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Total swear words in the episode: 58 (I may have missed one or two though)
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00:00I'm tired of tears, strong and sick, like arms and light, they break down, on green violin,
00:11solid rainfall, hot and heavy, show me that you're gonna see the fight, oh, hey,
00:19and show me how you got to play, do it real, and we strike, all this time to your face,
00:24with love and a smile, watch out for my day till night tonight, it's just my dancing,
00:29just like you're like a nighting, cause you ain't right, you don't hurt, let's all die far,
00:32in the world, let's all sing a storm, let's all sing a storm, let's all sing a day,
00:35like a blood storm, but just today runs through your pain, so well and we want,
00:39we're going to sing a song, watch them all, but tonight, we stand together,
00:43you're in for a bit of a treat, what is it, you're going to the dentist, what, why,
00:53put this in here, all right, okay, let's just put this down, don't worry, Nicole, you'll be fine,
01:04Oh yeah!
01:09And then if you want to do to catch something,
01:13you'll be fine,
01:27ultimate gg
01:31we challenge Nintendo
01:34you cannot beat Nintendo
01:36aim yourselves
01:37you cannot be
01:40a
01:41you cannot be
01:44with your robot partner
01:48you cannot be
01:50your robot partner
01:53can beat Nintendo
01:54It's no
01:57You cannot beat us
01:59You cannot beat
02:01You ass
02:02Ass
02:03Ass
02:03Ass
02:04Ass
02:05Ass
02:06Saw
02:07Nintendo
02:07Saw
02:09One
02:09You
02:10Cannot
02:17Cannot
02:18Beat us
02:19Beat one million
02:20Nintendos
02:21Discover one million
02:23You work
02:25You
02:25Can beat
02:26Us
02:27We
02:27Are
02:28Not
02:28Nintendo
02:29We
02:30Change
02:30For
02:31Heat
02:31You
02:31Cannot
02:33Beat your
02:33Robot
02:34Ad
02:35Nintendo
02:36Biss
02:44You
02:44Are
02:45You
02:46Got
02:47You
02:48Are
02:48You
02:49Are
02:51I
02:51I
02:51You
02:53I
02:53Cannot beat us, Nintendo!
02:55That is-
02:55retaliate with fire-
02:56Who the fuck is this?!
03:04Onward, shawty!
03:08Oh, shit!
03:09Damn it!
03:13Hello, I'm born!
03:15This is better than sex.
03:16I hate Prince Charming.
03:17Shut the fuck up, you faggy!
03:20Fuck you!
03:21I shall slay us the monster that guards you,
03:24and then take my place as rightful king!
03:27Oh, brother, this guy stinks!
03:29Hey, guys!
03:30Faggy Rules here.
03:31It's- it's Shrek!
03:33Help!
03:34Prepare, foul beast!
03:37Oh, my back!
03:40Someday, we'll be sorry.
03:42We'll be like a dildo.
03:44Loser! You're a loser!
03:45Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
03:47Well, you shouldn't be, because you are dirt!
03:49Yes! Yes! Yes! Faggy!
03:51Yes!
03:52You gotta be fuckin' kidding.
03:54Time to get movin'!
03:55KUNKYY Principallo
04:03It's Shrek!
04:04I don't think it's nice you laughing.
04:18See, my mule don't like people laughing.
04:20It's the crazy idea you're laughing at him.
04:24This is my swamp!
04:27You want me to jack you off or something?
04:29You've done all this before!
04:34Tm-tm-tm!
04:41Bye-bye!
04:43See you later.
04:44And you, frumpy pigskin!
04:45Rumpelstiltskin!
04:46Okay, this is the real me.
04:47Not this.
04:48This!
04:48Not this.
04:49Winner, loser!
04:53Jesus christ you urinal cake curator!
05:00Ahem, kids.
05:01Your Christmas presents are still here.
05:03Come and pick them up.
05:05All right, Dad.
05:06Hey, Mom.
05:07Hello, darling.
