Sing a Song of Patstep, but it gets faster every swear word

Jeffrey Sorensen

Final Speed: 516%  Total Swear Words: 416   I just can't get enough of the Patstep saga!

Transcript

00:00Hey everybody, it's here!

00:27It's a brand new YouTubeable ball refresh from the video factory.

00:31Alright, move it out!

00:32Somebody put it in the tape! Put it in! Put it in! Put it in! Put it in!

00:36Fuck, your ex, it's jammed!

00:37Jammed! Oh, you fuck!

00:39You want a piece of meat?

00:40Oh, quick, you're buttering your tube!

00:42The thing's already starting.

00:43And now with your kind...

00:53Hey!

00:54For the first of the show.

00:58Behold goldfish, which is Simpson's cock!

01:01The last but not Draco Bide!

01:03Dad says no shitting!

01:04Oh come on, take that sh-

01:05Fuck you, bitch, manana-

01:08That's Willie's time!

01:09Check out this chocolatey cocky ass!

01:11That's it!

01:13That is dead!

01:13Oh, you're demi-cool, man!

01:16You're dead, bitch!

01:17You wouldn't scream!

01:19Down!

01:20Down!

01:22I'M GOING TO SAY THE N-WORD

01:24NOT

01:26N mole

01:32NOTHIN

01:39Here comes A FUN PART

01:46Do i have to follow you all day?

01:48HARD ON STICK

01:49MUST DIE

01:52Okay.

01:56Hey, wait a minute. This isn't...

01:58Hey, Hedge! This is...

01:59CHEESE GRAINERS!

02:03Am I right, lads, or am I right, lads?

02:05You are right, lads!

02:09Oh, you stupid son of a...

02:18Ah, I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun.

02:22Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! I will drip water everywhere!

02:25Woy, Hava!

02:26Do you know the way?

02:31I'm so sick of that stupid...

02:33Oh, no.

02:34OID!

02:35No!

02:36AAAAAAAH!

02:37Get your fat, give them that that bomb you game!

02:41Your programming won't allow you to intentionally hurt a human.

02:47Meet the Fist-Eating Bush!

02:48You repulsive bullshman!

02:49BUSHMAN!

02:49OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI!

02:53I'm so sick of that stupid-

02:55DON'T MIND a bullet

02:56T-shirt you lovable cowman!

02:59GO THER BAD!

03:00Oi Hova!

03:01Here's your head!

03:01There's your head, there's your head!

03:04Oi oi oi!

03:04Oi Hova!

03:05Where's your head?

03:06Da head!

03:06Look at his head!

03:07LOOK AT HIS HEADS!

03:07LOOK AT ME!

03:08ME! ME!

03:08HEY!

03:09YOU'RE MAKEN!

03:09MAKE PLAVET!

03:11NOOO!

03:11NO!

03:19Pee pee

03:27Inner

03:31Pee pee

03:33Master food

03:35Master food, what do we got?

03:37Pee pee

03:39What are you doing?

03:41Your mom

03:43Deuce

03:45Deuce

03:47You gotta help me find a way out of here

03:49I'd love to help dad

03:51Someone made me too many pancakes and now I have to sleep them off

03:53Your time is up

03:55That's totally irrelevant

03:57...

04:03Nah it's too early. I need to work under cover of DARKNESS

04:07早

04:21I gotta get outta here!

04:23I'd like to help dad, but my diary-uh is due tomorrow

04:25You gotta help me find the safe zone.

04:27I'd love to love, Dad.

04:28But what's a diorama?

04:29I'd love to help, Dad.

04:30I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt.

04:33How can I make you understand?

04:35Oh yeah, the thingy!

04:37It's never easy to find out you're not actually alive.

04:42Hello, Mr. Simpson. I know it feels like you're a man, but you're actually something much, much more expensive.

04:45Intellectual property.

04:46These are where not people wear IP.

04:47You gotta help me find a way out of here!

