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00:00Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, Gwen found out that Courtney got kissy with Scott and Cameron.
00:09And their on-again, off-again friendship went way off.
00:13Alejandro hid a DVD of Mike's bad behavior somewhere beyond the range of my cameras.
00:19Oh, that handsome weasel.
00:21And the final six ran the brutal obstacle course and proved that the old saying is true.
00:27Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you really, really sore.
00:33The winner?
00:34Zoe, thanks to Mike.
00:36Or was it Mal?
00:40Seriously, who was it? I can't tell those guys apart.
00:44The Flushy?
00:45Definitely Alejandro.
00:48Adios, Alejurko!
00:51Only five players remain.
00:53Who will live to play another day?
00:55And who will go sightseeing in Sewer City via the dreaded Flush of Shame?
01:01Find out right here, right now, on Total Drama All-Stars!
01:08With the last part of the The Flushy?
01:12No, no, no, no, no.
01:14I want to be famous.
01:16I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous.
01:19No, no, no, no.
01:19I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous.
01:24Where is it? Where did Alejandro hide it?
01:38Mike, what happened?
01:41Oh, hey Zoe, I was just helping to water the plants and I dropped one against the wall, so...
01:50I thought Mike was back in control, but lately he's as weird as weird gets.
01:57I just wish I could see inside his head.
02:01Not literally. That would be gross.
02:04Alejandro has incriminating footage of me on a DVD and hid it somewhere in the hotel.
02:10He said it's in the art, but how can anyone tell which piece has been tampered with when it's all so hideous?
02:18I also know Zoe's getting suspicious.
02:22That could be a problem, especially with Mike on the loose in my head.
02:27His head. Our head. Whatever.
02:30He won't be able to hide from me much longer.
02:33I think Mal is getting weaker.
02:36So am I. I gotta sit down.
02:39Sitting is for after victory.
02:42Who asked ya, comrade?
02:44What the heck?
02:48Hey, yo! Finally an audience!
02:52Yo, Dominic! I hear your dog has no nose.
02:56How does he smell?
02:58Terrible!
03:02Ah, genius!
03:04Give him a nickel!
03:06Come on, Vito. Ditch the dummy and join us.
03:08We need you if we're gonna defeat Mal.
03:10Defeat Mal? Not possible!
03:13Wow! Vito's kid is hilarious!
03:17Ah, ah, ah, I didn't say nothing.
03:19So who did?
03:21Me!
03:26You'll never defeat me!
03:31Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
03:35Let's go!
03:36Whoa, uh, yeah, sure. Wait up!
03:38Attention, punching bags!
03:41Please gather in the forest clearing and bring your padded undies,
03:45because today's challenge is a butt kicker!
03:48Whoa!
03:49Ugh!
03:49Hey, Gwen!
03:51Ugh!
03:51How was your night on Boney Island?
03:53Not bad, actually.
03:54A woolly beaver tried to eat me,
03:56so I climbed a tree to the top and slept in the canopy.
03:59Fell asleep looking at the stars.
04:01Wow, yeah, what a nightmare!
04:04Luckily, Gwen is super smart and totally strong,
04:07so she lived to tell the tale.
04:09Well, welcome back, Gwen.
04:12Welcome back, Gwen.
04:14What?
04:15Nothing.
04:16I was just noticing that cutthroat vibe Zoe has about her.
04:19So two-faced.
04:21We should shun her.
04:23Um.
04:24Are you still mad at me for all the kissing I did?
04:26Because like I said before,
04:28Scott was an accident and Cameron kissed me!
04:31I'm not mad at you.
04:32I just hope your head is still in the game.
04:35Don't worry.
04:36My head is totally in the game.
04:38So you still want to go all the way to the finale with me?
04:41Gwen, I promise.
04:43It's you and me right to the end.
04:45Gwen is great,
04:47but if you ask me,
04:48winning is everything.
04:49This is the farthest I've ever made it on Total Drama,
04:52and I am going all the way.
04:55Scott is sweet on me,
04:56for obvious reasons.
04:58So I'm keeping him around to the end,
05:00since he'll probably let me win,
05:02which means Gwen goes second last,
05:04and Zoe has to go, like, now.
