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00:00Last time on Total Drama All-Stars!
00:04The island was bathed in a rare blue harvest moon that turns normally sweet creatures into pure evil.
00:11Totally unsafe to be out after dark in that.
00:15So, I made it a night challenge!
00:20As they raced, Heather pretended to be affected by the moon,
00:24while Cam and his broken specks got ditched by Mike.
00:27Or was it Mike?
00:30In the end, the villains won again.
00:33And Cameron volunteered to be the homebound hero for reasons unknown.
00:38Sierra.
00:40But, in a final twist, Cameron became the newest member of the villainous Vultures.
00:46But that was then, and this is now.
00:49And we can't stop it, so we gotta top it,
00:52right here on Total Drama All-Stars!
01:03I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
01:08I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
01:13Don't bother, you won't be around long enough for it to matter.
01:27No...
01:29With Cameron on our team, the newbie target's off my back.
01:33Next time we lose, Four Eyes goes home.
01:36Unless he can't fix his glasses, then he'll be Two Eyes.
01:38Still, he's out.
01:40Here, maybe a twist tie would help.
01:45It worked!
01:46Thanks!
01:47The villain team isn't entirely made up of evil people.
01:50You look nerdier than before!
01:52I know it sounds impossible, but here you are doing it, so...
01:57Heather, please!
01:58I think that he pulls off a nerdy look with a generous measure of dignified flair.
02:03It's mostly made up of evil people.
02:05Great!
02:06They've already bonded.
02:07I hate to say it, but maybe we should form a temporary alliance to avoid being voted off.
02:13Allies?
02:15Agreed.
02:17Ugh!
02:18Gross!
02:19She trusts me.
02:20Ha!
02:21Soon I will have my revenge for the dishonor she brought upon my family name.
02:24Once this gorgeous face is rid of that gorgeous face, I will win it all!
02:30He thinks I trust him.
02:32Ha!
02:33That's his one-way ticket to flush town.
02:36Hmm...
02:37Apple?
02:38Don't mind if I do.
02:40Glad you're starting to trust people.
02:42A few days ago, there's no way you would have taken that from me.
02:45I'm surrounded by so much heroic kindness!
02:48Ugh!
02:49I think it's starting to rub off!
02:51Is that why Gwen dumped me?
02:53Whatever!
02:54I'm still bad!
02:55Just watch!
02:56Aw, come on!
02:58Oh, dear.
03:00What happened to Duncan's knife?
03:14Tough break.
03:19Sierra, are you okay?
03:21Oh, Zoe!
03:24I miss Cody Cam!
03:27D-do you mean Cameron?
03:29That's what I said!
03:30Uh, no.
03:32You didn't.
03:33Well, your ears are wrong and-and so is your face!
03:39Wait!
03:40I didn't mean to-
03:41Ah!
03:42Sorry!
03:43So, you okay?
03:44Yeah!
03:45Yes!
03:46Fine!
03:47Totally!
03:48Cool!
03:49Oh, I can't believe it!
03:51I'm scared of Mike!
03:52After what he did to Cam!
03:54But he's not himself!
03:55The Mike I love is still in there!
03:57Isn't he?
03:58I can't just abandon him!
04:00Can I?
04:01Oh, what I wouldn't give for a deck of tarot cards right now!
04:06Zoe's pulling away!
04:08Maybe it's for the best!
04:09If I can't control who's in charge of me, then she might be safer to stay away!
04:13But I really don't want her to!
04:16Oh!
04:17But I do!
04:21Get your butts to the dock campers!
04:23It's challenge time!
04:26Welcome all!
04:28Today's challenge involves a trip to the Fun Zone!
04:32Yay!
04:33What's the catch?
04:34Is the Fun Zone just a building that's on fire?
04:35No!
04:36Is it a pit full of intestines?
04:37Would that be fun?
04:38You've had it kind of rough lately, so I figured...
04:53Okay, the lawyers figured you deserve a treat.
04:57But if you'd rather do something else...
05:00No!
05:01No!
05:02Fun Zone it is!
05:04Ooh!
05:05Here's our ride!
05:06I'm back from exile!
05:09All aboard!
05:11The Fun Zone is on Boney Island?
05:14Yep!
05:15It works better as a surprise that way!
05:18Ugh!
05:19I'd forgotten what a dump this island is!
05:22Come on now!
05:23Maybe someone will finally find the Invincibility Statue!
05:27I searched all night!
05:30There is no statue!
05:32Say it!
05:33Yes, there is!
05:36But it's hidden in the Fun Zone!
05:39And whoever finds it gets to keep it!
05:45Welcome to the outside of the fabulous Fun Zone!
05:50Patent pending!
05:51Alright!
05:52Let's move it, people!
05:53Keep a steady pace!