05:08What would you like for dinner?
05:09I'm not sure.
05:10Maybe pizza?
05:11Okay.
05:13Yeah, okay.
05:14Almost beat this level.
05:15Nicole?
05:16Yes, Mom.
05:18What would you like for dinner?
05:19I'm not sure.
05:20Pizza, maybe?
05:21Oh, that's what Daniel said.
05:23All right, pizza.
05:24Did you hear your father?
05:25No.
05:25What did he say?
05:26Go and put your stuff from Christmas.
05:28Put it all in your room.
05:30All right, Mom.
05:31All right.
05:31Let's go.
05:33Okay, pizza it is.
05:37Let's put this in the oven.
05:39Get straight to it.
05:41There we go.
05:42Pizza.
05:44Oh, I forgot about these.
05:46All right, let's go.
05:48Okay.
05:48I can't believe Christmas is over already.
05:50I know.
05:55Hey, Mom.
05:56Hello, darlings.
05:57Pizza's in.
05:58Okay.
05:59Oh, Daniel.
06:00Yeah, Mom?
06:00Can you go and get the mail?
06:02I had it was coming before.
06:03Okay, Mom.
06:04Yeah, yeah.
06:05Do, do.
06:06I might put these on right now.
06:07Put my snow globe up here.
06:09I'll just leave that there for now.
06:11Mail.
06:13Oh, yeah.
06:14Mail.
06:15All right.
06:16Let's go get this to Mom.
06:18Nicole, mail.
06:19I love mail.
06:20What is it?
06:20What is it?
06:20One sec.
06:21Mom, here's mail.
06:23Darling, mail's here.
06:24What?
06:25Okay.
06:26Mail.
06:27All right, guys.
06:27Let's see what it is this time.
06:30Anything interesting?
06:31Anything important?
06:32Anything fun?
06:34Oh, dear.
06:35Huh?
06:36Grandma and Grandpa have invited us to a horse show.
06:40Wow.
06:40That's actually pretty cool.
06:42No, it's not.
06:44What?
06:44Why?
06:44We've never met Grandma and Grandpa before.
06:47That's the reason why.
06:48They're absolutely horrible.
06:50Oh, come on, honey.
06:51They can't be that bad.
06:52Yeah, come on, Mom.
06:53They're probably really, really nice.
06:55Yeah.
06:57Fine.
06:58I'll give them a second chance.
06:59All right, then.
07:00Should we get ready?
07:01Yes.
07:01Get ready, kids.
07:02Okay, Mom.
07:03All right.
07:04I'm so excited.
07:04What should I wear?
07:05This?
07:06Yeah, Daniel.
07:07That'll be cool.
07:08Okay.
07:09Yay.
07:09I'm so excited.
07:10Are you?
07:10Super.
07:12Okay.
07:13We're all ready.
07:14Let's go.
07:14Yes.
07:15I can't wait to meet Grandma and Grandpa.
07:17Yeah, same.
07:18Me, too.
07:19All right, kids.
07:20Come on.
07:20Yay.
07:21Oh, yeah.
07:22Right, so.
07:24Behavious.
07:25Okay.
07:26The hills are alive with the sound of music.
07:31Turn off that racket, you're driving me crazy.
07:35Goo goo ga ga, I'm a baby.
07:36Into the car.
07:38Into the car.
07:39I'm about to break my heart.
07:41I'm gonna go.
07:42It's not so good.
07:43Oh.
07:45Oh.
07:46And I'll tell all the world to see me.
07:49Donkey, wake up.
07:50Oh.
07:51Oh.
07:51Oh.
07:52I am Cornonio.
07:53Oh.
07:56Good.
07:56Good work.
07:57Throw it on your dick.
07:58Watch where you're going, you fool.
08:00To the showers.
08:01Hey, hey, hey, Nick.
08:01You got a nice little ass, Nick.
08:02Give me your ass, Nick.
08:03Nigga, you see me looking at you, Nick?