05:07The only wild card is Mike,
05:09but I'm pretty sure I can crush him.
05:12Making a chart always helps clarify things nicely.
05:16Hey, Courtney.
05:17You're looking really, uh, goop.
05:20Good.
05:21I mean, you know, guys.
05:23Nice.
05:24Thanks, Scott.
05:28Yeah, anytime.
05:30And, uh, hey,
05:31if you need help lifting anything,
05:34just let me know.
05:36Yeah, that's the stuff.
05:40Arms like a cheetah.
05:42I know, right?
05:48This is great.
05:50Courtney and I are back to being friends.
05:52Sure, it's taken a while for her to trust me again,
05:56but it was worth it.
05:58Hope you two got lots of sleep,
06:00because I'm feeling as strong as an ox.
06:03Don't you mean strong as a rat?
06:06Huh?
06:07Oh, you haven't seen Courtney's chart.
06:11Huh?
06:12What chart?
06:13This one.
06:14Huh?
06:14Great plan, by the way.
06:16Not how I want it to go down,
06:18but still.
06:20Second last,
06:21right to the end,
06:23my butt.
06:24I can explain.
06:25You gave me a tail?
06:28Wow.
06:29Wait.
06:30Oh, please.
06:31Even you can't talk your way out of this one.
06:34Ugh.
06:35Sensitive much?
06:37Courtney was only pretending to be my friend?
06:40Ugh.
06:40How did I not see that?
06:43She's going down.
06:44A tail.
06:46And it's pointed.
06:47Like a rat tail.
06:49I will never forgive her for this.
06:51Never.
06:52Not unless she really, really wants me to.
06:55Thanks, Mike.
06:56But I am not getting flushed down that giant toilet.
06:59I mean, it sort of suits the others.
07:02But I am not a giant toilet-swimming kind of girl.
07:07Behold, my sad, skinny intern.
07:11Oh.
07:12I totally forgot to feed them this week.
07:15I know.
07:18Funny, right?
07:19So, today's challenge is a race to make a delicious sundae
07:23and serve it up to good old what's-his-name-and-who's-its over here.
07:28Whoa, yes.
07:30I know my sundaes.
07:31I worked at an ice cream shop for three weeks.
07:34Then I got fired for flinging a scoop of raspberry swirl at a customer.
07:37But she started it with all her,
07:39excuse me, excuse me.
07:41I was on my break.
07:43So, to make this fun for me,
07:46you'll have to travel to the most dangerous areas on the island
07:49to procure the ingredients of this dessert.
07:53Your ice cream awaits at the top of the diving cliff,
07:56which the ice machine has been making nice and slippery all week.
07:59The maraschino cherries are perched on a rock in the swamp.
08:03You'll find crushed peanuts in the old cafeteria.
08:06And the final ingredient, chocolate sauce,
08:09can be found in a pool surrounding a recently planted mutant fire flower.
08:15You're sick, McLean.
08:17What can I say?
08:18Prison changed me.
08:19For the better.
08:20The first person to have their sundae completely consumed by the interns wins.
08:26On your marks.
08:29What are you waiting for?
08:31They're hungry.
08:33Scram!
08:37Gwen, that chart meant nothing.
08:41Seriously, it was not serious.
08:44Save your incredibly bad breath, chart-knee.
08:47From now on, it's every woman for herself.
08:51Ugh!
08:52Why can't Gwen just be impressed with my genius and go along with it?
08:56Huh!
08:57No wonder she has such a hard time keeping friends.
08:59Mike, I have to know.
09:02Why did you expose Courtney in front of everyone like that?
09:05It was just so, you know, mean.
09:08I did it for us.
09:11For you, really.
09:12I want you to win.
09:14But without Cam, we're outnumbered.
09:16Courtney, Gwen, and Scott, they're too powerful together.
09:18We have to break them up.
09:20And you gotta admit, she kinda had it coming.
09:26It's not like Mike to enjoy someone else's misery, even if it is Courtney's.
09:31Hmm.
09:32When Alejandro was making that big goodbye speech, he said there was a greater evil lurking.
