Wonder Over Mandy, but it speeds up every swear word (ERROR ALERT)

Jeffrey Sorensen

Final Speed: 296%? Total Swear Words: 98?  Something's gone wrong with this baby. I need to fix these errors!

Transcript

00:00Hey guys, what's up? It's Jimmy, and I realized that I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.

00:11So today we'll be taking a look at S.O.S.S.

00:17The Sega Dreamcast was the Sega Dreamcast was the Sega Dreamcast was the Sega Dreamcast.

00:24And that's it! It's trash!

00:26Sonic Adventure Time! Our story begins in a small section of sexy square above.

00:32Maybe rooftop run?

00:39Tits! They gave him tits! Wow! This is sexy!

00:44Aqua scene!

00:44Cause we are the S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.S.O

01:14and hell to eat all y'all-y.

01:26Ahaha, dear.

01:27All I do now is wrap Piglet up,

01:29and in a few weeks I'll harvest Piglet wonderful crab,

01:32and in a few weeks I'll water the garb,

01:34and in a few weeks I'll water the garden,

01:36and in a few weeks I'll water my chest.

01:39Magical, indeed.

01:41But the seeds look like a new crabbit.

01:43I may see out of this, look like a crabbit.

01:45Oh, no, I said this Piglet.

01:47All I do now is water Piglet's brain.

01:49Oh, dear.

02:03And now it's time for Songs with Scott,

02:05the part of the show where Scott comes out and sings.

02:07Hey!

02:08Oh, what's going in?

02:10Don't mind me!

02:13I just have to get my hooky hook replaced.

02:19No reason to

02:23What the annoying soul

02:24Oh,

02:25Oh,

02:26Ah,

02:28Oh,

02:29Stop that, stop that!

02:30Y'all not burn into a song while I'm here.

02:32And leaving my phone?

02:34And RIVING MY PHONE!

02:36NO!

02:36Wait a min-

02:39And face a brand new dick, to come a-frain-brain

02:45And face a poor new dick!

02:48I wake up every mornin'

02:52And face a patch of hummmmm, I-

02:57Watch for the, watch for the watch for the-

03:01For the sign of hum, or hum!

03:03I watch for the sign of

03:05A

03:08I watch for signs to see and do it for the fine

03:16It can do to the piglet

03:18FUK YOU

03:20Or the king of the valley

03:22I watch the DJs of grief

03:23I watch, I watch, I watch, I watch, I watch

03:26Sigh, Sigh, Sigh, Sigh, Sigh, G-g-g-g-g-g

03:28Is really...

03:29It's too bad

03:34I'm on a barre!

03:37...several song filled hours later.

03:50...

04:01...but what if you want to play Smash Bros.?

04:02How you do fellow kids?

04:04Buster, this book is not for kids...

04:06No!

04:06I'M What I'm gonna click on!

04:07You!

04:08Oh no no no

04:08AAAAAAHHHHHH

04:11Would you, could you, in a car?

04:13He says he did.

04:14Here they are!

04:14Hey!

04:15Hey!

04:16Hey!

04:16Stay away from me!

04:19Pockys!

04:23Hey, go there!

04:23Everyone shoot this fool!

04:24AHHHHHH!

04:25AAAAHHHH!

04:26Not in a box, not with a box, not in a house, not with a mouse!

04:28I would not like them here or there!

04:29I would not like them anywhere!

04:30I do not like green eggs and ham!

04:31I do not like them, Sam I am!

04:33Sam, oh Sam, oh Sam I am!

04:35He doesn't want him, doesn't need him, wouldn't touch him, wouldn't eat him, wouldn't like him!

04:37In the dark? Here in the dark?

04:39Would you? Would you? In the dark?

04:41No, I would not, could not in the dark!

04:44ZOOSH!

04:48That's my joke!

04:49Try them!

04:53Hey!

04:54Did you just eat the baby?

04:55I did!

04:56Eating babies is not...

04:58Come on!

05:01PlayStation 2, put the shit in the game!

05:05Box!

05:11I don't think I'm fitting through there, though.

05:14Nope, we'll try Hitbox Multiplier with something else.

05:15How about Lonely Travel? Something long.

