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Where's my drink?!
Where's my drink?!
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00:00Go crazy
00:29Crazy.
00:59Crazy.
01:10Crazy.
01:12Crazy.
01:14The Measurer
01:28Nagu!
01:29Take 75
01:31Action!
01:32Ow!
01:34Fuck!
01:34Ow!
01:35Are you fucking LITER?!
01:37Are you fucking LITER?!
01:38Are you fucking LITER?!
01:42You're the lamb!
01:44Um, Homer, I don't mean to be a nervous pervert or anything.
01:49I'll teach you the lamb! It's something that-
01:52Oops.
01:54Wait, I'm not taking any huh!
02:00He's riddled with-
02:01NONITIES!
02:02PlayStation All-Stars!
02:05Rules.
02:06Cut.
02:07What?
02:08This just in, the mayor has been making toast.
02:11So what can we do?
02:14You're in a position of power! Maybe he'll-
02:16Yes!
02:17That's a good idea!
02:20Let's go talk to him!
02:22Yay! I'm a haw too!
02:27Get out now! You're fired!
02:29Oh, okay.
02:31Now what are we going to do?
02:33I'll teach you to mess with me!
02:35I'm gonna jump you-
02:36You-
02:37AHHHHH!
02:38AHHHHH!
02:39AHHHHH!
02:40AHHHHH!
02:41AHHHHH!
02:42AHHHHH!
02:43I have also been making toast!
02:45AHHHHH!
02:46AHHHHH!
02:47AHHHHH!
02:48AHHHHH!
02:49AHHHHH!
02:50AHHHHH!
02:51AHHHHH!
02:52AHHHHH!
02:53AHHHHH!
02:54AHHHHH!
02:55Imagine living next door to this monstrosity.
02:57AHHHHH!
02:58AHHHHH!
02:59AHHHHH!
03:00I'll see Twilight's own tower too.
03:02It's a lie for the-
03:03AHHHHH!
03:04AHHHHH!
03:05AHHHHH!
03:06HEHEH!
03:07That man's paralyzed from the waist down!
03:09.
03:11.
03:13.
03:19.
03:25.
03:27.
03:31.
03:33.
03:35Who was the first time?
03:41Good!
03:42Who is the last time?
03:43Cause I'm in the room.
03:44Look, boys!
03:45I know you better sound really great!
03:46This video is sponsored by Shushaaki!
03:48Wasn't that a refreshing commercial?
03:49NO!
03:50You said that puncher!
03:51Let me stop!
03:52You're gay!
03:53How do I know you're not a muncher?
03:54I can explode!
03:57Fatality!
03:58But this here is YouTube Pooh!
04:00This is the big time!
04:01It's time for you to kill yourselves!
04:03You mean we're fired?
04:05I will leave the colors for now, I don't want everything to be absolutely disgusting.
04:35Disgustant!
04:36Ooh, yeah.
04:36That actually doesn't look horrible with the colors and the, like, rainbow trail.
04:39Dude, we're in the desert, fella, this is the Wild West, I tell you what.
04:42We got appearing gameplay in the Wild West, wow.
04:44This is the part of the stream where the howdy cowboy persona gets to come out.
04:46Upside-down, okay.
04:47Okay, this fella, he's going like, whew!
04:49Oh yes, I hit the LDM, now we won't be in the Wild West.
04:51Oh, never mind.
04:52But there's no sun now, I think there was a sun in the background, it's gone now, okay.
04:54So we're all gonna freeze to death in, like, eight minutes.
04:57See, this song does not really fit the whole Wild West thing, I don't think.
04:59Bruh!
05:00Your song choice was rather cringe!
05:01Watch me beat this first attempt and-
05:03Why did you boost me with the thing that I couldn't see?
05:05Ugh, I'm so upset about that, I hate the invisible garbage, like,
05:08Oh yeah, we're gonna help you!
05:09No, speaking of not helping me, we're playing with Flightstick now.
05:10Okay, sorry, John Mouse, you gotta move over there and make room for this guy!
05:15Ugh!
05:15Bum bum bum!
05:17Oh, you can see my mic stand high!
05:18Oh, this is so much worse than I remember, this is-
05:19Oh, I was re-watching part of the Flightstick video the other day and, dude,
05:22I was like, this doesn't look that bad, right?
05:24Like, I was able to do bits of straight fly in practice.
05:25It couldn't have been that.