05:54You are now in the Fun Zone!
06:09AKA, the most dangerous place you've ever been!
06:13Your challenge is easy!
06:15Put eggs in a basket!
06:17Eggs found here in the Fun Zone belong to all the terrifying mutants from Season 4!
06:22Who will try to smash your bodies and eat you!
06:25What is fun about that?
06:27Um...
06:28It's fun to watch!
06:30All we have to do is collect the eggs?
06:33You'll be fine!
06:35They're just wild mutated beasts trying to protect their unborn babies!
06:39How bad can it get?
06:41First team with six eggs in their basket wins!
06:44What if an egg hatches?
06:46As long as you keep whatever hatches in your basket, it counts!
06:50And, as a special bonus, whoever collects the most eggs for the winning team gets a special reward!
06:57So?
06:58Excited?
06:59Huh?
07:00Scott!
07:01Ahhhh!
07:02Hello?
07:03I found that funny because I'm not a nice person.
07:04That's why I laughed.
07:05Cause I'm not nice!
07:06Thanks, man!
07:07Ahhhh!
07:08Ahhhh!
07:09Ahhhh!
07:10Ahhhh!
07:11I found that funny because I'm not a nice person.
07:14That's why I laughed.
07:15Cause I'm not nice!
07:16Thanks, man!
07:18Ahhhh!
07:19Ahhhh!
07:20Goshy gosh!
07:22Poopy face!
07:23Fuzzy slipper!
07:24Ohhhh!
07:25What is wrong with me?
07:27Even my swears are lame!
07:29The red basket belongs to the villains!
07:32The gold ones for Duncan and the rest of the do-gooders!
07:36I'd wish you all good luck, but it's bad for ratings.
07:40So!
07:41I hope some of you get really hurt!
07:43Begin!
07:46We should look for eggs together!
07:49Uh, we're on different teams now.
07:51That doesn't matter!
07:52Why would that matter?
07:53No!
07:54It even doesn't!
07:55GAMODY!
08:00Is there a psychiatrist on the island?
08:03You know, in case of emergencies?
08:05This will get ugly.
08:08Scott!
08:09Are you-
08:10No!
08:11It's me!
08:12Stop!
08:13Come on!
08:14Let's find some eggs!
08:15Ah!
08:16Sorry!
08:17Didn't mean to spook you.
08:18I know I've been weird lately, but I feel less scared of myself when I'm with you.
08:22I feel better when I'm around you too.
08:23You know, when you're you.
08:24Being around you makes me feel more like the me I want to be when I'm around you being me.
08:29Uh...
08:30Would you like to pair up to-
08:31Sure!
08:32Yeah!
08:33Sure!
08:34Yeah!
08:35Yeah!
08:36Egg-cellent work, Alejandro!
08:37Egg-cellent work, Alejandro!
08:39First egg goes!
08:40First egg goes!
08:41To the vulture!
08:42Yeah!
08:43Yeah!
08:44Yeah!
08:45You better get your butts in gear!
08:46Hamsters!
08:47Hang on!
08:48What's to stop you?
08:49Uh...
08:50Uh...
08:51Would you like to pair up to-
08:52Would you like to pair up to-
08:53Do you want to search together for-
08:54Sure!
08:55Yeah!
08:56Egg-cellent work, Alejandro!
09:01First egg goes!
09:02To the vulture!
09:03Yeah!
09:04You better get your butts in gear, hamsters!
09:06Hang on!
09:07What's to stop you?
09:08Uh-huh!
09:09You better get your butts in gear, hamsters!
09:12Hang on!
09:14Hang on!
09:15What's to stop the other team from taking eggs from our basket?
09:18Integrity?
09:19So nothing!
09:21I didn't make it a rule that they can't, so...
09:24I guess they can!
09:25You stay!
09:26Guard the nest!
09:27You're the boss!
09:28For now!
09:31Shh!
09:32Look!
09:33It's Larry!
09:34And he's got an egg!
09:36Which means Larry's actually a lorry?
09:39Wait here!
09:40When I grab the flower, Larry'll chase me!
09:42You grab the egg and head back to the basket!
09:44But what about-
09:45I'll be fine!
09:46Meet you at the basket!
09:47Yeah!
09:48Sorry!
09:49Sorry!
10:04Phew!
10:05Sorry again!
10:08Duncan!
10:09You wanna work together?
10:10And let me call you Cody?
10:12No can do!
10:13No can do!
10:14I'm a lone wolf!
10:15That's how it is when you're evil!
10:17True evil has no friends!
10:19True evil love!
10:27Sweet!
10:28And...
10:29Ow!
10:30Hurry!
10:31Put it in the basket!
10:33Uh-oh!
10:34And the score is one-all!
10:47Sweet!
10:48Yeah!