08:04Give me your ass, Nick.
08:06Unhand me, giant mutant.
08:07Nigga.
08:09Stop squirming, Arthur.
08:14Fire on the mountain.
08:15Oh, what is wrong with you?
08:16Oh, my God.
08:17Oh, Arthur.
08:18Come out, come out, wherever you are.
08:20Let me in, you sons of bitches.
08:21I'll kill all your family.
08:25What the fuck is this bullshit?
08:28Oh, no, this is horrible.
08:30Ow.
08:31Go for it.
08:37I see a rainbow pony.
08:41Ladies.
08:42The end.
08:44Applejack.
08:45Were you reading a bedtime story to an apple tree?
08:50But Bloomberg's all the reason we're making this tree.
08:52He needs his rest so we can give him as a gift to my relativism as an appaloosa.
08:56When we get to Appaloosa, you think we have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the tree into the orchard?
08:59Watch me.
09:00Hmm, Bloomberg?
09:01No, Fluttershy.
09:02Fluttershy's not going to be...
09:03Osswee.
09:03What's going on?
09:04Rainbow gasping, Fluttershy's...
09:05Osswee.
09:06I do not think she's...
09:06Osswee.
09:07You say she's...
09:08Osswee.
09:08Oh, well, yes, but...
09:09You know she's not...
09:10Osswee, right?
09:11Well, she's...
09:11Osswee.
09:12Dashie?
09:12FRAAAA!
09:13Hey there, welcome to...
09:14Ah, hello, sir.
09:16And as you can see, we have all the finest comforts, like horse-drawn carriages.
09:19Okay, you pull now.
09:21Now, we just switched.
09:22And those there, horse-drawn horse-drawn carriages.
09:23I'm the tater who does the brain drain jokes.
09:33I am the pool with a brain drain.
09:35If only I could remember it.
09:37UGH!
09:37BRAIN DRAN!
09:39Say, hey, hey, how'd you get here so fast?
09:41I have no idea!
09:44Meanwhile, Sheriff, the town depends on you.
09:46It's your duty to hunt down those damn dirty varmints.
09:48Three seconds later...
09:49Well, I'm convinced.
09:51I pulled every switch.
09:52I switched every pull.
09:53I pulled every pull.
09:54I switched every switch.
09:54I pulled every...
09:55Green drain.
09:55I switched every...
09:56Oh, no, no, no, I did it!
10:01What was that?
10:02What?
10:04What do you know?
10:06Did it get the worst of you?
10:07The very next night, this happened!
10:13Okay, I'm reading this lady.
10:17Okay.
10:18Oh, no, Tigger.
10:20Who does the...
10:21Brain drain jokes?
10:22Shh, come on, buddy bear.
10:23Let's get out of here.
10:26You know, shouldn't we take the back of the cell to escape?
10:28Since Piglet and the others were to lay built a wall at the back of my cell.
10:33Oh, well, when you put a dead way, Pooh Bear.
10:37So long, suckers.
10:38That's nice.
10:39Goodbye, Pooh.
10:40Two seconds later...
10:41Oh, shit!
10:41It was at this moment he knew.
10:43He'd scrumped up.
10:43No shit, Sherlock.
10:44We only wanted a tree.
10:46The septum police have overtaken the land and have planted an orchard all over it.
10:47Because of their thoughtlessness, we can no longer run over our traditional gap eating ground.
10:51Huh?
10:53We may be divided, but of you all, I beg, to remember we're all hooked.
11:00Oh, yeah.
11:01That's the end of Easter egg.
11:06No matter what the issue, don't remember if you're free.
11:08Don't reply to death, you're nothing.
11:09There's my heart, and I'll see you be.
11:10I didn't stop the way.
11:11I didn't stop the way.
11:12It's a shiny new day.
11:13Don't worry, babe.
11:14I got to share.
11:15I got to care.
11:16Oh, hey.
11:17You're getting to share.
11:17Let it go.
11:18Oh.
11:18Okay.