05:21Okay, we have found the end with Hitbox Multiplier.

05:23Okay, let's actually see how far we can get in Lonely Travel.

05:24Guys, I think it's been a while since the last, like, travel level. I'm proud of us.

05:27There was a little spell there in, like, 2.1 where that's, like, all anybody did.

05:30Hypnotic travel, melodic travel, dark travel, eternal travel.

05:34This is another level I beat and then just, like, completely forgot about.

05:36I've not played it since.

05:37Bleh.

05:38Alright, I am gonna spin the wheel, but I'm not gonna play that level anymore, because it takes forever!

05:39Goes on forever six bloody minutes!

05:41Fizio life if you think six minutes is forever.

05:43Hi, player again? Oh my goodness!

05:44Just make me invisible forever, don't you?

05:45Uh, Insomnia. I love Insomnia so much.

05:48Okay, I think I know exactly where I died. I'll do better next time.

05:50I think that's another song I have just, like, naturally at a lower pitch than it's supposed to be.

05:54What? I don't- I actually don't know what I'm dying to.

05:58Ah, it's really, really hard, dude.

06:01No! It's so close!

06:03Oh my goodness, dude, I love that level so much, but it's not really possible with Hide Icon.

06:05Fairy Dust, one of my old hardest levels.

06:07This is my hardest before Diffuse, which was before Rupture, which was before Bite and Circle.

06:10Okay, how far can I get here with Hide Icon?

06:13Drop? Okay.

06:16Okay, yeah, no way, no way.

06:1731% Hide Icon on Fairy Dust. That's, like, not that hard, but still, that's pretty good for me, man.

06:21Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat.

06:24Ah!

06:26A new best on an extreme, okay.

06:27I'm gonna reset the roulette a few times and see what it lands on.

06:28Chromatic Haze.

06:29Uhhh, 5%?

06:30I think I can get 5% on Chromatic Haze, can I?

06:32I don't know. We're gonna find out.

06:35Oh, that's all I have to do? Okay.

06:36It even sinks, so, like, thank you Gizbro.

06:37Dude, Gizbro makes such a good gameplay.

06:38I kind of wish Gizbro was in charge of, like, all gameplay-

06:39Well, maybe not all gameplay, I should have, like, a level or two.

06:43Nice, okay, awesome, I kind of wish we could play more Chromatic Haze, but that's fine.

06:45Okay, we back in it.

06:46back in it oh come on i hate dying there dude that makes me so mad i only died there like twice

06:52from zero when i was beating it surprisingly rainbow colors okay i'm gonna keep the gross

06:55icons for a little longer though whoops okay did not mean to do that that's hilarious i didn't

07:00think you could die there increased speed by 10 okay okay here we go dude yeah no way no way dude

07:07i'm getting to drop like one more time then i'm trying something else

07:08oh i forgot to do the duel oh my gosh dang it hey 44 is not bad pitch shift minus one again okay

07:14oh two three i think this was my hardest before fairy dust i'm playing a lot of my hardest today

07:19i'm so funny

07:23all this part

07:25yes i remember

07:29nice

07:33the camera's shaking what was that whatever hitbox is bigger than me dude

07:43hitbox is okay let's see how far we can make it with hitbox multiplier hitbox markiplier

07:49reference

07:51dude reference humor is like literally killing my channel

07:55oh i actually looked level low

07:57okay yeah that's gonna be a little bit of a problem me thanks

08:04me thanks is underrated please use it more i'll try hitting the orb really late maybe

08:09nope that is definitely not the answer okay i believe it's impossible

08:15nice

08:17oh

08:18okay it's your time

08:20what's wrong with you while i think snake's cock is really gross there was nothing else that could've been

08:23snake's final smash just look at it it's pretty banging to put it lightly my only problem is that

08:25snake blows little neck too much in brawl which is a major turnoff for me

08:28what's wrong with your face and tail swoops out his penis

08:30who stole a kid from outside and decided to cast him as god

08:32you've got to be a

08:33special kind of talentless to sound that bored when talking about sex sex

08:38i don't like the last jedi

08:49this isn't back to now new smash game

08:51wow the trailer opens with the shitty ass between characters i mean never came to us