09:38He also said the truth is in the art.
09:40Man, typical Alejandro.
09:44Hot and infuriating right to the end.
09:47Out of the way.
09:49Courtney has to lose.
09:50I mean, I have to win.
09:52Not cool.
09:53This just ends.
09:55Scott is first to reach the ice cream.
09:57Yeah!
09:59Huh?
09:59No!
10:02Seriously?
10:03Seriously?!
10:04Seriously?!
10:05Gwen has scooped up first place!
10:08Oh, great!
10:10Woo-hoo!
10:11Woo-hoo!
10:12Woo-hoo!
10:13Woo-hoo!
10:14Oh, easy does it.
10:16I'll go ahead.
10:17Make sure it's safe.
10:18I'll have to ditch Zoe for a while so I can make sure Gwen doesn't win.
10:24I need to get back into the spa hotel to find the DVD Alejandro hid.
10:30You know, you're as fit as me, practically.
10:34We should team up.
10:35After what you did to Gwen?
10:37Sorry.
10:38All clear!
10:40Well, there goes your only ally, too.
10:45First place!
10:49Hey, Scott!
10:49See you later!
10:51In the giant toilet!
10:52And you'll be the one in the toilet, not me!
10:59Laugh it up!
11:00But you're gonna lose, Courtney.
11:02I may be behind, but I'm as sure-footed as I can!
11:13Let's get one thing clear.
11:15I wasn't afraid of the bear.
11:17I was screaming to confuse it.
11:20Yeah, that's it.
11:22Ooh!
11:23Stanky!
11:25Gwen's first to the cherries!
11:27Will she keep her lead?
11:28Not if Snappy has anything to say about it!
11:31Snappy?
11:33No!
11:34No!
11:36Bet that hurt!
11:38Whoa!
11:39Thanks for the save!
11:40Huh?
11:41Oh!
11:42Yeah, sure!
11:43No problem!
11:44Oh my gosh!
11:45Another gator!
11:48Sorry!
11:49False alarm!
11:51And Mike takes the lead!
11:52Okay, Mike is either really brave, or really bananas, or really both!
11:58Agh!
11:59Agh!
12:00Agh!
12:01Agh!
12:02Agh!
12:03My foot is stuck!
12:04Agh!
12:05Too bad!
12:06If we were a team, I'd totally help you!
12:09But...
12:10Not in a million years!
12:11Bye!
12:13Maybe Courtney is the greater evil Alejandro was talking about!
12:18I've got three kinds of ice cream and a cherry!
12:21Funny!
12:22All I can taste is victory!
12:26Uh-oh!
12:27Good gator!
12:28Nice gator!
12:29Please don't eat me!
12:31Agh!
12:33Wow!
12:34She's just swamped!
12:38Who will survive the Sunday challenge?
12:41And who's about to become tomorrow's wildlife leftovers?
12:45Find out after the break, on Toto, Drama, All Stars!
12:52Oh!
12:55Ah!
12:59Ah!
13:00Come on!
13:01What?!
13:02Ah!
13:03Yes!
13:04I'm free!
13:05AHHHH!
13:07OOF!
13:17Finally!
13:19Bye, Scott!
13:20I
13:25Don't know what the problem is with that bear. It was just a little ice cream. No need to get hysterical
13:41Where he'll face off against the newly rebuilt total drama machine though what?