11:19I got it.
11:19I got it.
11:20I got it.
11:20I got it.
11:20I got it.
11:21I got it.
11:21I got it.
11:21I got it.
11:22I got it.
11:22I got it.
11:52I got it.
11:55Come on, you stupid brain.
11:56Quick.
11:57Brain brain.
11:59Hey.
11:59You seen this?
12:00No, but actually.
12:01It's kind of dark.
12:03You bring a light?
12:04Absolutely not.
12:05I can't see my mitts in front of me.
12:06Oh, I don't see nothing.
12:09Oh, shit.
12:12I got it.
12:16I got it.
12:20I got it.
12:21Brain brain.
12:23I'll never find out somewhere in the high country.
12:26I'm not going to die.
12:26I'm not going to die.
12:26I'm not going to die.
12:27I'm not going to die.
12:28Okay.
12:29Buy two dollars for that time.
12:30Every once a...
12:30Not sure if you know who I am.
12:33Who are you?
12:34Not sure if you know who I am.
12:35But I'm not sure if I'm different.
12:36But I'm not.
12:37Hey.
12:37Not sure if I'm around who I am.
12:38I'm not sure if I'm around who I am.
12:39I believe you that you're mine.
12:40But I'm about to rule the world.
12:41Of course.
12:42Oh, there's one there.
12:43There's only one there.
12:44One, one, yeah.
12:46You didn't know everything.
12:47Because I don't.
12:48Ever since that day, Luigi wasn't ever the same.
12:50Because I don't.
12:51Because I don't.
12:52Because I don't.
12:54What's in this scenario?
12:56Eating it? No. I want to eat it.
12:58Correct!
13:00I like that. It's yummy.
13:02No, no, no, no, no!
13:04Here we are. We're just going to get full tickets and we'll be back soon.
13:07Yes. Okay.
13:08Ah, look at that statue, Nicole. Wow.
13:10It looks like a beaver on a horse.
13:12Mm-hmm. Pretty strange. There's a rabbit back there.
13:14Hello, rabbit.
13:16Okay, I think you should leave it, Nicole. Yeah, good idea.
13:18Yes, that's all, thanks.
13:20All right, there you go, there you go, and there you go.
13:22Oh, four, I said. Yeah, the child ticket comes in at two.
13:24Oh, okay, thank you. No problem. See you later.
13:26Goodbye. Two tickets. Come on, let's go.
13:28Yay. Bye, sir. See you later now.
13:30Grandma! Grandma! Hey.
13:32Oh, hello, darlings. How are you?
13:34I'm great. Nice to meet you.
13:36Look at you. I remember when you were little babies.
13:38Wait, we've met? Of course we've met.
13:40I remember when you were about twelve months old.
13:42Was I tiny? You were teeny tiny.
13:44It's inspired by Vida. I don't like it.
13:46Take it off. Take it off? I can't take it off.
13:48Yeah, I don't want it either. Take it back.
13:50Hello? Oh, honey, how's it been?
13:52I haven't seen you in forever.
13:54Yes, quite fine, thank you.
13:56Please, just leave my photo alone.
13:58Of course, of course. Anyway, please, follow me.
14:00My instructor should be here.
14:02Are you okay, Nicole? Yeah, I'm fine, Mom, thanks.
14:04Come on, kids. Let's go.
14:06Instructor? This is my instructor.
14:08Oh, instructor, actually.
14:10Nice to meet you guys. I'm the instructor.
14:12I'll be here to, you know, keep things in control,
14:14organize the show, and yeah, it's so nice to meet you.
14:16Anyway, everybody will be here in just a moment,
14:18so I'd get your seats by with you.
14:20Thank you. It's so nice to meet you, too.
14:22Come on, kids. Let's go.
14:24Is he coming? Mom? Dad? Yes, yes.
14:26I'm going. All right. Yay.
14:28Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
14:30Let's get things under control.
14:32Okay, come on. Yay.
14:34Yes, absolutely perfect.