05:26Yeah, it's that bad.
05:26I don't remember if I liked the trigger or the button on top more.
05:31I'm killing my channel.
05:32John Humor is killing your gains.
05:33Don't look stupid.
05:34Well, speaking of my channel, by the way, we got, like, memberships in Patreon now!
05:36If you like wasting your money!
05:37I can't offer a whole lot of perks because YouTube keeps me very, very busy
05:39and, like, a, like, private Discord server or something would take way too much of my time,
05:42but if you're interested, it's there.
05:43Also, I'm not spinning for a death with a Flightstick,
05:45because this is the hardest way I have ever had to play Geometry Dash.
05:47I'd rather use my big toe on a space bar with 24hz than play with this thing.
05:51It's so bad!
05:52When I was getting the YouTube membership set up, YouTube had, like, a little article attached to the page
05:56where it's like,
05:57they show that YouTubers who mention their memberships every video have 65% more subscribers and more members!
06:01And I'm like,
06:02I don't really want to mention that every video.
06:03That sounds like begging,
06:04and that is un-based.
06:05That is cringe.
06:06I don't know, I'll mention it now because it's relevant.
06:07Like, it just happened.
06:08But beyond that, like,
06:09I don't know, if people want to join, they'll- they'll find their way, right?
06:11So many YouTubers will, like, talk to their communities like they're stupid.
06:13Oh, that was so close!
06:15And, like, in my case, this community is full of children, so that's often the case,
06:17but, like, they don't need to be told when to subscribe.
06:19Like, they know when they're enjoying the video, they know when they're not enjoying the video.
06:21It happened again, I hate this garbage.
06:23This level, um, yeah, it sucks.
06:25I had to think about what I was saying first.
06:26This level-
06:29Yeah, it sucks.
06:30Skull emoji, this way!
06:32Come on down to Skull Emoji Town!
06:33Which is where, like, every middle schooler lives, apparently.
06:35You know, when people started using skull emojis all the time, I was like,
06:37okay, this is just gonna be an annoying fad.
06:38It's gonna fade out.
06:39It did not fade out.
06:40If anything, it has only gotten more popular in the past two years.
06:42Like, the first time I saw a skull emoji attached to someone's message, I'm-
06:44Huh?!
06:45What is your deal, man?!
06:46Anyway, the first time I saw a skull emoji attached to the end of someone's message,
06:48I'm like, dude, that's funny, because he's dead now.
06:49I don't know why, but that's neat.
06:50And then everyone started dying at the end of every message.
06:52Like, why is there so much death going on?
06:53Oh, no, spider!
06:54No, no, no, no.
06:55Okay.
06:56Okay, we're good.
06:57Wow, that level was terrible.
06:58Okay, I can put this away now.
06:59Bye-bye.
07:00Hi again, it's me, mouse.
07:01Anyways.
07:02Powerful.
07:03Oh, I got a GD Jose.
07:04Hey, it's a good song choice, though.
07:06I love the song.
07:07You guys don't understand.
07:08Like, I started playing this game and watching, like, videos about it in, like, 1.8, 1.9,
07:10so, oh, I love the music from that era.
07:12Also, use the subs icons.
07:13Okay, we're done with the gross icons.
07:14Sounds good to me, man.
07:15I say we're done with the gross icons,
07:16but we could end up adopting something much worse.
07:17Okay, Mr. Happy Bob is a sub of mine,
07:19and we will be using his icons.
07:20He or she, I don't know.
07:21Alright, let's see what Mr. Happy Bob has to say to the people.
07:23Uh, oh boy, okay.
07:24Why did you push the weekly and daily back by our Robtop?
07:26Rob, it's been two hours.
07:27Where's the new weekly?
07:28Please send the d-dame of the weekly in less than that.
07:30Please, Rob.
07:31It's been four hours.
07:32Where's our weekly, Rob?
07:33It's been a entire day, dude.
07:34Update through weekly.
07:35What a mentally stable individual.
07:36Let's use his icons.
07:37Ooh, it looks pretty good, actually, with my colors.
07:43Why are we a ship now?
07:44Okay, what else?
07:45What else?
07:46No, I don't want to play recent.
07:47Oh, whatever.
07:48Okay, alright, let's go to the recent tab.
07:49Let's do it.
07:50Maybe our last visit is the recent tab before 2.2.
07:51You never know.