08:54i mean come on it's nintendo it's reggie

08:55the next guy is kirby

08:57but next to him is kirby

08:58but next to him is kirby

09:00but next to him is kirby

09:02but next to him is kirby

09:04but next to him is kirby

09:05but next to him is kirby

09:07but next to him is kirby

09:08and kirby this fucking thing is stupid

09:09you can actually see bobby

09:10is that how many characters this gonna be

09:12how about this

09:16well it's a doobidy doo

09:16yes it's a doobidy doo

09:18i mean a doobidy doobidy doo

09:19i don't like that thing

09:21well

09:22i thought

09:23charles muntz

09:23there's no such thing as a charles muntz

09:25any last words, charles muntz?

09:26oh yeah

09:28adventure's out there

09:34ah

09:34this is all a misunderstanding

09:36wait, are you charles, muntz?

09:37Well, uh, adventure is a cup of sugar.

09:39It's really cute.

09:40Now, you must be tired.

09:41Hungry?

09:41Uh-huh.

09:42No attention, everyone.

09:43These people are dinner.

09:46I thought you were a good dog.

09:48What?

09:49What are you?

09:51Oh, no.

09:53What is going on?

09:54My dog made a mistake.

09:55These people are no longer dinner.

09:56They are lunch.

09:58Sorry about the dogs.

10:00Oh, dear.

10:01Broken translator.

10:02There you go, big fella.

10:02Prepare to die.

10:04There you go.

10:05I'm in such a good mood.

10:06I like this other voice.

10:08Well, you're just wrong.

10:09But we can work really hard.

10:10Wrong.

10:10You're a doofus.

10:16Well, congratulations, boys.

10:18I've been watching you three, and I'll tell you what.

10:20You're screw-ups.

10:22Sure, maybe not today.

10:23Maybe not today.

10:24But someday, Captain Pete's gonna march in here and say...

10:26You guys have got what it takes to kill the princess.

10:29Really?

10:29Oh, boy.

10:30Hey, hey, fellas.

10:31We're gonna kill the princess.

10:32Is that real?

10:34He must be curfey, uh, lucky guy.

10:35Captain Pete.

10:37He must be.

10:38I just noticed this bed, ma'am.

10:40He happened to know his bed.

10:41Does it mark it?

10:41Stay here while I go schmooze, princess.

10:42What's her name?

10:44Captain Pete.

10:45Bonjourny, princess.

10:47Now, when these doors open, we've got you now.

10:50And just the case without further ado,

10:51then I present your...

10:53Bust-

10:54Bust-

10:55Bust-

10:56Bust-

10:57Bust-

10:58Bust-

10:59Bust-

11:00Bust-

11:01Bust-

11:02Bust-

11:03Bust-

11:27Angelina, why the last one of me is living?

11:29I put it into a frame.

11:30It's just not good enough.

11:31Just not good enough.

11:33I'm sorry, why was she pookie?

11:34Spock your bum!

11:35I tried to buy it!

11:36Lovely!

11:37Now that's a big...

11:38Take my money!

11:39Thank you, thank you, thank you!

11:40Those kids!

11:41Put your seat right over here for me!

11:42Let's go!

11:43Let's not!

11:44Oh, yes, that's it!

11:45What are you watching, Mom?

11:46How fat, fat boy!

11:47Oh, boring!

11:48Oh, no it isn't!

11:49Lovely it is!

11:50Well, yes, I think you could take a fair enough, yes?

11:51Ah, no, 25 inches!

11:52My good man, not five!

11:53Oh, not dead!

11:54That looks uninteresting!

11:55This is awesome!

11:56What is it?

11:57Oh dear!

11:58A little baby pigeon!

11:59Wonder why we're here?

12:00No!

12:01Everybody hates you!

12:03I'd like to eat the chicken!

12:04Let's do that instead!

12:05Let's change our name!

12:06I'm your boy!

12:07I'm a computer guy!

12:08So don't we begin our journey?

12:09I'd choose to get some information from you!

12:10What's your name?

12:11Where do you live?

12:12What do you like?

12:21There's a way to learn more about the world!