14:36Okay, when is the show starting, do you know?
14:38I don't worry about two minutes. That's five.
14:40Okay, so we have ten minutes. Yes.
14:42Okay, everybody is here,
14:44and we're finally ready to start the show.
14:46But first of all, let's introduce our horses.
14:48First of all, we have Sparky.
14:50Second of all, we have Princess Bubble.
14:54And finally, we have Sparkle.
14:56These three horses will battle their way to the top.
15:00Let's start the show.
15:02All right, we're starting off easy.
15:04Sparky, you're first.
15:06All right, I can do this. Come on, Sparky.
15:08Wow, that was amazing.
15:10Wow, well done.
15:12Come on, yes.
15:14Oh, perfect. Wonderful.
15:16Last one. Wow. That was beautiful, Sparky.
15:20Okay, next stop, Princess Bubble.
15:22Come on, Princess Bubble.
15:24You can do this.
15:26Wow.
15:28Yes, perfect.
15:30And finally. Yes.
15:32Wow. Absolutely wonderful.
15:34Well done, Princess Bubble.
15:36And finally, Sparkle.
15:38Come on, Sparkles. You just got this.
15:40Yes, yes.
15:42Yes, Princess Sparkle.
15:44Amazing.
15:46All right, guys. Time for round two.
15:48Sparkles.
15:50Continue.
15:52Oh, no.
15:54Oh, no.
15:56I'm so sorry, Princess Bubble.
15:58But you are out.
16:00Okay, everyone.
16:02Time for the third and final round.
16:04Here we go.
16:06Oh, no.
16:08Oh, no.
16:10I'm so sorry, Princess Bubble.
16:12But you are out.
16:14Okay, and time for Sparkles.
16:16Continue.
16:18Come on, Sparkles. You got this.
16:20Well done, Princess Sparkles. You did it.
16:22Well done, Princess Sparkles. You did it.
16:26Okay, everyone. Time for the third and final round.
16:28Here we go.
16:30All right.
16:36Oh, no.
16:38Sparky, you are out.
16:40No.
16:41It's all down to Sparkles.
16:45Okay. Come on, Sparkles. You got this.
16:49Oh, come on.
16:50Okay. It's all down to this.
16:52Can she do this job?
16:53Can she do it?
16:54Can she do it?
16:55Oh, she can.
16:58Well done, Princess.
16:59Princess.
17:00Yeah.
17:01Well done, Sparkles. You did it.
17:02You won.
17:05In third place, with a score of 23,
17:07is Princess Bubble.
17:09Here is your badge.
17:12In second place, with a score of 57,
17:14is Sparky.
17:16Here is your medal, Sparky.
17:17Thank you. Thank you.
17:18And in first place,
17:19with a score of 75,
17:21is Sparkle.
17:23Here is your trophy card for every medal.
17:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:26Sorry, that was a bit weird.
17:27Anyway.
17:28Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
17:29Oh, my God. Thank you.
17:30Okay. Thank you for all joining the show, everybody.
17:31Please come again very soon for our second show coming summer.
17:34That was awesome. Thank you.
17:36I need a break.
17:38Wow. This was absolutely wonderful.
17:39Yeah, I really enjoyed it.
17:40I could get something to eat.
17:41Okay. All right. Let's go.
17:42Bye-bye.
18:12Ah!
18:12Ah!
18:13Ah!
18:13Ah!
18:14Ah!
18:14Ah!
18:15Ah!
18:15Ah!
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18:29Ah!
18:30Ah!
18:31Ah!
18:32Ah!
18:33Ah!
18:34May I suggest a sizzling chef special?
18:36I don't want that.
18:37I'm not hungry.
18:38Ah!
18:39Ah!
18:40Ah!
18:41Ah!
18:42Ah!
18:43Ah!
18:44Ah!
18:45Ah!
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19:00Ah!
19:01Ah!
19:02Ah!
19:03Ah!
19:04Ah!
19:05Ah!