07:52Polargeist coins.
07:53This is just Polargeist, isn't it?
07:54It's just Polargeist.
07:55Yeah, it's just Polargeist,
07:56but you replace the cool coins with lame bronze coins.
07:58Auto Envy by Amy Craft.
07:59Well, let's see what you got, man.
08:01Epic.
08:03DJ N.
08:04Ooh, good song.
08:05Cool.
08:06Ah, quad.
08:07Okay.
08:08Okay, also by Amy Craft.
08:09Dude, Amy Craft is on the grind.
08:10Day and night, dropping all these bangers.
08:11This is also just completely blank.
08:12Cool.
08:13Okay, wide end by I Am Pumpkin Boy.
08:15Kin Boy?
08:16Obi-Wan Kin Boy?
08:17He's one of the most famous Jedi warriors.
08:19Oh.
08:20Oh.
08:21Oh.
08:22Oh.
08:23Oh.
08:24Oh, okay.
08:25Also, I don't know if you guys can see,
08:26but I have a jacket on.
08:27Yeah, it's freaking cold in here.
08:28I am losing feeling in my fingers.
08:29Let us decrypt the ancient hieroglyphics that are GD Jose gameplay.
08:32See, why do I do an extra jump there?
08:35I would be more angry about it if it killed me, but...
08:37I don't know what I'm doing.
08:38Up here in gameplay.
08:39I don't like it.
08:40Okay, I did not realize how much I missed that song.
08:44I'm just singing it constantly.
08:45I don't want to, but I will.
08:47Okay, let's play at 1.1 speed.
08:48Here we go.
08:49Oh, the song is going to become cursed now.
08:52The song is going to become the verifier of Secoupin Circle.
08:54Secoupin Circle.
08:55I don't freaking know.
08:56I don't know a cursed verification.
08:57I think Secoupin Circles is like diamond or something.
08:58I don't freaking know.
08:59Bit again, I guess.
09:00Okay.
09:01Dude, I always get comments on the Wheel of Pain videos like,
09:02Wow, how do you believe me?
09:03Like, I've been at the exact level of sanity for most of my YouTube career.
09:07Oh, alternate path!
09:08Come on, baby!
09:09Choose away!
09:10Revolution!
09:11Okay, I don't think I want to spin for that one.
09:1248 hertz plus 1.1 speed plus the level's bad.
09:15Oh, I didn't even see the black orb.
09:17I thought it was decoration.
09:18Oh, I went the wrong way, so now it changes.
09:20Okay, I go down.
09:21Hit both of those.
09:22It's a wave now.
09:23That's cool, I guess.
09:24How much of the level changes depending on the first initial, like, path choice?
09:27I'm upside down now!
09:29Ugh!
09:30Okay, yeah, alright.
09:31Okay, remember the black orb coming up.
09:32Down, up, jump, black orb.
09:34Okay, I don't know what I'm doing.
09:36Uh, oh gosh.
09:37Hit that.
09:38Okay, hit that.
09:39Oh, hit that.
09:40Please.
09:41Oh, okay, it did the thing where it has the pink orbs in the transition,
09:43but I can see them this time.
09:44I appreciate that.
09:45Uh, okay.
09:46Um, that definitely got less obnoxious later on.
09:48Okay, um, so that's the spike gauntlet.
09:50Where's my chest?
09:51Okay, um, moving on.
09:52Monster gauntlet.
09:53Oh, this is harder!
09:54I do know that Rafer makes good-looking stuff.
09:55Is his gameplay good?
09:56I mean, like, so far, yeah, but I don't know.
09:57I mean, we saw Anakin turn to the dark side.
09:58Who knows?
09:59Rafer gameplay might do the same thing, you know?
10:00Yeah, we're only 25% of the way done.
10:01Okay.
10:02No, not a boss fight, dude.
10:03I can't handle a boss fight.
10:04Come on.
10:05These levels just get learnier and learnier.
10:06I cannot handle this.
10:07Aww.
10:08Speaking of things I can't handle, let's put on jumpscare!
10:09Yeah!
10:10Alright, so we're gonna start with a jumpscare probability of 5%,
10:12and every time we get it on the wheel from here on, I'll up it by 5.
10:14It's, like, fairly sight-readable, which I appreciate.
10:15So, as long as his gameplay remains consistent, I think this should be okay.
10:18Minus the boss fight.
10:19I hate that.
