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Total swear words in the video: 49
I know I've said it in September, but y'know, Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
I know I've said it in September, but y'know, Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
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02:20you guys all packed and ready to go home yeah mom already yeah super ready come on let's go
02:30okay come on darlings yep let's go here mom here's another decoration for the christmas tree
02:38oh thanks sweetie and there we go perfect yes mom it looks beautiful awesome now all you need
02:46a star on top oh right the star about that did you lose it mom yes mom mom oopsie don't worry i'll go
02:59buy another one from the store you coming with me to go yeah mom come on all right all right dad it's
03:05your turn okay ready yeah four okay one two three four yes wow that was fast
03:16you almost reached the top i know i took a lot of shortcuts i've got to win this game
03:22calm down dad right my turn okay good night sleep tight nicole good night mom
03:31come on sweetie let's go to bed okay
03:36christmas daniel daniel wake up uh daniel it's christmas oh quick let's see if santa came
03:51yes oh my goodness mom dad wake up huh what is it huh look santa brought us peasant presents
04:02wow that's a lot oh my goodness come on let's start opening yay oh yes
04:09whoa
04:11all right kids time's clean up okay mom i'll start cleaning
04:16i love this plant i'll look after it forever
04:20oh honey someone's at the door could you go get it of course of course
04:25hello uh oh mail though okay
04:35and then after that he grabbed him oh my goodness honey mail
04:47hmm let me see oh what oh my what is it mom yes what is it it says here that we're all
04:59invited to a holiday cabin are you serious another invitation to something and ice skating
05:07ice skating yes for new year's day that's so cool
05:13right kids um get ready we're going to go now
05:16why do we keep getting these invitations anyway
05:19i'm not sure but i'm not complaining hey we're getting a free holiday again
05:25oh my all right let's go
05:27huh but i don't want to leave my presents
05:30um you can both take two
05:32yes all right i'm taking my new dancing suit
05:35are you sure you want to take that
05:37okay fine i'll take my bag instead yay i'm taking my plant okay kids pack up get ready
05:45because we're going straight away okay yes
05:48whoa okay here we go
05:51more cleaning okay are you guys all ready and packed
05:56yeah mom i can't wait to go to this winter cabin
05:58yeah same all right let's go okay kids come on off we go
06:03yes i'm so excited oh i want to sit at the middle
06:06okay fine i'll sit on the side of this car
06:09here we are
06:10oh it's so cold out there
06:13oh hey there guys welcome to the winter cabin
06:16thank you thank you um here you are all thanks
06:19oh sorry i'm not your winter i mean waiter um sorry i get confused i say those words quite a lot
06:27oh okay anyway um yeah sorry what were you saying
06:31right sorry um i am your tour guide you could say
06:36oh we don't need a tour guide thanks
06:39oh well okay i love a tour guide
06:43oh really okay follow me yay
06:46so over here is the kitchen
06:48right and honey you unpack the bags
06:51okay i'm gonna go and check out my room
06:53oh wow honey this is absolutely amazing
06:57oh right let's get unpacking
06:59and here is the bedroom i'm guessing this is gonna be yours
07:02yes looks awesome
07:04yes it is a really nice and comfortable bedroom
07:07the bed is super comfy
07:08cool
07:09hey guys um am i sleeping up here
07:13no daniel that's my bed
07:14oh right um sorry you've already gone past your bedroom
07:18it's back that way
07:19really i didn't see any beds down there
07:22oh yours is a pull-out bed i'm pretty sure
07:25oh um okay can i not sleep in here
07:29i chose it first sorry dan
07:30all right any down there
07:33i'm probably guessing they're gonna be your parents bedroom
07:37um it's a double bed so
07:39oh right okay and that's a single bed down there
07:42oh okay right uh thanks
07:44i'm just gonna go and explore over here anyway
07:46okay
07:46wow a heater
07:50just what i needed
07:51turn it on
07:53ah
07:54that is so warm and cozy