04:48I'd love to help, Dad, but my diorama on the Telltale Heart is due tomorrow.

04:50How can I make you understand? Oh yeah, the thingy!

04:51Oh god, oh god, oh god, we're replicants in a ridiculous theme park for an ancient TV show that's not being good after speed of 45.

04:55Do I even exist?

04:56So we've gotta wake up the rest of the family and get the rest of the fucking family and get the fuck out of here.

05:00Now help me pick out the hottest pizza.

05:02We're not people, we're easies.

05:04You gotta help me find a way to fuck the hottest march.

05:06I have a pee-pee.

05:10I'd love to help, Dad.

05:11I'm stoned.

05:13How can I make you understand?

05:16Oh god, oh god!

05:18We're in a deep park for 45!

05:20Pizza, we're not people, we're...

05:22I...

05:23...are gay.

05:25I'd like to help dad, but I got diarrhea

05:29Okay, I've been taking

05:34BECAUΡΕΕΙ

05:35We're replicants in a ridiculous theme park

05:38We're replicants in a ridiculous theme park

05:40We're making a ridiculous TV show that stopped being

05:41good after reason

05:42censoring

05:43it's an ancient TV show that stopped being

05:44good after seen pain

05:46We're an ancient TV show that stopped being

05:47good after seen

05:49Who are you gonna make me?

05:51Okay, I can handle being gay. I can handle Cheez-a myself. I don't love it, but I can deal.

05:55Look, honey, it's never easy to find out you're not actually alive.

05:58Look, honey, it's never easy to find out you're a fuckin' Cheez-a-Cheez-a.

06:01But that's just part of life.

06:02I know you're so weak.

06:04We've gotta make like hockey sticks and get the fuck outta here.

06:06Now help me pick out the stupidest Marge, George.

06:09Now help me pick out the hottest Marge.

06:11We don't wanna sweat our lady stupidest Marge.

06:13We're lads with the crump.

06:14We need to watch her party night all day.

06:16Good for up, ya.

06:17My kids live, crazy.

06:18Good for up, ya.

06:19You know what I need to say?

06:20I'm gonna make you get real,

06:22yeah!

06:23Oh, yeah!

06:24Yeah!

06:25It's a cat.

06:28I'm not gonna get real.

06:29We're gonna be so disgusting,

06:31I'm not gonna be so disgusting.

06:32Heф!

06:33Water!

06:34I'm not gonna me!

06:35Not gonna be so nasty!

06:36Noo!

06:41I have crippling depression!

06:42Ok I need it too.

06:44I don't love it.

06:45Rack-dyooyoyoy

06:45I'll pay you from my dad's mom!

06:47AAAAAAA!

06:47Little life of the Jackson!

06:48Duh- duh duh duh duh what I can do

06:52But that's just hard to play! We gotta go fuh-

06:53Grade the rest of the family and come to help

06:54Don't I think you're gonna get on marijuana or-

06:55LUDO! UNTIL YITTLE

06:56Get out of here!

07:17Feeling everyday it's all the same

07:21It brings me time but I'm the one to blame

07:25And while you're trying everything to get away

07:29So here I go again

07:31Chasing you down again

07:33Why do I do this?

07:36Over and over, over and over

07:38I fall for you

07:40Over and over, over and over

07:42I'm truly not too long

07:49Feels like every day stays the same

07:53It's dragging me down and I can't pull away

07:57So here I go again

08:00Chasing you down again

08:02Why do I do this?