10:20Like, I'm totally not against a boss fight if it's good,
10:21but I've seen, like, three good boss fights ever, and they were, like, all Zender game.
10:24All more arrows that I can't really see.
10:25Thanks, buddy, for blocking them.
10:26Luckily, most of this is, like, three-star gameplay.
10:28It's just kinda long, and then the boss fight is really confusing.
10:30Um, mirror gameplay.
10:31I don't like it.
10:32I don't like it.
10:33I feel like Rafer is a chef right now, and he has concocted a dish with all of the foods that I don't like,
10:35but he presents it in such a way to where it makes me want to try them.
10:37Finish him!
10:38Finish him!
10:39I collected the heart, which finishes him, by the way.
10:40And I shot him with a big fireball, and I punched his face into a million pieces,
10:42because that's what Geometry Dash is all about, fellas.
10:44Um, okay.
10:45So, that was cool.
10:46That was almost bad all the time, but it was actually good.
10:48It stayed good the whole time, pretty much.
10:49Aside from the boss fight obscuring, like, everything that I was supposed to do, which I hated.
10:52Okay, OMG aliens.
10:53Cool.
10:54And it's a danceman level.
10:55Dude, I'm done.
10:56And I got 56% on this and decided to quit.
10:57Cool.
10:58Oh, gosh.
10:59I can't take this anymore.
11:00I'm quitting YouTube forever.
11:01If you think YouTube is a hard job, try freakin', like, roofing.
11:03Do you have any idea, like, how much suffering work can be?
11:05Those roofers be making bank, though, I tell you what.
11:07But they deserve it, because roofing sucks.
11:09Goat, to be honest.
11:10Yeah, this is definitely a level from 2017.
11:12Cool.
11:13Yeah, that's exactly where I died.
11:16So it's, like, the same as normal mode, but...
11:17Yeah, 56 is exactly where I died when I played this, like, years ago.
11:19Okay.
11:20Come on, howdy, let's try it with the hide player, it'll be great.
11:22Mickey Mouse, thank you so much for joining me in this video today.
11:24No problem, howdy, I'm happy to be here, man.
11:26Gee, Mickey, do you think you can help me through this ship part?
11:28I can't see shit.
11:29Sure, howdy, all you gotta do is turn off hide player.
11:30But, Mickey, I can't do that.
11:31I'd be lying to my fans.
11:32Screw the fans, howdy, they're all five years old anyway.
11:35Okay, okay.
11:37Well, there's that.
11:38Mickey has suffered a heart attack immediately after the jump scare, so he will no longer be joining us.
11:40Considering the first part of this is a ship, I don't think I'm gonna be hide player-ing my way through it.
11:43I will spin for that one, though.
11:44Okay, what you got?
11:45I did not specify, but pitch shift plus one refers to plus one octave, not plus one, like, semitone, which would do, like, essentially nothing.
11:50Mmm.
11:51Ooh, I love the way the snare sounds, like, octave higher than it should be.
11:53There's a metal here, solid exclamation point of meme in the background, like, there are a whole pretty strong.
11:56This is a way corner, I was talking about roofing.
11:57Let's talk about the roofing corner.
11:58The roofing corner sounds like a dog-themed death corner we make, we should make that.
11:59Go to be honest, I hate that, why do I hate that so much?
12:00I probably shouldn't.
12:01Too old to the roofing is still only at 5%, wake up, yeah!
12:03Okay, we're well, we're bumping off to 10, I shouldn't open my big fat mouth, man.
12:05I can't take good synergy, Mr. Lobby Man or whatever you're saying, you did a decent job with your icon.
12:07I know that your colors are fine, keep in mind, you understand.
12:09Why is your rebel ass, Phantom?
12:10I'm not really a lot to talk I'm also making battles in 2017, it's working in raids, it's making sense.
12:12Uh, let's situate my P!
12:13Boar, I'm not going to shake this much, no, I'm not going to try it again.
12:15It's so quacky!
12:16Oh, I can't spray fly, no, dude!
12:17My spray flies are, like, horrible.
12:18Dude, this, this sucks.
12:19I love to do other goblet videos, chill, laid-back, two easy goblet's back to that, just to provide some content, no, no, there were no easy goblet left in this point, no, so it's like one laid-back, chill, and then one, like, absolute blood suffering, guys.
12:24Why, why is the sword, alright, you know, um, this is up arrow, that might be slightly better.