07:57all right moving on
08:00yeah
08:00this is the bathroom
08:02cool
08:03this is where you know
08:05you can do your business
08:06and yeah
08:07we've also got a cupboard with stock supplies
08:09hoovers and stuff
08:10dan what are you doing
08:12warming up by the heater
08:13oh yes
08:15that's the best thing about this house
08:16the heater
08:17everyone loves it
08:19cool
08:19ah
08:20super warm
08:22isn't it
08:23ah
08:24anyway i'll leave you to it
08:26um
08:26enjoy the time
08:27and uh
08:28come meet me down at the ice rink
08:29okay we will
08:30see you later
08:31bye
08:32also i didn't get your names
08:33oh i'm dan
08:35and this is nicole
08:36hello
08:36hi
08:37my name is emily
08:39hey emily
08:40all right then
08:41i'll see you later
08:42bye
08:42bye
08:43oh
08:46looks like daniel's
08:47got a crush
08:48shut up
08:49anyway
08:51come on
08:52let's go unpacking
08:53right
08:54your bedroom's over there
08:55remember
08:56oh yeah
08:56i forgot
08:57let's go
08:58ah
08:59bye heater
09:00see you in a bit
09:02all unpacked
09:04right
09:04let's go check on the kids
09:05okay
09:06nicole
09:08yeah mom
09:08you all unpacked
09:09yep
09:10all ready
09:11can we go down to the ice rink now
09:13please please please please please
09:14okay okay
09:15we're gonna be going
09:16um put some nice wintry clothes on
09:18oh okay
09:19i'll get them out
09:20all right
09:21um darling
09:23you stay with nicole for a second
09:24okay
09:25ah
09:26look at my computer dad
09:28whoa
09:28isn't that cool
09:29daniel what are you doing over here
09:32daniel what are you doing over here
09:32mom this is my bedroom
09:33this is the living room darling
09:35look mom
09:37oh
09:38all right then
09:39you sleep there
09:40huh
09:41um
09:42i advise you to put some
09:43winter
09:44warm clothes on
09:45all right
09:46are we going to the ice rink
09:48yep
09:48yes
09:49get ready
09:50okay
09:51oh
09:52i'm so excited
09:53time for mine
09:55okay
09:57are you guys ready
09:57yes
09:58super excited
09:59can't wait
10:00let's go
10:01all right kids
10:02let's go
10:03yes
10:04woohoo
10:05all righty
10:06here we are
10:07whoa
10:08oh
10:09looks like there's going to be a show on in half an hour
10:11kids
10:12meet me and your dad back here at um
10:14yes half an hour
10:15all right
10:16see you later mom
10:17bye dad
10:18see you later kids
10:19come on darling
10:20ha
10:21look at that christmas tree daniel
10:24i know right
10:25so cool
10:26whoa
10:28crepes
10:29let's go get some
10:29all right
10:30do you have any money
10:31of course i do
10:32where did you get it
10:34shh
10:34don't tell anybody
10:35um
10:37two chocolate crepes please
10:38all right
10:39coming right up
10:40yay
10:40hey guys
10:42oh
10:43uh
10:43hey emily
10:44how are you doing
10:45we're doing fine
10:47i'll leave you two alone
10:49tell me when the crepes are finished
10:52ah
10:53your sister's cute
10:54yeah you could say that
10:56so uh
10:57what made you come here
10:58um
10:59i don't know
11:00we got this strange invitation
11:02hmm
11:03strange
11:04yeah
11:05i know
11:05ah
11:07anyway
11:07it's nice to meet you
11:08um
11:08will i be seeing you at the show later
11:09yeah
11:10yeah
11:11i'll be there
11:12all right
11:12see you later
11:13bye
11:14bye
11:15uh
11:16um
11:18are the chocolate crepes nearly finished
11:19almost
11:20just be patient
11:21yeah
11:22yeah i was just
11:23i was just wondering
11:23there you go
11:25enjoy
11:26thanks
11:27nicole
11:28ding
11:29chocolate crepe
11:30chocolate crepe
11:31ah
11:31wow you ate that fast
11:35you didn't even get a chance to actually
11:37bite into it
11:39i really love them
11:41i really love them
11:41delicious
11:44uh what do we do now
11:46let's go shopping
11:47let's go look at some clothes
11:48oh
11:49all right
11:49look over here
11:50whoa
11:51all right
11:53are you
11:54i have anything to say
11:55next time
11:55cut
11:56as a
11:57just
11:58something to say
12:00and i will
12:01watch
12:02everyone
12:03think
12:04i don't ask you
12:04FUCKING
12:06We're going on a rocket sip
12:08In our favorite trip
12:18We're going on a trip
12:20ON THE HOWWAY
12:22We're going on a trip
12:24In our favorite rocket sip
12:26We're sipping on our
12:28SIP
12:30HUGE
12:34NO
12:36SIP
12:38SIP
12:40SIP
12:42FIGHT
12:44FIGHT
12:46FIGHT
12:48What did he say?