10:49One for the good guys!
10:51I mean bad guys!
10:52Can you stay and guard our basket?
10:54Otherwise...
10:55Hmm...
10:57Good point!
10:58Thanks, Duncan!
10:59Makes sense that the two biggest villains are the ones guarding the eggs!
11:03Yes!
11:04We are like two mother hens!
11:06Aw!
11:07Man!
11:11Glad I found you!
11:13Alejandro's convincing everyone to vote for Scott at the next elimination!
11:16What?
11:17Don't worry!
11:18My vote's for Alejandro!
11:20That's two eggs for the heroes!
11:25That's two eggs for the heroes!
11:30Aw!
11:31It thinks I miss mommy!
11:33It's adorable!
11:34Yeah!
11:35Maybe you should stay while I go find some more eggs!
11:38Sure!
11:39A mother has to take care of her newborn!
11:44It's hard boiled down to two eggs for the heroes and one for the villains!
11:49But the challenge is far from over easy!
11:53Who will win?
11:54Your quiche is as good as mine!
11:58Stay tuned to Total Drama All Stars!
12:03Yeah!
12:04I'm gonna fire whoever wrote that!
12:09I don't know how you guys put up with a whole season of these weird monsters!
12:14Hey!
12:15Whatever doesn't horribly maim and devour you only makes you stronger!
12:18Stay close!
12:19I got your back!
12:23Ah...
12:24Sorry...
12:25I...
12:26Wow!
12:27Ah!
12:28Ah!
12:29Ah!
12:30Ah!
12:31Ah!
12:32Ah!
12:33Ah!
12:34Ah!
12:35Ah!
12:36Ah!
12:37Ah!
12:38Ah!
12:39Ah!
12:40Ah!
12:41Yes!
12:42Weirdo gopher egg!
12:43Come on!
12:44Right behind you!
12:46Easy...
12:47Easy...
12:48Ah!
12:49Ah!
12:50Ah!
12:51Ah!
12:52Ah!
12:53Ah!
12:54Ah!
12:55Ah!
12:56And the villains are up!
12:57Four to two!
12:58Ah!
12:59Phew!
13:00I need a break!
13:01I'll guard the basket for a while!
13:03As you wish!
13:04Don't get too close!
13:07Alejandro has everyone else convinced to vote off Cameron next!
13:10Which is tempting!
13:12Um...
13:13I'm right here!
13:14But my vote is for Alejandro!
13:15And why should we trust you?
13:17Do what you want, little man!
13:19It's your funeral!
13:20Ugh!
13:21I thought you were gonna watch the eggs!
13:27Sucker!
13:28Ah!
13:29Ah!
13:30Ah!
13:31Ah!
13:32Shoo!
13:33Go bug a hero!
13:35Hmm...
13:36No need to rush to her aid!
13:38Ah!
13:43Hello!
13:44What have we here?
13:46No!
13:47No!
13:48No!
13:49No!
13:50Hmm...
13:52I can't hold on to the idol!
13:54Someone will see it for sure!
13:55I'll stash it away for now, and go back for it later!
13:59Heh heh heh!
14:00Pathetic!
14:02There you are!
14:04Find any eggs?
14:05Partner?
14:06Actually, I found the invincibility statue!
14:09But don't bother picking my pockets!
14:11I've hidden it away!
14:12Don't suppose you'll tell me where?
14:14Ha!
14:15Don't you worry your pretty little head!
14:17It's safe!
14:18Okay!
14:19I won't worry my pretty head!
14:21It's an expression!
14:22And I didn't mean it!
14:23Ooh!
14:24Wait for me and my pretty head!
14:26Zip it!
14:27Zip it!
14:28So if getting hit in the head made you lose contact with your other personalities,
14:31would another hit in the head bring them back?
14:33Like a reset button!
14:35Worth a try!
14:38Do it!
14:39I can't hit you in the head with a rock!
14:41Maybe Cameron will have a better idea!
14:43Okay!
14:46What is that?
14:48And it's four to three villains!
14:55Check it!
14:56I had to fight a crazy monster to get this egg!
14:59It was half lion, half bear, half poison!
15:02Oh!
15:03If only there was some way to go back in time to see this epic battle!
15:08That'd be fun!
15:09Oh!
15:10What do I have here?
15:11Oh man!
15:12I'm only borrowing this egg!
15:13I promise I'll bring it back!
15:14Oh no!
15:15No!
15:16No!
15:17Please don't!
15:18Great!
15:19Now you got me crying too!
15:20When do you punch the budgie in the face?
15:33I'm bringing you back for the next all-star season!
15:38It'll be total sweethearts versus total bigger sweethearts!
15:44Sweetheart?
15:45Maybe.
15:46But bigger sweetheart?
15:48No way!
15:49The score is still four to three villains!