12:26A few moments later.
12:27Uh, it's not slightly better, um, how do you do this?
12:28Oh, actually, my way is going to be a little better.
12:29I hate this level, I hate this level, I'm just starting to make you like a level again, then boom, boss fight, uh, such bullshit.
12:36Oh, okay, the shift plus another octave, uh, who wants their ears to go by?
12:38What? I can't, I can't shift octave, change, change, shift, change, more than a lot.
12:40Okay, here's the spin again.
12:41Dude, leave me alone.
12:42Dude, this is so big, give me something else, please.
12:43Stop, leave me alone.
12:44Sure, man, I don't know this song, but whatever.
12:46Okay, what else was he got?
12:47Invisible objects, okay?
12:48Uh, just keep your hand called Force Invisible Objects, which treats all of them like those objects that fade in now with, like, opacity.
12:54Yeah, the level's like this, so the game was bad enough right now is like a little bit better.
12:56They actually didn't fade to complete invisibility, they would fade to like 10% of the capacity or something like that.
13:01They even took the background objects like that, so the stuff in the middle was just boring looking at it, just like, I don't care, so many layouts.
13:03Oh, let me go.
13:04Oh, let me be evil.
13:05Stop, I forgot about the boss fight, it's a mess.
13:06One practice and I will get him.
13:07Oh my gosh.
13:08Oh, this looks like so much.
13:09Okay, okay.
13:10I need a second step after practice, but I did need to practice that boss fight.
13:11Oh my gosh, that was the worst.
13:12I need any more proof to hate boss fight, it's been just given it to me today.
13:13That was awful.
13:14Oh my gosh, dude.
13:15Okay, monster mystery.
13:16So glad I'm not in charge of rating levels, I would be so mean to boss fight levels.
13:20I just took a screenshot, that scared me.
13:21I was putting my sunglasses back as I fell off my desk.
13:23Oh wait, uh, force object invisible is still on, let's get rid of that.
13:25I forgot to turn that off while I was practicing, that maybe made the boss fight a little bit harder, but it doesn't really make it that much harder to see.
13:28Sight readable gameplay, I'm liking it.
13:29Balls and slopes, I like balls and slopes.
13:31Oh, I thought there'd be H blocks there, oh well.
13:32Okay, let's do it again, this doesn't look so bad.
13:34Okay, pitch of minus one, okay.
13:35It was nice knowing you, decent song, you will now become disgusting.
13:37Yeah, if drums didn't sound stupid enough with plus one octave, it's gonna sound even worse with minus one octave.
13:48Okay, kinda hard to sight read, kinda high CPS.
13:52What is this garbage, dude?
13:58Don't tell me there's another boss fight I have to practice.
14:01I refuse, I refuse to trial and error my way through a boss fight, dude.
14:06Like, if you give me an eight star in a, like, Wheel of Pain video, I will trial and error my way through it.
14:12But if you put a boss fight in it, I reserve my right to use practice mode.
14:16Alright, let's give this one more try to see if it's still boss fight or not.
14:19Okay, arrows, I like arrows.
14:22Alright, yeah, I'm practicing this garbage.
14:26Also, invisible jump pads, I hate that, don't ever do that please.
14:31You go high, you go low, you go high again.
14:34Black, go high again.
14:36Upside down, go low.
14:38Drop high.
14:39Drop high, yeah.
14:40Upside down ship will make you say some pretty crazy things, dude.
14:43Dude, upside down ship is a hell of a drug, man.
14:46It'll make you do some crazy things.
14:51Dude, I can't, I can't read the spider gameplay cause his dumb ass had taken up half the screen.
14:56I had no idea the monster gauntlet was gonna be this horrible.
14:59Oh my goodness.
15:00I never would have recorded this video if I had known it was this bad.
15:07Hey!
15:08Noooo!
15:09Oh, I thought he was just saying hi to me!
15:11It's another boss fight!
15:15Wait, is he even doing anything?
15:17Or is he just dancing?
15:18Oh, I think he's just dancing.
15:20Okay.
15:21And now he's chasing me?
15:22This is the most my singing monster's ass shit I've ever seen.
15:26Okay.
15:27He says take this and then proceeds to not attack me whatsoever.
15:31I guess I appreciate it, even though it makes no sense.
15:35Okay, let's give this a try from zero.
15:37I'm so sick of this gauntlet.