12:50That was
12:52HUGE
12:54STUPID
12:56LITTLE LIFETIME
12:58FIGHT
13:00FIGHT
13:02FIGHT
13:04We're going on a mission
13:063, 2, 1
13:08Start the countdown
13:101, 2, 3, 4, 5
13:12Start the countdown
13:14666, 404, 69
13:16Start the countdown
13:185, 4, 3, 2, 1
13:20Everyone to rocket
13:22Everyone to rocket
13:24FIGHT
13:26Everyone to rocket
13:28FIGHT
13:30Everyone to rocket
13:32Rev it up now
13:34We're going on a trip
13:36We're going on a trip
13:38We're going on a trip
13:40We're going on a trip
13:46We're going on a trip
13:48We're going on a trip
13:50We're going on a trip
13:52We're going on a trip
13:54We're going on a trip
13:564, 3, 2, 3
13:58Horrific
14:00EY, FREISE IT
14:01You're a nerd
14:02Ugh, Annie
14:04Did you just break my glasses?
14:05Sorry, it was a backstabbing incident
14:06OMG, Annie
14:08That was so stupid of you to do that to me
14:10oisu
14:12jaloe
14:13We need you!
14:15Badpush! Badpush! Stranger Danger!
14:16We need we!
14:17What?
14:18Memes!
14:18Fuckin!
14:20No!
14:22Little I die!
14:23Nope!
14:30We need we!
14:32Da Christmas wish!
14:34Da Christmas tin!
14:36Get ready, let's go!
14:37Da Christmas wish!
14:39Da Christmas dance!
14:41Da Christmas wish!
14:43Da Christmas!
14:44We need some fire in the lava!
14:46Silence!
14:47AAAAAAAA!
14:48Da Summer!
14:50What are you doing?
14:52Wish!
14:53Da Christmas!
14:54I'm fine!
14:56Pick a new bloop!
14:58I'm fine!
15:00Thinkin' the...
15:01Stupid!
15:02I'm fine!
15:03Yamaha!
15:04Stop bluffing!
15:06I'm fine!
15:11Yamaha!
15:13I'm fine!
15:14I'm fine!
15:15I'm fine!
15:16I'm fine!
15:17And...
15:18AAAAAAAA!
15:19AAAAAAAA!
15:20AAAAAAAA!
15:21AAAAAAAA!
15:22AAAAAAAA!
15:23You did by little bit people!
15:24AAAAAAAA!
15:25AAAAAAAA!
15:27Sydney Chit様!
15:29AAAAAAAA!
15:36Pussy!
15:38AAAAAAA,
15:41AAAAAAAAAAAA!
15:43The Beatles!
15:44AAAAAAAAA!
15:45and...
15:50You be by little bit-
15:51Diabetes.
15:52and...
15:53This is bunt-time!
15:55This is bunt-time!
15:56Bunt-time!
15:57And...
16:02You be by little bit-
16:03Now, see if you-
16:08Oh, hello!
16:09Oh, stop laughing!
16:15Hi, I'm Maria!
16:16It's Christmas Eve!
16:17Hi, I'm Maria!
16:18Nobody play!
16:19Hi, i'm Ria!
16:21Hi, i'm Ria-
16:24Hello, Batman!
16:25Maria!
16:26It's Christmas Eve!
16:27And i'm going to read my favorite Christmas story.
16:31Hi!
16:32On Christmas Eve!
16:33It's Maria!
16:34Now, I'm going to read my favorite-
16:35Hi!
16:37What is my birthday?
16:38Then I'm gonna read this.