15:53But I see a lot of eggs approaching!
15:56It's gonna be a close one!
16:00Make that five to three for the villains!
16:02Yay!
16:03It's okay, Cody one!
16:05It's okay, Cody two!
16:11You know, we should only bring back the sane contestants.
16:16What is that?
16:17Nearly there!
16:18Come on!
16:19Faster!
16:20Yeah!
16:21Woohoo!
16:22Woohoo!
16:23Heather!
16:24Throw the egg!
16:25Hurry!
16:26It's our only chance!
16:27No!
16:28No!
16:29Woohoo!
16:30Woohoo!
16:31Woohoo!
16:32Now!
16:33Ooh!
16:34Woohoo!
16:35Woohoo!
16:36Woohoo!
16:38Try them!
16:40Wow!
16:42And I like to throw the egg!
16:43It's our only chance!
16:44no!
16:45Come on!
16:46No!
16:47Ooh, tough break for Team Villain.
16:53Seventeen to five!
16:55The heroes win!
16:57Woo-hoo!
16:58Yeah, the heroes win the greatest!
17:01Now, before we head home,
17:03did anyone leave anything behind
17:06that they'd like to go get?
17:11Come to Mama!
17:14Come on!
17:15Why can't I...
17:17Oh!
17:19Urgh!
17:20You took it!
17:22I know you did!
17:24I have no idea to what you are referring.
17:26All aboard!
17:29Of course Chris took my invincibility statue.
17:32Who else?
17:33You with your see-all cameras everywhere?
17:35Well, whatever!
17:36I am not the one going home tonight!
17:38That I promise you!
17:40I have to protect Zoey at all costs.
17:44No!
17:45Meh?
17:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:49Bravo, Mike.
17:50That should keep him quiet for a while.
17:53SCREEN REGIME
17:55SCREEN REGIME
17:55SCREEN REGIME
17:56SCREEN REGIME
17:56SCREEN REGIME
17:57SCREEN REGIME
17:57DUR!
17:58I'm Mike!
17:58SCREEN REGIME
17:59Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:02Oh, no!
18:03Oh, no!
18:04No, no, no, no, no, no!
18:07Hey!
18:08Shh!
18:09Quiet!
18:10Look, I ended it with Duncan, and I am done putting boys ahead of friendships.
18:28Tell me how to vote tonight and I'll do it, I swear!
18:31I can't wait for that.
18:37Congrats on the victory, heroes!
18:40Zoe, since you tipped over a dozen eggs into your team's basket, you win a special prize
18:46that'll come in handy at the next challenge.
18:49But I'm keeping it a secret till then.
18:52I mean, why spoil the surprise?
18:54Tonight, a villain goes home.
18:57Time to vote!
18:59And this is only because I can't vote for Chris.
19:06She is beautiful, isn't she?
19:08I've tallied the votes, and tonight's Flushy is...
19:12Alejandro!
19:14Ha!
19:15Oh!
19:16I do not think I'm leaving.
19:18Oh, yeah?
19:19Really?
19:20Why is that?
19:26I've got diplomatic immunity!
19:28Oh!
19:29Just immunity, Alejandro!
19:31You!
19:32You!
19:33You!
19:34You!
19:35You!
19:36You!
19:37Hate to interrupt during such a well-thought-out argument, but the only vote that wasn't for Alejandro was for you.
19:44You!
19:45You!
19:46You!
19:47So, you are getting flushed!
19:50You!
19:51You!
19:52You!
19:53You!
19:54You!
19:55You!
19:56You!
19:57You!
19:58You!
19:59You!
20:00You!
20:01You!
20:02You!
20:03You!
20:04You!
20:05You!
20:06You!
20:07You!
20:08You!
20:09You!
20:10I know that tune!
20:11Oh, man.
20:12I knew Mike seemed familiar.
20:14When I was a lowly punk in Juvie, he was running the place.
20:18But back then, his name was Mal.
20:21And he is bad news.
20:24Now that I have avenged the shame you once caused me, the slate is clean.
20:28We can start fresh.
20:29After all, we are a perfect couple.
20:32Let's do this!
20:36Four heroes and five villains remain.
20:42Who's next to be thrown home from the throne?
20:45Find out when we return with more Total Drama All Stars!
21:02You!
21:03Where are we?
21:04Before we take care of all, we'll stand here!
21:06See you!
21:07How easy?
21:08You!
21:09You!
21:10How easy?
21:11Where are you going to be?
21:12A very good day!
21:14Bye!
21:15I'm home!
21:16You!
21:17I'm home!
21:18I'm home!
21:19I'm home!
21:20I'm home!
21:21I'm home!
21:22I'm home!
21:23I'm home!
21:24I'm home!
21:25You!
21:26We have my favorites!
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