15:39I just want it to be over.
15:40What?
15:41I was vibing to the low-pitched drums.
15:54It sounded kinda cool.
15:55Oh, okay.
15:56Alright, what do we got?
15:57Random icons.
15:58Okay.
15:59That's a new one for today.
16:01I'm sorry to Mr. Bobby Hill, whatever your name was.
16:05Your icons are no more.
16:06I'm keeping the colors though.
16:08Hey!
16:09Default Cube, first drive.
16:10When does that happen?
16:11Yeah, and then I immediately die.
16:13John Default is kill.
16:14Ooh!
16:15I got my ball.
16:16Which is my favorite ball, by the way.
16:17Top 10 balls.
16:18Howdy's top 10 balls to your list is finally coming out.
16:23Dude, I should totally make music.
16:25I'd be the best dubstep acapella guy you'd ever seen.
16:29I forgot the boss fight sucks ass.
16:31Why do you do this to me?
16:33Why do you make this stuff invisible, man?
16:36Oh.
16:37Nice.
16:38Okay, here comes the boss fight that's not an actual boss fight.
16:43He's just kinda dancing.
16:45He's just entertaining us while we're playing GD.
16:47Okay, I appreciate it, I guess.
16:49Nice.
16:50Very nice.
16:51Okay.
16:52Alright, that one wasn't as bad as the danceman one, but jeez, I wanna be done.
16:56I wanna be done.
16:57If this ends with a demon, I might do some shooting of myself.
17:01Oh, I can go back to normal mouse.
17:02Excellent.
17:03Alright, this is Mechanism by Hound.
17:04Let's see what you got.
17:05Am I saying the right Hound?
17:06Hound?
17:07I don't know.
17:08Okay, alright.
17:09Rainbow colors, okay.
17:10Let's do it.
17:11There we go.
17:12Looking free.
17:13This already looks like it's gonna be a decent amount harder than the last one.
17:14Oh.
17:15Okay, what else?
17:16What else?
17:17Playing with space?
17:18I don't wanna.
17:19Okay, fine.
17:20I'll play with it.
17:21Space box.
17:22You know, my natural speaking voice, people compare it to tons of different YouTubers and fictional
17:23characters.
17:24Like, wow, you sound just like this guy from regular shit.
17:25You sound just like this YouTuber.
17:26If I had like a super distinct voice, it might just be obnoxious.
17:27Yeah, I'm going into practice, by the way.
17:28I really, really don't wanna learn a boss fight from zero.
17:30Who does that?
17:31Okay, so it looks like you can kinda just do whatever for this first part and then he spits
17:33green balls on you.
17:34I don't like that.
17:35Despite what you guys might think about me.
17:36I'm not really a fan of green balls.
17:37I mean, at least not when they're being spit on to me, but you know, I'm flexible.
17:38I can do whatever.
17:39Oh, we got the fat wave.
17:40Fat wave's pretty cool, actually.
17:41I kinda like it.
17:42For a while, I thought it was like way too big to ever use, like unironically.
17:43But I do kind of appreciate it now.
17:44I don't appreciate this one.
17:45Pitch shift minus one still for the Krio song.
17:46I somehow didn't notice.
17:47Those like hip hop, R&B, like high hats in the background.
17:50That's becoming like really popular in other genres and I don't know how I feel about it.
17:52Okay, this one doesn't seem so bad.
17:54Nice, okay.
17:55Okay, getting kinda far.
17:56Getting kinda far, if you will, if you wanna be funny with it.
17:59And nice.
18:00Nice, I think that was first attempt once I passed the drop.
18:02Alright, that was actually not bad.
18:03That was the least egregious boss fight so far.
18:04Okay, no demon at the end, but it might be worse.
18:05It might be worse than a demon.
18:06I can think of plenty of nine stars that are worse than a lot of easy demons.
18:08Also, we need to turn down the pitch shifter.
18:09Yeah, leave that alone.
18:10I thought the song was pitch shifted.
18:11I'm so sorry for pitch shifting it.
18:12I'm not a huge fan of this song though.
18:13I think I probably would have enjoyed it more with the pitch shifter.
18:14Wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham wham.
18:15Okay.
18:16Alright, what do we got for the final level?
18:17Let's see, let's see.
18:1840...
18:19Fine.
18:20Oh, I hit that late by accident and somehow lived.
18:21Cool.