16:39It's Maria!
16:40It's Christmas Eve!
16:41Now, I'm going to read my favorite Christmas story.
16:43Hi!
16:44I'm Rio! It's Christmas Eve! Now I'm going to read my favorite Christmas story!
16:48Do you wanna hear it?
16:50No!
16:52Now I'm going to read my favorite Christmas story!
16:54This is a bullshit dish, let's go live!
16:56Hi, I'm Rio! It's Christmas Eve! Now I'm going to read my favorite Christmas story!
17:00Do you wanna hear it?
17:02How about no?
17:04Now I'm going to read my favorite Christmas story!
17:06Do you wanna hear it?
17:08Nope!
17:09Do you wanna hear it?
17:11Do you wanna hear it?
17:12No!
17:133
17:14Do you wanna hear it?
17:15Who makes you do hear it well?
17:16Oh
17:173
17:18Nice
17:19I don't know
17:20I don't know if I can do it
17:21I don't know if I can do it
17:22I don't know if I can do it
17:23I don't know if I can do it
17:24I don't know if I can do it
17:25I don't know if I can do it
17:26No thanks I okay
17:273
17:28Uh what is that smell?
17:31Leo did you do it?
17:32OMG I would never fart like that
17:34Stop lying and just admit it
17:35Fine
17:36That was my fart
17:37Uh Leo that is so
17:38DESTROPING
17:39ZAMA
17:41TWICE CHRISTMASY
17:43TWICE CHRISTMASY
17:45TWICE CHRISTMASY
17:47TWICE CHRISTMASY
17:48TWICE CHRISTMASY
17:49TWICE
17:50TWICE
17:51STUPID
17:52TWICE CHRISTMASY
17:53OH EH
17:56Bob stop bluffing
17:57And one little boy got more than anything in the world
18:02That Santa would break him
18:04Don't go
18:05And one little boy got more than anything in the world
18:09That Santa would bring him a turtle.
18:11And one little boy hoped more than anything in the world
18:15That Santa would bring him a turtle.
18:17Santa would bring him a turtle.
18:19Santa would bring him a turtle.
18:21One little boy hoped more than anything in the world
18:23That Santa would bring him a turtle.
18:25That night Santa came to his house
18:27And brought the little boy a present.
18:29That night Santa came to his house
18:31And brought the little boy a present.
18:33That night Santa came to his house
18:35That night Santa came to his house
18:37And brought the little boy a present.
18:39It was a little boy
18:41Cream
18:41Diabetes
18:43Box
18:43But when the little boy opened the box
18:48It was
18:48A Christmas wish box
18:51But when the little boy opened the box
18:55A Christmas wish box
19:00A Christmas wish box
19:04But when the little boy opened the box
19:09It was empty
19:10When the little boy opened the box
19:33It was
19:34A Christmas wish box
19:34But when the little boy opened the box
19:35It was
19:36Empty
19:37Oh no!
19:38There's no present in the box
19:39Just wait
19:40The story's not over yet
19:41Oh no!
19:42There's no present in the box
19:44Just wait
19:45The story's not over yet
19:46Oh no!
19:47There's no present in the box
19:48Yes there is
19:49There's no present in the box
19:51Oh no!
19:56There's no present in the box
19:57The story's over
19:58What a great story!
19:59Just wait
20:01The story's not over yet
20:02The little boy's mother told him,
20:04He was as hot as he could.
20:06You have to make a wish to get your friend.
20:08You have to make a wish to get your friend.
20:10You think he should do it wrong?
20:12He was as hot as he could.
20:14I'm so pissed.
20:16Wish I wish I wish I could.
20:18In victory.
20:20Let the little boy's mother told him,
20:22He was so long.
20:24He was as hot as he could.
20:26The little boy picked up the wish box,
20:28Closed his eyes,
20:30And was as hot as he could.
20:31Ba-ba-boey.
20:32And this time, the box magically opened, and there was something in...
20:38So the little boy picked up the wish box, closed his eyes, and wished as hard as he could.
20:42Hi, Wicked Wicked King, making paper water!
20:44Shhh!
20:45Boy, Kyle!
20:46Wishy, wishy, wishy!
