nothing
17:36oh
17:39knew he couldn't do it
17:41where's courtney
17:43hello a little help here
17:52if not for me we would have lost by a much more dishonorable amount
17:57but we did still lose right
18:00then i suppose tonight i'll be forced to bid you farewell
18:03i guess neither of us will be in the loser cabin tonight
18:06flush
18:07listen up campers because i have a shocking announcement to make
18:12gwen didn't accidentally on purpose serve courtney and ouchie today
18:18the day's not over yet
18:20oh and after reviewing the footage of today's challenge and laughing a lot
18:27turns out the heroes didn't in fact complete the challenge
18:31huh
18:32but sam finished the pancake and the obstacle course first
18:36sam will you stand up and turn out your pockets please
18:39i just saved a tiny bit in case i had to go to bony island again
18:52it's a terrible place i'm sorry
18:55heroes forfeit villains win it
18:58yeah all right
19:03time to vote someone out heroes
19:05we're down to the final two contestants who will get the final marshmallow
19:16will it be sam the pancake hoarder or sierra
19:21the last marshmallow goes to
19:35sierra
19:39sierra
19:41guess who didn't need a bony island contingency plan
19:44sam you're done
19:46ah
19:48sorry i blew it guys
19:49but you would have done the same
19:51if you were me and you'd spend a night in that scary bitey place
19:56that reminds me which winner is gonna be a loser tonight on the island
20:02me i'll go
20:04last season i found the invincibility sculpture in no time flat
20:08now i get the whole night it's in the bag
20:12any last words before
20:14you know i just want to say
20:20psych
20:23uh guys a bit stuck in here
20:26i thought you were gonna fix that water pressure problem
20:33the villains finally win again but can they do it again again
20:39can you stop that for just one second
20:43find out next time on total drama all stars
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