08:05Over and over, over and over

08:07I fall for you

08:09Over and over, over and over

08:11I'm truly not too

08:13Over and over, over and over

08:15You make me fall for you

08:17Over and over, over and over

08:19Over and over, over and over

08:20You don't even time

08:21So many thoughts and I can't get out of my head

08:25I try to be without you

08:27Every time I do I feel dead

08:29I know what's best for me

08:31But I watch it with me

08:33I keep on wasting my time

08:37Over and over, over and over

08:39I fall for you

08:41Over and over, over and over

08:43Over and over, over and over

08:44I'm trying not to do

08:46Over and over, over and over

08:48You make me fall for you

08:50Over and over, over and over

08:52You don't even take me to do

08:56Over and over, over and over

09:05Out of the mountains

09:06Out of the mountains

09:09That's... Dark

09:12Allowing him to transform

09:16Two adventures in one game

09:18Super 3D World

09:19Plus Bowser's Integration

09:23Super 3D World

09:26is compatible with all, all, all, all, all currently available Amiibo figures.

09:30The Cat Mario Amiibo

09:32Plus, the Cat Peach Amiibo

09:34Suss Hilarious and Original

09:36Amiibo

09:40Lightning McQueen

09:46Fuck you!

09:48Hey guys, I'm coming in!

09:50Oh god, oh boy, I am not gonna hear the end of this.

09:54Not a user-minded idiot!

10:00We装 Katherine

10:02Yola, you noticed

10:03That looks like a terrible

10:14Hi, you're up. And now, I've had a long, and rather long day, so uh way, thanks.

10:17Thanks.

10:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:22I should probably get to...

10:23Ooh, hi.

10:26Hanky.

10:26Oh, are you?

10:27Sorry about that.

10:29Look, you don't belong here.

10:30It was not by my hand that I'm once again given flesh.

10:33I was called here by...

10:34No, no, no, I meant you don't belong here.

10:35I mean, in this room.

10:36But this is my room, so get out.

10:37It's just, oh, man, I'm such a big fan.

10:39You guys were totally amazing at the best.

10:41Master Tigress.

10:43You're so much bigger than your action figure.

10:44Get out.

10:45Okay.

10:47Six.

10:49Six.

10:50Six, six, six, six, six.

10:51Okay.

10:52Congratulations!

10:54Double the guard!

10:55Double the weapons!

10:56Double everything!

10:57It is written.

10:57I love the world!

10:58There's an amazing world!

10:59Under the show!

10:59Where's the story I got in?

11:00Oh!

11:02Oh!

11:03Huh?

11:04John, congratulations, Mr. Chapman, but that's...

11:06You're the one-noyant p-nay, and then you to do...

11:08...kiss!

11:11Freak, freak, freak, freak!

11:12Oh, my!

11:16Freak out every now and now and then, because the devil then boozles me.

11:18I frequently think the eggs.

11:19Oh, no!

11:20I don't know.

11:21I need you to go out and buy eggs.

11:23What's M-I-N?

11:24I do buy eggs.

11:25What's M-I-N?

11:26Freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak.

11:30Freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak.

11:32Run maxing, mine, my eggs

11:41I will build a great, great wall

11:44To China

11:44Whoooo..

11:45what a dumm arse

11:45heh heh heh

11:46China are saiyah

11:46China are saying now

11:47Thailand are steer

11:48and Japan going into Brazil

11:50modern mosquito

11:53I'll um..

11:53I'm just coming right here

11:54ah

11:55I've gotten completely immobilized

11:58CABE El

11:59워

12:00WWWOW

12:00Baby Picks and tights inspiring story is about Montgomery Burns, Lupa on the third, and Perlimon.

12:04Zack, Tato, Carl Carlson, this drink's lunatic.

12:09I'm stuck. Help him.

12:10And move on through. One, two.

12:18What's in the fall?

12:25Don't be mad at that. We got ourselves like a nigger.

12:28Game nigger.

12:29You're not mad. I'm not mad.

12:30No.

12:33Not in my town, you don't.

12:36I'm pissed.

12:41The three victims were part of the CXS.

12:42Fuck it, love the pussy.

12:44I'm Cinder Fred.

12:45Eno.

12:45I'm Cain.

12:46I'm a pioneer.

12:47I'm a shark.

12:47Hold on the mirror to a kiss here.