19:06Ah!
19:07Ah!
19:08Ah!
19:09Ah!
19:10put Manson in my sky
19:15Yeah! Another doctor soonartiago
19:17that doesn't get much much more
19:17no, 99 00
19:20oli Fuck my sack
19:22I've never been to save my money
19:24I don't have enough cats
19:26pour it for bread, container of milk
19:28and a stick of bread
19:29と角!
19:30A daarench!
19:31That Grinch!
19:32A psychopathic Grinch!
19:33He has smuggled our lives,
19:34He's guzzled our legs,
19:36he's been puzzled after Suisse
19:37and a way past him far
19:38A 찾an from to попter
19:39and brings him to the future.
19:41Oh, I think this shit's up in them!
19:42Deep inside his feet there must be a...
19:45There must be a week out.
19:46That Grinch can be killed.
19:49Well we have, I got the Grinch cycle.
19:50You, you, you and you!
19:56E.
19:56E.
19:57You and you and you!
20:00Hey, stop. Wait. You can't do that?
20:01What? His baby.
20:02You can't just do that.
20:03This is a big one application to the plot.
20:04How am I doing those? Hello?
20:06Yeah, I will see my biggest disappointment.
20:09SHUT UP MY GRANNY YOU BOOM!
20:10Magnificent thing!
20:11What was that?
20:16How am I doing? Oh, hello.
20:17Oh, why do I even care?
20:18Stop it. You're welcome.
20:19We don't care.
20:20Stop now. We need more to stop.
20:25Oh, hello.
20:26What do you do?
20:27What do you mean as a berry cat?
20:28Do you feel lucky, punk?
20:29Well, it seems so.
20:30So-so.
20:31Very well then.
20:32I'm going to kill you.
20:33What?
20:34I'm going to kill you.
20:35Thanks for your finger.
20:36Hi, wait.
20:37We're coming.
20:38Nothing happens.
20:39Ooh!
20:42Oh, I!
20:43We can take care of now in the-
20:44Dada-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-addy-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda-dda!
20:48No, I'm gonna kill you!
20:49Please, mommy, still stand by your side.
20:50I need you.
20:51I need me to see.
20:52Why are you, Mike?
20:53I can't.
20:54Why are you doing it?
20:55He's gone through a lot of pain, but from now on, you help me to get along with the pain.
21:03Please open your eyes.
21:05Make mamma half-
21:07What's happened then?
21:07Our own home, our own home, the cliche's small home, and our own true socks, it's seen.
21:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:13We're going to have...
21:15Yeah!
21:16Here, there's some.
21:17Everything's going to be all...
21:18What.
21:19Mama.
21:20AAAAaa.
21:21That is coming absolutely 100% coming.
21:23You stink!
21:23Stump.
21:25A hanky arrangement.
21:27The next morning.
21:28And a very good morning to you,
21:29Brees!
21:30Your day!
21:31And a very good greeving to you,
21:32Mr. Mon!
21:33I think the time has come for this!
21:37Eeeeeeer!
21:38Aaaaahhh!
21:39Aaaaahhh!
21:40Watch your step!
21:41I'm just saying...
21:42I'm just saying...
21:43I'm just saying...
21:44I'm Wraith!
21:45Now, I can do some really bad stuff,
21:46once something watches help,
21:47let me see.
21:48After I do some bad stuff,
21:49I'll do some...
21:50Oh, boy.
21:51Prepare for me!
21:52Your time is done!
21:53We need to work on the end.
22:23We need to work on the end.
22:53We need to work on the end.
23:23We need to work on the end.
23:53We need to work on the end.
24:23We need to work on the end.
24:53We need to work on the end.
25:23We need to work on the end.
25:53We need to work on the end.
26:22We need to work on the end.
26:52We need to work on the end.
27:22We need to work on the end.
27:52We need to work on the end.
28:22We need to work on the end.
28:52We need to work on the end.
29:22We need to work on the end.
29:23We need to work on the end.
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