18:22What?
18:23What'd I do wrong?
18:24What happened about me?
18:25These are the hardest levels I've ever played in like a gauntlet video, I'm pretty sure.
18:26I was about to say the hardest levels I've ever played in a Wheel of Pain video, but
18:27I've literally played Bloodbath.
18:28Dude, oh, they give me like no time to react.
18:30This is a practice required level.
18:31Oh, I thought I had to jump myself, but there's a pad.
18:33Thank you pad.
18:34Oh gosh, dude.
18:35I saw some kind of monster like zoom past me, so I'm gonna hop in practice and see what
18:38that's about.
18:39I don't think the creator intended for me to play the level without practice though.
18:41Oh my god.
18:42I also don't think the creator intended for me to laugh at his boss, but here we are.
18:44I guess the monster gauntlet is like a boss fight gauntlet?
18:46Like why can't the monsters just be like chillin' in a hot tub in the background?
18:48Why do they have to be attacking you?
18:49I mean all the monsters are bad.
18:50We've seen Monsters Inc.
18:51I don't understand why all boss fights must suck.
18:52That's like a freaking rule in the bible or something.
18:53God said unto Adam, don't eat from that tree.
18:54And also, every boss fight in Geometry Dash will suck.
18:55You don't know what that means yet, but pass it on to your kids.
18:56Dude, it's still going.
18:57This boss fight is so long.
18:58Okay, at least the second half seems mostly easy.
18:59First phase done?
19:00That was only one phase?
19:01Ohhhh.
19:02Batman, help me.
19:03This boss fight sucks.
19:04Why?
19:05It tells me to go up and then it shoots me in the face with a fireball.
19:06If the creator of this level is watching, I have some questions for you.
19:07First of all, why?
19:08Second of all, why?
19:09And third, what?
19:10What am I looking at?
19:11What is this?
19:12Also, this is pretty epileptic.
19:13What is this?
19:14Also, this is pretty epileptic.
19:15I'm pretty sure you know the risk if you're watching a GD video, but just thought I'd throw
19:16that out there.
19:17In what world is this garbage and nine star, dude?
19:18I would much rather be an easy demon.
19:20Easy demons are so much easier by comparison most of the time.
19:21Okay.
19:22Uh, I'm now a floating red ball.
19:23Not a ship anymore.
19:24Nope, those days are behind us.
19:25Okay, apparently that's it.
19:26I need to practice this though, because this makes no sense.
19:27Okay, let's try this from normal mode.
19:28My gosh, this is going to suck.
19:29I don't even feel a little bit bad about using practice mode.
19:31Because if I didn't, this video would take me like nine hours or some bullcrap.
19:33I see it told me to go up and I trusted it.
19:35Why did I trust it?
19:36Why did I think this level was like good?
19:37It made sense.
19:38Uh, roll it and see what we get.
19:39Plus 10.
19:40Yeah, yeah, we need this to be faster.
19:41Alright, I'm going to make that the last thing I do.
19:42I'm on 48 FPS, 1.1 speed.
19:43I'm going to call it there.
19:44I'm going to stop spinning and just be this last level, because this is ruining my day.
19:46Gosh, this is so much faster than just a 10% increase.
19:48Are you kidding me?
19:49I'm like not even phased anymore.
19:51This level being such a piece of garbage is scarier than any jumpscare could be.
19:54Okay, I guess I did the first phase.
19:57Okay.
19:58Did I do it?
19:59Did I do it?
20:00Please, please, let me, let me go.
20:01Uh, and I got a coin for my efforts, I guess.
20:03Uh, so now, when people ask me what my least favorite level is in streams, I have a new
20:05answer for you.
20:06It's this one and it's this one.
20:07My gosh, this gauntlet was awful.
20:12What do you mean?
20:13Get this over with.
20:141, 2, 3, 4...
20:16I'm living...
20:17I'm living.
20:47I know it's her job to help this guy, but I think this guy's a lost cause.
20:59He's obviously never mind.
21:00What do we just kind of lost his and get out of here?
21:02I mean, the game doesn't look too bad so far, there's some noise on me at least.
21:30No!
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23:59What?
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24:34OOH, FIRE, Y'ALL CAN'T DO!
24:36OOOH, FIRE, Y'ALL CAN'T DO!
24:38OH, ANDY?
24:40THANK YOU!
24:42I don't know what to do.
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