12:48I'm a girl.

12:48I'm going to miss you, too.

12:49Appreciate the launch.

12:49I'm a spry.

12:50Ta-ta.

12:50I'm a pig.

12:51I'm a pig.

12:52I'm a pig.

12:53I'm a pig.

12:54I'm a pig.

12:56I'm a pig.

12:57I'm here at Krusty Coy for the launch of the highly anticipated beard.

12:58Krusty.

12:59What can you tell us about this fantastic new beard?

13:00Krusty.

13:00I'm here at Krusty Coy for the launch of burgers, squirners, and this reporter thinks it's about

13:05f***ing time.

13:06Krusty.

13:06What can you tell us about this fantastic new sa-

13:08That is the end.

13:09Makes sense.

13:10We start with gravy.

13:10Dekidat, voluntary-

13:11Trust me!

13:12What can you tell us about this fantastic newsletter?

13:14We start with gravy per-

13:15To other cows then kill them and the end only results are the 7 grain butter-

13:18Then kill them and serve the end only results are the 7 grain butter-

13:21Then kill them and serve the end only results are the 7 grain butter-

13:23Next!

13:25Hey!

13:27I want a matter of our time!

13:28I'm here by sentencing you to-

13:30Stop training for it!

13:32No, won't be necessary.

13:34What're you gonna do, suck me together?

13:35I wasn't supposed to either of you!

13:36to this opening YouTuber party!

13:37The bonus 50 because of copyright problems!

13:38We will be instead watching Sass of Entry

13:39time by showing unnecessary

13:40inพutumentious troubles.

13:44Let's move it up!

13:45I'm good at the end!

13:46Big ball!

13:47Pop it up!

13:50Oh yes!

13:51I'm not coming

13:51at the end!

13:52You too!

13:57Hey, shoot, I'm so fielded!

13:59It's exciting Krusty dog!

14:00What did I tell you about watching the proof face?

14:01Somebody cold in my world!

14:02I love Krusty a clown, and I think you're a boo-ah!

14:06What the save me, or a shit ?

14:07Oh you're only...

14:07Oh yeah, I'm fine.

14:09I'm just playing...

14:10Yeah!

14:10Nothing! What's wrong?

14:11Nothing?

14:11N'ak, I'm speeding so wrong!

14:12Okay!

14:13I'll hit him in the ağaou!

14:14Stay where we are, nah, nah, nah, nah...

14:16Stay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

14:19I'm gonna drop my penis, oh my!

14:20Yeah!

14:21Get the fuck over here!

14:24Dee, Dee, Dee, Dee, Dax, stop me!

14:26Yeah, I think it's ditty.

14:28Goodbye!

14:28Oh, Man!

14:29Wow! Fuck not to move!

14:30Oh, fuck not to be-

14:31Hey!

14:34Where's my money? Where's my money?

14:35What? I want my money, man! Where's my money, man? Come back in!

14:37Yes!

14:40It looks awful! No, that's the rest of the town.

14:42If you're going left enough hard, you'll find right.

14:44Left. Turn right to go right! No!

14:45Shit!

14:47Fuck you!

14:48After the world! What a idiot!

14:49Turn right to go right-left!

14:50Yeah! No!

14:53You are best!

14:56Focus! I've got to get out of here!

14:58I'm showing there was a spark!

14:59In almost no time, a splendid plan was perfect!

15:03Stop Marvel!

15:04Stop Marvel!

15:05Stop Marvel!

15:06Stop Marvel!

15:07Stop Marvel!

15:08Focus! We've got to find someone to help Karen out!

15:09But who?

15:10No!

15:11Nope!

15:14Nope!

15:15Nope!

15:16No!

15:19No!

15:20Not the President of the United States!

15:21We've got to find someone nearby!

15:22Farty to farty, Nessie to uber,

15:24What out of the night I mean?