20:47Pick this ring!
20:48And this time, the box magically opened, and there was something in...
20:57Ice cream!
20:58The water!
21:00Yeah!
21:01Can I have an ice cream?
21:02I'm gonna drive, but now?
21:03I don't know!
21:04I'm sure you're in the camera!
21:05And the little boy's wish comes true!
21:08And this time, the box magically opened, and there was something in...
21:15Aaaa!
21:17Whee.
21:18Whee!
21:19Whee!
21:20I turned over yet!
21:21Die.
21:23Whee!
21:24Whee!
21:25Whee!
21:26Whee!
21:27Nice! Stupid!
21:29What a ridiculous story!
21:31What a great story!
21:33If you had a wishback, what would you wish for?
21:35Freepin! I wish her!
21:37If you had a wishback, what would you wish for?
21:39Uh, I don't know.
21:41If you had a wishback, what would you wish for?
21:43PENUS!
21:49Cool, I want that too.
21:53I hear something!
21:55I don't know, I don't know.
21:57I don't know.
21:59I don't know.
22:01I don't know.
22:03I don't know.
22:05I don't know.
22:07You got a wishback.
22:09She has a wishback for Rocket.
22:11Oh, and she has a wishback for me.
22:13Now we can wish for any free reward in the whole world.
22:17PENUS!
22:19Then you didn't get a wishback.
22:21The only wishback is under the tree!
22:23Someone did get a Christmas wishbox from theater.
22:25Who's got a wishbox?
22:31In premiere, Alice, I will give you a call for Christmas.
22:35I have to be in the state.
22:37Penny Wilson got your wishbox.
22:39He's been really stupid.
22:41Don't worry, Annie.
22:43We're going to get your Christmas wishbox.
22:45Don't worry, Annie.
22:47We're going to get your...
22:49Do you really think we're...
22:51Nope.
22:53Don't worry, Annie.
22:55You'll help me find Annie's wishbox, right?
22:57How about you?
22:59Come here!
23:01You're stupid!
23:03No!
23:05Don't worry, Annie.
23:07You're but I'm not even kidding.
23:09I'm going to go!
23:11Bawdy, Pete!
23:13Bawdy, Pete!
23:15Bawdy, Pete!
23:17Lady, Pete!
23:19I'm coming back!
23:21I'm gonna go!
23:23I'm going to go!
23:25Let's do something with Mr. Eastern!
23:27Let's do something.
23:29Let's do something!
23:31Go with me!
23:32No!
23:35I think you did it!
23:36No!
23:37Stupid!
23:38It's a...
23:39...
23:40...
23:41...
23:42...
23:43...
23:45...
23:46...
23:51...
23:52...
23:53...
23:54...
23:55...
23:59...
24:00...
24:08...
24:13...
24:19...
24:23...
24:24...
24:25OH MY GOD! CLEAR GUN!
24:51You stupid! Where am I going?
24:53You stupid little whisper fool!
24:55Need to respect him!
24:56They still run driving around the middle ratio!
24:57Need him!
25:04It's right! I'm doing great mess!
25:06I'm trying to get you!
25:08I'm doing great right with the job!
25:12You stupid!
25:13You stupid!
25:14I don't know!
25:15Two thousand years later!
25:17I'm here!
25:18I'm here!
25:19Go meow!
25:21Go go go!
25:22What are you doing here?
25:24The girl has got a little respect!
25:26All your respect must be cursed!
25:30Can you find a respect?
25:34Hey girl, I wish you the respect is better for our happy!
25:36It's the German super roof now!
25:38Hey!
25:40Huh?
25:42One eternity will come.
25:44Let's go!
25:48It's all there!
25:50You get nothing! You lose!
25:52It's all there!
26:00It's the most wonderful time of the year!
26:02With a good jingle bowing and everyone telling you be a good cheer!
26:05It's the most wonderful time of the year!
26:08It's the highest, happiest season of all!
26:11Merry Christmas, a filthy apple!
26:13Robot, what was we done for?
26:15It, it said World�, the mug...
26:17Whisk?
26:31Of then?
26:32I won't.
26:33I don't like it!
26:34I won't send!
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