13:50Huh
13:55Hey, when watch out for the robot
14:09When I don't time to chat wait, I'm sorry. I never should have made that chart
14:14I still want us to be a team. I still want us to be friends
14:18Please don't vote me off vote for Zoey
14:22Okay, I tell you what I'll vote for Scott and I'll try to convince Zoey to vote for him too
14:29Seriously, I still want to be friends too, but to prove that I can trust you you have to vote for yourself
14:36Get real. You're just trying to make it unanimous. That's a chance. You'll just have to take
14:42But oh
14:44fine
14:46Oh
14:48No
14:50This can't be legal
14:52Ah
14:54And Mike is the first to reach the chocolate fire zone sweet, but when is hot on his heels and fueled by rage
15:02So it's still anybody's game
15:06Still want to be friends, but we'll just see about that
15:09Whoa, it's huge
15:12Yep toxic waste the most terrifying growth hormone money can buy
15:16Yes
15:26The chocolate fire zone and retakes the lead
15:31That's more like it
15:42Yes, finally caught a break
15:46Oh
15:53Mike are you okay? Oh, I will be I just have to fix something
15:59You have to beat Gwen or else we're both on the chopping block hurry, okay, but if I win I promise we'll both go to the spa
16:08Let's rock
16:10This challenge is getting too close for my liking it's time for a little sabotage
16:20What are you doing? Oh, uh, it was an accident. Sorry
16:38I
16:40Think that pipsqueak did that on purpose
16:42Nice move
16:44Dirt would have been my first choice as a topping back home. See you at the finish line
16:49I can't use dirt
16:51What would my former employer think?
16:54It's totally burned up
16:56Fine chocolate poles it is the cools are still warm. They're making my ice cream melt
17:02What it's for Chris's interns and he never feeds them anyway as if they're going to be picky. They should thank me
17:18Run faster. I don't care who wins as long as it's not Courtney
17:22Ta-da! Shortcut!
17:28I win!
17:30Eat it, interns!
17:32Surprise! Change of plans. You have to eat your own sundaes.
17:38Oh, cool! Yes!
17:40First to finish wins immunity. Everyone else is on the chopping block. So dig in
17:46Dig in
17:52I can't do it. I can't eat disgusting foods. I'm just not gross like the others
17:59Ah! Brain freeze!
18:01Easy to laugh when you have no brain to freeze
18:05You're just jealous because I'm almost done
18:09Boom! Just like that Zoe wins the challenge and immunity
18:13Ah!
18:15Phew!
18:16Yes!
18:17You gonna eat that?
18:18Here!
18:19Not so fast!
18:20Everyone has to eat their own sundae, remember?
18:24You won't get anything else to eat until you finish the sundae you thought was good enough to feed my interns
18:30I wouldn't feed them that
18:33It's not my fault! Mike ruined the chocolate on purpose!
18:36But you're the one who put it in your sundae
18:39What was I supposed to do? Skip the chocolate sauce?
18:42Yes!
18:43Well...
18:45Now I know for next time?
18:49I know I was a bad friend, but please, please don't vote for me!
18:54I won't! As long as you vote for yourself!
18:58By the way, your sundae smells like the outhouse
19:01Guess she's not hungry!
19:07Elimination time!
19:09Tonight, Zoe got immunity and Scott and Courtney are on thin ice!
19:14Scott, you finished dead last and you're all out of allies!
19:19Courtney, backstabbing your friends and trying to poison my interns?
19:23Really?
19:25It's time to vote!
19:27After that chart, who can ever trust Courtney again?
19:30Anyway, I look nothing like that picture she drew of me!
19:34Mama always says, I'm as handsome as a mule!
19:38Alright!
19:39I've tabulated the votes and tonight's loser with three votes to two...
19:45Is Courtney!
19:46You can't flush me yet! I'm still eating!
19:53That's the spirit! Never give up!
19:55I know! We're all gonna miss her!
20:00Well, she wasn't all bad!
20:04Congrats on making it to the final four!
20:07Zoe, the spa hotel is all yours because...
20:11Now on, winners can't take anyone along with them!
20:15Oh no! Really? Sorry, Mike!
20:19No worries! You deserve it!
20:25It's great to be back!
20:29Except for all these new paintings of Chris!
20:32Yuck!
20:33What was it Alejandro said?
20:35It's in the art!
20:37Only four competitors remain!
20:40Who's here to stay?
20:41And who's gonna get flushed away?
20:44Good painting, right?
20:45Find out next time on an all-new Total Drama All Stars!
20:55Goodbye!
20:57See you now!
21:07Na-na-na-na-na-na!
21:09Na-na-na-na la-na-na!
21:10Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
21:16Na-na-na-na-na-na!
21:18Who's here or au?
21:20Who's there before?
21:21You're wearing a saúde, man's ours!
21:23Love,Lordch!
21:24You
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