12:28Oh, fuck yeah!

12:29This is a shit!

12:30Do it now!

12:31Two for a pig!

12:32One for a stick, baby!

12:33Two for a pig!

12:34One for a stick!

12:35You can switch around if you want if you're a real man!

12:36Ah!

12:37Yes!

12:38If only there was some way to learn more information about this!

12:40What?

12:41What?

12:42What?

12:43What?

12:44What?

12:45What?

12:46What?

12:47What?

12:48What?

12:49How are you?

12:50I'm a computer!

12:51I was not aware of that!

12:52I'm okay!

12:53No man who might get it!

12:54No too man who would get him in debt!

12:55Sexually!

12:56I think...

12:57I think...

13:01Yeah, sure.

13:02Hey, but wouldn't it be funny if one of these files came alive?

13:06Yeah, I am a file and you put...

13:08What the fuck?

13:09Who did you do a file?

13:10I'm a file.

13:11I'm a file.

13:12I get it!

13:13I don't get it!

13:14No.

13:15That sounds really boring.

13:16AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

13:18Lonely.

13:20I'm Mr. Lonely.

13:21I'm a file.

13:22I'm a file.

13:23I'm a file.

13:24I'm a file.

13:25I'm a file.

13:26Oh, that looks uninteresting.

13:27Little fast looks like.

13:28What is it?

13:29Here, you are straight.

13:31The chance of a lifetime.

13:32I wish I could call the express instead of...

13:34No!

13:35I'm a very good boy!

13:36Who's at his foot?

13:37I love it, he's sliced up to the lunge.

13:39Oh, no!

13:40Er, is he on this?

13:41Yeah.

13:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

13:45criss!

13:48Trud, Changing!

13:49I love it, nice Overall!

13:51I'm trying to swim!

13:52You're gonna.

13:53You're gonna .

13:54Cr MB estas gimme'

13:55Before you become famous

13:56Okay, my answer to call me

13:57Of course you work.

13:58Me.

13:59I thought you should just fall into work softly!

14:01expect you toулg

14:02But you want to live my bed

14:02You're almost all the joy

14:03I'm inside, you're down, you're on the Reform!

14:05I got the one so on this guy!

14:06둘, two, two, three.

14:07Sir!

14:08I'm not a star.

14:09I'm just Steve vocals and kind of rock.

14:11Oh, that's me, son!

14:12All right, send me to watch these.

14:13Put theseher calline ranks

14:14You've got anything on time.

14:17You've got anything on time.

14:19Good night, Ruby.

14:21So thank you.

14:23Good night, Robin.

14:25Good night, Emily.

14:27Good night, Emily.

14:29Don't worry, Taz.

14:31Good night, Taz.

14:33Sparkle? As in duo, Sparkle?

14:35Was it you, Taz?

14:37I'm quite not.

14:39That's a top song.

14:41I really did.

14:43I'm quite not sure about me.

14:45We want to see Station Officer Steel.

14:47Clearly.

14:48That looks like a penis.

14:50There you are, Bella.

14:52It's sick now.

14:54I suppose it's Italian.

14:56I thought it was too fun to work properly.

14:58So what about Stevie?

15:00That's very impressive, sir.

15:02Perhaps I better off.

15:04I can't believe it.

15:06I can't believe it.

15:08I can't believe it.

15:10I can't believe it.

15:11I can't believe it.

15:12I can't believe it.

15:13But the fact was this way.

15:14How'd she do it?

15:15Run away from the door?

15:16I was just a kid, tiny, tiny.

15:18I was just a kid.

15:19I'm just a kid.

15:20I was just....

15:21I'm just...

15:22I can't believe it.

15:23I was just a kid.

15:24I was just a kid.

15:25And I was making a kid.

15:26I ain't even never doing it.

15:27I was like...

15:28I don't think I'm going to make any sense.

15:33Oh my God, I'm going to make any sense.

15:35Meanwhile.

15:46What the f***?

15:50Somebody's time to get that guest here.

15:51If I keep my mind here, no fear is going to be here.

15:53If I keep my mind here, no fear is going to be here.

15:55I don't think I'm going to make any sense at this moment.

15:56I'm going to make any sense at this moment.