15:29Crosby kept a silent bitch, waiting patiently all through the night, until Santa would arrive.

15:32I won't say anything.

15:34Well, this sucks, but suddenly it's...

15:35Hey, Disney!

15:36Wait!

15:36No, don't!

15:38Now, give me that hat or else.

15:39Or else, why?

15:40I know where I'll show you.

15:41Dying, monster!

15:42You don't belong in this world!

15:43What?

15:43So the fuck's wrong!

15:44Give me that!

15:45Now, give me that extra fit!

15:46Ass!

15:47Or else!

15:47Huh?

15:48Why?

15:48What are you fucking stupid?

15:49Just give it back!

15:50Come on, Karen!

15:51Let's get out of here!

15:52You see, Crosby, since he was made of snowman's show, he was the fastest dummy rapper.

15:57You know my show is, Karen.

15:59You know my show is still shouh.

16:10Yeah.

16:10Oh, the day you were chosen as KeeKee Warrior was the worst day of my life.

16:13By far.

16:14Tell those musicians to stop playing your action music because it is on!

16:16Oh, my god, I'm fucking talked to your ass, fuck off-down!

16:18Lu, you see!

16:18Do you mean a color of diamonds?

16:19That is fun, let's see here!

16:20Like a meme, and a song here!

16:21And my own.

16:22For that!

16:26Oh, that!

16:27We fight!

16:29Let's go right here!

16:34Sorry for that!

16:42Now help me pick out the hardest mark!

16:45Lisa, we're not people, we're IT!

16:47Lisa, I don't want all of you, but we're not people, we're...

16:50Stop laughing in the show!

16:51We're not people, we're technology!

16:54Lisa beat me!

16:55Wait!

16:56I'd sell my soul for a donut!

16:57I'd send me a ring!

16:58What if?

16:59We're at you again, that's right!

17:00I'd sell too.

17:01Follow your soul for!

17:02DAD!

17:03DAD!

17:04DAD!

17:05FOLLOW YEAH!

17:06Oh, okay. I have no strong feelings one way up now.

17:21Oh, okay. I have no strong feelings one way up now.

17:26Oh, okay. I have no strong feelings one way up now.

17:36Oh, okay. I have no strong feelings one way up now.

17:41I have no strong feelings one way up now.

17:49But, I'm sorry. It's impossible to play me up.

18:10Oh, okay. I have no strong feelings one way up.

18:17Stop it!

18:19No, not really!

18:20So we get to wake up the rest of the family and leave!

18:21I've got a car oingrass!

18:22Anywhere you want me to get out!

18:23Cross my Simpsons' roll moment.

18:24Uh...

18:25Let's do it!

18:25No, no, no, no!

18:26I am a seat.

18:27I am a seat.

18:28I am a seat.

18:29Oh, Mr. French?

18:30No, no, no, no, no!

18:32What's that cute?

18:33Oh, no!

18:34All right, all right!

18:35We go!

18:36Get your friends!

18:37No, no, no!

18:38No, no, no!

18:39No, no, no...

18:40No, no, no!

18:41No, no, no, no!

18:42No, no, no!

18:43No, no, no!

18:44No, no, no!

18:45This is the end of the video.

19:15Alright, you have to be able to sew that little shop submission.

19:16Now, why not coin the wheel?

19:17Now, you're dropping it.

19:18Then you're looking for him.

19:18E, for the twining dog.

19:19Now, no.

19:19Blue is blue.

19:20Red is set.

19:20Three is small.

19:20Three is green.

19:20Now, it's red and orange is orange.

19:21Boing's opening step.

19:22Now, we're gonna make it.

19:23What time you wanted to win at it.

19:23You chose me.

19:24Oh.

19:25Oh.

19:27Oh.

19:28Oh.

19:29Oh.

19:30Oh.

19:31Oh.

19:32Oh.

19:33Oh.

19:34Hey, I'm OK.

19:34Oh.

19:35Oh.