15:58Come on!

16:28I'm not going to die!

16:30What? What are you doing?

16:32Hey, everyone, I'm dying to be at...

16:34Oh, come on, I can't wait for you to know what I'm doing

16:36Okay, I deserve that, but no one's going on, okay?

16:38I want me to tell you about problems of crying out loud

16:40I want to tell you to be in everything, sorry, sorry, no!

16:42What's the... what's that?

16:44Let me get a...

16:46A punch

16:48What's that? What's that? What's that?

16:50What's that? What's that?

16:52What's that? What's that?

16:54You just keepGet!

16:56Oh you've now got it!

16:58Oh you got it!

17:00I got it!

17:02You said you did not laugh.

17:04Someone know me what are you doing?

17:06What up?

17:08What up?

17:10What's that?

17:12What else?

17:14Is that?

17:16What else?

17:18What else?

17:20Am I...

17:22who are you doing?

17:24Yeah!

17:25It's gonna be a main!

17:26Yeah!

17:27Yeah!

17:28Yeah!

17:29Yeah!

17:30Yeah!

17:31Don't do it, Warner!

17:32Uh, I'll go!

17:33Oh!

17:34Stop it!

17:35Stop it!

17:36Okay?

17:37We're gonna in the water, just like we promise out!

17:38We're gonna rain down!

17:39And we're not gonna open it, just like we promise!

17:40We're gonna in the water, just like we promise!

17:41ya alright!

17:42We're gonna in the water and just think anyway alright!

17:43Your mumbling!

17:44Oh!

17:45Oh!

17:46Oh!

17:47Oh!

17:48Oh!

17:49Oh!

17:50Oh!

17:51Oh!

17:52Oh!

17:53Oh, no, oh, wait!

17:57Oh, baby!

18:00Oh, oh, no!

18:05Oh, that's so cool.

18:14and

18:18and

18:20and

18:21and

18:26and

18:29and

18:32so

18:42Sorry about the

19:04Oh, hello.

19:06My Christopher Robin Hood.

19:07Yeah.

19:07Oh, yes.

19:14Here we go, sir.

19:15You always will be.

19:16You always will be.

19:17Oh, hey.

19:18I got it.

19:19I got it.

19:20I got it.

19:21I got it.

19:22I got it.

19:23Oh, no.

19:24Oh, no.

19:25Oh, no.

19:26Oh, no.

19:27Oh, no.

19:28Oh, no.

19:29Oh, no.

19:30Oh, no.

19:31Oh, no.

19:32Oh, no.

19:33Oh, no.

19:34Oh, no.

19:35Oh, no.

19:36Oh, no.

19:37Oh, no.

19:38Oh, no.

19:39Oh, no.

19:40Oh, no.

19:41Oh, no.

19:42Oh, no.

19:43Oh, no.

19:44Oh, no.

19:45Oh, no.

19:46Oh, no.

19:47Oh, no.

19:48Oh, no.

19:49Oh, no.

19:50Oh, no.

19:51Oh, no.

19:52Oh, no.

19:53Oh, no.

19:54Oh, no.

19:55Oh, no.

19:56Oh, no.

19:57Oh, no.

19:58Oh, no.

19:59Oh, no.

20:00Oh, no.

20:01Oh, no.

20:02That was a difficult time, but I wanted to show you something.

20:09I would say maybe what this happened?

20:13But I'd love you...

20:15...I just don't know why.

20:15It's as if it's not the same situation.

20:20I've had a lot of fun...

20:22It could be fun.

20:23Why did I show you the last time?

20:26It's not time to get in the name of my ears.

20:30Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020

20:36Huh?!

20:37INCLUDE, WE ARE ACTUALLY MINUTE!

20:39PLEASE CLOSE ON, INCLUDE, IF YOU ARE TOO HONKING!

20:41I DON'T KNOW THE BEGINNING!

20:46WE ARE ACTUALLY MINUTED!

20:51it's the vacuum.

21:17I love you.

21:47Oh, my God.

22:17Let's do it.

22:18Good.

22:19Good.

22:20Good.

22:21Good.

22:22Good.

22:23Good.

22:24Good.

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