19:36Wait a minute!

19:38Okay, I put it, but since I now have to decide myself,

19:39and then I have to fill in the costume.

19:40Stop, stop, stop, stop!

19:41Ah, wait a minute!

19:42Oh, I got some red sauce!

19:43I use this on my bed, this is well done.

19:44Hey, can I lose?

19:45Yes!

19:46Where is the morning?

19:47Good day, Mr. Brian!

19:48I believe I am so familiar!

19:49Wait a minute!

19:50You always have to do something with you!

19:51Oh, you don't do it!

19:52Oh, well, wait!

19:53Wait a minute!

19:54Wait a minute!

19:55Wait a minute!

19:56Oh, excuse me!

19:57Wait a minute!

19:58Where is the morning?

19:59You got a t-shirt!

20:00You got a t-shirt!

20:01You got a t-shirt!

20:02You got a t-shirt!

20:03Hmm...

20:04Aww!

20:05Don't do it!

20:06Ah, it's so cool!

20:07YAAAAAA!

20:08He will see, or what you've done.

20:10You're my drink sweet in you!

20:11Stop!

20:12Hello, Mario!

20:13Hey!

20:14Hello!

20:15Hello!

20:16Hello!

20:17I'm trying to make sense!

20:18Hello!

20:19He効ies me!

20:20He効ies me!

20:21I'll kill you!

20:22He効ies me!

20:23I'll kill you!

20:24Oh no!

20:25This is fine!

20:26I won't kill you!

20:28It isn't a boring person!

20:29I won't kill you!

20:30Have a jet or a jet!

20:32We are Raven Pixel 2

21:02...

21:26...

21:29I don't know.

37:57It's time to build the building!

38:00Like this is the way you can build it!

38:02I've built a building on one stone stone!

38:05And what about these lithographers?

38:08You look like a ninja stone stone stone!

38:09Let's see who you are!

38:13If you are looking like this, the barista-glorida is right!

38:21I really love you, too!

38:24It's time to build a building where you're living with this place.

38:26Oh, my God.

38:56For more information, visit www.fema.org

39:26Awww!

39:28Bw, ooooh!

39:30The hell!

39:32This is the way the cat is to kill.

39:34And here, it's a cat.

39:40The cat has a cat.

39:42This cat can be your cat.

39:44This cat can always be a cat.

39:46The cat has a cat.

39:48This cat has a cat.

39:50This cat can be a cat.

39:52This cat can be a cat.

39:54To be continued...

40:24Oh, it's a good idea.

40:26I think it's a good idea.

40:34Oh, so that's a good idea.

40:37Oh, so that's good.

40:40I like this on my head.

40:42I'm not the only head.

40:45I like it.

40:49Oh, so that's good.

40:51Oh, I like it.

40:52I don't know.

41:22I can't believe it.

41:52I don't know.

42:22Oh, wow.

42:28Oh, man.

42:43How can you get the enema and pungares?

42:51That's a good idea.

42:53I did it anyway!

42:56He's a good idea!

43:02I didn't know that I wouldn't 됐 it.

43:05I wouldn't call him the venema

43:08He didn't write it well!

43:11buy one

43:16buy one

43:19buy nice

43:23buy one

43:28buy

43:30buy

43:32buy

43:34buy

43:35buy

43:36I don't know.

44:06I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.

44:36I'll see you next time.

45:36Oh, my God.

46:06Oh!

46:08Oh no!

46:10I can't.

46:12I'm not going to go!

46:15Oh!

46:17What?

46:19A-a-a-a-a-a-a!

46:21Oh no!

46:23Oh no!

46:24Oh no!

46:26Oh no!

46:28Oh no!

46:31Oh no!

46:33Oh no!

46:34Oh, my God.

47:04I'll see you next time.

48:04So that's what I'm going to do!

48:34RIP

48:40RIP

48:45RIP

48:47RIP

48:49RIP

48:50RIP

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